Suzy Likes To Look At Balls!

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  • @22kpar1xcyberdyne9
    @22kpar1xcyberdyne9 5 років тому +2804

    New subscriber after Hairy Beaver. I don't know how that voice actress doesn't crack up on some of these lines. The emphasis and feeling she puts in is hilarious.

    • @colindurham5085
      @colindurham5085 4 роки тому +42

      Truly a professional!

    • @evvignes
      @evvignes 4 роки тому +180

      Thought it was a dude.

    • @tonybensley6246
      @tonybensley6246 4 роки тому +41

      I'm thinking she probably does, but the spit takes get excised.

    • @SandyRed881
      @SandyRed881 4 роки тому +14

      😂😂

    • @yampk1
      @yampk1 4 роки тому +32

      Reading it straight is so much funnier than someone trying to narrate it cackling with laughter!

  • @TheRealAki240
    @TheRealAki240 4 роки тому +4365

    Whoever is reading these books without laughing is a legend

    • @SilverOneSoul
      @SilverOneSoul 4 роки тому +23

      Then why am i still not laughing?
      (This isnt funny)

    • @pjrtbucks1545
      @pjrtbucks1545 4 роки тому +179

      @@SilverOneSoul You have no humour

    • @Wanted.ForArson
      @Wanted.ForArson 4 роки тому +7

      XD

    • @cripto4671
      @cripto4671 4 роки тому +47

      The only one’s that will not laugh will be 6 to 8 year olds

    • @memory_LF
      @memory_LF 4 роки тому +3

      Chanhee Park shouldn’t they be the ones who do laugh?

  • @crud5237
    @crud5237 3 роки тому +1326

    "when Ernie pulled his ball sack out"
    This has me laughing too much.

    • @vali2512
      @vali2512 3 роки тому +23

      “Ernie rolled those big ol’ balls
      for a spilt and then a strike” Aswell got me

    • @kathryn_is_weird
      @kathryn_is_weird 3 роки тому +10

      "When he slid his fingers in posh made a funny sound" killed me 😭👍

    • @KennyMcCormick129
      @KennyMcCormick129 2 роки тому +3

      The part where they said hard and round had me dying

    • @lgolan2402
      @lgolan2402 2 роки тому

      @InnerFox Pam thought it was rude when he was showing his balls

    • @ayrek110
      @ayrek110 2 роки тому +2

      Can't get the Ernie reference. Help please.

  • @choisansbestfanrealnotfake
    @choisansbestfanrealnotfake 3 роки тому +417

    “When he slid his fingers in, Posh made a funny sound” help me rn 💀

  • @diwader
    @diwader 3 роки тому +584

    "Magic, where is your protection? I think it is too late..."|
    oh no

    • @txe1nd
      @txe1nd 3 роки тому +2

      Lol

    • @txe1nd
      @txe1nd 3 роки тому +1

      Hahah

    • @Kyumifun
      @Kyumifun 3 роки тому +70

      The fact that she looks really young and at the end calls it a date is really concerning
      "It is time to end this date"

    • @hunterofdarkness8329
      @hunterofdarkness8329 3 роки тому +5

      @@Kyumifun
      Who ever makes these deserve raise

    • @koptersp3260
      @koptersp3260 3 роки тому +1

      Oh god

  • @okayperiodslay
    @okayperiodslay 3 роки тому +979

    “Tigers balls are small and white! Just like Michael Jackson’s :)” I CANT WITH THIS WHO WRITES THESE 😭

    • @2AMNxro
      @2AMNxro 3 роки тому +2

      Lol

    • @Jordaniantrex
      @Jordaniantrex 3 роки тому +10

      Why do people write these inappropriate books

    • @blumouse8539
      @blumouse8539 3 роки тому +1

      Mark Thunder

    • @shrekman9770
      @shrekman9770 3 роки тому +57

      @@Jordaniantrex because it’s funny

    • @kathryn_is_weird
      @kathryn_is_weird 3 роки тому +33

      @@Jordaniantrex it's more for adult humor than anything else lmaoo

  • @metsu-satsu4280
    @metsu-satsu4280 3 роки тому +338

    I don't know what's more hillarious - the story, or the fact that the publisher is called "Reach Around Books"

  • @richardbidinger2577
    @richardbidinger2577 5 років тому +525

    A sick mind is a terrible thing to waste.

  • @bobi200samatar6
    @bobi200samatar6 3 роки тому +1148

    Imagine a child reading these books without understanding the subtext

    • @yareyare-j8m
      @yareyare-j8m 3 роки тому +37

      I have siblings lmao you can imagine the rest

    • @bonkdotioimealol
      @bonkdotioimealol 3 роки тому +6

      My siblings understood it.
      They are 15 year olds.

    • @bobi200samatar6
      @bobi200samatar6 3 роки тому +21

      @@bonkdotioimealol by 'child', I meant like 6- 11 years old.

    • @grumos8455
      @grumos8455 3 роки тому +15

      them reading it is not the bad part
      the bad part is them telling their parents the book

    • @wowimgarbage6042
      @wowimgarbage6042 3 роки тому +1

      i'm a child but i know the subtext

  • @QuartizOG
    @QuartizOG 3 роки тому +218

    I literally almost played this at full volume in the living room with my Mom and Grandma.

    • @cuterblueloveuwulilathepig3556
      @cuterblueloveuwulilathepig3556 3 роки тому +5

      Lmao

    • @monica1811
      @monica1811 2 роки тому +2

      I’m sure your Mom and Grandma would not be shocked at this informational reader. They may never let on though, as they are ladies.

  • @VoyageOne1
    @VoyageOne1 4 роки тому +376

    "Bruce's balls are Caitlyn's now... I'm sure he has regrets" 😆🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @weetongong3977
    @weetongong3977 4 роки тому +752

    I don’t know how u say that without laughing 😂

    • @pizza6168
      @pizza6168 3 роки тому +4

      How?

    • @k.laixxx
      @k.laixxx 3 роки тому +4

      o

    •  3 роки тому +7

      @@k.laixxx Dude. Look at his channel. Look at all his videos. They’re literally dirty on point-

    • @lgolan2402
      @lgolan2402 2 роки тому

      @@k.laixxx I wonder how many people that have a dirty mind try to read this out loud without laughing

  • @Gigg1ty
    @Gigg1ty 2 роки тому +180

    "Michael proudly shows his balls to boys at neverland" I'm dying💀

    • @ProudTherian125
      @ProudTherian125 Рік тому +4

      💀

    • @Little_Aiden_egg
      @Little_Aiden_egg Рік тому +4

      LOL AHAHAAHA AAHAAHAHAHAAHAAAAAHAHAAHHHHHHHHHHH *chokes on air* AGH MAHAHAHA AG-💀

    • @turtlefairy
      @turtlefairy Рік тому +2

      Hahahahahhahahahaha(

    • @hungryhamster4567
      @hungryhamster4567 Рік тому +2

      I didnt understand that part, what is it supposed to mean?

    • @blackcatpoe4716
      @blackcatpoe4716 Рік тому

      ​@@hungryhamster4567 You might want to look up Michael Jackson for this one.

  • @pirategamer6630
    @pirategamer6630 3 роки тому +1138

    "Bruce's balls are Caitlyn's now...
    ....I am sure he has regrets."
    Okay this killed me LOL

  • @92xl
    @92xl 5 років тому +579

    Some balls are held for charity
    And some for fancy dress
    But when they're held for pleasure
    They're the balls that I like best

    • @juliagraham-lemon775
      @juliagraham-lemon775 5 років тому +22

      AC DC.

    • @lasigoreng341
      @lasigoreng341 5 років тому +15

      Yay ACDC- awesome song - but when they're held for pleasure they're the balls that I like best😆

    • @boataxe4605
      @boataxe4605 5 років тому +12

      While AC/DC misses Bon’s voice, they miss his songwriting even more!

    • @TheB00tyWarrior
      @TheB00tyWarrior 5 років тому +4

      This is funny because it is Acdc

    • @tonybarracuda3505
      @tonybarracuda3505 5 років тому +10

      It’s my belief that my big balls should be held every night

  • @MemeDeliveryPrime
    @MemeDeliveryPrime 3 роки тому +82

    This is a f*cking masterpeice.
    "he has no balls to hold"
    "She has fuzzy little yellow balls"
    "Pam has soft and bouncy balls"

    • @benjaminthewolf
      @benjaminthewolf Рік тому

      As a trans man, I don't have balls either, and ya know what, I'm ok with that.

  • @izjustmetypical7222
    @izjustmetypical7222 4 роки тому +373

    PLEASE help. “Tiger puts bis balls in holes”

  • @parachuteguy3992
    @parachuteguy3992 4 роки тому +175

    One of the few people who can read these type of books without laughing.

    • @Dylan-go1ku
      @Dylan-go1ku 3 роки тому +2

      They are legends

    • @Zandorex.
      @Zandorex. 3 роки тому

      I can also read this Without laughing

    • @Zandorex.
      @Zandorex. 3 роки тому

      @@jan_Kapije no I am not lying. This book isn't even funny I tried so hard to laugh but I couldn't

  • @keystonedaytrip238
    @keystonedaytrip238 3 роки тому +64

    For me it all began with Brenda’s Beaver Needs A Barber :)
    This series is pure internet gold !!

  • @imnotahatericriticizeother8837
    @imnotahatericriticizeother8837 3 роки тому +111

    “When she looked at Magic’s balls she lost mood. Magic where’s your protection? I think it’s too late... Your balls are going to spread infection” 😂 😂 😂
    Me after I realized something: 😳

    • @noobslayerxxx
      @noobslayerxxx 3 роки тому +10

      *She even looks young*

    • @becky8of9
      @becky8of9 2 роки тому +6

      Looks like a child.
      That to me wasn’t funny.
      The rest is. Just not that one

    • @kavyathakur2010
      @kavyathakur2010 Рік тому +2

      Ikr……where is your protection, magic?💀💀💀 Suzy’s only trying to protect herself😭

  • @PatroitSongChannel
    @PatroitSongChannel 3 роки тому +22

    'while Michael proudly shows his balls to boys at Neverland"
    im dead

  • @blakejames9743
    @blakejames9743 3 роки тому +11

    Kids: "I need a good bed time story with celebrity roasts. You got that?"
    Bimisi: "Say no more.."

  • @iceeeyy3557
    @iceeeyy3557 3 роки тому +10

    "Tiger's balls are small and white"
    First line is already throwing out heavy punches. 😂

  • @Bundle_Exists
    @Bundle_Exists 4 роки тому +50

    No, I will not accept this being accidental

  • @yourpointbeing1506
    @yourpointbeing1506 5 років тому +58

    I’m so disappointed I haven’t seen your stories until now. I’m dying here man

    • @andrewdaley3081
      @andrewdaley3081 5 років тому +2

      Brenda's beaver. Is a better one. Andy England 🇬🇧👍

  • @meloclody9122
    @meloclody9122 4 роки тому +47

    The writer knew EXACTLY what he was doing lmfao

  • @Alex-go8mf
    @Alex-go8mf 4 роки тому +30

    My friend's name is Suzy and OMFG. I love playing this for her. XD

  • @Timlba63Jonesy
    @Timlba63Jonesy 3 роки тому +34

    1:21 look at the way she’s holding them

  • @Chloe_i_guess1
    @Chloe_i_guess1 3 роки тому +15

    The people who make these kinds of books know exactly what they're doing.

  • @SantaPorter420
    @SantaPorter420 5 років тому +79

    You sir are sick, twisted, disgusting,
    We should hang out more often😂

    • @tonybarracuda3505
      @tonybarracuda3505 5 років тому +2

      Old School Uncensored 3 qualities I look for in a person

    • @SantaPorter420
      @SantaPorter420 5 років тому +1

      @@tonybarracuda3505 Indeed😂

    • @SantaPorter420
      @SantaPorter420 4 роки тому

      @julien villagrana more the merrier😉😂

    • @mexchik804
      @mexchik804 4 роки тому +1

      🤣🤭😂

  • @GlassesnMouthplates
    @GlassesnMouthplates 2 роки тому +5

    Props to the author for teaching kids about STDs without making it awkward.

  • @ImpThingy
    @ImpThingy 4 роки тому +44

    Bruh how can read this without losing it and laughing?

  • @hihihihi3806
    @hihihihi3806 4 роки тому +41

    2:30 "ball sack out" wtf lmaoo

  • @ChalkyHonky
    @ChalkyHonky 5 років тому +54

    I saw Brenda beaver and this one I subbed. This shit is great

  • @fernandogimenez5194
    @fernandogimenez5194 3 роки тому +6

    0:56 if you remove "...yellowish and green" all innocence is lost in those balls

  • @Artsqool
    @Artsqool 3 роки тому +11

    Who in the heck thought in a room: hey let’s make a story that’s called Susie likes to look at balls!

  • @pixelsnek4819
    @pixelsnek4819 5 років тому +52

    How are you able to read these stories with out cracking up 🤣🤣🤣🤣?

  • @ezekielm1204
    @ezekielm1204 4 роки тому +36

    1:30 I'm dying

  • @carmenm9068
    @carmenm9068 4 роки тому +12

    Shame that the publisher didn't fix the spelling mistake at 1:01 . 'Haven't' is short for 'have not'. It still requires an 'e'.

  • @oshiezz
    @oshiezz 3 роки тому +6

    "While michael proudly shows his balls to boys at neverland"
    bro.... you CANT be serious right now. AND ITS MICHAEL JACKSON COME ON BRUH YOU CANT BE SERIOUS 💀

  • @walmartpole2960
    @walmartpole2960 3 роки тому +5

    Everybody gangsta until the balls look at Suzy

  • @koolerm4806
    @koolerm4806 5 років тому +32

    Bruce Jenner Has Also written a book....."Don't Look In The Jelly Jar"

  • @milspecmachine3014
    @milspecmachine3014 5 років тому +46

    These stories are absolutely hilarious thanks for sharing them with us and I am a happy new subscriber to your channel. 😂👍🏽😅

  • @Whatisahandledude
    @Whatisahandledude 3 роки тому +5

    “Pam has soft and bouncy balls” and “Hugh Hefner knows how all that goes... ...they’re in his magazine” almost got me

  • @cowgirl_406
    @cowgirl_406 4 роки тому +94

    0:45 his shirt says 69 lol

  • @ernestol8572
    @ernestol8572 3 роки тому +11

    Anyone notice that "Ernie" is Bill Murray's character from Kingpin?

  • @derekman14
    @derekman14 2 роки тому +26

    2:43 I laughed so hard on this one

  • @joshuaarnfield1279
    @joshuaarnfield1279 Рік тому +1

    "Ernie rolled those big ol' balls for a split and then a strike" got me laugh ing so hard😂😂😂

  • @yourschoolshooter5660
    @yourschoolshooter5660 3 роки тому +21

    1:53 I CANT
    HAHHHAHAHAHA

  • @plasmasnow22
    @plasmasnow22 3 роки тому +2

    They don't even try to hide it like a secret dirty joke. It's obvious what they're trying to do

  • @sutrblx5566
    @sutrblx5566 3 роки тому +6

    I can imagine how many parents didn't know the true meaning of the story but let their kids read it

  • @LardCard
    @LardCard 3 роки тому +2

    “While Micheal proudly shows his balls to boys in the Neverlands.”
    I wanna die

  • @sssmo500
    @sssmo500 3 роки тому +37

    I don't believe the allegations against Michael, but it's so damn funny😭

    • @imdyinginside1919
      @imdyinginside1919 3 роки тому +6

      Lol gotta admit it's funny
      Even I kinna hate the MJ joke (which I believe the person who made this believe that MJ do some no no to the boys)
      I wonder how many innocent kid has read these book and think it's just a normal ball story

    • @Ascension721
      @Ascension721 3 роки тому

      Same here. But that was the best one I've ever fucking read

    • @goo_90
      @goo_90 3 роки тому +1

      I’m glad you don’t believe the allegations. #MJinnocent

  • @trixxtreatz
    @trixxtreatz 3 роки тому +3

    This is fully obsurd to the furthest extent & also SO BLOODY GENIUS !

  • @JohnJJ1221
    @JohnJJ1221 4 роки тому +3

    Voice almost has a Mrs Doubtfire. Feel to it. 🤣🤣🤣 Goodness this A Gold mine. Hats off, such useful content here..

  • @Andrew-on5do
    @Andrew-on5do 5 років тому +27

    Bedtime story for a 31yo man right there.

  • @danielkilgore9697
    @danielkilgore9697 5 років тому +5

    This had me in tears of joy!! I love you man keep it up!!!

  • @tandemtcg
    @tandemtcg 2 роки тому +1

    Instructions unclear; my golf ball is covered in sticky, thick milk.

  • @hannahkeen6424
    @hannahkeen6424 4 роки тому +25

    0:37 the number on his shirt is 69

  • @bluelight6520
    @bluelight6520 3 роки тому +14

    0:11 I LAUGHED SO HARD, I CAUSED AN EARTHQUAKE!

  • @derekman14
    @derekman14 2 роки тому +14

    1:35 I feel bad for him

  • @Moons_ForgottenStick
    @Moons_ForgottenStick 2 роки тому +1

    "PAM HAS SOFT AND BOUNCY BALLS THE KIND THAT MUST BE SEEN" got my laughing so hard I choked💀🤣

  • @deborahaviles708
    @deborahaviles708 4 роки тому +3

    This is hilarious. Omg, I wish I found you before. I'm a subscriber now! Yay!

  • @patrickmartin400
    @patrickmartin400 3 роки тому +4

    Well as a English literature major you certainly have your prose just right👍

  • @Vison01
    @Vison01 2 роки тому +1

    0:38 with the number 69 on his shirt this part makes this entire thing 5x better

  • @Dryfloorsign
    @Dryfloorsign 3 роки тому +3

    from this video i've learned balls are the Swiss knives of dirty jokes

  • @wholivesinapineapple
    @wholivesinapineapple Рік тому +1

    "While Michael proudly shows his balls to boys at Neverland" the author had way too much fun writing this

  • @brianfoster7794
    @brianfoster7794 5 років тому +12

    You really crack me up 😂 🤣lol I shouldn’t look at this when trying to do other things 👍👍👍

  • @Alilovi
    @Alilovi 3 роки тому +1

    “Tiger’s balls are small and white just like Michael Jackson’s” phftttttt 😂 😂😂😂

  • @bansheemania1692
    @bansheemania1692 5 років тому +6

    I subbed. I'm not kidding 😂 Hard to Get a Good Laugh THESE days.

  • @Steviebob-
    @Steviebob- 2 роки тому +2

    Ok I don't understand how the hell these books are even available to the public but they had me ROLLING

  • @christinawhite3689
    @christinawhite3689 3 роки тому +6

    I wonder how the narrator ain't cracking up.😂😂😂

  • @Whatthebacondid
    @Whatthebacondid Рік тому

    “Ernie rolled those big ol' balls for a split…” got me bro

  • @becgreen3553
    @becgreen3553 3 роки тому +12

    I swear if this is also a book by Gary I'm going to die in my bed laughing 👁️👄👁️

  • @mrmctavishthesailingdog8020
    @mrmctavishthesailingdog8020 3 роки тому +2

    “Tiger put his balls in holes” I was dying

  • @u78iw47
    @u78iw47 3 роки тому +4

    Bru, credits to Bimisi Tayanita for being a legend
    I think Bimisi really made it amusing as a sexualy funny story, just look at the guy who wore the red shirt, the number says 69

  • @xooks3050
    @xooks3050 3 роки тому +1

    This one is a diss track no holds barred.

  • @ultrababycakes
    @ultrababycakes 3 роки тому +3

    when the teacher asks me to read ill just play this

  • @lochthepopa4016
    @lochthepopa4016 2 роки тому +1

    Suzy: I love watching at balls! Teacher: I'm leaving this job

  • @ShannonBradford
    @ShannonBradford 5 років тому +6

    Great job on your reading style!

  • @koolerm4806
    @koolerm4806 5 років тому +4

    Great job 👍 Mr. Foolery! Funny STUFF!

  • @Suppenhuhn_08
    @Suppenhuhn_08 3 роки тому +2

    The Bruce Jenner Part made me dying
    Edit: Same goes for David Beckham

  • @muhammadjuwaini569
    @muhammadjuwaini569 3 місяці тому +3

    2:31 ........... why, just why

  • @SisterDottie
    @SisterDottie 4 роки тому +8

    The author is a genius! Lol

  • @bopbippitybop3001
    @bopbippitybop3001 3 роки тому +9

    The number just had to be 69 xD 0:48

  • @chriswillingham
    @chriswillingham Рік тому +1

    “ You’re ball are going to spread infection” 💀 ah hell nahh

  • @Kat_0v0
    @Kat_0v0 3 роки тому +8

    0:06
    This one got me dying 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @TheNew0skarR99
    @TheNew0skarR99 Рік тому

    “Tiger’s balls are white like Michel Jackson’s!..” had me dying 😂😂

  • @MDF_Leader
    @MDF_Leader 10 місяців тому +7

    Who came from SPEED

  • @KlefkiTCG
    @KlefkiTCG 10 місяців тому +1

    0:44 realise how he has the number 69 on his shirt

  • @shermainelee6435
    @shermainelee6435 4 роки тому +5

    Yesterday when I watch a few more of these I almost died 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @sallygilham5723
    @sallygilham5723 4 роки тому +1

    Does this person have any other you tube videos? She is hilarious!

  • @blitzbase
    @blitzbase 3 роки тому +4

    Finally somebody I can relate to

  • @DefinitelyKarl
    @DefinitelyKarl 3 роки тому +2

    WHY IS BRUCES NUMBER 69 I CANT THIS CANT BE A COINCIDENCE IT WAS DONE ON PURPOSE ISTG

  • @camillaashcraft6167
    @camillaashcraft6167 3 роки тому +23

    0:30 69

  • @nguyenminhquang1567
    @nguyenminhquang1567 2 роки тому

    Ernie's ball were beautiful
    Big and hard and round
    When he slids his fingers in
    Posh made a funny sound
    my fav line

  • @jaejae_2
    @jaejae_2 3 роки тому +4

    but today I'm sad to say he says no balls to hold lmao

  • @Ma5onVSSubzero
    @Ma5onVSSubzero Рік тому +1

    Now I know the book to read to my grandchildren

  • @Rick_Sanchez_C137_
    @Rick_Sanchez_C137_ 5 років тому +35

    Love your stories!

    • @iTomFoolery
      @iTomFoolery  5 років тому +3

      Rick Sanchez C137 I love your stories more Rick! Wubba Lubba DubDub!
      I didn’t write any of them by the way, I just narrated them. Thank you for the kind words though sir 🧐

    • @Rick_Sanchez_C137_
      @Rick_Sanchez_C137_ 5 років тому +4

      iTomFoolery
      I don’t write any of (burp) my stories either. Two nerdy drunks write them.

    • @iTomFoolery
      @iTomFoolery  5 років тому +1

      Rick Sanchez C137 makes so much sense that they write your stories, because you’re the smartest (drunk) guy in the multiverse.
      The Rickiest Rick of them all.
      Peace amongst worlds!😎

    • @Rick_Sanchez_C137_
      @Rick_Sanchez_C137_ 5 років тому +2

      iTomFoolery
      Peace amongst (burp) worlds iTF.

    • @Fourwheeljive
      @Fourwheeljive 5 років тому +1

      wmfivethree Hillarious

  • @gabbykan5076
    @gabbykan5076 3 роки тому +1

    TiGeR pUtS hIs BaLlS iN hOlEs
    who is laughing so hard rn that u started crying