My Whole Family - Bo Burnham (Lyrics)
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- Опубліковано 5 вер 2024
- This is NOT the studio version. This is the version of the song that Bo performed on stage.
This song is not mine. I own nothing.
Song title: My Whole Family
Artist: Bo Burnham
Album: Single
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![Ironic- Bo Burnham [Lyrics]](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/5VoscbQA3lM/mqdefault.jpg)
me after taking a "am i gay" quiz in fifth grade and accidentally posting it on facebook for all my family to see
W H E E Z E
OMG ARE YOU STILL ALIVE 🤣
PLZZZ WHAT HOW DID THEY REACT--
@@valerie560 my grandma yelled at me and told me to delete the post but i got a lot of questions about it at the family reunion that year LMAOOOOOO
But the real question is ARE you gay
"Even my boyfriend thinks I'm gay!"
Unbelievable! How could he assume such a thing??!
Well actually if u think about it then it could be seen as talking about a bi (or pan, etc) man. And he’s singing on the fact that everyone thinks he’s gay just cause he’s dating a man. Song makes a whole lot of sense in that way.
@@davidstratton696 yep
How dare he >:(
@@davidstratton696 I actually interpret it that way too
@@davidstratton696 makes sense!
man even my boyfriend thinks I'm gay, I dunno where in the world he got that assumption from at all! I'm as straight as a circle!
A circle isn't straight
@@fizzyfrogii1 bestie you missed the joke
Im a guy
@@daveys_tired oh- I'm stupid asf sorry
@@fizzyfrogii1 nah you aight
I’m as straight as a half circle
"I've been as straight as a ramp, if you don't count bible camp" love it!!!
But the one question it what happened at bible camp QwQ
@@sistersdiaries7353 do you really wanna know?
@@ghostfox5596 tbh no 😂
I’m queer …..
And this year will mark the 5 year of going to camp ewalu (it’s a bible camp🤣)
@@Alex-602 🤣🤣🤣👍 more power to ya mate🤘
Not this song again, every year it shows up eventually
I mean yeah 😂
lmfao yea
@-Hermione Granger- Nope sorry I don't like normies on my channel so please fuck up your sleep schedule like the rest of us or leave :)
I think UA-cam is trying to tell you something 😂
@@taylorbritt499 Oh bby I already know
I love how Bo himself is cracking up while singing this
same lol
My whole family knew I was into girls before I did.
When I asked my little sister if she knew before I came out. She replied with, "Sis, there are two things you can see from space. The Great Wall of China, and your gay."
I'm pan, but I guess saying gay is easier.
"your gay" holy shit you own a gay imma own a gay aswell after my birthday so relatable
Ooh~
What shape is yours? Mine is a dragon.
What colors exactly? Mine is yellow, blue, and pink.
@@LynnBenny mine is a big blue turtle with watercannons
@@meatman69696 Gorgeous
@@meatman69696 BLASTOISE?!
I just came out and my brother played this thinking he was funny and I started singing 😂
Sounds like you got a best brother tbh I come out to mine and he tried to kill me so he's definitely not going to win any good rewards 😂
@@cyberfox9713 damn
@@cyberfox9713 ok then.....
@@cyberfox9713 heh brothers right 😂
Omfg your brother is a genius😂
Of course I rediscovered bo during pride month
SAME
And inside was made right before it
Huh. What a coincidence.
Wait shit I just realised I did too
Same
i watched this on the last day of pride month, really says something
Isn’t that ironic
@@icariusmaximus3203 ur not talking about ironic by burnham now are u?
@@Doenjang-jjigae yes
@@icariusmaximus3203 Isn’t that I-r-o-n-i-c
congrats on getting half-way to 1k likes on your comment (im like 999)
Yeah my girlfriend thinks I’m a lesbian idk where she got that from 😕🤔
D u d e s a m e
Girlfriend's make bold assumptions 😔🖐️
hol' up...
@@Itstrashagainsmh fr 💀
Well I mean theirs also bi, pan, etc. Theirs more then just gay and straight. Just cause u r attracted to women doesn’t mean your automatically a lesbian (depends on if your exclusively attracted to them). That’s how I look at that line is a bi person (or whatever) who keeps getting mistaken for being gay just cause he’s with a boy. Song makes a whole lot of sense in that way.
@@The_Dominated I was just saying is all. No need to be rude.
~my whole family thinks im straight~
dude…me too
I SANG LITTLE MISS PERFECT ON MY 14TH BIRTHDAY MOM!!! WHERE'D YOU GOT THAT I'M STRAIGHT?!?!!?
@@postlov3 FDSNFDSJFDSHA
Same but now they think I'm lesbian because of the jokes I make
@@Mel-tx6in understandable lmao, honestly surprised my family hasn't gotten the hint
@@postlov3 same, I've sung girls in red, Haley Kiyoko and little miss perfect but I'm straight, definitely straight according to my parents.
'my whole family thinks im gay' omg same bo
Frl! Except they’re right
@@yermum1396 same honestly
Nice pfp I love wilbur soup :]
Ayo Wilbur foot profile picture pog 😎😎
this entire reply section is filled with mcyt fans
we are taking over the internet
goodness this is relatable. i asked my family at the dining table on what to do if i liked someone, and they said- without missing a beat, “what’s her name?”.
my gender’s a female.
The way you said A female lmao
i love the fact i found this during Pride Month :]
Same
same
Well I'm 4 days late
@@tilde6325 that’s alright
I am gay
"Watching Spongebob had side effects.." UH- I THINK IT MIGHT'VE DONE SOME SHIT TO ME--
@@wallpaperjuice4736 BAHADHFNFBG
Sadly never watched sponge bob my childhood was mostly dropping things from the top of the stairs and seeing what happens
“My Whole Family” (WLW ver.)
Every time I go to dinner
It seems like I’m getting a little bit thinner
I’ll sit down at the breakfast table
I can talk; they’re not able
When I look at them, I find
There’s a single question on their mind
I wish it could go back to the way it was
It’s not easy now, because…
My whole family thinks I’m gay
I guess it’s always been that way
Maybe it’s ‘cause of the way that I sit
Makes them think I like… girls (that I like girls…)
The goddamn question just won’t go away
And I get asked every single day
But the way they ask it is not very vague
Like, “How was your day? Do you like to kiss babes?” (That’s… funny.)
This is the worst, baby this was my fear,
Now their opinions are crystal clear
Because my whole family now is shocked,
I’m in the closet, and the door is locked
Now my glory days ain’t ahead
I was a Spice Girl
Now I’m Girl in Red
And my whole family now suspects
That watching Owl House had side-effects
I’m not gay, and that’s what I said
If I’m gay, hey God, strike me dead
(Sputtering)
Just ‘cause I’m not afraid of the snow
Or my favourite colour is… the rainbow! (Heh, that’s a joke!)
I don’t mean to yell, but I fear I must,
‘Cause I’m losing the people I thought I could trust
Because… even my girlfriend thinks I’m gay!
That’s a… motherfu-
You all probably think I’m gay
Man, this song is counter-productive!
La la la la la…
Because my whole family thinks I’m gay
What do they know, anyway?
You gotta look right through the haze
That building set was just a phase
And my whole family thinks I’m queer
That is all I ever hear
But I’ve been as straight as a ramp
If you don’t count… scouting camp.
I wanna make a song cover now-
@@ghostfox5596 I''d love to see it. Do link me in if ya do :)
@@Dogwolf12 I will do so
Lmaoo this is genius, you picked the perfect rhymes!! I’m going to sing this version from now on lol
@@lovingiseasy-4342 What happens in Girlguide camp stays in Girlguide camp ;)
The “watching SpongeBob had side affects” low key hits me hard since my mom didn’t allow me to watch SpongeBob when I was younger because she thought it was gay.
i mean it was supposed to be gay
I heard that SpongeBob was actually asexual so he is part of the LGBTQ community.
same 😭
My mom did the same but it was Adventure Time (it ended up being quite gay)
@@skittl3s457 I mean he is a sponge afterall
This might be the most relatable song ever.
Me as a kid: wow I really like this song, it's so funny
Me now: HOW DID I NOT KNOW
me trying to hide the fact im gay be like:
You still doing that or?
Listening to bo burnham is pretty gay
@@user-bs2vb2sr5w 👏👏👏👏🥳🥳 congrats on coming out
@@auskid4377 no my friends know now
@@auskid4377 I ain't gay I'm a straight as a semi circle
I feel like all of us gays had easy bake ovens though or was that just me?
I never had one neither wanted one so idk :/
@@spacedaddyuwu6325 that Also Counts
I didn’t
I had an actual oven... so am i gayer? or less gay?
I HAD ONE OMG
My whole family now is shocked I'm in the closet and the door is locked! My favorite line in this song. Lol
Thinking about the time I sang this in front of my teenage staff and 6 friends at an after school program.
“ If I’m gay.. Hey god strike me dea- *d i e s* ”
WHY DID IT TAKE ME SO LONG TO GET THAT JOKE OMFG 😭😭😭
I'm straight as a circle
Update: I'm even gayer 7 months later
😂
lol
Same
Me too
Having "pirate" in your username was a dead giveaway that you aren't straight lol. Pirates are gay culture. Idk why but they are.
This is great i love this song lol
I love this song, it reminds me of this Friends episode where everyone's like "Yeah Chandler, it's the way you are so...precious". Also love ya Bo! To me you're the greatest comedian 💕
This accurately describes the way some people think about bi and pan people. It's referencing how he's not gay, but how he's also not straight. Basically he's trying to describe how his sexuality is kinda in the middle (he's either bi, poly, omni, or pan).
Or maybe is a joke dum dum
@@presidentofallfoodnice8113 Or maybe you can be nice and let people interpret things the way they want to
Hits different when they turn out right.
When I hear this it reminds me of how I accidentally came out to my grandmother
Grandmother: I can't believe you're old enough to have a boyfriend... or even a girlfriend
Me: Either one works for me
*silence*
E V E R Y G O D D A M N Y E A R
Omfg haven’t heard this in ages and ofc find it on the last day of pride month
"Even my boyfriend thinks my gay"
Omg same! My boyfriend thinks I'm gay too. How could they think were gay
This is kinda relateble cuz my friends think I'm gay and my class thinks i'm straigt (they're trying real hard to set me up with this one guy) and i'm just in the middle of it trying to figure out if i'm ace
damn, why was that relateable
@@xxdvicioxx2117 huh didn't think anyone else had it like this but on the other hand it's stupid to think no one would since there's like what 7 billion people on earth now anyways,
Anyways if you'd like to tell I'd love to hear your story since it's not everyday you find someone who you relate to in something so specific
How's it going
@@rayabbottgayjaycult3488 fine, people seem to (finally) be less interested in my love life, so I can't complain :)
My favourit colour is the rain-bo ;)
boo you suck!
ive been singing this since i was like 12 and i only got disowned a couple months ago 💀
Woah dude are you okay?
@@genie1568 I am! I appreciate you asking. Thankfully I've been able to move out safely without them knowing where I am
@@llamalexa Good for you fam
Hey u still doing ok?
My favorite version:
"But I've been as straight as a ramp.
'Least I was 'til theatre camp."
I am literally experiencing every lyric of this song
When this song decides to show up 4 days late (Like, it's the 4th of July now):
May the 4th be with you :)
This song legit works for me because a) before my I knew I was gay my favourite colour was the rainbow and b) I’m somewhat afraid of snow because... well I’m allergic to the cold. I love my sad Canadian life
YOU'RE ALLERGIC TO THE COLD?? I'M ALLERGIC TO HOT WEATHER AKA THE SUN, WE ARE LONG LOST TWINS!
@@SalemsForgottenWitch OH MY GOD REALLY? IVE NEVER MET SOMEONE WHIS HAD ANOTHER ALLERGY LIKE MINE
Man do I miss Bible Camp…
"even my boyfriend thinks i'm gay" bi problems
I think this is the best to listen to in pride month. AAAAAARRRGGGHHH ITS NOT PRIDE MONTH
Just when I thought bo couldn’t get more relatable
if "dying" is in the song lyrics you know it's got commitment
The way he laughed singing THE RAINBOWW had me sincerely smiling. I like that guy
This is like the best song 😭😭
THIS IS THE BEST LYRIC VIDEO IVE SEEN IN A LONG TIME HEHABR
"Been as straight as a ramp if you don't count bible camp" depending on how straight that ramp was that either means the priests were very anti gay, or very pro gay if you know what I mean.
the live one is WAY better than the other one (in my opinion)
Yeah my girlfriend thinks I'm into girls... Idk where she got that from. :/
“Because I’m losing the people I thought I could trust… because… Even my boyfriend thinks I’m gay!!!” Most relatable part as a gay NBLM man 😋😋
1:39 i love how you can hear him chuckle after
I'm technically a bi girl with a boyfriend, but I still vibe with this XD
The way I came out was when kids at school asked me about my preference and I said "I'm about as a straight as my hair (curly)" and from there you don't need to do anything cuz......kids are kids
'My whole family thinks I'm gay'
same, same
I mean in my case they're right though-
I guarantee you've seen me before.
never have
no
Nope
Nah dude
Aren't you that guy who commented on MountainDewRed's video guaranteeing people they had seen you before?
relatable
*ADAPTACIÓN ESPAÑOL*
Siempre que voy a la cena
Parece que soy algo más pequeña
Me sentare a desayunar hoy
Puedo hablar, no lo creo
Cuando los miro puedo encontrar
Que solo tienen una pregunta
Desearía volver a como era
No es fácil ya porque
Todos piensan que soy gay
My biggest fear for when I come out to my family is that after I tell them all they say is “Oh we already knew you were gay” WHAT??? YOU KNEW AND YOU DIDNT PLAN TO TELL ME AHEAD OF TIME???? YOU HAD ME WORRYING MY ASS OF FOR *NOTHING*
"Even my boyfriend thinks I'm gay"
No whatever made him think that
Me getting my haircut super short then going to mexico with my whole family:
Words are the only thing you can not take back
i'm honestly suprised that my family can't tell that i'm a literal raging butch smh
I was listening to this in like 5th grade and at the "My whole family now suspects that watching Sponge Bob has side effects." and my mom dead ass looked me in my 10 year old face and said "Oh is that what it was >:)?" I never will forget the Savagery 💀
I heard this song during pride last year and i didn't know bo then. Now this hits different after Inside.
this is on my Saturday night depression playlist
I love this but I just change the words to my whole family thinks.....
I'm straight😭😭
Yes bestie I am fine 💅
Or am I Im I confused help
Dude if you think you're gay or have attraction that isn't to the opposite sex, then you're gay or have attraction that isn't to the opposite sex. You don't need to label it, and the best way to go about dealing with thoughts of confusion about if I'm lying to myself or not is just to accept that, hey, maybe I was wrong about my sexuality/gender, but maybe I was right. Either way, I will accept myself as I am and continue to live with the label that makes me happy. If that label changes over time, that's fine. All that matters is that I'm happy with who I am and I recognize that I'm still learning about myself and discovering new things that may suit me more than others. I find that this actually really helps with insecurity because it reminds me that there's nothing to be insecure about, the only person that matters in this situation is me, no one's going to judge me more than they already do, and I can be me, no matter how many times the definition of "me" changes over the years.
@@nadinkhatib1858 Wow thanks I did figure it out tho I'm gender fluid ABROSEXUAL and acesexual that's such good advice tho it would have saved me a lot of stress everyone should follow that advice thanks
Oh! It's this song!
This guy is hilarious
It's our time guys...
This hits...
Every time I go to class, I think I'm getting a little bit thinner
I'll sit down at the lunch table, I can talk, they're not able
And when I look at them I find there's a single question on their minds
I wish it could go back to the way it was, it's not so easy now because...
My whole grade thinks I'm G A Y
I guess it's always been that way
Maybe it's cause of the way that I draw
Makes them think that I like
wahmen?
That I like women....
i can relate
I CAN RELATE TO THIS SONG..
that elton john joke gets me every time 💀
The fact he said God strike me dead then he died 🤣
It took me a year to get the snow joke
I like how it just says *dies*
Im as straight as Stanley's hair from the IT chapter 1 2017
1:20 Oh, I really felt that one!
Help my unexistant girlfriend thinks i'm gay too
I have a easy back oven in my closet rn 💀😭
Am I the only one who could see zane ro'meave from aphmau my street listening to this song ans relating to it? Its too perfect lol.
Hard relatable.
90% of musical protagonists:
If this song had a female version it would say: My whole family now suspects that watching she-ra had side effects
I love bo so much
When UA-cam recommends the entire inside playlist and THEN THIS?? IM CRYING BRO
This is like me except it’s also my friends
Am gonna play this song as loud as I can
**Adds this to my relatable playlist gayly**
My whole family thinks gay, but replace gay with straight.
Everytime I go to dinner
It seems like I'm getting a little bit thinner.
I'll sit down at the breakfast table.
I can talk; they're not able.
When I look at them I find
There's a single question on their mind.
I wish it could go back to the way it was.
It's not easy now because...
My whole family thinks I'm straight.
I guess it's always been that way.
Maybe its 'cause of the way that I walk
That makes them think I like... girls,
That I like girls.
The goddamn question just wont go away.
And, I get asked it every single day.
But, the way they ask is not a disguise
Like "How was your day? Do you like to kiss girls?" (That's... funny)
This is the worst; baby, this was my fear.
Now, their opinions are crystal-clear because...
My whole family now is shocked.
I'm in the closet, and the door is locked.
Now my glory days are gone.
I was John Elway; now I'm Elton John.
My whole family now suspects
That watching Gacha Gay Movies had side-effects.
I'm not straight, and that's what I said.
If I'm straight, hey God, strike me dead...
Just 'cause I'm afraid of the sun,
Or my favorite thing to play with is: a gun
I don't mean to yell, but I fear I must
'Cause I'm losing the people that I thought I could trust.
Because... even my girlfriend thinks I'm straight... motherfucker.
You all probably think I'm straight.
Man, this song is counterproductive...
La la la la la...
Because... my whole family thinks I'm straight.
What do they know anyway?
You gotta look right through the haze.
Eating Veggie Chips was just a phase.
My whole family thinks I'm Queer..
That is all I ever hear
But I've been as GAY as a ramp,
If you dont count Bible camp.
It sounds even gayer
@@lizdamoure1666 LOLLL
I came here from the song "All Eyes On Me" by Bo Burnham...
And I'm starting to wonder why both the songs are soooo.. different?
The first time I heard this song I was cis.
*spoiler alert: not anymore*
Same mate
Pfffft watching Spongebob-
i was a huge fan of spongebob
i feel like this says something
Bo Burnham is a legend 😂
I remember coming out to my brother…
The son of a motherless goat really said “I thought you were lesbian”💀
I KIN THIS SONG RN WTFFF