I know the feeling. From my last visit from Australia thank God the hotel in Hawaii did not have sensors coz the water level was so high I had to hover due to the fact my knob would have a dip anytime I sat down for number 2.
It’s amazing how he can turn the most mundane topics into something so relatable, hilarious and genuine at the same time. His sound effects and little actions (the part where he backed off the sink and had to put on a “second performance”) are the real gold of Fluffy’s comedy.
@@TheTman9898 well I actually thought that you would've said something else but you said general public so that why I said that you had me in the first half..... But yea I agree with you people just trash the place of it ain't their's I too really hate that bro
The funniest thing ever is when shopping with my 3 yr old grandson and he says Grandma I have to poo! Off to the bathroom we go. He's on the toilet and moved slightly and the toilet flushed. Poor little guy flew off that toilet, eyes bigger than saucers. He sure didn't need to after that. The look on his face was priceless.
Agreed, especially the auto flushing sensor whereby I am short and it can't sense me when I just move my head or shoulders. Ended up wasting more water than it should conserve.
Damn. My country uses sensors. For the toliet, it's red light, when youre out of sensor, it's starts to blink then turns orange during flush. So you know if your in sensor or out. Plus the sensors are good quality ones. And our toliets are clean. Especially during this covid period, lots of cleaning.
I got one better. In a stall, large public bathroom, sensor is on the far wall... and you have to cross the room to activate it. I had to open the door, do the shameful shuffle and pray nobody came in (they didn't) while I inched towards the sensor. Lights back on, I managed to back in, finish the paperwork.... and the light shut off again.
Yup. I have ibs so I used to have to deal with it regularly. I talked to hr and since it was a medical issue they put one in I could lock before I go in so the light stays on
I work in the Philadelphia Internation Airport as a Custodian. Our main job is to keep up stock and clean the bathrooms. I understand all of this seeing that I fight with sensors 5x a week for 8 hours a day. I get it,lol.
Btw your bathrooms suck I had to use one for a flight from there to Atlanta and the restroom I used half the urinals either didnt work or were nasty as hell
Oh we feel for you girl - the frustration. Covered in soap, water don't work, not enough paper towels. Almost made me rage quit and other day, and I near considered tearing the unit off to get what what I needed, what a man needs, my satisfaction! My sparkly/shiny and smooth... But people like yourself make these places work for us and all I'd be doing is causing you more drama.
@@nickmills8906 You aren't offending me. I work in the women bathrooms. If I have to go into the men's bathroom I have to spend time shutting it down just to go in, not worth it. I'm the custodian that people curse out because I'm actually cleaning the bathroom. When it's dirty I hear from ppl like you. It's a lose for me either way.
I lost it, because I have done exactly what he has explained. The last part with the butt shaking in front of the sensor is a thing I have done for the sink, the soap, and the hand dryer. I am probably looking like a complete nutter in the public restroom, but its worth it. but those big ass toilet rolls is the WORST, it drives me insane. "Why were you late?" "I first had a fight with the toilet stall lock, I then had a fight with the toilet paper, I then had a fight with the flusher, I then had another fight with the toilet stall lock, I then had a fight with the soap, I then had a fight with the sink, I then I finally had a fight with the hand dryer.
Public bathrooms with sensors is one thing, but it's nothing compared to a stall with a broken/faulty latch, and having to keep it closed so that nobody else can see (especially when that particular stall can't be avoided when all the others are taken in a heavily-trafficed bathroom)! >_
@@bradhaines3142 my high school had an entire mens bathroom with one stall like that. I always tried not to use that one unless the other two were locked. The bad part was that the toilet seat was too far away to reach the door with my feet. I would be forced to use my backpack to keep it closed, but it was barely tall enough. It was usually empty for that reason. It was one of those corner stalls thats always bigger than the rest, but this was the only stall in there.
Almost all the stalls in my middle school had broken locks. I would go to the bathroom in the middle of class to go the the nice bathroom without a ten minute line.
@Pheonixtail Dragon.. Oh, do I hear you with that one. And then, the older I get, the more a person don't care, it gets to the point where one feels like if they're not gonna fix the bloody latch, why give a ___ if your hangin' out for everyone under the sun to watch, let 'em look if they think they're seeing something new. Mutha! We all work the same way--unless we've had surgery. Everything in this world has been reduced to the banal, even simple discretionary things like a moment of privacy has become a rarity in so many public places. I guess I've become jaded. Or maybe because I worked in live theatre for so long, though on an amateur basis, I just became desensitized to a lot of what most people take for granted. That genre of work can make privacy an illusory thing because men and women have the tendency to involve themselves in each other's concerns so much...i.e.: if one is female and has a gay male costumer fitting them for intimate articles of period clothing. You just take it for granted when the guy is lacing you into a Victorian corset over a sheer chemise that he isn't remotely interested in your body at all. That's just so typical in stage performance productions. You get used to it. So when you go home to the real world you tend to carry that with you, you sometimes forget that privacy is a very necessary thing for your children. Otherwise, everything becomes so bohemian that soon no one is practicing even the most rudimentary elements of privacy, and you begin prancing around too carelessly in front of one another. We have to retain a modicum of personal intimacy for our own sense of self worth and redemptive value. Our own salvation amongst our fellow members and players upon this earthly stage. Without it, we risk losing all measure of integrity of our humanity being a better disposition, a higher echelon over animals and other lesser denominations of life. O dear, I'm epistolizing, sorry. Wasn't what I'd intended.
I hate those sensors too. I will never use a store bathroom ever again without thinking of this conversation. Thank you Fluffy this was the best and funniest explanation of the technology 😂😂😂
His sound effects make everything so much better. He is hand down the best comedian ever. He puts life into his stories and jokes. I love it!! FLUFFY!!!!!
In Amsterdam he told this bit, but added his local experience. The toilet over here isn't a bowl full of water, Fluffy explained the sound it makes when a #2 lands...
Ah, the haunted restrooms! First time dealing with a self flushing toilet scared me silly. A few years later, I went into one that was all automated, and made a lady laugh when I said out loud, "Wow, this place does everything but pee for you!"
Fluffy: You got a Tsunami in the front you got a tornado in the back. and whos the victim? Pikachu! Me when I see that: XD! 4:47 This scene is hilarious! Trust me!
"Sorry bro, that was a lotta culo I was throwing atcha there! She was like, 'It's just like Magic Mike!'" Fluffy just kills me. I love when he does girls' voices, cuz I knew a girl in school who talked just like that! The Magic Mike comment was extra funny, considering Gabe was in the movie, lol!🤣🤣🤣🤣
This was one of his most hilarious and relatable segments! So many of his stories are funny, but his experiences may not connect with everyone. However we all know what it's like to walk into a bathroom full of sensors. I couldn't stop laughing at this! 🤣🤣🤣
Washing hands is such a hassle with the sensors, you have time it right, angle your hand and calculate the distance. You think you have got it after a few times but you'd spend 5 mins to get the water everytime.
Wow, it is all true. I had all the same sensor problems, light, sink, soap, hand dryer, urinoir, toilet, the big toilet paper roll, etc. The toilet does beat them all. Having the toilet flush over and over while you're not done is something.
@@allisonavery7273 eh toilets are cleaner than youd think haha if the place actually cares to clean it regularly. But ya each one flushes on me at least 3 times in a typical morning of cleaning lmao.
carry an extra rag or large cup to cover the sensor completely. Save yourself from the splash and it don't waste so much water. May flush once when rag removed
@@danthiel8623 i mean they've done studies that found the average phone is dirtier than many public toilets. Obviously there are exceptions on both sides but majority of places toilets are cleaned daily if not more often. Where as phones are lucky to be cleaned once a month if ever. Think about it our phones go with us everywhere, into the bathrooms, outside, into stores etc. So they pick up tons of germs and dirt.
You're not alone on that one. Happened to me a number of times too. Can't tell you how many times I've come close to face planting the glass before the sensor realizes oh someone's there.
Had that happen with a local grocery store. For years, I could run up to the door and it'd open in time. About 6 months ago, they did something with the door itself and I damn near ran right into it. I had to stop and THEN it opens up.
6:30-6:48 He called it. I went to Virginia back in 2019 and decided to hang out in downtown Winchester for a bit. They had a public restroom that you had to put quarters in and you had 10 minutes. Everything was automated in there, even the toilet paper. I laughed so hard and thought of fluffy. And to those who are curious, the sensor would give you four sheets at a time of the thinnest toilet paper ever 🧻🤣
Went to a party at a coworker's house a few years ago. His 5-year-old grandson was there, and he kept wandering from bathroom to bathroom. Someone asked him what he was doing, and he said, "all the sinks are broken." The host, being a retired plumber, was concerned by this (he did the plumbing himself), and told his grandson to show him. His grandson went to a sink, put his hands underneath, and stood there for about 30 seconds before saying "it's broken." Kid was so accustomed to using the sensors he didn't know he had to turn the knobs.
My school had some of the worst bathrooms because everything had shitty sensors. You go to sit on the toilet and it flushes 3-4 times before you even finish your business, then doesn't want to flush when you leave the stall.
He makes me laugh so hard I literally stop breathing. His part about the water faucets? Candid Camera did that prank. Someone in the back turned the faucets off and on depending upon where the patron is. 🤣
My job redid all the bathrooms, they didn’t add sensors to the sinks or soap (yet), but they decided “save the trees” and replaced all the paper towel dispensers with knock off Dyson blades... My old boss conspired with the cleaning staff to buy paper towel dispensers, save the “obsolete” rolls of paper towels in a closet on our floor and secretly installed them in the middle of the night. 😂
Fluffy has gotten much better w/ time, and not just from this special! True fans may think i'm arrogant. But check out old clips from Comedy Central... and his story telling is so exciting now 😆😆😆
He's absolutely not wrong. The end is so epic. I honestly can see myself getting that frustrated and just sit on it. Lmao look it's thriller. Love every bit. Fluffy is my idol.
Gabriel is hilarious with every joke he performs. He can speak about anything and make a hilarious joke about it. The sound effects are just as awesome and sound so real.
So relatable! Whenever I go to the bathroom at Walmart, I have a hard time with the sensors. I wave my hands under it and it puts out cold water, then slowly hot, then scorching hot. All the sinks do that, so I'm going down all of them, trying to find a cold one. It's not cool. No pun intended.
Its not the tools but how you use them.. also you have mouth and hands to compensate. Even if you are way above average some women still state it isint enough, but usually those are the ones whos pussy you can store a jumbo jet and havent even heard of training pelvic floor muscles...
His sound effects make this even more incredible
I was about to write that.😂😂😂
i think thats how he got famous, his sounds
You mean bearable.
Imagine if he was alive for 70s movies. This man would be a legend for a whole different reason.
¹¹
"Who's the victim? Pikachu." Almost dislocated my jaw from laughing about that!!
Oh, man! How true his speech of bathroom sensors are.
i laughed so hard that i got headache XD
"You haven't even made magic yet and you've already been violated by plumbing" 😂😂
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@@supremebellybuttoninspecto8044 haha its good 😂
@@supremebellybuttoninspecto8044 u can do it now
I know the feeling. From my last visit from Australia thank God the hotel in Hawaii did not have sensors coz the water level was so high I had to hover due to the fact my knob would have a dip anytime I sat down for number 2.
I loved this joke lol
It’s amazing how he can turn the most mundane topics into something so relatable, hilarious and genuine at the same time.
His sound effects and little actions (the part where he backed off the sink and had to put on a “second performance”) are the real gold of Fluffy’s comedy.
Let the truth be told! ☺️👍🏼
Respect to all the cleaning staff having to deal with the worst humanity has to offer: the general public.
Thanks bro lol
I’m guessing it’s the fat fucks
You had me in the first half ngl😂
@@king-su5uc it's like folks have no manners outside their house. Can't stand it
@@TheTman9898 well I actually thought that you would've said something else but you said general public so that why I said that you had me in the first half.....
But yea I agree with you people just trash the place of it ain't their's I too really hate that bro
The funniest thing ever is when shopping with my 3 yr old grandson and he says Grandma I have to poo! Off to the bathroom we go. He's on the toilet and moved slightly and the toilet flushed. Poor little guy flew off that toilet, eyes bigger than saucers. He sure didn't need to after that. The look on his face was priceless.
Lol poor kid but that’s still funny imagining his face afterwards
I'm glad I am not alone with disliking the sensors. Yes it's hygienic but it is extremely inconvenient
What happens if the power fails and nothing works? What do we do then, huh?
@@taylorh.3484 break it
The irony is that it was installed for convenience.
Agreed, especially the auto flushing sensor whereby I am short and it can't sense me when I just move my head or shoulders. Ended up wasting more water than it should conserve.
Damn. My country uses sensors. For the toliet, it's red light, when youre out of sensor, it's starts to blink then turns orange during flush. So you know if your in sensor or out. Plus the sensors are good quality ones.
And our toliets are clean. Especially during this covid period, lots of cleaning.
Gabriel is funny without ever needing to resort to generic sex jokes. He could make a story about boiling water hilarious with sound effects alone.
I wanna see that
He's talented like that 😆
Every day, I'm getting more excited to go see Gabriel!! It has been number one on my bucket list for a loòoooonnnngh time!!!! ❤😊❤
Ever sat in a stall so long the lights turn off. Now that is a predicament no one wants to deal with.
Yes!! At my old job. I was like what the heck??
I got one better. In a stall, large public bathroom, sensor is on the far wall... and you have to cross the room to activate it. I had to open the door, do the shameful shuffle and pray nobody came in (they didn't) while I inched towards the sensor. Lights back on, I managed to back in, finish the paperwork.... and the light shut off again.
Yup. I have ibs so I used to have to deal with it regularly. I talked to hr and since it was a medical issue they put one in I could lock before I go in so the light stays on
Yep at a place I did some work at, the lights only lasted for 2 mins
yeah, the only way around is the torchlight on your smartphone until you drop it in the toilet
Me when alone watching fluffy videos: *wholesome*
Fluffy when my parents Walk in: 6:55
Part of what makes his jokes so great are the sound effects 😂😂😂
And the facts! 😂
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Hilarious, lol
The worst part of his jokes is that he has no punchlines.
@@Jimbahiya punchlines aren’t what makes a joke funny, he jokes about things that happen in his real life
“No, it’s still you” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I work in the Philadelphia Internation Airport as a Custodian. Our main job is to keep up stock and clean the bathrooms. I understand all of this seeing that I fight with sensors 5x a week for 8 hours a day. I get it,lol.
Btw your bathrooms suck I had to use one for a flight from there to Atlanta and the restroom I used half the urinals either didnt work or were nasty as hell
Stay safe and enjoy sensored life lol
Oh we feel for you girl - the frustration.
Covered in soap, water don't work, not enough paper towels. Almost made me rage quit and other day, and I near considered tearing the unit off to get what what I needed, what a man needs, my satisfaction!
My sparkly/shiny and smooth...
But people like yourself make these places work for us and all I'd be doing is causing you more drama.
@@nickmills8906 You aren't offending me. I work in the women bathrooms. If I have to go into the men's bathroom I have to spend time shutting it down just to go in, not worth it. I'm the custodian that people curse out because I'm actually cleaning the bathroom. When it's dirty I hear from ppl like you. It's a lose for me either way.
@@slongel never mind the haters. If you Take pride in your work and perform well, whatever the job may be, I respect you and I'm proud of you.
Nobody in the comedy world has better sound effects than fluffy. You can’t change my mind.
What bout Michael Winslow?
@@DragonLordNightmachael is good but i don't think he is a good comedian. He is mostly focused on the sound effect not the story part.
FLUFFY 💯
Toilet humour that isn't about poop.
Holy crap I know.
funny shit
@@onlineriku7007 puns
@@onlineriku7007 that's a pretty shitty joke. Do you kiss your Toilet paper with you butt? 😂
@@ianpage2509 you
"You got a tsunami in the front, a tornado in the front, and who's the victim? *PIKACHU*
The extra mile he goes synchronising his hands with mic rubbing on pants to get the paper tissue sound effect on 3:14
Yes
"Cant do anything with 3 inches"
Me an intellectual: 💳
Part of what makes his jokes so great are the sound effects 😂😂😂
Lol dick pills don’t work my guy
@@GLo1991 I think he was just talking about having a lot of money 😂
@@GLo1991 that's a credit card emoji
@@GLo1991 speaking from experience?
I lost it, because I have done exactly what he has explained. The last part with the butt shaking in front of the sensor is a thing I have done for the sink, the soap, and the hand dryer. I am probably looking like a complete nutter in the public restroom, but its worth it.
but those big ass toilet rolls is the WORST, it drives me insane.
"Why were you late?" "I first had a fight with the toilet stall lock, I then had a fight with the toilet paper, I then had a fight with the flusher, I then had another fight with the toilet stall lock, I then had a fight with the soap, I then had a fight with the sink, I then I finally had a fight with the hand dryer.
Who won? Lol !
@@tabbykitty68 the automatic thigns. they won. because of the time they made me fight
Just wave your hand in front of the light after your done if it hasn’t already flushed yet.
Snorting laughing 😂
So real.
The stand up comedian in the word. No politics, just life. I watch him over and over again. Simply love him.
Who's the victim? Pikachu!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Am I the only one who didn't know what is Pikachu?
@@keshikakiran7799 yes
@@keshikakiran7799 yes , you are the only one
@@keshikakiran7799 only because you dont deal with senior sausage daily...
And he,s holding on for dear life
All that he’s saying is right on. This is why I love his comedy, it’s all based off his life experiences. Best kind of comedy in my opinion
The forte of a comedic genius, taking every day frustrations and making us laugh at them. Thank you Gabriel!
0:12 I love his smile here its cute but hilarious
With that toilet sensor, I always rip off a piece of tp and place it over the sensor....keeps it from reacting too soon until I'm done
I’ve never thought of that! Brilliant! I had when I’m sitting down mid pee and the toilet flushes.
gah that fucking thing. If you lean forward an inch it decides you're done and gives you an impromptu douche.
Wow brilliant!
Yep, I have discovered that method long ago after learning a hard lesson.
Dude, that's brilliant
The deal with this guy is he makes everyday events that we've all gone through hilariously funny
Public bathrooms with sensors is one thing, but it's nothing compared to a stall with a broken/faulty latch, and having to keep it closed so that nobody else can see (especially when that particular stall can't be avoided when all the others are taken in a heavily-trafficed bathroom)! >_
I just make eye contact with whoever wants to stare.
foot on the door the whole time
@@bradhaines3142 my high school had an entire mens bathroom with one stall like that. I always tried not to use that one unless the other two were locked. The bad part was that the toilet seat was too far away to reach the door with my feet. I would be forced to use my backpack to keep it closed, but it was barely tall enough. It was usually empty for that reason. It was one of those corner stalls thats always bigger than the rest, but this was the only stall in there.
Almost all the stalls in my middle school had broken locks. I would go to the bathroom in the middle of class to go the the nice bathroom without a ten minute line.
@Pheonixtail Dragon..
Oh, do I hear you with that one. And then, the older I get, the more a person don't care, it gets to the point where one feels like if they're not gonna fix the bloody latch, why give a ___ if your hangin' out for everyone under the sun to watch, let 'em look if they think they're seeing something new. Mutha! We all work the same way--unless we've had surgery. Everything in this world has been reduced to the banal, even simple discretionary things like a moment of privacy has become a rarity in so many public places. I guess I've become jaded. Or maybe because I worked in live theatre for so long, though on an amateur basis, I just became desensitized to a lot of what most people take for granted. That genre of work can make privacy an illusory thing because men and women have the tendency to involve themselves in each other's concerns so much...i.e.: if one is female and has a gay male costumer fitting them for intimate articles of period clothing. You just take it for granted when the guy is lacing you into a Victorian corset over a sheer chemise that he isn't remotely interested in your body at all. That's just so typical in stage performance productions. You get used to it. So when you go home to the real world you tend to carry that with you, you sometimes forget that privacy is a very necessary thing for your children. Otherwise, everything becomes so bohemian that soon no one is practicing even the most rudimentary elements of privacy, and you begin prancing around too carelessly in front of one another. We have to retain a modicum of personal intimacy for our own sense of self worth and redemptive value. Our own salvation amongst our fellow members and players upon this earthly stage. Without it, we risk losing all measure of integrity of our humanity being a better disposition, a higher echelon over animals and other lesser denominations of life. O dear, I'm epistolizing, sorry. Wasn't what I'd intended.
I hate those sensors too. I will never use a store bathroom ever again without thinking of this conversation. Thank you Fluffy this was the best and funniest explanation of the technology 😂😂😂
If I ever experience this in a public restroom and I think of fluffy talking about it I’m coming back to this comment 😂😂😂
his facial expressions and sound effects are killing me 😆
Ha Gab you killed it 🤣 the booger of soap, magic act to get water and your sound effects are priceless
I have a really bad depression problem. I don't remember the last time I had a real laugh. but you made me laugh. keep doing that for all people
God bless this man for being hilarious. Just exactly what everybody needs in this gloom and doom.
His sound effects make everything so much better. He is hand down the best comedian ever. He puts life into his stories and jokes. I love it!! FLUFFY!!!!!
Fluffy is genuinely funny. Like he actually makes u laugh with no bad language every 3 sentence. ❤ love Fluffy
In Amsterdam he told this bit, but added his local experience. The toilet over here isn't a bowl full of water, Fluffy explained the sound it makes when a #2 lands...
How is the toilet?
@@alexandrefernandes6084 we have an 'inspection shelf'
www.expatica.com/nl/living/integration/dutch-toilets-103358/
"Sorry, bro. I know that was a lot of 🎵 CULO 🎶 😂🤣
Ah, the haunted restrooms! First time dealing with a self flushing toilet scared me silly. A few years later, I went into one that was all automated, and made a lady laugh when I said out loud, "Wow, this place does everything but pee for you!"
I lose my shit laughing everytime he calls himself "Pikachu"
Let´s appreciate the irony of that commenter by "losing his shit" on fluffy´s restroom experience based jokes.......
I can not help but laugh when Fluffy talks. He is hysterical.
This always makes me laugh. I dont care if you're 3 or 73, bathroom humor is funny!
Tears of laughter now. I can completely see that final straw of toilet paper dispensers in the bathroom wars. 😂😂
“A year from now you’ll have a sensor on the toilet paper.”
Come to Australia and use an Exceloo. We’ve had them for the last 20+ years. 😂
We also have the door open after 10 minutes, no matter what position you are in.
@@dianahunt535 why though? Makes no sense
@@dianahunt535 yeah why tf tho? We don't have that
Fluffy: You got a Tsunami in the front you got a tornado in the back. and whos the victim? Pikachu!
Me when I see that: XD!
4:47
This scene is hilarious! Trust me!
He said tsunami in the back and tornado in the front
"Sorry bro, that was a lotta culo I was throwing atcha there! She was like, 'It's just like Magic Mike!'" Fluffy just kills me. I love when he does girls' voices, cuz I knew a girl in school who talked just like that! The Magic Mike comment was extra funny, considering Gabe was in the movie, lol!🤣🤣🤣🤣
"Cant do anything with 3 inches"
Me an intellectual: 💳
Daaaaaamn!
This is freaking hilarious. Too bad he cant do the ladies room version!!!!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I love how he explain things and the sound effects he makes so awesome and hilarious.
Gabe is relentlessly funny like a machine gun nonstop jokes one after the other.
I watch a lot of comedy but no one and I mean no one can make me actually laugh out loud like fluffy. Bless his soul.
This was one of his most hilarious and relatable segments! So many of his stories are funny, but his experiences may not connect with everyone. However we all know what it's like to walk into a bathroom full of sensors. I couldn't stop laughing at this! 🤣🤣🤣
Washing hands is such a hassle with the sensors, you have time it right, angle your hand and calculate the distance. You think you have got it after a few times but you'd spend 5 mins to get the water everytime.
And commercials want you to buy that stuff for your kitchen faucet. Up yours, I don't need to wave my vegetables to get water.
His voice, sound effects ,and expressions are so original you will laugh at anything he says...!😂🤣
Fluffy is so freakin funny!!😅🤣😂
Wow, it is all true. I had all the same sensor problems, light, sink, soap, hand dryer, urinoir, toilet, the big toilet paper roll, etc. The toilet does beat them all. Having the toilet flush over and over while you're not done is something.
Or when it doesn't work at all and you wave and wave and wave and not. 🙄
These clips are indeed making me go to Netflix and watch the whole special. Good advertising.
Right
This guy is the best comedian I've ever seen and I found about him just 4 weeks ago! Thank you, Fluffy😂😂😂
Just think how annoying all this automatic stuff is WHEN YOUR A JANITOR. So much toilet cleaner wasted.
And so much gross toilet water on you that's sprayed up
@@allisonavery7273 eh toilets are cleaner than youd think haha if the place actually cares to clean it regularly. But ya each one flushes on me at least 3 times in a typical morning of cleaning lmao.
@@ah7027 oh really
carry an extra rag or large cup to cover the sensor completely. Save yourself from the splash and it don't waste so much water. May flush once when rag removed
@@danthiel8623 i mean they've done studies that found the average phone is dirtier than many public toilets. Obviously there are exceptions on both sides but majority of places toilets are cleaned daily if not more often. Where as phones are lucky to be cleaned once a month if ever. Think about it our phones go with us everywhere, into the bathrooms, outside, into stores etc. So they pick up tons of germs and dirt.
Damn, that guy makes me laugh even in my very worst days. Love you Gabe!
I love his sensor jokes, i remember one time when a seven eleven sliding door sensor didn't detect my presence so i bump into the glass door
You're not alone on that one. Happened to me a number of times too. Can't tell you how many times I've come close to face planting the glass before the sensor realizes oh someone's there.
Had that happen with a local grocery store. For years, I could run up to the door and it'd open in time. About 6 months ago, they did something with the door itself and I damn near ran right into it. I had to stop and THEN it opens up.
6:30-6:48
He called it. I went to Virginia back in 2019 and decided to hang out in downtown Winchester for a bit. They had a public restroom that you had to put quarters in and you had 10 minutes. Everything was automated in there, even the toilet paper. I laughed so hard and thought of fluffy. And to those who are curious, the sensor would give you four sheets at a time of the thinnest toilet paper ever 🧻🤣
Why would one have to pay to deplete of their waste? That's asinine - I would rather shit in the woods with the danger of nearby bears lol
I’ll be pissed if they started censoring toilet tissue like paper towels
Who's the victim? Pikachu!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Sensoring*
Sensoring not censoring, that's a whole other thing.
This is so frickin relatable which makes it so much funnier 😂😂😂
😂😂😂 that pikachu part killed me
I never hear this bit before. I couldn’t stop laughing. “Fluffy” never disappoints.
I LOVE FLUFFY!!! He always makes me laugh when I need a good laugh 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I don't know why but it always makes me laugh when Gabe is like "But then the sensor goes no it's still you"
1:25
That gets me every time 🤣🤣🤣
Went to a party at a coworker's house a few years ago. His 5-year-old grandson was there, and he kept wandering from bathroom to bathroom. Someone asked him what he was doing, and he said, "all the sinks are broken." The host, being a retired plumber, was concerned by this (he did the plumbing himself), and told his grandson to show him. His grandson went to a sink, put his hands underneath, and stood there for about 30 seconds before saying "it's broken." Kid was so accustomed to using the sensors he didn't know he had to turn the knobs.
My school had some of the worst bathrooms because everything had shitty sensors. You go to sit on the toilet and it flushes 3-4 times before you even finish your business, then doesn't want to flush when you leave the stall.
No joke, there was a single stall in our school bathroom that ALWAYS had “human waste” in there even tho it was out of order.
@@audiblesigh1067 Either they were desperate for relief or were too lazy to read.
You have a tsunami in the back, a tornado in the front, and who's the victim? *Pikachu* .
COCHINO bathroom jokes are classic
"Soap dispenser" Been there done that 😂😃😂🤣😂🤣😂
The “no it’s still you” gets me every time. It’s so sassy
This guy’s sound effects are off the rail lol
He makes me laugh so hard I literally stop breathing. His part about the water faucets? Candid Camera did that prank. Someone in the back turned the faucets off and on depending upon where the patron is. 🤣
I love Grabriel he is so uplifting ❤ any time I feel bad I watch him 😊
THE TRUTH! And just like the sensors we can only like once. I wanna mash the like button on this a thousand times!
My job redid all the bathrooms, they didn’t add sensors to the sinks or soap (yet), but they decided “save the trees” and replaced all the paper towel dispensers with knock off Dyson blades... My old boss conspired with the cleaning staff to buy paper towel dispensers, save the “obsolete” rolls of paper towels in a closet on our floor and secretly installed them in the middle of the night. 😂
My jaw is hurting form laughter, 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣🤣😂🤣😂OMG he is hilarious.
6:44 That ending killed me
His sound effects are improving every time out. So good Fluffy!
Fluffy has gotten much better w/ time, and not just from this special! True fans may think i'm arrogant. But check out old clips from Comedy Central... and his story telling is so exciting now 😆😆😆
THIS CLIP IS ABSOLUTELY THE MOST FUNNIEST OF ALL TIME IT'S 2AM IN THE MORNING AND I'M LAUGHING SO HARD LIKE I'M ABOUT TO BURST HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA 🤣🤣
Spot on content with hilarious demonstration of the restroom chronicles 😂🤣😂🤣😂❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️👏👏👏👏👏
5:52 definitely me using the giant gorilla roll of toilet paper
He's absolutely not wrong. The end is so epic. I honestly can see myself getting that frustrated and just sit on it. Lmao look it's thriller. Love every bit. Fluffy is my idol.
4:19😂😂😂
Gabriel is hilarious with every joke he performs. He can speak about anything and make a hilarious joke about it. The sound effects are just as awesome and sound so real.
Everything he said in this piece is 100% true. I hate using the restroom in public.
Why does this have to be so accurate?! 🤣🤣
Fluffy is so underrated hes too funny especially with his sound effects
6:55 Is just beautiful
I never thought Id see the day when I would bare witness to a twerking fluffy😂😂😂
This is making me laugh far too loudly for it to be fine🤣🤣🤣🤣
I never laughed so hard or so much in my life! Thanks Fluffy.
So relatable! Whenever I go to the bathroom at Walmart, I have a hard time with the sensors. I wave my hands under it and it puts out cold water, then slowly hot, then scorching hot. All the sinks do that, so I'm going down all of them, trying to find a cold one. It's not cool. No pun intended.
He's right....woman say 3 inches isn't enough. ☹️
Ouch....maybe cut it off and try your hand at being a woman? 🤷♂️
Its not the tools but how you use them.. also you have mouth and hands to compensate. Even if you are way above average some women still state it isint enough, but usually those are the ones whos pussy you can store a jumbo jet and havent even heard of training pelvic floor muscles...
3 inches?? How can you hold that beast?
@@amletomonacelli22 With tweezers, of course.
3" WIDE?
Another amazing day. Thank you for making my day and helping me to find enjoyment in a difficult day
6:33 -- "Sorry, bro! I know that's a lotta culo I threw at you right there." Hey, if you got it, sometime you've go to flaunt it.
Its at 7:01
His demonstration of every situation is just on point
"Pikachu!" got me so bad. 🤣🤣🤣
OMG he is spot on with this scenario 😍