Idiocracy - Hospitals In The Future (Tattoo)

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  • @Aker66
    @Aker66 9 місяців тому +236

    The receptionist did a good job listening and directing him to the right place. Would hire immediately.

  • @marryiguana8100
    @marryiguana8100 7 місяців тому +125

    “My first wife, was tarded, she’s a pilot now”
    Honestly the way he hugs the wall in fear is perfect

    • @mug786
      @mug786 3 місяці тому +3

      "tardeded"

  • @Shooter__Mcgavin
    @Shooter__Mcgavin Рік тому +375

    why come you don’t have a tattoo?

    • @totallyrufus
      @totallyrufus Рік тому +7

      American Psycho.
      Happy Gilmore.
      A person with great taste in this comment section, ladies and gentlemen.

    • @mikemensinger5763
      @mikemensinger5763 Рік тому +10

      I say this in any context to anyone that’ll listen. 🪟🏃‍♂️💨

    • @Ryan-qe9cy
      @Ryan-qe9cy 6 місяців тому +9

      - every girl on dating apps

    • @noearriaga-h2j
      @noearriaga-h2j 5 місяців тому

      Sounds like a tweet or text nowadays 😅

    • @billfred9411
      @billfred9411 5 місяців тому +3

      They really nailed the brain rot "dude bro" speak in this movie. Even the way he says it sounds very natural which just makes it that much funnier.

  • @samisonline8866
    @samisonline8866 5 місяців тому +114

    “your illness is very important to us”

    • @einarbk885
      @einarbk885 4 місяці тому +14

      already true long ago, illness is big business

    • @Dantheman-0..1
      @Dantheman-0..1 2 місяці тому

      Your illness is important but you aren’t - I love it hahaha 😂

    • @flowerbloom5782
      @flowerbloom5782 2 місяці тому +7

      So dystopian yet subtle.

    • @Crimson19977
      @Crimson19977 Місяць тому +1

      Did he stutter

    • @trigunchica14
      @trigunchica14 Місяць тому +1

      Our hospital and doctors offices say “hi I’m ---- I can help” super monotone every time you call

  • @Poznan__
    @Poznan__ 8 місяців тому +207

    Funny that Idiocracy shows mostly upper classess of future society (lawyers, doctors, polititians, journalists). Working class (receptionist) seems to already lost ability to speak.

    • @haneefahmuhammad3447
      @haneefahmuhammad3447 7 місяців тому +33

      I think its showing how in the future, you can become an attorney, doctor etc without proper education or status....

    • @BOBBO0117
      @BOBBO0117 6 місяців тому +21

      @@haneefahmuhammad3447hitting a little to close to home right now

    • @YouMissed2025
      @YouMissed2025 Місяць тому

      Biden Administration

    • @evanr1784
      @evanr1784 9 днів тому

      Edumecation is overated Ese😅​@haneefahmuhammad3447

  • @Ya-Boi-Phil
    @Ya-Boi-Phil 5 місяців тому +107

    Man I only just realised, he said his ex wife became a pilot. Then there's the crashed plane in Costco.

    • @MikeFields83
      @MikeFields83 2 місяці тому +6

      Actually she didn’t crash the plane the officer shot it down because the bazooka was backwards 😂

  • @ArtemisTEAM09
    @ArtemisTEAM09 Місяць тому +4

    the funny thing is the receptionist is nicer than most receptionist nowadays. At least she listened to him and "told" him where to go

  • @JohnSmith-ym8sn
    @JohnSmith-ym8sn Рік тому +177

    It's like going to a west virginia hospital.

    • @henripentant1120
      @henripentant1120 Рік тому +7

      Not just WV fam

    • @ianmangham4570
      @ianmangham4570 Рік тому +5

      Almost heaven ,west Virginia blue ridge mountains

    • @NeverTrust298
      @NeverTrust298 9 місяців тому +6

      you misspelled Los Angeles wrong

    • @0IIIIII
      @0IIIIII 7 місяців тому +1

      @@NeverTrust298Los Angeles is rich and wealthy and West Virginia is not

    • @Tripp393
      @Tripp393 7 місяців тому +4

      I went to the ER in Florida St Joseph's hospital and holy CRAP. I can't believe we're there already.

  • @maninthewilderness5795
    @maninthewilderness5795 23 дні тому +6

    Dr. Lexus services are under United Healthcare Corp.

  • @dusty1345
    @dusty1345 Рік тому +63

    Don't worry Scro

    • @onie4024
      @onie4024 Рік тому +7

      Why come you don't have a tattoo?

    • @LOT9T
      @LOT9T 8 місяців тому

      Plenty of tards are out there livin really kick ass lives!

    • @issaacxxx6202
      @issaacxxx6202 2 дні тому

      *scrote

  • @Nerd_Is_The_Word
    @Nerd_Is_The_Word 6 місяців тому +29

    How it feels as a veteran at the VA

  • @MarkNobleUS
    @MarkNobleUS 10 місяців тому +48

    2:35 "and if you could just go ahead and like, put your tattoo in that shit"

  • @Kodiak97x
    @Kodiak97x 6 місяців тому +32

    5 Billion Dollar hospital bill 💀💀

  • @allyoucaneatwingsmofos
    @allyoucaneatwingsmofos 3 місяці тому +6

    lol at E-boli on the diagnostic board.

  • @janethmuganyizi3155
    @janethmuganyizi3155 Рік тому +18

    3:07 Oh, My God!

  • @dusty1345
    @dusty1345 Рік тому +29

    Reminds me of Kaiser Permanente health insurance/ Dr. Office

    • @ha1ban3
      @ha1ban3 9 місяців тому +3

      why? i have kaiser and other than mental support theyve worked out fine for me.

    • @spacekitt.n
      @spacekitt.n 20 днів тому +1

      reminds me of UHC and their CEOs

  • @wmd40
    @wmd40 11 місяців тому +68

    this is like a fallout mission 💀

    • @Ollyatlas
      @Ollyatlas 6 місяців тому

      Are people retards in fallout?

    • @zackhunter8364
      @zackhunter8364 3 місяці тому +2

      Yea Fall out mission on ultra easy mode

  • @0909umcia
    @0909umcia 4 місяці тому +16

    A doctor entering a room: "hey, how's hangin', I say!" 😂😂 I watched it stoned recently and got a laugh attack to this 😂

    • @Mfdude716
      @Mfdude716 4 місяці тому +14

      *Ese not I say

    • @0909umcia
      @0909umcia 4 місяці тому +1

      @@Mfdude716 thanks. What does that even mean?

    • @Mfdude716
      @Mfdude716 4 місяці тому +4

      @@0909umcia it means like foo or bro it’s used alot in like Southern California

    • @howardford6991
      @howardford6991 3 місяці тому +5

      Ese is Mexican slang for dude......

    • @Dantheman-0..1
      @Dantheman-0..1 2 місяці тому +1

      Isn’t it Hesse but yes it means dude or bro

  • @davor6966
    @davor6966 2 місяці тому +14

    Mark of the Beast.

  • @tristanherb49
    @tristanherb49 Рік тому +26

    they remind me of jake and logan paul

  • @rjscleaneditsandytps
    @rjscleaneditsandytps 3 місяці тому +4

    the grid spine of buttons disturbs me

  • @lambda653
    @lambda653 8 місяців тому +42

    European visiting LA:

  • @vipertube64
    @vipertube64 26 днів тому

    Justin Long aces that scene!

  • @johnhewston8569
    @johnhewston8569 6 місяців тому +9

    Washington DC at it's finest

  • @robertmunciework
    @robertmunciework 3 місяці тому +8

    When you think about it, in this movie he interacts with the smartest people in society. Doctors, Lawyers and Policy Makers.
    And though they are dumb, they clearly not the dumbest in that society.

  • @jeffreyknowles863
    @jeffreyknowles863 3 місяці тому +4

    Pretty much what it would be like if beavis and butthead took over the world

  • @Will-helm
    @Will-helm 6 місяців тому +21

    This'll be the U.S. by 2026. 😂

    • @spacekitt.n
      @spacekitt.n 20 днів тому +1

      under trump you can probably speed up that timeline

    • @CosmosArchipelago
      @CosmosArchipelago 13 днів тому

      @@spacekitt.nright because trump is going to allow Indian migrants to come in.

  • @Trini84818
    @Trini84818 4 місяці тому +17

    In the Idiocracy universe, there are still smart people in the future. Notice there are airplanes, vehicles, computers, laser scanners, firearms and other things that would need smart people to design, build and manufacture. What probably happened was the smart people had given up on the rest of the population and was like "f--- it, lets get away from these 'tards and live in our own communities."
    Brought to you by Carls Jr.

    • @morpheusmatrix9207
      @morpheusmatrix9207 3 місяці тому +7

      the movie shows most of that stuff is automated

    • @Trini84818
      @Trini84818 2 місяці тому +3

      @@morpheusmatrix9207 Good point but I don't think that everything can be automated. Even 500 years in the future, there may still need people for maintenance and upgrades to the machinery and computers. Especially in the first 100 years. Just my two cents.
      Brought to you by Carl's Jr.

    • @Chhelo
      @Chhelo Місяць тому +1

      @@Trini84818 Why do you keep saying that?

    • @Trini84818
      @Trini84818 Місяць тому +2

      @@Chhelo Because I get paid every time I do. If you are so smart, how come you didn't know that?

    • @CD-221
      @CD-221 8 днів тому +1

      @@Trini84818why come we can’t get paid like you. We angry now. Anyways there are generated bots that can do pretty much anything now. From lawyers, to web developers/programmers/engineers/ police officers even fast food workers.
      As Elon musk predicted no one will have to work soon because robots will do EVERYTHING. this is extremely unfortunate for humanity.

  • @admiralcraddock464
    @admiralcraddock464 7 днів тому

    Dr. Lexus is the kind of doctor you want to see when you`re going to be told your brain tumour is malignant at terminal.

  • @Skymaaan
    @Skymaaan 8 місяців тому +10

    Documentary about future 🤔

  • @MikeFields83
    @MikeFields83 2 місяці тому

    “Oh thanks”
    “THANK YOU!”
    😂

  • @arashkamangir331
    @arashkamangir331 21 день тому

    Don’t worry scro .. still use that to this day

  • @MrMacavity
    @MrMacavity Місяць тому +1

    considering the price on that bill I would say he was actually..."un-scam-abble" 👀

  • @lumenknight5673
    @lumenknight5673 Рік тому +9

    Lol. When you know more than the university in a community college online

    • @mojogustavo77
      @mojogustavo77 4 місяці тому

      Funny jokes for slaves

    • @mojogustavo77
      @mojogustavo77 4 місяці тому

      Npc comment

    • @lumenknight5673
      @lumenknight5673 4 місяці тому +1

      @@mojogustavo77 yeah cause commi universities are legit and christian colleges are a waste of time right bot?

  • @tyrians6376
    @tyrians6376 3 місяці тому +1

    1:56 - 2:05

  • @nineteeneightynine432
    @nineteeneightynine432 18 днів тому

    Why come you don't have a tattoo?

  • @junfaa
    @junfaa 7 місяців тому +4

    "E-boli"

  • @regularyoutubename
    @regularyoutubename 28 днів тому

    The doctor ends up playing Alvin in the Chipmunks movies

  • @0IIIIII
    @0IIIIII 7 місяців тому +18

    Gen Z and Gen Alpha get jobs

  • @BenJehovah6969
    @BenJehovah6969 Рік тому +7

    The should call that probing station The Holy Trinity.

  • @Cheyannesorelle
    @Cheyannesorelle 23 дні тому

    Basically we’re all gonna be chipped 😅

  • @onymaru8658
    @onymaru8658 3 місяці тому +2

    The world after covid

  • @DollyClyde-g8r
    @DollyClyde-g8r 4 місяці тому

    Hernandez Margaret Rodriguez Kevin Garcia Kimberly

  • @D00m3dU53r
    @D00m3dU53r Місяць тому

    That receptionist looks like cashiers in this town!

  • @THE_RAVENS_EYE
    @THE_RAVENS_EYE 16 днів тому

    This is just Keiser hospitals 😂

  • @mounirnour8882
    @mounirnour8882 7 місяців тому +3

    Uns-cannibal.

  • @DollyClyde-g8r
    @DollyClyde-g8r 4 місяці тому +1

    Clark Frank Thomas Frank Hernandez Daniel

  • @MaciSpaulding
    @MaciSpaulding 3 місяці тому

    Hernandez George Clark Gary Garcia James

  • @paulfri1569
    @paulfri1569 3 місяці тому

    Most Hospital's today in many ways..

    • @admiralcraddock464
      @admiralcraddock464 8 днів тому

      !m in the UK, and my company pays for private healthcare. I had to have a minor ope last year and the first thing the receptionist said, after asking my name, was how are you paying. This happened every time I phoned about an appintment and when I went to a have dressings changed. Even though they had all this on file they still asked me how I was paying for it.

  • @FaradayDave-x2s
    @FaradayDave-x2s 3 місяці тому +1

    Hall Brenda White Amy Thomas Jason

  • @mus139
    @mus139 9 місяців тому +1

    ha ha.

  • @spidermancentro3591
    @spidermancentro3591 Місяць тому

    3

  • @williamlenker8326
    @williamlenker8326 8 місяців тому +8

    This isn’t funny it’s just sad

  • @Nadazilchzero
    @Nadazilchzero 7 місяців тому +2

    2024 real time

  • @Ncoherent369
    @Ncoherent369 2 місяці тому +2

    It’s like California now 😂

  • @paulfri1569
    @paulfri1569 2 місяці тому +1

    My First wife was tarded 😅😅

  • @3rdwaveredpill144
    @3rdwaveredpill144 Рік тому +44

    Where's your vacccines sir. Excuse me, sir, I'm gonna need you to put on a mask sir.

    • @konstantinrebrov675
      @konstantinrebrov675 Рік тому

      It says on your charts that your blood is all clotted up, you talk like a nutter, and it's all in your head.
      Don't worry though, there's plenty of vaccine injured out there living kick-ass lives.
      I'll say, just don't pay attention to it, you know what I mean?

    • @onyourself3369
      @onyourself3369 10 місяців тому +23

      This is what you got from this, not all the things Republicans do? lmao

    • @mojogustavo77
      @mojogustavo77 4 місяці тому +3

      @@onyourself3369somewunz triggered

    • @adud5475
      @adud5475 4 місяці тому +1

      have you done any research?

    • @YouMissed2025
      @YouMissed2025 2 місяці тому

      ​@@onyourself3369 You mean liberals

  • @StaurosPapadakis
    @StaurosPapadakis 4 місяці тому +1

    Εκεί που μπέρδεψε τα στικάκια...φαντάσου να μην τα έχει απολυμάνει

  • @spacekitt.n
    @spacekitt.n 20 днів тому

    trumps america, coming very soon

  • @MrGabehawk
    @MrGabehawk 3 місяці тому +5

    You guys vote for Kamala and you'll be experiencing 2505 in 2025. 👍

    • @morpheusmatrix9207
      @morpheusmatrix9207 3 місяці тому +2

      dog the alternative is Donald Trump, spare me your partisan nonsense

    • @MrGabehawk
      @MrGabehawk 3 місяці тому +2

      @@morpheusmatrix9207 dog you were better off under his administration. MAGA.

    • @rblxfan22
      @rblxfan22 3 місяці тому +5

      @@MrGabehawkIn the last year of his administration, we were wiping our asses with coffee filters. Are you sure about that?

    • @MrGabehawk
      @MrGabehawk 3 місяці тому

      @@rblxfan22 and now you're using your middle finger.

    • @dusk1234567890
      @dusk1234567890 2 місяці тому

      @@MrGabehawkhows comacho? Sorry I meant hulk hogan?

  • @bobosdoyle1355
    @bobosdoyle1355 Місяць тому

    America after the us realise their now under the russian authority tnks to donald putin 😂.

    • @Goodfans533
      @Goodfans533 7 днів тому

      Stop believing false information from the media like "Russians control america because of trump" its debunked the reason why this exists its because after crooked hillary (which she cheated in the primaries) lost democrats all around the nation cry and the liberal news media come up with "Russians control America now because trump won" even though the media talked about it many times its debunked and its not true there were no Russian lobbyin g in us Congress but who controls America is actually Israel, Israel has controlled America since JFK got shot by Mossad and the CIA they control every election since 1964 through AIPAC, AIPAC bribed Politicians to support Israel over America and putting Israel first (US Taxpayer money to Israel) Ted Cruz and Lindsey Graham are prime examples of "Israel First, America Last" Lindsey Graham said on Television that he loves israel more than America remember during Hurricane Helene senator Lindsey Graham said that he should put Israel first over the victims of the hurricane "I've been going all over South Carolina , like most people i hadn't slept much. But look at our friends in Israel they are surrounded by people who want to kill them" he will literally talk about sending our tax money to Israel than the victims of Hurricane AIPAC literally says "we stand those who stand with Israel" and how they talk about those who support Israel will win seats in congress over those who stand With America. TrackAIPAC.com tracks how much money they bribed to politicians both democratic and republican they sent millions of dollars to them to support israel's genocide over the politicians who actually cares about America right now there are 2 senators who oppose AIPAC (Bernie sanders and that 1 senaor from Oregon) who spoke against AIPAC 's control of US government and buying elections in order for them to control America and ruin our country while our politicians make shitty laws that will ruin our nation in 1963 JFK and RFK forced AIPAC to register as a foreign Agent because they know that they will control America and Mossad and CIA shot them. 9/11 was caused by 5 dancing Mossad agents and George Bush The Zionist media spent hundreds hundreds of millions to convince you that muslims Palestinian e palest

    • @Goodfans533
      @Goodfans533 7 днів тому

      Stop believing false information from the media like "Russians control america because of trump" its debunked the reason why this exists its because after crooked hillary (which she cheated in the primaries) lost democrats all around the nation cry and the liberal news media come up with "Russians control America now because trump won" even though the media talked about it many times its debunked and its not true there were no Russian lobbyin g in us Congress but who controls America is actually Israel, Israel has controlled America since JFK got shot by Mossad and the CIA they control every election since 1964 through AIPAC, AIPAC bribed Politicians to support Israel over America and putting Israel first (US Taxpayer money to Israel) Ted Cruz and Lindsey Graham are prime examples of "Israel First, America Last" Lindsey Graham said on Television that he loves israel more than America remember during Hurricane Helene senator Lindsey Graham said that he should put Israel first over the victims of the hurricane "I've been going all over South Carolina , like most people i hadn't slept much. But look at our friends in Israel they are surrounded by people who want to kill them" he will literally talk about sending our tax money to Israel than the victims of Hurricane AIPAC literally says "we stand those who stand with Israel" and how they talk about those who support Israel will win seats in congress over those who stand With America. TrackAIPAC.com tracks how much money they bribed to politicians both democratic and republican they sent millions of dollars to them to support israel's genocide over the politicians who actually cares about America right now there are 2 senators who oppose AIPAC (Bernie sanders and that 1 senaor from Oregon) who spoke against AIPAC 's control of US government and buying elections in order for them to control America and ruin our country while our politicians make shitty laws that will ruin our nation in 1963 JFK and RFK forced AIPAC to register as a foreign Agent because they know that they will control America and Mossad and CIA shot them. 9/11 was caused by 5 dancing Mossad agents and George Bush The Zionist media spent hundreds hundreds of millions to convince you that muslims did 9/11 and all Muslims and Arabs are terrorists and that Palestinians celebrated 9/11 even though it's false information, In 2002 Benjamin Netanyahu tricked and fooled Congress into invading Iraq In 2003 which destroyed Iraq's Government and economy under the name of israel, I'm 1998 Gaddafi warned us that the zionist Lobby will destroy America.we didn't listen to him, when gaddafi wanted Africa to have a Central currency backed by Gold and Silver dominating the US Dollar and Euro the western world heard about this and Destroyed Libya and replaced it with a Terrorist Government they did the Same thing with Iraq they did all those things under the name of israel, this argument disproves your point of "Russia controlling the US Government" also Putin endorsed Kamala harris

  • @onyourself3369
    @onyourself3369 10 місяців тому +29

    This is the future Trump wanted for us.

    • @lukehelleksen68
      @lukehelleksen68 9 місяців тому +22

      Bud... you commented this while the guy that's wants to mobilize trueanonashabadapressure is in office?

    • @amatllona3308
      @amatllona3308 9 місяців тому

      This man sits on Biden dildos 😂

    • @undeadinside3571
      @undeadinside3571 8 місяців тому +18

      "Goats are like mushrooms, because if you shoot a duck, im scared of toasters" - Joe Biden
      Not even joking

    • @onyourself3369
      @onyourself3369 8 місяців тому

      ​@@undeadinside3571 Well I don't believe that quote, but Trump did rape a woman lol.

    • @Tripp393
      @Tripp393 7 місяців тому +3

      *the establishment.

  • @kifacorea
    @kifacorea 7 місяців тому

    Great minus the F word

  • @morpheusmatrix9207
    @morpheusmatrix9207 3 місяці тому

    watching the news feeling like 3:03