@@Rolandeld1999 This country, frankly the entire West, is receiving ever increasing amounts of people that want to live here but hate everything about us and want to replace it with the bullshit that made their country of origin suck in the first place. It's utter madness.
Whats funny is even when he was in SA, he was a "Cape Colored"(as they call them there, as opposed to black) who are disliked and abused by the bantus like the zulu's who migrated into South Africa a hundred years+ after the Dutch had already colonized. Yet bantus now make up 90% of the population and took it over while claiming to be the natives.
Excuse me but my damp paper towel is way more entertaining. Not to mention it has infinitely more uses. I got bored when they put Brazilian Noah's stand up on so I grabbed a damp paper towel and cleaned my desk.
I thought this was a joke but other people are posting about it. God I'm glad I graduated in 2014, the amount of bullshit being pushed in school now is nuts (not that there wasn't a lot when I was in school too).
Trevor Noah writes standup like a space alien who has never found anything funny, and doesn’t even understand what funny is, but envies the ability of standup comedians to induce people to make chortling sounds with their face holes.
Hey you know all those loathsome unfunny late night guys, where every time you see their face you are reminded that we live in a horribly mundane but still anguishing dystopia? Howsabout we put them at together at once! Is this some sort of experiment to induce mass suicide?
My freshman year at Syracuse University, 2018, the entire incoming class was required to read Trevor Noah’s biography, write an essay on it and then sit through a presentation he gave about racism. I never read it or did the essay, but was forced to endure his obnoxious accent for over an hour.
@@cynicaltheastrocreep4504 Wasn’t a specific class. Literally every incoming student that year had to read it and then our first year orientation “groups” that everyone was assigned to then had to write reports.
It’s so funny to see these people’s egos be destroyed. They truly believe they are the most famous, most influencial people on the planet. Yet when put on youtube they get less views than a 10 year old playing a dumb game. I bet any money a video of paint drying gets more views than them. Their fame is fake. Their audience is fake. Their influence is fake
See anyone from CNN or MSNBC who attempts to strike out on their own on social media. They command the salaries they do on cable news because of the propaganda they put out, not the audiences they take in.
@@steviechampagne yes and no. They are making nothing compared to what they were and what they should be making. Mainstream news for example has cut down tremendously on in the field reporters and relies heavily on just copy and paste other news sites articles (or reporting based off twitter news). The reason why they still make money is basically by having all of LA believe the fake hype, so ads will pay extra premium for that spot. But once the bubble pops, the money will instantly dry up
The joke about a guy still posting about his facial hair telling me about politics is perfect lol it’s like all the annoying kids from highschool got put in positions of power
I was in Louisville recently and noticed downtown they have the UofL Jewish Hospital ... Interested, I googled it. Noticed they only had 3 stars and thought, oh come on. They don't want to wear that.
John Stewart chose Trevor for obvious reasons, race, mix raced, foreigner, apartheid, etc. But Trevor's mom also practiced Judaism. She gave Trevor a bar mitzvah. (He mentions it on his npr interview)
Trevor Noah’s standup bits are mapped out like a high school term paper. Thesis statement. Supporting statement. Supporting statement. Supporting statement. Conclusion. He just neglects to put anything comedic into this framework, because he doesn’t understand comedy.
@@DeflatingAtheism im not even talking about any of that. I mean how the guys LITERALLY sound like an AI chatbot reading off voice lines. Nothing about that clip sounds normal.
Guys I sure appreciate all the comedic relief but are you not CONCERNED?!?! Remember, it’s an election year!! I don’t know if you brave black men are taking things SERIOUSLY enough!!!! 😭🤯😱
@@rawkingkong definitely VOTE!!! You’d be an absolute fool to think your vote doesn’t do anything more than perpetuate the new world order and the trafficking of children
Jamaican migrant English teacher made the whole class watch us set in 2013/4 freshman year she also had us bastardize Shakespeare plays in Hamilton esque way
Guys getting mad in the comments over a thing that happened and ended literally a year ago bc sam just uploads outdated stuff without reference is hilarious
@@ultravioletiris6241 "Almost bumped a Jewish kid crossing the road. He didn't look b4 crossing but I still would have felt so bad in my german car!" -Trevor Noah
@@ultravioletiris6241 There were other tweets but youtube deleted them. Im not even sure if you can see the ones I posted, but if you can they're there for you to read 🤣
Man, imagine Shane Gillis with a good writing staff doing a late show. Doing Trump impressions and historical commentary. It would get more views than all these soyboys combined. I hate boomers addicted to legacy media.
Trevor Noah did a few shows in Asheville i think 2018 or 19. I was working at the asheville civic center then thru a temp company. I worked one show. Painfully unfunny. The woke asheville crowd sold the show out and laughed like a laughtrack. So cringe.
Someone at work said they thought Trevor Noah is the best comedian in the world…I just stood there in silence, realising that we were a vastness apart, like there was a whole ass Canyon between us
10:32 lololplolplol "i was talking to the queen about the blood tombs, and she said crash my daughters head into the wall, for giving a dude head" i cant even write it lol nicks impressions should be in a no contect compilation
The only enjoyable thing about late night hosts is when they’re in competition and insulting each other. Having them all be friendly is absolutely awful
There was actually a time in the UK when people thought Trevor Noah's comedy was at best tepid comedy maybe even luke warm comedy, he speed ran becoming rancid comedy in record time.
Ya but you dontmpisten to it, the ppint of the podcast is between all 5 of them you can point it out your windshield as emergency highbeams or signal ships if you lighthouse goes out. Its difficult to get that many lunens of glow in one condensed area
Pretty crazy that all the modern late-night hosts suck absolute ass. Kimmel is way too political now and is a shell of his former self, I can't stand Fallon the phony... Conan & Craig Ferguson were literally the only good (semi-recent) ones.
Trevor Noah is the kinda guy to escape the hell hole of South Africa to come to America just to talk shit about America and Americans
The jewlatto simply finished destroying south africa and has come to repeat the process here.
"We got whitey out of power, now it's your turn."
America sucks sooooo much that I'm going to settle, work and build a family there as an immigrant
@@Rolandeld1999 This country, frankly the entire West, is receiving ever increasing amounts of people that want to live here but hate everything about us and want to replace it with the bullshit that made their country of origin suck in the first place. It's utter madness.
@@Rolandeld1999I agree wholeheartedly even as a non American
Trevor Noah has the personality of a damp paper towel.
He has the highest African IQ with 75. Pure genius
Whats funny is even when he was in SA, he was a "Cape Colored"(as they call them there, as opposed to black) who are disliked and abused by the bantus like the zulu's who migrated into South Africa a hundred years+ after the Dutch had already colonized. Yet bantus now make up 90% of the population and took it over while claiming to be the natives.
As do all mixies
Excuse me but my damp paper towel is way more entertaining. Not to mention it has infinitely more uses. I got bored when they put Brazilian Noah's stand up on so I grabbed a damp paper towel and cleaned my desk.
You take that back! What did wet paper towel ever do to you?
They cry 5 times as they strike you 5 times.
Oh my God that's perfect.
Small hats, HUGE problems
Dreidel Force Kin
lol
Trevor Noah’s autobiography was required reading for me in the 6-7 grade. That was the moment I became radicalized
hahaha me too i immediatly noticed the last name and the fact im forced to read his shit, i found /pol/ early.
Gross
I thought this was a joke but other people are posting about it. God I'm glad I graduated in 2014, the amount of bullshit being pushed in school now is nuts (not that there wasn't a lot when I was in school too).
So glad I got out in 2011
@@bushdid91195I graduated in 2020 but fuck I'm in Tennessee so yeah we didn't do none of that shit lol
Trevor Noah writes standup like a space alien who has never found anything funny, and doesn’t even understand what funny is, but envies the ability of standup comedians to induce people to make chortling sounds with their face holes.
This is literally all of Australian and English comedians
@@JAKESGONE Ricky Gervais and Jimmy Carr?
Crazy how even THAT is giving these "late-night host" too much credit
@@JAKESGONE ua-cam.com/video/4ahDb-Fn1u4/v-deo.htmlsi=KCV0P5vnNJ1uKepX
Jew force 5
Sooo…. K!ke Force 5??? 😅
Colbert. Kimmel. Fallon. Oliver. Not Jews.
@@ZaphnathPanea Jew. Jews. Jew. Jew. Jews.
@@RiceQube21😂
@@ZaphnathPanea Noah.
Soy force five
More like, ky** force five.
Goy force five
Dont make fun bro its actually a great pod. Its kinda like the new cumtown
Hey you know all those loathsome unfunny late night guys, where every time you see their face you are reminded that we live in a horribly mundane but still anguishing dystopia? Howsabout we put them at together at once!
Is this some sort of experiment to induce mass suicide?
i dont like immigrants
- Floch Forster
Brazilian podcast
Full of silly Billys
Hydesteinburg
It’s them trying to be popular outside of pushing CIA propaganda
Colbert being "catholic" is an embarrassment to all catholicism...
He's a typical in name Catholic who picks and chooses what he believes. In other words, not Catholic.
and Christians. The guys fully believes in full term abortion and the equivalence of gay marriage.
The entire vatican is an embarassment to catholicism. Catholicism is an embarrassment to actual Christianity.
@@brittoncain5090faith should be a personal commitment anyway, People who worship to proselytize are usually assholes
He's only there for the altar boys
talk tuah better
Talk tuem
Hawk tuah three four
She's not and without the makeup those looks drop like a rock
Trevor "CIA asset" Noah
Catholics in action.
*Trevor Noah is as funny as a cancer diagnosis.*
My freshman year at Syracuse University, 2018, the entire incoming class was required to read Trevor Noah’s biography, write an essay on it and then sit through a presentation he gave about racism. I never read it or did the essay, but was forced to endure his obnoxious accent for over an hour.
Other people have mentioned they were forced to read it in hs. Is it him or his handlers with those connections/abilities to influence?
Insanity
What class was this lol
@@cynicaltheastrocreep4504 Wasn’t a specific class. Literally every incoming student that year had to read it and then our first year orientation “groups” that everyone was assigned to then had to write reports.
@@Gillio66 sounds like bullshit to me but whateva
It’s so funny to see these people’s egos be destroyed. They truly believe they are the most famous, most influencial people on the planet. Yet when put on youtube they get less views than a 10 year old playing a dumb game. I bet any money a video of paint drying gets more views than them. Their fame is fake. Their audience is fake. Their influence is fake
See anyone from CNN or MSNBC who attempts to strike out on their own on social media. They command the salaries they do on cable news because of the propaganda they put out, not the audiences they take in.
But the money is real
@@steviechampagne yes and no. They are making nothing compared to what they were and what they should be making. Mainstream news for example has cut down tremendously on in the field reporters and relies heavily on just copy and paste other news sites articles (or reporting based off twitter news). The reason why they still make money is basically by having all of LA believe the fake hype, so ads will pay extra premium for that spot. But once the bubble pops, the money will instantly dry up
Nobody wants to watch their podcast, but obviously there's a lot of people watching their main programs
@@buttcube6085 riiiiiight
The joke about a guy still posting about his facial hair telling me about politics is perfect lol it’s like all the annoying kids from highschool got put in positions of power
¥ike force five
Kaik Force Five
Khaki Forced Hive
Big Mike four skin five
Yenike force five
Kyk force 5
Charls needs his own late night show where he just berates A-listers for being CIA clones
I’d become a subscriber ASAP
I’ve never even seen Trevor make anyone slightly crack a smile. Ever.
I liked his tweets where he mocked, Jews, israel and fat women but that was literally more than 11 years ago
Everyone has that one aunt that LOVES trevor noah's show
so glad i don't have aunts.
Not if your white
You that one friend. I have a few and a cousin unfortunately
Probably because one of their grandchildren they help raise in mixed.
You mean the cool wine aunt?
"My fingers FELL into the boy"
VERY fun fact: his mother converted to judaism when he was young. What are the odds!?
Ok how exactly does someone "convert to judaism" ?!
Convert from what ?
Borrowing ?
Borrower to lender
Wow
@@Highlander1432 You convert to judaism by donating to the synagogue and the ADL.
They support each other to undermine us
I was in Louisville recently and noticed downtown they have the UofL Jewish Hospital ... Interested, I googled it. Noticed they only had 3 stars and thought, oh come on. They don't want to wear that.
They're bringing out the STARS
Hey, look at the stars they brought out. Have ya ever brought the stars out before?
@@mariokartplaylists Yeah something tells me this guy isn't bringing out the stars
All the stars are hereeee
John Stewart chose Trevor for obvious reasons, race, mix raced, foreigner, apartheid, etc. But Trevor's mom also practiced Judaism. She gave Trevor a bar mitzvah. (He mentions it on his npr interview)
That means he's Jewish. If it's the mother you're a Jew. If it's the father you're a mischling
Trevor Noah is a huge Brazilian
1:25 this literally sounds like AI
Trevor Noah’s standup bits are mapped out like a high school term paper. Thesis statement. Supporting statement. Supporting statement. Supporting statement. Conclusion. He just neglects to put anything comedic into this framework, because he doesn’t understand comedy.
@@DeflatingAtheismhe’s a great example of how no amount of money, effort, and outside support can give you the gift of the comedic gab
@@DeflatingAtheism im not even talking about any of that. I mean how the guys LITERALLY sound like an AI chatbot reading off voice lines. Nothing about that clip sounds normal.
quit recycling clips dude
hes doing it for his daughter
Lol
Fr like every video I’m watching the previous 2 vids
get the gumroad brokie
Imagine clinging onto these videos the second they’re released. Go read or something
Trevor noah reminds me of jamal ginsberg from sopranos.
Now that i think about it, i think that chadacter was called noah too lol
Lmao the "hasidic homeboy"
Nick calling 40 year old Noah "kid", Dana White-style
It’s a new england thing
What if he called him "boy"?
He should have just called him a little Person inside
40 year old 🐵ahh
Halfrican
Ever watch one of those sitcoms with the canned laugh-track removed? Same energy as Strike Force 5.
Big Bamg Theory eh?
Idk the transition from David Letterman and Craig Ferguson to Stephen Colbert and James Cordin was like overnight whiplash with tbi karoke in a car
Sadder was to watch Craig Ferguson and Stephen Colbert becoming aggressively unfunny
Trevor Noah makes Joe Rogan look like Norm Mcdonald
Nightmare blunt rotation podcast💀
Guys I sure appreciate all the comedic relief but are you not CONCERNED?!?! Remember, it’s an election year!! I don’t know if you brave black men are taking things SERIOUSLY enough!!!! 😭🤯😱
What should they do? Vote or die?
@@rawkingkong definitely VOTE!!! You’d be an absolute fool to think your vote doesn’t do anything more than perpetuate the new world order and the trafficking of children
ur music sucks
No better solution than to sit around a cry, eating black pills.
Shite force five
Sans-foreskin five
Jamaican migrant English teacher made the whole class watch us set in 2013/4 freshman year she also had us bastardize Shakespeare plays in Hamilton esque way
This sentence makes no sense
Being in that zoom call would be a literal real nightmare
Trevor Silly Billy Noah
sam looks more and more like a mad scientist with how greasy his hair usually is, looks like KCJFS
Guys getting mad in the comments over a thing that happened and ended literally a year ago bc sam just uploads outdated stuff without reference is hilarious
Not Sam but yeah it’s funny
@jerryfromtheblock6463 Someone insulted my e-daddy but I'm too much of a sigma to admit it. They're sooo funny😎
This is a clip channel bro
dude you just wrote a paragraph
People will never not be angry about the shit that's happening
The sad thing is that Trevor Noah used to be based as a teenager. He got in trouble for tweeting about the [BRAZILIANS]
Oh? What did he tweet?
@@ultravioletiris6241 "Behind every successful Rap Billionaire is a double as rich Jewish man"
-Trevor Noah
@@ultravioletiris6241 "Almost bumped a Jewish kid crossing the road. He didn't look b4 crossing but I still would have felt so bad in my german car!"
-Trevor Noah
@@ultravioletiris6241 "Messi gets the ball and the real players try foul him, but Messi doesn't go down easy, just like jewish chicks."
-Trevor Noah
@@ultravioletiris6241 There were other tweets but youtube deleted them. Im not even sure if you can see the ones I posted, but if you can they're there for you to read 🤣
Kite Force Five
This is such an amazing delivery 6:56
8:50
9:26
Trevor Noah thought he had it in the bag
Unfiltered raw uncut Brazilians
13,000+ views in 5 hours for the record.
Man, imagine Shane Gillis with a good writing staff doing a late show. Doing Trump impressions and historical commentary. It would get more views than all these soyboys combined. I hate boomers addicted to legacy media.
Trevor Noah did a few shows in Asheville i think 2018 or 19. I was working at the asheville civic center then thru a temp company. I worked one show. Painfully unfunny. The woke asheville crowd sold the show out and laughed like a laughtrack. So cringe.
You can really tell who puts in the most effort at the rituals.
K*** Force 5? Anybody? C'mon guys.
for 1 jew? kind of a stretch
"I say WATUH 'cause there's a T in the word"
What about the R, Trevor? WHAT ABOUT THE R?!
He is . . . THE R 💥
Hardarr the Pirate
funny pronunciation bit. It gets more funny every time.
I remember the first time I saw him I couldn't understand why he was picked
I like how Nick takes trevor's shitty bit and immediately makes it funny
that nardwuar comparison was bad lol.
Amir is a middle eastern man. The racist joke impressed them
@6:58 Yakub?
Someone at work said they thought Trevor Noah is the best comedian in the world…I just stood there in silence, realising that we were a vastness apart, like there was a whole ass Canyon between us
LMAO ACCENT COMEDY LMAOOOOOO
10:32 lololplolplol "i was talking to the queen about the blood tombs, and she said crash my daughters head into the wall, for giving a dude head" i cant even write it lol nicks impressions should be in a no contect compilation
"JRE has become too influential... unleash the assets" -CIA
love the same clipslop 40 times
"I say water because there's a T in the word"
"A mirror is a mirruh"
Daily Show was funny in the same way pre boiling water is warm and relaxing.
They oumped out 12 episodes in the span of a month and a half and called it quits lmao
"I'm basically a building block" 😂
Damn Jimmy Kimmel sounding especially brazilian in that
This video has 3,547 views in 1 hour.
Trevor Noah is just like an open mic er. In Australia
you guys deserve a brazilian dollars
I'll never forgive Trevor for dissing ma boi Franklin for sitting on his own at thanksgiving.
I think Seth Meyers is the only Jewish guy
Spot-on analysis as always.
The only enjoyable thing about late night hosts is when they’re in competition and insulting each other. Having them all be friendly is absolutely awful
I thought strike force five was that german tv show with agent hitler, fbi
danger 5 is its name and its the steak ice cream blowjob to stephen colbert's icy creamed stakeout also kimmel has touched my peepee
To be fair, nobody accused Fallon, Kimmel, Colbert, etc. to be funny
1.7K views in 30 minutes, so there's that.
nick really hating on nardwuar even though he’s probably the best investigative journalist of this century lmao
They didn’t get Conan, the only good late night host
He deleted all his old pics
Trevor Noah is if you put a banana peel inside a Ta-Nehisi Coates book.
Before nick joined this podcast was as relatable as strike force five
So they’re like 5 Opie podcasts in one with those numbers
There was actually a time in the UK when people thought Trevor Noah's comedy was at best tepid comedy maybe even luke warm comedy, he speed ran becoming rancid comedy in record time.
"Stars of late night tv" is an oxymoron
Trevor Noah’s old tweets were funny too but as soon as he got a show on comedy centeral he became the most standard issue comedian ever
My worst nightmare is these two going through my old instagram account
Ya but you dontmpisten to it, the ppint of the podcast is between all 5 of them you can point it out your windshield as emergency highbeams or signal ships if you lighthouse goes out. Its difficult to get that many lunens of glow in one condensed area
Trevor Noah's comedy was ruined by Hollywood. His stand-up in South Africa was honestly so good. So like 15 years ago...
😂
“ you can shoot it with darts“ lmfao
I didnt know he was british ive never heard him speak
Actually he's South African iirc, but yeah he tries RELLY hard to sound sophisticated whilst mocking how 'mericans talk.
@theblocksays i just feel like charls when he tried so hard not to hear that white dreadhead girl talk and now i know what trvor noah sounds like
They're bringing out the stars!
immigrants anger me
- Floch Forster
Why cant i just use an electric blanket on my feet?
They tried to make their version of the first black president kinda situation
Pretty crazy that all the modern late-night hosts suck absolute ass. Kimmel is way too political now and is a shell of his former self, I can't stand Fallon the phony... Conan & Craig Ferguson were literally the only good (semi-recent) ones.
Kimmel is eventually gonna come out as trans and close the edgelord to tranny cycle.
What’s crazy is that Seth Meyers is the only comedian in that podcast that’s Jewish.
Mainstream celebrities = 5k views
These guys=75k views
The night show hosts are being blown out of the water by regular guys. Hilarious.
9:42 “ I did not have sexual relationships with that woman”
Jon Leibowitz.