#Karma 🤷🏽♂️😂 Thou shalt not steal my lunch… No testicles were hurt in the making of this sandwich… not proud of this behavior, but something had to be done…
I swear were one in the same, bc I did something super petty just like this lol🤣. I worked at a nursing home and left my unopened box of cereal in the break room with a big a** note on the front that read "PLEASE DON'T TOUCH, THIS IS NOT FOR THE PUBLIC". I came to work the next morning and damn near half the box was empty, so I didn't eat any of the cereal after discovering that someone had opened it. I waited for another day, just to see if they would at least leave a bowl or two lol, nawwww that was to much like right , came back on day 2 and it was just enough cereal for a splash of milk to cover it🤣. I wrote a note that read " This cereal was not for the public and once I realized that someone had the audacity to indulge anyway, I gladly took it up on myself to put some of my pubic hairs in it, so I hope you enjoyed it" 😂🤣. When I tell you that the message spread like wild fire and they were trying to figure out who's cereal it was, that s*** was hilarious. Someone purchased a brand new box of cereal with a note attached sayin they were sorry, then I felt kind of bad🤦🏾, but I still didn't eat the cereal, even though it was a brand new box, it could have been opened and resealed lol. Someone's nosey ass figured out it was me that the cereal belonged to and told HR, they called me to the office one day and I told them I never really put pubic hairs in the cereal😏. HR actually laughed and said that's what they get for touching people stuff, bc it happens alot . My homegirl food that she had plated up from the crib use to come up missing at that nursing home all the time, so she started leaving it in the car 😒. You have to be crazy as hell to take someone's food that was cooked and you don't know their living condition, people are freaking disgusting🤢🤮.
I used to work for a hotel in Cleveland Ohio. I got my lunch stolen twice. The 3rd time I gave them cat food with veggies I got out the trash. Peed was mixed with lemonade with a twist. LOL
Had puke where I used to work with a problem of keeping hands to self!! So I made a special filling for a few days and then I put the dog shit in the sandwich and he got a bit hungry and ate the whole thing.. I had HR down to the lunch room and said that there is a problem with lunch thieves and I have taken a step to stop the Goddam jerk and he got what he deserved and Ohh by the way he now has not just eaten dog shit - but he has tape worms as well and I hope he enjoys what he ate.. I was asked to leave the job and never say anything about what had happened!! I told them " no can do" l need to get the word out as to what the bull shit this company is trying to get away with and the fact that they let you know what was going on and you did nothing... and my lawyer wants to have a talk with you about the consequences of your actions and the compensation for the damages!!!! I got a nice chunk of cash and a new job over 1500 miles away... No lunch thieves here and you will lose your job if you do...
The play is to do tge speech but say "There is enough rat poison in there to kill most children and it will make adults real real sick".Of course the sandwich is totally free of poison BUT THE THIEF DOES NOT KNOW THAT.
working on my new less dramatic channel this is just gonna be my entertainment channel the others were evidence and some old Prince and Michael Jackson experience
Ain't no telling when u see these I got a movie script called Medusa's blue dress and one called Catfish it must be Syfy like me or it just ain't a movie I hate looking normal it's depressing that's just me wtf is Frank is this even your account tell Tyler Perry he better quit basing movies on me without paying lol I'm in Seattle it's got better scenery and beaches
"Ballwich!!!" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Should have added some of that "special mayonnaise."
Hàaaaaaaaaaaaaa I done damn near pissed on myself Christian 🤣 🤣
Crack me up at the "Ball'wich.".. Just ask for a lunch. Don't play ball and steal a lunch🏀😂
Woulda been better with the classic "cock meat sandwich"
It was a disgusting choice you chose, but it sure got rid of the problem you were having with your stolen lunch. Lol 😂 "Ballwich"
HILARIOUS 😂!! He loved that “ballwich “😂😂
Experience is a great teacher! 😁😁
🤣🤣🤣🤣 Ballwich lol classic lol
😂 That takes balling to a new level! I used Ipecac to flush out (no pun intended) my culprit.
Hilarious 😂😂😂😂😂
LMAO @ ``IM NOT PROUD OF THAT BUT OTS MY SANDWHICH!!`` 😂😅😂😅😂😅😂
I swear were one in the same, bc I did something super petty just like this lol🤣. I worked at a nursing home and left my unopened box of cereal in the break room with a big a** note on the front that read "PLEASE DON'T TOUCH, THIS IS NOT FOR THE PUBLIC". I came to work the next morning and damn near half the box was empty, so I didn't eat any of the cereal after discovering that someone had opened it. I waited for another day, just to see if they would at least leave a bowl or two lol, nawwww that was to much like right , came back on day 2 and it was just enough cereal for a splash of milk to cover it🤣. I wrote a note that read " This cereal was not for the public and once I realized that someone had the audacity to indulge anyway, I gladly took it up on myself to put some of my pubic hairs in it, so I hope you enjoyed it" 😂🤣. When I tell you that the message spread like wild fire and they were trying to figure out who's cereal it was, that s*** was hilarious. Someone purchased a brand new box of cereal with a note attached sayin they were sorry, then I felt kind of bad🤦🏾, but I still didn't eat the cereal, even though it was a brand new box, it could have been opened and resealed lol. Someone's nosey ass figured out it was me that the cereal belonged to and told HR, they called me to the office one day and I told them I never really put pubic hairs in the cereal😏. HR actually laughed and said that's what they get for touching people stuff, bc it happens alot . My homegirl food that she had plated up from the crib use to come up missing at that nursing home all the time, so she started leaving it in the car 😒. You have to be crazy as hell to take someone's food that was cooked and you don't know their living condition, people are freaking disgusting🤢🤮.
My Dad's lunch was taken yesterday and he works for the Government.. I told him to plant a lunch with Ex-lax brownies in it. lol
Haha he had gotten that new special sandwich order( "Ball Wich") specially made by you lol.😂
🤣🤣🤣 I can imagine how red his face was
Never mess with people’s food. I had someone do that too me and it wasn’t pay day. I went off. Yup in the federal government they steal lunch too
I would've gave them a little extra mayo on it. Lol
I used to work for a hotel in Cleveland Ohio. I got my lunch stolen twice. The 3rd time I gave them cat food with veggies I got out the trash. Peed was mixed with lemonade with a twist. LOL
Ewwwwww😂😂😂
😂😂😂He had to learn the hard way!😂😂
Sir BE PROUD. HE WAS THE THEIF.
Too funny!! 😂😂
Thanks for the funny story!! Needed that today!! I love your realness!! ❤
I hope you are having a great day! Stay blessed! ❤❤❤
lol. That’s nuts!!!
I'm sorry to hear that kept happening to you.
We had one at my job who used to eat half and then he'd put the rest of it back in the refrigerator.
Just balls on the sandwich 😂😂😂😂😭😭
Brilliant 😂
😂😂😂😂 lol !! Caught the culprit! Lol😂
he got away easy
That's so funny 😂,that's a good one,
Good morning 😘❤️
Getting up going to work is hardright now
Everyday no day off
Dam am up by 7am
Out the door
Love it!!!!!!😂😂😂😂😂 Some time u gotta make a point!!!
Hahaha. My buddy made a 💩 sandwich. Nobody ever stole it again😅.
You don't even have to actually do it, just say you did - same effect. 😂
Had puke where I used to work with a problem of keeping hands to self!! So I made a special filling for a few days and then I put the dog shit in the sandwich and he got a bit hungry and ate the whole thing.. I had HR down to the lunch room and said that there is a problem with lunch thieves and I have taken a step to stop the Goddam jerk and he got what he deserved and Ohh by the way he now has not just eaten dog shit - but he has tape worms as well and I hope he enjoys what he ate.. I was asked to leave the job and never say anything about what had happened!! I told them " no can do" l need to get the word out as to what the bull shit this company is trying to get away with and the fact that they let you know what was going on and you did nothing... and my lawyer wants to have a talk with you about the consequences of your actions and the compensation for the damages!!!! I got a nice chunk of cash and a new job over 1500 miles away... No lunch thieves here and you will lose your job if you do...
You did what you had to do ☺️
You silly!!!!!!!!!!
LoL😂 I might shit peanut butter and jelly just to be kind add some honey
The play is to do tge speech but say "There is enough rat poison in there to kill most children and it will make adults real real sick".Of course the sandwich is totally free of poison BUT THE THIEF DOES NOT KNOW THAT.
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That crazy
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working on my new less dramatic channel this is just gonna be my entertainment channel the others were evidence and some old Prince and Michael Jackson experience
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That is not funny, somebody did that on a job I used to work at!!!😡
Ain't no telling when u see these I got a movie script called Medusa's blue dress and one called Catfish it must be Syfy like me or it just ain't a movie I hate looking normal it's depressing that's just me wtf is Frank is this even your account tell Tyler Perry he better quit basing movies on me without paying lol I'm in Seattle it's got better scenery and beaches
I don't know what to do go back to the other page
😅😂you are just soooooo bad
why no semen?
Is this a-train’s brother?
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