Miami River Boat Ramp is Smoking ! (Chit Show)
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- Опубліковано 21 чер 2021
- Miami River boat ramp was a complete Chit Show on the Miami River. My name is Alfred Montaner host of the Chit Show.Today we see boats and tourist partying down the river.
The boat ramp on the River is not that frequented because we dont have much parking.Having that said we do have a Wellcraft that was a hilarious Chit Show! - Спорт
Started the Chit Show with duck chit....my man!!
That 3 engine coming out across the river has one jacked up Starboard trim tab!
You know that you are in big trouble when the guy driving the boat jumps off. Ha ha. Great video.
Tug boat action, TimBatSea. Thanks for sharing, glad you got the sunken boat up and going.
Alfred congratulations for the tow boat video, for me the best,thanks to those people working there,those Captains are Wonderfull
Awesome video! Funny to run into you yesterday!!! The Chit Show has a following!
On the total OTHER side of the states (map you to 98663 I think we are as far apart on this continent. A NEW WORLD RECORD!!! We are 2 hrs from the pacific- and ports on the Washington and oregon sides of the mouth of the Columbia feeding the Pacific. So the deckhands always had a “tip your deckhand” sign as you entered
YOU NEED A SIGN SAYING SAY HI TO THE CHIT SHOW- OR TWLL EVERYONE TO WATCH THE CHIT SHOW!
Keep up the amazing job!!!!! Love it
Thanks for the entertainment. 😂
From Seattle. Alfred Chit Show is #1. Great Video. Danger Zone Alfred. Theme song. Get off my Lawn and Wait for It. Thank you Alfred for your wonderful sense of originality. I like the eguaina and the big bird checking out your chit show. Barrel of laughs
River is way more chill than the beach pretty much any state or country.
beautiful place
Chit Show always makes me smile 😃 and lol 😆 … I’m addicted to chit show 🤔 do I have a problem? , I may need counseling 🤷🏻♂️
Awesome video! I worked 20 years at Florida Detroit right across the river. I would love going out watching Miami PD pull stolen cars out of that ramp.
Nice quiet area to launch, but unfortunately a bad area to leave your car.. I work very close to there Alfred..
6:03 RIB on the far end..
Alfred making small talk while keeping that shot steady lol.
Alfred: "...back to your regularly scheduled KABOOOM.." so funny!
Nice video.
Man, the chit show is coming from you panicking. Nothing is going that bad and you make it sound like the end of the world.😂
Oh boy, the chick that opens the video, the one that says she doesn’t want to be on the chit show😍 that smile bro, she’s stunning!
And possibly married to someone else.
No ring on her finger. Play ball!
Alfred Don't put me on.
( Alfred put me on NOW )
Alfred please dont put me on.
*hair flick* ( hows the light)
Please dont put me on🤣🤣🤣🤣
Literally th chit show lol
That will buff out. hahahahahahahahahaha
The 5:01 looking like rappers tourists.
Another fine video. Too bad we didn't get to see any tugs
The wellcraft man what was up with that too much current perhaps? Nice job Alfred
Cooking steaks watching the Chit Show!!
The blue boat just hauled out has the rap plates hanging broken away from the actuators.
Whew! Blue bottoms was a smoke show
I think you've mined new gold at this place!
Fred looking for what 🤣😂🤣
That trip Merc boat had a floppy trim tap
What brand camara do you use? So crisp and clear.
Yo Alfred bro ,you went from rated P.G to XXX ,hahahaha all in one show bro ,hey be careful your Father's Day gifts don't go in the trash hahahaha.. great job bro keep it up..👍👍
Like watching the beautiful boats. Don't see them in California.
Nice change up
My question Alfred i live in the keys. But how in the world these people own 100-150k boats and don't know how to drive them! Good Chit though!! Lmao
The company’s that sell these high price boats should have a course on how to dock/tie your boat up properly and how to use all functions and accessories. Some of these people should never be driving them.
Drug money or pimping.
Although not compulsory here in the UK a powerboat certificate of competency approved by the Royal Yachting Association costs as little as a couple of hundred bucks ( UK). It teaches practical skills as well as Rules of the Road . I mean, why wouldn't you?
Should be compulsory though...
"NO WAY JUMPING OFF THE DOCK AT BLACK POINT ARE YOU CRAZY THERE ARE CROC'S IN THE WATER BRU!" I have seen Fred
I live in Ohio in a small town and Miami river runs right through my town
5;55 he broke off his trim tab. lmfao
I like the rooster 🐓
Great job love it. How can I get in contact with you about for a supplier for pvc fabric. I need to redo the tube
Does the Wellcraft have port and starboard thrusters that he is playing with ?
I'm sorry that was scary on front of the boat whoa
LOL....all the true boaters noticed the busted trim tab on the Intrepid right away. This part of the river is where the criminal element of the Miami boating scene hangs. I had my brand new triple axle trailer stolen from a storage yard in Dania Beach back in 2014 and I have zero doubt it is being used somewhere on the Miami River or has been shipped out of the country under someone's stolen 35-38' boat.
Looks like a great ramp for a chit show. Do you have to pay to launch your boat there too?
I can only relate to 3 crackhead hits- 4 that’s legend level
At 5:56 looks like the triple engine boat getting pulled out has ripped his right side trim tab...
Lol. I guess I’m Cuban too
Lol, Welcome to the Chit Show!
Dale PA tra lol
Hey Alfred...what are you shooting with?
Alfred, she looks like she knows her chit!
What camera do you use?
Shiny new 23 foot Sea Ray 85,000 USD,, 2 bottle bumpers that would have saved a huge mar in the finish, 120 bux.
For the love of your Back people; put line on cleat, then pull!
?Como se dice? Leverage?
Do any of these boaters take the Florida Powerboat course to become certified?
What are the platforms or racks over the motors for on some boats?
Poling and flats fishing
Is that a busted trim tab @6.00?
there is no were to hide from alfred.
Mucho Ojo..that Hood is Calentico with Street Crime n Dope...
Alfred bro the next time you see a good bikini...just say "LIKE A BOSCH" LOL
As always appreciate your Chit Show lol Hopefully if they move here they don't Vote for the same leaders that killed many States & cities and i'll leave it there lol
You want to cleat the bow and stern first ...ensure fenders...is this a test, or am I high ?
The other day while watching one of your videos I saw someone come up to you and check your papers. I have heard at Haulover Inlet they make you purchase a $300.00 per day permit to film the boat entering and leaving the inlet. Were they checking to see if you had a permit to film the boat ramps. What was the permit for as it didn't look like at the time you were fishing or docking a boat.
I have some oceanfront property in Arizona for sale, give me a call.
Hahaha
Someone needs to put the guy driving the blue well raft in a dinghy for about a week so he can figure out how to drive.
The girl in the into is a cutie!!! She is awesome.
5:15 mark may be your first real celebrity Cedric the entertainer if it's not then it's his twin
That shit was closed for years it's back that was my spot
A que hora abre esa rampa ??
11:32 - My goodness. Goals.
I'm sure the residents are pleased..public info..the Constitution...
hey, how much does an apartment cost there?
👍🏾👍🏾👍🏾👍🏾
Boat seats smell like fish.
At 11 minutes you ain't seen nothing yet for the river!
Hmmmm So what is the percentage of boaters in Miami that have more money than brains? Seems pretty high. LOL
What are the giant mats rolled up that everyone's carrying?
Floating swim mats. Unroll, toss in the water, and climb aboard.
Is this an area people get mugged?
Papo i know that rampa well……it’s in Allapattah …….behind the park………never film there without someone looking out…….they’ll run up you n rob you for the camera……quick
Only in the 3 0 5 bro
Shit the trim tab on the starboard side of the boat with the trips looks like it is snapped off
No time to talk to Alfred while on his phone tweeting that's he's gonna be in the chit show.
Home town esta serca de la 20 st nw
The caca show follows us lol
👍
Shouldn't that be a no wake zone, with marinas being around there.
More diverse crowd
@1:50…colored gel coat and no fenders never ends well
Alfred this place was better than Black Point, even better when the guy gives you the side eye when you are filming his girls
was that young chop at 13:20?
Where's the Bass at?? Cross over and throw a line in bro..
Hey Alfred I need some pad express. Where can I get it???
Leon cleaning supply in Miami
@@AlfredMontaner thanks does he ship to central Florida??
ALFRED DO YOU THINK PARKING YOUR TRUCK AND TRAILER THERE WOULD BE SAFE WHILE YOUR CRUISING THE MIAMI RIVER? AREA LOOKS SUS
Kinda sketchy
@@AlfredMontaner i figured, thanks dude
Who is the cutie in the beginning Al?
not your best my man but still got ya a thumbs up!!!
Dude, you need good clown music? Search the theme music to the Benny Hill show, It's from the 70's so there should be no copy right and it will fit the chit show perfectly.
What Country is this in ?
How do I join our site?
Nice job on the small talk in order to stay filming the babes.
Practice makes perfect
Carrea wit verrado bro put it on
I vote she is in every single video you do just saying.