When Dogs Find Out What "Getting Fixed" Means
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Thanks for your patience again gang, I lost my keys and got locked out of my house so I couldn't use my laptop, it was a cold winter living under my front deck but I got through it, also I'm back in the house now the back door was unlocked the whole time, should be smooth sailing from here on. ( instagram.com/mattcolbo ) whoops dropped that link sorry
Glad to see you kept that promise to see us in April buddy
Good to know you are a back door man.
I appreciate the introspective monologue Chris, but keep your extra piss finger over there.
Also, we missed you.
How do you do it? Like, I'd feel so self-conscious about what the neighbours think about my loud woofing noises. I mean 100% worth it though.
I get it, it's more common than people think, my gf is constantly disappearing for a couple days whenever she loses her keys, she just stays at a motel but I don't get the issue the motel has with visitors because apparently I'm not allowed
This is exactly why dogs shouldn’t talk
Hahahahahhahaha
Yup! What they'd have to say to us, would likely be far too confronting! 😂
This man disappears for months then makes a video about dog balls. Legend
Absolute Chad
That monologue at the end tho, it hit me in the heart.
But the cone kinda ruined it for me
4:55 as an owner of an elderly dog, this monologue brought tears to my eyes, sincerely, because the passing of a pet always hurts. matt, you truly are a master with words and it’s incredible how you are able to include such a deep and touching story even in a fun skit like this.
give the pup a good pat for me my friend
I am a dog and I loved this
Hold onto them nuts, bud
Guu boi
Nobody knew you were a dog, until you told us that is.
man usually I have to pay to watch Matt Colbo bark like my dog
The inevitability of time and the entropy it entails 😂 A real knee slapper this time
Oh time 🤣 you silly bastard!! 🤣🤣
As a corpse I find this very relatable
"Strong independent b*tch" got me dying 😂
This dog has balls. I mean he doesn't, but he does.
Man, you're the only person that could make a silly video of 2 dogs talking about how one lost his nuts and then all of a sudden hitting me in the feels with a super deep monologue like that, just to end it with a nuts joke, absolute legend
I am perpetually in awe of Matt’s ability to weave clever humor with sincere insight. Teach me, oh wise Matthew of the North.
Well, north with respect to me. I’m sure there are people to whom he would be Matthew of the South, or Matthew of the Same Latitude.
Randy Feltface does a similar thing.
I would totally watch a tv show written by Matt
this is way deeper than it has any right to be
“I dont give an air bud fuck” is my new motto
"It's just an extra finger that you're peeing from" Made my day.
"This is the worst day" comedic timing 10/10 😭
That monologue from 3:55 forward hit me really hard. On Wednesday night, one of my dogs got put down. He was almost 11 years old and my first ever dog, so it hurts. A lot. The decision to put him down followed the same philosophy as the dog in the video: that prolonging a dog’s suffering was not kind. He had been going through seizures for a little over a year that had slowly been taking more of a toll on him, and the other night was the worst seizure fit he had ever had. It was awful. Now I know that he’s running free, even though it’s so hard to deal with his being gone.
Matt it's so good to see you (and Chris and Dean). 2 full dog years? That depends on how big a dog you are.
I can't believe one of the saddest monologues I've ever heard is in a sketch about a dog getting fixed
I realized how true this is and started laughing uncontrollably. There's a stark juxtaposition here.
"What's with people and their obsession with lengthening the amout of time spent not dead instead of maximizing the experience". Have to admit, that one hits pretty hard to me. What's the point of living longer, if you were never happy.
because why would you want a short life?
So dumb yet so profound at the same time. This is why we come here. Thanks for listening to me yesterday when I was hollering at my laptop screen, "WHY HASN'T MATTCOLBO UPDATED YET"
I've said it before Matt and it still holds true. You're as good an actor as you are funny. This was certainly worth the wait sir. True genius...again.
As I am a hound myself, this is a very relatable video. My friend had this happen to him so I gave him my own balls. I hope he'll recover. I am now only half the dog I used to be after I traded my nuts for my friend's happiness. But I do not regret my actions.
"I am a hound myself" - Hector the Walrus
If you have the balls, share 'em! 😂
Actual tears in my eyes near the ending. Keep being awesome Matt ☺
man that bit about prolonging pets life really felt like it came from a place of a fresh feeling haha, I know i fucking felt it
I don't have a lot to add but I love this, hits different than other comedy channels
Thank you my friend
Also “Lethal Pigeon” is an amazing name
I throughly enjoyed this Matt!
Thanks Hailey! Matt with the hat!
I wonder how many elderly dogs Matt killed with that monologue
GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD
obsessed with the fact that the cone is inexplicably a little bit of a slay 💅
That dog spent approximately 104 days, 8 hours, 34 minutes, and 17 seconds on informed veterinarian consent
Damn naming the dog Chris was some weird timing 👀
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Goddamn that final joke got me. I even saw it coming, but your execution of it was so good it still made me laugh. That's how you know someone is funny
“How is this fixing anything?”
Some more great dialgogue.
🤘🏼🤘🏼
I didn't expect to be crying at a MattColbo video today
I appreciate this video as an owner of two fixed dogs and two fixed cats (well, one, actually, because another died recently), it was lots of fun (and a little of existential crisis). Welcome back inside, Matt
Wrong - sad - is a crime - a real crime
It's been a long time since I've seen someone wear animal ears in such a non-sexual way. Thank you Matt, I needed this.
new favorite
The FIVE STAGES of Grief in this: Denial, Bargaining, Anger, Depression, And then Acceptance
That 'Sory' made me look and confirm your Canadian-ness.
Matt really going all out on the costumes for this one 😂😂
This struggle feels kinda familiar though, not gonna lie 👀👀👀
Nailed it. Great work!
I didn't expect a comedy sketch about dogs getting fixed to be one of the deepest videos I've ever seen.
Worth the wait Matt. You are a good boi
What a fantastic video! Simultaneously deep and meaningful, and hilarious.
Love ya Matt. Really really quality stuff ya got here.
So good to have you back... This was a real lesson in life... And also frickin hilarious...
WHO gave u the right to make me cry and then laugh!
missed your videos matt good masterpiece great comeback its great to see you again
Another fantastic production mr. Colbo
Hit me right in the feels.
God damn it Matt, I expected to laugh, not cry. 10/10 sketch tho
This was fucking incredible, NoNuts.
Didn’t have to do no nuts like that, he just was speaking out
An all-time great video- so funny and so true. As I heard said on another dog video, “Prepare a strong soul if you want to fall in love.”
I know a dog and this seems pretty accurate lol
god daum you didn’t need to hit me in the heart like that 😭😭
You create the most perfect masterpieces man lmao
I didn't come here to cry, Matt. How dare you
Putting down my dog this week. This video's been on the back of my mind for months. Thank you for saying what needed to be heard
sending love my friend
probably your best sketch so far. even despite the moustache.
That started with the humor then got sentimental about how much Humans care for their dogs.
OT a bit; Hawkins Magic Beers has an emotional scene where a Ghost of a Dog is reunited with his friend and owner so they can have a heartwarming goodbye. It was a good moment.
OMG, that was hilarious. I subscribed.
Great video, don't know why it doesn't have as many views.
I think anyone who is sad about their pet dying of old age should watch this video.
Brilliant. I'm a vet and might show my clients this!! Hilarious as ever but 100pc correct about delaying euthanasia!
What a rollercoaster
I nearly lost it at the treat barking
The "you serious?" was so real lol.
Christ Matt that monologue belongs in a Hollywood production. And not that Marvel shit either, something dark and meaningful. I'm talking Aaronofsky. We need Brendan Fraser to play a nutless canine and say those exact words. That was beautiful
He got that dog in em
I can’t wait for the outtakes from this skit
Getting philosophical with this one
3:08 this... is amazing....
This one goes as deep as my teamates swear to go into my mum, nice work here
I lost my Dalmatian about 3 weeks ago, this video meant a lot to me.
Ayyy the best forest filming comedian returns
This video is so underrated
A modern day allegory. Exquisite, neo-Aesop.
Masterpiece
This is how it feels to be circumcised
Matt I only go to the gym on days you post so needless to say i have gotten woefully out of shape and it is all your fault.
i'm sorry Lobo Hog
@@MattColbo Sorry cannot repay what you have done, Matt. God espies your villainous deeds from his cloud above, and plots the necessary punishment for you as we speak. Look up.
it's funny and in the same time it's deep
i've missed you, friend.
It's the same with people, just 80 years instead of 15
Tell him Chris!
I saw the upload, waved my fist and smacked the bed twice in celebration
This one hit really deep
This video hit different
In tears from the reality of death, in tears at nut joke 10/10
That 101st dalmatian got some out to lunch neighbours.
That was intense
Excellent
me laughing,
2 min later crying
but also nice you found the upload button again
it feels like a joel haver video just real
Ha Ha! Now I'm sad! Fun! 😆🤣😂😭
I wouldn't want my mother to come in to the room and explain what the fuck my screen is projecting
"I see where you're coming from" He cant, because he wont be coming anymore
fuck me that got deep
My dog has the same trenchcoat.