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bro imagine being so bad at doing a coup that you can't even overthrow a democratically elected socialist government in latin america 💀💀
LMAOOO
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Right? It’s like level 1 coup. Maybe level 2
More like coup and seethe kek
It hasn’t been the same since Kissinger bit the dust.
For anyone who wants a quick summary: Bolivia's elected president fired a general. The general got pissy and tried to pull a coup. Unfortunately for him, he didn't tell his soldiers what he was up to. The soldiers broke down a door but didn't have further orders so they just stood around for a while. Once the soldiers made contact with the president, he explained the situation, ordered them to arrest the former general, and officially swore in the replacements for the guy who tried to pull the coup. The soldiers stayed loyal to the elected president, and followed his orders (as a result, they will not be charged with any offenses). The general was successfully arrested and everyone else just kind of went on with their day. By all appearances, the whole thing went over without bloodshed or major injuries. However, teargas and improvised explosives (fireworks) were deployed.
Unless further information is released, it appears this coup was just one disgruntled dude, not the coordinated action of an internal or external political faction.
Wheeze
Wait so what did he even tell his men? “Yeah just take the presidential palace for the meme?”
how are soldiers "loyal" if they marched in the president and used an armored truck to break in?
they aren't loyal, they just realised they didn't have the support.
@@rockmycd1319 exactly. there is no way the soldiers tore down that door and didn't know what's going on. they just realised they aren't backed by the people or the rest of the armed forces, so they chose a way out.
acting as if they were just poor misslead loyalists is insane.
@@rockmycd1319 Unclear at this time.
On one hand, the general could have told them exactly what he was planning. In which case, the may have simply been pragmatic and decided to support the side they felt was the most likely to succeed long term. It is possible the soldiers saw a way to save their own lives/reputations and took it.
On the other hand, it is possible the general was not forthcoming with information and simply abused the chain of command/ soldiers' natural tendency to follow orders from authority. There was definitely a lack of leadership/direction in the early minutes of the coup, and the soldiers were apparently open to dialogue with the president. Not exactly the behavior of people who know they are committing a coup.
Vaush suggested the "let's go get some ice cream" theory. It is currently my favored explanation, and the one I believe is most strongly supported by the available evidence. I will not be elaborating further at this time.
General Zuniga rolls worst coup attempt in history, is asked to leave Bolivia
no that's Jan 6th
@@MakaroscNah, at least the people there knew what they were there for. Can’t say the same for the poor company of guys who thought they were going on a field trip to the presidential palace.
@@rockmycd1319I think that gives Jan 6 hogs much more credit than they deserve
na, have we already forgotten prigos bizzare adventure?
@@rockmycd1319Let's be fair here, Jan 6 mob was looking for final QAnon proof in the back of senators' notes in the chamber. It wasn't exactly a coherent uprising.
It could have been salvaged. The General could have stormed the Presidential chambers and then had everyone suddenly stop and sing "happy birthday". Then when The President said "it is not my birthday" the General could just laugh and point "ahh! We really got you!"
Ok, there is no way this was the funniest coup attempt. Castillo's coup attempt in Peru one and a half years ago was so comedic.
Castillo: "The parliment is now disolved, and the army will enforce this!"
Parliment: "No."
Army: "Erm... No."
*Castillo arrested on his way to the Mexican embassy*
And just after two years after Manuel Merino with the help of Congress made his auto-coup to make himself president. T_T
Wtf has this area been newly cursed?! We were going so well with like 30 years without a coup attempt…
Lmao true, at least this guy did have some support within the military.
Wasnt Castillo the Prez of Peru?
@@antoniosarmientoluna6497 Yep. He had nearly no support within the congress, and there were a bunch of corrruption allegations against him and his family (some were credible, some not so), so he tried to close the congress.
yeah, we've had a couple funny years this decade huh.
Coup fails to topple democratic country? You love to see it.
Bourgeois democracy isn’t democracy. I’ll take it over a more centralized bourgeois state though.
"I'm here with a few armored vehicles and some riot police, now leave!"
"Or what?"
"I don't know, I never thought I'd get this far."
Reminds me of someone...Oh, right. Prigozhin.
They did
Shot down a very expensive AWACS and some helicopters
And blueball the world when at the gates of Moscow@YokaiX
@@YokaiX Well, sure. But I don't know where you are going with this.
"well, then, allow me to suggest your next move." * boots them out *
"CURSES"
"heh heh heh, and now for the chaser >:3"
man i wish our right wing was so overt yet ineffective so the country would actually rally against them
Fingers crossed for November/January 🤞🤞
Unfortunately, today's fascists seem to be as effective as they're incompetent
they are just as overt and half your country thinks it's not enough
It actually happened in my country. Let's hope the election faking isn't effective enaugh for them
They’ll get there
*As someone who speaks Spanish,* even the news anchors seem confused 😂 Which is hilarious because they are White Hispanics, wealthy, and in theory, SHOULD be on board of the right-wing coup...but even THEY seem to not be on board 🤣
See, that’s what I’ve been saying there was literally no support for this guy across-the-board 😂 it wasn’t CIA
@@YokaiXMost likely castizos.
>Bolivian Army launches most mid Coup ever
>Is Asked To Leave
"could you not?"
"ok :("
No vovsh you dont understand, the general really hated that door, this special military operation was to force the government to get a new door.
I get being upset over being fired, but this is a hell of a way to let the entire world know that you have, in fact, been fired.
Not me rolling up to Starbucks in a Bradley tank cuz they fired me for being late.
He DID NOT watch CGP Grey's "Rules for Rulers"
lmao
Or Half as Interesting's video on HOW TO DO A COUP...
@@theotherohlourdespadua1131 Ordinary Things's is better
the revolution MIGHT be televised
"This was just a prank, bro. Just a social experiment bro. I just wamted to drive my APC up to the center of Government just to flee on site, bro.
-2024 Bolivian Coup Boys
Brolivia
Note on the outside of the general's APC:
Please don't break the window
The AC is on
He has water
He's watching his favourite coup fail on UA-cam.
there better be a silly slapstick hijinks cartoon about this event someday. this was so fucking hilarious to go from "oh god, a coup, that's bad" to "this is the funniest historical event i've ever lived through"
I'm hoping for a Seth Rogan style comedy. They can even do the whole thing in real time, I've sat through movies longer than this coup.
It's a "You can't fire me, I quit!" kinda coup.
You can’t fire me! I’m the boss now
"So... erm... what was the plan sir ?"
"I forgor 💀"
Forgor
Prighozin and wagner had more teeth than this
Unironically yeah. Russia is much more unstable, the Wagner group had majority of armed forces in Russia, and Prighozin had relative fame and support to his name compared to Putin fatigue. If he got a deal with Putin, that could mean he was actually a threat
@@yargolocus4853 Though that deal ended up proving that Pringles was a moron for thinking a man known for having his political opponents assassinated even if they're abroad wouldn't ice him at the first opportunity.
Guys have only 4 ways out of depression: finding a girlfriend, going to the gym, praying to God and staging a Coup
Gym
Coup God, find gf at gym 💪
😂
Man got fired and decided “fuck it, we ball”
President explaining that him firing that general was totally justified because "Just look at him! He is so incompetent that he can not even coup me properly" was nice cherry on top.
"The Terrorist regime of the United States never rests. Faced with the crushing defeat against Russia in Ukraine..." Yes, I am sure the rest of that tweet was VERY worth reading.
@@YokaiXUS has been fighting so hard in Ukraine they've lost what, a few volunteers, maybe?
First sentence is true. cia amd the pentagon are a terrorist group.
It never rests, which is why the CIA told a guy to tell another company of soldiers to stand in front of the presidential palace
@@thunderspark1536Badillions of dollars. Although that may not matter due to MMT.
The "Hates Ukraine" test for detecting red-brown "leftists" and bad people in general never fails.
To be fair: If he couldn't even orchestrate a coup in South America, he probably wasn't all that capable as a general. Arce made the right call getting him out.
I think I’d kms if I pulled a coup that bad…
I dont think you get the option with a fail this big
@@PropheticShadeZmishima did
Oh this guy is on suicide watch
@@SpecialBlanket Oof yea I guess we have to give Zug a little credit here/take his funniest coup attempt trophy away. Mishima's coup attempt was way more pathetic and funny.
Lmao gigachad president arce
"P-P-Please resign"
"No, also you're going to jail."
Man the CIA is so washed, miss the good old days
Which is leading me to suspect it’s not the CIA behind it lol
The CIA was born washed, they actually have a horrible track record
@@blackwatertv7018nah, man, the CIA has always been this incompetent. Look at all the Castro attempts, for example. All their successes are purely down to luck
@@blackwatertv7018they failed badly in Venezuela a few years ago
If you actually read about the CIA backed coups, most of them failed and the few that didn't got removed really quickly
How nice of the general to wait until vaush's return to attempt a coup
26:10 It's a latin American tank, they're trying their best Voosh.
We have actual tanks, these are the urban ones
It's called 'tanquete', which is more of an armored vehicle of some description, not an 'actual' tank (machine translation - try not to fail challenge, hahah).
It identifies as a tank.
This is absolutely true of militaries everywhere I was in one. When you see everyone else dressed like you all going in one direction you join them and also march that way. You have no idea why but if this many of you are doing it the. Someone was ordered and it’s important. It’s the best chance you have to avoid trouble or discipline. Follow the crowd.
So when you’re like there’s probably a guy who just followed I literally garuntee there were hundreds
"TRY NOT TO GET TOPPLED BY THE U.S"
*Difficulty:* Latin America
Let’s be honest it’s probably Elon musk.
@@blackwatertv7018You're probably right. The Lithium mines in Bolivia are just tempting that animal Musk. It's a shame that billionaires cry, and America listens
@@blackwatertv7018if it was as amateur as reporting is making out to be then probably lol
@@blackwatertv7018 Probably, ese animal Musk tiene control sobre mucho de Bolivia. Saludos desde Mexico 🇲🇽
South America is the US's pants and the US likes to eat left over curry for breakfast.
There’s a meme in Mexico and latam that goes like “imagine being born in Sweden and missing out on this” that people use when the most surreal insane stuff happens to us and it’s too local for foreigners to even grasp how insane it is
I’m glad first worlders can get a taste of why in Mexico we say it’s Mexico magico (magic-filled Mexico) and Salvador Dali said this is the most surrea country. I think it applies to most of Latin America though
These goofy silly looney tunes type of things happen every day to us ngl 😂
60 iq military cue attempts
Presidents confirm the existence of wood elves
Multiple crypto bro presidents
Just another day in Latin America 😎
IDK if he goes in depth about this I d9nt have time to watch the full thing and wanna go in depth on my own channel but I will include 2 facts of the Bolivian Political Landscape for those who are interested.
1. The General who committed the Coup has stated that Arce told him to do the coup to build morale in his Government in the lead up to the 2025 Elections. Nobody outside of sone rando Westerners believe him as far as I am aware
2. Luis Arce and Evo Morales, despite being in the same Party FUCKING HATE EACHOTHER. All stemming from Arces win. When Arce won, Evo thought that he would have an active role in his administration, but Arce governed as his own individual. Despite not straying too far from Evo Ideologically, Evo has ran on "ARCE IS A TRAITOR" and has pushed for himself to be nominated by MAS-IPSP, to which a faction of the party Did nominate him and unformally expelled Arce from the Party. So...there's that
UPDATE: EVO MORALES NOW IS ACCUSING ARCE OF DOING THE COUP
Conservatives will say this was just practicing their right and it was peaceful so it dosnt count as a coup/insurection
There's something so absurdly hilarious as a spanish speaker about vaush just silently watching Bolivian news having zero clue about what's being said except for what the chat translates.
"Just this once, Rose! Everybody lives!" - The Doctor
So, basically he knew his troops weren't informed of chain of command change, so he made them march. Then leadership went "Oh. They don't know yet. Do a quick change of command.* And then he got arrested.
At least, that's how I'm reading this story.
what no beaches does to a mf
I actually felt a tinge of embarrassment watching him in that car after realising what just happened, and now I'm just laughing at the stupidity of this single man coup
Dude trying to argue that he was fighting against a "color revolution" 😑
It's so cursed that I first learned that term from Luna Oi.
@@LimeyLassenmy condolences
LaRouchist have coherent objectives challenge: IMPOSSIBLE
I think this is the first time anyone has ever said “What’s going on in Bolivia?”
Ever since the last coup about 10 years ago
@@smallzy842019
If you are american, probably; if you are latin american we are kinda all aware and informed about each other AND america. You all dumb dumbs getting trump elected got us a bunch of nuts following short after. GO VOTE
Back in 2019, the military pressured Morales out of power, and lots of people were freaking out about that. Fortunately the only thing that happened was a democratic interim government that quickly held new elections, leading to Arce as the current president
"Bolivia, a country you think about so little that you didn't notice that that isn't Bolivia..."
Kinda funny you are watching argentinian news on Bolivia, tbf we all watch argentinian shit down here xD
i love how everyone started chanting the chilean socialist song.
Will David Pakman will support this one too?
4:18 Samsung text blip making me check my phone every time!
That was awesome. Basically like watching a 2 hour movie. Would have been even better if I knew more Spanish!
But it was great to see even Arce's political rivals immediately denouncing the coup, along with the people in the streets, other South American presidents, and even the TV news hosts. Literally no one backed Zuniga, even his own soldiers bailed on him lol. Looks like no one got killed or even seriously injured. La Paz looks like a lovely city!
If this is what you do when you get fired, how do you hope to ever get hired anywhere? I'm just saying, in any non-dictatorship situation, this looks really bad on a resume
This gotta be the one of the worst, if not the worst attempts at a coup, in the history of coups, maybe ever 😂
Videos will be made about this, something on the style of the russian navy's journey to fight the japanese in the tsar times.
Ah the Russian second pacific squadron. So bad it almost led to war with the British Empire
Hey Vaush editors, maybe consider changing the video thumbnail, because it makes it look like there was a coup attempt in Chad, not Bolivia...
I witnessed a Coup being Life-streamed yesterday night, failed and being concluded within the same stream.
This was insanity and I will remember this for a while. :D
Mad props to the spanish speakers in chat. True MVPs!
a coup attempt that is somehow more shameful than Prigozjins
They must really want that lithium
First his wife leaves him, then his special baby cybertruck sucks, now his mail-order coup doesn't pan out? Man, Elon keeps catching L's :D
Gonna have to settle for lead 😎
His wife left him?
@@Cascada2009 Left him for Chelsea Manning. It was the beginning of Elon Musk's gradual spiral.
I’m so happy, cause today I found a coup, it’s in Bolivia…
Going to a commercial break during an active military coup is just about the most capitalist Latin American thing.
They were chanting the chorus of El Pueblo Unido when you were confused about what they were chanting. Look it up. "El pueblo unido jamás será vencido" means "the people united will never be defeated," and it's the chorus of a VERY popular and important song in Latin American circles.
I think that translation is verbatim used in US protests too
South America try not to have a coup challenge: IMPOSSIBLE
While the EUA holds the power it has, South America will never be safe from coup attempts. All they need is an excuse and rare natural resources available to come and "restore order" to any of our countries
Thank you USA
I like to think that it wasn’t the west because we’d have done it properly. That being said we have been getting significantly worse at coups as of late, that one in Venezuela a couple of years ago was embarrassing
Nothing happens for one hour twenty-five minutes. Coup is limp, fails
I love vaush XD "Chat, translate!"
Seems this was almost over a personal matter. Two guys didn't like each other and so one attempted a coup against the other after having a heated argument.
~ 27:40 Those guys are so bad at this, they fired a gas canister upwind of themselves. xD
Imagine threating the life of the president and only getting fired so instead to launch a wish version of a coup
Bart no
What
Sorry, force of habit
Kissinger is somewhere in hell seething right now.
Good
There is no hell
@@balajiraju4157 there is for kissinger
@@fordalels lol..left are so delusional like maga cult thinking Kissinger will be in hell just bcoz you hate him ..fyi bad people also win and have happy life and die peacefully at old age...you may hate him but he accomplished so many of his goal...we can learn to avoid those things happening again instead of hating on dead man
@@balajiraju4157 I can't think of a way for Kissinger to receive the keys to heaven, there is so much blood on his hands and he has never even apologized for any of it.
Imagine thinking you have the Mandate of Heaven and fumbling the bag this poorly.
I like to think he was told by God that he had the Mandate and just didn't understand that God was talking about China
Coupsiedoodles.
underrated comment
"Mission failed, we'll get them next time"
This is like some ancient rome anecdote that most people doubt happened the way it did. Actually insane
1:11:46 this moment is just "look at me I am the general now" arrest that man
"Sometimes a guy just does a big silly" sums it up pretty well
2:17 Finaly, someone who doesn't just yell "CIA!" when there is a coup.
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Results are in boys, it was...... The end of Chevron!
The cold war
@@zombieoverlord5173 nah, we already got that one back when Ukraine was invaded
@void-creature Russia is not the same adversary that the Soviet Union was. The closest would be China. Otherwise our relationship with NK has been a cold war
@@zombieoverlord5173 well, like with the other things we're bringing back it's more of a shadow of it's former self.
Like Covid wasn't much compared to the Spanish flu.
I guess he was in....THE CUCK TRUCK!
Someone get Vaush some Duolingo lessons
Bro really rolled a 1 on coup attempt
A feel-good historical event for a change
1:16:00 “yippie” about a flop of a coup
At least they arrested the leader of Coup that’s more then America
If you would write this into a serious story, people would say it's unbelievable and the antagonist is not acting like a real human.
Some night worker who has been sleeping wakes up and hears that their country was facing coup and it also ended during their sleep.
I hope the president will give the soldiers the ice cream they were promised by the general. 🥺🍦
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Honestly Vaush, some of the people blaming the CIA for this were also blaming Mossad as if there's a long history of them backing coups in South America. I think it's still a weird knee jerk reaction when the coup is literally 15 minutes old and you're screaming about the CIA right off the bat.
200 years from now, people will still talk about the guy who tried to coup Bolivia and then got arrested by his own soldiers
Imagine being the guy whose job it is to organise the US backed south american coups and having to go into work at the pentagon this morning
Funniest Coup Attempt WR
Now evo morales is saying this was an staged coup and that the president owes bolivians an explanation
If I hear the Spanish enough I'm pretty sure I'll just learn through exposure
New Failed Coup World Record Spedrun??? YOU Decide!
Spedrun, lol
Only if Summoning Salt is making a video about it.
Honestly, coup attempts just aren't what they used to be. When was the last time in the past five years we heard about a successful coup?
Burkina Faso
myanmar i think
They've always been kinda stupid, even when they succeeded.
Myanmar, Haiti, South Sudan?
@@Hola06 And even then, Myanmar's coup was a mess and looks like its going badly.
Benjamin coming in clutch.
He could not have done a worse coup attempt than this lmao
GOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLL
It's crazy to me, that a country that is larger than Texas, but actually has things nessecary for life, like abundant fresh water, only has 12 million people in it, that's the same as belgium! Anywhere else in the world, that'd just be in one of the top 3 cities alone.
@dr.osterman8158 depends where you draw the border really. The ruhr, paris, london are all above 12 million if you include the whole urban area. Maybe top 3 was hyperbole, outside of asia. Probably should have said, capital region size. The point still stands that it's not many people considering the land mass.
Its always wild to me how, throught the internet, we can now watch history happening, live, anywhere in the world. Its CRAZY!
no views hes COOKED forever smh shaking my head to get the pee out
It's so weird hearing Vaush pronounce Bolivia like a gringo now
It's still a better organised coup than January 6th. At least they had some military support.
Man, here I thought it was gonna be another Football coup, after Bolivia lost 2-0 to the US. Now that would have been a funny coup
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