The fact that Tribes is still a thing in 2024 is insane to me. I played the original way back in the day with my older brother and my dad. If I had a pc I'd be stoked about this, but unfortunately I'm on ps5. ;(
I was recommended a video the other day, something like "drunk magnus carlson saves losing game". Man takes over from a losing position while slurring through Usher's "Yeah" and wins in less than a minute😂
“Don’t puht meh bac in theh coob” - Datto, plastered af In this episode of the Green Bean String of Cring, Jez becomes the parental figure when both of his parents consume enough alcohol to cripple an Unstoppable Incendior Champion ❤
I love how I look at the comments and see don’t put him back in the cube and was confused but watched the first 30 seconds and it’s the funniest comment I saw🤣
Dude! I didn't know a new Tribes game was coming out! Please play it!! I played Tribes 2 quite a bit. It revolves around skiing and building momentum. The shots seem crazy, but you start to develop an instinct for guessing you and your opponents speed/position and the trajectory of your shot
This was so hilariously chaotic! Datto is so useless but wholesome when he's drunk, and Jez reveals that he can, in fact, solo most Destiny content when his fireteam is out of commission. Fantastic video Jez!
Tribes, now there's a franchise I haven't thought about in many years. I actually played one of the mech games that came out before it, Earthsiege II. Was actually a great mech game, it just got overshadowed by the Mechwarrior franchise.
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The fact that Tribes is still a thing in 2024 is insane to me. I played the original way back in the day with my older brother and my dad. If I had a pc I'd be stoked about this, but unfortunately I'm on ps5. ;(
WAIT NEW TRIBES?
That "you're the leader" everytime Jez, really? Every time? xD
I liked your honest AD for Tribes mate :D
Wdymm @@r3xclone that felt fake af
the comms between drunk datto and jez are just the regular comms flipped, idk who that reflects worse on.
Yes.
Yes you do, you definitely know
Datto getting drunk and becoming 10x less helpful but 10x funnier is hilarious.
I think he's way funnier when he isn't drunk. When he's drunk he's just goofy and full of dumb humor.
His brain matches the energy of the other 2 goofballs 😂
Its like he re rolled his stats
0:31 “Dont put me back in the cube!”
they put him back in
*kyoob
Datto praying to Lisan Al Gaib is fucking hilarious
Drunk Datto making Dune references is unironically the funniest part of this video😂
LISAN AL GAIB
Trv: you want the mcchicken?
Datto: goes offtopic
Trv: Im just gonna get him some random shit💀
Datto is that friend you have to beg to get drunk and when you do he makes you regret it but you still love him
Drunk Datto is better than me at my best.
I was recommended a video the other day, something like "drunk magnus carlson saves losing game". Man takes over from a losing position while slurring through Usher's "Yeah" and wins in less than a minute😂
Drunk datto playing mario golf: "mr fruit i love you"
Drunk datto playing d2: "yo jez, you about that duneussy or what?"
Drunk Datto plays D2 like sober Jez & I’m here for it! 11:42
You guys gotta stop putting datto in the cube
(Edit):Why am I the most liked comment
PUT HIM IN THE CUBE
Noooooooo
He was in a glass cube of emotion the whole time
Lmfao
@@officialshadowgamerx6734nice pfp
After a frame by frame analysis of 1:48, We can indeed conclude that Datto did it first.
hey you're cute
I see that Datto is the biggest "Please don't kill my vibes" drunk ever w/ that "Dont put me bag in the cube" bit
The fact that PVP didn't happen is a tragedy of greatest proportions
On stream it actually did
“Don’t puht meh bac in theh coob” - Datto, plastered af
In this episode of the Green Bean String of Cring, Jez becomes the parental figure when both of his parents consume enough alcohol to cripple an Unstoppable Incendior Champion ❤
Seeing Datto like this, his "disciple of Evocatus" phase makes so much more sense.
datto be like: "they put me in a cube, a rubber cube. with rats. and rats make me crazy. crazy? i was crazy once..."
Drunk Datto is a mood, for real. Thank you Jez for this blessing.
most of the time its serious datto trying to do everything while carrying 2 dumbs but this actually felt like a full dumb team and i love it
9:10 datto blanking on a word while being drunk is omega relatable lmao
datto had such a visceral, primal reaction to not wanting to go back in the cube and i 100% understand it.
ngl drunk Datto is kinda my favorite …
The datto mid-sentence cut off kills me everytime i love it 😂
Jez being the adult is some A++++ comedic juxtaposition
Man, this trio is so scuffed yet so funny it's unreal
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Drunk Datto plays like a sober Jez so I want to know what a drunk Jez would play like
These videos should just be called “Jez gets a taste of his own medicine”
Drunk datto is best. He is like that elder in family who i am deathly scared of but when they get drunk they are the coolest to hangout with
Serious people getting drunk will always be a vibe
8:50 best part 😂
How could he even be able to battle while in that state!? 🤯
Datto drunk is my new favorite character in the Jez cinematic universe
Drunk datto is something that I didnt know I needed to see in my life
11:49 lmao datto walking into the light right before the kill and his drunk reaction is prizeless
Drunk Datto babbling endlessly is so good
Datto is COOOOKED LMAO
Drunk Datto the funniest 💩 I've seen today
“That’s the wrong side of the microphone”
And that’s where I lost it
They did it.
They drove Datto to drinking.
Mr. Fruit and Jez extended universe through Datto's drunked escapades is the biggest crossover of this generation
who would've thought that alcohol of all things was a debuff to Datto's arrogance lol
Guys, I think Datto want to be back in the cube
Drunk datto is a national treasure and needs to be protected at all costs
I thought it was a bit odd when Jez starting doing an ad read on Datto's drunk prophecy video but it is what it is
The final Destiny challenge is playing it sober.
Holy cow, drunk Datto is really something. Wrong side of the microphone 🤣🤣
OKAY but can we talk about that literal 5/5 antiflinch snowballing combined action?
Datto became a Disciple of Evocatus to do this dungeon😂😂😂
I love that they get to experience what its like to play with themselves
Best vid I’ve ever seen. Drunk datto & trv squealing at his shenanigans
I'm loving these uploads. Mr. TRV's pants being unbuttoned, Jez running the show... this is all fantastic. I wish Jez streamed. JEZ PLZ STRMZ
I love how I look at the comments and see don’t put him back in the cube and was confused but watched the first 30 seconds and it’s the funniest comment I saw🤣
This content is so great. I love drunk Datto
jez the titan slayer, slayer of all titans IS BACK BABYYYYYY
Watching drunk Datto is the greatest UA-cam viewing experience I've ever had.
Drunk dungeon is good dungeon 🎉
Datto having an episode about what commendation to give out is top tier.
"YOU'RE PUTTING ME BACK IN THE CUUUBE"
Drunk Datto is the most hilarious thing I've ever heard 😂
2:06 the moment datto doesn't realize he can swipe with the motes and could have saved that lolol.
Drunk content is best content
This was a lot of fun. Thanks jez!
I never knew I needed drunk Datto content until now😂😂😂
drnking game to get as drunk as datto: take a shot every time jez talks while touching his earbud
Huzzah!! Heard another "In THIS economy!?" joke right at the end!
The lack of dps on the first boss was wild. I can't remember the last time I've had that boss live long enough for goblins to spawn.
Datto Drunk playing D2 is perfect
This was amazing to watch, drunk for the win
"Don't put me back into the cuuuube" 😂
Edit- drunk datto is hilarious lmfao
The fact that what is probably the funniest Datto video is on Jez's channel.
🙏Lisan al-Gaib🙏
Drunk datto needs to be a thing. At least once a month……make it happen jez😂😂
Drunk Datto is something I didn't know I needed in my life. Now I need drunk J3z...
The most I've laughed in a hot minute, thank you for this haha
watching this drunk makes me feel like I understand EVERYTHING drunk datto is saying
I'm telling you, the half & half hits different fr when drinking the funny juice
...lmao
Datto carrying the mote, which you can use to lunge forward, to his death during Phalanx was beautiful
This is the best thing I've watched in a while! THE CUBE. DON'T PUT HIM BACK IN THE CUBE.
Some large life philosophy from Datto - "There's not always going to be a prompt"
jez on that content grind love it
WOO!!! loving the recent string of uploadsssss!!!!!!! :DDDDDDD
I can’t wait for part 2, drunk pvp
Name a more iconic duo than Jez CRASHING TO DESKTOP
The Dune references are killing me 😂😂
Well now I need a 2 frame meme of Datto cosplaying as Gojo Satoru followed by an image of the Prophecy cube in a Shibuya subway
You ever think you’re chlamydia free and then it turns out you aren’t
Dude! I didn't know a new Tribes game was coming out! Please play it!!
I played Tribes 2 quite a bit. It revolves around skiing and building momentum. The shots seem crazy, but you start to develop an instinct for guessing you and your opponents speed/position and the trajectory of your shot
When Datto misbehaves he is going to be put in the cube
Datto: iM GoInG tO BoOp hIm, oOpS hE feEl oFf, iM sOrRy SiR.
literally paused the video to comment how great this is and how well the three of yall work as a comedic unit.
This was so hilariously chaotic! Datto is so useless but wholesome when he's drunk, and Jez reveals that he can, in fact, solo most Destiny content when his fireteam is out of commission. Fantastic video Jez!
Tribes, now there's a franchise I haven't thought about in many years. I actually played one of the mech games that came out before it, Earthsiege II. Was actually a great mech game, it just got overshadowed by the Mechwarrior franchise.
“I’m 20, no wait literally how old am I, I’m 30 years sober” - Jeb
The amount of effort put into the sponsor is inspiring
Now we need the whole team drunk
Out of curiosity, were there any mentions of being a disciple of Evocatus?
Once again, you snipe my lunch break with yet another chunk of entertainment gold. Thanks, Jebbo!
Mr. Jez this is my new favourite video of yours it was very funny :)
I saw this whole thing live, and the beginning light mote debacle becomes way funnier from Jez's perspective XD
My favorite thing about this is learning Datto drinks Arizona Iced Tea.