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  • Опубліковано 26 вер 2024

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  • @excessorizeme
    @excessorizeme  Рік тому +580

    ➡ WATCH - Day in the Life Finding Cool Tech/EDC - ua-cam.com/video/1LvIxc5cXDc/v-deo.html
    🛒 IN ORDER SHOWN:
    1. HiTex Chip bit.ly/3GfosaQ
    2. Magnus Turtle Zirc - bit.ly/3ZkJr4E
    3. Jho Knives Jokr - bit.ly/3VQ25yA

    • @FabeardulousKnucks
      @FabeardulousKnucks Рік тому +16

      @@baddogentertainment6960 the chip and the slider are both made in really small batches by very small companies. They simply don’t have the capacity to make enough to NOT sell out right away, let alone have enough for a global storefront like Amazon, that would also dig into the small companies profits. It ain’t perfect, but it’s how it has to be done sometimes.

    • @Whity9823
      @Whity9823 Рік тому +6

      ​@@FabeardulousKnucks can you check tell me the price of turtle one

    • @FabeardulousKnucks
      @FabeardulousKnucks Рік тому

      @@Whity9823 check the link in OP’s comment above

    • @pixelthec
      @pixelthec Рік тому +5

      @@FabeardulousKnucks yeah sure that's why they are like $300+

    • @Whity9823
      @Whity9823 Рік тому

      @@pixelthec damn too much fore to afford

  • @CookieJarOfficial
    @CookieJarOfficial Рік тому +14957

    just imagine the knife opening at the wrong time 😅

    • @Abishek629
      @Abishek629 Рік тому +790

      Mcfingers

    • @eaar
      @eaar Рік тому +83

      @@Abishek629 lmao

    • @dmdjr721
      @dmdjr721 Рік тому +150

      That’s the game😈

    • @rokorokero
      @rokorokero Рік тому +184

      That's all I can think about. Russian fidget spinner

    • @Dominicanito6
      @Dominicanito6 Рік тому +31

      It has a pretty strong detent. I e had mine for years and Ive never had it deploy by accident

  • @maximilianl4453
    @maximilianl4453 Рік тому +7605

    Business rule number one: You can sell everything for +200 dollars if you call it tactical

    • @Ivansky1
      @Ivansky1 Рік тому +116

      English Rule Number One: Learn The Definition Of Words!!!!!
      That’s *NOT* Business, That’s *MARKETING!!!!!*

    • @WhiteWhistleBondrewd
      @WhiteWhistleBondrewd Рік тому +354

      ​@@Ivansky1 Marketing Is a type of business, isn't It?

    • @darwinthecomedian
      @darwinthecomedian Рік тому

      Tactical coochie

    • @intothefrayyo
      @intothefrayyo Рік тому +26

      ​@@WhiteWhistleBondrewd 🤣😭

    • @WishlistDreamBBQ
      @WishlistDreamBBQ Рік тому +116

      ​@@Ivansky1 good job. No one cares.

  • @ripkoala
    @ripkoala Рік тому +4085

    His voice….
    “Hello everyone, this is yooour daily dose of internet.”

  • @FergusDerpson
    @FergusDerpson Рік тому +39

    Bro is selling 2$ Ali express items for 500$ lmao

  • @SussyBakaAmongUsMoyai
    @SussyBakaAmongUsMoyai Рік тому +255

    Plays with spinner*
    *Finger flies away casually*

    • @astromeo3467
      @astromeo3467 Рік тому +11

      *WABAAM* Finger suddenly disappears 💀

    • @zrATT_
      @zrATT_ Рік тому +1

      @@astromeo3467 🗿

    • @zrATT_
      @zrATT_ Рік тому +1

      @@astromeo3467 🗿

    • @zrATT_
      @zrATT_ Рік тому +1

      @@astromeo3467 🗿

    • @Risky_roamer1
      @Risky_roamer1 Рік тому +3

      I got something in pants that I can play with all day for free, why do I need these

  • @Corvus__
    @Corvus__ Рік тому +1217

    I wonder how much that turtle shel is... 🤔
    Edit: About $200!? YIKES! 😬

    • @urgneos
      @urgneos Рік тому +40

      not even about 200, it's 247$ if you get it right from the website

    • @neelhinge9712
      @neelhinge9712 Рік тому +24

      Its a bit overvalued in my opinion

    • @Risky_roamer1
      @Risky_roamer1 Рік тому +108

      I got something in pants that I can play with all day for free, why do I need these

    • @Corvus__
      @Corvus__ Рік тому +30

      @@Risky_roamer1 Not in public!😬

    • @icehoof
      @icehoof Рік тому +29

      Woh there guy, you forgot the "tactical" adds an every 180$ to the value

  • @SWdoughboy313_55
    @SWdoughboy313_55 Рік тому +386

    Bro shot a courier in the head for that chip💀💀

    • @itrysometimes9484
      @itrysometimes9484 Рік тому +34

      From where you're kneeling, this must seem like an 18 karat run of bad luck.

    • @Hue5366
      @Hue5366 Рік тому +28

      “The truth is, the game was rigged from the start. *bang*”

    • @mishael8631
      @mishael8631 Рік тому +12

      the courier is alive, btw. I saw him entering House’s casino

    • @Matityahu-the-God
      @Matityahu-the-God Рік тому +6

      Ring a ding ding baby

    • @infinitebeats6444
      @infinitebeats6444 Рік тому +4

      The man in the checkered suit

  • @theswarmsquad3606
    @theswarmsquad3606 Рік тому +34

    Bro got the platinum chip for real

  • @Cam_LDN
    @Cam_LDN Рік тому +1082

    There's nothing wrong with getting additional help as the channel grows but he'd be more accepted and liked if he showed his own personality rather than mimic the way you talk; it's painful to listen to.

  • @blackfox9747
    @blackfox9747 Рік тому +57

    Bro got the platinum chip 💀💀💀 mr house ain't going to let that slide

    • @christianletzerich6523
      @christianletzerich6523 Рік тому

      Nah dawg that’s a vinderbuck💀💀

    • @atmoglaa
      @atmoglaa Рік тому +1

      Nahhhh bro he planning to take over the strip with Yes Man

  • @S3MTX
    @S3MTX Рік тому +1686

    I wanna hear this guy’s real personality this is so obviously fake lol

    • @didyouvent8068
      @didyouvent8068 Рік тому +13

      Hi there I was wondering what you think jumping on geography and history created.

    • @ocnarf40
      @ocnarf40 Рік тому +76

      There is an idea of an EXEZZORISE ME
      Some kind of abstraction, but there is no real him
      Only an entity-- something illusory.
      And though he can hide on his fake accent...
      and you can watch his content and his channel grow...
      and maybe you can even sense some fun on his gadgets,
      He simply is not there.

    • @ZEROxLAG
      @ZEROxLAG Рік тому +10

      Haven’t watched his videos in a long time but he definitely sounds different, more mellow and shit. I think he smokes weed now 🤷🏽‍♂️

    • @diadediadedia
      @diadediadedia Рік тому +7

      @@didyouvent8068 what

    • @bobsburgers8109
      @bobsburgers8109 Рік тому +2

      @@ocnarf40 what huh

  • @xxiielhazarothpagangrinder4260
    @xxiielhazarothpagangrinder4260 Рік тому +23

    "nothing feels better than this metal in your hand"
    A woman definitely does.

    • @yomatasaki
      @yomatasaki Рік тому +1

      Or a nice penor

    • @neowolf09
      @neowolf09 Рік тому +2

      I can think of a lot of things my hands would rather touch than metal

    • @UserXtremE
      @UserXtremE Рік тому

      Bro why does this only have 15 likes

  • @Skully8998
    @Skully8998 Рік тому +78

    I'm disappointed that there was no turtle, and my day is ruined. Good day sir. I said good day!

  • @phantoker
    @phantoker Рік тому +9

    "Grandpa, how did you lose your finger if you weren't in the war?"
    Granpa:

  • @nikolasperez7745
    @nikolasperez7745 Рік тому +26

    Dudes got the platinum chip

  • @Cacodominus6969
    @Cacodominus6969 Рік тому +47

    How much it COSTS and how much it’s worth are two completely different things lol

    • @joshuauriarte452
      @joshuauriarte452 Рік тому +3

      More then you make in 2 weeks. The coin 200 for a small thing of titanium even tho a thing that small is like $5 of titanium. and the knife 200 and the slider 165

    • @imstupidbut
      @imstupidbut Рік тому +11

      @@joshuauriarte452 who makes less than $100 a week?

    • @BillyMillion
      @BillyMillion Рік тому

      They’re like $250 it’s insane

    • @BillyMillion
      @BillyMillion Рік тому +2

      @@joshuauriarte452 umm, what third world country are you living in 😂 who on earth isn’t making more than $200 in a whole fortnight??

    • @null0452
      @null0452 Рік тому

      ​@@joshuauriarte452 go with your ego boost somewhere else clown

  • @QuanBaby43G
    @QuanBaby43G Рік тому +1

    🤣if the turtle tripled as a fidget spinner i was sold

  • @Bamdamboom-nc1fq
    @Bamdamboom-nc1fq Рік тому +75

    Speaking of turtles…

    • @marshits1120
      @marshits1120 Рік тому +2

      💀💀💀💀💀

    • @JackRyanMeans
      @JackRyanMeans Рік тому

      lmaoo

    • @ft.anirxddh
      @ft.anirxddh Рік тому

      Lmfaooooooo

    • @jackrabit07209
      @jackrabit07209 Рік тому +1

      I don't get it but imma laugh too
      Lmfaoooo

    • @marshits1120
      @marshits1120 Рік тому +4

      @@jackrabit07209 I don't know if you said it sarcastically lol but I'll still explain:
      Because in the video they mention the "turtle shell" and because the dude talks slow like a turtle, that's why "speaking of turtles"

  • @braindeadgaming808
    @braindeadgaming808 Рік тому +10

    Bro is going to walk the whole Nevada desert to get that chip

    • @rowdynibe4481
      @rowdynibe4481 Рік тому

      Bros gonna have to decide between a robot, billionaire, george buschs america, or roman empire

  • @mischievoustothemarrow
    @mischievoustothemarrow Рік тому +7

    bro got the platinum chip 💀💀

  • @IfYouDontDoThis
    @IfYouDontDoThis 9 місяців тому +1

    How does this dude make the most useless , pointless, out of this world stuff seem like the coolest hand candy out there?

  • @Aguilar-Frammy
    @Aguilar-Frammy Рік тому +7

    Y’all it’s been a while since this new guy came on the channel and like get over it lol. He’s here to stay and until he finds his own style, nothing wrong with copying the OG. chill out comment section

  • @djvelocity
    @djvelocity Рік тому +1

    *Knife Inventor:* I’m going to place a razor sharp knife on a fidget spinner
    *Manufacturer:* so like with a safety blade mechanism?
    *Knife Inventor:* 💀

  • @208.L0GI
    @208.L0GI Рік тому +3

    “Officer it’s just my spinn- SURPRISE”

  • @somefurryuwu1224
    @somefurryuwu1224 Рік тому

    This guy sounds like he is constantly trying to suppress the urge to sing

  • @KAIDAKING
    @KAIDAKING Рік тому +1

    “Checks all the boxes”
    Safety:

  • @jesseholmin8528
    @jesseholmin8528 Рік тому +8

    The Platinum Chip!

  • @supremememe4340
    @supremememe4340 Рік тому

    That last one will satisfy the ADHD, and the voices.

  • @EverlastingEclipses
    @EverlastingEclipses Рік тому +23

    just talk like you normally say!!! we will love you the way you are

  • @Glass.of-Water
    @Glass.of-Water Рік тому

    That turtle shell, be looking like a grenade from Advanced Warfare.

  • @Onnichan_in_pubg
    @Onnichan_in_pubg Рік тому +3

    My man here is collecting small fidgets like he is in some INCEPTION movie and shit.

  • @81_monish_roy74
    @81_monish_roy74 Рік тому

    "but nothing feels better than a nice chunk of metal in your hands" ! hate my mind

  • @sancheznish8285
    @sancheznish8285 Рік тому +7

    How much it’s worth and how much you paid are certainly two different things, the price of anything is just whatever people will pay, the worth is usually more of a sentimental thing these days, or resale value

  • @MarkDanielMiller
    @MarkDanielMiller 11 місяців тому

    this guy's voice is like "the EXCESSORIZE ME guy at home"

  • @slimaninabil93350
    @slimaninabil93350 Рік тому +6

    Bro the new voice throw me off so badly the old one was so deep it was actually as satisfying as the fidgets themselves

  • @twicenightley
    @twicenightley Рік тому

    "Check out this fidget spinner. Then, WHAPAM!"
    My brain: "Now spin it"

  • @dgrowthguide
    @dgrowthguide Рік тому +1

    That turtle ( TURTLE)

  • @MrAcadjura
    @MrAcadjura Рік тому +13

    Stop with this voice dude!!! Cmon!!! U do it intentionally right!

  • @blkheartdeadrose8928
    @blkheartdeadrose8928 Рік тому

    All fun and games until someone comes up to you and says “GIMME YOUR MONEY BEFORE I SPIN THIS KNIFE AND TOUCH YOU IN THE NECK WITH IT”

  • @obnikgaming3987
    @obnikgaming3987 Рік тому +18

    Literally, He posted This At 2 Am 👽

    • @Luka-Noctiluka
      @Luka-Noctiluka Рік тому +1

      You know he lives in Canada, right?

    • @obnikgaming3987
      @obnikgaming3987 Рік тому

      @@Luka-Noctiluka No ! I didn't know that as UA-cam recommend me this video, I

    • @obnikgaming3987
      @obnikgaming3987 Рік тому

      @@Luka-Noctiluka It's 2:40 Am Here !

    • @Doom-hd9of
      @Doom-hd9of Рік тому

      It's cuz of time zones

    • @obnikgaming3987
      @obnikgaming3987 Рік тому

      @@Doom-hd9of I know that, but I didn't know that he lives in Canada

  • @ammoniacloudz34
    @ammoniacloudz34 Рік тому +1

    I never got the whole fidget toy craze tbh. I just fuck around on my phone when I am bored

  • @fun_g
    @fun_g Рік тому +6

    Bruv, U don't gotta mimic the other guy u gotta make ur own style cuz I'm sure u def got it..👍

  • @Ongomar
    @Ongomar Рік тому

    Imagine getting shanked by a fidget spinner you’d never be able to face the afterlife

  • @quintonrichards4805
    @quintonrichards4805 Рік тому +4

    Finally a Magnus Slider!

  • @itsOnlyPIYUSH
    @itsOnlyPIYUSH Рік тому

    That Fidget Spinner is a Concealed Weapon...! 😂

  • @MrStoyan5
    @MrStoyan5 Рік тому +21

    Here bro, have some coffee ☕️
    It’ll help you wake up a little bit

  • @felixgamingboiiii3597
    @felixgamingboiiii3597 Рік тому +1

    This guy sounds like daily dose of the internet if he stayed up at 3 am

  • @MiloLeppanen
    @MiloLeppanen Рік тому +3

    cool but...199€ GODDAM EUROS

  • @theone1665
    @theone1665 Рік тому

    Get a butterfly knife. Real man’s fidget spinner

  • @demeter-the-great
    @demeter-the-great Рік тому +6

    I wasn’t a fan of new guy originally because I’d prefer he found his own style, but these comments are becoming borderline obsessive about it. Chill, it’s clearly not going to change anything. If you gotta go, well, go. Leave homie be.
    Also: Whabam.

    • @freistergaard8444
      @freistergaard8444 Рік тому +2

      Ikr people need to chill, like hes gottwn way better already since his first appearance

  • @timwhite5562
    @timwhite5562 Рік тому +1

    These things are absurdly expensive for what they are, the knife is the only thing that's somewhat sane. Or you can spend $15 at Walmart and just get a Zippo.

  • @freistergaard8444
    @freistergaard8444 Рік тому +5

    So we all know that the way he talka is kinda weird, but its getting way better tbh and this one is by far the best and most natural sounding vid so far, ill ive it like a month or two before i make my final judgementand i think yall whos been hating him should too

  • @brotherspotpie8353
    @brotherspotpie8353 Рік тому +1

    “Nothing feels better than nice a chunk of metal in your hands”
    $200 cash does 💀

  • @HH-zr1iu
    @HH-zr1iu Рік тому +4

    The voice is not it

  • @SubyArtz
    @SubyArtz Рік тому +1

    How to kill ur school enemy:
    Step 1: give it to ur enemy
    Step2 : tell him to put it on his neck
    Step 3: last and finally activate the trigger 😊

  • @somecuntxxx
    @somecuntxxx Рік тому +144

    Wanted a nice chunk of metal in my hands I would pick up a goddamn coin

    • @iaintdoinallat
      @iaintdoinallat Рік тому +2

      on god, bro i just throw my coin purse whenever im bored

    • @bigol9223
      @bigol9223 Рік тому

      @@iaintdoinallat purse huh? what are the coins for? to pay the men you suck?

    • @who.needs.a.username612
      @who.needs.a.username612 Рік тому

      why not a atomic bomb?

  • @ColsenWard
    @ColsenWard Рік тому +4

    saw this when it was posted 22 minutes ago

  • @prinzessinderverurteilung
    @prinzessinderverurteilung Рік тому +2

    lol why them all facebook groups cant you provide some legit amazon links?

  • @jonathandy727
    @jonathandy727 Рік тому +7

    You sound different here

    • @Grass_Muncher
      @Grass_Muncher Рік тому

      Cos it's someone else

    • @Sovietycii
      @Sovietycii Рік тому +1

      @@Grass_Muncher it isnt hes copyign someones voice

  • @HalfCapHilg
    @HalfCapHilg Рік тому

    The last one is definitely the best back to school fidget

  • @boompow7468
    @boompow7468 Рік тому +5

    Hey guy this is your daily dose of internet, look at these cool fidget spinners

  • @MEMORIA1991
    @MEMORIA1991 Рік тому

    "the third one is really good for fidgeting in class"

  • @carsonhowell9746
    @carsonhowell9746 Рік тому +15

    The waffle house has found its new host

    • @samuelcummins254
      @samuelcummins254 Рік тому +2

      The Waffle house has found it's new host

    • @lexwelsh3511
      @lexwelsh3511 Рік тому +1

      The Waffle House has found it’s new host

    • @Willowisp894
      @Willowisp894 Рік тому +1

      The Waffle House Has Found Its New Host

    • @bassamgamal1372
      @bassamgamal1372 Рік тому +1

      the waffle House has found its new host

  • @pochi4346
    @pochi4346 Рік тому

    It’s all fun and games until you accidentally open the knife while you’re spinning it

  • @elementsgaming2411
    @elementsgaming2411 Рік тому +1

    Calling it rn, 200$ poker chip, 400$ turtle, 550$ knife…

  • @engma7549
    @engma7549 Рік тому

    *I was expecting the turtle to run.*

  • @Bigboss-vq9su
    @Bigboss-vq9su Рік тому +1

    That poker chip is for golf which is why it is Callaway

  • @Firewalk368
    @Firewalk368 Рік тому +1

    If only that chip was platinum

  • @Danielle_Ledesma
    @Danielle_Ledesma Рік тому

    god: “howd you die?”
    me: “i was playing with my fidget spinner. 😔”

  • @akshatthakur9219
    @akshatthakur9219 Рік тому

    Walking into a fight with only a fidget spinner 🗿

  • @josesaldana2624
    @josesaldana2624 Рік тому +1

    The last one got me tweaking

  • @GoibniuNihiliste
    @GoibniuNihiliste Рік тому

    Every item I see on this channel goes into the "really cool but way too much money, and I more than likely wont ever buy these" wish list

  • @x7ameedo700
    @x7ameedo700 Рік тому

    You know you're old when you call a fidget spinner classic

  • @spaceman_paul3547
    @spaceman_paul3547 Рік тому

    I think a fidget toy with an ink pen would *check all the boxes*

  • @SlothOfTruth
    @SlothOfTruth Рік тому

    I love how this video is called "Back to School gadgets."

  • @danraz0ralice340
    @danraz0ralice340 Рік тому

    Give me your money!! *whips a fidget spinner*.

  • @wishpaw8529
    @wishpaw8529 Рік тому

    "So how did you lose your finger?"
    ``I was playing with my fidget spinner.``

  • @mraihan7400
    @mraihan7400 Рік тому +1

    That's considered a normal regular spinner in london

  • @anoopanu2446
    @anoopanu2446 Рік тому

    Same guy who give motivational speech for sleep 😂

  • @boredsnek
    @boredsnek Рік тому

    Doctor: so why are you in the hospital?
    Me: I was using my friends fidget spinner

  • @ThomasSawyers
    @ThomasSawyers Рік тому

    Uh yeah I'm gunna pass on the "let's see how many finger tendons I can accidentally cut" toy

  • @doog462
    @doog462 Рік тому

    The start sounded like he was gonna sing

  • @satan7350
    @satan7350 Рік тому

    i can imagine getting shanked by a fidget spinner.

  • @ice_flame7043
    @ice_flame7043 Рік тому

    POV your spinning it and the blade comes out “ no more hands”

  • @MadGenious
    @MadGenious Рік тому +1

    Bro forgot to add the bass and reverb filter in post production

  • @AjingPPP
    @AjingPPP Рік тому

    „best back-to-school gadgets“ ☠️☠️

  • @noahlani6480
    @noahlani6480 Рік тому

    I actually need that knife, not only can you fidget with it, it’s actually super portable and useful.

  • @kuramazov
    @kuramazov Рік тому

    i was distracted on the turtle emoji and only kept thinking how it looked like vedal

  • @wolfninjagaming5706
    @wolfninjagaming5706 Рік тому

    "back to school gadgets" pulls out a knife

  • @AFCAglory
    @AFCAglory Рік тому

    These gadgets create more addictions 🤣

  • @RayChristo
    @RayChristo Рік тому +1

    Me who finally found what exactly I needed
    Price: 250$
    Me: Ohhhhhhhhhh

  • @jellyfishmandudebro
    @jellyfishmandudebro Рік тому

    Imagine some Quite kid in the corner plottin to shank up some kids with his fidget spinner knife 😂

  • @ThunderManDabro
    @ThunderManDabro Рік тому

    I don't know what i love about those poker chips. They just feel satisfying to me.

  • @butterfly.boujee
    @butterfly.boujee Рік тому +12

    i dont know how much you paid but i definitely know how much it's worth

  • @jovakhiin
    @jovakhiin Рік тому

    “Oi mate, how ya gonna wet me up wit a fidget spinner bruv”
    “Easily mate”
    *whips out the blade*

  • @jwhite716.
    @jwhite716. Рік тому +1

    Lost me at the spinner 😂😂😂

  • @PokerOfNorway
    @PokerOfNorway Рік тому +1

    I dont know the price tag, but i know how much its worth

  • @annoyingpizzacreations9983
    @annoyingpizzacreations9983 Рік тому +1

    Me just imagining the knife opening when i am spinning it 💀

  • @MyDigitalHub
    @MyDigitalHub Рік тому

    When you accidentally cut yourself with your spinner 😂