Bo Burnham - Welcome To The Internet (Lyrics)

❗️THIS SONG IS NOT MY SONG, ALL CREDIT GOES TO SINGERS AND SONGWRITERS❗️
🎶Welcome To The Internet By Bo Burnham
Lyrics:
Welcome to the internet
Have a look around
Anything that brain of yours can think of can be found
We've got mountains of content
Some better, some worse
If none of it's of interest to you, you'd be the first
Welcome to the internet
Come and take a seat
Would you like to see the news or any famous women's feet?
There's no need to panic
This isn't a test, haha
Just nod or shake your head and we'll do the rest
Welcome to the internet
What would you prefer?
Would you like to fight for civil rights or tweet a racial slur?
Be happy
Be horny
Be bursting with rage
We got a million different ways to engage
Welcome to the internet
Put your cares aside
Here's a tip for straining pasta
Here's a nine-year-old who died
We got movies, and doctors, and fantasy sports
And a bunch of colored pencil drawings
Of all the different characters in Harry Potter fucking each other
Welcome to the internet
Hold on to your socks
'Cause a random guy just kindly sent you photos of his cock
They are grainy and off-putting
He just sent you more
Don't act surprised, you know you like it, you whore
See a man beheaded
Get offended, see a shrink
Show us pictures of your children
Tell us every thought you think
Start a rumor, buy a broom
Or send a death threat to a boomer
Or DM a girl and groom her
Do a Zoom or find a tumor in your
Here's a healthy breakfast option
You should kill your mom
Here's why women never fuck you
Here's how you can build a bomb
Which Power Ranger are you?
Take this quirky quiz
Obama sent the immigrants to vaccinate your kids
Could I interest you in everything?
All of the time?
A little bit of everything
All of the time
Apathy's a tragedy
And boredom is a crime
Anything and everything
All of the time
Could I interest you in everything?
All of the time?
A little bit of everything
All of the time
Apathy's a tragedy
And boredom is a crime
Anything and everything
All of the time
You know, it wasn't always like this
Not very long ago
Just before your time
Right before the towers fell, circa '99
This was catalogs
Travel blogs
A chat room or two
We set our sights and spent our nights
Waiting
For you, you, insatiable you
Mommy let you use her iPad
You were barely two
And it did all the things
We designed it to do
Now look at you, oh
Look at you, you, you
Unstoppable, watchable
Your time is now
Your inside's out
Honey, how you grew
And if we stick together
Who knows what we'll do
It was always the plan
To put the world in your hand
Hahaha
Could I interest you in everything?
All of the time
A bit of everything
All of the time
Apathy's a tragedy
And boredom is a crime
Anything and everything
All of the time
Could I interest you in everything?
All of the time
A little bit of everything
All of the time
Apathy's a tragedy
And boredom is a crime
Anything and everything
And anything and everything
And anything and everything
And all of the time
❗️Lyrics in the video may not be accurate, sorry if that happens❗️

[@Mr_UnknownOriginal]

My man explained the world in 4 minutes and 42 seconds
Edit: Holy moly 2k likes 💀

[@ArticMoxGutz]

Fr 😭

[@Mr_UnknownOriginal]

@@ArticMoxGutz fr fr 🥺

[@Weirdgirl69wallysimp]

Fr

[@Mr_UnknownOriginal]

@@Weirdgirl69wallysimp mhm

[@JayPierce_Official]

"Coloured picture of all Harry potter character rucking each other😭😂

[@Liz_marshmallow_and_mia]

“Here’s a healthy breakfast option! You should kill your mom!”
Well that got dark quickly.

[@scoobydoo-xk5zb]

"here's why women never fuck you"

[@a_normal_fox]

"see a man get beheaded":am I a joke to you

[@Foxgaming14_]

heres a tip for straining pasta heres a nine year old that died

[@Abbieandengelaremyfav]

@@Foxgaming14_ the way I read that when it just said it on teh video💀🙌👏

[@taylorholgate6669]

LMAOOO

[@Sinner1660]

I've not come across this song before... This needs to be Humanity's national anthem 😅🥃

[@Meme-se6lf]

Yes

[@Charlie_Bee_Beloved]

Yes it does! 😂

[@Sinner1660]

Okay I'll see to it. The UKs government is reaching levels of corrupt nonsense that might allow room for an NPC like me to slip in a recommendation 😂

[@Aperson11028]

It is

[@mystiisstupidass]

FRRRR

[@softie_preppy5625]

Am I the only one who can sing this with no mistakes or what 😭

[@softie_preppy5625]

My lungs hurt

[@i1i1]

Nah same bro

[@aidadotson6881]

I take that as a challenge

[@Alex-gayass]

REAL

[@S3r0t0]

I CAN DO IT

[@baryonyx6054]

THIS NEEDS TO BE EVERY SOCIAL MEDIAS GLOBAL ANTHEM

[@UNOPYERbackup]

FR

[@Bringerofbatz]

Especially Twitter (I ain't calling it X)

[@gachatana9656]

​@@Bringerofbatz Leave your x's in the past and continue tweeting 😂

[@usernotfound037]

@@gachatana9656lol imagine saying I’m Xing with my gf

[@RoseandLeoarethecutestcouple]

​@@usernotfound037
Imagine saying twittering
I'm jk

[@queonda5128]

Everything that this song says is JUST REAL FACTS EVERYTHING IT HAS A POINT

[@loganfields8826]

It said kill your mom you sure

[@BlankPfpDood]

It made me literally cry and laugh at the same time

[@Daydreamer_lovesdaydreaming]

Yea 👍

[@rosalieroberts8153]

Yea😂 be happy be horny be bursting with rage

[@Blahblahblah35]

It’s all of it I had to take a Xanax. I’m so freaked out I can’t stop listening I love it! And he’s actually got a very nice voice. I love that he’s using it for good.

[@Traumatize-Atom]

"Here a 9 year old child who died'
💀

[@nellychristian5513]

shivers down my spine

[@s0ur.gummy.wxrmzz]

LITERALLY, THATS THE CHILD ITS DEAD 💀💀

[@Jordans_chanel]

But I'm nine

[@Phoebe_drawz]

wait it’s the therian that got shot my her grandpa I think-

[@emullett3965]

​@@Phoebe_drawzI don't think she was a therian I think it was just a rumor

[@river-of-noodles]

I didn’t know this is where the “can I interest you in everything all of the time, a little bit of everything all of the time” came from. Pleasant surprise

[@sammybutler3027]

Probably just thought of what the internet was and wrote it bc that’s exactly what it is

[@MidnightDreamTides]

True! or the lagged laugh trend-

[@megagigachad7601]

Also the glitchy laugh

[@randominfected1924]

The first part I heard from this was the laugh

[@Miamorcassie]

I just knew it was Bo Burnham

[@apolloathena]

Why does this song relax me? Why am I calm and happier now?

[@Skylar_Ethicc]

Probably cuz it's funny also the bouncy instrumental

[@3xta8y-jj]

Cuz some random guy sent you a pic of of his coc-

[@adventurewithgracie5106]

YESSSS

[@Neo_Ramen]

@@3xta8y-jj ayo- ?

[@boredperson1185]

Because you get little bit of everything all of the time

[@TheAceCorporation]

I love how he switched from the wholesome parts of the internet to the dark corners. "Here's a tip for straining pasta, here's a nine year old who died!" See?

[@Wasabi-zq8mv]

" Mommy let you use her Ipad, you were barely 2 " that sends shivers of memories down my spine.... Almost regret

[@love_notxoxo]

Same😂😂

[@Athenabree]

I was just listening to that line,when I saw this

[@MoonlarkSpirits]

My mom gave me an iPad when I was 13 (nearing 14)

[@TheLowlyApprentice]

she shared hers with me when i was six lol

[@eduardofernandez3912]

My niece

[@Twin_Snake_Lover6]

Burnham really went from Cheery to sweet and inspirational to straight up phycopath-

[@gh0st1e_b00]

thats me on a normal day

[@bongomania9547]

"Apathys a tragedy and boredom is a crime" is one hell of a quote

[@Hearts4Himeeee]

It's all fun and games until you realize you can actually search all these things he's talking about...

[@crow700816]

even how to build a bomb??

[@Hearts4Himeeee]

@@crow700816 yep

[@strawberrycat-618]

@@Hearts4HimeeeeAND ABOUT A GUY’S COCK?! WTF

[@lisaistryingtolive]

​@@crow700816 yes.

[@EmmaStewart-eg7dz]

Like a nuclear one😄

[@julieleft-op9ln]

the laugh at 3:50- bro was HAVING his villain arc

[@EmmaStewart-eg7dz]

Omg fr I was thinking that😭😭

[@adelinagabriela1271]

I found the MEME! I found it :)

[@DuolingoBird-tj2bd]

I love it when he just starts getting so literal

[@nellychristian5513]

wow dou are you still mad at me its been a year now

[@toomanythingstoodo]

Duo, please let go of my cat

[@sheersternfeld1914]

Duo, I just want to let you know that you're not the only one who can blackmail.
Let go of my family, and I might not tell anyone about what happened with Hooty.

[@Katecatalpha]

Have you ever walked your lemon on a Thursday morning at night in the middle of a hot snowstorm only to realize you left your pet fence in the dishwasher?

[@ALLIAMISANINCONVENIENCE]

literally happens to me every thursday i thought this was normal??

[@user-kd4mu9kv9w]

Real

[@Vishi_o_o]

And I thought I was she only one

[@user-fc2hi9cd4m]

Yes

[@Countryhumans-tuber]

Bro I think I left my triangle in the toilet too 😨

[@TotallyNotSuds_13]

0:59 the best line in the song

[@hadiazahra4120]

Fr

[@emmanuelangah-gui6008]

Wtf

[@Erincutioner]

💀💀💀

[@Imustacheyouaquestionmhm]

Wtf-

[@maxie2518]

omg ikr
(i actually came across that on the internet once)

[@4337shr]

POV your teacher asks you to qrite an essay about humanity:

[@Urfavouritegremlin]

Fr😂

[@Hellomynameisnoob]

Ftt

[@GravityDontMeanTooMuchTooMe]

Copy these lyrics and DONE hahahahhahhahhahhahahahaa

[@AceS.-vw4nn]

I intend to make this a reality. As soon as the next year starts….

[@MelissaAmethyst]

"Would you like to see the news or... ANY FAMOUS WOMEN'S FEET?"
me rn: WTF?-

[@MenRexonaClinicalprotection]

ik its like they know exactly what we're thinking

[@pikakz3063]

I would tbh

[@pazar_ve_ertesi]

news about a famous woman's feet photo being exposed

[@maxie2518]

i was taking a look on a website that rated famous women's feet. meghan's (prince harry's partner) won.

[@Maxi_YT]

Ngl I get him

[@Glitchround]

“AAND a bunch of colored pencil drawings of all the different charecters in Harry Potter ___kING EACHOTHEr-“
THAT PART GOT ME

[@CorneliaKiersey]

It's true tho......

[@Kittys_coatedinsugarlol112]

This song spikes my anxiety and then relaxes me- 💀

[@Idgaf_xoxo]

Worth the duolingo ad 👍🏼

[@Idgaf_xoxo]

@{*craftypup*} yes

[@OtterPxp]

I personally think this is one of the most chaotic songs out there and I'm all for it

[@Lozzabeth]

I love this song... _i know have to devote all of my time to learn all of the lyrics so i can sing them perfectly_

[@Girl_malak]

Me too

[@DahliaRiddleMalfoy]

Please no.. the start of this song is cursed 💀

[@lauraashleyarmson-iw3im]

"Has a song ever gave u 2020 trauma?"
Yes.

[@gwentasha]

At 3:54 who else expected the glitch that tiktok has put into our heads

[@sodacanart]

i cant unhear it and its annoying

[@Leea250]

0:59 .... Even me as a potterhead ... It was something else...

[@Blit-un2nu]

Fr 💀

[@atlantishq]

That's so real, it was concerning

[@jastintheceooffinanasapost6204]

There's lot of weird stories that can be found in a lifetime without internet
now, when you have like 8 billion humans and a good bunch of them connected together, limits above lifetimes

[@futility87]

Naaaa he went through a whole villan arc

[@Faceless_fox_therian]

Bro described everyone's phone addiction in 4 mins and we're all vibing, me included

[@liad7204]

3:56 *villian arc enters the chat*

[@Random_Cable69]

3:50 that laugh tho...

[@mariameyer9872]

I know that laugh is scary.

[@random_child_of_hades]

Fr

[@diesalowens7964]

Should definitely be the first song the aliens hear

[@yournotalone-yna]

Agreed

[@Retro72146]

This should be an ad for youtube

[@Sprout_in_the_woods]

Bro became a disney vilain at 3:53

[@fl0r1e_]

For real

[@user-gc2pt9cx3z]

Everytime somone goes on the internet this should start playing

[@Hi2Hey-gw5]

And then they'll get out 😂

[@OwlhouseOwlhouse]

This song feels like the anthem that would be used to describe humanity right now

[@Why24244]

Well this song is now stuck in my head so so catchy

[@MiamiTrixx-Official]

Bro explained humanity by a song.. how FASCINATING

[@ajgonzalezg220]

THESE LYRICS ARE KILLING ME XD

[@zulkiflikhalib]

3:54 hahahahahahahhahaha- AH HA- what

[@avacado221]

Ikr 💀

[@Kitty21345]

Ikr that sent me 😅

[@maelba9056]

Am I weird for thinking that this song actually still slays?

[@user-rf4fb1if3v]

Not at all

[@trashplan3t]

Listening to this with my eyes closed, not doing anything else except listening.This song makes my brain fizzy. (in a good way)

[@shinikuri]

i love bo burnham's music, his music is so good, he's way too underrated, he could be just as famous as some other artists but i don't know why people don't like popularizing underrated artists

[@kittensgaming31]

I love ur pfp

[@Totallynot_pansexual]

This should be the music in the background when you enter Google lmao-

[@Adabaham]

As someone who got tablet (and with it access to internet) at 9, i see this as an absolute win.

[@MoonlarkSpirits]

9?! Dayum
I got mine at age 13, almost 14

[@casey_mild]

​@@MoonlarkSpirits I got mine when I was 7)

[@willow-STAR_wcue]

This calms my ADHD

[@FOR-IRELAND]

Bro the song talking about mommys ipad gave me flash backs

[@kaylethdawson]

The Harry Poter one got me

[@Io-ok7tx]

This is what i will show to my child when i'll give him his first Phone.

[@s-t-a-r-r-y_n-i-g-h-t-s]

Give your child an iPad when it’s barely two

[@PoggersFloppa]

@@s-t-a-r-r-y_n-i-g-h-t-s man i dont even have a phone or iPad, all I got is this computer to go on the internet with, and xbox but xbox is worse at strolling the internet.

[@s-t-a-r-r-y_n-i-g-h-t-s]

@@PoggersFloppa it’s a reference to the song.

[@AamariYung]

@@s-t-a-r-r-y_n-i-g-h-t-s Lmao

[@ItsanEGGsperience]

The Harry Potter line 😂🖐️

[@why-whatever-for]

I am the 9 year old who died

[@Yourbestieskittle]

You doing ok now?

[@someone-uo8uz]

this has to be earth's national anthem!

[@starberrymothh]

This song always makes me cry for some reason, it's dark yet relaxing at the same time

[@TheKingOfCurses00]

The way it slowly gets more insane

[@BitchWithAGlock]

My sis informed me about this song and I love it🙂

[@ilikeyourtoes]

so 2:33 did they just hide 9/11 joke?

[@ri____h3nr628]

Yes Because people on the internet joke about it... unfortunately

[@ishwaritimsina9716]

thought i was the only one who noticed it

[@DewWithFloof]

Okay, why do i feel guilty for liking this song? 😭

[@queenbee202rose6]

This song is definitely very catchy ❤❤❤❤❤

[@jester187]

i know this song so well i sing all the words when listening to it i can't stop my self

[@BaileyClark-pm5um]

This is the wildest song... EVER

[@strawberrycat-618]

1:06 best line

[@user-dx1ce4uf5h]

Catchy
Too catchy
... GET IT OUT OF MY HEAD

[@floofle6580]

Very nice as always

[@BaylaWayla]

am i the only one who loves the way he says "take this quirky quiz"?

[@Hi2Hey-gw5]

Yeah, it looks like the way an advert would say it.

[@xxKatsuki_Bakugouxx]

omg i luaghed at the harry potter one 😂😂😂😂

[@randominfected1924]

I remember the first time I found this song I was looking for "Apathy's a tragedy and boredom is a crime" and became obsessed. I later on found out this was the wrong song and the actual song was Goodbye lmao

[@justxnotlea5672]

"It was always the plan, to put the world in your hand"
Hits hard💀

[@FectoMemoria]

I was today years old when I noticed that explosion after "Here's how you can build a bomb"

[@ThatFandomGirl27]

This is my first time hearing the full version and I was not expecting the Harry Potter line😂😂😂😂😭😭😭😭

[@valeriab.sanchez1406]

4:42 got my dead 🥲

[@charadreemurr9256]

i'm slightly disapointed everytime i hear the laugh and it's not glitched bc of how used to it i grew😞

[@i.just-cant_stop]

me literally vibing while my Mom is getting ready to hit me

[@josecorzo5517]

That is what happen when the most normal person in 4 Chan makes a song

[@xStinkyxFoxx]

“And a bunch of coloured pencil drawings of all the different characters in Harry Potter fucking eachother” wow erm nah that’s true look up Draco Malfoy x Harry Potter 😭😭😭

[@wintig245]

What is it about Bo Burnham? Why do I like all his songs?

[@ninaward827]

3:53 - his laughter kind of terrifies me but it’s such a good song

[@adventurewithgracie5106]

I screamed every bit of this song out at my house and my school bus everyone looked at me and stopped talking and was like wtf was that shes weird so now i get the space i deserved and needed

[@K8_4life]

Dang!

[@darktesla7854]

Diagnosis: Stage 420 terminal autism

[@RainbowEssence-c3w]

Good lord, this makes the internet sound like a person, like the devil himself trying to trick you into giving him your soul. Seriously though, this is unironically awesome haha, it really sounds like a villain song, idk, there's just something really menacing and threatening about the song despite none of the lines being overtly threatening. Also I died at "Obama sent the immigrants to vaccinate your kids." 😂Also this is basically how it feels to browse the internet and you have ADHD. A bunch of websites and stuff all vying for your attention. "Can I interest you in a bit of everything all of the time?" indeed.

[@SomeDuckLoverXD]

"And a nine year old who died" 😂💀💀💀

[@gre18]

bro talked so fast he forgot how to think of ideas at the end there.

[@Malgazar]

He’s spiting straight facts

[@amritaraut2120]

3:35 best line😂😂

[@unicornlover7576]

Dude I hadn’t heard this song for a while and it came on and I couldn’t skip it lol

[@aliceguarneri4179]

Me after seeing 1000 shorts with this audio 😂

[@Randomedits34]

I may have Adhd and with how fast this song is, it almost explains how i feel at times

[@BrennanH-ho6xt]

This explains just how utterly gross the internet is

[@joshuamiguel593]

This literally discribes the whole internet right now

[@NightOfWhere_Dowantfreenuggets]

Mom: "Son, what is the Internet?"

[@Caeden_Kaizer]

Just listened to this after listening to “ Two Birds of a Feather” and i am now very happy.

[@SomeBigBack]

This is fr funny😂😂😂

[@derekcover-jx7ty]

I listening to the song for a while. I can still remember the lyrics to this. That’s the kind of song is this.Lmao😂

[@lukemimnagh2594]

The scariets thing about this song is how much of it gets more and more real woth each day

[@ANYAROSEHANNAH]

Alastor be like: I’m good

[@funtimebonnie7995]

I know this song so well that I can sing it in 1.75x speed
This song is a masterpiece

[@user-nh5rw6tc1o]

you have super human speed i just found it (im late ik) and could barely keep up-

[@funtimebonnie7995]

@@user-nh5rw6tc1o that's okay! But I still don't remember when I learned the song 😅

[@user-nh5rw6tc1o]

@@funtimebonnie7995 i know of its exsistance thanks to tiktok (the laugh) but didnt know which one it was LMAO

[@subornamridha1544]

Can you say it 2x speed?

[@funtimebonnie7995]

@@subornamridha1544 yes but I mix up the words a lot like that

[@Isabell_757]

Who is just listening to this on repeat bc I have 4 times now I love

[@Firerocket229]

Bro, this explains the whole world

[@doublesidedtoothbrush]

finally, after 3 days of trying, i can finally sing this

[@strawb3rry.w1tch]

this is the definition of the usa rn