How To Cope In A World Of Idiots. Jessi Campbell - Full Special
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- Опубліковано 14 гру 2024
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I love her confidence, and that her self-deprecating isn't over the top. Some use it as a crutch, including myself. She's got the perfect balance of the two, with just the right amount of energy. Loved her entire set.
Man she would be a riot for a friend
Love her energy too
I can't say it better! *Juuuust enough self-deprecation. I agree that she's something of a role model, for me and my limping self-esteem!
Your right but my instinct has me yelling you look fine at the screen
Great comment.
I’m getting recommendations from dry bar that I had never seen and I’m so glad!!! This is hysterical and taking out the vulgarity actually produces insanely funny and clever comedians. I love it.
Have you seen Gabriel Iglesias? He's the best, and doesn't swear 😀
Check out Joe Devito. 35 min of continual hysterical laughing.
One of the ORIGINAL funny comics is TOM DREESEN. He has been around before there was a Dry Bar comedy.
Check him out here in UA-camLand. Great stories and funny wit. He's still with us thank God. Love that man. He talks about his early days with Frank Sinatra. But he is funny without his Sinatra stories. Great man.
Yes. And there are many of them
She seems like that quality friend who you speak with after a long work day and she made your life a little bit happier when you forget about what makes you feel bad🤗
Cage free idiots!!🙄😆😆😆
Exactly!
@@buradley1733 lol boo radley hahahaha throwback!! It's b rad hahah
@@effu9593 o.k. F♧♧♧ you.
It's been a pleasure.
Wow! Jessi did a great job! She was confident, not cocky; self-deprecating, but not too much. She had a great vibe that spread to the audience. She made hilarious facial expressions to complement her stories. She also knew when to pause in order to emphasize her delivery. You're doing all the right things, Jessi. I'd love to see you at a live show!
I love how she talked about dum dum city, and then just validated her residency with soup and a sandwich.
Now that's comedy.
I don't usually laugh out loud watching things like this, even though I find them funny. She made me laugh out loud, by myself, several, several times. Great delivery.
My neighbors know I'm alone, I have on headphones - now they think I'm nuts
Same !!!😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣
Same here! 🤣
Same here. Usually ill be silently amused...but shes giggletastic!
I LOL'd quite a bit during her time on stage!💚💜
Abby Cross My husband & I were rofloao!
When she hit the "put the sheet over the car and she falls asleep like a parrot" that was hands down, hilarious :) Really enjoying this and I'm only a few minutes in now!
I know you tube doesn't show dislikes but i know better
@@zerocool4835 Do people get to a video and say "Nah, it's got too many dislikes to watch, go to the next video"...? I have never payed attention to the 'likes/dislikes' of any video I've ever watche on UA-cam.
Yeah there's a lot of good stuff here I really like the mikes challenge bit. I put just about any halfway decent stand up in my playlist but this was really really good especially since it was dry bar. I like these cuz I can play them for my Mom and Grandma without offending them LoL
@@smirky-shrugs
Then you will really enjoy
TOM DREESEN. Check him out
DryBar is my new fav. Humor that doesn't need obscene topics to be hilarious (which can still be funny, I mean, I myself talk like a sailor whos seen some ish)... but I am loving this style of Comedy lately!
Same. I think it's because if you take the swearing, obscenity, and racism out it actually has to be clever. The other sort just feels lazy now.
Obscene topics?
Same!!
Ikr, the profanity doesn’t add to the act and obscene sketches are cringe worthy.
Jonathan Sheneman there’s a difference between oval and ob-round. Oval doesn’t have any straight sides. Neither does a scene. … but an ob-scene…
i think it takes a lot of skill to do dry humor. You've earned my respect. Very funny.
I love how she giggles at her own silliness sometimes. It's great!
She’s a natural comedian. Bravo !👏
@Comrade Sky Right! It usually takes a comic 5 to 7 years to get their sets THAT good.
For an example, compare early Mitch Hedberg to his last 3 years before death.
One of my favorites,... grocery store, oblivious shoppers, act like they are alone in the store. No awareness of all the people trying to move around them.... never ceases to amaze me.
Lancelot Dufrane ... free range morons. Lol. Being disabled I am very slow. Unsteady if
not. I shop late when itz quiet. In the last 14
yrs I have seen a big change. A few yrs ago Kroeger changed policy and started getting
on employees for talking a bit. This policy has escalated. What the corp doesnt realize is support went both ways. I notice ppl, faces, countenance. I would listen to ppl who's husband had cancer, they were well over 70
and working. Or loss of a job by economy of another partner. Loss of homes. Split families due to economy. We made the social fabric of our community stronger. Their new policy has 2 oldies ppl left. Young rude kids many of them now. Itz okay many of us around the community went to Hippie Mart. Just to be treated respectfully. They appreciate our business. Need 2 items from K. Safeway on the otherhand are so considerate. Over the rule helpful. Mgr help out w water gallons bcs late and closer busy. She said some trouble around, so she wantsed me safe. We have tweakers. This was a nice smallish town. Now 20K. Ppl are getting less empathetic. You cant be like them, it doesn't help us all. But like she said, itz hard sometimes. One problem is where are the disabled ppl? They
dont go so much to K or S. There is lack of
awareness. Lack of empathy. My new word for empty headed is parrots. In Denver I left in 1980 bcs of drivers. I used to think they were like the scarecrow in wizard of Oz. It was my defense non swearing joke. Sometimes even humming "if i only had a brain". I like the idea of Parrot Town. Maybe Tweaker Town too.
@100samanthamarie Hilarious, came to the replies to say this.
@Rose Treiger this seems maybe more specific to your circumstances. I never get the fat lady following me. I do get the "sees there isn't room for 2 people to walk past and goes in anyway" even though im already at a point from which i cant back up without difficulty. Then they stop and stare at me like "where did you come from?" - except im 6'1", so their shock and confusion always surprises me.
Or lately i get the opposite, with the virus. Make a move towards a shelf and the 2 people looking at stuff nearby practically run to maintain a 5m safety bubble. And then occasionally theyll run into someone elses bubble and you can see them thinking "oop... too close... i hope theyre not infected"
Theres a lot of shitty things about grocery shopping for me right now, but that parts great
How about the oblivious mom with her cart stretched diagonally across the aisle while her five children are having an all-out battle around her? Ma'am this is Walmart, not the civil war that tore apart Rome. Orestes is bawling because Julius just won the slap fight over what flavor of Fruit Roll-Ups to buy and you're on your phone, like... can we at least herd them to one side of the aisle? Thanks.
My favorite is the people who haven't seen their friends for awhile and they all decide to catch up, right in front of the shopping carts. And talk for a phucking hour
A good day IS when you don’t put on pants until 6 PM! Great set!
One of the funniest comedians! my husband n I love listening to dry bar specials n this is one of our favs! So good!!
We already loved the shorter version of her full special, I had no idea there was so much more hilarity to be had! Just fabulous! Loved the funny personal stories. Jessi is a person we wish we could invite over for dinner.
I watch stand up a lot. She is exceptionally funny. Excellent timing. Each bit is perfectly delivered. I laughed out loud many times. So glad I saw this. Keep up the great work Jessi.
Okay, she is legit funny, kept me entertained start to finish. So good!
As I’m watching this, and I’m only 5 minutes into it, I’m just laughing and agreeing with her on every word 🤣👏
By far one of the funniest comedians on Dry Bar I've ever heard!
You dreaming
Check out JOHN PINNETTE
or BILL ENGVALL
hmmm you need to click more !
So in other words, this is your only time watching dry bar because this is easily the bottom of the dry bar comedians I've ever watched. I did like the raccoon hand grabbing nose part though. That one made me laugh.
Same 😂😂 I’ve been watching a bunch and this is the only one I’ve actually laughed rlly hard at
What the world needs now!...great bang for mahbuck! A laugh can change everything....thank you!
I love her! She doesn't make jokes about typical women comedians. She is so refreshing and someone everyone can enjoy!
Instead of catching up on sleep I finished 43 minutes of really good funny show, thank you
She’s amazing. She needs a longer set, cause I could watch her for hours.
Britt Me too!!! Amazing 😉 ly funny.
43 minutes of bitching is more than enough for me.
Bulletproof Babe Pretty sure you mean case in point there kiddo.
Completely agree!
Only bcuz she's a white woman
I love this girls humor I usually don't laugh that much to a dry bar.. but she's GOLD
Check out JOHN PINNETTE and BILL ENGVALL
Chad thornsbury is really funny too. Only 1 drybar special but my hubby n I laughed through the whole thing.
And TOM DREESEN
The FUNNIEST ON DRYBAR by far!!! More please!
"Just free-range morons out for the day" bahahaha🤣 Everything she says about ppl in malls...she is me.😂
Absolutely hilarious. MORE MORE MORE!!
This is the Ted Talk I needed! Jessi Campbell, you are brilliant!👏🎆💟
Oh! She is naturally funny. She needs her own TV Show. You wish the jokes would never end!!!!😂😂😂😂😂
Possibly the next Melissa McCarthy !!!!!!!!!! Love her. D
"Read a book while you yell at me in Korean"!!! What a perfect analogy!
She has a great voice. She would be good as a radio personality! 📻
She's perfectly fine at what she does.
Jessi Campbell, I wish I could like this a thousand times. You going far
"She falls asleep like a parrot"😃 Great stuff girl. Thank you!
She's such a natural!! I need more of her 🤣
THEY DO HAVE TINY DEMON HANDS! That would be the scariest thing ever!
how do you think they open ALL our stuff?
I fully believe that raccoons have no clue what they're doing, but they keep doing it because they realize it pisses us off.
@@jv-lk7bc
Thanks for the laugh 😄😄
You know what little animal is scarier than a raccoon? OPOSSUMS. Like giant evil rats. Ugh!!! 😨
Banana Rats. I almost spit my water out when she called herself a banana rat. Lol
I have not laughed that hard in a good long while, this gal is hilarious. More than once i was brought to tears laughing so hard!
She is hilarious!! I'm looking forward to see more of her in the future!
She never mentioned diets, so you probably will.
what, shuddup, my first fat joke ;)
@@JUST-UK-JAY I get the joke, yes, harhar, but she does indeed mention dieting near the very end of her set.
I'm Jay I’ll be honest, I had a very similar thought lol
@@heathermiller6046 she has a very unhealthy kind of weight. She has a child now. I think she knows full well that if she doesn’t get that “apron” off, she may not be around to see the child grow up. She is hilarious, but I’d love her humor as much without the weight jokes.
People saying this is hilarious?
I was disappointed. Turned it off before half way.
Rewatching this again after 4 months and... minutes in, I'm enjoying this as much as I originally did! Such a great comedian!
I love her! She's so cute I clicked on her accidentally and watched her twice when I usually just move on to something I haven't seen yet.
"if you asked me an hour ago if I wanted to read a book as you yelled at me in Korean, I would have said no!" Hilarious! I'm loving her!
I don't normally comment on anything but I have to. Jessi, I was cracking jo the entire set! You're fire! Thank you. I hope you go far.
"Free-range morons", my new favorite term.
I'm definitely going to start using that and the phase " cage free idiots".
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL!!!! my new favourite quote ROFFFLLLLLL!!!!!
I call them qanon nazis, trump supporters...
I'll start to imagine tossing sheets over people...
Yeah cause you never do anything dumb
Definately worth the watch. I don't like things often but she earned it 😂
Brilliant! Jessi Campbell all the way smooth. You killed it.
18:17 best lines ever. She is super funny! Her humor hits home on so many lines.
Omg I DIED when she told the Obgyn nurse "his wife doesnt know hes here" 🤣🤣🤣🤣 and talking about her husbad sleeping w his eyes open!! I died laughing!! I did that as a child and would scare my mom to death! shes HILARIOUS!! whole skit was funny as hell!!
One of my granddaughters sleeps with her eyes open. It will creep you out for sure.
My cousin did sleep like that. One night while sharing beds she was taking too much space so I woke up and was like softly push her to her side when I looked her way, I was so scared that I pushed her out of bed and just faked to wake of her falling. XD
I caught my ex-husband sleeping like that once, just staring wide eyed at the ceiling. Creeped the crap outta me!! 🤣
I used to sleep with my eyes open. I may still, i don't know.
I love the checking her car engine part. In my 20s when I had a car issue, I’d prop open my hood and sit on the bumper looking sad. Worked EVERY. TIME. 2-3 men would stop to help. Now that I’m a middle aged mom, let me tell you, I pay for Triple A my friends.
cute story : )
AAA has been my bff at times, lol.
😂 Omg laughed so hard at this bc I feel ya girl!! 100% facts! 😂😂😂
I took a picture of a cardboard box on my engine to send that joke to my sister
I dunno, that story feels like it might have ended with a manhunt for 2-3 unidentified men...The situations one puts oneself in in one's 20s 😬
please get this woman a netflix special!
Hell yes!
YEEEEEEEES!!!!!
Yas
Yus
@G MAN and day.. and night and day and night
Super positive, super PERCEPTIVE of the odd, weird and humorous in life that most people Miss . And the icing on the cake that makes her a wonderful comedian .... higher than average intelligence and the ability such unique and diverse Humanity! :-) yaaay
Hey funny lady! This was so fun and refreshing. Thank you. Blessings to your new baby boy.
I finally got to laugh almost continuously through one of the dry bar comedy people thank you so much for sharing
Dang, I LOVE that woman! Need to see more of her!
"I gotta to go box, I'm not a quitter... I finished it in the parking lot in my car." 🤘🏿🤜🏿🤛🏿👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿👊🏿 You're awesome Jessi!!
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She’s hilarious!!!! Thank you Jessie 🤣
Best comedy I've watched in years, you rock Jessie , love u Darling
I was in hysterics of laughter this whole video. Love her!
Jessi Campbell, you are now my new favorite comedian! LOL>
Hilarious! I had no idea I would be laughing so hard today. And thank you for performing for the troops!🇺🇸❤
The troops are professional murderers
@@ulaper6465 True, some are better at shooting guns. But "troops" includes lots of jobs. Please feel free to stop sharing your opinion on my comments. It's a big internet, run along now
This is my second time through listening to her....I am not lying when I say she is in the top 3 of all FEMALE stand ups I have ever seen. She has a humble confidence which is sorely needed in this arena.
Agreed. Compared to snide Joan Rivers ( don't miss HER at all) or a shrill and silly Lucille Ball this woman is even pleasantly hysterical when she is complaining. Her observations are right on!!!
As I've previously stated . . . .
To those of us who are easily annoyed SHE IS OUR HERO. 😊
Loving you! I am cracking up! Thank you girl … the world needs your hilarious humor!!! ❤️❤️❤️🙏
Jessi is quite entertaining! Humor without profanity. She's a winner. Let's keep 'er around!!
Good luck and success to you, Jessie.
This girl is a riot. Get her a Netflix show. Stat.
whats it called? thanks
Girl?
Yeah....no🙃
I can't believe I just found her! Not sure how 1.6k gave a thumbs down! She's absolutely hysterical.
get her a new heart stat
She's very entertaining! Good job!
Jessi's range of humor is really astounding!!
Way funnier than most people on drybar, good luck and hope to see more
Yeah. Comedy is hit or miss. Players have to build up their sets and some won't jive with some people. I just imagine that some people are not uploaded because they were on an off night.
I remember going to a comedy club and one of the guys was having a bad night and was just being heckled by one of the guys the entire set.
The other guy was good.
Good job
I have this gorgeous friend, what's frustrating is that he says the dumbest stuff but because he's so pretty, nobody calls him out on it. My body gets really confused whenever we talk.
dont fall for it!! dont fall for good looks over personality and intelligence
Ma Ef Android
Back in the day when dating, I always stuck with the less handsome guys. Better personalities and better senses of humor. If my date looked at his reflection in the store windows I dropped him.
Jennifer S. Truth ever try holding a conversation with a brick wall with beautiful graffiti over it lol
Lol, is he a surfer named Ryan in Bali? Or a jerk named Matt in Austin?
She is toooo funny!!! Can’t believe I’ve never heard of her level funny.
Thanks!
You are an amazing woman! You zoom in and out of many topics effortlessly, seamlessly! Much appreciation, from India!
Love how she talks about being “full on American”. So true. Boots on the ground y’all!
‘Merica!🇺🇸
@@silvergirl7810⁰0⁰⁰
Lppp
Wonderful set, Jessi! Fresh, unique humor and spot-on presentation. Loved it.
"Yep, that's my Cardboardator" made me giggle.
That's funny. That reminds me of a woman I know asked me how to check the air in hers. ?🤔?
She is the best comedian on DRYBAR. I just love her. She’s so funny! She kept me laughing from the beginning of the set till the end. She needs her own show!
This lady's great. I'm here again and loving the whole thing. Natural talent.
Fantastic! Thumbs up. I would love to hear more from her. Great comedian.
Great stage presence. Really funny! Best of luck.
I loved this! She was so good. Not a single beat missed, and no over the top feminist jokes. I hope she continues and finds herself booking more shows :)
Yes, because as men we get judged by our over the top men jokes...
Can I motor boat you ?
@@Namron9797 or YOUR stupidity
Maybe that's why she's funny. Because feminists AREN'T funny, just 😝
@@Namron9797 lmao right
Laughed from beginning till the end. 😅😅 She's GREAT!!! ❤
She had me laughing so hard 😆
this is my favorite DryBar set x)
I too have ripped a holey pair of jeans from toots to scoots because I didn't know about the Ballerina Toes. Amazing set, I really want to see her live.
“ toots to scoots” 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Yep 😂😂😂
This woman is absolutely hilarious I could watch this content for hours! Definitely better than a lot of more popular comedians
Jessi, you're awesome. Loved your special, you are very funny. One of my many favorite parts was "reading a book while someone yells at you in korean"
The only joke I didn't get
She's hilarious, thought she was going to go into weight thing, she doesn't need to go there, she's very funny!
“Your king?” Bring out the sheet, it’s nap time 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂☺️
She’s good all the way through the set 🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟
"Where are you going?" "Mur der" Priceless. Love it. Jessi, you are definitely one of my comedic favorites as of today.. 3:41pm 01/19/20 lol
I haven’t laughed this hard in ages. She is amazing!
I have had the “Kevin Theory” for years now; astonished someone else figured it out as well!
And Keith......
But Kevin Bacon isn't a bad Kevin. And I really miss Kevin Spacey. 😢😢
Re Spacey . . . . imho it's not fair to have to give up a successful career due to making one stupid decision.
Sorry I'm off topic but had to get THAT off my chest.
I watch this woman's video periodically to give my laugh muscles exercise. 😄
Jessi is hilarious!! Love her style!!
The Mike's challenge was hysterical !
literally the best funniest female comedian I've ever heard!!!!!!!! #1 DUDE!!!!
Top 5 in the men category, legend this chick is!!!!!!
Wow I thought people were bullshitting, nope, shes hilarious!! All the comments just say the same thing. Amazing comedian, had me
laughing the whole time, like dave chappele, some comedians are just that good, every joke is amazing.
I know right? You tune in and it's average. Jessi had me from start to finish. Terrific set!
YOU!!#😁!!! Jessi ARE GREAT!! You absolutely our brilliant in the way that you present and deliver to all of us!!!! And I visit this stand-up Show often:-) after I finish watching this time, I'm going to look up other things you've done in places you've been. And even places you're going I would love to see you live that would be so fun!! Take good care love to your family and kids
I dont know why I didn't watch this before... I loved this!!!
Anybody else go from feeling a little bad hearing her make fat jokes about herself (literally every big comedian does it) to genuinely laughing with her, when she declared herself the universal "brassy" American trope? This woman's hilarious!
WE think we know fat jokes but trust me ... FAT PEOPLE have heard them ALL
Like I said earlier not a looker but she IS funny !
lol if she cared she wouldnt be that way, no need to feel bad
It’s just where your health is at, simply a word, a description, nothing to feel bad about
@@user-ix4nq9yz8k That is a great, humane way of putting it. Never thought of it that way.
@@kristinesmart6708 im glad you think so
I love the comedians Dry Bar books,they are hilarious!Need more views!
Loved her set, hope to see more of her!
Just discovered her. I'm weeping! 🤣🤣🤣
Jessi, thank you!
from the first joke this woman was incredible. love her and love it. please do more