Krastorio: The Complete Movie! (3 Months In 2.5 Hours!)

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  • Опубліковано 2 вер 2023
  • Director's cut.
    This is a re-edited and shortened version of the Krastorio series I did.
    If you would like to watch the series instead, you can do that here:
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  • @briturner11
    @briturner11 8 місяців тому +445

    Girl DocJade is dating: "I think you're afraid of commitment"
    DocJade deconstructing his entire base without enough materials to make new base: "bet"

    • @sam-is-a-human
      @sam-is-a-human 2 місяці тому +6

      Could have sworn you opened with “girl Docjade” like I had missed a critical piece of information

    • @PJOZeus
      @PJOZeus 2 місяці тому

      @@sam-is-a-human I mean technically it still works misreading it like that

  • @QuestionableObject
    @QuestionableObject 8 місяців тому +607

    i will give it to krastorio that 'tech cards' makes more sens than whatever vanilla factorio's got going on with the vials of technicolour meth we make out of random ground up items.

    • @loreraptor5093
      @loreraptor5093 5 місяців тому +88

      but i love the technicolor meth, it tastes like colors

    • @Killthefish
      @Killthefish 5 місяців тому +51

      "Jesse, wheres the RGB food colouring"

    • @cyrolocker1229
      @cyrolocker1229 5 місяців тому +24

      @@Killthefish “Mr white the biters ate the laboratory’s”

    • @kelvincoolidge995
      @kelvincoolidge995 4 місяці тому +9

      Jesse we need to liquidate the electronic circuits

    • @SimoneBellomonte
      @SimoneBellomonte 4 місяці тому

      Pfp (Profile picture) and / or Banner Sauce (Source [Artist])? 🗿

  • @kronusaerospace8872
    @kronusaerospace8872 9 місяців тому +874

    Ah yes, I can relive the horror of watching you design a megabase with 6 belts of input! Loved this series.

    • @AstaZora
      @AstaZora 8 місяців тому +11

      Timestamp your favorite parts? Please. I loved this series

    • @TheLoneWolfling
      @TheLoneWolfling 8 днів тому

      This base is the Factorio equivalent of "never skip leg day"

  • @Crumsie
    @Crumsie 5 місяців тому +74

    I really enjoyed the constant "oh wait, now this doesn't work" in your run, especially at 1:16:13. It's a hell of a lot more relatable than the block perfection some other creators do lol

  • @royallyking
    @royallyking 8 місяців тому +346

    I play this game with a few of my friends and they are the type of people who like everything to be tileable, efficient, and non-sphagetti. But seeing you turn your bus 10 minutes in...it's beautiful. You inspire me to be far more chaotic with my factorio bases and to hopefully drive my friends into insanity! Absolutely amazing video lol. Love it!

    • @leduke79
      @leduke79 7 місяців тому +16

      Totally agree, spaghetti bases do not scale well, which often is required, but man do they look nice and personal.

    • @aerbon
      @aerbon 6 місяців тому +5

      I prefer train based design over main bus architecture

    • @TheSoulkraken
      @TheSoulkraken 6 місяців тому +10

      You would be proud of the run me and my BF did. We turned our entire MALL because it was gonna hit the solar grid.

  • @jmanzx5508
    @jmanzx5508 9 місяців тому +270

    I don't know if it was a serious question at 53:12, but Nullius is a great mod about byproducts. Like, that's the mod's main focus, balancing the various byproducts entangled in chains.
    One example: Processing iron and steel produces various anounts of gravel, which is voided (in early game) via grinding it to dust, then dumping it into caustic solution. Caustic solution is made with NaOH, a product of salt water electrolysis, with chlorine as the other product. Chlroine is then used for plastic. So the result is that, when your iron consumption fluctuates, it can actually jam up seemingly unrelated plastic production. And this is just early game reciples. Later recipes, which are more efficient, introduces way more products per recipe, and so the main product and byproduct of a recipe can change depending on your demand.
    It's such a headache. I's great.

    • @tugboat242
      @tugboat242 8 місяців тому +8

      that explanation is probably the best i've heard 🤣🤣

    • @CPcamaro
      @CPcamaro 8 місяців тому +6

      IR3 has some of this, where a single ore outputs 2 different things as well as 'waste' products and you can absolutely jam up your production of something like iron by not handling the secondary product and waste properly. I don't think it's nearly as complicated in this area as Nullius.

    • @MrDivinity22
      @MrDivinity22 8 місяців тому +5

      I had some of this also in Seablock. My takeaway was to design everything as independently as possible, or at least have some "backup production" in case something backs up and stops producing a byproduct I need elsewhere. Then the backup would jump in and produce that byproduct.
      It is all fine in small quantities, but when you're designing a mega base (in a very loose sense), I find this rather annoying. You want to produce Chlorine, but then the salt-water electrolysis spits out 100s of sodium as a byproduct... it's not even hard to get rid of these (in seablock), but still ...

    • @PedroLimaPTS
      @PedroLimaPTS 6 місяців тому +6

      "It's such a headache. It's great"
      Yup. Right up my alley

    • @canebro1
      @canebro1 5 місяців тому +2

      @@MrDivinity22 Yep, I second this for seablock. It is an interesting balance of making everything independent and voiding what you don't need, vs creating a dependency between two items and saving duplicating dozens of machines.

  • @Sneki06
    @Sneki06 9 місяців тому +239

    I mean, I watched all the episodes, but don't mind me doing it all again and this time in one go!

    • @avalon2481
      @avalon2481 9 місяців тому +3

      i didnt and this is perfect

    • @BonusCan
      @BonusCan 9 місяців тому +2

      I thought I was going crazy with deja vu

  • @haineko1101
    @haineko1101 8 місяців тому +80

    One thing I find simplifies a lot of others: in K2, the power output of one wind turbine is exactly equal to the power requirement of an offshore pump. Keep that in mind and put the pumps on their own micro-grids, and you'll never have to worry about the water shutting off.

  • @insgib613
    @insgib613 8 місяців тому +9

    -"I want a megabase"
    -"We have a megabase at home"
    *megabase at home*

  • @Ben_R4mZ
    @Ben_R4mZ 7 місяців тому +29

    53:12 if you havent seen it there's a Science Pack in Space Exploration that's essentially made by taking a train and throwing it at a wall resulting in 1k scrap per craft.
    (Not quite Pyanadons difficult but definitely getting up there in complexity)

    • @davidpereira5969
      @davidpereira5969 4 місяці тому +1

      ah yes, science. launching trains towards walls, again and again

  • @sanderbos4243
    @sanderbos4243 9 місяців тому +56

    Love the technology connections outro showcasing all the amazing intros you made. And yay, I'm a subtitle friend :D

    • @saltblood
      @saltblood 2 місяці тому +2

      Yep, love that technology connections outro

  • @jabruli
    @jabruli 9 місяців тому +137

    I just love the caption easter eggs, please continue to make them. Also, huge respect that you actually go so far as to put in the massive amount of work to subtitle the entire 2.5h video

    • @Carlzimare
      @Carlzimare 6 місяців тому

      What subtitles?

    • @Maxikxng
      @Maxikxng 6 місяців тому +8

      ​@@Carlzimarethe entire video has english subtitles made by the creator instead of the auto generated crap by yt you can turn them on in the vid player settings

    • @Carlzimare
      @Carlzimare 6 місяців тому +1

      @@Maxikxng thanks!

    • @BlueNEXUSGaming
      @BlueNEXUSGaming 4 місяці тому +1

      Where were all the Easter Eggs located? I know there were the *kneuqleear* jokes scattered throughout, and as *Pane-ful* as the Glass Jokes were, the Sand jokes weren't as *grinding*; but what were the time stamps on the Easter Eggs? Much like normal Easter Eggs, I want to be sure I found them all.
      Also, did anyone catch his typo when he was chain mentioning the Research? He said the name of the circuit right, though he typo'd the name in the captions.

  • @BlackTempleGaurdian
    @BlackTempleGaurdian 9 місяців тому +117

    There's a much simpler way to balance belts with loaders: X belts into a wagon (or any other multispace container), Y belts out the other side.

    • @PropheticShadeZ
      @PropheticShadeZ 9 місяців тому +27

      That is so smart it hurts

    • @chriscather3098
      @chriscather3098 8 місяців тому

      Or just use the massive Chest with loaders
      @@PropheticShadeZ

    • @CPcamaro
      @CPcamaro 8 місяців тому +7

      I use "merging chests" mod and make large steel containers for this. In Krastorio you can easily do it with the warehouses which take I believe up to 6 loaders per side. You can use filter loaders (or at least you used to be able to) and reserved slots in the warehouse and handle multiple inputs and outputs also.

  • @monkeygodemperor.9412
    @monkeygodemperor.9412 9 місяців тому +61

    Ain’t no way he surrounded his base with the mega belt of purification.

  • @braydonfisher9273
    @braydonfisher9273 9 місяців тому +24

    Doc: "Does anyone know of a modpack that makes byproducts a pain in the ass *besides* Pyanodons?"
    Felt that. They are quite cumbersome to start with but they are really fun for the long haul. Other than pY and a few edge cases in mods like K2 and SE, the only other one that is known for byproducts is Nullius and Seablock, but more so Nullius. Even so, both are comparable undertakings and definitely precursors to pY.

  • @coreydanni4485
    @coreydanni4485 7 місяців тому +6

    I appreciate how you tackle problems with reasonable solutions. Not everything needs to have perfect ratios and be modular, but when the need for that arises you implement it. Very refreshing, very enjoyable video.

    • @PJOZeus
      @PJOZeus 2 місяці тому

      It's not *your* time on the line when its bottlenecked or has to be manually expanded

  • @CPcamaro
    @CPcamaro 8 місяців тому +14

    Nice editing and pretty solid run for never playing the mod before. Was kinda funny watching you try to accomplish this with the crazy small amount of ore patches and refining compared to pretty much every base I've ever built!

  • @petercollins797
    @petercollins797 9 місяців тому +12

    There's something very funny about talking about starting construction robots right after showing your very inadequate power setup.
    Edit: I also feel like Doc finishes Krastorio faster than I finish Vanilla. My semi brute force Krastorio 2 run has about 120 hours, I probably beat it around 110. Super fun overhaul for anyone looking to add some complexity.

  • @ItsChugg
    @ItsChugg 8 місяців тому +5

    You had me dying at 38:19 with the 3kliksphillip reference. I enjoyed the entire video nonetheless though, great content! You've got me subbed.

  • @ultra_vires
    @ultra_vires 7 місяців тому +3

    24:50 "Oxygen isn't flammable" - WHAT, I bellowed, furiously typing into Google in order to be armed with a witty comment; only to find, I too am also dumb.

  • @MaxFerney
    @MaxFerney 8 місяців тому +15

    I'm about 1h37m in at the moment, and the balancing I learned you can simplify by just shoving it in medium/large warehouses. I usually have them for ore patches to balance inputs of ores.
    Edit: lil over 2 hours and see that same concept with a steel chest.

  • @schwarzkralle2654
    @schwarzkralle2654 9 місяців тому +2

    This was so great to watch. Thank you for this awesome edit

  • @hedix13
    @hedix13 7 місяців тому +9

    Loved the video!
    It hurts my soul seeing how much "faster" Krastorio 2 is by itself. Been playing Space Exploration + Krastorio 2 + BZ mods all together and it took me 40 hours to get to blue science (though part of that is just me being slow). Maybe I should have done a playthrough of just Krastorio 2 by itself, but watching this is probably adequate enough

    • @Golinth
      @Golinth 6 місяців тому

      Good luck. Friend and I are on that run, and are on our 500th hour

  • @ABendzify
    @ABendzify 7 місяців тому +2

    55minutes in im just chiming in to say your addition of sound effects to cover the fact you lost in game audio made me do a second take and tickled me. Very funny! Also you tackled K2 so far entirely differently to me which is fun. I literally went for a "road" square base until I got trains and then city blocked it, even blind. Some things you just cant unlearn, but your progress is much faster than mine. As in, I setup a full oil refinery, a full smelting array, a 2 rail network and a large bot mall the first chance I got rather than your push forward approach. You apologised for side tangents but my entire playthrough consisted of just side tangents ha. Edit: Excellent work dude, really enjoyed this. Now do Seablock or SE :D Subbed!

  • @1stviperr
    @1stviperr 6 місяців тому +1

    i love your videos, im about to binge them all, youre crazy underrated.

  • @Roguedeus
    @Roguedeus 4 місяці тому

    Actually loved watching this.
    Looking forward to watching more of your stuff!

  • @Jademalo
    @Jademalo 4 місяці тому +1

    I love the little references - 3kliksphillip with the gap, Technology Connections with the outro, and another one I can't remember but gave me a chuckle lol

  • @cajac13
    @cajac13 8 місяців тому +1

    amazing video! Your oneliners are killing me!

  • @thecosmicapple1962
    @thecosmicapple1962 9 місяців тому +13

    i cannot thank you enough for the subtitles ❤❤❤

  • @comedycorpse9768
    @comedycorpse9768 9 місяців тому +3

    i started editing my own videos a while ago, my dude....2.5hours i cant even imagine how long it took. Giga-props my dude

  • @canebro1
    @canebro1 5 місяців тому +1

    25:00 If you every do K2 again, the gas power stations are awesome. You can make power from water. Go water to trees, and I forget the exact chain but you eventually reach bio-methanol, which can be burned. It isn't the most space efficient, since greenhouses are big and slow, but it is free.

  • @einargs
    @einargs 8 місяців тому +3

    I'm half way through a railbase krastorio playthrough that got interrupted by multiplayer terraria master mode and then multiplayer death mode calamity. Excited to watch

  • @kacyhasthecandy
    @kacyhasthecandy 9 місяців тому +15

    i watched the series and cant believe i missed it but at 2:19:27 is that a two minute papers reference? if so wow what a niche one lol

    • @DocJade
      @DocJade  9 місяців тому +11

      VERY niche lol

    • @kacyhasthecandy
      @kacyhasthecandy 9 місяців тому +6

      @@DocJade absolutely incredible... what a time to be alive!

    • @andrei6109
      @andrei6109 8 місяців тому

      Wow, I was just about to ask the same thing, really nice

  • @kahnwolfe9548
    @kahnwolfe9548 7 місяців тому

    This was both beautiful and horrifying at the same time. I both love it and hate it. Congratulations you have made something wonderful and am definitely sticking around for more.

  • @llamaduden3397
    @llamaduden3397 5 місяців тому

    I'm so happy i found this channel, i love your content and humor

  • @hdjdidud
    @hdjdidud 6 місяців тому +2

    Watching your base managment skills give me hope for mine. Thanks for the vid!

  • @toffeethedev
    @toffeethedev 8 місяців тому +1

    2:19:30 Two Minute Papers reference!! Lets gooo, idk how you managed to make this whole thing entertaining

  • @Larslegos
    @Larslegos 6 місяців тому +2

    I really loved this video. Who knew 2.5 hours could fly by like that.

  • @pronkel
    @pronkel 3 місяці тому

    that was incredible to watch, thank you :)

  • @BDOLanni
    @BDOLanni 9 місяців тому +5

    no shot you did this without research queue..... so annoying to keep selecting a new one xD

  • @tryingrealllyhardthere
    @tryingrealllyhardthere 8 місяців тому

    Just watched it all, it was great thanks

  • @Okabiz_
    @Okabiz_ 8 місяців тому

    awesome watch. love your humor and references!!!!

  • @LucyKaida
    @LucyKaida 9 місяців тому +4

    literally binged the whole thing yesterday lmao. oh well, here we go again

  • @GameBoy-ep7de
    @GameBoy-ep7de 9 місяців тому +1

    Seems like a great way to start my morning!

  • @NickiRusin
    @NickiRusin 9 місяців тому +4

    got my pot of tea and a warm blankie, let's fucking go

  • @TressaDanvers
    @TressaDanvers 9 місяців тому +9

    "Oxygen isn't flammable."(:
    lol.

    • @DianeSteele
      @DianeSteele 3 місяці тому +2

      oxygen isn't flammable, it just makes other flammable stuff very angry, including lots of things you did not *think* were flammable, but oxygen is eager to correct you

  • @Coppermind343
    @Coppermind343 5 місяців тому

    What a great video. I really enjoy your style of narration. Are you planning to do any of the other total conversion mods? Would love to see you tackle pyanodon's stuff

  • @maudjito
    @maudjito 8 місяців тому

    That's been amazing, man

  • @santumi2298
    @santumi2298 13 днів тому

    This is complete chaos and its awesome

  • @draguan1864
    @draguan1864 8 місяців тому

    You are pretty amazing man, loved the rap!

  • @CyhAnide
    @CyhAnide 2 місяці тому

    8:58 I know it seems cursed to have wood on the bus, but some of the OG PCBs were, in fact, made of wood: Masonite, compressed cardboard, straight-up wood slices, etc. This was in and around the 1920s, however. Most PCBs nowadays are plastic-based; though, there is ongoing research into biodegradable cellulose boards, so wood may make a comeback in the future. Very cool how Krastorio calls back to such early electronics.
    On a goofier note, I lost half my sanity doing those Yakuza pocket racers from the outro. The randomization of the race results drove me up the wall more than once, as well as made me almost wish I could punch a child in that game. X'D
    And thank you for the excellent captions throughout the movie. Really. Captions set any UA-camr several tiers above those who don't provide them.

  • @tugboat242
    @tugboat242 8 місяців тому +1

    space exploration!!!!!!! such a fun expansion/mod, well worth playing

  • @Sun_Chas3r
    @Sun_Chas3r 2 місяці тому

    Oof, such a great and relaxin video, love it. It will be very cool to see your playthrough of Industrial Mode 3. Truly INDUSTRIAL mod imho.

  • @ARiverSystem
    @ARiverSystem Місяць тому

    Someone probably mentioned this before but at 12:10 you can avoid furnaces using wood as fuel by manually inputting some coal first. Then inserters will top it up with more coal when it goes low, and unless you run out of coal they'll never use wood.

  • @Gatoconlentes-ye6tb
    @Gatoconlentes-ye6tb 9 місяців тому +7

    good video bro :)

  • @bengrogan9710
    @bengrogan9710 8 місяців тому +1

    Here's a tip to keep your Petrolium suppies incoming
    1 Gas Generator will power 11 oil refineries - Use copper wire to create a seperate gird just for the refineries - use an electric pump so that folo engine is ALWAYS 1st to get petrol
    Never starve again

  • @tomsterbg8130
    @tomsterbg8130 9 місяців тому +1

    1:37:00: Very basic fix, just add a splitter before the left and middle output splitters on the balancer in order to fix the throughput problem

  • @brentritchie6199
    @brentritchie6199 8 місяців тому

    Wow that was mind blowing in it's complexity!
    Great job
    Really interesting to watch.
    What is next?

  • @busternagle409
    @busternagle409 9 місяців тому +5

    Can’t wait for the DocJade PY run

  • @ponivi
    @ponivi 3 місяці тому +1

    the uranium crisis you struggle to micromanage gives me a damn panic attack every time

  • @Ikxi
    @Ikxi 6 місяців тому

    This is really good background content when I just play some Apex and then suddenly I hear puns haha
    Good stuff!

  • @Magnus181
    @Magnus181 4 місяці тому +4

    if you're just "burning off" the dirty water from washing the pollution filters, wouldn't that just release the pollution back into the air?

  • @rylle3404
    @rylle3404 8 місяців тому

    Please do more of these! :)

  • @samvsmedia8680
    @samvsmedia8680 9 місяців тому +6

    I'm currently playing through a SE Krastorio 248k 5dim rampant pack, this was nice getting away from the stress of that for a bit

    • @CPcamaro
      @CPcamaro 8 місяців тому

      Yikes... I'll pass on that! I enjoyed Krastorio as well as 248k and IR3, but not all those mashed together! I bounced pretty hard off of old days Pyanadon but I understand it's been smoothed a bit so might have to try it again one day.

    • @samvsmedia8680
      @samvsmedia8680 8 місяців тому +3

      @@CPcamaro Don't pass on it, it really grows on you after about... what am I on now? Oh, right, about 600 hours.

  • @crashkojote5627
    @crashkojote5627 4 місяці тому +1

    "Wood on the bus...
    It's so cursed"
    Brother in the Factory, I am on a server, where we make infinite wood and turn it into infinite coal, which in turn is turned via coal liquefaction into a stronger version of solid fuel just to power all sort of simple smelters so our power grid has less chances to randomly die off!
    Putting wood on a belt is literally the _foundation_ of our base!
    (and because it's bob's, wood has a good deal more uses too, which is interesting)

  • @guiguipop3658
    @guiguipop3658 9 місяців тому +3

    I have trouble doing purple and yellow sciences in vanilla how can you do this??

  • @NatanStarke
    @NatanStarke 8 місяців тому +1

    Krastorio2 is the best late game gameplay i saw in factorio till now.

  • @canebro1
    @canebro1 5 місяців тому +1

    Just FYI, in the early smelting columns with wooden power poles, each pole can reach 3 furnaces, rather than just 2.

  • @nateg876
    @nateg876 5 місяців тому +2

    38:25 LOL. I know exactly who you were copying, even got the music 😂

  • @Bitt3rh0lz
    @Bitt3rh0lz 8 місяців тому +3

    "Oxygen isnt flammable"
    Meanwhile Oyxgen is the literal reason things burn 🤣

    • @irradiatedslagheap7933
      @irradiatedslagheap7933 3 місяці тому

      Ah, but it itself is not flammable. Fire requires oxygen, heat, and _fuel._ Oxygen is not fuel.

  • @iss_rey5045
    @iss_rey5045 9 місяців тому +4

    51 minutes in, i've pissed n shitted and farded 3 times already. promising content. 10/10, would sacrifice to train wagon mall gods.

  • @feellikedying-xy7wo
    @feellikedying-xy7wo Місяць тому

    Loved this video i watched it all week in repeat, couldnt beat krastorio without your critical thinking tips, the loader+smelter+filtration system and your company in this wicked logistics game. F electric components everywhere and everytime

  • @buttonasas
    @buttonasas 9 місяців тому +2

    I got so used to loaders and cheap logistic wire, I have difficulties playing without K2 :D they are such natural additions...
    We also used LTN, merged chests and a few other mods (yes, "we", as in, "multiplayer") and the merged chests + loaders are just awesome because they balance belts (mostly) and are incredibly easy to setup.

    • @CPcamaro
      @CPcamaro 8 місяців тому +2

      Merged Chests + Miniloaders are a requirement for any game for me now, specifically for balancers because I hate belt balancers.

  • @Olconer
    @Olconer 9 місяців тому +3

    i now watched 1h33 minutes , gonna finish this tomorrow . man your way of editing just makes this really interesting to watch :D
    i never wanted to do modded factorio but i am so down to watch a edited movie like this,
    hope you consider doing something like this but for space exploration modpack since the new dlc space age is coming out next year , i would love to watch what that modpack has to offer.
    that would be such a good watch too
    thanks!
    1:58:09 "when are you going to play space exploration" oh man sounds like me with this comment lool

  • @B44Life
    @B44Life 9 місяців тому

    Thanks Dr. Jade

  • @phazonjunky1818
    @phazonjunky1818 6 місяців тому

    I loved krastorio, played it for 10 hours straight on a weekend and was devastated to come back to my research not being saved from the night before (nuclear power set up, to give an idea of how far I got). Never figured it out but before me stands an entertaining video to show me what I missed.

  • @TheRogueBro
    @TheRogueBro 9 місяців тому +3

    The Krastorio buildings give me Starcraft vibes.

  • @cosmologicalpillow
    @cosmologicalpillow 6 місяців тому +1

    seablocks has a major part of its challenge being by-products and dealing with them.

  • @aceswild-jk7ux
    @aceswild-jk7ux 8 місяців тому

    I never comment on any vids but wooden circuits and bad batch in the first 10 mins has earned yourself a subscriber 🤣🤣👍👍

  • @raqtty
    @raqtty 6 місяців тому

    17:37 I don't know if you know but you can hold shift and quickly move your mouse over the highlighted items to remove the highlight

  • @JR-White
    @JR-White 6 місяців тому

    11:57 inserters prefer to pull off the near lane of a belt, so unless your fuel belt is ever empty, keeping the fuel on the near lane should keep it stocked with the fuel instead of the ingredient in the fuel slot

  • @madara14121
    @madara14121 2 місяці тому

    I actually subscribed. Most funny "Speaking of less than half" in my life... No wait O.o

  • @Failezz_swe
    @Failezz_swe 8 місяців тому

    Doc puts up a 2’30h clip.. i watch it 3times 👍 this is great content

  • @LotxsNoir
    @LotxsNoir 2 місяці тому

    26:36 I had to rewatch that bit like 6 times. I'm wheezing omfg

  • @simonhrabal3969
    @simonhrabal3969 Місяць тому

    Those jokes kill me inside (they are so good)

  • @theworldsmostgiantDr
    @theworldsmostgiantDr 5 місяців тому

    I love the Technology Connections references.

  • @leagueoflags
    @leagueoflags 6 місяців тому

    You are sooo funny. I laughed way too hard at some of those jokes!

  • @gold_melody
    @gold_melody 8 місяців тому

    just found your channel, very cool

  • @lsswappedcessna
    @lsswappedcessna Місяць тому

    That's some nice spaghetti with homemade sauce, great to see another spaghetti enjoyer

  • @rubyblack7240
    @rubyblack7240 9 місяців тому +2

    not like ive seen every episode 3 times already but oh well, time for the 4th😌

  • @damiansmith5294
    @damiansmith5294 8 місяців тому

    This humour resonates with me in a way I didn't expect.

  • @Dekedence
    @Dekedence 7 місяців тому

    Your voice and the way you explain things reminds me of that scene from The Social Network where he's building facemash / hacking school networks whilst liveblogging.

  • @BurningLynx
    @BurningLynx 7 місяців тому

    the bus is pretty chill i do that in my Dyson sphere program runs too super nice to have a variable bus on the main production line then setting up secondary production lines as needed with logistical bots.

  • @keylaneproductions1977
    @keylaneproductions1977 2 місяці тому

    The rap was fire! I need a full version

  • @Stereo528_dev
    @Stereo528_dev 9 місяців тому +2

    Is the outro a Technology Connections reference or is it just coincidence. Either way, loved the video!

  • @nodnarbthegreatest
    @nodnarbthegreatest 9 місяців тому +31

    list of caption errors/additions (archived)
    23:59 mistake: "robo port" instead of "roboport"
    35:43 mistake: "insertors" instead of "inserters"
    36:33 mistake: "clips" instead of "cliffs" (i assume)
    48:51 mistake: "kovarak's" instead of "kovarex"
    56:13 mistake: "mercite" instead of "Immersite"/"Imersite" (even the game isn't consistent)
    57:01 semantic: "Factorios" instead of "Factorio's"
    1:11:02 semantic: "spider-tron's" instead of "spidertrons"/"spider-trons"
    1:24:31 mistake: "all around" instead of "i'll route" (i assume)
    1:41:34 and 1:41:39 semantic: "breaking" instead of "braking"
    1:45:52 mistake: "all" instead of "i'll" (i assume)
    1:57:20 mistake: "liquid faction" instead of "liquefaction"
    2:12:08 mistake: "research is" instead of "researches"
    2:17:57 mistake: "tridium" instead of "tritium"
    welp, i finished the video. this is genuinely the first time my lack of a life helped someone lmao

    • @DocJade
      @DocJade  9 місяців тому +17

      36:21 is on purpose :D
      49:02 the misspellings are on purpose
      Fixed everything up to 2:17:57, thanks!

    • @nodnarbthegreatest
      @nodnarbthegreatest 9 місяців тому +4

      ​@@DocJade no probs, also is there a way we can communicate faster, so i can inform you quicker than youtube comments?

    • @DocJade
      @DocJade  9 місяців тому +5

      You could join the discord, but im okay just checking and updating the comments if you are :)

    • @FooFoo4230
      @FooFoo4230 8 місяців тому

      Oh, I found another one, guess it’s not entirely done!
      2:20:31, “immersive” instead of “Immersite”.

    • @DocJade
      @DocJade  8 місяців тому +1

      @@FooFoo4230 Thanks! There were 2 of those mixups, they're fixed now!

  • @AyabaraGaming
    @AyabaraGaming 6 місяців тому +1

    I swear, this man, my girlfriend who knows nothing about factorio now knows too much about uranium and nuclear power out of frustration at docjade refusing to go get another mine set up 😂

  • @clubardi
    @clubardi 7 місяців тому +1

    in reference to the quartz machine, it's actually realistic, you synthetically make quartz using water and sand, you use what is called hydrothermal synthesis in which you create crystals in hot water under high pressure

  • @Joethemaude
    @Joethemaude 7 місяців тому

    The hitchhiker's reference got you a like from me. And the awesome, long form video, I guess...

  • @6LordMortus9
    @6LordMortus9 7 днів тому

    "There's a fun reason actually"..
    "Uhhhhhh...."
    Best part! :)