Compilation of Roy Walker's Crap Catchphrase Jokes
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- Опубліковано 14 лют 2011
- We all remember the gameshow Catch Phrase, and if so you should all remeber its Northern Irish Host Roy Walker, and if so you should all remember his awful sense of humour and his extremely low brow, rubbish jokes. Here's a collection of his best...or worst depending on how you look at it.
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"Have you got a minute?"
*audience breaks out in a cold sweat*
his jokes might've been crap but he's still the best damn host of catchphrase
You ever hear him play just a minute?
I hate Stephen Mulhern.
@@russellthompson9271 why
@@russellthompson9271 So do I. He is just another of Ant and Dec's bum chums, like the awful Andi Peters.
You've performed an incredibly valuable service for humanity with this upload.
I could not agree more.
I've downloaded this UA-cam clip in case it gets deleted.
I love Roy Walker a complete gent and great sense of humor. He has done so much great work for people in need and has never sought any publicity for it. I had a couple of friends who.met him and they say he was an absolute legend. Mucho respect Roy! Love the jokes!
That's a good answer but it's not right.
Compilation of Roy Walker's Crap Catchphrase Jokes 0755am 18.5.23 my dad said he was blue live... dunno if that's the case,... terrible jokes, though. and yer left bemused as opposed to fulfilled. sadly not everything everyone says has to be amusing. as though a person only had one aspect to his/her personality... still; he was paid to be amusing...
Roy is absolutely hilarious! I’ve waited 10 years to throw my phone into a bush!
"Will you marry me?"
"course I will Deano"
..."She's only after you for your money."
Roy is a fucking savage, that was cold lol
The comedy in these joke segments is all in how Roy himself finds them funny.
The little boy on the phone with the police and fireman looking for him was funny! They don't tell jokes like this on TV any more
Jaspar Carrot told that one.
"We've got a couple of chickens over here!" Worst. Segue. Ever.
These jokes are so utterly terrible... that they're actually hilarious. XD
You don't get talent like this anymore...
omg for any of you who last threw to the end you'll find he completely ruins a marriage proposal, the legend.
These jokes are absolutely terrible and that's exactly why I love them. Roy should tour with Neil Hamburger.
RIIIIIIGGGGHHHHHTTTTT!
I quite like the one about the neighbour who thinks he's a car
That's a lot of minutes you wanted Roy! 😂
4:00 i've dialled a wrong number a few times and it has been engaged.
3:56 - found it!!! I saw him tell that joke the other day on a repeat and thought I'd remembered it but couldn't quite get it right. Thanks to the uploader for putting it up there :-)
I wanna meet the couple of chickens.
This just cheered me up!
With these clips monsieur, you are spoiling us
I think this is the best title to a video ever.
Bring back Roy Walker.
+Emma Bowring Too old now, he's in his 70s :(
Yeah bring him back
@@danbourne5378 Didn't stop him from hosting a one-off at Edinburgh TV Festival in 2018.
"Have you got a minute?"
Actually, Roy, I'm kind of in a hurry. Can we just get on with the game?
That joke about the opticians went on for about 30 minutes. God.
If you watch his stand up stuff, it was exactly like this. I guess this humour was just popular years ago.
"It's good but it's not right"
He's like Richard Whiteley. His jokes were quite bad but we loved him for that
:)
Happy 80th birthday 🎂 Roy Walker 🍾 🥳 🎉
3:33 Audience laughs at the set up thinking it's the punchline. THAT's how bad these jokes are
FOR FUCK'S SAKE, ROY
DO NOT SWEAR
...
Throughout this video I was cringing with embarrassment. He makes even Fozzie Bear's crap jokes seem funny.
I grew up watching shows like this ~ better than t.v today!....
It’s good but it’s not right
brilliant show
YOU take care!
"She's only after you for your money" ... I take it roy wasn't invited to the wedding.
Compilation of Roy Walker's Crap Catchphrase Jokes 0802am 18.5.23 ahahahahahahaha... is the way he hypothesizes them, i suppose... as for roy's advice - i will certainly be taking that on board and doin just that when they can get their arses into gear and send me my money!!!!!
Roy Walker, the 4th dimensional comedian
Well.....he killed sb.......
You're right!!!!
3:41, spot the guy in the glasses putting his hand over his mouth and yelling "Ha"! What a ledge
Oh that hurts!
:) :) :) Roy Walker is a LEGEND :) :) ;) :) :) ;) ;) ;)
He's a legend indeed
We've a couple of contestants
Let's meet them ;)
@rocksoliddude1 the airport lounge joke was the holy grail of crap jokes
I actually cried...
@cupcakefairy87
Because they have cue-signs above their heads which instruct them to 'laugh', 'applaud' or 'boo'.
-Just like every single other gameshow in television history...
the undertaker, he died of starvation!!! HAHAAHAHAAARRARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGELELELEELELELELELEEEEEE
Terrifying.
Steven Mulhern in his prime
Compilation of Roy Walker's Crap Catchphrase Jokes 0752am 18.5.23 i warmed to roy eventually when he played whitworth golf club. dunno if anyone turned up that night... but, yeah, crap jokes seem to be an irish past time..
Thanks for putting this together. It is a shame you only had access to the episodes that Challenge currently show. There are so many more jokes in the complete series you could have used. These may be crap jokes and Roy Walker has never looked easy in front of the camera but at least he wasn't nasty. I'd rather much rather watch this than something hosted by Graham Norton.
There is a great moment in the first episode (its on YT) where a contestant has to lie for a joke to work, but he forgets.
Lol. This is ace. I seriously thought it was me who didn't get his jokes. But my word they actually are shit. Ha ha
"Catch Fizz."
I never got to meet the contestants
I hex you to dwell in Roy Walker pergatory forevermore.
We've got a couple of contestants lets meet them
What surprised me was that the audience always laughed. Unsure if it was out of pity or confusion.
Prompting by the studio manager shouting 'Fucking laugh, laugh and clap!'
I want to meet a couple of contestants!
The new host has better jokes!
Brother would have most certainly given Bruce Forsyth a run for his money in terms of the shittest jokes.
Good old Roy. Wrote none of his own jokes, you know.
Truly awful jokes but these old shows beat any that get produced now imo.
LOOKS LIKE A LOT OF JOHN O'HURLEY
say what you see innit
Mad as a lorry
Fluid Mosaic Low miff.
Haha, what's with that green jacket.
@Hamstertimesuper that he is, hamstertimesuper, that he is.
10 minutes of crap jokes from Roy...but why were the audience laughing?
They were taken out back and shot if they didn't
I will now stipulate that these jokes were in fact moderately humorous but certainly comfortably entertaining for a family game show, and we only see them as horrendous because of the title of this video.
*Stipulates*
Chris Moyles led me here
How much did they pay that audience to laugh? must have been a fortune! or were they sprayed with laughing gas or marijuana smoke before the show started?
@WadeBarratt10 at Gun point?
The woman in the thumbnail looks like she has a thick black moustache.
9:36
Nah he's hilarious.
Too...many...bad...jokes!
NO!
2:18
6:19
So sad to hear of Roy's death. I've just watched catchphrase out of respect. He was one of Britains finest comic talents.
tvtower Roy Is Not Dead He’s Still Alive
tvtower Roy is still alive
He's alive
This man, truly, was a monster.
Yes, you are. Roy Walker is a gent. Calling him a monster is nasty and spiteful.
LEAVE ROY ALONE HE'S A GENTLEMEN
the second joke about the opticians? wtf is he talking about? it makes no sense what so ever!
Hey don't do this. Roy is a good lad.
They audience are probably made to laugh by an armed gunman equipped wiv an.ak47. Those jokes are the worst ever i have heard !
Makes what Jimmy Saville did seem tame.
Worst Jokes ever Roy Walker reminds me of Richard Dawson ( Damon Killian) From The Running Man (lol)
Ha
RIP ROY WALKER
Not dead. As well you know.
Emma Colley he’s still alive he’s not dead yet
HE ALREADY MIGHT SEE ME IN REAL LIFE
Yeah
There's been funnier genocides
I can only assume that far bastard didn't get down on one knee because he wouldn't be able to get up
He was bad on purpose.. right?
Well I got a little over 3 minutes in, that's enough for me. I thought maybe being in my mid 20's I would now like his jokes, nope. Still awful.
They're not even jokes.
Painful
Worst jokes ever
His jokes are so bad that their not even bad funny
Whoever that man is who laughs at 3:51
I hate him
They are kind of crap though
He's an absolutely awful comedian. He must have made up for it with his seamless segues.
His stand up is funnier than this.
@@russellthompson9271 his show of the 90s was allot better than nick weir and mark curry
STOP HATING ON HIM!
@@hotpointbrownlover3365 I agree.
Roy Walker is the king. :)
@@manslikeaqeelsonicadvances8566 roy walker is even better than the new version
Couldnt physically watch the whole video
I think it's spiteful and nasty to call his jokes "crap". Who the Hell are you?! Roy Walker is a well liked tv personality who will be remembered by millions after he's gone. Show some fucking respect!
But his jokes ARE crap.
We've a couple of contestants