You're Wasting Your Life

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  • Опубліковано 30 вер 2024
  • From episode 222: • #222 - Running Out Th...
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  • @krustykrabfrycook7690
    @krustykrabfrycook7690 4 роки тому +1607

    Ben sits there through all of this and receives no college credits for this education.

  • @rmccluskey91
    @rmccluskey91 3 роки тому +231

    It's no secret that Tim is more funny than Chappelle, more attractive than Brad Pitt, more intelligent than Einstein, more compassionate than Mother Theresa, and more driven than David Goggins.
    What many people don't realize is that he is also more enlightened than the Buddha.

    • @pearz420
      @pearz420 2 роки тому +15

      Unironically more funny than Chappelle when you consider he's not compromised by state propaganda. And I say that as a lifelong fan of Chappelle.

    • @TheChuckfuc
      @TheChuckfuc Рік тому +2

      Chappelle use to be funny. When he made a comeback he was more of a political commentator than a comedian and his ego got the better.

    • @oswaldomayberry9260
      @oswaldomayberry9260 6 місяців тому +1

      Oh please lol. Chapelle is being forced to talk about trans people on stage? Give me a break with the conspiracy BS

  • @JoeSebGriff
    @JoeSebGriff 4 роки тому +582

    "The one that didn't smoke crack died. Ain't that the way?"

    • @sexygoblin8575
      @sexygoblin8575 3 роки тому +38

      My grandad drank a bottle of whiskey a day for 40 years smoked a pac of smokes a day and his 13 brothers and sisters who did none of that all died and he's still going sting at 75 fuckn wild I'm taken no chances

    • @thatdude169
      @thatdude169 3 роки тому

      @@sexygoblin8575 lol

    • @pessf400
      @pessf400 3 роки тому +18

      Bro my great gran lived to 101 smoked since she was a child 12 or something and never had any issues regarding smoking, she had to go in for a hip operation at 99 because she fell out her bed and when she got out the hospital she forgot she smoked because her mind had gone but when she was back at the home and seen one of the nurses smoking she asked for one and started smoking again at 100 lol

    • @docwillis1443
      @docwillis1443 3 роки тому +5

      That’s why I tried the rock once. It was awesome.

    • @joelpuntervlogs6916
      @joelpuntervlogs6916 2 роки тому +6

      @@docwillis1443 I'm a crack addict

  • @RuezgaDaniel
    @RuezgaDaniel 4 роки тому +481

    People got mad at Bill Burr for his monologue on SNL. I'd like to see their reaction to a Tim Dillon monologue on SNL.

    • @MarcusDolby
      @MarcusDolby 4 роки тому +47

      That might get me to actually watch SNL!! Kate McKinnon would have a heart attack.

    • @evanbarner2498
      @evanbarner2498 4 роки тому +5

      I wish

    • @bradhernandez8841
      @bradhernandez8841 3 роки тому +16

      The SNL fans wouldn't even know what hit them 😂.

    • @SimGunther
      @SimGunther 3 роки тому +5

      @@MarcusDolby She'll just do another sad piano number with Jim Carrey because orange man bad LOL

    • @alexcorll90
      @alexcorll90 3 роки тому +6

      @@bradhernandez8841 SNL still has fans??

  • @samburrell4409
    @samburrell4409 4 роки тому +213

    "People are too fat for fascism" lmao

  • @valthesaint
    @valthesaint 3 роки тому +360

    IMAGINE CARING. 😂
    I feel you Tim. That’s that real.

  • @burkejones8277
    @burkejones8277 3 роки тому +218

    I often just randomly start laughing at things I remember hearing Tim Dillon say.

    • @himynameiscorey
      @himynameiscorey 3 роки тому +9

      “AINT THAT THE WAY?!”

    • @Michael-ld2np
      @Michael-ld2np 2 роки тому +6

      ‘imagine caring’

    • @jaydawg4014
      @jaydawg4014 2 роки тому +5

      Life in the big city

    • @anelisa4
      @anelisa4 2 роки тому +1

      🤣🤣🤣 Me too!

    • @k3vinmckissick
      @k3vinmckissick Рік тому +1

      This is precisely the reason I'm rewatching this clip right now.

  • @missjojo4254
    @missjojo4254 4 роки тому +362

    Tim dillon is what we need. 😂 He speaks the truth!

    • @William.H.Bonney
      @William.H.Bonney 4 роки тому +14

      For a fake businessman he does speak a lot of truth

    • @eoghanmcgrath
      @eoghanmcgrath 4 роки тому +4

      Yes or yes

    • @akillen77
      @akillen77 4 роки тому +3

      I want to like him but something is off-putting about his comedy. Maybe it's just not my style of comedy though.

    • @William.H.Bonney
      @William.H.Bonney 4 роки тому +7

      @@akillen77 you must be a Tik Tok influencer yes or yes!?

    • @missjojo4254
      @missjojo4254 4 роки тому +2

      @@William.H.Bonney yes,😂😂😂 🤣 fake business. Genius 😂🤣

  • @aqg7vy
    @aqg7vy 4 роки тому +249

    "will you grow up" is a sane, mature response to "i voted"

    • @apollo1573
      @apollo1573 3 роки тому

      “Oh you voted, wiLL yOu GrOw uP!” Bruh what

    • @MillenniumRP
      @MillenniumRP 3 роки тому +31

      @@apollo1573 He's talking about people who try to gratify themselves by telling others they voted.

    • @Cedarsunrun
      @Cedarsunrun 3 роки тому +12

      @@apollo1573 right over your head eh?

    • @apollo1573
      @apollo1573 3 роки тому +12

      @@MillenniumRP fair enough, I might’ve been a little too quick to comment there without trying to understand it better

    • @Dread_Not
      @Dread_Not 3 роки тому

      Care about nothing and do nothing about it and you'll get nothing back. It's why Tim looks like he's constantly about to have a heart attack.

  • @yomismosoyelregalo2266
    @yomismosoyelregalo2266 4 роки тому +380

    Tim should have as many subscribers as Rogan.
    The one that didn’t smoke crack died.

  • @danieldinicola4605
    @danieldinicola4605 4 роки тому +273

    Tim Dillon narrating the end times.

    • @legalcake6125
      @legalcake6125 2 місяці тому

      Couldn’t have had it any other way

  • @JBugz777
    @JBugz777 4 роки тому +205

    Is his Aunt ever coming on the podcast?

  • @The1913BoysFromJekyllIsland
    @The1913BoysFromJekyllIsland 4 роки тому +168

    This offended me and spent an hour with my "safespace" therapist screaming in a zoom call for 2hrs at $175hr

    • @Nicholas_Frizzell
      @Nicholas_Frizzell 4 роки тому +6

      just to share with everyone on social media #GetTheLikes

    • @JayzeVo17
      @JayzeVo17 4 роки тому +29

      You need to switch to Better Help use promo code TIM

    • @chriszhlybear4139
      @chriszhlybear4139 3 роки тому +4

      I was thinking of looking for a new career and that is the best job I could imagine. I’ll charge a bunch of money just to show scared people Tim Dillon clips.

    • @spderman123
      @spderman123 3 роки тому +1

      @@JayzeVo17 didnt betterhelp have controversy

  • @MozerinMozers
    @MozerinMozers 3 роки тому +35

    I find myself coming back to this video every time I get worked up over some stupid political issue.

  • @JohnDoe_88
    @JohnDoe_88 4 роки тому +94

    It's about money, not freedom. Think your free? Try going somewhere without money - Bill Hicks

    • @MillenniumRP
      @MillenniumRP 3 роки тому +3

      @Niall Lappin You're gay.

    • @matthewsmith3078
      @matthewsmith3078 3 роки тому

      @baby bean *Ur

    • @nanophree
      @nanophree 3 роки тому +2

      Well you are FREE to go there? Freedom is not getting stuff and services for free. That's just you being stupid.

    • @andrew8658
      @andrew8658 2 роки тому

      Ok waggie

    • @maebandy
      @maebandy 2 роки тому

      Just for fun let's try it not just being about money. I feel as though that's been plenty peer studied.

  • @chrisharveyy
    @chrisharveyy 4 роки тому +85

    Tim always looks like he has a hangover 😂

    • @shortMario
      @shortMario 4 роки тому +3

      What do you meen looks he does

    • @cardinalbeast24
      @cardinalbeast24 4 роки тому +3

      @@shortMario lol he's sober

    • @tct8284
      @tct8284 4 роки тому +7

      It's his brand

  • @MM-pt9oz
    @MM-pt9oz 3 роки тому +27

    The only good thing about 2020, for me, was finding Michael Malice and Tim Dillon

    • @paulfroelich1024
      @paulfroelich1024 3 роки тому +1

      MM, are you Malice???

    • @MM-pt9oz
      @MM-pt9oz 3 роки тому

      @@paulfroelich1024 ha! No but that’s funny and something he might do

  • @moneyallspent7117
    @moneyallspent7117 4 роки тому +55

    Tim’s right. Hunter Biden is having the time of his life 🤣🤣🤣

    • @maebandy
      @maebandy 2 роки тому +1

      Death and idiocy only suffered by those who dont have it.

  • @Kinglouis69
    @Kinglouis69 Рік тому +7

    I miss the Ben Avery show co-starring Tim Dillon

  • @Philmac4705
    @Philmac4705 3 роки тому +35

    Tim is the best comedian right now. He makes fun of everyone and is against the status quo. It’s a breath of fresh air. Whether it’s real or just his act - doesn’t really matter.

  • @leyk17
    @leyk17 4 роки тому +132

    Loving that bead of sweat, Tim. I wish half of the country had your work ethic.

    • @Dread_Not
      @Dread_Not 3 роки тому

      Care about nothing and do nothing about it and you'll get nothing back. It's why Tim looks like he's constantly about to have a heart attack.

    • @BaldHeadedManc
      @BaldHeadedManc 2 роки тому +4

      @@Dread_Not how many times have you commented that same thing, to no avail. You're exactly who he's talking about. Irony.

  • @JohnDoe_88
    @JohnDoe_88 4 роки тому +76

    It's called the American dream because you have to be asleep to believe it - George Carlin

    • @claytondavidson1938
      @claytondavidson1938 3 роки тому +8

      Edgy dude

    • @fmifu4100
      @fmifu4100 3 роки тому

      @@claytondavidson1938 this one line is but the rest of the context is just pure nihilism

    • @The_king567
      @The_king567 2 роки тому +3

      Carlin wasn’t funny

  • @fmac0417
    @fmac0417 4 роки тому +22

    "and good for him... he had fun!"

  • @LooMay123
    @LooMay123 4 роки тому +53

    I would vote Tim for president.
    Reporter: Mr. president, what will you do about corona?
    Tim: It is what it is.
    R: What about the economy?
    T: Not good.
    R: But...
    T: I DON'T CARE, OK?

  • @jdziedzic11
    @jdziedzic11 3 роки тому +49

    Tim Dillon is my new Patrice O'neal

    • @miamihurricane865
      @miamihurricane865 3 роки тому +3

      I like that.......so on point!

    • @jasonperry7010
      @jasonperry7010 3 роки тому

      How dare you say such a thing

    • @k4yser
      @k4yser 3 роки тому +7

      Tough comparison, not because Tim lacks the humor. He is hilarious. But Patrice was more focused on the male-female relationship and women in general. Something Tim can't really deliver on.

    • @33moneyball
      @33moneyball 3 роки тому +3

      @@k4yser they’re different in many ways but they’re both incredibly insightful...they have different interests and styles but they’re both brilliant. I care what they both think or thought.

    • @karthick398
      @karthick398 3 роки тому

      Neither of them were ever afraid to say exactly what’s on their mind

  • @georgelyden
    @georgelyden 4 роки тому +21

    Tim Dillon is my Spirit Animal. My fat lazy angry self loathing spirit animal, and I love him :-)

    • @RuezgaDaniel
      @RuezgaDaniel 4 роки тому +2

      Be careful. You might get cancelled for appropriating Native American culture (I'm not joking, what you said is considered "problematic" now).

    • @georgelyden
      @georgelyden 4 роки тому

      @@RuezgaDaniel My new spirit animal is President Trump in Black face rapping about bitch slapping hoes:-)

    • @LRGDuran
      @LRGDuran 6 місяців тому

      Are you also gay?

  • @markcarey67
    @markcarey67 4 роки тому +11

    Tim is not the next anyone. He is a complete original.

  • @josephstewart9196
    @josephstewart9196 3 роки тому +16

    I just became a Tim Dillon fan.

  • @760Glass
    @760Glass 4 роки тому +27

    Tim Dillion is the Radical Centrist that the kid was listening to in "The Social Dilemma"

    • @therealmccoyruf
      @therealmccoyruf 4 роки тому +5

      Lol I was watching that movie like damn am I that kid? No seriously I do think that documentary made that creative decision to not alienate anyone in the audience though.

  • @cyrusseEr_Ly
    @cyrusseEr_Ly 3 роки тому +9

    "We might not have many years of going outside left" Legitimately true and important

  • @jaketaylor2923
    @jaketaylor2923 3 роки тому +7

    I wrote in the animated corpse of Ronald Reagan as my vote for president.
    Another acceptable vote is the disembodied head of Walt Disney

  • @GenXCorgiMama
    @GenXCorgiMama 4 роки тому +11

    The smartest 8 mins I've heard in a long time! Thank you for the reality check!

  • @Jaytonabeats1
    @Jaytonabeats1 3 роки тому +12

    He makes the most sense out of all comedians.

  • @Tjockisen
    @Tjockisen 2 роки тому +9

    Imagine the entire population listening to this and really reflected about his message. Powerful stuff.

  • @ElmoTinker
    @ElmoTinker 4 роки тому +24

    He's going to vote, but Tim's talking about folks who prance around and shove it in other's faces to vote (or die). Relax, people

    • @ElmoTinker
      @ElmoTinker 3 роки тому +2

      @Dan yeah thats what I'm fucking saying. You don't have to vote. nobody should feel obligated to vote or harassed by not voting

  • @araxietyne
    @araxietyne 4 роки тому +9

    I’m two minutes in, already feel far more motivated than I have ever felt compared to “motivational speeches”

  • @abbyb4325
    @abbyb4325 4 роки тому +12

    Tim out here looking SKINNY

  • @lizbrauer3374
    @lizbrauer3374 3 роки тому +8

    You literally saved me - without the your irreverent humor I would have jumped off a bridge.

    • @Plasma250
      @Plasma250 3 роки тому

      I mean Zoloft works for me but Tim isn't a bad supplement.
      Talk to someone ❤️

    • @pearz420
      @pearz420 2 роки тому

      If living in this world makes you want to kill yourself, then the world is probably better off with you in it. No rational or moral person should be happy here.

  • @powersdustin709
    @powersdustin709 3 роки тому +3

    The same woman who said my “passive libertarian ideals were upholding systems of white supremacy” ,who also likes to be treated like a toy in the bedroom, just posted an “i voted early” sticker and I immediately came here.

  • @miamihurricane865
    @miamihurricane865 3 роки тому +8

    Ben just sits and laughs at Tim. I love it. Tim is hilarious..........I laugh at Ben laughing at Tim!

  • @Homerj1117
    @Homerj1117 4 роки тому +7

    most of what Tim says is really him talking to himself disguised as rants about people

    • @answerth
      @answerth 4 роки тому +1

      It's him speaking the truth and saying f'ed up stuff, then leaning into it, and doesn't get cancelled because he's "in character"

    • @Nocontacta
      @Nocontacta 3 роки тому

      Are there really different people?

  • @yoitstony99
    @yoitstony99 4 роки тому +13

    Love this Tim- thank you for the humor during these tough times!!!

  • @s70rk
    @s70rk 4 роки тому +6

    I'm having fun.
    With this podcast.

  • @Trist805
    @Trist805 3 роки тому +6

    You're awesome. Loved you on Rogan's podcast with AJ. This was a great clip too and very true.

  • @a_life_painted_with_color
    @a_life_painted_with_color 3 роки тому +5

    If you slam a six pack and close you eyes he sounds like Doug Stanhope

  • @auntedna6376
    @auntedna6376 4 роки тому +6

    We need a deep fake of Bidens face over the father in Walk Hard for all the "wrong kid died" scenes.

  • @jakekellenvercauteren8732
    @jakekellenvercauteren8732 3 роки тому +7

    The great narrator of the end times. Thank you for this

  • @ryanvogel9610
    @ryanvogel9610 3 роки тому +7

    The one that didn't smoke crack died 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @godemperorpepe
    @godemperorpepe 3 роки тому +10

    Definitely needed to listen to this today! Thanks Tim!

  • @StarBellySneetch
    @StarBellySneetch 3 роки тому +4

    When he’s lit, absolute magic. Probably one of the best dialogs mankind has produced.
    Hi

  • @HolographicSweater
    @HolographicSweater 3 роки тому +3

    tim dillon is the type to jump up in the boat on It’s A Small World like “wake up sheeple! you’re wasting your ride!!”

  • @1979ce
    @1979ce 3 роки тому +1

    All life is a waste. The world will be destroyed at some point and all life will die. Anything that happened before that point is wasted. So everything is wasted.

  • @TravisHouseless
    @TravisHouseless 4 роки тому +8

    this was beautiful, hilarious and ruggedly profound

  • @scottdavis4439
    @scottdavis4439 4 роки тому +5

    I love you. I'm a disciple!!!

  • @iamdavid3
    @iamdavid3 4 роки тому +8

    This is exactly what we need. Thank you Mr. Dillon

  • @jmgmarcus808
    @jmgmarcus808 3 роки тому +2

    It's true, the one who smoked crack lives.

  • @begoodnotevil6062
    @begoodnotevil6062 4 роки тому +6

    Tim, keep spittin and yelling that truth out there bro. Thanks for the laughs!

  • @SpiritualStuntman
    @SpiritualStuntman 4 роки тому +4

    I saw you in Nashville a few weeks ago, you sir are fucking amazing. Keep on doing your shit. The world needs you. Much love brother..

  • @user-qr2tf8vl4k
    @user-qr2tf8vl4k 3 роки тому +3

    Tim Dillon and Adam Corolla need to run for office and save California for artists

  • @amyfaustjewelry5145
    @amyfaustjewelry5145 3 роки тому +2

    I subscribe to the church of the almighty yet not super complicated Tim Dillon and it doesn’t even matter what his hair looks like. Is that racist?

  • @jakeelliott9636
    @jakeelliott9636 2 роки тому +1

    “The states too sloppy to be fascist, everyone’s too FAT” UA-cam immediately cut to Grubhub commercial

  • @JoshAronoff
    @JoshAronoff 4 роки тому +5

    “People die...” - RIP tim lololololololol for real though, live life.

  • @salem927
    @salem927 3 роки тому +2

    Nothing is more true than this video

  • @signoresantinoburnett1169
    @signoresantinoburnett1169 3 роки тому +2

    Tim have Jimmy Dore on

  • @graysonthacker7205
    @graysonthacker7205 3 роки тому +4

    This is a great clip.

  • @dustinharford8454
    @dustinharford8454 3 роки тому +2

    What's this boiled ham in a T-shirt yelling about this time?
    Love the material, Tim.

  • @erikthompson8116
    @erikthompson8116 3 роки тому +1

    This isn't fucking Gary Vee 🤣😂🤣 yessssss

  • @John-uj7jz
    @John-uj7jz 4 роки тому +4

    Unfocused rage 🙏

  • @beaubolin5661
    @beaubolin5661 4 роки тому +4

    There’s a married woman i work with that i think might like me as much as i like her, i saw he in high school but never ever talked to her, then 2 years later she walks up to me at my job and started working with me, should i say something?

    • @eemoogee160
      @eemoogee160 3 роки тому +2

      The woman was married 2 years after high school? Stay far far away from her!~

    • @Ace-ym9hz
      @Ace-ym9hz 3 роки тому +1

      If she's still married I would stay away

  • @lddanese5646
    @lddanese5646 3 роки тому +3

    I love your podcast funny as hell so glad you were on Rogan I was addicted to your stuff 🤣laughing

  • @russelljconquerslifehawkey
    @russelljconquerslifehawkey 4 роки тому +4

    I’m seeing you live tonight you better make me laugh 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @aa7x3
    @aa7x3 3 роки тому +2

    this aged too well

  • @nothanks8354
    @nothanks8354 3 роки тому +2

    Your air bnb story was just too good not to follow you

  • @adamoinvolution
    @adamoinvolution 3 роки тому +2

    Truth.

  • @mr.porter4373
    @mr.porter4373 3 роки тому +3

    This is one of the best channels on all of youtube

  • @dylinquent
    @dylinquent 4 роки тому +3

    I have fun every time I watch your clips, T-bone.

  • @tretuell6360
    @tretuell6360 3 роки тому +3

    It’s a real knife fight out there

  • @joshmcclintock4534
    @joshmcclintock4534 2 місяці тому +1

    Back here for the 2024 election!

  • @Jabbaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
    @Jabbaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa 3 роки тому +3

    This was prophetic

  • @sydney727
    @sydney727 4 роки тому +4

    Tim “Did I ever tell you you’re my hero” ?

  • @billiondollardan
    @billiondollardan 4 роки тому +2

    The one that didn't smoke crack died... ain't that the way? ROFL

  • @edgyweirdshortsallcomments3787
    @edgyweirdshortsallcomments3787 2 роки тому +2

    This is simply prolific. A symphony of wisdom and comedy. I don't know what else to say. Well said sir.👌👏👏

  • @KeeGan1926
    @KeeGan1926 3 роки тому +2

    Goddamn this man makes sense

  • @deniserichards9337
    @deniserichards9337 3 роки тому +1

    When was he last time you people had some goddamn fun

  • @johnnybrazen7427
    @johnnybrazen7427 2 роки тому +1

    I'm using this as my alarm in the morning.

  • @SeanWasThere
    @SeanWasThere 3 роки тому +2

    Thank for the video. Im planning on watching it a few time.

  • @TheWizardOfPaws
    @TheWizardOfPaws 4 роки тому +3

    Tim Dillion’s on another level ... 💯👏🏼

  • @Random-gk8do
    @Random-gk8do 3 роки тому +3

    This is a great take right here

  • @katherinekrebs7569
    @katherinekrebs7569 3 роки тому +3

    Best. Episode. Ever!!

  • @SimonSkittleFace
    @SimonSkittleFace 4 роки тому +3

    Wow, this was actually really helpful

  • @1979ce
    @1979ce 3 роки тому +2

    Avoid hope to avoid disappointment.

  • @TheYustime
    @TheYustime 2 роки тому +1

    When he says something and your like hell yeah and then realise he was using irony and you are a tosser for agreeing. He is making me a better person against myself.

  • @amauryscrazyrealityshow827
    @amauryscrazyrealityshow827 4 роки тому +4

    I need more than 8:11

  • @blaze-uz6or
    @blaze-uz6or 3 роки тому +1

    Thank you well said brother. Can i join your cult???

  • @lilzenam461
    @lilzenam461 4 роки тому +3

    Thank you for the advice am you’re so on point 🙏

  • @doyouevennaturebro4593
    @doyouevennaturebro4593 3 роки тому +1

    I haven’t watched the news in years. It’s great. Turn off all devices for a week and see what it does for you. Cheers.

  • @KazzArie
    @KazzArie 3 роки тому +1

    What if Joe rogan never met redban and tim Dillon was his sidekick from day 1

  • @nicolehall2177
    @nicolehall2177 4 роки тому +2

    Just have fun!!!😂🤣😂 Right on!!❤️

  • @kodyk124
    @kodyk124 3 роки тому +2

    New favorite comedian.

  • @tyedye1994
    @tyedye1994 3 роки тому +1

    Tim for President, I would actually vote