Imagine Letting Another Man Cuck You This Badly... (pathetic)

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  • @Heatrecks
    @Heatrecks 2 місяці тому +1135

    Bro spent too much time with Sneako and Adam22

    • @RoozerXC
      @RoozerXC 2 місяці тому +7

      X window system pfp detected 😎😎😎😎

    • @Heatrecks
      @Heatrecks 2 місяці тому +21

      @@RoozerXC Finally, someone knows X11

    • @Rex-X-Dark
      @Rex-X-Dark 2 місяці тому +12

      Man actually got folded by Strickland hoping that would make people forget

    • @DopesickDonald
      @DopesickDonald 2 місяці тому +11

      You mean adam16

    • @keithm5378
      @keithm5378 2 місяці тому +10

      Lest we forget Jack Murphy.

  • @JustSomeNamekian
    @JustSomeNamekian 2 місяці тому +1048

    Being treated like little bro in your own home is wild 💀

    • @LunarMARAUDER
      @LunarMARAUDER 2 місяці тому +87

      Never could be me someone is dying fast.

    • @CoOlKyUbI96
      @CoOlKyUbI96 2 місяці тому

      I’d rather get kicked in the balls daily for a year than have some dude treat me like lil bro in my own home

    • @cstutz3256
      @cstutz3256 2 місяці тому +55

      Whats more wild on top of that is posting it online and ending up in an Optimus video

    • @OG_Sneert0130
      @OG_Sneert0130 2 місяці тому +17

      Willingly putting it on the internet is even worse.

    • @RandomPerson-nd2ey
      @RandomPerson-nd2ey 2 місяці тому +2

      I think I might actually be able to top it. I have to introduce the characters a lil first. Okay, so there's this chick who is a straight up drug 304. She serves up the axe wound, moral support, the balloon knor, and whatever else to losers in exchange for a constant supply of whatever she's using at the time (not picky, anything will do). She has even ended up pregnant and had kids from this.
      Then there's her "boyfriend". People have insisted that I must be exaggerating when I said he looks like Gollum from "Lord of the Rings". I don't like him so I'm just talking trash, right? So then I pull up one of his mugshots and show it to them. No, I wasn't exaggerating. He also takes pride in being useless. Give him a job and, it doesn't matter how simple and easy it is, he *will* find a way to fail completely at it. She's not with him for his looks, money, or personality so that kinda narrows it down, right? The only thing he's ever able to accomplish on a consistent basis was providing the chick with what she wanted so he could check the oil.
      These two knuckleheads are living at the chick's parent's home because of how bad a failure they are. At least once, he decided to join her in the shower and take a more scenic route by driving down the dirt road, okay? I only know that because he was so proud of it that he decided to brag to whoever about it and I happened to be around.
      Already bad enough, right? It can't possibly get any worse for the dad, right? But wait, there's more!
      That shower? And the bedroom she shared with the "boyfriend"? Well, they both share walls with the master bedroom where the dad and mother sleep.
      Yes, seriously. I overheard this dad complain to his daughter to please keep it down because he could hear her getting pipe every which way in exchange for drugs.
      I wish I was kidding.

  • @djtrac3r935
    @djtrac3r935 2 місяці тому +475

    I actually threw up because of how this man literally is allowing the bull to take his room. That is not his girlfriend anymore, at this point, he needs to leave and get serious mental help.

    • @teamtx1578
      @teamtx1578 2 місяці тому +97

      What he needs to get is a backbone. If he allows himself to be a doormat like this, people are gonna use him as a doormat for the rest of his life. You get what you tolerate.

    • @demonvictim
      @demonvictim 2 місяці тому

      Im praying he never reproduce

    • @user-np9du4pg8q
      @user-np9du4pg8q 2 місяці тому +15

      @@teamtx1578ye no joke I couldn’t believe this and his a adult too who knows maybe his whole life was being a doormat who knows

    • @Xazamas
      @Xazamas 2 місяці тому +7

      For a moment, I actually thought something like "it is kind of pretentious to get mad at someone because they described something disgusting in 'normal' tone - then I remembered there are people seriously advocating to make society less "heteronormative."

    • @sissel2
      @sissel2 2 місяці тому +3

      If you actually threw up because of this video then maybe you should go see a doctor…

  • @012ghost
    @012ghost 2 місяці тому +836

    Not even Batman himself could get this piece of information out of me💀
    Granted this will never be me💀💀💀

    • @flarestriker2005
      @flarestriker2005 2 місяці тому +12

      Fr.

    • @torn5278
      @torn5278 2 місяці тому +72

      nah not even the lasso of truth could get this out of me 💀

    • @blackcat2648
      @blackcat2648 2 місяці тому +40

      Nah, not even the truth serum could get this out of me💀

    • @_Sage967_
      @_Sage967_ 2 місяці тому +12

      be in several stages of disassociation if it was. i dont wanna be the guy that knows the guy that knows the guy that's in all that.

    • @HunterAnsorge-ok9jk
      @HunterAnsorge-ok9jk 2 місяці тому +1

      N O J O K E R T H A T S T H E K E E F ! ! !

  • @YorkieChannelYT
    @YorkieChannelYT 2 місяці тому +463

    Literally the “me when my wife’s boyfriend” meme

    • @thanosianthemadtitanic
      @thanosianthemadtitanic 2 місяці тому +67

      wish it was just a meme. Reality is often disappointing

    • @treek10k
      @treek10k 2 місяці тому +8

      ​@@thanosianthemadtitanicwe need you to come back. Please snap half the universe away again.

  • @derubermanns1210
    @derubermanns1210 2 місяці тому +150

    Gotta be bait right?!…right?!!!!

    • @rpc808
      @rpc808 2 місяці тому +23

      I hope so. That's too wild to be true.

    • @IIMiikexDII
      @IIMiikexDII 2 місяці тому +13

      It's reddit. 99% of these stories are bait lol

    • @Jacob-sr2wd
      @Jacob-sr2wd 2 місяці тому +7

      I’m gonna assume so just for my own sanity’s sake lol

    • @maelkew3337
      @maelkew3337 Місяць тому

      Remember everything on the internet is false unless the truth is right in your face

  • @apeculiarstructure4104
    @apeculiarstructure4104 2 місяці тому +136

    I'd genuinely rather run a marathon through a minefield, than live this dude's life for a day.

    • @stefand1254others
      @stefand1254others 2 місяці тому +1

      Facts 😂

    • @gamingforever9121
      @gamingforever9121 2 місяці тому +9

      Sign me up for the minefield marathon 😂.

    • @mako8091
      @mako8091 2 місяці тому +2

      I'm good on the minefield. I'll take walking on Legos though.

    • @ellisjackson336
      @ellisjackson336 2 місяці тому +3

      The minefield situation is less unnecessary and more honorable

    • @ricaard6959
      @ricaard6959 2 місяці тому

      I would rather listen to Taylor Swift forever than live this man's life.

  • @sageviper2981
    @sageviper2981 2 місяці тому +97

    Being a simp for a community toilet will forever be crazy to me 😂😂

  • @patrickriarchy6054
    @patrickriarchy6054 2 місяці тому +109

    I never thought that this was a fetish for dudes as much as them believing that this is the only way to try to save a dead relationship and they are afraid of being alone and losing her.

    • @gatsu8634
      @gatsu8634 2 місяці тому +36

      90% of the time an open relationship is just an emotionally abusive relationship with a pretty bow on it to hide the bruises.

    • @Xzyckon
      @Xzyckon 2 місяці тому +8

      He's already lost her

    • @tommygertcher2747
      @tommygertcher2747 2 місяці тому +7

      ​@@gatsu8634That's why dudes need to grow a backbone. It sucks being alone but you can get used to it.

    • @SoulTransient
      @SoulTransient 2 місяці тому +2

      This type of person is not emotionally mature if this was the case, it kind of sucks because the desperation they feel is probably not severe but definitely chronic.

    • @ellisjackson336
      @ellisjackson336 2 місяці тому

      @@tommygertcher2747it says in “No more Mr nice guy” that it is good for men to spend times in isolation every once in a while

  • @Deadmemefinger
    @Deadmemefinger 2 місяці тому +274

    Optimus playing Fallout New Vegas was not in my 2024 bingo list

    • @thedoomtestament4547
      @thedoomtestament4547 2 місяці тому +3

      Fallout 3 would have been a better option imo

    • @268_3
      @268_3 2 місяці тому

      ​@@thedoomtestament4547 🪤

    • @In_Thy_Flesh
      @In_Thy_Flesh 2 місяці тому +17

      @@thedoomtestament4547burn in the sunlight

    • @amberzareva9551
      @amberzareva9551 2 місяці тому

      Wrong ​@@thedoomtestament4547

  • @masterzombie161
    @masterzombie161 2 місяці тому +122

    “There are wolves and sheep kid, wolves and sheep, figure out which one you wanna be.”
    -Better call saul

    • @Some-Rage-Inducing-Provocateur
      @Some-Rage-Inducing-Provocateur 2 місяці тому +11

      Id rather be a hunter rather than both. Wolves can be just as gullible as the sheepherds.

    • @redfoxsecurity3334
      @redfoxsecurity3334 2 місяці тому

      I’m a fox (🦊), so I guess I’m ok

    • @king_sombrero8193
      @king_sombrero8193 2 місяці тому

      I’m a fox (🦊), so I guess I’m ok

    • @king_sombrero8193
      @king_sombrero8193 2 місяці тому

      I’m a fox (🦊), so I guess I’m ok

    • @nekolu
      @nekolu 2 місяці тому +3

      I’m the brain eating amoeba inside the wolf, betcha Saul never thought of that

  • @goveberbuyit1221
    @goveberbuyit1221 2 місяці тому +241

    Just leave. That man’s gonna have huge problems later on. It’s not worth it

    • @subjectc7505
      @subjectc7505 2 місяці тому +2

      Pun intended? 👀

    • @jbrown7063
      @jbrown7063 2 місяці тому +1

      It’s a little too late for him

    • @Don-ds3dy
      @Don-ds3dy 2 місяці тому +15

      He's already 32 and still showing off his video game and Gundam collections to older men like he's some kid/redditor...he's lucky just to not be alone.

    • @laran1708
      @laran1708 2 місяці тому

      You don't understand he gets his rocks off this

    • @communistcomputergod6449
      @communistcomputergod6449 2 місяці тому

      @@Don-ds3dy exactly. There’s a reason this guy went through with this whole cuck situation.

  • @michellerahe4853
    @michellerahe4853 2 місяці тому +109

    Ye this generation ruined that 90s real style love 💀

    • @cendresaphoenix1974
      @cendresaphoenix1974 2 місяці тому +48

      My generation didn't do anything besides give up on dating and the video above is exactly why.

    • @Mike_Roch
      @Mike_Roch 2 місяці тому

      @@cendresaphoenix1974why would you stop dating cuz a dudes a cuck ruining his own relationship

    • @irionuchiha3823
      @irionuchiha3823 2 місяці тому

      Nah your generation is fumbling right now ​@@cendresaphoenix1974

    • @Optimusprime56241
      @Optimusprime56241 2 місяці тому +8

      What do you even mean by this generation, gen z is the past generation

    • @Walker-ow7vj
      @Walker-ow7vj 2 місяці тому +1

      @@cendresaphoenix1974why would you give up on dating? Who tf giving up dating almost everyone at my job got a significant other 😭

  • @xenon5493
    @xenon5493 2 місяці тому +151

    Finally some Optimus down bad patrol. I've been waiting for this

    • @michaelleblanc6070
      @michaelleblanc6070 2 місяці тому +21

      It's been a hot minute since we've had one this funny

    • @ShazzledWolf32
      @ShazzledWolf32 2 місяці тому +3

      Yay I remember the first one back in 2020

  • @kodachromerailroadvideos6571
    @kodachromerailroadvideos6571 2 місяці тому +127

    Fallout New Vegas is based

    • @darklordsauron3415
      @darklordsauron3415 2 місяці тому +2

      Indeed.

    • @haramsaddam238
      @haramsaddam238 2 місяці тому +2

      Yes man best story choice

    • @kazanOfTheSand
      @kazanOfTheSand 2 місяці тому +1

      Best fallout gane

    • @DeadwaveCarrier-oc1wo
      @DeadwaveCarrier-oc1wo 2 місяці тому +2

      I never played this game but I will gladly join you all in discussing about Fallout NV. Nothing else at the moment to talk about

    • @Gyrfalcon312
      @Gyrfalcon312 2 місяці тому +1

      Nice to see that the old game still gets love today.

  • @akridx5712
    @akridx5712 2 місяці тому +36

    Bull used Domain Expansion 😂

    • @mako8091
      @mako8091 2 місяці тому +1

      the stronger DE prevails.

  • @realistseconds
    @realistseconds 2 місяці тому +19

    least obvious rage-bait:

  • @isangelbadillogonzalez6596
    @isangelbadillogonzalez6596 2 місяці тому +31

    Normally I'd say this has to be fake, but this is reddit we're talking about; the one place where this could 100% happen

    • @JoshDrakePendora
      @JoshDrakePendora 28 днів тому

      But Reddit at the same time is the place where BS stories EXACTLY like this like to grow, so it's sort of a internet coin flip, of course both sides being a losing one lol

  • @americansoapproductstm8206
    @americansoapproductstm8206 2 місяці тому +76

    At that point the couple should say hi to the Glock

  • @flarestriker2005
    @flarestriker2005 2 місяці тому +101

    Adam22 type beat right there.

    • @ajax3748
      @ajax3748 2 місяці тому +2

      *skull emoji*

  • @bionizard5480
    @bionizard5480 2 місяці тому +28

    And this is exactly why no matter how pathetic I feel I will never be completely depressed because my god it can get so much worse.

  • @Vejenks
    @Vejenks 2 місяці тому +144

    Had to watch instantly after reading that title 😂

  • @peanutbuttersalmon7276
    @peanutbuttersalmon7276 2 місяці тому +13

    Nah, bro, I'm tired of being told we shouldn't "kink shame". You should be ashamed of willingly letting someone have your significant other. It should be shunned like the Amish .

  • @Ui_Raizen
    @Ui_Raizen 2 місяці тому +73

    I could never get lil bro’d like this💀

  • @neonbatteries4389
    @neonbatteries4389 2 місяці тому +99

    “Why do I hear Marvin’s room?”

  • @Altair-El-Haddad
    @Altair-El-Haddad 2 місяці тому +146

    This has to be a ragebait post

    • @sahilrahman5066
      @sahilrahman5066 2 місяці тому +12

      I really hope so, cause if it isn't then Ohh god am i worried about the world

    • @Codemeister1105
      @Codemeister1105 2 місяці тому +10

      Wait this angers y'all, my sides were splitting the entire time. Oh well I guess that's just me.

    • @Ublivion01
      @Ublivion01 2 місяці тому +10

      @@Codemeister1105I think Some folks like myself are upset on the dudes behalf.

    • @Codemeister1105
      @Codemeister1105 2 місяці тому +9

      @@Ublivion01 I can understand that, but tis also very funny.

    • @battlerifle8642
      @battlerifle8642 2 місяці тому +3

      100%, 5 day old account

  • @nyfinest017
    @nyfinest017 2 місяці тому +18

    I also need to know if this story is true because if it is, this so-called guy needs to return his balls to his father and live as a floor mat. The minute a girl tells me she wants to see other people or hints at the idea of an open relationship, she will be put out of my place and returned to her parents. To even stay with the cheating girlfriend is already a sign of a loser.

    • @darklordsauron3415
      @darklordsauron3415 2 місяці тому +1

      Dude you can always tell by the way redditors speak. It’s fake.

  • @breachphoenix649
    @breachphoenix649 2 місяці тому +26

    There just ain’t no way this can be real. Who would out themselves like this.

  • @FluttershyIsAGoddess
    @FluttershyIsAGoddess 2 місяці тому +51

    Has to be fake, nobody can be this weak.
    Like, idk. This type of thing makes no sense to me.

    • @subjectc7505
      @subjectc7505 2 місяці тому +18

      It is people like this unfortunately.

    • @lv.99mastermind45
      @lv.99mastermind45 2 місяці тому +9

      I mean, financial domination is a thing

    • @TheTiredhermit
      @TheTiredhermit 2 місяці тому +3

      Even if it’s fake people like this exist

    • @takeoasylum1775
      @takeoasylum1775 2 місяці тому +3

      I wish it was fake but we live in a dumb era where people let their delusional fantasy get in the way

  • @DangerousMoviestar
    @DangerousMoviestar 2 місяці тому +73

    Dear Lord, please let these guys get a new girl before the worst happens.

    • @broderickblack
      @broderickblack 2 місяці тому +1

      Hockey mask time is coming

    • @TransformersNibbasInDisguise54
      @TransformersNibbasInDisguise54 2 місяці тому +1

      ​@@broderickblacktfm watcher?

    • @broderickblack
      @broderickblack 2 місяці тому

      @@TransformersNibbasInDisguise54 I tuned in to him when he showed up on the @UCW show with @UndeadChronicXIV he has a number of great points

    • @aw_shucks17
      @aw_shucks17 2 місяці тому +1

      They are already lost

    • @isaiahlancer152
      @isaiahlancer152 2 місяці тому +2

      They'll just let this happen with their new girl

  • @CrowRider1999
    @CrowRider1999 2 місяці тому +57

    Giving a whole new meaning to “Mr. Steal Yo’ Girl”
    I’m sorry…

  • @cendresaphoenix1974
    @cendresaphoenix1974 2 місяці тому +278

    Women wonder why men just really aren't interested in them anymore.

    • @MetaLord395
      @MetaLord395 2 місяці тому +42

      AI waifus are better anyways. And I say that as a Vtuber.

    • @JustAName-rt3ih
      @JustAName-rt3ih 2 місяці тому +13

      @@MetaLord395 Exactly!

    • @goveberbuyit1221
      @goveberbuyit1221 2 місяці тому +75

      It goes both ways. Men don’t want to get accused of grape and women don’t want men like Adam22

    • @singinpraises23
      @singinpraises23 2 місяці тому +112

      @@MetaLord395I can smell the stench through the screen

    • @MetaLord395
      @MetaLord395 2 місяці тому

      @@singinpraises23 I'd rather have a waifu than a cheating gf. Ain't no way I'm being a cuck.

  • @ragingsloth2846
    @ragingsloth2846 2 місяці тому +22

    1st off, she aint your gf buddy.

  • @CalebWhitekeyblade
    @CalebWhitekeyblade 2 місяці тому +8

    Boy is Optimus going “RAW”with this one. 💀

  • @gavinvick3592
    @gavinvick3592 2 місяці тому +10

    Bro doesn’t know the next step is him getting kicked out

  • @serimus
    @serimus 2 місяці тому +7

    “Communal property” had me dead. 😂😂😂

  • @light_h0kage776
    @light_h0kage776 2 місяці тому +26

    He needs to grow a spine fr
    Nvm its gotta be bait

  • @seanlanglois8620
    @seanlanglois8620 2 місяці тому +6

    Sad what people will put up with just to not be alone.

  • @jbrown7063
    @jbrown7063 2 місяці тому +10

    This is why the aliens don’t wanna talk to us

  • @CookiePieMonster
    @CookiePieMonster 2 місяці тому +17

    Strong mentally? I fail to see a scenario where watching/hearing/knowing my girl getting ran thru and keeping the patience of Buddha would come in handy. Any scenario like that is worthy of the wrath of Kratos himself, unless she just thottin then it's ✌🏾 no problem.

  • @jhalilduncan1222
    @jhalilduncan1222 2 місяці тому +4

    The woman aside. I can’t have you disrespect me in my own home. We gotta rumble.

  • @Decepticant
    @Decepticant 2 місяці тому +5

    When you ride the town bicycle don't be surprised when you hear someone else honking its horn.

  • @TheGalacticWest
    @TheGalacticWest 2 місяці тому +9

    [Jams stick into bike wheel then cry’s about it]

  • @Appl_Jax
    @Appl_Jax 2 місяці тому +7

    Dane Cook had the best comeback for "buddy" or "pal" or heavens... "chief"

    • @envi2273
      @envi2273 2 місяці тому +3

      What was it

    • @Appl_Jax
      @Appl_Jax 2 місяці тому

      @@envi2273 look up the story about the chicken sangwich

  • @Bigotsandwich1995
    @Bigotsandwich1995 2 місяці тому +11

    This guy needs to learn to set boundaries,if he doesn't wanna be friends with his bull then he's just gonna have to go up and tell him
    "im not your friend,that's not how this works,you come and f%&k my girl and then you leave" and it might be difficult but it's important to respect yourself

    • @beardfistthegoldenone7273
      @beardfistthegoldenone7273 2 місяці тому

      Wait wait wait, that's what you took from this story? You think the guy who lets his girl get plowed by another dude needs to set boundaries? Please tell me this is a joke...

    • @Nev1812
      @Nev1812 2 місяці тому

      This implies C. Life is still allowed

    • @bnuuy648
      @bnuuy648 2 місяці тому

      Or just don't let your girlfriend f*ck other guys

  • @Geedy3
    @Geedy3 2 місяці тому +26

    Guys like these need one of those Optimus fund raisers more than anyone.

  • @guillermoceballos2765
    @guillermoceballos2765 2 місяці тому +10

    It’s Joever my guys, could never get caught lacking like this 😪

  • @dev4159
    @dev4159 2 місяці тому +5

    it makes things even worse when u get to the part where the "bull" also had a wife.

  •  2 місяці тому +65

    It surely cant get any worse than Sneako... right??

    • @Nev1812
      @Nev1812 2 місяці тому

      This is worse .At least Sneako tried and failed to justify it. This just straight up accepts it

  • @AGuywhohasGoodTaste
    @AGuywhohasGoodTaste 2 місяці тому +37

    Fallout: New Vegas gameplay, is and always will be an amazing game.

    • @USS_Sentinel
      @USS_Sentinel 2 місяці тому +4

      It's even better with mods.

    • @Badookum
      @Badookum 2 місяці тому +3

      The best rpg of all time! Allthough my favourite game in the series is Fallout 2, man New Vegas was ahead of its time.

    • @marcfilms999
      @marcfilms999 2 місяці тому

      @@Badookum New Vegas is the perfect 3D Fallout game. I have no idea why Bethesda wouldn't follow their quest design and story telling example. I've given up on Bethesda. Haven't played one of their games since Fallout 4. Tried buying starfield but it damaged my PC and I need to get it repaired. It made my entire PC freeze and quickly overheat to scary levels. I had to unplug it from the wall. Refunded that game through steam. Bethesda can't even make a game right at this point.

    • @Optimusprime56241
      @Optimusprime56241 2 місяці тому

      The meat riding is crazy

    • @darklordsauron3415
      @darklordsauron3415 2 місяці тому

      @@marcfilms999lmao.

  • @Historyfan476AD
    @Historyfan476AD 2 місяці тому +9

    He should drop the Woman, any woman who does this too you is not worth being with. Also he needs to be a man and either get rid of the other man or accept she is a cheat and find a better woman. She ain't his GF, He is her meal ticket while the 'chad' gets the desert.

  • @Bigfoot_With_Internet_Access
    @Bigfoot_With_Internet_Access 2 місяці тому +15

    Humans are so weird bruh

    • @user-nn6ow3xt5o
      @user-nn6ow3xt5o 2 місяці тому

      It’s not weird it’s vile if not abomination like. I cannot accept if this is real that we are apart of the same species as people like this.

    • @TheTrickyTwix
      @TheTrickyTwix 2 місяці тому

      These are the portion of humanity that has Neanderthal dna lol

  • @basically_spooky1061
    @basically_spooky1061 2 місяці тому +5

    Tbh for bro in this situation he has a couple of options self immolation, crashing out or just leaving one day [couldn’t be me]

  • @poleythepolarbear9706
    @poleythepolarbear9706 2 місяці тому +12

    This story is hilarious!

  • @JGburneraccount
    @JGburneraccount 2 місяці тому +3

    We are lost....all the negatives with none of the positives what a loser.

  • @thanosianthemadtitanic
    @thanosianthemadtitanic 2 місяці тому +6

    couldnt imagine some guy calling me "little man" in my own house

  • @cookiecreep9204
    @cookiecreep9204 2 місяці тому +2

    I guess that's one way to not feel bad about being lonely. It could always be worse.

  • @Gyrfalcon312
    @Gyrfalcon312 6 днів тому

    Some of your best insults ever, bro... My abs got a nice workout from the howling laughter. 👊

  • @daorientalgamer6610
    @daorientalgamer6610 2 місяці тому +1

    If i ever think that my life sucks, i just remember that there are people this pathetic and i feel instantly better

  • @jameslyons6655
    @jameslyons6655 2 місяці тому +1

    “Anybody else dealing with this”. Umm, no. Nobody else is dealing with this my guy.

  • @ZapperRS
    @ZapperRS 2 місяці тому +22

    Dude went way too far than Adam22

  • @Esteban-nk3nm
    @Esteban-nk3nm 2 місяці тому +1

    Is it just me, or doesn't Optimus sound a lot like Birdman. I've never seen both in the same room before.

  • @twixtwix2915
    @twixtwix2915 2 місяці тому +1

    This is like surviving mk ultra and being like “CaN AnyONe ELsE relaTE”

  • @UmiZoomR
    @UmiZoomR 2 місяці тому +1

    This guy is scraping the bucket hard

  • @realSgtCarbeeno_21
    @realSgtCarbeeno_21 2 місяці тому +1

    Didn't expect Optimus to pick New Vegas as the game background

  • @secondarytrollaccount666
    @secondarytrollaccount666 2 місяці тому +2

    Its one thing getting cheated on. Its another if you know its happening and dont break up afterwards.

  • @slyraccoon17
    @slyraccoon17 2 місяці тому +7

    New Chris Hansen show "Polycule Busters"

  • @Warriorx269
    @Warriorx269 2 місяці тому +3

    "Willingly", yeah right.

  • @idkanymore_-_
    @idkanymore_-_ 2 місяці тому +4

    Me personally at this point I'd end my life 😂😂😂😂

  • @yuriventura5601
    @yuriventura5601 2 місяці тому +3

    "Big Rudy" 💀💀💀💀

  • @MrLyosea
    @MrLyosea 2 місяці тому +11

    I never like bringing this up but this honest seems like Trevor Phillips taking over Floyd Hebert's house.

  • @sealake7935
    @sealake7935 2 місяці тому +3

    Guys like this are perfect cautionary tales of what NOT to become in life…

  • @LOVEGRIMMY
    @LOVEGRIMMY 2 місяці тому

    you got the jokes for this one coookinngg 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @slursi2981
    @slursi2981 2 місяці тому +24

    mans getting the adam22 treatment 😭😭😭

  • @TheWhiteGuyWhoIs72PrcBlack
    @TheWhiteGuyWhoIs72PrcBlack 2 місяці тому +8

    i wish i was illiterate

  • @user-yi2bc7mw8v
    @user-yi2bc7mw8v 2 місяці тому +3

    Nah I catch bro dawggin my girl they asked for a death sentence

  • @mako8091
    @mako8091 2 місяці тому +1

    Ngl Optimus somehow managed to help me summon a rage I haven't felt in a long time after watching this video. This guy is just utterly pathetic and it pisses me off hearing stories like these. Truly fatherless behavior.

  • @R-A-9
    @R-A-9 2 місяці тому

    4:29 whenever I see vids like these by Optimus immediately sends me back to the Pokimane exposed video talking about it could never be me😂

  • @mcdoubler
    @mcdoubler 2 місяці тому +1

    Sometimes you wish Caesar's Legion rolled into town.

  • @lukehdz
    @lukehdz 2 місяці тому +12

    Sneako ending

  • @jerrym1218
    @jerrym1218 2 місяці тому +7

    That guy really has it very bad, he got the George Mcfly treatment before Marty went back in time in OG 1985.
    If a dude comes into your space as another dude and just takes up most the space in your house or residence and is also borrowing your GF, you have to fight him out of that spot, or just leave if the girl doesn’t want you there anymore.
    As a man though, never ever put yourself in a position like that, no woman is that worth it, not even if she looks like Scarlet Johansson or Maria De Almas.
    Your own mental health is what should matter and you should actually be with a woman that wants to be with one man only and that is you.

  • @cjthebusta3721
    @cjthebusta3721 2 місяці тому +1

    Everyone who's been in relationships could tell you that everyone gets cheated on or left for someone else at some point. It is common and more often than not, it isn't your fault. However, letting someone cheat on you? That's completely your fault and you deserve it.

  • @AA-ed6ek
    @AA-ed6ek Місяць тому +1

    This guy is pathetic but how can she comfortably be this evil?

  • @brianwestbye9015
    @brianwestbye9015 2 місяці тому +1

    The bull is the gf's actual bf. Bro's just their pet.

  • @Vaga-Bard
    @Vaga-Bard 2 місяці тому +1

    Obviously fake but it’s really funny.
    Little buddy told a funny story. Good job buddy !!!

  • @danieledwards276
    @danieledwards276 2 місяці тому +2

    The proper term is "the village bicycle"

  • @wojakthecrusader1410
    @wojakthecrusader1410 2 місяці тому

    This is so sad. We need to bring back tradition.

  • @afkxo1662
    @afkxo1662 2 місяці тому

    I could not stop laughing watching this video 😂😂😂

  • @seanmoran9383
    @seanmoran9383 2 місяці тому +5

    The world we live in :)

  • @btrapskills5997
    @btrapskills5997 2 місяці тому +1

    The Sneako/Adam22 effect is going far

  • @spookieboogi6161
    @spookieboogi6161 2 місяці тому +2

    10:59 no this whole thing is a no

  • @Trelitty11
    @Trelitty11 2 місяці тому +1

    This can’t be real

  • @royjones0824
    @royjones0824 2 місяці тому +3

    I don’t feel bad for him at all 🤷🏾‍♂️🤷🏾‍♂️🤷🏾‍♂️a willing punk has no reason to be complaining either step up to him or leave

  • @mike45blue
    @mike45blue 2 місяці тому +3

    I'm just saying a real man would either dip that relationship or end up in jail for more than 25 years 🤷‍♂️. Pray this man finds help.

  • @azazelozero7572
    @azazelozero7572 2 місяці тому

    6:40 bro actually had me dying here wth was that voice 💀

  • @mayhapsitssnake9337
    @mayhapsitssnake9337 2 місяці тому

    One man’s dream is another man’s nightmare

  • @Andrew-rg7xo
    @Andrew-rg7xo 2 місяці тому

    I couldn’t even finish watching this, it was just too painful
    Very hard watch

  • @Psychosis1179
    @Psychosis1179 2 місяці тому +1

    I see you have entered my town(GoodSprings).

  • @shadowdragon4372
    @shadowdragon4372 2 місяці тому

    Let us pray for this man to find his dignity

  • @LeeroyPorkins
    @LeeroyPorkins 2 місяці тому

    Jack Murphy always returns