And when they compete against each other: Unstoppable force (Armstrong plowing through the competition with super strength) VS Immovable object (Luigi continues to win by doing absolutely nothing)
Same energy as the actual fight, Armstrong competing his HARDEST for the gold. I don't know if that zoom in on the flag at 0:59 was an edit, but damn it's perfect for his character and the video. Great work on it man.
This game isn’t new But it’s great game, when Japanese understand politics in America better than America itself, also whole game is about memes, seriously it’s meme potential and music is gold. “Just like good old days after 9/11”
Senator Armstrong after winning he would probably say to reporters: One day every person in this nation will control their OWN destiny. A land of the truly free, dammit. A nation of action, not words. Ruled by strength, not committee.
How he just shoots through the water like a torpedo despite his muscles probably adding so much drag and the backstroking at the speed of sound is amazing and intimidating. This man could cross the pacific in a day.
An alternate universe where senator Armstrong went pro instead of joining the navy
The good ending.
Lmao
And Luigi from mario became his ultimate rival
I’ll make the olympics great again!
Based senator Armstrong here to help preserve American dominance both militarily and in recreational international competition.
“Played college ball, ya know.”
"Was on the college swim team, y'know"
Could've gone pro if i didn't join the navy
"At some cushy ivy league school."
Went pro instead of joining the Navy
@@clutch23pr44 “TRY UNIVERSITY OF TEXAS”
Making the mother of all competitions here, Jack. can't fret over every medal
"You're number one!"
@Ajayedd BUT YOU DID COMPETE!!! Through sheer force of will, following your own set of rules, with your own two hands you took back your medal!!!
Now, I’ll take yours!
I dont write my own training routines you know
You should train for what you wish to sometimes, Jack. Not for a trainer, or for your parents or for anyone else.
Imagine how much more fun the Olympics would be if one year, Armstrong and Luigi just showed up out of nowhere to randomly dominate all the events
Luigi would win by doing nothing
@@thefattertheratter45 that is such an acurrate statement i hate it
can dominate my daughter!
And when they compete against each other:
Unstoppable force (Armstrong plowing through the competition with super strength)
VS Immovable object (Luigi continues to win by doing absolutely nothing)
@@thefattertheratter45 reference?
I like the fact he did this all in suit
The power of nanomachines
@@antimatterstudios8395 of texas university
I like to think he wasn't even a contender, he just broke in and they couldn't do anything about it
Nanomachine, son
He had to go talk to his constituency after the games so why change?
0:04 of course one of Japan's Olympic games would be businessmen jumping to their deaths.
Underrated comment
@Pablo Gomez Plasencia no its a reference to the overworked populous of japan and it being one of the least happy countries as a result.
@@thegirlwiththemouseyhair6486 And commiting veryunhappy
@Pablo Gomez Plasencia It’s referenced IN Paprika
@Pablo Gomez Plasencia same as kung fu, which is a reference to kung fu panda.
“Well if it isn’t saucy Luigi.”
"Just a little too late, as usual."
"Armstrong!? Impressive little medals you got there, but it ends here"
S U S.
"Idiot! You're not ending my medals, you're expanding my collection. Checked my statistics recently"?
@@Kappa5938 damn this is good lmao
Time Traveler:
**Slightly touched Metal Gear Excelsus**
The Timeline:
ExcelSUS
@@lumbagotv5404 no
@@lumbagotv5404 metal mogus!1!1 😳📮
@@adeptusyagoncius2938
😏
sus
@@hunterofdarkness8329 bruh
“DON’t BALL WITH THIS SENATOR!”
Same energy as the actual fight, Armstrong competing his HARDEST for the gold. I don't know if that zoom in on the flag at 0:59 was an edit, but damn it's perfect for his character and the video. Great work on it man.
America's rotten to the core
@@NiCoNiCoNiCola America's bad to the bone
@@NiCoNiCoNiCola
We need to pull out the roots
@@hunterofdarkness8329 BURN IT DOWN
@@Prince_of_Despair And from the ashes, a new America will be born!
that zoom to the american flag lmao
kojima approved
Murica!!
USA
It make america great again
I’m so happy that a lot of people still remember this game. It keeps in our DNA like MEMES Jack
I’m playing it for the first time right now, it’s really good
I finished it a while ago and now I’m trying to get wig b so I can mess around
@@SoUniqueUser one more fan of crazy Japan games. EXQUISITE!
This game isn’t new
But it’s great game, when Japanese understand politics in America better than America itself, also whole game is about memes, seriously it’s meme potential and music is gold.
“Just like good old days after 9/11”
I just got it
"Athleticism, son. It responds to physical workout."
I love the fact that the only other modded character is Luigi for some reason.
I'm pretty sure this is in-game.
"THIS IS IT, LUIGI!" -Senator Armstrong
He can break the president in two
With his bare hands
And that’s why he has such a solid voting base
DON'T FUCK WITH THIS SENATOR!
@@sk_hermit1809 why not?
@@carlpersona8426 nanomachines son
@@RomanvonUngernSternbergnrmfvus That and he doesn't write his own speeches.
Alternate tittle:
Amrstrong and Luigi battling if Nanomachines or selling Seashells will help each one to conquer the world
Best description of this video right here.
Alright.. I need more. With him doing all of the Olympic events. Just use the whole ass song if you have too, this is a masterpiece.
Senator armstrong facing luigi in the olympic games feels like that one awkward dream you have every now and then
Told you Jack, i could have gone pro if i hadn't joined the navy
0:33 "Swimming here, I realize"
armstrong vs luigi
“Swimming here… I realiiiiize…”
He went to a cusshy ivy league school
Try university of Texas
@@АлиДжураев-у1х but he went pro instead of joining the navy
Owen Fricks
He still couldnt break the president with his own bare hands, but you cant mess with this athlete either.
"How are you so good at swimming?!"
"Rowing machines, son!"
"Played college ball y'know ... and every other sport available on campus."
Nanosport, son!
he finally went pro
"How are you swimming so fast?"
"Nanomachines son"
Senator Armstrong after winning he would probably say to reporters: One day every person in this nation will control their OWN destiny. A land of the truly free, dammit. A nation of action, not words. Ruled by strength, not committee.
"Show me a good time, jack!" -the bronze medal
Swimsuit, emphasis on "suit"
Luigi VS Armstrong name a more iconic rivalry, I'll wait
How he just shoots through the water like a torpedo despite his muscles probably adding so much drag and the backstroking at the speed of sound is amazing and intimidating. This man could cross the pacific in a day.
The good ending, where Armstrong decided to use his buff body for a promising career in sports instead of becoming evil.
SENATOR ZANDATSU GEAR ARMOSTRONG.
"Swimming here, i realize"
I always knew "nanomachines" was an euphemism for steroids.
Opponent: WHY WON'T YOU LOSE FACE?!
Armstrong: Sportmanship, Son!
Raiden in the audience: Fucking show off...
YOU SEE LUIGI, I HAVE A DREAM...
"could've served in the navy y'know, if I hadn't gone pro"
Bro seeing him swim literally put me on the floor
Beautiful
"Was on the Swim Team, ya know"
I do enjoy that he is swimming in his suit.
Movie: based on a true story
The movie:
**plays volleyball**
*VIOLENCE BREEDS VIOLENCE!*
Good ending: he didn’t join the navy and went pro
"Played in the Olympics ya know."
"I was on the swimming team, you know "
"coulda joined the navy if I hadn't gone pro!"
0:15 He is that guard from life is strange. Best crossover ever.
"Your sea shells can hurt me Luigi."
"Played College ball you know, Could of gone pro."
“Johnwick2badguyfromstart”
When you realize China is leading in medals in Summer Olympics
I realised that while I was standing here
@@giantfightingroboto You’re just like me frfr
Senator Armstrong if he didn’t give up college ball
Senator Armstrong back when he is in university of Texas
i'd vote for this guy, didn't afraid to break a sweat by himself. what could go wrong?
LOL
Don't f*ck with this senator!
He played college football!
And he did go PRO!
Oh yeah, johnwick2badguyfromstart. My favourite Senator.
POV: Armstrong went pro.
THAT "PROMISING PLAYER" THO LMAO
MAKING THE MOTHER OF ALL SPAGHETTI LUIGI! YOU CAN'T FRET OVER EVERY MEATBALL!
COULD'VE WON A MEDAL IF I DIDN'T JOIN THE NAVY!
Doping?
N A N O M A C H I N E S , SON
The American Flag at the end really really fits lol
NANOMACHINES SON
Nanomachines, son.
Glorious
Is this the peak of MGR meme??
This one is beautiful, and also the alternative good ending where Armstrong went pro instead join the navy..
This is a certified hood classic
No football? Fake armstrong
Handegg is not even a sport
"Try Olympic Beach volleyball. Would have gone pro if I hadn't joined the Olympic swim team."
If armstrong went pro
So this is what he meant when he said he join the navy
So he went pro after all🤣
0:42
Sen. Armstrong: "Played College Volleyball, you know."
0:59 that zoom in on the american flag fits too well.
"Ball in"
"Ballin"
Holy shit
Nano machines...for swimming....son
Ahh yes, the US flag shots suits this video so much
”Played collage ball you know”
Exersize son, my agility boosts in response to every sport
Johnwick2badguyfromstart
0:33 *Swimming here i realize...*
Funny how this game is better than a lot movie licensed games that have come out recently.
Looking at you Jumanji and Addams Family
Armstrong went pro but was disqualified for using nanomachines. He joined he went to join the navy instead of following his dream of winning gold.
Love it 🌞❤️, played college water polo ya know. Chariots chariots.
Armstrong: Ha, playing volleyball. Don’t f**k with senator, Jack!
Nanomachines, son
Idl why I find it fitting that hes dodoing this
Played college ball you know, would’ve gone pro if I hadn’t joined the swim team
"nanomachines son"
*johnwick2badguyfeomstart*
So that's why Armstrong said: "Played college all Y'know"
Due to joining the navy he couldn't play in the nfl
But he didn't give up on sports at all
0:59 FEELS THE WRATH OF THE USA
0 dislikes as it should be.