It’s seriously gotta be a manic episode (or something similar). I recently had a family member (who was previously normal) go through a debilitating manic episode, to the point where he ran barefoot into the woods and hid for eight hours straight during the day. He’s alright now, but not the same. His mania was triggered by a project he was doing that was clearly stressing him out, and he acted very similarly to Niall. This, excited, almost childlike, very emotional, expressive, and impulsive disposition is essentially the main symptom we saw. This dude should have been stopped long ago. He isn’t mentally healthy.
Everything this dude says has the Michael Scott energy of "Sometimes I'll start a sentence, and I don't even know where it's going. I just hope I find it along the way. Like an improv conversation."
@Mary chery someone's pointed out his behavior also potentially aligns with a very severe manic episode, which is scary... He seems like a douchebag but I really hope he's okay
It looks like my sims house in 2010, with the cheat money i had, it was like so big all the furnitures looked so tiny in it xD and now i’m an architect and cringing about this house and this video
The fake flowers for sustainability actually makes so much sense cause otherwise you'll be waisting so much water on them when you could be using that water to fill your 5 pools.
He changes topic three times over in the same sentence. He’s like: “I’m going to buy a god plane because I couldn’t afford a cheeseburger and my billionaire friend doesn’t know how to spend money.”
*builds a house that is so gigantic that three different eco systems could have existed there instead while expecting someone to spend an amount of money for it that could literally help plant tens of millions of trees*
@@serithlenigod wait do you mean plastic flowers are actually less eco friendly? I've never thought of that but if thats what youre implying, youre totally right, its just another thing that will end up in a landfill
That part at the candy room when he's on his phone, it's probably the investor texting him threats on his life lmao "hope that tour is going good, you still owe us $110million Nile. We're gonna break your legs."
the way he just casually drops the fact that he was married and divorced all in eight months to an argentinian woman into the conversation like it’s not fucking insane lmao
Hey probably didn't like the fact she didn't agree or get as excited about every crazy idea he thought up the same way he did. It's part of being manic if they are not with you 100%they are against you after awhile.
there’s no way I’m traveling 100k square feet in a day. I have no idea why he made a house that big. There’s no need for THAT big of a house. A small town could live there comfortably.
@@vbm8992 fr the whole time I was thinking if I had the money to buy that I would just become The Great Gatsby because there's no way I'd use any of that house
Nailed it! It reminded me of when I baby sat this little boy who’s parents worked a tonne and he would be like “ look at me! Look at me!” If he’d taken come he’d be this guy.
Even if I live with other people I’d feel completely alone in such a massive space. Like... bigger than most resorts?? I’d want to leave within a couple weeks max after the hype dies
i have a feeling that even after you bought the house he'd never leave you alone. he'd be like a landlord who comes around everyday to inspect the house and tell you how to use the 6 elevators
He was trying to synch his phone to the movie projector real quick while the camera was pointed inside the candy room. He wanted to play some rap video for ~~~PRODUCER MICHAEL~~~
He was so proud to show that ugly shirt old man THE WHOLE WALL of vintage Playboys. I am cringing out of my mind. I'm in the comments cause I gotta take a break from that man. He is literally Bobby Bottleservice from The Kroll Show.
i just feel like he’s so passionate about what he’s saying and he has so many ideas but they are fucking crazy. it’s like a child was given the power to create their dream house
i cannot believe he said “i believe in sustainability” and then immediately said “so i got fake plastic flowers that will never decompose so that we don’t have to have gross real flowers shed on my million dollar marble floors”
don't forget this is said right after "yeah theres like 3 or 4 main elevators, but 6 in total in the house". huh? i think the total cost for all those elevators and the energy spent on those alone is environmentally more impactful than buying fresh flowers for your patio four or five times a year.
Imagine leaving your phone in one of the living rooms and you're in one of the bedrooms. Now you have to take a vacation and not work for 3 days just so you can get your phone
I guess he meant the mansion is in owned by an individual instead of a company. the word 'urban' is confusing in this context. the surrounding area looks more like rural rich wasteland.
@@Alex-cw3rz And can't forget the palace of the Sultan of Brunei which is 21x the size of 'the one'. But it's not in the US, so technically he wasn't lying.
not to mention each elevator will cost about $10k a year on maintenance and permitting and stuff. so there goes another $60k/year. So much for sustainability.
@@lupitaaa5625 right? It'd be better if there was a greenhouse garden or some windmill power generators by the trail around the property or something. If this guy really cared about sustainability.
I kind of blame the people who gave him the money... like why? He already owes 30mill and comes to you with a pitch which I could only imagine sounded like a child asking you to fund their Barbie dreamhouse
The problem is that he usually makes money regardless of what us poors think of his excess, immodesty and overindulgence. This one is just timed wrong I guess. Maybe the market isn’t in a big enough bubble right now.
Wow! Just Wow. That guy is literally breaking down in front of our eyes. He’s so manic thinking about how many days he has left to sell this gigantic mistake. You can literally see the walls closing in on him.
Yeah it’s actually kinda sad because he is going to be MILLIONS of dollars in debt, divorced, and with no tv show or income. There’s probably no way out for him he’s probably going to end up offing himself.
@@bucketonfoot fuck man hopefully not but that dude for sure needs mental help. Hopefully some other insane billionaire buys it for whatever he owes the bank
That's the issue, the potential market of people on earth who could possibly buy this house is soo small, and of that limited clientele... which of those billionaires would WANT to live in this place? Who wants to walk a mile and a half from their bedroom to grab something from the living room, or worry about having employees to keep the candy room stocked EDIT: he mentions all the lights being custom like it's a good thing, imagine having to get a custom bulb made every time a light went out 😭
There are certain parts that are cool but I don’t want to have to use a golf cart to just get around the house and I would never be able to use all of that space and the amount of money I would need to have to care for that house and maintain it would cost a person millions of dollars a year. It’s just not worth it.
It legitimately looks like when I try to build a mansion in the Sims but realize there is way more space than I know what to do with so it ends up being just a series of blank white strangely-shaped rooms that no one will ever ever use. with a smattering of bland furniture bc I had no idea what else to do
That’s what I was thinking he obviously built this house like it was for himself and if he owned all the power to him but to sell? Bad idea it does not look good or anything you’d want to sink 350 million dollars on
I think you’ve summed it up perfectly. Instead of the amazing convenience or latest innovations you could get with that much money, all you’re getting is some child’s fever dream And it’s clear that the house tanked coz he didn’t think from a diverse group of buyers’ point of view and rather his own So now he’s got a house highly specified to his tastes but is tryna sell to a few billionaires
Yup, especially since a lot of times he goes "my" like when he was talking about the master bedroom pool he said "I wanna say my" and then I think for most of the video he referred to items/rooms as his. And he's sure to mention how all the art is his, how he picked out everything... by the time he was talking about the god plane idea or even the helicopter idea (despite the fact that the house is already on the market, so all these big changes aren't... ok?) I was like "uh does he know this isn't HIS house?" He seems to have a lot of personal stories attached to it too, like whatever the reason was that he brought up his divorce and then the tangent about his billionaire friend not helping him when he was poor. Really seems like he made that house from a personal dream rather than a business move. I feel like he needs maybe a forced pause to just *not* do anything, some patient, caring loved ones, and a therapist :/
genuinely concerned that nile doesn’t realize that if someone does buy this house he won’t be able to just hang out in it anymore lol he had to catch himself from calling the master bedroom “my bedroom”
He lives there now. I watched the first video a few days ago, couldn't sit through any more than that, and he definitely lives in the house. So, I'm guessing he's just hoping it's big enough that if he does sell it, the new owner won't notice he hasn't left. Which, given its size, pretty sure a family of six could hold Thanksgiving dinner for their extended relatives, and not get found out, so one guy should be fine.
This guy is obviously insane, but what is more insane, is the fact that ANY investors hitched their wagons to his shitshow of a bipolar star. Even to non-professionals, this is so obviously a money pit of a project. Literally no one in their right mind would buy this; and off the bat, there are maybe 10 people in the world who could actually afford to buy this. Ridiculous all around
Even if they could afford it why would they even want it, it seems like the kinda place you could never even spend time in all the places in the house cuz of how ridiculously huge it is
Honestly, the true unspoken hero here is the architect that did the blue prints for the house. "Oh you want a night club, cigar lounge, 9 pools, and an underground sex dungeon. You got it."
Right? I got mad when when he was described to the one to build this, or the one that has thought about all the colors, materials etc etc. Give credit to the people that worked for this
As someone who actually watches Producer Michael, I can tell that he was so confused the entire time. Like you could see in his expressions that he just had a lot of “why” questions.
He’s thinking “this guy is complete idiot, he seems like he’s on drugs, how the hell did he get the money to build this and how does he think he’s going to sell it?”
This man fell in love, got married, got a divorce, starts a mental breakdown, builds this house, continues mental breakdown, does this interview at the peak of the breakdown. This man needs help. Not 3 new movies.
When he said 'my ex wife never listened to me!' he was clearly projecting. He gives off very aggressive vibes, like when he slapped the interviewer, he said most guys in LA are scumbags, again projecting. This guy seems like he never grew up, he's never been told no. I highly doubt he fell in love, seems like the kind of dude who uses his money to get what he wants. I feel bad for his ex. The man is clearly hopped up on coke and steroids or something. He's definitely having a break down but it comes across like substance abuse psychosis.
@@xxxxOS I think he's going through some mental health problems and is probably in a manic episode. The way he acts and talks reminds me of me during my manic episodes. But then again we will probably never truly know.
You know this guy has his priorities straight when the chapter on the tacky angel wing sculpture is like 3 times as long as the chapter on the bedrooms.
I personally like the white, modern look, but some of the choices for furbishing in this house weren't the best and it feels more like a luxury hotel that a home... I wish there was more of a common lounge and vintage theme running through the entire house like the cigar room, while still having that pearly white modern feel.
Compare this house tour with the CGI "vision" trailer produced years ago. Especially the planned night club and the "pool moat" that was supposed to go all the way around the house. It feels completely empty because he couldn't afford to build what he had "envisioned". The result is this tasteless empty thing with zero character. There are way more luxurious mansions in LA than this. Just watch Villa Sarbonne Bel Air for example. ;)
Me, still owing 15k in student loans: *anxiety* This dude, already 30 million in debt: "Dude, I should borrow another cool 130 mil and build a monster of a house."
this. the first thing I got to do once I turned 18 (which was the very beginning of quarantine last year btw) wasn’t party or vote...it was take out a student loan for college. Starting out adulthood immediately in debt. The American dream.
Okay the candy thing was pretty dope but didn’t need its own room. Like is this a house or a shopping mall? His concept is more of like a commercial type residence he should have built luxury apartments instead
As someone with manic episodes, this guy definitely gives of manic vibes. - racing thoughts - unable to hold conversation - delusions of grandeur - reckless spending - no self awareness - clanging/word association
I literally thought he was coked out during the whole tour. As he continued to talk about his thought process, I’ve come to the conclusion he was coked out during the entire development of that monster dump
It's so tone deaf as well. The fact that he "realized" over the time and experience he had accumulated that it was "smart" to keep artificial flowers instead of live ones is just mind numbing. Oh gosh! You are such a genius! I haven't seen anyone that has been doing that for such a long time now! Yes, sustainability! My ass.
Well i enjoyed the housetour, like always with pruducer Michaels videos (genuine and pretty chill vibes), but that man couldnt get enough of himself which made it a bit more annoying
Lime 222 i think it’s all an act because he knows what he needs to do to attract buyers, but there’s no way he’s in a good mental state with that amount of pressure and debt
“Damnit I left my phone charger in Living Room #5” *walks past two pools, the nightclub, the movie theater, the running track, the bowling alley, the virtual shark tank, the housekeeper barracks, the anatomically correct giraffe skeleton “Ah there it is, time to go back to bed”
The strangest thing he said is that he's going to buy a huge plane because once his friend worth 3 billion wouldn't buy him a cheeseburger. At first I thought it was drugs but now I'm pretty sure it's mania. I hope he gets well
If "mania" is being threatened with a fraud lawsuit in criminal court by the creditors who are demanding payment on the $110 million loan ... or the British creditors still owed, evidently, for $38 million from his last fiasco, then yeah, it's mania. I mean, that's what he was looking at on his phone earlier, I'd imagine
so his idea to stop peeping and sexual harassment towards women is to have girls peep on guys and sexually harass them? what a gross human. it’s not fine either way.
“When I was staring up at the sky trying to buy a cheeseburger my billionaire friend wouldn’t help me out.” That’s got to be weirdest sentence I’ve ever heard. 😄
The irony of this property is my man could have just built like 100 apartment complexes that helped actual people find a place to live, and created generational wealth for his entire family forever. He could have even made some of them housing projects to help impoverished people.
@@littleanina1 Yeah, but he got a small loan of 140 mil dollars. If the investor thinks it's best do invest in a mega luxurious mansion instead of apartement buildings they are shitty investors. I think he build it to big and made it to expensive for the clientele he had in mind. 500 mil are half a billion and those kinds of billionars, who have the money to buy that mansion don't go bowling and don't want a nightclub in their house.
@@sofiamcguire1935 You should watch the other house tours on Micheal's channel. He is actually pretty good when the person showing the house acts normally.
“We don’t like to waste” *standing in a room bigger than most ppls houses that is strictly dedicated to displaying faux roses*
And the giant tubes for candy that will be stale in a week lmao
And here are the double decker swimming pools
Dont forget the anatomically correct giraffe skeleton at the bottom of stairs that lead to nowhere
That literally made my head hurt.
And the marble floor cause you know, mining for stone is so incredibly sustainable and waste free
That is the most expensive midlife crisis I've ever seen.
underrated comment 😂😂😂
@@farukozee9162 has
Its not even his fucking money he’s spending
Imagine the cost of the meth boulder it took for him to come up with the blueprint
It’s seriously gotta be a manic episode (or something similar). I recently had a family member (who was previously normal) go through a debilitating manic episode, to the point where he ran barefoot into the woods and hid for eight hours straight during the day. He’s alright now, but not the same.
His mania was triggered by a project he was doing that was clearly stressing him out, and he acted very similarly to Niall. This, excited, almost childlike, very emotional, expressive, and impulsive disposition is essentially the main symptom we saw. This dude should have been stopped long ago. He isn’t mentally healthy.
He sounds like he comes with the house. He def ain’t leaving.
He's part of the furniture
supple
lmao
no one would even know he’s in the house
He sounds like he's going to buy the house himself haha.
His next fucking sentence after “Yeah it’s one of six elevators.” is “I’ve learned that sustainability is important.”
He just didn't learn what sustainability is
He said he “thinks” there are 6 elevators as if he wasn’t sure lol
Yeah I thought those two things were connected, and I was EXTREMELY confused.
What
Everything this dude says has the Michael Scott energy of "Sometimes I'll start a sentence, and I don't even know where it's going. I just hope I find it along the way. Like an improv conversation."
an improversation
@Mary chery someone's pointed out his behavior also potentially aligns with a very severe manic episode, which is scary... He seems like a douchebag but I really hope he's okay
@@handfulmousefly maybe drugs
He also kinda reminds me of Adrian Pimento from B99 when he was teaching Jake and Rosa how to fake do cocaine
the man talks like i do but for me its just adhd😂😭
Someone could break into that house and just be living there and you wouldn’t notice for days.
For months
@@sankko_6493 I'd give it about a year
Surely you would be monitoring your candy room supplies tho!
I wanna be that person
or, like, ever
~just hide in the bathroom of the guest house or, like, the running track~
He talks a lot without saying much
who?
edit: i see now lmfao
I was about to comment the same exact thing. It’s so weird encountering people like that.
He went to the Boris
Johnson school of interviewing
Typical salesman strategy. Say everything but say nothing.
He seems like he's on something. Why does he constantly sound of of breath?
He did one line of coke for every room he walked into
😂😂
guess he just haggled the other way
Well, that's where all the money went!
lmaoooo
Hes jumpimg subjects, unexpected aggressiveness, stuttering...yeah
this is the type of house i would’ve built when i was 6 years old and had no concept of money
Candy room
sims house vibes fr
neither does he, probably explains his enormous debt
It looks like my sims house in 2010, with the cheat money i had, it was like so big all the furnitures looked so tiny in it xD and now i’m an architect and cringing about this house and this video
@@FarahEmoticonna Can any Sims game even handle a house of this size?
“My favorite part of this house is its ability to change the world” that was like a Michael Scott quote
you have no idea how much respect I have for you
😂😂😂😂☠️ded
You can't tell me that wasn't Michael Scott 😭😭😭😭
exactly what i thought
excuse me?
"I picked out every paint color"
*every wall is white*
Dude SHARES a bland personality with his house.
Right!?
All colors mixed together make white
@@Dastardly_Duo :|
No, its eggshell.
“I have friends that are billionaires” is the best description for his personality lmao
something is wrong with him tbh. I think he is trying to impress them.
Am sure you have a wonderful personality yourself
he’s not setting a very high bar
What’s wrong with billionaires? You salty you can only scrape a few thousand together?
@@KizWhalifa. If someone spends half a billion dollars on a house they are a horrible person.
From the way they dress, the way they move, and the way this house is designed, I feel like I’m just watching a reenactment of my sims.
pls i spend so much time on the houses and when i have to move someone in i just pick a randomised person and he most definitely fits the bill 😭
This guy is running faster than my Sims game ever could on my shitty PC.
Michael is a cool guy he of course couldn't say that to his face that the house was ridiculous.
STOPPPP EKFHFKJFJFJF
Del Sol valley residential plot 💀💀💀
He said “not wasteful” seconds after “6 elevators”
You telling me you _don't_ have six elevators in your house? Peasant.
@@blankness8 elevators are for the weak, I have 12 escalators
@@linus855 elscalators are pitiful in comparison to my space rockets that take me floor to floor
@@sepharon755 Simpler to have a teleporter in every room.
@@tjslam26 I just astral project throughout my house
The fake flowers for sustainability actually makes so much sense cause otherwise you'll be waisting so much water on them when you could be using that water to fill your 5 pools.
Oh my god you’re so righttttt!
I know right! Like, “we wanted a garden to help the bees, but 5 pools were a necessity...so...”
exactly what i thought 😜
@@joshroehl6098 bruh
HAHAHA
The charity he's donating to is literally just himself so he can get out of his egregious amount of debt
yeah for sure
No way it's Hannah
I could watch Cody commentate that entire hour and a half house tour
That would be a nice bonus episode for the podcast
aaa
yes
Same
I want Cody to reach out to Hankey Capital to ask them what the fuck they were thinking when they loaned this psycho $110M
“We’re giving a certain percentage to charity”
The percentage: .0000000000000000000000000000000000000001%
5 Cents 🤣
@I'm A Office Boy
I mean, technically that _would_ be a "certain percent"
"ThEy DoNt HaVe ToO gIvE aNyThInG"
Or he’s is the charity he’s giving to lmao
The charity, his debt
This dude showing a tour of the house has the exact same energy of 12 year old me showing my mom my new Minecraft house
I laughed so hard at this
frrrrrr
LMAO me but sims
Nailed it
😂😂😂😂😂😂omg
He changes topic three times over in the same sentence.
He’s like: “I’m going to buy a god plane because I couldn’t afford a cheeseburger and my billionaire friend doesn’t know how to spend money.”
Hahahahhahah Yeap!
manic episode OR (and?) uppers
@@turbanlisimge16 coke?
Adderall
Tweaky brain glitch for sure 👍
he should've just made this on the sims and called it a day.
Right???
That's such a hilarious comment. Good job, lol
It’s like he used the simoleon cheat code in real life and spent all of it
@@dgstruzyk no coziness whatsoever just vibes and motherlode
The very coked up sounding audio of him from the tour vid is just begging for a sims edit parody
When a amateur developer is given an unlimited budget on a coke binge, you get this.
so i wasnt the only who thought he was coked up the whole time
@@youngwolf024 thought it was meth tbh
my thoughts exactly
@Carl Panzram prolonged coke use does bring about mental episodes tho
@@youngwolf024 x
"I care about sustainability" - *builds a room to fill with candy that will never be eaten and go to waste*
*builds a house that is so gigantic that three different eco systems could have existed there instead while expecting someone to spend an amount of money for it that could literally help plant tens of millions of trees*
@@FreshGirl3000 this is the take right here, who gives af about candy
And flowers made of plastic instead of actual ones
Hey HEY...its keto candy
@@serithlenigod wait do you mean plastic flowers are actually less eco friendly? I've never thought of that but if thats what youre implying, youre totally right, its just another thing that will end up in a landfill
That part at the candy room when he's on his phone, it's probably the investor texting him threats on his life lmao "hope that tour is going good, you still owe us $110million Nile. We're gonna break your legs."
haha thats dark, love it
lmao
With that amount of debt, breaking his legs is soft.
BEST COMMENT SO FAR
the way he just casually drops the fact that he was married and divorced all in eight months to an argentinian woman into the conversation like it’s not fucking insane lmao
Is he not on coke? Lol
He also frames her nationality like it's the reason they had poor communication lol like no dude... it was the urinal camera
Hey probably didn't like the fact she didn't agree or get as excited about every crazy idea he thought up the same way he did. It's part of being manic if they are not with you 100%they are against you after awhile.
as an argentine woman we don’t claim him
@@LG-yp7ot I was literally about to comment he sounded coked tf out the entire tour 😂
He's literally having the longest most expensive manic episode of all time.
The ACCURACY of this statement is too loud 😂😂😂
@@joshroehl6098 he had this shit on repeat while he was going through it too
I’m sure of It
@@joshroehl6098 ngl that’s bad
Dude I feel like he has an actual problem
When he says he’s “donating to charity” he means the company he owes the money to. He’s just paying them back
"Charity proceeds will go.. to.. the.. uhhh..." *Waves index finger at camera.* "...Pay Off Nile's Fucking Debt Foundation."
'a... certain percentage'
Paying his debts... just means alot to him!
He’s the charity cause he’s broke
"I wanted it to be warm and supple" - as he's literally touching cold white marble.
He probably meant "subtle," but is too coked out to even notice his faux pas.
this is probably the easiest house to break into cause the residents will never hear you lmao
I could live in this house for a year and the owner would never know
there’s no way I’m traveling 100k square feet in a day. I have no idea why he made a house that big. There’s no need for THAT big of a house. A small town could live there comfortably.
@@vbm8992 fr the whole time I was thinking if I had the money to buy that I would just become The Great Gatsby because there's no way I'd use any of that house
"Honey someone stole the vintage playboy magazines"
Mmkk
This is like when a toddler says "look what I can do, look, look" and then you turn and look and they just like jump and spin and do nothing important
Nailed it! It reminded me of when I baby sat this little boy who’s parents worked a tonne and he would be like “ look at me! Look at me!”
If he’d taken come he’d be this guy.
A toddler jumping is more important than this guy
lmao, spot on
Hahahahahahahahahah
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA best comment EVER
This house is like someone was given unlimited money on the sims but also couldn’t delete anything they added so they just had to keep building.
Could or couldn't? 😅
@@cozycasasmr4510 oh shit good catch, I fixed it haha
rich white guy got money from other rich white guys so he could play sims build mode irl
🤣
and then this someone noticed that no one of their sims had enough money to move in that mansion
I can’t tell if he is on a shit ton of drugs or about to have a nervous breakdown because of possibly being in $140 million dollars of debt.
Yes.
yeah, ain't nobody going to buy that house anytime soon.
Both
Both. Also, that drug is definitely coke given his type lmao
Co
Caine
That house looks so unlivable
It would be cool to stay there for a week with alot of friends but 100k square feet is a little much.
Even if I live with other people I’d feel completely alone in such a massive space. Like... bigger than most resorts?? I’d want to leave within a couple weeks max after the hype dies
I could live there bro.
I would live with 20 other people and never leave the house
I now right
man really built this on /motherlode
Honestly, this seems like a sims house
HAHA LITERALLY WHAT I WAS THINKING
Lmao 😂😂😂
/money 9999999999
We love a sims reference!
This dude really went through a manic episode and built a whole mansion
Lmfao its kinda incredible
Somebody who's having a manic episode looks like they're meditating compared to this guy.
@@basketman2517 FR HAHAHAH
@@basketman2517 Meditating?! I'm dying laughing lmao
🎶Just another Manic Mansion 🤪🎶
i have a feeling that even after you bought the house he'd never leave you alone. he'd be like a landlord who comes around everyday to inspect the house and tell you how to use the 6 elevators
I think the most ironic thing is him saying his ex-wife didn't listen and then the cut to him on his phone not paying attention to the other guy lmao
"....kay"
He was trying to synch his phone to the movie projector real quick while the camera was pointed inside the candy room. He wanted to play some rap video for ~~~PRODUCER MICHAEL~~~
THIS IS SO TRUE LMAO
This DJ is a terrible realtor.
Finally a notified account that doesn't have thousands of likes
He was so proud to show that ugly shirt old man THE WHOLE WALL of vintage Playboys. I am cringing out of my mind. I'm in the comments cause I gotta take a break from that man. He is literally Bobby Bottleservice from The Kroll Show.
Azad Yavari that’s bc his comment isn’t funny or witty idek how it got 700 likes
@@justjuli3t that’s sweet of you 🥰🥰🥰
Cody leaving his windows open is the best decision he’s made, makes everything look 10x better.
it looks like The Cullens’ house
I didn't even know he had windows
i hate open windows
The windows saga will not be forgotten
Is your pfp the protagonist from that personality quiz? 😂😂 I'm an ENFJ-T
i just feel like he’s so passionate about what he’s saying and he has so many ideas but they are fucking crazy. it’s like a child was given the power to create their dream house
i cannot believe he said “i believe in sustainability” and then immediately said “so i got fake plastic flowers that will never decompose so that we don’t have to have gross real flowers shed on my million dollar marble floors”
At the end of the clip he said “and then you don’t have to worry about sustainability” after starting the clip with “I believe in sustainability”
don't forget this is said right after "yeah theres like 3 or 4 main elevators, but 6 in total in the house". huh? i think the total cost for all those elevators and the energy spent on those alone is environmentally more impactful than buying fresh flowers for your patio four or five times a year.
That’s how Hollywood/LA dudes are, weirdos
Also the fact that he wants to buy a helicopter just to remove the parts from it and use it as decoration... what kind of wasteful bullshit is this.
Literally sounds like a scene from Blade Runner 2049 or something
Imagine leaving your phone in one of the living rooms and you're in one of the bedrooms. Now you have to take a vacation and not work for 3 days just so you can get your phone
😂😂
If you're on as much coke as the designer it'll only take you 6hrs max.
i mean if you bought this house you might just buy a new phone
If I were to live in this house, I wouldn't leave the kitchen. I'll just piss into the sink. That's how lazy I am.
@@soapopera5676 xD
He’s like a villain explaining his origin story to the kidnapped hero
Loll
LOL
I’m dead
lmao
Much like mr doof evil inc corp vs Perry the platypus, no?
“Largest house in the urban world” what does this mean!?!? Is there a larger house in the rural or suburban world??? I don’t understand
I awesome it's inside a city limit of a certain population
mans just saying words
I guess he meant the mansion is in owned by an individual instead of a company. the word 'urban' is confusing in this context. the surrounding area looks more like rural rich wasteland.
Well Windsor Castle is a lot bigger than this, I'm guessing they are classing that as not urban even though it's in Windsor a town of 30,000+ people
@@Alex-cw3rz And can't forget the palace of the Sultan of Brunei which is 21x the size of 'the one'. But it's not in the US, so technically he wasn't lying.
"Sustainability is important" He says after noting that there are 6 elevators in a single home
not to mention each elevator will cost about $10k a year on maintenance and permitting and stuff. so there goes another $60k/year. So much for sustainability.
Also implying that plastic flowers are more sustainable than real plants is funny
@@PenguinThePirate and the pool above the pool is such a waste! not to mention the candy room which we all know no one will use
@@lupitaaa5625 right? It'd be better if there was a greenhouse garden or some windmill power generators by the trail around the property or something. If this guy really cared about sustainability.
@@delectableangel1986 exactly! or he could’ve just made it smaller, there’s no need for half the stuff in this “house”
"Sustainability. This house is gonna change the world."
Kim, there's people that are dying.
Cody trying to flex with that $6 just casually hanging out on the table... looks like we know who will be buying this house
Who trusted this man with anything more than $100?!
California
Not his billionaire friends, apparently.
My girlfriend has ADHD and Nile reminds me of her when she’s just finished a new house on The Sims and is super proud of it
plssss
💀
This is great
And at least you get to use infinite money cheats in the sims and the bank won’t repossess your house
AWWW ME ASFFFF THANK YOU FOR BEING SUPPORTIVE OF HER - SO PROUD OF MY BUILDS WHEN IM DONE!! HAHAAHAHAA
I kind of blame the people who gave him the money... like why? He already owes 30mill and comes to you with a pitch which I could only imagine sounded like a child asking you to fund their Barbie dreamhouse
The whole scenario is sketchy as hell. Like, how did he get approval to build this monstrocity in LA?
The problem is that he usually makes money regardless of what us poors think of his excess, immodesty and overindulgence. This one is just timed wrong I guess. Maybe the market isn’t in a big enough bubble right now.
and ppl are getting denied loans for like health care and ppl with stable jobs and incomes and the bank is like “no
The power of confidence
make him poor
Imagine having to deal with guests seeing your helicopter and thinking you can fly, only to tell them it’s just your vibe space.
to be fair that was the coolest thing about this house, together with the candy room
Wow! Just Wow. That guy is literally breaking down in front of our eyes. He’s so manic thinking about how many days he has left to sell this gigantic mistake. You can literally see the walls closing in on him.
Imagine if Cody and Noel were able to get a tour from this guy it would be amazing.
Holy fuck this needs to happen
I feel like Noel would be too dumb founded to even make sarcastic comments lol
Oh boy.
it doesn't look or sound safe bro.
That interviewer’s patience is unmatched
Haha...I watch Michael's channel and he is the most chill man you'll ever meet. He's worked with so many celebrities he just doesn't care any more lol
@@DaniLore you just get use to the “douche” 😂😂
Cody's patience is pretty good too
This seems like a massive fever dream that got really out of hand
Yeah it’s actually kinda sad because he is going to be MILLIONS of dollars in debt, divorced, and with no tv show or income. There’s probably no way out for him he’s probably going to end up offing himself.
@@bucketonfoot fuck man hopefully not but that dude for sure needs mental help. Hopefully some other insane billionaire buys it for whatever he owes the bank
@@bucketonfoot he'll probs just declare bankruptcy
I feel so bad like none of his homies told him to just stop. Lmao
@@bucketonfoot lowkey i think they did tell him and he didn’t like it so he’s just playing the victim
UPDATE: The house was just bought by Richard Saghian, the creepy CEO of Fashion Nova, for only $141 million... so that's hilarious
I don't mean this lightly, this man genuinely seems to be going through a manic episode.
Could also be on coke but something is definitely wrong yeah
No but for real though 😶 Kind of concerned for him
@@samclukey9802 I honestly think it’s a perfect storm of both
He does owe a lot of money.
He’s probably also super stressed about selling the house
I feel like he's built a secret room where he's going to live in after he sells the house off
A whole three bedroom house
Lmao nobody would ever find him. Squatting in a mansion that he built. I can see it
Truee, he keeps acting like he’s going to be living there the rest of his life.
Like in the movie Parasite lmao
@@adamshumate8858 exactly i was gonna say the same thing
I can't be the only one that feels like this level of inconceivable wealth doesn't even seem...idk appealing?
That's the issue, the potential market of people on earth who could possibly buy this house is soo small, and of that limited clientele... which of those billionaires would WANT to live in this place? Who wants to walk a mile and a half from their bedroom to grab something from the living room, or worry about having employees to keep the candy room stocked
EDIT: he mentions all the lights being custom like it's a good thing, imagine having to get a custom bulb made every time a light went out 😭
There are certain parts that are cool but I don’t want to have to use a golf cart to just get around the house and I would never be able to use all of that space and the amount of money I would need to have to care for that house and maintain it would cost a person millions of dollars a year. It’s just not worth it.
Yeah
The club is what scares me especially not knowing whos entering your home..
All I want from this house is the 50 car garage
It legitimately looks like when I try to build a mansion in the Sims but realize there is way more space than I know what to do with so it ends up being just a series of blank white strangely-shaped rooms that no one will ever ever use. with a smattering of bland furniture bc I had no idea what else to do
'so you have 6 elevators?...'
'yeah, so we're all about sustainability'
kay heres the theater...
@@Sk8forsocks with a candy room which will unnecessarily be filled with an abundance of candy
"I've chosen everything in this house, even this wall"
also
"we have... 6 elevators..5-6, I think?"
He just sounds like a kid that is building his dream house, with a helicopter on the roof, 5 pools, candy room..
That made me really sad for this guy damn
That’s what I was thinking he obviously built this house like it was for himself and if he owned all the power to him but to sell? Bad idea it does not look good or anything you’d want to sink 350 million dollars on
I think you’ve summed it up perfectly. Instead of the amazing convenience or latest innovations you could get with that much money, all you’re getting is some child’s fever dream
And it’s clear that the house tanked coz he didn’t think from a diverse group of buyers’ point of view and rather his own
So now he’s got a house highly specified to his tastes but is tryna sell to a few billionaires
where's the button you can punch to have a servant bring you a Coke
Yup, especially since a lot of times he goes "my" like when he was talking about the master bedroom pool he said "I wanna say my" and then I think for most of the video he referred to items/rooms as his. And he's sure to mention how all the art is his, how he picked out everything... by the time he was talking about the god plane idea or even the helicopter idea (despite the fact that the house is already on the market, so all these big changes aren't... ok?) I was like "uh does he know this isn't HIS house?" He seems to have a lot of personal stories attached to it too, like whatever the reason was that he brought up his divorce and then the tangent about his billionaire friend not helping him when he was poor. Really seems like he made that house from a personal dream rather than a business move. I feel like he needs maybe a forced pause to just *not* do anything, some patient, caring loved ones, and a therapist :/
genuinely concerned that nile doesn’t realize that if someone does buy this house he won’t be able to just hang out in it anymore lol he had to catch himself from calling the master bedroom “my bedroom”
He lives there now. I watched the first video a few days ago, couldn't sit through any more than that, and he definitely lives in the house. So, I'm guessing he's just hoping it's big enough that if he does sell it, the new owner won't notice he hasn't left. Which, given its size, pretty sure a family of six could hold Thanksgiving dinner for their extended relatives, and not get found out, so one guy should be fine.
@@mariannecontrino6297 this is hilarious and probably true
I wonder how much the house cost to build. Does anyone know?
@@chocochiplova1998 $110 mil
I mean it’s not like they’d be able to find him in the house
This guy is obviously insane, but what is more insane, is the fact that ANY investors hitched their wagons to his shitshow of a bipolar star. Even to non-professionals, this is so obviously a money pit of a project. Literally no one in their right mind would buy this; and off the bat, there are maybe 10 people in the world who could actually afford to buy this. Ridiculous all around
Even if they could afford it why would they even want it, it seems like the kinda place you could never even spend time in all the places in the house cuz of how ridiculously huge it is
Honestly, the true unspoken hero here is the architect that did the blue prints for the house. "Oh you want a night club, cigar lounge, 9 pools, and an underground sex dungeon. You got it."
i feel sorry for the builders😭
Right? I got mad when when he was described to the one to build this, or the one that has thought about all the colors, materials etc etc. Give credit to the people that worked for this
As someone who actually watches Producer Michael, I can tell that he was so confused the entire time. Like you could see in his expressions that he just had a lot of “why” questions.
I wish he would’ve actually pushed back at some point
Dude just kept saying “that’s great” while looking for all the escape routes
He’s thinking “this guy is complete idiot, he seems like he’s on drugs, how the hell did he get the money to build this and how does he think he’s going to sell it?”
This man fell in love, got married, got a divorce, starts a mental breakdown, builds this house, continues mental breakdown, does this interview at the peak of the breakdown. This man needs help. Not 3 new movies.
When he said 'my ex wife never listened to me!' he was clearly projecting. He gives off very aggressive vibes, like when he slapped the interviewer, he said most guys in LA are scumbags, again projecting. This guy seems like he never grew up, he's never been told no. I highly doubt he fell in love, seems like the kind of dude who uses his money to get what he wants. I feel bad for his ex. The man is clearly hopped up on coke and steroids or something. He's definitely having a break down but it comes across like substance abuse psychosis.
he said he got married 8 months ago and started building the house 7 years ago lol
@@xxxxOS I think he's going through some mental health problems and is probably in a manic episode. The way he acts and talks reminds me of me during my manic episodes. But then again we will probably never truly know.
@@user-og7qq5zy8p Lol. I didn't hear that part
Didn’t think we’d learn this much about the guy 😆
You know this guy has his priorities straight when the chapter on the tacky angel wing sculpture is like 3 times as long as the chapter on the bedrooms.
This guy is the definition of “it sounded better in my head”
this house looks like a white canvas, honestly everything is so tastless and I feel like a lot of things don't match.
I know! If I had a house like this I’d just invite my little siblings to just splatter paint everywhere. It’s so blank!
I personally like the white, modern look, but some of the choices for furbishing in this house weren't the best and it feels more like a luxury hotel that a home... I wish there was more of a common lounge and vintage theme running through the entire house like the cigar room, while still having that pearly white modern feel.
Those mustard yellow “seats” 🤢
I hope that, if this house gets sold, it'll be sold to some artist that can make some sick murals there.
Compare this house tour with the CGI "vision" trailer produced years ago. Especially the planned night club and the "pool moat" that was supposed to go all the way around the house. It feels completely empty because he couldn't afford to build what he had "envisioned". The result is this tasteless empty thing with zero character. There are way more luxurious mansions in LA than this. Just watch Villa Sarbonne Bel Air for example. ;)
Me, still owing 15k in student loans: *anxiety*
This dude, already 30 million in debt: "Dude, I should borrow another cool 130 mil and build a monster of a house."
this. the first thing I got to do once I turned 18 (which was the very beginning of quarantine last year btw) wasn’t party or vote...it was take out a student loan for college. Starting out adulthood immediately in debt. The American dream.
@@marvelouslee4427
Not the not right use of American dream but ok
Dear Niles:
We do not want to watch men pee.
Sincerely,
Women.
Damn. I spent so much time trying to figure out the best angles too...
@@BritishTeaFGC tested all of them myself
Some women are into that tho lol
@@jborrego2406
I don't think any woman would want that without the man even knowing he's being watched.
I strongly disagree 😂
“I wanna turn the scumbag guys into good people.” *builds them a house with a cigar room inlaid with vintage playboy magazines...
Sounds legit
And fucking cameras in the bathrooms
@@deanwrubel5730 isn’t that illegal 💀
Looking at playboys doesn't make you a scumbag
@@AliHamza-sv4ni Having an entire room dedicated to playboys and smoking is a little strange though.
@shark fighter7849 david guetta vibes
I want that house tour to be analyzed in my psychopathology class
Yes, please. Then we need to hear the results.
Yesss! Please update if your teacher decides to discuss it.
He’s the guy that makes his house entirely out of diamonds in minecraft
except they are his friends diamonds and he has to find a way to sell the hideous diamond house to someone else on the server to pay back his friend
Okay the candy thing was pretty dope but didn’t need its own room. Like is this a house or a shopping mall? His concept is more of like a commercial type residence he should have built luxury apartments instead
“how is this house going to change the world?”
“𝑯𝑶𝑳𝑶𝑮𝑹𝑨𝑴𝑺”
Not just any holograms. Sustainable shark holograms.
So many likes
He gives off such Ancient Civilizations "aliens" meme vibes when he says it
As someone with manic episodes, this guy definitely gives of manic vibes.
- racing thoughts
- unable to hold conversation
- delusions of grandeur
- reckless spending
- no self awareness
- clanging/word association
I'd never hear of clanging before, thanks for sharing bro
@@kurakaji9052 how long do manic episodes last? Because this mansion must’ve taken years to build and design
IKR
That's what cocaine does
Are you addicted to something? Just wondering
I literally thought he was coked out during the whole tour. As he continued to talk about his thought process, I’ve come to the conclusion he was coked out during the entire development of that monster dump
Yeah he had wayyy too many ideas
he’s been on coke for the last year straight
This guy is cocked to the bones..
Me too my first guess
In parts of the actual video tour you can hear him snorting off camera. Dudes' insane.
“My favorite thing about this house is the house’s ability to change the world.” Big Michael Scott energy.
I love how he, "didn't want to waste anything", but the room the flowers were in was a waste of space.
Yeah that was one of my favorite parts
Yea and the fact that he said that after saying the house had 6 elevator in it
I love how he casually says this after saying the house has 5 elevators.
The house is 100,000 square feet. Basically the entire thing is a giant waste of space.
It's so tone deaf as well. The fact that he "realized" over the time and experience he had accumulated that it was "smart" to keep artificial flowers instead of live ones is just mind numbing. Oh gosh! You are such a genius! I haven't seen anyone that has been doing that for such a long time now! Yes, sustainability!
My ass.
PLS I WAS SO CONFUSED WHEN THESE VIDEOS CAME OUT & NO ONE ELSE WAS TALKING ABOUT HOW WEIRD THEY WERE
It feels like an SNL sketch.
the weird animations too bro shit gave me nightmares
hello, I luv y’all
Well i enjoyed the housetour, like always with pruducer Michaels videos (genuine and pretty chill vibes), but that man couldnt get enough of himself which made it a bit more annoying
Lime 222 i think it’s all an act because he knows what he needs to do to attract buyers, but there’s no way he’s in a good mental state with that amount of pressure and debt
This guy definitely seems like he's in the middle of a manic episode. I actually feel kind of sorry for him
HEY GUYS FOUSEYTUBE HERE WITH THIS RAD NEW URBAN HOUSE
he's coked out of his mind
it’s definitely coke
@@newbyves was gonna say, either manic or HIGH AF on coke.
@@newbyves or has ADHD
this man is every character that jason mantzoukas has ever played irl
“Damnit I left my phone charger in Living Room #5” *walks past two pools, the nightclub, the movie theater, the running track, the bowling alley, the virtual shark tank, the housekeeper barracks, the anatomically correct giraffe skeleton “Ah there it is, time to go back to bed”
LMAO 😂
THAT IS SO TRUE
THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS TO ME
by the time he finds it its already morning
Or hopefully you would be rich enough to buy a phone charger for every single room in the house lol
'My Argentinian ex wife never listened to me'
'You didn't forget many things...' *him not listening at all*
:Ddddd
My girlfriend is Argentinian and she's literally a great listener . He is definitely the problem 😂
😂😂😂.
Hahaha Nice
The strangest thing he said is that he's going to buy a huge plane because once his friend worth 3 billion wouldn't buy him a cheeseburger. At first I thought it was drugs but now I'm pretty sure it's mania. I hope he gets well
being manic and on some kind of drug is not mutually exclusive. if anything its almost common. reminder that alcohol is a drug
@@Matty002 That's true
If "mania" is being threatened with a fraud lawsuit in criminal court by the creditors who are demanding payment on the $110 million loan ... or the British creditors still owed, evidently, for $38 million from his last fiasco, then yeah, it's mania. I mean, that's what he was looking at on his phone earlier, I'd imagine
@@classiclife7204 Mania is lending this guy money in the first place
Its drugs and mania
I thought $10K was soul-crushing debt, but $30M+ is a whole different playing field.
17:18 💀
dying to see what nile's pupils looked like behind those sunglasses pls-
He wouldn’t have any
Snake pupils
dilated af
@@sonk3374 TRUUU
“We’re gonna have virtual shark tanks so we don’t have to....take from the...ocean”
My guy is high asf
He’s a little confused, but he got the spirit
I dont think the only thing hes on is weed
@@sepix048 no one said it was
"I picked every paint color"
The paint color: literally just white.
This guy can't finish a sentence without talking about him self for a second. Everything is I, I and oh yeah some more I
Well white is made of every colour
@@dobb2106 lmao true. I guess he really did pick every color in ever room of the house
@@dobb2106 white is literally the absence of colour..?
@@M4R3B34R Nope, they are right actually. White is every colour and black is the absence of colour.
so his idea to stop peeping and sexual harassment towards women is to have girls peep on guys and sexually harass them? what a gross human. it’s not fine either way.
Pardon.. That whole toilet camera moment was like a fever dream...
fr i was just like "😃 uhh sorry my guy?"
THATS STILL ILLEGAL AND NO ONE WANTS TO SEE THAT I’m stuck in this nightmare
And illegal
the fact that "cameras showing the mens restroom to the women's restroom" is his idea of what a woman would WANT??? insane lack of self-awareness
@@privateaccount9835 I thought that the nightclub part would be legally considered public, but now that I think about it more you might be right
“When I was staring up at the sky trying to buy a cheeseburger my billionaire friend wouldn’t help me out.” That’s got to be weirdest sentence I’ve ever heard. 😄
honestly 💀
He's gonna turn evil in the end as a plot twist I just knew it...
He def on coke
That’s not exactly what he said , he said he couldn’t afford to buy a cheeseburger
The irony of this property is my man could have just built like 100 apartment complexes that helped actual people find a place to live, and created generational wealth for his entire family forever. He could have even made some of them housing projects to help impoverished people.
He doesnt have any money himself though, he cant buy a house at all.
@@littleanina1 Yeah, but he got a small loan of 140 mil dollars. If the investor thinks it's best do invest in a mega luxurious mansion instead of apartement buildings they are shitty investors. I think he build it to big and made it to expensive for the clientele he had in mind. 500 mil are half a billion and those kinds of billionars, who have the money to buy that mansion don't go bowling and don't want a nightclub in their house.
This comment sounds nice but it’s actually incredibly stupid. You’re going to make money by having… impoverished renters? With LA taxes? Lmao
@@GG-kn2se the government pays you to provide subsidized housing..
@@VVardaddy the government literally pays you to provide subsidized housing. They pay the rent. Not the renters.
This is literally the perfect setting for a “parasite” real life counterpart; imo, such a soul draining house
I kept having to rewind and rewatch parts because this dude was jumping topics so fast 😂
Hey i love your videos
Could be wrong but I got a cocaine vibe. And by vibe I mean he seemed like he was on cocaine. Anatomically correct giraffe cocaine
He went from being a director to complaining about his argentinian girlfriend in like second
I have ADHD and how he speaks sounds like my brain
@@nowellahhh yeah there is no way he isnt either on coke, or has adhd, because i know damn well no nt mofos brains work like this
I feel so bad for the presenter. He was trying hard to make the mansion seem interesting and Nile kept fucking it up 🤦🏼♀️
both of them suck in general
Michael Blakey is the most chill dude you'll ever meet so I wouldn't worry about it. He is a good laugh on his channel.
Na fr. Producer Michael makes chill as fuck content. He usually just walks around the house without the Realtors/designers saying jack shit thankfully
@@sofiamcguire1935 You should watch the other house tours on Micheal's channel. He is actually pretty good when the person showing the house acts normally.
@You Tube "#normies" bruh 💀
He got a threatening text from his loan shark directly before Michael said he didn’t forget many things
😂😂😂
No worries, he'll just put them in his virtual loan shark tank
and his coke dealer
LMFAO
missed you Cody