"Say he falls down and breaks one of his organs, and he needs a transplant, but I can't give him any of my organs because they're all full of pot!" (cries) 🤣🤣🤣
This is honestly so accurate, I love it. "In that building back there where your dad always is with his tools and a car???" - When you're higher than you expected and try so hard to not sound stoned, and end up looking...well, like Roseanne! 😂🌿
This is exactly why I quit smoking pot after having kids. I was so paranoid something would happen to my kids and they'd be rushed to the ER and I'd be unable to remember their names lol
This is one of the funniest clips, gosh I remember back in the day , that some weed made people really paranoid... I knocked on my friend’s door & she acted like the FBI was at the door & a swat team was surrounding her house!
This was a VERY well thought out and orchestrated scene. These three were perfect together and made television exciting to watch. This scene and the one where Jackie has to call and tell auntie Barbara that their father passed away are two of my favourites.
"I said dad has _passed away!_ HE'S _PASSED... AWAY!! DAD IS _*_GONE!! DAD'S DEAD!!! HE'S DEAD!!!!! NO!!! DEEEEAAAAD!!!!! DAAAAAAAAAAAAAD!!!!!!!!!!!! HE'S FINE, HE SENDS HIS LOVE, BYE!!!!!!!!_* "
One of the few times in tv history that got being stoned right. Dan is chilled out, Roseanne is going with it while being dragged by it, and Jackie is pretty much the same as she is sober but goofy
One of the best episodes. My parents did a crap job rasing me. All I learned to be a adult was from this show! This women raised a hell of a lot of kids world wide!
I was never into pot but I did decide to bite off a piece of a Magic Rice Krispie square that was way, wayyyyy too large for my tolerance level. As a kid I used to love this episode, so I finally resonated with how Dan felt when he was analyzing the name "Deeeeeeeeeejay" in his head over and over. In my case, it was the word "the" on my laptop. After failing to get past that word, I got frustrated and went to bed. Slept like a rock. An infant rock. A big ol' newborn, high-as-a-kite baby rock, dead to the world. Interesting experience, but definitely not my bag.
After they getting on Darlene about smoking base Friday brain off that one pot after they going to get on David for bringing Pot in the house they going to be doing it too you can't get them your kids when you doing the same thing.
Oh my god Roseanne freaking out about being the worst mom in the world was me the first time I got drunk after having my daughter. The guilt was so REAL! My boyfriend thought it was quite hilarious.
Roseanne was so far ahead of the times. It's too bad they killed her off of her own show, labeled her a racist for stating a fact if anyone cared to do a side to side, and pretended like she wasn't one of the greatest female lead roles of all time that everyone could relate to
Dan was me when smoking. I got so freaking paranoid no matter what kind i smoked. Scary how realistic this scene is, especially when the paranoid episodes hit and u start getting depressed from the sound of your voice, moments from 20 years ago that only u remember, 3:22 with the towel to hide away etc.
Man watching these back as an adult is so damn funny 😂😂, this scene was done incredibly well. The part where Roseanne is trying to explain to Dj where his sleeping bag was sent me cs thats me tryna explain anything😅
Dan, Roseanne and Jackie high.... Funniest thing I've ever seen
"It's just me... Me and my ganja" 😂😂😂
"Is this the sink? Am I shrinking?" LMAO
“Dan : I really, really love you” - “Roseanne after taking out some of the popsicle or whatever it was : What ?”- lolllll tv comedy is hilarious.
"Nobody loves me"
Jackie- Just me and my ganja
I don't care what people say about Roseanne, I still dig her and this is my absolute favorite episode!
Ditto
That's right. This was the three of them at their best.
I feel the same way.
Same but one ever... This show was the shit
Even though she turned out to be a racist bigot..disappointing..however this episode was f@cking hilarious 😂😂😂😂😊
"The jig is up!" panics, closes curtain. Hahaha!!!
"I just want our normal lives back!" Lol ive had way too many high moments like that
Me currently lmfaoo fuck
God you're not kidding. Or "I want this to end" lol
“I don’t even know where I sent my kid” absolutely SENT ME 🗣🤣 🤣
"Say he falls down and breaks one of his organs, and he needs a transplant, but I can't give him any of my organs because they're all full of pot!"
(cries)
🤣🤣🤣
Well...she did lose a kid. What TF happened to Jerry Garcia Connor?
"I don't even know where I sent my kid..."
She still doesn't know where TF Jerry is
They tried to play it off like it was the weed but Roseanne was laughing for real 😂😂
This is honestly so accurate, I love it. "In that building back there where your dad always is with his tools and a car???" - When you're higher than you expected and try so hard to not sound stoned, and end up looking...well, like Roseanne! 😂🌿
pattym9182 you are. So right. Sometimes i wonder if they wete really high
BEST Roseanne episode EVER!!!
This and the episode where Jackie and Rosanne curse out the truck driver 🤣🤣🤣
This is exactly why I quit smoking pot after having kids. I was so paranoid something would happen to my kids and they'd be rushed to the ER and I'd be unable to remember their names lol
Ms.MonicaPyle that’s just u suffering from paranoia
@@aeternavictrix7861 some strains can increase the paranoia
This is one of the funniest clips, gosh I remember back in the day , that some weed made people really paranoid... I knocked on my friend’s door & she acted like the FBI was at the door & a swat team was surrounding her house!
@@1927su omg. 🤣🤣🤣🤣
That's called being a responsible parent! So much respect lol
Jackie killed the scene. She was so funny and also very pregnant. I love how something was always blocking her stomach in each scene.
This was a VERY well thought out and orchestrated scene. These three were perfect together and made television exciting to watch. This scene and the one where Jackie has to call and tell auntie Barbara that their father passed away are two of my favourites.
"I said dad has _passed away!_ HE'S _PASSED... AWAY!! DAD IS _*_GONE!! DAD'S DEAD!!! HE'S DEAD!!!!! NO!!! DEEEEAAAAD!!!!! DAAAAAAAAAAAAAD!!!!!!!!!!!! HE'S FINE, HE SENDS HIS LOVE, BYE!!!!!!!!_* "
"Is this the sink? Am I shrinking?" I LOST IT
"Nobody loves me" lmao, Jackie in the bath tub.
The looks on Roseanne and Dan's faces after that line, hahaha
@@synthonaplinth5980 Roseanne’s delayed reaction kills me 😂
Dumbledor said calmly: WHAT DO YOU WANT DJ? 😂
"WHATDOYOUWANTDEEJAY?" 😂🤣
The jig is up! OMG that Jackie is the best! Too freaking funny!!!
One of the few times in tv history that got being stoned right. Dan is chilled out, Roseanne is going with it while being dragged by it, and Jackie is pretty much the same as she is sober but goofy
Jackie is absolutely hilarious this woman is a total riot
I still love the Roseanne show despite the recent issue with the cancellation of her reboot, and Jackie was absolutely priceless!!!
The Conners is pretty good but not the same without Roseanne.
Yeah Roseanne makes it so much better
It wasn't a reboot, and it wasn't canceled, dumbass.
@@MrParkerman6 Dweeb. Go away.
“In that building back there with tools and a car”🤣🤣💀
It’s just me, me and my ganja
I've never related to a quote more😂
"Is this thesunk , am i shrinking? " lol laurie metcalf tocks
Lol Dan spills his heart out to her and all she does is go “what ?”. 😂 Love it.
Look at me I got nothing it's just me and my ganja lmfao😂😂😂😂😂😂😂. I'm dying😂😂😂
One of the best episodes. My parents did a crap job rasing me. All I learned to be a adult was from this show! This women raised a hell of a lot of kids world wide!
her and al bundy
Your damn right!
"The jig is up!!"
(Pulls the shower curtain closed)
😂
Watching while stoned is even funnier
Co-Sign 🏝️ 🌬️
I still think this was the origins of creation for That 70’s Show! Iconic!
I’m high right now and this scene is definitely spot on
As a black woman I have and always will love Roseanne idc what no one says!
You're awesome
WHAT YOU WANT D J? Lololol
“You’re rolling a joint after yelling at David for bringing pot in the house & you’re using the coffee table Mom gave ya?!?” 😭😂😂😂😭
Anyone else baked while watching this?
Either this scene or when Jackie has to make notification calls about DAD IS DEAD!
I was never into pot but I did decide to bite off a piece of a Magic Rice Krispie square that was way, wayyyyy too large for my tolerance level. As a kid I used to love this episode, so I finally resonated with how Dan felt when he was analyzing the name "Deeeeeeeeeejay" in his head over and over. In my case, it was the word "the" on my laptop. After failing to get past that word, I got frustrated and went to bed. Slept like a rock. An infant rock. A big ol' newborn, high-as-a-kite baby rock, dead to the world. Interesting experience, but definitely not my bag.
Best episode. Its just me and my ganga 🤣
Funny as hell 😂😂😂😂😂😂
After they getting on Darlene about smoking base Friday brain off that one pot after they going to get on David for bringing Pot in the house they going to be doing it too you can't get them your kids when you doing the same thing.
It's so realistic because Roseanne probably smoked weed or still does.
"maintain.....calm......WHATDOYOUWANTDJ?!?!?!?"
She was going to kill him for a chocolate popsicle. 🤣🤣🤣
2:31 “I DON’T LIKE IT ANYTIME!” *lil kick* 😂
This was by far one of the best episodes on Roseanne and haha there all so funny being high and there lines amazing just love the Conners.
Hysterical
I watch this when I get high af and it's so relatable 😂
Good line: Is this the sink? Am I shrinking?
“Did I just say that sentence out loud” is the PERFECT description of me when I’m high 😂😂😂
Oh my god Roseanne freaking out about being the worst mom in the world was me the first time I got drunk after having my daughter. The guilt was so REAL! My boyfriend thought it was quite hilarious.
"WhAt dO yOu WaNt, dJ?!?!"
My little one is still to small for me to get smashed when she's old enough I will get smashed and it will be great.
I love the look on Roseanne's face when she realizes Jackie is in the tub. 😂
Dan: I thought this stuff will make me feel younger, It just makes feel old, tired and hungry
Roseanne: maan, this is probably how we got fat!
LMAO!
This scene was so well done I thought they had smoked real pot lolol
So many great lines in this episode, like "....and youre doing it all wrong.." 🤦
And "maybe THIS is how we got FAT" 🤔😆😆
Omg Jackie made this scene classic.
3:04 that was a little amusing and weird when John Goodman said “Deee Jay Deee Jay”.
Me and my mom always loved watching this show 😂❤ this episode in particular is my favorite but the Halloween episodes were always so fun
Probably my all-time favourite TV moment.
"Man, maybe this is how we got fat." - Roseanne
"Nobody loves me!" - Jackie
😂 😂 😂 😂
"Is this the sink? Am I shrinking?" - Jackie
😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂
Most iconic Funny Stoned skit of all time 😂😅🙋♀️☺😹🤣🥰☮💜
"Maintain 🙅♂️.......WHATDOYOUWANTDJ👀!?"
This was my favorite episode 😁
This episode never gets old 😂😂😂
The three of them carried this show. It wouldn’t have been half as good if Dan and Jackie weren’t on it.
They made history here , seriously most epic comdiac sceane ever
😂😂😂😂😂😂 best episode Eva. I laughed so hard . Jackie thi jig is up! 😂😂😂😂😂
My fave episode. I've honestly never had weed do me like that though. 😂
This episode was great.
One of the best episodes ever!!!!! Second would be “Dad’s Dead episode ❤
4:22 I love what Dan says
My favorite episode ❤
Like how everyone relates to this episode. I guess all anyone cares about is getting high lol
My FAVORITE episode.
I was surprised how they were able to get away with doing this episodes especially when Marijuana was so taboo in the mainstream media back then
BROTHA Jeff yes that kind of surprised me too .. now Boehner in getting involved in pot business .. what a difference time makes
I know! They did a similar episode in "Freaks & Geeks" and it got canned by the network the very next day.
This went way over heads when it was on our wooden TV. But it’s perfect now.
The writers definitely know what they're talking about 🤣
I always say THE JIG IS UP channeling Aunt Jackie. Great scene
This is so accurate 😂
"Is this the sink - am I shrinking".
His birds reaction....lol
I love how accurate this scene is. In most movies stoned people just behave like drunks but this one really shows how you feel when you are stoned.
What An Episode!!
Even funnier watching this high
Rosanne is soooo pretty!!!
That was a great episode. A great show...ruined by controlling idiots.
True ABC killed Roseanne
Great sean from a great show 😅
Roseanne was so far ahead of the times. It's too bad they killed her off of her own show, labeled her a racist for stating a fact if anyone cared to do a side to side, and pretended like she wasn't one of the greatest female lead roles of all time that everyone could relate to
Ah or is this the sink 🤩🤣I can’t 😂
I swear they're really high, no one acts that good 😂
“DEE JAY.. DEEEE JAYY...” LOLOL
I remember this episode. It aired around the same time that first started smoking’ as a teenager back around 1993-1994.
this was the first time I saw 'my people' on tv. cheers had my vibe too but this was it.
Roseanne was the best show
Dan was me when smoking. I got so freaking paranoid no matter what kind i smoked. Scary how realistic this scene is, especially when the paranoid episodes hit and u start getting depressed from the sound of your voice, moments from 20 years ago that only u remember, 3:22 with the towel to hide away etc.
Jackie my fav
I remember not being Interested in weed till this episode...then I decided to do it every day for the rest of my life
The paranoid shimmy by Dan at 2:33, always makes me howl. Off the scales funny - this show was so well written.
This is my favorite scene of the whole show!
This was one of my favs! 🤣🤙🤣
My favorite episode Roseanne's hilarious.
I can't give him any of my organs because they're all full of pot!
Man watching these back as an adult is so damn funny 😂😂, this scene was done incredibly well. The part where Roseanne is trying to explain to Dj where his sleeping bag was sent me cs thats me tryna explain anything😅