Carl Sagan (Cosmos) Parody by Johnny Carson (1980)

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  • @MrDonovanFrost
    @MrDonovanFrost 10 років тому +247

    Carl Sagan liked Johnny Carson's impression of him. Also Johnny was an astronomer himself and greatly respected Carl and his work.

    • @LafinJack
      @LafinJack 6 років тому +18

      "...and greatly respected Carl and his work."
      And so did America.

    • @ayoshio_omj8588
      @ayoshio_omj8588 4 роки тому +3

      And I am Iraqi I don't know what I'm doing here??

    • @legopunk2655
      @legopunk2655 4 роки тому +8

      It's good of you to point that out. If you know their friendship you know this done w much love. Carl was a guest 6 times in less than ten years.

    • @ayoshio_omj8588
      @ayoshio_omj8588 4 роки тому +2

      @@legopunk2655 I didn't know that.. But I knew this man on the INTERNET so not knowing much.. BTW, thanks for the information

    • @gokurocks9
      @gokurocks9 4 роки тому +8

      That's very true, Johnny Carson also had a minor in Physics. Meaning Johnny Carson studied advanced mathematics like multivariate calculus, [partial] differential equations and real/complex/vector analysis. What other talk show host today is capable of that???

  • @politicaloutsider413
    @politicaloutsider413 3 роки тому +48

    "Not only is staring at the sun bad for your eyes, but it's rude as hell"
    Too funny !!! 🤣🤣🤣

    • @whisper2162
      @whisper2162 2 роки тому

      I don't get it. Please explain the joke.

    • @politicaloutsider413
      @politicaloutsider413 2 роки тому

      @@whisper2162 When your cherry pops, I'll explain it to you, son...
      Meanwhile, go to your room, this is for adults only.

    • @whisper2162
      @whisper2162 2 роки тому

      @@politicaloutsider413 IOW, you do not know either.

  • @bogusmcbogus2637
    @bogusmcbogus2637 3 роки тому +31

    Hahaha, I've been a Sagan fan for years and I remember him saying on an interview after being poked with the "billions and billions", he said laughing "I never said that". Now I finally know where it all started!! haha

  • @123dan120
    @123dan120 10 років тому +73

    Billions and Billions

  • @vibra64
    @vibra64 6 років тому +49

    When TV had talent and great writers.

    • @scwt89
      @scwt89 3 роки тому +3

      Watch better TV shows.

  • @langelle1
    @langelle1 5 років тому +60

    The Big Bang followed by The Big Cigarette. Took me a few seconds to get that one.

    • @kikoissa
      @kikoissa 5 років тому +2

      Please, explain me that one.

    • @jashugg
      @jashugg 5 років тому +16

      Kiko Issa Big Bang is euphemism for Great Sex, typically followed by a shared smoke

    • @scwt89
      @scwt89 3 роки тому +10

      @@jashugg "big bang" isn't a euphemism for sex. "Bang" is. That's why the joke is that the _big_ bang is followed by the _big_ cigarette. Like how a normal bang would be followed by a normal cigarette.

    • @Gyrfalcon312
      @Gyrfalcon312 Рік тому

      I f**kin' howled in laughter after reading your comment!

    • @emilcioran8873
      @emilcioran8873 Рік тому

      I thought it meant like in the cartoon when Coyote lights a cigarette, it explodes.
      In this case it went reverse.

  • @AngryGreen
    @AngryGreen 9 років тому +43

    DYING laughing at his wonderful impression

  • @boledle
    @boledle 3 роки тому +12

    Carson's parodies were way better than SNL's ever were

  • @icopaseticMHF
    @icopaseticMHF 3 роки тому +10

    I never knew until tonight that "billions and billions" was a Carson quote and not Sagan. I even have a t-shirt with Sagan's face with the catch phrase. I love them both and they helped shape who I am.

    • @Jay-ft3xh
      @Jay-ft3xh Рік тому +1

      It's a paraphrase. "Billions upon billions" -Carl Sagan

  • @musicauthority7828
    @musicauthority7828 2 роки тому +5

    I bet Carl Sagan got a kick out of this I'm sure. Carl Sagan and Johnny Carson respected each other very much. especially since Johnny Carson was highly educated and Carl Sagan had a great sense of humor. Carl Sagan was always happy to appear on The Tonight Show and did many times.

  • @jazz4
    @jazz4 11 років тому +10

    I love how he actually sounds like someone doing an impression of Johny Carson.

  • @81Mace81
    @81Mace81 10 років тому +17

    Excellent Charles Bronson impression :p

  • @CarolGCummings
    @CarolGCummings 11 років тому +19

    So funny! Especially after watching the clip, "Cosmos" from Carl himself.

    • @benmaurer163
      @benmaurer163 2 роки тому +1

      Johnny Carson was hysterical

  • @carlsaveus1735
    @carlsaveus1735 2 місяці тому

    OMGds!.. I miss Johnny and Carl!!

  • @AstrosElectronicsLab
    @AstrosElectronicsLab Місяць тому

    LMAO! "What came after the big bang?" "We don't know for sure, but we think it's the big cigarette..." I laughed WAY too hard at that.

  • @v0rtic
    @v0rtic 10 років тому +7

    one of my favourite things ever

  • @livinginvancouverbc2247
    @livinginvancouverbc2247 5 років тому +6

    A blast from the past.

  • @AWretchedMan
    @AWretchedMan 2 роки тому +2

    This is hilarious and I love carl sagan

  • @The22on
    @The22on 5 років тому +6

    I just lost it when he said that asteroids (he meant hemorrhoids) can be extremely painful! lol
    I also like how he repeated the word 'stuff' as in 'star stuff'.
    I loved to watch both of those guys. Carson seemed to keep America 'balanced'. Before America went to bed on weeknights, we could look forward to Carson giving us a nice, clever, interesting show. It was like saying 'good night' to your own family. And Carl Sagan's "Cosmos" series showed the world something amazing: the universe outside our door. The universe was huge, cold, mysterious... and wondrous.
    Carson was a very private person and didn't have many friends. But he had Carl Sagan to his house many times. One time, Sagan taught Carson how to use a telescope Carson had just bought. Carson loved astronomy, and people who knew, said that Carson really knew his astronomy. He was more than an amateur. I guess Sagan never poked arounds in Carson's personal life so Carson felt 'safe' around Sagan. They respected each other.

  • @SR-uf8pt
    @SR-uf8pt 7 років тому +41

    Johnny Carson was actually the originator of Sagan's most "famous" supposed quote: "billions and billions." Sagan never uttered the phrase.

    • @BboyAL1
      @BboyAL1 5 років тому +2

      @V-Rex Yes, as a mock to the whole Carson/bilions "incident"

    • @vicquinonez1952
      @vicquinonez1952 5 років тому +13

      You're right he uttered, "Billions UPON Billions." Lol.

    • @jacksdjfam
      @jacksdjfam 4 роки тому +5

      He never said billions and billions. He did however say 'billions upon billons'

    • @jacksdjfam
      @jacksdjfam 4 роки тому +3

      He did say however 'billions UPON billions'

    • @gokurocks9
      @gokurocks9 4 роки тому +1

      There are several episode of COSMOS in which he does say, "billions and billions"

  • @jennydow741
    @jennydow741 11 років тому +6

    This stuff is great.
    I'd like to see the one where Carson was doing Sagan around 1987 and discussing the near-earth asteroid RSO-14 that came close to hitting the earth. He said it stood for Really Scary Object number 14. The sketch ended with a giant prop asteroid crashing down from the ceiling.

  • @ElCholoDeJolo
    @ElCholoDeJolo 10 років тому +2

    This is the best stuff I've seen in a while lol!!

  • @joshgellis3292
    @joshgellis3292 2 роки тому +4

    I’m 37 and I love this skit!
    🤣

  • @paske2001
    @paske2001 7 років тому +22

    billions and billions

  • @CapeDeepShark
    @CapeDeepShark 11 років тому +4

    Johnny Corson as Corl - thank goodness both were great astronomers (fact!)

  • @MaryJaneHancock
    @MaryJaneHancock 4 роки тому +1

    Thanks for posting. Funny stuff

  • @mikemccormick8115
    @mikemccormick8115 Рік тому

    The iconic. Never another like him.

  • @christoferberglund422
    @christoferberglund422 7 років тому +2

    Amazing stuff!

  • @itchaban
    @itchaban 4 роки тому +2

    Brilliant!!

  • @elvicare35
    @elvicare35 7 років тому +10

    I'm in tears laughing, holy hilarious Batman!!!!!

  • @davebowles1957
    @davebowles1957 4 роки тому +3

    Carl Sagan never said Billions and Billions
    Read his book 'Billions and Billions: Thoughts on Life and Death at the Brink of the Millennium. June 2, 1997
    Carl talks about how Johnny Carson started saying it as in this clip.

  • @MrCrushus
    @MrCrushus 10 років тому +16

    astrology was our first failed attempt at astronomy.

  • @terryrose4804
    @terryrose4804 6 місяців тому

    Girl at the end had one line and said "Millions and millions." Johnny got the last word correcting her.

  • @robertpeters3896
    @robertpeters3896 2 роки тому +3

    Johnny Carson was the best

  • @andrewbellinger6120
    @andrewbellinger6120 5 років тому +3

    Johnny was a boss, lol. His Carl Sagan has a hint of Kermit.

  • @AWretchedMan
    @AWretchedMan 2 роки тому +2

    Haha never gets old

  • @langelle1
    @langelle1 Рік тому

    The "Sagan" is a unit of measurement consisting of a number no less than 4 billion("billions and billions").

  • @donniedollarhidejr.2766
    @donniedollarhidejr.2766 7 років тому +12

    U F O. best joke ever

  • @jerryp6001
    @jerryp6001 2 роки тому +1

    4:15....WHAT!? A flat earth???? AWESOME!

  • @BigDogCountry
    @BigDogCountry 9 років тому +5

    The rest of the time, there's a guest comet!

  • @bosondhiggs5631
    @bosondhiggs5631 4 роки тому +1

    Simply the best ! LOL

  • @dorourke105
    @dorourke105 Рік тому +2

    You FO 😂😂😂

  • @richardsantanna5398
    @richardsantanna5398 7 років тому +19

    Holy shit this was funny!

  • @CrazyForCooCooPuffs
    @CrazyForCooCooPuffs 9 років тому +6

    THE WIND IS OVER 900 MILES AN HOUR

    • @elvicare35
      @elvicare35 7 років тому +1

      lol You'll need a really strong hair spray!!!!!

  • @baddmanaz
    @baddmanaz 10 років тому +11

    thick eyebrows. forgot the thick eyebrows

  • @yucelbilik
    @yucelbilik 5 років тому

    excellent.

  • @OmarLemusTactic
    @OmarLemusTactic 5 років тому +1

    Billions and billions and billions, and billions and billions...

  • @derekobrien3767
    @derekobrien3767 10 років тому +2

    A remake of cosmos is starting soon if not already.

  • @avelprasetya8614
    @avelprasetya8614 5 років тому

    Ohmygaaaaaaaad.. its hillarious

  • @kickdragon
    @kickdragon 8 років тому +6

    lol flat earth reference nice

  • @tomosko2669
    @tomosko2669 5 років тому +2

    Even back then making fun of flat earthers. :D

  • @emilcioran8873
    @emilcioran8873 Рік тому

    Now this is funny shit :)
    I laughed so hard my dog got scared

  • @fun1k
    @fun1k 10 років тому

    Very funny! :D

  • @ericsbuds
    @ericsbuds 11 років тому +3

    too funny

  • @joycekoch5746
    @joycekoch5746 3 роки тому

    Imagine how funny a parody of Jack Parsons would be.

  • @Sofaking92
    @Sofaking92 2 роки тому

    Millions and billions of singles in your area

  • @jackhandma1011
    @jackhandma1011 2 роки тому

    Engineering students using transit in surveying class: *Time to observe billions and billions of ladies.*

  • @RHINOWINOLUNATIC
    @RHINOWINOLUNATIC 3 роки тому +1

    Billionz and billionz of sunz...

  • @gpz219
    @gpz219 3 роки тому +1

    Carl Sagan denied every saying "billions and billions", still this is hilarious

    • @johnwoa
      @johnwoa 3 роки тому +1

      Kind of like Capt. James T. Kirk who NEVER uttered, "Beam me up Scotty" in the Star Trek series.

  • @craigslistreply6544
    @craigslistreply6544 3 роки тому +2

    The Big Bang was followed by the big cigarette is a fucking genius joke

  • @donsharma6136
    @donsharma6136 3 роки тому

    very intellectual comedy..this is beyond jay leno

  • @adarshsr8015
    @adarshsr8015 3 роки тому +2

    Youuu F O !!

  • @YD-uq5fi
    @YD-uq5fi 3 роки тому

    In other news, I just learned that Edward G. Robinson never actually said "Myah, see!".

  • @ElCholoDeJolo
    @ElCholoDeJolo 4 роки тому

    The earth is round?? XD!!

  • @roshaan
    @roshaan 9 років тому

    HOLY COW HAHAHAH WOWWW!! :D :D

  • @redacted5035
    @redacted5035 3 роки тому

    Me before I clicked: wtf is this lol I love Carl Sagan I hope they do-
    Me after 0:05 when he hits his head on the planet: oh *hell* yes

  • @MarinaMordell
    @MarinaMordell 8 років тому

    Is this from an episode of Saturday Night Live?

  • @wolfila8873
    @wolfila8873 3 роки тому

    4:22 oh boy

  • @NECHOII
    @NECHOII 3 роки тому +1

    *UMANS!*

  • @sarthakmverma722
    @sarthakmverma722 3 роки тому

    😂😂😂

  • @markleecivicduty4537
    @markleecivicduty4537 Рік тому +1

    I think it is interesting to see how many people find humor in the fact that they have been lied to. They were laughing at us then, as they are laughing at us now. If you ask somebody what their pet peeves are, you will often hear, I can’t, “ I stand a liar and a thief.” Well, now ...

    • @punklover99
      @punklover99 8 місяців тому

      What are you on about

  • @thetvbaby83
    @thetvbaby83 3 роки тому +1

    Is this where the flat earth conspiracy started? Lmao Johnny loved Carl, had him on multiple times and asked great questions. I miss them both ♡
    U FO!

  • @juanmanuelacosta4659
    @juanmanuelacosta4659 6 років тому +2

    Entendí pura madre pero que buena parodia admiro a carl sagan

  • @JopestersWild
    @JopestersWild 10 років тому +1

    So is this based on the second divorce, or did Sagan generally have a loose rocket? Or both?

  • @edgardbontempo
    @edgardbontempo 11 місяців тому

    😂

  • @wolfgangouille
    @wolfgangouille 4 роки тому

    Please leave a message in the comet section.

  • @CaryMGVR
    @CaryMGVR Рік тому

    *Haha, C-L-A-S-S-I-C ....*
    *RIP, Johnny & Dr. Sagan ....*
    *I miss them both terribly.*
    😢♥️

  • @WanderingBrushArt
    @WanderingBrushArt 3 роки тому

    The pace and flow is right but the pitch is off, needed an octave lower to be right on.

  • @BodegaMouse
    @BodegaMouse 7 років тому +4

    This is what this country likes. Entertainment. not the truth about the world they live in.

    • @ameremortal
      @ameremortal 5 років тому +2

      Bodega Mouse There is room for both. I guarantee Carl laughed his ass off. All geniuses enjoy a good joke. Jokes tickle the intellect.

    • @railimarotto2561
      @railimarotto2561 5 років тому

      Sadly true

    • @brennonguilbeau569
      @brennonguilbeau569 3 роки тому

      @@ameremortal Imitation is the highest form of flattery!

  • @Gyrfalcon312
    @Gyrfalcon312 Рік тому

    Now _that's_ comedy!

  • @elvisischrist
    @elvisischrist 5 років тому +2

    Very funny! Truly in the days before P.C...

  • @brunogaliati3999
    @brunogaliati3999 3 роки тому +3

    When you came here after reading the book Billions and Billions...

  • @Elmesal
    @Elmesal 10 років тому +15

    Sagan should have mocked Carson by beating his wife in public

    • @zachcouch8654
      @zachcouch8654 10 років тому +10

      Why would you even say something like that?

    • @grimmerMD
      @grimmerMD 10 років тому +6

      Zach Couch Get a sense of humour.

    • @JizzyMcFrizzyLOL
      @JizzyMcFrizzyLOL 9 років тому +2

      Jela Labani Did he really beat his wife? Because if he did, I'm no longer a fan. So don't just say something like that if it isn't true.

    • @TheShinDigPig
      @TheShinDigPig 9 років тому

      Jela Labani There is nothing in that article about that.

    • @richardsantanna5398
      @richardsantanna5398 7 років тому +1

      lol, that would totally be justified.

  • @aaroncabral
    @aaroncabral 10 років тому

    IO!

  • @ashwadhwani
    @ashwadhwani 3 роки тому +2

    Yuck :( No wonder this dumbed down culture is where it is

  • @karltaylor2857
    @karltaylor2857 3 роки тому +1

    Truth bomb from 1980....it's flat.

  • @ceciliateixeira5195
    @ceciliateixeira5195 5 років тому

    but u not that hot has he is dear

  • @yankleber
    @yankleber 3 роки тому

    It's not any funny at all. Well, maybe for kids. It's just silly.

  • @Biddybalboa
    @Biddybalboa 9 років тому +1

    You can tell they were more disapproving of science in these times.

    • @dougtaylor2803
      @dougtaylor2803 8 років тому

      +Biddybalboa Oh! For God's sake, enough already.

    • @elvicare35
      @elvicare35 7 років тому +6

      No they weren't, as Johnny had Carl Sagan on many times, and he was as knowledgeable as they come and made the subject fun and enjoyable, and this skit is laugh out loud hilarious!!!!!!!!!!

    • @stumpycatvm7115
      @stumpycatvm7115 6 років тому +1

      not necessarily, sagan was already a known atheist, therefore fare game for parody

  • @litote9
    @litote9 3 роки тому

    lame AF

  • @stiviroquissegundo6094
    @stiviroquissegundo6094 4 роки тому +1

    billions and billions