New Diet || Crapshots Ep771

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  • Опубліковано 13 тра 2024
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  • @sentinelstorm487
    @sentinelstorm487 16 днів тому +499

    A perfectly normal conversation between Graham and Beej, I don’t see why this is a crapshot

    • @calebmarmon1310
      @calebmarmon1310 16 днів тому +43

      Someone forgot to turn off the cameras. Graham’s editing addiction did the rest.

    • @mightygregdoge
      @mightygregdoge 16 днів тому +10

      You mean Gram and Beegg.

    • @KewlioMZX
      @KewlioMZX 16 днів тому +23

      It is literally a *crap* shot.

    • @jackielinde7568
      @jackielinde7568 16 днів тому +8

      @@KewlioMZX I don't think it's just a shot at crap. I'm pretty sure it's pretty much a guarantee at this point.

    • @SgtDax
      @SgtDax 16 днів тому +8

      ​@@calebmarmon1310can't be. We didn't have extra shots of G's shoes walking around or him entering a room with the camera running. (Both of which I genuinely love)

  • @diamondmagus
    @diamondmagus 16 днів тому +283

    Beej is off into the forest to enjoy a well deserved Man's Romance.

    • @gaz-l621
      @gaz-l621 16 днів тому +5

      In the crisp spring rain

    • @vinewood_OG
      @vinewood_OG 16 днів тому +2

      Tell Ian to break out the Lady Gaga wig! Again.

    • @sfsmaus
      @sfsmaus 16 днів тому

      I can imagine his MR setup is exquisite.

    • @PeterWDawson
      @PeterWDawson 16 днів тому +1

      I imagine it being accompanied by the theme song to the Littlest Hobo.

    •  16 днів тому +1

      Right on time for Sonic's 30th anniversary.

  • @Scorpio2074
    @Scorpio2074 16 днів тому +83

    "We're a family friendly channel."
    ...
    "That has never been true."
    QED

  • @spiralhaze2070
    @spiralhaze2070 16 днів тому +19

    If I had a nickel for every crapshot where "Cheat Day" is the punchline, I'd have two nickels.

    • @1steelcobra
      @1steelcobra 16 днів тому +11

      Though Cameron's absolute joy in just biting into a head of Cauliflower and saying "it's cheat day" was amazing.

  • @Yhelta
    @Yhelta 16 днів тому +23

    “Clenched in a shitknot” is my new favorite Grahamism

    • @seriouslyigiveup
      @seriouslyigiveup 15 днів тому +2

      "Wait and Bleed" was my favorite Shitknot song.

  • @mattjohnson5540
    @mattjohnson5540 16 днів тому +98

    Graham and Beej have a really great energy in this one that sells two genuine long time friends that are comfortable with each other and their idiosyncrasies.

    • @---we1ok
      @---we1ok 16 днів тому +3

      Or uncomfortable in that deeply familiar way.

    • @PepperJAQ
      @PepperJAQ 15 днів тому

      So... just normal Graham and Beej? XD

  • @ZKtheMAN
    @ZKtheMAN 16 днів тому +70

    Completely lost it with this one. Big compliments to Graham's straight man act and Beej's unbridled expressiveness on "CHEAT DAAAYYYYYY". Well done guys, excellent Crapshot.

    • @---we1ok
      @---we1ok 16 днів тому

      Great companion to the weird diet sub-series of Crapshots from Ben and Cam.

    • @Dragonewt-dv6dj
      @Dragonewt-dv6dj 16 днів тому +1

      Sheet day

  • @Geldaran
    @Geldaran 16 днів тому +54

    This was definitely a CRAPshot. 😆

  • @barbaros99
    @barbaros99 16 днів тому +11

    That, "Hate that", was so well delivered.

  • @Sugarman96
    @Sugarman96 16 днів тому +47

    It's about time they decided to just film Beej go about his day for these crapshots, seems easier than writing.

  • @pattheriot3963
    @pattheriot3963 16 днів тому +25

    Not gonna lie, I was half-expecting an in-universe, modern-day telling of the Krog diet short.

    • @ShadowReignhart
      @ShadowReignhart 16 днів тому +5

      Why do you think it hurt so much to hold in? All those minerals

    • @HSDclover
      @HSDclover 16 днів тому +1

      I'm so glad i wasn't the only one, lmao

  • @ShierakQiya
    @ShierakQiya 16 днів тому +4

    I can only imagine what went through the minds of random people off on another part of the trail when they heard "CHEAT DAY!" echo through the trees.

  • @DeadnCold
    @DeadnCold 16 днів тому +11

    I feel that Beej is the only person on the planet who could have pulled that part off as perfectly as what I just witnessed.

  • @stevencrampton8506
    @stevencrampton8506 16 днів тому +2

    Worth it for bringing "shit knot" into my vocabulary now.

  • @hiimemily
    @hiimemily 16 днів тому +27

    Really putting the "crap" in Crapshots with this one.

  • @KraestBurns
    @KraestBurns 16 днів тому +10

    “Expressed as a percentage” alone really got me XD

  • @ReallyNotAGoose
    @ReallyNotAGoose 16 днів тому +6

    That walk at the end totally sells it. This one had me rolling.

  • @KittyCatalyst
    @KittyCatalyst 16 днів тому +2

    love the 'gotta shit' strut XD

  • @DaxStrife1984
    @DaxStrife1984 16 днів тому +2

    The only way this could have been improved is if Graham said, "Have fun, don't miss."

  • @dracoelynne
    @dracoelynne 16 днів тому +2

    Spouse and I watched this and when we were done he said "... Beej wrote this one." not even a question, just, yeah. XD

  • @sandmanlives3
    @sandmanlives3 16 днів тому +3

    Excellent, as always. Thank you.
    Love ‘cheat day’ as a punchline.

  • @ExhaustedElox
    @ExhaustedElox 16 днів тому +18

    You may want to put up a sign in that part of the forest for a few days if Beej is that bound up.

  • @WooglinForever
    @WooglinForever 16 днів тому +3

    Gotta love the occasional, literal Crapshot

  • @pharniel
    @pharniel 16 днів тому +2

    I love a video that ends in A Man's Romance.

  • @TehFrenchy29
    @TehFrenchy29 16 днів тому +3

    If a Beej shits in the woods hopefully Graham isn't around to hear it. For both their sakes, though mostly Graham's.

  • @somebodynowhere
    @somebodynowhere 16 днів тому +3

    after the "have fun" I expected beej to yell back "I will"

  • @GumbyBrainDoctor
    @GumbyBrainDoctor 15 днів тому

    Graham's ability to interrupt himself is one of his best comedic talents.

  • @pvtpain66k
    @pvtpain66k 16 днів тому +7

    "that's gross, by the way"
    Also, sorry children, this is what being an adult is really like.

    • @letfireraindown
      @letfireraindown 16 днів тому +2

      Truly, you will have more conversations about your or your kid's poop than you ever thought possible.

  • @BtEtta
    @BtEtta 16 днів тому +6

    Goddamn there are some amazing line deliveries in this.

  • @patinate
    @patinate 16 днів тому +3

    Man, the writing, acting, and editing on this one is really tight

  • @derkcast620
    @derkcast620 16 днів тому

    i want to imagine Beej and Graham, going for a leisurely walk and THIS is the skit they come up with

  • @EyalBrown
    @EyalBrown 16 днів тому +7

    Ngl you had me at "intermittent shitting"

  • @jedfromyourlocallibrary
    @jedfromyourlocallibrary 16 днів тому +1

    Perfectly hinged behavior

  • @thebassistsoldier
    @thebassistsoldier 16 днів тому +32

    Updoot for the algae rhythm!
    Also gfdi well done on the punchline.

  • @WFierce
    @WFierce 16 днів тому

    "No pain, no strain" feels like it should be the tagline of a *lot* of diet/exercise programs.

  • @thresherGnat
    @thresherGnat 16 днів тому +2

    "no pain, no strain," is what broke me

  • @lexslate2476
    @lexslate2476 16 днів тому

    A well-made bowel joke, in the finest tradition of the genre.

  • @bannin2916
    @bannin2916 16 днів тому +9

    I, too, am morbidly curious about the supposed benefits...

    • @BrentAmati
      @BrentAmati 16 днів тому +2

      All that clenching really burns calories.

    • @FakeSchrodingersCat
      @FakeSchrodingersCat 16 днів тому +1

      Obviously you get so backed up some of your last meal can't make it out of your stomach so you don't feel hungry.

    • @RothAnim
      @RothAnim 16 днів тому +3

      By universal coincidence, I _just_ heard a reddit horror story last night about a dumb teen who thought this would be a good idea (absorb more nutrients from your food!) , wound up with severe constipation, and ended up having a catasstrophic blowout in a Costco restroom requiring paramedics.

    • @TheJohtaja
      @TheJohtaja 16 днів тому

      No benefit, just downsides. E.g. there just was an article in the Guardian with excerpts from a doctor's book on hiney health.
      I feel like this crapshot at least partly qualifies as a Baader-Meinhof phenomenon entry for me.

  • @stormgod519
    @stormgod519 15 днів тому

    I think we need a clean take of Beej yelling “CHEAT DAY!” For the soundboard.

  • @wearwolf2500
    @wearwolf2500 16 днів тому +4

    If a Beej shits in the woods, does it make a sound?

    • @jackielinde7568
      @jackielinde7568 16 днів тому +3

      That all depends on how bound up a Beej is. Also, you might have to factor in dairy and/or soy consumption over the previous day.

    • @thejackscraft3472
      @thejackscraft3472 16 днів тому +5

      Yes, specifically a Beej Drop.

    • @Argusthecat
      @Argusthecat 16 днів тому +2

      Yes, it's the railgun firing effect from Quake 3.

    • @jackielinde7568
      @jackielinde7568 16 днів тому +1

      @@Argusthecat Minds Blown. Maybe a few of them were colons and large intestines.

  • @furrygarbage2757
    @furrygarbage2757 16 днів тому +8

    Literal crap-shot.

  • @GenericDifference
    @GenericDifference 16 днів тому +3

    I am algorythmically satisfied with this content.

  • @SIaanme
    @SIaanme 11 днів тому

    Ever since watching this crapshot, I have not known peace. I have been noticing when I've been "making a move" between noon and 8pm. I thought today I had failed, but then I remembered: it's Sunday.

  • @ImJustHereToWatch14
    @ImJustHereToWatch14 16 днів тому

    Graham is surprisingly unfazed by those requirements. Beej can't poop in the morning, Graham!

  • @johnalogue9832
    @johnalogue9832 16 днів тому

    The greatest utterance of the phrase "cheat day" since that other Crapshot....

  • @Deimir
    @Deimir 16 днів тому

    At least he's headed off into the woods instead of just...let's call it "relaxing" right then and there lol

  • @staley101
    @staley101 16 днів тому +3

    A man's romance.

  • @OmegablueWolf
    @OmegablueWolf 16 днів тому +5

    a litteral Crapshot, thank you LRR!

  • @adiuntesserande6893
    @adiuntesserande6893 16 днів тому +3

    Well, shit!

    • @jackielinde7568
      @jackielinde7568 16 днів тому +2

      Seeing how bad in a way Beej was, I'm hoping it's a "well shit."

  • @TheCrosshare
    @TheCrosshare 16 днів тому

    Well i guess we finally answered the age old "Does a Beej shit in the woods?" question!

  • @foxmar2344
    @foxmar2344 16 днів тому

    I feel like this is an everyday conversation between Graham and Beej.

  • @TDawgBR
    @TDawgBR 16 днів тому +1

    Checkpoint after hours.

  • @K-16
    @K-16 16 днів тому

    I want to believe Graham and Beej filmed both this and the Krog and Torg skits on the same day at this location.

  • @Jimorian
    @Jimorian 15 днів тому +1

    I'm definitely picking the bear over Beej in this circumstance.

  • @probably-aquarion
    @probably-aquarion 15 днів тому

    Added to playlist: Crapshots that could have been shot in the moonbase but were not because it made the joke better with no extra lines.

  • @kennethmoyers1396
    @kennethmoyers1396 16 днів тому

    Both a common LRR W and an uncommonly literal interpretation of the title 😄

  • @kylecarson3318
    @kylecarson3318 16 днів тому +2

    I laughed real hard at this one

  • @TheOnlySMAWJ
    @TheOnlySMAWJ 16 днів тому +4

    Never make a move too soon

  • @Eramiserasmus
    @Eramiserasmus 16 днів тому

    A normal conversation at LRR captured on film.

  • @n8rboy
    @n8rboy 16 днів тому +1

    I'm glad the video ended before we had to see the crap shot.

  • @Ecter
    @Ecter 14 днів тому

    Ah yes. A perfectly literal crapshot.

  • @Kyrbi0
    @Kyrbi0 16 днів тому

    Incredible punchline!

  • @artemi7
    @artemi7 11 днів тому

    Usually Crap Shots are not this literal lol

  • @EldarLuin
    @EldarLuin 16 днів тому

    Now we all know, the Beej poops in the woods.

  • @vagrantfiction768
    @vagrantfiction768 16 днів тому +2

    Gotta love cheat day

  • @TK-_-GZ
    @TK-_-GZ 16 днів тому +2

    Algorithmic punch!

  • @Lightmane
    @Lightmane 16 днів тому

    Finally, an actual crapshot

  • @kennethbartels4274
    @kennethbartels4274 16 днів тому

    I have waddled that waddle.

  • @RyanNerdyGamer
    @RyanNerdyGamer 16 днів тому

    A Sh*tshot about intermittent crapping 👏🏻

  • @jeffreydenenberg7101
    @jeffreydenenberg7101 16 днів тому +1

    im sorry beej but nothing will beat cam's "cheat day" in what i believe was just called The Diet

  • @DeeDust
    @DeeDust 16 днів тому

    Makes about as much sense as some of the diets I've seen coworkers go on over the years.

  • @SEANALPURVIS
    @SEANALPURVIS 16 днів тому +1

    Cheat day = crap SHOOOOOOT

  • @TwilitEpitaph
    @TwilitEpitaph 16 днів тому

    No pain, no strAaYN

  • @chadoftoons
    @chadoftoons 15 днів тому

    Well that is definetly a crapshot

  • @michaelkeenan2307
    @michaelkeenan2307 16 днів тому

    I guess that answers the question of "does a beej shit in the woods"

  • @StPwnz
    @StPwnz 15 днів тому

    Finally, the crapshot

  • @THESP-rz3hg
    @THESP-rz3hg 16 днів тому

    And then Beej and Cam split a whole head of cauliflower. (Callback reference)

  • @1TutorialBoss
    @1TutorialBoss 16 днів тому

    Ah yes, a CRAPshot

  • @Quiltfish
    @Quiltfish 16 днів тому

    One could probably read something into the fact that now two of my top three crapshots involve the concept of 'cheat day', but I won't.

  • @lineshawn4819
    @lineshawn4819 16 днів тому

    Lol, watched this while taking a shit

  • @otakon17
    @otakon17 16 днів тому

    Are you sure this isn't just a random clip from Commodore Hustle because that seems like completely normal Beej-havior.

  • @lightfut
    @lightfut 12 днів тому

    "hate that" that's me

  • @accursedblackmage
    @accursedblackmage 16 днів тому

    I once went three days without shitting because I was at a scout camp, and there were no toilets.

  • @Charvale
    @Charvale 16 днів тому

    If a bear sees Beej shitting in the woods, will it turn around? (you know, to give him privacy?)

  • @Infiniteimpossibilty
    @Infiniteimpossibilty 16 днів тому +1

    Fantastic

  • @frednotbob8830
    @frednotbob8830 15 днів тому

    Poop jokes! XD

  • @pyredynasty
    @pyredynasty 16 днів тому +2

    It's kinda the opposite of a diet if you think about it. Why did you make me think about it?

  • @DarkMorford
    @DarkMorford 16 днів тому +1

    Where Krog and Torg get such nice furs? (Please ignore, me just feeding Al G'Rhythm)

  • @MiffoKarin
    @MiffoKarin 16 днів тому

    Shortly afterwards, very loud dubstep was heard.

  • @MrTizzay
    @MrTizzay 16 днів тому

    This came out one hour after a CrashCourse episode about poop. Coincidence? I think not.

  • @Nonov_Yurbisniss
    @Nonov_Yurbisniss 16 днів тому

    Did they come up with this crapshot idea during a stream? I feel like I recognise it

  • @CSDragon
    @CSDragon 16 днів тому

    If a Beej poops in the forest, does it make a sound?

  • @Jacqui_Lantern234
    @Jacqui_Lantern234 16 днів тому

    there is no way to convince me that this wasnt just a standard conversation between G and Beej (/joking)

  • @jackielinde7568
    @jackielinde7568 16 днів тому +2

    So, what level of Intermittent shitting am I at if I can go two to three days between movements? IO'm guessing Beej's activity is still daily.

    • @letfireraindown
      @letfireraindown 16 днів тому +1

      That reminds me, when I got on to some new drugs to help with mental stuff, my poop started into that cycle. Like I didn't feel backed up, but I was dropping an iceberg every 3 days. Something in my intestines didn't like that so I called into the VA when every poop had blood on top.

    • @LexYeen
      @LexYeen 16 днів тому +1

      You, uh, may want to consider gentle fiber supplements there OP. That doesn't sound healthy.

    • @jackielinde7568
      @jackielinde7568 16 днів тому +1

      @@LexYeen Actually, missing a day or two isn't unhealthy, per se. Couple it with blood or other factors present, then you have a problem. "Butt" you don't have to poop every day to be healthy.
      Going 4 days or more without "going" is a problem, and you should see your doctor for help.

    • @ASpaceOstrich
      @ASpaceOstrich 16 днів тому

      @@jackielinde7568 I've had chronic "intermittent shitting" all through my life. I spent most of my life shitting once a week. I spent a few years with normal people shits but it turns out my medication was acting as a stimulant laxative. Remains to be seen what my new rhythm will be. Theres not really a cure for this besides like, habitual laxative usage, which I've been given the go ahead to do if it settles on a rhythm I'm unhappy with.

  • @roberthultgren9389
    @roberthultgren9389 16 днів тому

    Good goofs

  • @ShifterChaos
    @ShifterChaos 16 днів тому

    How did... they... get to this remote forest location?
    Was this a casual howdy?
    So many more questions

  • @300lbcanary2
    @300lbcanary2 16 днів тому

    CHEEEEEAT DAYYYY!!!!! Is it bad that every day for me is Cheat Day?

  • @somedaypilot
    @somedaypilot 16 днів тому +2

    Wait was that "cheat day" or "CHEEK day" ?

    • @donaldtNS
      @donaldtNS 16 днів тому

      "Cheat day", as in the one day a week you deviate from the diet.

  • @BCLion1313
    @BCLion1313 16 днів тому

    Was this filmed at Cathedral Grove?

  • @Alexm920
    @Alexm920 16 днів тому +3

    I never catch these this early, excellent.