"Why There Are A Billion Indians" - MAZ JOBRANI (I Come In Peace)

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  • @Mazjobrani
    @Mazjobrani  Рік тому +5

    Check out my new comedy special on UA-cam for FREE! ua-cam.com/video/OtKhIhSgy78/v-deo.html

  • @thegoldenageboy
    @thegoldenageboy 3 роки тому +1161

    As an Indian we approved you as an comedian 😂 😂😂

  • @ankitvyas8941
    @ankitvyas8941 5 років тому +5994

    Just a caption on India can fetch you a million views dude. Wait for it
    Edit: This video was suggested to me again after 2 years and it was a sweet surprise to see so many likes! 🤗

    • @Hampudada
      @Hampudada 5 років тому +48

      Hahaaa...well said bhai

    • @afridi1026
      @afridi1026 5 років тому +27

      Million views but in response he will get 0.0000000000000000001%$....

    • @bhushan8616
      @bhushan8616 5 років тому +4

      This is what im going to comment but stopped seeing this.

    • @priyankagharat9124
      @priyankagharat9124 5 років тому +18

      yes true i clicked on this video just bcos he mentioned India in caption.

    • @trinayanakaushik811
      @trinayanakaushik811 5 років тому +4

      So true

  • @blazingblack1850
    @blazingblack1850 4 роки тому +2370

    Ever had a bad day?
    Think of that Pakistani guy....😂😂
    That too from an Iranian... 🤣🤣

    • @ANImeTHING3377
      @ANImeTHING3377 4 роки тому +134

      @Mr K lol..who said?? He made a joke on Pakistanis..oh wait, they already a joke

    • @wildae.
      @wildae. 4 роки тому +9

      @@ANImeTHING3377 really

    • @studyhelp1965
      @studyhelp1965 4 роки тому +37

      @@ANImeTHING3377 THEY DIDN'T KNOW ENGLISH.. BLOODY ILLITERATE FELLOW..😂

    • @Sauron2609
      @Sauron2609 3 роки тому +10

      @Harsh Gupta make their fun???
      Or make fun of them. Sounds like you making fun of yourself bro

    • @LemanMamiyeva
      @LemanMamiyeva 3 роки тому +7

      What’s wrong with Pakistanis? I didn’t get the joke

  • @ShobhitShuklaJi
    @ShobhitShuklaJi 5 років тому +4064

    After marrying an Indian Woman he became a Comedian

    • @tejaswani.2270
      @tejaswani.2270 5 років тому +72

      @@halfvolley11 you need Jesus.

    • @aparuparoy1703
      @aparuparoy1703 4 роки тому +111

      @@worldofsorrows5736 You are trying to say that Pakistanis aren't racist???

    • @worldofsorrows5736
      @worldofsorrows5736 4 роки тому +11

      @@aparuparoy1703 yeah ALHAMDULILAH far far better then you.we are not like you we dont have divide like you guys have like shoodera brehman daleet this and that have you not questiond your self before pointing fingure on pakistan or pakistani people why are you guys so obssesed

    • @aparuparoy1703
      @aparuparoy1703 4 роки тому +136

      @@worldofsorrows5736 like you guys give women equal rights, you aren't racists because everyone is a Muslim and in India there are many religious and it is diverse.

    • @worldofsorrows5736
      @worldofsorrows5736 4 роки тому +3

      @@aparuparoy1703 so you are saying women is opressed here ?i bet you have never seen videos on youtube which also unvail the truth behind that propeganda use your own mind my advice dont listen to media trash talks .and your other 2 answer yeah we have muslim mejorety countary.but that does not mean sikhs, hindus,kalash,bohri,etc are opressed here or muslims are raciest towards those people of faith.And i dont know why you think that only india is a diverse country 😕 just like hindu mejorety in india every one else is a minority if you agree or not because of your ignorence.same apply to pakistan.

  • @himanshusirohi2403
    @himanshusirohi2403 5 років тому +811

    Indian gene is dominant 😂😂😂😂🙏👍 laughing so hard

    • @rahulchaubey4222
      @rahulchaubey4222 2 роки тому +4

      U r not laughing u r proud.

    • @ReligioCritic
      @ReligioCritic 2 роки тому

      @@rahulchaubey4222 Don't ruin the joke dum*ass. Let people laugh.

  • @sanjaycomedy
    @sanjaycomedy 5 років тому +3434

    i’m indian and a comedian and i approve this joke

  • @SurajSharma-bw7fv
    @SurajSharma-bw7fv 4 роки тому +1855

    How to attract Indians : just put 'indian' word on thumbnail.

    • @nw3877
      @nw3877 4 роки тому +64

      I'm sure it works for any country. Only difference is we got more population so more views.

    • @dOVERanalyst
      @dOVERanalyst 4 роки тому +10

      Seriously . God damn. I'm gonna change all my 100 video titles

    • @surbhi9014
      @surbhi9014 4 роки тому +3

      @@dOVERanalyst 😂😂...👍

    • @surbhi9014
      @surbhi9014 4 роки тому +4

      Ya... I'm.just gonna.stop.watching those 😂 because no that great content in most of videos about India...it's just name is there only.....🙄.. 👍👍

    • @SurajSharma-bw7fv
      @SurajSharma-bw7fv 4 роки тому

      @@dOVERanalyst 😂

  • @mehtabkausar
    @mehtabkausar 5 років тому +1971

    Love Iran from India..

    • @tomadams3528
      @tomadams3528 5 років тому +49

      He didn't say....." Sharma ".
      He said ... "Shawerma".
      You .......... shish kebab.

    • @tomadams3528
      @tomadams3528 5 років тому +5

      @Deserve Not Desire I know.
      I was hungry Not angry.
      That's what Cali weed does to U.
      Now you making me hungry for some American and Russian food.
      Russian kabab it's.
      Much Love from California.

    • @vahidmovahedi3538
      @vahidmovahedi3538 5 років тому +29

      Right back at you ❤

    • @miss55apple
      @miss55apple 5 років тому +12

      Vahid Movahedi ZINDABAD 🇮🇷🇮🇷🇮🇷

    • @zeeshanahmed2494
      @zeeshanahmed2494 4 роки тому +4

      This is your interest. Not love.. Shame

  • @vegitouchiha2499
    @vegitouchiha2499 5 років тому +4154

    If you ever feel bad in your life, just think of being that Pakistani.
    EDIT - my comment section is getting toxic. Reply with 'F' and make it 500 comments so that nobody can reply then 😂.

    • @Moreaditya97
      @Moreaditya97 5 років тому +48

      😂😂

    • @nikkixeus
      @nikkixeus 5 років тому +282

      @@yasirakbar453 over confidence tum porkiyon ko jaldi marwaayega Inshaallah

    • @technicalmentor5192
      @technicalmentor5192 5 років тому +67

      Sagar lakra indian is a breed that we ruled 1000 years being a minority 😂😂

    • @technicalmentor5192
      @technicalmentor5192 5 років тому +38

      Sagar lakra liers. i know indian media is proved to be number one fake news media

    • @nikkixeus
      @nikkixeus 5 років тому +274

      @@technicalmentor5192 chutiye tu ek converted muslim hai , mughalo ne tumhe danda maar maar kar muslim banaya ,sharam karo sirf 22 karod awaam 132 karod awaam ko challenge karega 🤣🤣 tumlogon ke comments sunke mashaallah hamara din ban jata hai
      hahahahahahahaha

  • @pupunjena1862
    @pupunjena1862 5 років тому +513

    every foreigner knows only one dish from india---chicken tikka masala..........where as hundreds of dishes are there which taste better than chicken tikka masala

    • @dan23233
      @dan23233 5 років тому +1

      taste only for your tongue.

    • @rhna8298
      @rhna8298 5 років тому +10

      Funny thing is its not even an indian dish. Its a persian/Pakistani/Afghani dish. Indians eat daal/palak/dosa /paneer.

    • @thucydides5233
      @thucydides5233 5 років тому +8

      Chicken Tikka Masala is a British invention.

    • @user-bm9cv9vn2k
      @user-bm9cv9vn2k 4 роки тому +7

      @T Erhhh there is way more than that... Try *Palak(spinach)/Masala Paneer* Mushroom curry, Chana masala, Sev sabji, and many more.
      Roughly more than 40%(maybe60) are vegetarian.

    • @jeeshan1240
      @jeeshan1240 4 роки тому +1

      @Thunder Star lmao that was savage duxe

  • @hitarthjoshi4976
    @hitarthjoshi4976 5 років тому +458

    Every youtubers strategy right now:- Just mention the word "Indian" in your thumbnail get views flowing in!! 😏

    • @Taliban.The.Hyperpower
      @Taliban.The.Hyperpower 5 років тому +11

      The same with Trump, saying Modi is great and get all American Indian vote for next election ;D

    • @hitarthjoshi4976
      @hitarthjoshi4976 5 років тому +16

      @@Taliban.The.Hyperpower True 😂 there was a time when Indian Election were controlled by Russia & USA now its the opposite bcoz of our population!!😂

    • @Mr_Big369
      @Mr_Big369 5 років тому +6

      That's how great India is for youtubers, treat them well and you become millionaire, treat them wrongly, and you become bankrupt overnight!

    • @tiyabharati540
      @tiyabharati540 4 роки тому +4

      @@Mr_Big369 not great but damn useful , we are helping them to earn money

    • @Taliban.The.Hyperpower
      @Taliban.The.Hyperpower 4 роки тому

      @divya pandey can't really blame him, he's a successful business man.. and a successful politician.. to climb the very ladder he's now, you gotta play game.. that's how democracy works..

  • @sayantanbasu06
    @sayantanbasu06 5 років тому +1590

    Please visit India, we're eagerly waiting for a show. ❤

    • @theimmortalhunter
      @theimmortalhunter 5 років тому +43

      @@turki__aothman7992 I was but then I unsubscribed
      I liked him better when his channel was purely gaming
      I don't like meme review

    • @Blackfire970
      @Blackfire970 5 років тому +3

      So true

    • @sayantanbasu06
      @sayantanbasu06 5 років тому +14

      @@turki__aothman7992 I had been a subscriber from 11M

    • @abhisheksingh9731
      @abhisheksingh9731 5 років тому +49

      @@turki__aothman7992 Come on men you really think 1. 3 billion Indians cares about this tseries vs pewdepie issue? Half of them even don't know about it

    • @piontropechetrini5640
      @piontropechetrini5640 5 років тому +17

      Well, I'm going next year, but, I don't know if I can put up a show. I'm going for the food and to learn from one of the most old civilizations in the world.

  • @AnilSharma-wm1ip
    @AnilSharma-wm1ip 4 роки тому +128

    नमस्ते सदा वत्सले मातृभूमे त्वया हिन्दुभूमे सुखं वर्धितोहम्।
    महामङ्गले पुण्यभूमे त्वदर्थे पतत्वेष कायो नमस्ते नमस्ते॥ 🙏

  • @camilletan1701
    @camilletan1701 5 років тому +168

    That's why we love America cuz people from different countries live in this land and have so much fun! Thank you!

    • @Raja_The_King_Rajan
      @Raja_The_King_Rajan 2 роки тому

      I believe, they are ridiculing their own country/people to make the American people happy in the name of stand up comedy..Is that good ???

  • @allexmza6675
    @allexmza6675 4 роки тому +31

    Im Indian , Great india
    Indians brought you more likes and view

  • @Modassirhassan10
    @Modassirhassan10 3 роки тому +58

    Just a caption can fetch him 22 lakhs views! You're earning because of us dude 🇮🇳😂

  • @Hjhalni
    @Hjhalni 5 років тому +559

    Looks like Russell peter had a grown up kid in the same industry 😅😅

    • @karadagabdussamed724
      @karadagabdussamed724 5 років тому +1

      Russel Peters and Mose are very creative

    • @gustlightfall
      @gustlightfall 4 роки тому +4

      @@vtp349 Yet he's way relevant than you will ever be your entire life. So people doesn't share your opinion cause majority find him funny.

    • @MrSivansuresh
      @MrSivansuresh 4 роки тому +4

      @@vtp349 I am an Indian. Russel Peters is rude and racist.

    • @everythingisawesome2903
      @everythingisawesome2903 3 роки тому

      Russell Peters is so cringeworthy

  • @alikartal8426
    @alikartal8426 4 роки тому +52

    The origin of "Shwarma" is a Turkish word, which is "chevirme". It literally means to "turn around". For example, you turn a rack of lamb, or a chicken, or a shank. In Turkish all of these are called "chevirme". Another variant is the Turkish "doner". "Doner" means "it turns". In Greece it is called "gyro" which also means to turn something or something that turns. If you keep turning a piece of meat next to or above fire, it is called "chevirme", because "chevirme" in Turkish means "turning". Keep turning and churning, we love you Maz!

    • @thunderstraw864
      @thunderstraw864 3 роки тому

      Thank you sir for your piece of information. Here in india, shawarma has been adopted as a cuisine served in almost every restaurant (except vegetarian) especially here in the southern part of india, a state of kerala. Which has a strong muslim presence, have many arabic and Turkish cuisine

    • @Deveshi.A.
      @Deveshi.A. 3 роки тому

      Thanks for explanation

  • @abhishekpriyanjankothari8907
    @abhishekpriyanjankothari8907 5 років тому +254

    "what's up with Pakistan" nailed it bhai.

    • @rostamsunny8802
      @rostamsunny8802 5 років тому +13

      Come find out what's up with Pakistan. Abhinandan came too.

    • @abhishekpriyanjankothari8907
      @abhishekpriyanjankothari8907 5 років тому +13

      @@rostamsunny8802 kya???

    • @CBbyamar
      @CBbyamar 3 роки тому +7

      Indians will be happy. their years of sponsoring terrorism in Pakistan. Atleast they get credit.. Thanks to Allah we are at peace now. :)

    • @CBbyamar
      @CBbyamar 3 роки тому +4

      @Atharv Pathak China gave you a nice cup of tea.. where was your army when they invaded india.. running like a lady eh?

    • @abhishekpriyanjankothari8907
      @abhishekpriyanjankothari8907 3 роки тому +25

      @@CBbyamar lol really at peace and that too Pakistan. Joke of the day. Whole south asia and world's terrorism is born in Pakistan which is totally opposite of your country's meaning 😂😂😂

  • @yellowlemon9308
    @yellowlemon9308 5 років тому +2004

    Imagine 1 billion Indian subscribers to T-series 😂

    • @ShubhamSingh-mn7yj
      @ShubhamSingh-mn7yj 5 років тому +78

      But there are only 500 million Internet users mate😂😂

    • @shantanus5493
      @shantanus5493 5 років тому +36

      LMN Trix . That's still growing rapidly

    • @ShubhamSingh-mn7yj
      @ShubhamSingh-mn7yj 5 років тому +32

      @@shantanus5493 But, it will take a decade atleast to grow to 1 billion.

    • @ManjeetSingh-uj3cm
      @ManjeetSingh-uj3cm 5 років тому +8

      @@ShubhamSingh-mn7yj u can make multiple ids

    • @sanjanajha5357
      @sanjanajha5357 5 років тому +31

      There are many westerner subscribers to t series too

  • @ShubhamSingh-dv6nb
    @ShubhamSingh-dv6nb 5 років тому +44

    1:47 same thing happened to me in Dubai. I am Indian.

  • @Mazjobrani
    @Mazjobrani  5 років тому +8

    Re-Uploading some videos with enhancements from the previous version! Subscribe & Turn on notifications!

  • @badri1221
    @badri1221 5 років тому +127

    You are extremely funny, sir. You deserve a wider audience. Loads of love and admiration. I never miss a single video. Might I suggest that you post a full-length standup video?

    • @Mazjobrani
      @Mazjobrani  5 років тому +16

      thanks for subscribing +Badri Narayan!

    • @naturelover7979
      @naturelover7979 2 роки тому +1

      @@Mazjobrani Next make a video on why there are one billion Chinese.

  • @tormundgaint1022
    @tormundgaint1022 5 років тому +10

    I'm Somalian and whenever I meet a middle eastern they assume I speak Arabic. The struggle is real.. Arabic is the second language in Somalia, but not everyone can speak it fluently..

  • @abdulrahmanalshammari3859
    @abdulrahmanalshammari3859 4 роки тому +6

    I am from Kuwait and we all love you Maz. Please continue spreading laughter and peace. It’s very sad that Arabs and Middle easterners are portrayed negatively in the American media... People need to read and educate themselves about Arabs, Persians and Muslims scholars contributions during the high medieval period, the Islamic world was at its cultural peak, supplying information and ideas to Europe, via Al-Andalus, Sicily and the Crusader...

    • @warpdrive9229
      @warpdrive9229 3 роки тому +5

      Most scholars were Persian not Arabs. And the Persians took interest in all the science Indians kept to themselves, converted it to their own language understood it and sent it to Europe. So all the Islamic golden age is due to Indian knowledge that the Persians translated and spread it to Europe. Arabs were cool before Islam not after that!

    • @waqasrajput9145
      @waqasrajput9145 2 роки тому

      Yup .....
      You said great about the joker !
      You type about Muslim Culture but at the start of video he Disrespect the Muslim Majority nation so what do you think about that ???
      He is spreading hate not Laughter by Disrespecting A Muslim nation and he is the Grrat tool against A single nation ..
      But who cares .

  • @mukut5ul
    @mukut5ul 5 років тому +264

    Iran is one the best country. Whenever Indian visit Iran they get warm welcome and goid hospitality. You make fun of Iran

    • @aviralsingh7746
      @aviralsingh7746 5 років тому +12

      Love from India my guy

    • @rushilmisra4520
      @rushilmisra4520 5 років тому +8

      @@hammadahmad920 I bet you from Pakistan

    • @jay-babbasi9056
      @jay-babbasi9056 5 років тому +4

      Love India you fool!
      They are commiting genocide of Muslims in Kashmir.
      They are exiling 19 lac Bangladeshi refugees from India without any hesitation and planning

    • @paheligroundzero
      @paheligroundzero 5 років тому +19

      @@jay-babbasi9056 lol

    • @jay-babbasi9056
      @jay-babbasi9056 5 років тому +3

      @@paheligroundzero laugh all you you can because your religious terrorism is globally recognised.

  • @aasthabajaj7444
    @aasthabajaj7444 4 роки тому +14

    Ok ur wife Indian
    ....so we are relatives now 😂
    Great job...just subscribed

  • @salahuddeenpa8832
    @salahuddeenpa8832 2 роки тому +6

    Love Arabs , Pakistanis and love to my country from India, Kerala 🇮🇳🇮🇳🇮🇳🇮🇳🇮🇳🇮🇳🇮🇳🇮🇳🇮🇳🇮🇳🇮🇳🇮🇳🇮🇳🇮🇳🇮🇳🇮🇳

  • @dhruvpatel6735
    @dhruvpatel6735 5 років тому +51

    The way you trolled pakistani 🤣🤣🤣✌️👍
    Love from india ❤️

  • @akshayemaithani1541
    @akshayemaithani1541 4 роки тому +3

    This guy has a strong sense of humour which makes his personality so strong. Specially when he taunted that " Pakistani".

  • @cristianomessi7340
    @cristianomessi7340 5 років тому +40

    Mission chicken tikka masala is ongoing with the goal to make the whole world Indian by 2025.

    • @sannynic
      @sannynic 5 років тому +2

      cristiano messi hahaha no dude it's never gonna happen. They aren't on any such Misson

    • @cristianomessi7340
      @cristianomessi7340 5 років тому +2

      @@sannynic you are going to become Indian soon. Hahaa

    • @vickybadwal9703
      @vickybadwal9703 4 роки тому +2

      @@cristianomessi7340 let me tell you one thing messi is better then Ronaldo 😜

    • @srujanabanerji8349
      @srujanabanerji8349 4 роки тому

      @@sannynic hehe don't be so sure.....

    • @thunderstraw864
      @thunderstraw864 3 роки тому

      @@vickybadwal9703 kid everybody knows this...there is no debate. Guess you have just started watching fooball

  • @ravichandra2705
    @ravichandra2705 5 років тому +13

    I am from Sri Lanka. I really enjoy your programs. Keep going god bless you.

  • @casualnorm
    @casualnorm 4 роки тому +59

    Indians cool
    Indians define goodness
    I am lucky to be Indian

    • @cosmictruth3600
      @cosmictruth3600 4 роки тому +4

      Kinjongla Mrs I am lucky to be indian but unlucky to be in India still ... I just wanna get outa this shit but as luck would have it ... it’s fckd in my case

    • @swarajnachare6257
      @swarajnachare6257 4 роки тому

      @@hnys7976 you mean Pakistanis then yes!!

    • @hnys7976
      @hnys7976 4 роки тому

      Pakistanis are not gay. Go Pakistan and try and be gay look what happens.

    • @swarajnachare6257
      @swarajnachare6257 4 роки тому

      @@hnys7976 No democracy right!!!!:-)

    • @rishroxx8883
      @rishroxx8883 4 роки тому

      @@hnys7976 lol no democracy
      ..fckin prison

  • @owningcat558
    @owningcat558 2 роки тому +2

    Whenever someone say pakistani
    That "yeah I'm pax-taani yuh " guy pope up in my head🤣

  • @ashishkumar6084
    @ashishkumar6084 4 роки тому +21

    This guy has immense amount of knowledge about world politics and international relationships.

  • @letusplant
    @letusplant 4 роки тому +3

    Because of ur wife Indian, ur children have good Hair....
    We Love and Respect you....

  • @recitermoon7974
    @recitermoon7974 5 років тому +280

    Aww love the Russian accent😂😂

    • @eugeneproff5404
      @eugeneproff5404 3 роки тому

      There was no Russian accent. He spoke in Russian, and, BTW, without any accent. Perfect Russian pronunciation.

    • @gogi2500
      @gogi2500 3 роки тому

      @@eugeneproff5404 ya durg

  • @pmajudge
    @pmajudge 5 років тому +17

    "LAUGHTER IS THE VERY BEST MEDICINE"LOVED IT ! GREAT STUFF !!!THE WORLD IS FAR TOO SERIOUS INDEED !!!FROM (U.K.)

  • @willifountain2988
    @willifountain2988 3 роки тому +4

    "INDIA" in tittle,....
    Le Indians: "We have been summoned"

  • @alphatango4447
    @alphatango4447 5 років тому +14

    Love u maaz may God bring u all the happiness and success in life load and loads of love from India God bless u and ur family

    • @Mazjobrani
      @Mazjobrani  5 років тому +2

      Thank you buddy likewise!

  • @kman8
    @kman8 5 років тому +5

    I just found my favourite comedian!! , quick, witty, confident and impressions, I have heard enough. Subscribed

  • @ggerales
    @ggerales Рік тому +1

    Maz, you give me so much joy. My son is half Iranian and he is such a brat : ) Thank you for all the laughs !

  • @kadambariprasad208
    @kadambariprasad208 Рік тому +2

    This guy is truly also Indian with those jabs at Pakistan 😁

  • @xb0x_sign_out
    @xb0x_sign_out 5 років тому +430

    LOL, so Pakistanis smashed their heads on the dislike button. 😆

    • @hannanfoodspvtltd4312
      @hannanfoodspvtltd4312 5 років тому +15

      Hey you ass, people like you donot understand stand up comedy actually. After Imran Khan got elected, he had been running behind stability with its neighbors so bcz of that Imran Khan has been visiting Iran and going for peace talks and running behind oil dealings. It was a joke which you failed to understand. Thats why Iran was highlighted bcz of Pakistan.

    • @tejenderchopra3244
      @tejenderchopra3244 5 років тому +36

      Muhammad Imran it’s not a joke when you the things being told are truth , you can laugh it off coz you people don’t give a fuck about 40000 terrorists still breathing on your soil. Hafeez saeed, Masood Azhar, Dawood ebrahim and the list goes. I would have laughed too but i recently read about your isi destroying a whole nation called Afghanistan for your vested interest. You guys are fighting Iran coz they are Shia country and pak a sunni majority. India i don’t even need to mention , ask your politicians and terrorists about Gazwa e Hind which is your international relation policy. I would have laughed at the joke too and i did but it’s a fuckin irony !! I know there are good people too but when you dont take an initiative to stop these extremists you’re lowkey supporters to them .!! Peace talks and terror don’t go hand in hand bro, stop terrorism thn talk for peace!!

    • @dhara_madhav_twins_hai_hum
      @dhara_madhav_twins_hai_hum 5 років тому +16

      @@hannanfoodspvtltd4312 chutiye jihaadi maan kyu nhi leta besharam k tum pakistaniyo par har koi thookta chala jata h 🤣🤣 puri dunia me agar koi besharam qoum h to wo tum pakistani ho. hmari baat chhod hum log Moon and Mars par h ...tu jaa madarase me jihaad kar 🤣🤣🤣

    • @Serialthriller273
      @Serialthriller273 5 років тому

      I havnt and I'm American dude

    • @MrSamvirk
      @MrSamvirk 5 років тому +8

      alex vieru have you met a sikh yet??

  • @rikbhattacharya5019
    @rikbhattacharya5019 5 років тому +99

    Come to India !!! 🙏🙏🙏🙏🇮🇳🇮🇳🇮🇳🇮🇳

  • @largstation6550
    @largstation6550 3 роки тому +4

    اخي الحبيب ارجوا منك ترجمة الفيديوهات الى العربيه ليتسنى للمشاهد العربي مشاهدة حلقاتك ومتابعة اعمالك والتعرف على ابداعاتك واخيرا شكرا لك على اعمالك الرائعه

  • @yashverma2328
    @yashverma2328 3 роки тому +7

    India: we have brilliant doctors and engineers.
    Iran : we have fuel
    Pakistan : we have many great terrorists.😂

  • @shivangisrivastava1257
    @shivangisrivastava1257 4 роки тому +46

    I felt happy when he called us dominating genes. Now is the time when world sees India as a powerful country and pay us our due respect. 😊

  • @hessaaldereih1922
    @hessaaldereih1922 4 роки тому +6

    This guy is gold... PERIOD.

  • @ahmadafzal1918
    @ahmadafzal1918 5 років тому +25

    Great Work man
    Been binge watching your stuff
    Would recommend Sharing more anecdotes which make the show more fun tbh

  • @syrianrami1
    @syrianrami1 5 років тому +55

    Greetings from Syria
    Best comedian ever!!
    Syrians and Iranians are great friends❤💚

    • @JoseGarcia-ww1bn
      @JoseGarcia-ww1bn 5 років тому

      What about palisyians

    • @piontropechetrini5640
      @piontropechetrini5640 5 років тому +2

      GOD Bless Syria, Iran and all the Middle East countries. FUCK THE USA!!!

    • @dariusmirzajani7268
      @dariusmirzajani7268 5 років тому +1

      kylephantom4
      Yes Afghanistan Iran and Syria

    • @sahilrahman14
      @sahilrahman14 5 років тому

      What about Wadiya 😂

    • @miss55apple
      @miss55apple 5 років тому

      sheyma mysam hey y’all forgetting South Asia! I wish all Middle East countries would unite against the west accept Saudi and some uae countries because they are not to be trusted

  • @mohanvvip
    @mohanvvip 4 роки тому +1

    My roommate in during my college days was Iranian, that's when we learnt how similar our cooking was - anyway mughlai chicken came via Persia. And like that burnt rice from the bottom of the pot.

  • @benchang1022
    @benchang1022 3 роки тому +7

    Geopolitics and comedy. Golden! Love you maz. I’m a Korean American and I love seeing minorities slaying on the mic!

  • @michaelfung4629
    @michaelfung4629 5 років тому +1

    Wow so true, I'm Chinese, my brother is married to an Indian. Both kids are Indian, no trace of Asian in them.

  • @aghaalirazapathan475
    @aghaalirazapathan475 5 років тому +9

    Ahaan Pakistan is making so much trouble now days.... Just ask any Indian abt MiG 😂😂

    • @adflix424
      @adflix424 5 років тому +6

      @@amersiraz7455 Your army is so strong that 90,000 had to surrender 👏👏👏

    • @scorpionking8493
      @scorpionking8493 3 роки тому +1

      Where is east pakistan😂

  • @admuscat3025
    @admuscat3025 5 років тому +21

    This man is brilliant

  • @rick9977015
    @rick9977015 3 роки тому +4

    Been a long time fan. I seriously thought you were Mexican for the longest time. Great vids keep them coming

  • @shashwatagarwal7067
    @shashwatagarwal7067 4 роки тому +18

    He's getting views because of India in title. 🇮🇳🇮🇳

  • @RollNo_21
    @RollNo_21 5 років тому +4

    After Seeing this..my stomach is like "Yalaa Yalaa"🤣✌️

  • @shrey31ify
    @shrey31ify 5 років тому +18

    Waise India ka jawab nahi 😍

  • @ghafoorsiyal8106
    @ghafoorsiyal8106 5 років тому +2

    well.. i am Pakistani and i am proud of my identity, my country... yes our political leaders have made blunders in past and have landed us in troubled waters and bad name but i do not hate my country and my nation neither do i hate India.. Well I think we are more like India than any country in the world.. so Indians please do not hate us, because your hate makes us to hate you guys even more.. because we go defensive psychologically keeping in view your large country with large resources, so please don't hate us because we are more like you guys.. Sometimes i wonder that my grandfather who was Sindhi and born in 1935, he was Indian up until 1947 this makes me feel weird. i wonder we were one nation until we parted our ways, now here we are almost enemies... lets learn from History, at one time Germany, France and U.K were biggest enemies of one another.. they killed millions of each other, fought two world wars destroyed each other.. But Now they are so cordial and friendly to each other..
    do we have to go the same way?.. lets learn from history.. it is my dream that our eastern border with India (and all other borders) should be without fences and we come and go without Visa just Like European Union countries.. yes we can do it if we want to do it.. India has to shed the hegemonic gestures and Pakistan has to stop seeing India as a threat..

  • @rajivbagga9565
    @rajivbagga9565 3 роки тому +5

    One 4 minute episode makes my day Maz !!! God bless.

  • @sesha-d5b
    @sesha-d5b 3 роки тому +2

    Spat my coffee when he went _yalalalalala_ 😂 Dude's extremely funny ngl

  • @deepeshdas9968
    @deepeshdas9968 5 років тому +9

    Indians might have felt so good when they saw how u responded about their deed these days 😂😂😘

  • @adwaitjayantrane9697
    @adwaitjayantrane9697 4 роки тому +1

    Evacuate the city, engage all defences, get this man a shield & give this man subscribers!

  • @gianlucarocca1511
    @gianlucarocca1511 3 роки тому +5

    Bro you and fluffy are my favourite comedians, god of comedy !!

  • @IGSTUDIO
    @IGSTUDIO 2 роки тому +2

    Word INDIAN is so catchy lets use this in thumbnail

  • @sajeeshopto3045
    @sajeeshopto3045 4 роки тому +2

    Such a nice man... love south india kerala

  • @VK_BeautifulLife
    @VK_BeautifulLife Рік тому +6

    As an Indian I approve of this guy as a comedian, he is fantastic! Also love to the Iranian women who are leading the revolution there today with immense courage!

  • @mohamadrfawaz4859
    @mohamadrfawaz4859 5 років тому +1

    You should watch our comedians roasting your countries too 😂😂😂😂

  • @wkeklaalal1577
    @wkeklaalal1577 3 роки тому +8

    I'm a pure American Indian (red indian)❣️

  • @manteshsharma3863
    @manteshsharma3863 5 років тому +1

    First 20 sec.
    Indians are so happy with you man . Come to India, we might will give you a big position in ministry.

  • @dedman8884
    @dedman8884 5 років тому +5

    That Arab part was the best 🤣🤣🤣

  • @bharatshetty9560
    @bharatshetty9560 2 роки тому

    Brilliant! You are amazing, first time I watched your video and I am impressed!
    I am always for great sense of humour that defies religion, culture and national boundaries.
    Please keep it up, you are amazing.

  • @georgeisaak5321
    @georgeisaak5321 5 років тому +3

    Humor and peace , the two best things in the world !!!!

  • @jeetchaudhari6440
    @jeetchaudhari6440 2 роки тому +1

    Loved how you trolled Pakistani🤣

  • @durranay
    @durranay 3 роки тому +4

    Hey man you are one kickass hilarious guy. Love your shows !!

  • @varunaviishukla6415
    @varunaviishukla6415 2 роки тому +1

    Half of the Indians must be watching you 🤣

  • @RefuseTheFallingRain
    @RefuseTheFallingRain 5 років тому +7

    Just bought tickets for Amsterdam! Can't wait :D

  • @mohamedben3479
    @mohamedben3479 2 роки тому +1

    Algeria is a mystery to the world, you know that when Maz Jobrani doesn't have a joke about it 😂😂😂

  • @gopnikduckman6822
    @gopnikduckman6822 5 років тому +14

    At 1:07 u can hear the same laugh three times sounds like a witch sounds like a laugh track

  • @sidhantpatil8141
    @sidhantpatil8141 3 роки тому +1

    First 22 seconds in Video He Insulted Pakistan 😂😂👍👍

  • @thapliyal_jii
    @thapliyal_jii 3 роки тому +1

    Indian in the title
    Indians:emergency metting

  • @rudaynahussein4711
    @rudaynahussein4711 5 років тому +82

    😂😂 we have the best shawarma here in Syria.. you'd love it

  • @mauryabhavsar7469
    @mauryabhavsar7469 4 роки тому +1

    How should we practice/ become confident before we starting like in events??

  • @racistengineer3517
    @racistengineer3517 5 років тому +9

    Reason : indian genes are dominant.. 😂😂😂

    • @hnys7976
      @hnys7976 4 роки тому

      @Kubra Shaikh Because they are gaeeee

  • @Arya-cs7kj
    @Arya-cs7kj 3 роки тому +2

    0:45 I find it funny and so true. I mean we did the same thing with 'Maggi: 2mins noodles'.

  • @yello8273
    @yello8273 2 роки тому +5

    Fun Fact: The word 'India' can give you millions of views

  • @vinzanity68
    @vinzanity68 3 роки тому +1

    If only we all have a sense of humor like Maz, no one would ever feel insulted and go to war😁

  • @ThegreatGladi
    @ThegreatGladi 3 роки тому +6

    0:23 is that doctor Mike laughing??😕

  • @divyanshurai4206
    @divyanshurai4206 5 років тому +2

    He can be a good Indian brand ambassador 😂😂😂

  • @kapilved2349
    @kapilved2349 5 років тому +3

    Love from India ❤️

  • @marketmail49
    @marketmail49 3 роки тому +1

    Hello from India.
    Got here from your Ted show.

  • @raghavjay9691
    @raghavjay9691 5 років тому +5

    0:51 where exactly did she put that food?

  • @champianvlogfamilytv3645
    @champianvlogfamilytv3645 4 роки тому +2

    Shawarma with Chicken Tikka Masala from Lahore Punjab Pakistan tastes amazingly good.

  • @saurabhmishra2363
    @saurabhmishra2363 3 роки тому +3

    I'm Indian and I loved that joke about Pakistan more than ours .

  • @narendrakandari88
    @narendrakandari88 4 роки тому +1

    Salam-wale-kum yallla yalla suarma.....hahahaha...Maz and Russel peter are the best comedians

  • @jacobbhattacharjee2820
    @jacobbhattacharjee2820 2 роки тому +3

    I'm an Indian
    And this is crazy 😂

  • @indiantravellers5448
    @indiantravellers5448 2 роки тому

    I m from india ... Your videos are awesome and your speaking quality voice wonderful... And funny and freemind love it