It's no secret that Tim is more funny than Chappelle, more attractive than Brad Pitt, more intelligent than Einstein, more compassionate than Mother Theresa, and more driven than David Goggins. What many people don't realize is that he is also more enlightened than the Buddha.
My grandad drank a bottle of whiskey a day for 40 years smoked a pac of smokes a day and his 13 brothers and sisters who did none of that all died and he's still going sting at 75 fuckn wild I'm taken no chances
Bro my great gran lived to 101 smoked since she was a child 12 or something and never had any issues regarding smoking, she had to go in for a hip operation at 99 because she fell out her bed and when she got out the hospital she forgot she smoked because her mind had gone but when she was back at the home and seen one of the nurses smoking she asked for one and started smoking again at 100 lol
I was thinking of looking for a new career and that is the best job I could imagine. I’ll charge a bunch of money just to show scared people Tim Dillon clips.
Tim is the best comedian right now. He makes fun of everyone and is against the status quo. It’s a breath of fresh air. Whether it’s real or just his act - doesn’t really matter.
I would vote Tim for president. Reporter: Mr. president, what will you do about corona? Tim: It is what it is. R: What about the economy? T: Not good. R: But... T: I DON'T CARE, OK?
Tough comparison, not because Tim lacks the humor. He is hilarious. But Patrice was more focused on the male-female relationship and women in general. Something Tim can't really deliver on.
@@k4yser they’re different in many ways but they’re both incredibly insightful...they have different interests and styles but they’re both brilliant. I care what they both think or thought.
Lol I was watching that movie like damn am I that kid? No seriously I do think that documentary made that creative decision to not alienate anyone in the audience though.
If living in this world makes you want to kill yourself, then the world is probably better off with you in it. No rational or moral person should be happy here.
The same woman who said my “passive libertarian ideals were upholding systems of white supremacy” ,who also likes to be treated like a toy in the bedroom, just posted an “i voted early” sticker and I immediately came here.
All life is a waste. The world will be destroyed at some point and all life will die. Anything that happened before that point is wasted. So everything is wasted.
There’s a married woman i work with that i think might like me as much as i like her, i saw he in high school but never ever talked to her, then 2 years later she walks up to me at my job and started working with me, should i say something?
When he says something and your like hell yeah and then realise he was using irony and you are a tosser for agreeing. He is making me a better person against myself.
Ben sits there through all of this and receives no college credits for this education.
He got that PhD in fake business
I’m dying haha
deadass what the fuck
@@WizKhaliba 😭😭
Thats how fucked the education system is.
It's no secret that Tim is more funny than Chappelle, more attractive than Brad Pitt, more intelligent than Einstein, more compassionate than Mother Theresa, and more driven than David Goggins.
What many people don't realize is that he is also more enlightened than the Buddha.
Unironically more funny than Chappelle when you consider he's not compromised by state propaganda. And I say that as a lifelong fan of Chappelle.
Chappelle use to be funny. When he made a comeback he was more of a political commentator than a comedian and his ego got the better.
Oh please lol. Chapelle is being forced to talk about trans people on stage? Give me a break with the conspiracy BS
"The one that didn't smoke crack died. Ain't that the way?"
My grandad drank a bottle of whiskey a day for 40 years smoked a pac of smokes a day and his 13 brothers and sisters who did none of that all died and he's still going sting at 75 fuckn wild I'm taken no chances
@@sexygoblin8575 lol
Bro my great gran lived to 101 smoked since she was a child 12 or something and never had any issues regarding smoking, she had to go in for a hip operation at 99 because she fell out her bed and when she got out the hospital she forgot she smoked because her mind had gone but when she was back at the home and seen one of the nurses smoking she asked for one and started smoking again at 100 lol
That’s why I tried the rock once. It was awesome.
@@docwillis1443 I'm a crack addict
People got mad at Bill Burr for his monologue on SNL. I'd like to see their reaction to a Tim Dillon monologue on SNL.
That might get me to actually watch SNL!! Kate McKinnon would have a heart attack.
I wish
The SNL fans wouldn't even know what hit them 😂.
@@MarcusDolby She'll just do another sad piano number with Jim Carrey because orange man bad LOL
@@bradhernandez8841 SNL still has fans??
"People are too fat for fascism" lmao
IMAGINE CARING. 😂
I feel you Tim. That’s that real.
Same here. I don't care
I often just randomly start laughing at things I remember hearing Tim Dillon say.
“AINT THAT THE WAY?!”
‘imagine caring’
Life in the big city
🤣🤣🤣 Me too!
This is precisely the reason I'm rewatching this clip right now.
Tim dillon is what we need. 😂 He speaks the truth!
For a fake businessman he does speak a lot of truth
Yes or yes
I want to like him but something is off-putting about his comedy. Maybe it's just not my style of comedy though.
@@akillen77 you must be a Tik Tok influencer yes or yes!?
@@William.H.Bonney yes,😂😂😂 🤣 fake business. Genius 😂🤣
"will you grow up" is a sane, mature response to "i voted"
“Oh you voted, wiLL yOu GrOw uP!” Bruh what
@@apollo1573 He's talking about people who try to gratify themselves by telling others they voted.
@@apollo1573 right over your head eh?
@@MillenniumRP fair enough, I might’ve been a little too quick to comment there without trying to understand it better
Care about nothing and do nothing about it and you'll get nothing back. It's why Tim looks like he's constantly about to have a heart attack.
Tim should have as many subscribers as Rogan.
The one that didn’t smoke crack died.
Isn’t that the way?
If you haven't smoked crack, have you even lived at all?
@@lebulle4544 Ask Hunter Biden
ya'll cowards
he would if he had more guests
Tim Dillon narrating the end times.
Couldn’t have had it any other way
Is his Aunt ever coming on the podcast?
She's busy posting on Facebook
Yes or yes!
@@pablofitzy Best tagline ever!
@TimJDillon
Not after yesterday’s podcast 🤣🤣
This offended me and spent an hour with my "safespace" therapist screaming in a zoom call for 2hrs at $175hr
just to share with everyone on social media #GetTheLikes
You need to switch to Better Help use promo code TIM
I was thinking of looking for a new career and that is the best job I could imagine. I’ll charge a bunch of money just to show scared people Tim Dillon clips.
@@JayzeVo17 didnt betterhelp have controversy
I find myself coming back to this video every time I get worked up over some stupid political issue.
It's about money, not freedom. Think your free? Try going somewhere without money - Bill Hicks
@Niall Lappin You're gay.
@baby bean *Ur
Well you are FREE to go there? Freedom is not getting stuff and services for free. That's just you being stupid.
Ok waggie
Just for fun let's try it not just being about money. I feel as though that's been plenty peer studied.
Tim always looks like he has a hangover 😂
What do you meen looks he does
@@shortMario lol he's sober
It's his brand
The only good thing about 2020, for me, was finding Michael Malice and Tim Dillon
MM, are you Malice???
@@paulfroelich1024 ha! No but that’s funny and something he might do
Tim’s right. Hunter Biden is having the time of his life 🤣🤣🤣
Death and idiocy only suffered by those who dont have it.
I miss the Ben Avery show co-starring Tim Dillon
Tim is the best comedian right now. He makes fun of everyone and is against the status quo. It’s a breath of fresh air. Whether it’s real or just his act - doesn’t really matter.
Loving that bead of sweat, Tim. I wish half of the country had your work ethic.
Care about nothing and do nothing about it and you'll get nothing back. It's why Tim looks like he's constantly about to have a heart attack.
@@Dread_Not how many times have you commented that same thing, to no avail. You're exactly who he's talking about. Irony.
It's called the American dream because you have to be asleep to believe it - George Carlin
Edgy dude
@@claytondavidson1938 this one line is but the rest of the context is just pure nihilism
Carlin wasn’t funny
"and good for him... he had fun!"
I would vote Tim for president.
Reporter: Mr. president, what will you do about corona?
Tim: It is what it is.
R: What about the economy?
T: Not good.
R: But...
T: I DON'T CARE, OK?
Watch
That's trump today bozo
Facts!
Life in the big city
@@edwardsmith3532 ummm no cookie, trump always says the economy was hot. This guy thinks it is not and that it is fake business lol
Tim Dillon is my new Patrice O'neal
I like that.......so on point!
How dare you say such a thing
Tough comparison, not because Tim lacks the humor. He is hilarious. But Patrice was more focused on the male-female relationship and women in general. Something Tim can't really deliver on.
@@k4yser they’re different in many ways but they’re both incredibly insightful...they have different interests and styles but they’re both brilliant. I care what they both think or thought.
Neither of them were ever afraid to say exactly what’s on their mind
Tim Dillon is my Spirit Animal. My fat lazy angry self loathing spirit animal, and I love him :-)
Be careful. You might get cancelled for appropriating Native American culture (I'm not joking, what you said is considered "problematic" now).
@@RuezgaDaniel My new spirit animal is President Trump in Black face rapping about bitch slapping hoes:-)
Are you also gay?
Tim is not the next anyone. He is a complete original.
I just became a Tim Dillon fan.
Yep same
Tim Dillion is the Radical Centrist that the kid was listening to in "The Social Dilemma"
Lol I was watching that movie like damn am I that kid? No seriously I do think that documentary made that creative decision to not alienate anyone in the audience though.
"We might not have many years of going outside left" Legitimately true and important
I wrote in the animated corpse of Ronald Reagan as my vote for president.
Another acceptable vote is the disembodied head of Walt Disney
The smartest 8 mins I've heard in a long time! Thank you for the reality check!
He makes the most sense out of all comedians.
Imagine the entire population listening to this and really reflected about his message. Powerful stuff.
He's going to vote, but Tim's talking about folks who prance around and shove it in other's faces to vote (or die). Relax, people
@Dan yeah thats what I'm fucking saying. You don't have to vote. nobody should feel obligated to vote or harassed by not voting
I’m two minutes in, already feel far more motivated than I have ever felt compared to “motivational speeches”
Tim out here looking SKINNY
You literally saved me - without the your irreverent humor I would have jumped off a bridge.
I mean Zoloft works for me but Tim isn't a bad supplement.
Talk to someone ❤️
If living in this world makes you want to kill yourself, then the world is probably better off with you in it. No rational or moral person should be happy here.
The same woman who said my “passive libertarian ideals were upholding systems of white supremacy” ,who also likes to be treated like a toy in the bedroom, just posted an “i voted early” sticker and I immediately came here.
Ben just sits and laughs at Tim. I love it. Tim is hilarious..........I laugh at Ben laughing at Tim!
most of what Tim says is really him talking to himself disguised as rants about people
It's him speaking the truth and saying f'ed up stuff, then leaning into it, and doesn't get cancelled because he's "in character"
Are there really different people?
Love this Tim- thank you for the humor during these tough times!!!
I'm having fun.
With this podcast.
You're awesome. Loved you on Rogan's podcast with AJ. This was a great clip too and very true.
If you slam a six pack and close you eyes he sounds like Doug Stanhope
We need a deep fake of Bidens face over the father in Walk Hard for all the "wrong kid died" scenes.
The great narrator of the end times. Thank you for this
The one that didn't smoke crack died 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Definitely needed to listen to this today! Thanks Tim!
When he’s lit, absolute magic. Probably one of the best dialogs mankind has produced.
Hi
tim dillon is the type to jump up in the boat on It’s A Small World like “wake up sheeple! you’re wasting your ride!!”
All life is a waste. The world will be destroyed at some point and all life will die. Anything that happened before that point is wasted. So everything is wasted.
this was beautiful, hilarious and ruggedly profound
I love you. I'm a disciple!!!
This is exactly what we need. Thank you Mr. Dillon
It's true, the one who smoked crack lives.
Tim, keep spittin and yelling that truth out there bro. Thanks for the laughs!
I saw you in Nashville a few weeks ago, you sir are fucking amazing. Keep on doing your shit. The world needs you. Much love brother..
Tim Dillon and Adam Corolla need to run for office and save California for artists
I subscribe to the church of the almighty yet not super complicated Tim Dillon and it doesn’t even matter what his hair looks like. Is that racist?
“The states too sloppy to be fascist, everyone’s too FAT” UA-cam immediately cut to Grubhub commercial
“People die...” - RIP tim lololololololol for real though, live life.
Nothing is more true than this video
Tim have Jimmy Dore on
This is a great clip.
What's this boiled ham in a T-shirt yelling about this time?
Love the material, Tim.
This isn't fucking Gary Vee 🤣😂🤣 yessssss
Unfocused rage 🙏
There’s a married woman i work with that i think might like me as much as i like her, i saw he in high school but never ever talked to her, then 2 years later she walks up to me at my job and started working with me, should i say something?
The woman was married 2 years after high school? Stay far far away from her!~
If she's still married I would stay away
I love your podcast funny as hell so glad you were on Rogan I was addicted to your stuff 🤣laughing
I’m seeing you live tonight you better make me laugh 😂😂😂😂😂
Well?
this aged too well
Your air bnb story was just too good not to follow you
Truth.
This is one of the best channels on all of youtube
I have fun every time I watch your clips, T-bone.
It’s a real knife fight out there
Back here for the 2024 election!
This was prophetic
Tim “Did I ever tell you you’re my hero” ?
The one that didn't smoke crack died... ain't that the way? ROFL
This is simply prolific. A symphony of wisdom and comedy. I don't know what else to say. Well said sir.👌👏👏
Goddamn this man makes sense
When was he last time you people had some goddamn fun
I'm using this as my alarm in the morning.
Thank for the video. Im planning on watching it a few time.
Tim Dillion’s on another level ... 💯👏🏼
This is a great take right here
Best. Episode. Ever!!
Wow, this was actually really helpful
Avoid hope to avoid disappointment.
When he says something and your like hell yeah and then realise he was using irony and you are a tosser for agreeing. He is making me a better person against myself.
I need more than 8:11
Well he gave you 8:12 so quit your bitching.
Thank you well said brother. Can i join your cult???
Thank you for the advice am you’re so on point 🙏
I haven’t watched the news in years. It’s great. Turn off all devices for a week and see what it does for you. Cheers.
What if Joe rogan never met redban and tim Dillon was his sidekick from day 1
Just have fun!!!😂🤣😂 Right on!!❤️
New favorite comedian.
Tim for President, I would actually vote