Why Hoyo WILL NEVER Rerun Alhaitham & Kaveh Together

Poor alpha testers have seen it all
Joke aside HOYO I'LL FORGIVE YOU FOR JAILING KAVEH IF YOU LET THIS FRUTIEST BANNER HAPPEN NEXT MONTH
Thank you for watching my videos! Let's keep spreading the Haikavetham agenda 😊
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[@angrryfungus]

SO.. THIS IS ACTUALLY WHAT HAPPENED

[@opaquesharks]

unfortunately.

[@helendia4054]

stop being so right 😫😫

[@Bibianime7]

STOOOOPPPPPPPPPPPP I'M CRYINF

[@angrryfungus]

Hoyo saving Kaveh for his 4.8 summer nude outfit TRUST

[@angrryfungus]

😩😩😩😩😩😩

[@Jade.051]

This looks like something someone did at 3 am while drunk and I love it

[@angrryfungus]

LMAOO

[@Akivili366]

I COULDN'T AGREE MORE🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@andreavarvarigos1936]

Yeah lol

[@ACTUALBillyKidZZZ]

Kaveh

[@Giruga905]

That is the absolute perfect description of whats happening here, either that or an acid trip

[@auroracatradora7446]

HELP WHATS HAPPENING HERE

[@angrryfungus]

Just roommate things 🥲

[@kayC.004]

Same 😭

[@NoxHox]

“Yaoi in Confidence” “Fruity Instruction” WTF💀
(Edit: HELP THIS BLEW UP-)

[@coolstraw7682]

LMAOAOAOA

[@iAstra]

Sapphic Champion too

[@winterphuntasm]

💀💀💀

[@nabilanawrinnijhum]

Intrusive thoughts won with this one

[@angrryfungus]

I have ocd but IJBOL 💀

[@Movhicoffvee]

NOT THE CHEAP BLUETOOTH

[@angrryfungus]

How dare you say that to mehrak? /hj

[@astarstarry]

I wonder how you even thought of this

[@angrryfungus]

Haikavetham brainrot hit me too hard 🥺

[@Its-a-me_Z]

ikr it’s almost impressive

[@k-sf1ld]

read the comments before watching and was STILL caught off guard 😭😭

[@zee9811]

See, they can't go on another run. Kaveh might get pregnant again and disappear for another year

[@QuestionableFella]

HELP💀💀💀😭😭😭😭

[@stacyla_devil]

Fr

[@jisooyaverse]

💀

[@rurue-hf6nu]

this is CRAZY

[@Im_Jay_Ar]

Kavethamzzz

[@sophiagilman9449]

Lmao the fact that Fischl is on this banner makes it better bc she’s Kaveh’s sister.

[@worms.]

She is?

[@pantamews]

​@@worms.Nope just a head cannon

[@maryuary]

their voice-actors​@@pantamews

[@maryuary]

​@@pantamews jp va

[@pantamews]

@@maryuary OHHH! I see it makes the Headcannon more wholesome

[@willowthemushacorn1055]

Bro why did i think I was about to watch a very insightful discussion video 😭😭😭😭💀

[@angrryfungus]

IJBOL

[@kaceyahsey]

i thought it would be a discussion about kavehtham gay coding and why mihoyo will never put them on the same banner due to implications 😭😭

[@willowthemushacorn1055]

@@kaceyahsey LITERALLY 😭

[@angrryfungus]

@@kaceyahsey Is it bcs of my videos about Haikavetham implications? or bcs of the title? 😭

[@kaceyahsey]

@@angrryfungus the title💀

[@tunnathetunna]

My therapist: the dreams have a purpose
My dreams: 🗿🗿

[@Neo-o]

This feels like a fever dream watching this bru 😭😭😭

[@poytatoed]

What did i just witness.....

[@angrryfungus]

Its for my internship portfolio 🙃

[@astylie7356]

This feels like it was made at 3am and your brain shut off you wake up and boom you somehow made this lol

[@Ushiidrawings]

OKAY ,OKAY, OKAY OKAY, LEMME UNDERSTAND WHAT I'VE JUST SEE. WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK?! 😭😭

[@BingQilin]

Kaveh throwing the Qiqis at Alhaitham is what made me subscribe

[@angrryfungus]

Haha thank you!

[@auroracatradora7446]

THE CLORIVIA BANNER THO KSJS LOVE THEM ALL

[@DorldWomimation]

after watching this, my therapist and I are on a first name basis

[@angrryfungus]

💀

[@ArgosThePeacock]

"YAOI IN CONFIDENCE" GOT ME DYING

[@theobamaprism]

where is that

[@xclownieXDx]

@@theobamaprism0:00

[@sephirothsbadbish]

this ia the best things i ve watched today. thank you for the serve.

[@angrryfungus]

aww thank you!

[@yellowroo]

Anyone notice how smitten/dickwhipped kaveh looked sitting next to that old man with short grey hair?

[@angrryfungus]

They're not even being subtle anymore 😭 oh wait.. are you referring to the scene where Kaveh is sitting on the table?

[@yellowroo]

​@@angrryfungusnah I meant next to Cyrus, he's got alhaitham hair

[@angrryfungus]

@@yellowroo Just watched that scene again, now I can't unsee it 💀💀💀

[@k-sf1ld]

wait where?

[@theobamaprism]

@@angrryfunguswhat scene

[@Blade69669]

YOU COOKED A FEVER DREAM, BUT NEVERTHELESS YOU COOKED🎉🎉

[@McNeuvii]

Fun Fact: When Kaveh got a rerun in 4.8, there was a popular joke saying that Kaveh wasn’t released, he escaped. But the funny thing here is that an employee at Hoyo who was cast for setting up the 4*s, secretly included Kaveh. And when players posted about the Kaveh rerun, Hoyo found out and the employee got fired.

[@angrryfungus]

Wait... is this for real? or just a context sorry 😭

[@McNeuvii]

@@angrryfungus it’s real 😭

[@TravellerZasha]

Imagine this. Cyno invites Sethos on the next banner to introduce him to the people of the Akademiya and this is what Sethos sees on his banner.

[@katqstefanova9]

Another time it will be

[@joaovictornogueira323]

The fact that sethos is on the alhaitam banner makes this even better lmao

[@_Chxco_]

THE BRAINROT IS STRONG WITH THIS ONE!!!🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥🔥

[@ozofearlez]

WAIT I JUST REALIZED THE BLUETOOTH WAS MEHRAK CONNECTING TO THE SWORD 😭

[@Blade69669]

„How many times did you watch this?“
„Yes“

[@WhiskerWhiskey]

This is the side of shipping in the genshin community that i actually adore

[@awokendreamss]

this is what i mean when i say kavetham brainrot

[@woohoooooilovelifefr]

NO WAY YOU PREDICTED THIS😭😭😭😭

[@angrryfungus]

I FKING HATE HOYO

[@ozofearlez]

NOT THE "ze Bluetooth device is ready to pair"

[@kararoo012]

I don’t know how to feel right now- on one hand this is absolutely amazing and hilarious. On the other, I am scared

[@ittybittylily2]

Kaveh was so pissed he turned into an umbra witch💀

[@helendia4054]

I love you (your mind, specifically)

[@angrryfungus]

Thank you sm pookie its been a while! 😊

[@helendia4054]

@@angrryfungus it is! were you planning to pull a Kaveh and disappear too? 😔

[@angrryfungus]

@@helendia4054 LMAO nah Haikavetham is unescapable as black hole lol

[@helendia4054]

@@angrryfungus yeah fr I think the brainrot is starting again... this just means I have to rewatch all your vids 🙏🏻

[@kumirapau-chan9880]

Somehow I missed this gem. Thank you for explaining why they're not running on the same banner, you made excellent points.

[@angrryfungus]

Gem?! Thank you haha I on the other hand, start to hate this video. I feel like I jinxed the bbg's fate 🥲

[@kumirapau-chan9880]

​@@angrryfungus The gift of prophecy does leave that impression onto people.

[@skeleton9470]

This deserves more views😭😭😭😭

[@nekurokitsuraage3984]

I EXPECTED A REAL MINI ESSAY EXPLANATION, NOT A WHOLE JOURNEY THROUGH DANTE'S INFERNO 😭

[@BsdCosplaying]

okay you maked me wanna pull rn for alkaitham's banner bc i have already Kaveh lol

[@angrryfungus]

Pls pull Alhaitham for the bbg 🙏

[@BsdCosplaying]

@@angrryfungus i will :3

[@hoshitoshi]

watching this felt like a fever dream LMFAOOOOo

[@pleasedont1369]

HELLO?! IT'S LIKE MIDNIGHT WHEN I WATCHED THIS...WHAT DID I JUST WATCHED?!?!

[@angrryfungus]

You should've watched it at 3am 🙃

[@sungerbobssh]

HELP

[@rmnxyz-ev8do]

The voices won

[@Salma_HSK]

Bruh, THAT WAS WHAT I WAS ALWAYS THINKING OF... I can relate badlyyyy

[@angrryfungus]

HAHA I'm glad we share the same brain cell

[@echo-__-13-_-]

Why was the Bayonetta Fly Me to the Moon so perfect for this

[@mcKaeyaa]

'yaoi in confidence' every genshin male character tbh

[@kittencocoa0310]

YOU JINXED IT I WAS SURE HE WAS GONNA BW ON 4.7 BANNER AHH

[@angrryfungus]

No Hoyo is just homophobic. I mean 4.7 banner is gay but without Kaveh its not gay tf am I saying haha

[@strwbrrymerodii]

HELP WHAT IS THIS LMAO 😭

[@djkphop2610]

telling my friends this is what happens during an asthma attack

[@tonyysedits]

This has to get viral real soon!

[@V8VIANN3]

*this is beautiful*

[@KARMA50200]

This feels like a fever dream and I fucking love it

[@_elodie._]

Exactly what I needed to see before going to bed, thank you.

[@angrryfungus]

STOP you might get sleep paralysis

[@MxgicRxse]

“Yaoi in confidence” THAT KILLED ME BAHSHAJAJA 😭

[@luckyfc2923]

This is a fever dream, I wish my dreams were like this🤣

[@VeliaOwO]

This is so well made, I love it 😂😂😂

[@angrryfungus]

you think so? haha thank you 🥰

[@peuldoongie]

thank you , fungus 🙏

[@angrryfungus]

Glad you liked it! 😊

[@fleur.estelle]

i watched that with a straight face and i love it

[@Apollo_Justice-is_fine]

Possibly the only straight thing about this

[@venus4724]

I'M CRYING WHAT IS THIS 😭 (i salute you soldier)

[@julieiidiotyes]

this is the best thing i have ever laid eyes upon

[@angrryfungus]

Aww you think so? 🥹

[@julieiidiotyes]

@@angrryfungus yes! 10/10

[@angrryfungus]

@@julieiidiotyes Thank you! I, on the other hand, begin to hate this video, it feels like I jinxed Kaveh's fate 😭

[@julieiidiotyes]

@@angrryfungus I KNOW IM SO MAD KAVEH ISNT ON THE BANNER BC IM PULLING ON IT BUT ITS OKAY THIS VIDEO IS STILL SUPER FUNNY IVE WATCHED IT SM

[@angrryfungus]

@@julieiidiotyes Thank you! 🥲

[@iihxneyd3wii]

This would be something in my fever dreams

[@miaurfav13]

WHAT THE SIGMA IM LAUGIJG SO HARD😭😭😭

[@morizai4vr]

IM SITTING HERE LIKE A LITTLW KIDD GIGGLING AND KICKING MY FEET THIS IS SO ACCURATE THOUGH

[@_GALAXIAS_]

Why does this remind me of the human twilight sparkle and the human ver of mlp in 2018💀

[@winterphuntasm]

"Dreams have meaning"
My dream while I sleep:

[@angrryfungus]

same same

[@mihoyo_hates_me_]

Help I'm concerned 😭😭😭

[@cioudshade]

Kaveh is still on maternity leave

[@angrryfungus]

FR

[@jvstkr1s]

WHAT IS THIS ABSOLUTELY MASTERPIECE 😭🙏

[@angrryfungus]

Aww masterpiece?! 🫣😳

[@thatonegaymer]

this is the best video I have ever watched

[@angrryfungus]

Aww you think so? 😭

[@dan2800]

I'm sure kaveh won't get rerun like he's the new aloy appeared once on banner and never comes back

[@wargodest]

Wow this Kaveh release trailer is great, can't wait for his character to finally be released:)

[@angrryfungus]

💀 who's Kaveh btw? I only know Kevin

[@CrystalPlayzGenshin]

this reminds me of Samsung homecoming earrape ringtone for no reason lol

[@angrryfungus]

Bruh what?! 💀

[@CrystalPlayzGenshin]

@@angrryfungus you heard me lmao

[@mina1313]

Okay, hear me out... This was hillarious and I want more.

[@HanakoSanTakami]

Bro this is literally how I imagine banners 😭

[@angrryfungus]

sending you virtual high-five ✋

[@HanakoSanTakami]

@@angrryfungus *Virtual high five ✋ *

[@levis_duster]

Duuuude I haven't laughed this hard in while, it's like a really sick fever dream

[@angrryfungus]

Haha glad you enjoyed it

[@cosmic_seabunny]

**Canon** Alhaitham low key obsessed with giving Kaveh a mental crisis every five other lines.
**Fanon** Alhaitham low key obessed with giving Kaveh a mental crisis every five other actions..

[@信衞門]

Bro cursed the banner

[@angrryfungus]

💀

[@MiniEgglet]

Not the cupcakke "ÆUGH" at the end 😭😭

[@angrryfungus]

Poor Algaythong

[@saydayay5420]

Help i got recommended this during Pride Month 💀💀

[@angrryfungus]

Haha I'm glad yt is doing its job

[@SoapySoappp]

I'm concerned.

[@crunchyfam4178]

Theres so much to unpack here

[@lunastudios1817]

If they put Alhaitham and Kaveh on the same banner page, then players pulling are about to witness something age-restricted

[@angrryfungus]

It's entirely possible

[@alilbluegurl1403]

Yeah I don't know what I was expecting but definitely wasn't this😭

[@Heyaheyaheya7]

So this is what happens when I’m not playing…

[@Crazyl3sbi4n]

My brain: 👁️👄👁️

[@starryths]

this feels like i’m high

[@Hannah_Sayuri]

Why did I ever click on this thinking I would get an in-depth discussion and debate on hoyo not wanting to rerun them together 😭 Not disappointed tho

[@chearts620]

This is basically the 1st thing I watch in the morning 😂😂😂

[@angrryfungus]

HEY STOP IT 💀

[@shell_zy]

PLEASE I'M SOBBING-

[@rin-ari]

“yaoi in confidence”
“sapphic champion” 😭🙏

[@entergroupnamexd2324]

WHAT DID I WATCH

[@akser3111]

0:55 Why do the standart banner requires an event wishes? ._.

[@angrryfungus]

Kaveh somehow altered it, as expected of the king of bug 💅

[@LeeJunn-fr2qd]

1:27 I gasp the second I saw this banner 😂

[@melika-te4wx]

Pensé que Alhaitham iba a venir con Kaveh y que Cyno vendría con Sethos, ya tengo a Alhaitham, quería a a Sethos, pero no me voy a arriesgar

[@Mc_Kaeya]

I have no words…

[@gothic_wooolf6090]

I wish you were wrong 😭😭😭😭😭😭

[@freyafrettchen3808]

This kind of reminds me of these "Persona" videos with femc and joker, but i can't remember them exactly.

[@angrryfungus]

I was inspired by that actually haha was a big fan of that channel til the controversy happened

[@izzycet]

NOT THE BAYONETTA CLIMAX SONG

[@Yur1Bee]

I love this 💀

[@pmkncrt]

Im scared, what's happening 😭