Armstrong got fed up with desperado

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  • @MrldDaDoge
    @MrldDaDoge Рік тому +1727

    Seeing Armstrong with acrobatic abilities and monkeying around is a horrifying thought

    • @sorurus7552
      @sorurus7552 Рік тому +265

      He used to do college cheerleading as well. Could've gone pro if he didn't join up

    • @RAIDEN-HP
      @RAIDEN-HP Рік тому +20

      That doesnt make sence sor

    • @MrldDaDoge
      @MrldDaDoge Рік тому +92

      @@RAIDEN-HP A dude who’s basically maxed out on strength, with speed being the last priority..moving around like it’s a jungle gym

    • @Skibidatiousgyatt
      @Skibidatiousgyatt 11 місяців тому +39

      He played college ball you know

    • @israelrodriguesdosreis1798
      @israelrodriguesdosreis1798 7 місяців тому +34

      Try university of Texas bro,he also have a good speechs writer.

  • @cyanideytcuriousseadoggo
    @cyanideytcuriousseadoggo Рік тому +260

    “You know What? Fuck this war I just want desperado dead!”

  • @engineer...234
    @engineer...234 Рік тому +921

    monsoon:wtf senator why you here
    Senator armstrong:why not stick around and find out?

    • @thekingofangel777
      @thekingofangel777 Рік тому +82

      After a long fight.....
      monsoon : WHY CANT I HIT YOU ??!!
      Armstrong : Nanomachine son

    • @theonev2159
      @theonev2159 Рік тому +16

      Senator: You should join the navi! Or else...

    • @lenoobxd
      @lenoobxd 11 місяців тому +7

      wouldnt monsoon just be able to abduct armstrong since magnet attracts iron
      and armstong’s nanomachines are most likely made out of magnetic substances

    • @sungusbox
      @sungusbox 8 місяців тому +14

      @@lenoobxd If this was the case, wouldn't monsoon have done so during his battle with Raiden?

    • @RealmsSMPStudios
      @RealmsSMPStudios 3 місяці тому +5

      @@sungusboxRaiden is still mostly carbon, and I have the feeling that the Nano machines also need a lot of Carbon too, and maybe a bit of silicon…

  • @Bmat-da-acoustic
    @Bmat-da-acoustic Рік тому +1569

    Imagine wanting to vote for a senator and the leaked footage is just him beating the shit out of a crime organization

    • @MetaFanWing
      @MetaFanWing Рік тому +422

      He has my vote.

    • @gaminginthelincolnyears
      @gaminginthelincolnyears Рік тому +63

      It's like he staged a fight between him and all the members of Desperado to make himself look good and get more votes, except it's not staged at all and he's actually beating the shit out of them

    • @senatorstevenarmstrong6703
      @senatorstevenarmstrong6703 Рік тому +217

      Mine as well

    • @PunishedSnakeV
      @PunishedSnakeV Рік тому +185

      ​@@senatorstevenarmstrong6703so you are gonna vote yourself?damn you got my vote

    • @loupblanc7944
      @loupblanc7944 Рік тому +110

      Bare handed mind you.

  • @hominhkhoi4016
    @hominhkhoi4016 9 місяців тому +118

    1:51 This proves that the senator is truly Armstrong.

  • @Aurora-bv1ys
    @Aurora-bv1ys Рік тому +645

    0:02 Husbands in 1950 when the soup is a bit cold

    • @orion_onion
      @orion_onion  Рік тому +170

      WHAT DO YOU MEAN THE STEAK GOT OVER COOKED, then processed to beat the living Christ out of her

    • @jorgeagusanchez2508
      @jorgeagusanchez2508 Рік тому +10

      ​@@orion_onionEn esa época si pasaba eso era una falta de respeto o algo así procediendo el marido a...

    • @jacplac97
      @jacplac97 Рік тому +85

      The soup is cold, and the salad is hot.

    • @meltedelevator
      @meltedelevator Рік тому +46

      @@jacplac97 how is that even possible?

    • @Sir-P-Pizza
      @Sir-P-Pizza Рік тому +43

      @@jacplac97 the pigeons wait to see what rots

  • @reenokop
    @reenokop Рік тому +993

    The story if Raiden hadn't intervened

    • @BrotherPark-sx3ok
      @BrotherPark-sx3ok 2 місяці тому +31

      What makes this perfect is that its not perfect :)

  • @Salutethesun2
    @Salutethesun2 Рік тому +186

    6:05 real life footage of a armstrong-nado

    • @anotherone3815
      @anotherone3815 2 місяці тому +16

      What armstrong be doing against me on sam dlc

  • @Benito675
    @Benito675 3 місяці тому +123

    Armstrong: "i want to end war as a business Jack!"
    Raiden: "then why the hell do you work with the guys that want the exact opposite?"
    Armstrong:

  • @personname-fw9jq
    @personname-fw9jq Рік тому +560

    i love how this entire video implies that senator armstrong actually has a completely invisible sword that he for some reason refuses to use against raiden metal gear

    • @WheatDos
      @WheatDos Рік тому +88

      Have you forgoten the nanomachines, son?

    • @polishstick0609
      @polishstick0609 2 місяці тому +42

      ​@@WheatDos Telekinesis wave generators, son ;)

    • @ericlizama8552
      @ericlizama8552 2 місяці тому +32

      That’s just his hand going chop-chop.

    • @maxwellboop
      @maxwellboop Місяць тому +15

      Nah, he got very sharp and strong nails 💅

    • @workablebob3168
      @workablebob3168 Місяць тому +1

      high frequency telekinesis

  • @black-peashooter
    @black-peashooter 2 місяці тому +107

    19:35 "titty twister" 😭😭🙏🙏

    • @The_D_ray
      @The_D_ray 8 днів тому

      "Nooo-aaarrrrghhhhh... !1!1!!!!1"
      * fucking dies *

  • @nuschi550
    @nuschi550 Місяць тому +35

    5:14
    "Armstrong is rapidly approaching your location"

  • @Gman20-v5b
    @Gman20-v5b Рік тому +418

    I never knew Armstrong had telekinesis.

  • @chaohunterdaniel3005
    @chaohunterdaniel3005 Рік тому +340

    He deals surprisingly little damage

    • @shadowspringtrap3122
      @shadowspringtrap3122 Рік тому +165

      He is holding back to have some fun.

    • @chaohunterdaniel3005
      @chaohunterdaniel3005 Рік тому

      Fair enough @@shadowspringtrap3122

    • @slient957
      @slient957 Рік тому +58

      it's no fun to just over kill something no? i'd play around myself also

    • @chaohunterdaniel3005
      @chaohunterdaniel3005 Рік тому +19

      @@slient957Well, yes, but he still is like, as strong as the hf sword with no upgrades, or probably less

    • @namieblinker5922
      @namieblinker5922 2 місяці тому +6

      He forgot to use rippe-, I mean rage mode, yeah, rage mode.

  • @MetaFanWing
    @MetaFanWing Рік тому +169

    Monsoon: “So this is Jack’s terrifying true form?”

    • @iaminsideyourwalls2021
      @iaminsideyourwalls2021 Рік тому +36

      Jacked Jack

    • @Iskolya.
      @Iskolya. 2 місяці тому +19

      Jack "The Jacked" Jackson

    • @sonicszuetomyt5448
      @sonicszuetomyt5448 2 місяці тому +8

      Imagine if Jack got his nanomachines for himself after zandatsu-ing his nanomachine heart and basically becoming Prophet in crysis 4

    • @RayanHesa
      @RayanHesa 2 місяці тому

      15:08 yes

  • @johnparker2641
    @johnparker2641 Рік тому +180

    11:23 AWOOP

  • @sonicszuetomyt5448
    @sonicszuetomyt5448 Рік тому +69

    0:45 Lmao my man Armstrong got some moves 😂

    • @MakoFGC
      @MakoFGC 2 місяці тому +10

      He played college ball, you know

    • @gigachad1925
      @gigachad1925 Місяць тому

      ​@@MakoFGCin cushy eye league school

    • @croc343
      @croc343 Місяць тому +2

      He is just a Baki character at this point

  • @popsickle_
    @popsickle_ Місяць тому +17

    0:36 HES SO STRONG HE DIDNT EVEN NEED NANO MACHINES TO PARRY A STEAMING KNIFE WITH THE ENDS OF HIS SHOULDERS

  • @Salutethesun2
    @Salutethesun2 Рік тому +63

    4:47 armstrong: do i look like a "jack" to you?

    • @Benito675
      @Benito675 3 місяці тому +6

      "sorry, force of habit"

  • @tomzdeluxe
    @tomzdeluxe Рік тому +128

    "DONT FUCK WITH THIS SENATOR" -armstrong prolly

    • @windmaster9
      @windmaster9 6 місяців тому +1

      Indeed he caught me in mid air when I fought him

    • @hughshax5903
      @hughshax5903 5 місяців тому

      0:48

  • @phillip9798
    @phillip9798 Рік тому +77

    Hearing Armstrong call Monsoon a little shit and shit rock him is something I didn't know I needed in life. Much like the heavyweight bout of Armstrong and Sundowner.

  • @liyyufirdaus5622
    @liyyufirdaus5622 Рік тому +194

    9:00 Monsoon can kick without his legs on

    • @viencsui7303
      @viencsui7303 Рік тому +39

      Armstrong can cut without the sword too so this not surprise me much

    • @Benito675
      @Benito675 3 місяці тому +8

      *MAGNETIC FORCE STEVEN, NATURE'S FORCE!*

  • @RelentlessSketchStudios
    @RelentlessSketchStudios Рік тому +65

    When Senator Armstrong learns that his own henchmen are secretly plotting a rebellion against him:

  • @m1h3-ck8kr
    @m1h3-ck8kr 2 місяці тому +38

    15:09 goodness Armstrong looks terrifying

  • @DemlogYT
    @DemlogYT 7 місяців тому +50

    16:31 Sam: Not again

    • @Benito675
      @Benito675 3 місяці тому +17

      "you passed the interview, *now are you ready for a promotion?"*

    • @Alex169o
      @Alex169o 2 місяці тому +7

      ​@@Benito675 this time sam will lose his other arm (or atleast his life)

  • @urfavouritexboxgamer
    @urfavouritexboxgamer Рік тому +91

    17:03 the most epic moment of the video tbh

  • @Ddede_02
    @Ddede_02 Рік тому +46

    I carved my own path
    You followed your wrath
    But maybe we both the *same*

    • @cyanideytcuriousseadoggo
      @cyanideytcuriousseadoggo Рік тому +4

      The world has turned and so many have burned
      But nobody is to blane

    • @Ddede_02
      @Ddede_02 Рік тому +5

      Yet staring across barren wasted land
      I fell New life will be born
      Beneath the blood-stained sand
      Beneath the blood-stained sand

  • @Youtuber24683
    @Youtuber24683 2 місяці тому +15

    Armstrong became (even more) so macho-manly, he grew metal muttonchops at 12:34.

  • @cyberstorm_789
    @cyberstorm_789 Рік тому +102

    yo this is sick. can't wait until you're tf2 mod comes out take you're time

  • @lautarotoloza7583
    @lautarotoloza7583 Рік тому +23

    I love that by having the regeneration and without Raiden with blademode to stop you it's like playing a lore accurate Armstrong

  • @RedLSBtheTitaniumStorm
    @RedLSBtheTitaniumStorm Рік тому +47

    *("Don't f with this Hulked out Rad StrongArm Senator!!!!!")*

  • @PunishedSnakeV
    @PunishedSnakeV Рік тому +20

    Armstrong:Plan B you are all fired

    • @croc343
      @croc343 Місяць тому +2

      Regular manager: brings his employees in his office to let them know they are fired easily
      Armstrong: slaughters everyone in anime styled fights

  • @LegoWhisbecauseyes
    @LegoWhisbecauseyes Рік тому +48

    Leaked footage of Armstrong hiring Desperado's members:

  • @skarodexttm8249
    @skarodexttm8249 2 місяці тому +9

    17:02 The impact was strong that it broke the boulder!!? 😮
    Damn, what can that blade NOT do???

  • @ABV8OOT
    @ABV8OOT Місяць тому +8

    01:20
    so the armstrong was a darksouls player, this will be explain the source of its powers

  • @pmchad
    @pmchad Рік тому +52

    the mistral fight is literally just the player beating the shit out of a woman

    • @orion_onion
      @orion_onion  Рік тому +43

      average metal gear fan when they see a women

    • @pmchad
      @pmchad Рік тому +1

      @@orion_onion "oh look that woman is looking at me all sexy like"
      X-X-Y-X-X-X
      *Blade mode*
      Second phase
      X-X-X-X-Y-X-Y
      *Blade mode even more*
      Third Phase
      Cool ass music amps up
      X-X-Y-Y-Y-X-X-X
      Hit Y+B in time
      Freeze the woman
      *Blade mode the fuck out of her*
      "Close one"

    • @fard_blaster69
      @fard_blaster69 Рік тому +2

      real

    • @sonofastudstudios4552
      @sonofastudstudios4552 11 місяців тому +15

      It’s even funnier since mistral canonically has a crush on Armstrong

    • @neverbeganforme
      @neverbeganforme 7 місяців тому +4

      @@orion_onionme asf tbh

  • @bananadaily2317
    @bananadaily2317 10 місяців тому +8

    i imagine after armstrong won he would’ve ended world marshal and there child soldiers

  • @joaquintojeiro4510
    @joaquintojeiro4510 5 місяців тому +9

    16:37 this is a canonic fight

  • @skyblockiankurai3595
    @skyblockiankurai3595 Рік тому +12

    I like how he has to stop and get rid of Sundowner's shield so he won't beat him to dead at fucking invincible phase

  • @Bluebattlermate
    @Bluebattlermate Рік тому +7

    Monsoon: STOP HEALING
    Armstrong: do something about it

  • @unendheitthefirst7062
    @unendheitthefirst7062 Рік тому +21

    Armstrong: hey guys look at this cool healing move that also makes me invincible to everyone except jack

    • @Iskolya.
      @Iskolya. 2 місяці тому

      he just loves jack ❤

  • @TheVerySleepyCalmGuy
    @TheVerySleepyCalmGuy Рік тому +67

    Story after raidens defeat against Sam. Armstrong realized what he had done so he went to kill the desperado to fix the mistake he had done and will make America a better place a peaceful place his mission was he secretly joined Raiden’s team after his defeat he told them i will fix this and seem to find the true meaning of the desperado he will try to fix everything what he had done

    • @Valveiscool.
      @Valveiscool. 11 місяців тому +1

      He will truely make America great again

    • @vitorvale2662
      @vitorvale2662 9 місяців тому +1

      i cant understand a single word of that

    • @DatsuKyoraku
      @DatsuKyoraku 9 місяців тому +3

      ​@@vitorvale2662raiden die armstrong become good guy

    • @LeBoyBrando
      @LeBoyBrando 5 місяців тому +1

      ​@@vitorvale2662 Here with commas and punctuations:
      Story after raiden's defeat against Sam. Armstrong realized what he had done, so he went to kill the desperado, to fix the mistake he had done, and will make America a better place, a peaceful place. His mission was, he secretly joined raiden's team after his defeat. He told them "I will fix this" and seem to find the true meaning of the desperado. He will try to fix everything what he has done.

    • @vitorvale2662
      @vitorvale2662 5 місяців тому

      @@DatsuKyoraku Very simple, i see. Thx!

  • @personal5855
    @personal5855 Рік тому +14

    10:22 damn boie

  • @zombies5100
    @zombies5100 5 місяців тому +6

    Armstrong: Sundowner, unfortunately due to profit issues, I am gonna have to deduct my funds to you all.
    Sundowner: I didn't think you could be any crueler than that Senator...

  • @DanteDevilMayCry-d2t
    @DanteDevilMayCry-d2t 10 місяців тому +11

    How nice of them to wait for you to heal

  • @sonicszuetomyt5448
    @sonicszuetomyt5448 Рік тому +34

    15:09 OH MY GOD, WHAT IS THIS 💀💀💀💀💀, I LITERALLY BURSTED OUT LAUGHING 🎉😂 HAHAAAA-

  • @cooldude9640
    @cooldude9640 10 місяців тому +6

    Lowkey expected the Sam fight to be the one from the DLC but in Armstrong's perspective

    • @orion_onion
      @orion_onion  10 місяців тому +4

      honestly would be sick if that were a thing, i don't know if its possible but would be cool

  • @cirinosaldana4289
    @cirinosaldana4289 Рік тому +30

    Senator armstrong is using the fist that Sikorsky uses in baki, explaining why he was able to cut.

  • @Sillymothboi-n5s
    @Sillymothboi-n5s Рік тому +15

    I’ve just recently gotten into mgrr and I didint expect to find a new video. Nice!

    • @orion_onion
      @orion_onion  Рік тому +4

      Its a really good time to get into mgr, us in the modding community fully figured out how to model swap, now we can finally have walter white versus freddy fazzbear

    • @chaohunterdaniel3005
      @chaohunterdaniel3005 Рік тому

      Hell yea@@orion_onion

    • @Average_Crack_Addict
      @Average_Crack_Addict Рік тому +1

      ​@@orion_onionwe should just have the sourcecode already. That way we will have infinitive capabilities and i just know somebody will try to turn MGRR into a hentai dating game

  • @HereticYoshi
    @HereticYoshi 4 місяці тому +5

    I like to imagine that the blade mode for Armstrong is just him delivering a slap
    Like. Monsoon's lil head button? Slap that shit.
    Sundowner's shields? Just slap that shit

  • @TheBoss.-tq2vm
    @TheBoss.-tq2vm 6 місяців тому +8

    This makes me want a multiplayer fighting game where we fight each other as the characters from MGR and maybe other games.

  • @SwagMaster9004
    @SwagMaster9004 Рік тому +130

    This is extremely cursed
    And I love it

  • @bomb_boom
    @bomb_boom Рік тому +18

    Armstrong is so powerful if he pretends he has a sword he can cut with it

  • @Ataavci
    @Ataavci 2 місяці тому +10

    the really of how armstrong got his army

  • @trendyfinger7408
    @trendyfinger7408 4 місяці тому +10

    Damn, I need to try collage ball asap

  • @madmikefollower6939
    @madmikefollower6939 Місяць тому +3

    The Principle if he decided to take on the Cheerleader himself

  • @MR_GoldenRobloxian
    @MR_GoldenRobloxian Рік тому +8

    The fact he can just regenerate is so broken, if only you did the same amount of damage the actual Armstrong did

  • @joeltrekwars2162
    @joeltrekwars2162 Рік тому +24

    Bro, those Discord notifs during Monsoon had me double-checking my Discord lmao.

  • @agentomicron8148
    @agentomicron8148 Рік тому +5

    Armstrong is so powerful his fists are like a sword

  • @AmelpsXett
    @AmelpsXett Рік тому +58

    1:27 bro is slapping the GYATT

  • @Subjectivius
    @Subjectivius Рік тому +46

    armstrong with his little invisible sword

  • @KoraAzure
    @KoraAzure Рік тому +30

    4:01 excuse me
    W H A T ?

  • @OfficialDoctorHawk
    @OfficialDoctorHawk 2 місяці тому +2

    I'd like to imagine that sword mode is just Armstrong doing karate chops.
    I'd also like to imagine these fights only take so long for Armstrong because he's just toying with them.

    • @orion_onion
      @orion_onion  2 місяці тому +3

      And cause i’m shit at mgr

  • @bazukata3734
    @bazukata3734 Місяць тому +1

    Armstrong: FUCK ALL OF IT
    (Armstrong start destroing his life work)

  • @Ralsei815
    @Ralsei815 6 місяців тому +3

    His ideals gave my life meaning-Mistral
    Armstrongs ideals: beat the living crap out of everyone until they join

  • @chaohunterdaniel3005
    @chaohunterdaniel3005 Рік тому +8

    And you moving on sundowner's cutscene was hilarious

  • @EmSki45
    @EmSki45 6 місяців тому +15

    0:35 He stopped the blade with his damn back.

  • @Random_guy788
    @Random_guy788 11 місяців тому +2

    Don’t fuck with this senator!
    - Armstrong

  • @GuxttaZ
    @GuxttaZ Рік тому +30

    Why did I read despacito

  • @naz4258
    @naz4258 Рік тому +7

    sheessh i dont see this vid 15 hrs ago... cant belive this game still alive❤

    • @orion_onion
      @orion_onion  Рік тому +1

      It’s still alive due to the power of mods

  • @patrykkapl5144
    @patrykkapl5144 Місяць тому +2

    19:29 Telekinesis stab

  • @fishgod7535
    @fishgod7535 Рік тому +4

    Real men use their fists. Sometimes it doesn't work, but most of the time, it works wonders.

  • @aichi_d3a1
    @aichi_d3a1 Місяць тому

    14:30 There's just something comically funny about Sundowner just unleashing his kickass combo, only to get sucker-punched by Armstrong in the back and getting sent flying

  • @mpo2521_
    @mpo2521_ Рік тому +13

    Mistral: 💀

  • @Stupidplaceholdername
    @Stupidplaceholdername 6 місяців тому +4

    Monke Armstrong detected at 3:10

  • @kdogtheprotogen2716
    @kdogtheprotogen2716 Рік тому +4

    Senator so strong hes cutting stuff up with air lol

  • @AntiZ0o
    @AntiZ0o 3 місяці тому +6

    Sundowner got bullied bro 😭

  • @rodrigocofre693
    @rodrigocofre693 Рік тому +3

    Playable amnstrong is truly the perfect mod ever for MGR

  • @seeker6576
    @seeker6576 Рік тому +2

    So that's how Armstrong aligned with DESPERADO

  • @Leon_S._Kennedy
    @Leon_S._Kennedy Рік тому +6

    Armstrong is just too op 😂

  • @skippygh0st248
    @skippygh0st248 2 місяці тому +1

    Now it makes sense that Armstrong calls Raiden's sword a "nice knife" this man can slice meters of steel and iron with his BARE KNUCKLES

  • @rileymiller3154
    @rileymiller3154 Рік тому +1

    Senator Armstrong when he was in the quick time katana moments (literally grabs an invisible weapon)

  • @Straighter_than_a_line
    @Straighter_than_a_line Рік тому +18

    1:52 bro his armstrongs arm does not look very strong also 10:37 discord but 15:08 cursed

  • @Predicted756
    @Predicted756 Рік тому +3

    This Is Nanomachine Rising rn. 💀

  • @N-Nori
    @N-Nori Рік тому +3

    Invisible shock wave made by nanomachine💀

  • @TheBoss.-tq2vm
    @TheBoss.-tq2vm 6 місяців тому +3

    I think Armstrong should grow arm blades for blade mode

  • @TheMysteriousOne_V
    @TheMysteriousOne_V 3 місяці тому +1

    The way he was rolling around sundowner on his transformation😂

  • @_Xerota_
    @_Xerota_ Рік тому +5

    I gotta try this out, looks fun.

  • @juliusfebra4004
    @juliusfebra4004 Місяць тому

    17:01 Armstrong really have some intentions on that arm again

  • @EckoNike1
    @EckoNike1 2 місяці тому

    Armstrong really meant it when he said "Fuck ALL of it!"

  • @conair2786
    @conair2786 Рік тому +1

    "WELCOME TO MY UTOPIA OF DEATH!"
    discord sound

  • @LocalFilth
    @LocalFilth Рік тому +2

    Armstrong if he was both an acrobat and had the Force:

  • @ariesfaturrahman7982
    @ariesfaturrahman7982 2 місяці тому +1

    Armstrong can cut something using hand chop, is canon 😂
    Man don't need a sword, his hand is his sword 😂

  • @Real_Ray128
    @Real_Ray128 3 дні тому

    "DIE YOU LITTLE SHIT"-Dumbledore said calmly

  • @foxfire941
    @foxfire941 Рік тому +3

    Так вот почему эти злодеи ему подчиняются :)

  • @PANZERSARECOOL
    @PANZERSARECOOL Рік тому +1

    He's so... graceful...

  • @Lazarus_1.0
    @Lazarus_1.0 2 місяці тому

    Senator Armstrong if he realized, that he is just like me, trying to make history.

  • @waliedsalam2487
    @waliedsalam2487 Рік тому +4

    Armstrong getting his rematch with Sam

    • @orion_onion
      @orion_onion  Рік тому +5

      His final interview again?!?!???

  • @Bluebattlermate
    @Bluebattlermate Рік тому +2

    When Armstrong got to knew that sundowner love minors

  • @Idk69-b9w
    @Idk69-b9w Місяць тому +2

    Bro decided that it was time for some democracy