Trying To Find A Doctor at an Anti Vaccine Rally

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  • @LewSpears
    @LewSpears  5 років тому +45739

    I probably should have worn a HAZMAT.
    Subscribe if you'd like to see more of these, I do a new BMB episode every two weeks!
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    • @EpyonComet
      @EpyonComet 5 років тому +255

      Don’t worry, all those adults at the rally were probably vaccinated by their less-moronic parents. It’s their kids you have to worry about.

    • @ironraiuken5271
      @ironraiuken5271 5 років тому +15

      @Sam Spragg zing

    • @gabor198
      @gabor198 5 років тому +9

      God bless you. True hero.

    • @liranpiade4499
      @liranpiade4499 5 років тому +99

      Nah no need for Hazmat 😁
      That's the beauty of vaccines!

    • @saltedwounds
      @saltedwounds 5 років тому +8

      Most Comments are from Today, I assume this was in their recommend.
      I thought the Video was funny so I came back.

  • @charondusk5608
    @charondusk5608 5 років тому +2626

    "There is no evidence to prove vaccines are safe or effective!"
    Smallpox would like to know your location.

    • @jaydenfurlong6109
      @jaydenfurlong6109 4 роки тому +1

      What, so it can get their unvaccinated kid? Their gonna press deny.

    • @themaninabucket8365
      @themaninabucket8365 4 роки тому +5

      Charon Dusk Polio would like to have a follow-up request

    • @charondusk5608
      @charondusk5608 4 роки тому +5

      @@Abby-uk7rv What;s even more sad is that many antivax parents who were, themselves, vaccinated use the argument of "I didn't get a choice!", which honestly makes me sick. It's like, "Your parents cared enough about you to make sure you were protected but because you "didn't get a choice", you're risking your own child's life?"

    • @magnuspeacock5857
      @magnuspeacock5857 4 роки тому

      No it wouldnt.
      Because it is Fucking Dead!!!

    • @l0vbugz
      @l0vbugz 4 роки тому +1

      I love your profile pic!

  • @KeeganTheOG
    @KeeganTheOG 4 роки тому +5555

    What if somebody at a rally yells, "IS ANYONE HERE A DOCTOR!" and people start insulting him, but he is bleeding and actually needs a doctor.

    • @darkraihs
      @darkraihs 4 роки тому +7

      Anonymous lmbo

    •  4 роки тому +248

      it's okay they have essential oils 😩

    • @janbesting2553
      @janbesting2553 4 роки тому +4

      Was thinking exactly that

    • @omao4938
      @omao4938 4 роки тому +15

      The United Land of Anonia
      Well, they are stupid people, what do you want them to do, to take out their essential oils and start rubbing him?

    • @EDG543
      @EDG543 4 роки тому +1

      They call an ambulance🤯

  • @Veryfriedperson7
    @Veryfriedperson7 5 років тому +13352

    There’s no doctors there because they’re all on call in the E.R. To deal with the sudden outbreak of measles.

    • @kurtladia1549
      @kurtladia1549 5 років тому +68

      This needs more likes tbh

    • @c_4258
      @c_4258 5 років тому +20

      no its ebola.

    • @crysto.x
      @crysto.x 5 років тому +3

      killer f!ck stick ua-cam.com/video/apZPBXRv_TM/v-deo.html

    • @ranchero5595
      @ranchero5595 5 років тому +5

      Nah they are to busy doing paperwork for getting sued for fucking a kid's life up.

    • @shreksyshrek64
      @shreksyshrek64 5 років тому +24

      BriNg iN tHE eSseNtiAl OilS

  • @jannemec4567
    @jannemec4567 3 роки тому +866

    Imagine having a serious injury in the middle of antiwax rally and you shout out loud "is anybody here a doctor?" and you will end up with "fuck you"

    • @jellykid47
      @jellykid47 3 роки тому +10

      Most underrated comment lol 😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @floridamangonwild
      @floridamangonwild 2 роки тому +22

      There's such a thing as anti wax? Were is the next rally I wanna go to one so I can protest against wax

    • @kingmuddy5898
      @kingmuddy5898 2 роки тому +3

      @@floridamangonwild it's not a joke bro every year hundreds, no, thousands...no even dozens of people people are kidnapped and turned into wax dolls by the illuminati, and when all the planets align gorilla will come and resurrect them to take over our world

    • @floridamangonwild
      @floridamangonwild 2 роки тому +1

      @@kingmuddy5898 oh really? maybe ur next on the list

    • @kingmuddy5898
      @kingmuddy5898 2 роки тому +4

      @@floridamangonwild that's why I always carry a plasma blaster and a microwave. Obviously

  • @Gzimmy26
    @Gzimmy26 4 роки тому +3248

    I love how the women said “I’m into natural therapies” and then the counter went to 205

    • @dfquartzidn6151
      @dfquartzidn6151 4 роки тому +39

      0:58

    • @Gzimmy26
      @Gzimmy26 4 роки тому +142

      lkcgaming123 haha my bad, I was counting your mom in that

    • @rodentt1476
      @rodentt1476 4 роки тому +14

      Muse-ically Gifted OOOOOOF

    • @polpogiorno1115
      @polpogiorno1115 4 роки тому +16

      Muse-ically Gifted woah! That was a big one.

    • @boomingsystemup2067
      @boomingsystemup2067 4 роки тому +13

      Muse-ically Gifted damn!!!! Didn’t see that coming

  • @helena_lang
    @helena_lang 4 роки тому +26899

    “Why would a doctor be here?”
    they played themselves

    • @eugeniolejarza9702
      @eugeniolejarza9702 4 роки тому +663

      I think it was some random person passing by

    • @dadeee7776
      @dadeee7776 4 роки тому +55

      Andika Mahendra yea this is a kinda retarded video tbh obv no doctors would be there because these people believe what they’re being fed is bullshit which isn’t a bad thing to do but with no proof behind their claims what’s it all worth

    • @EterPuralis
      @EterPuralis 4 роки тому +10

      @@eugeniolejarza9702 sounded like the same voice every time, to me...

    • @tigerclaw2037
      @tigerclaw2037 4 роки тому +69

      Dad Eee this vid was made to prove a point and make fun of anti vaxers

    • @dadeee7776
      @dadeee7776 4 роки тому +8

      @@tigerclaw2037 i know that but when they wouldnt believe doctors at all why would a doctor be around? should be known no doctors would follow this if they have them beliefs to keep their job

  • @kh8655
    @kh8655 5 років тому +12711

    "Is that research part of like a 6 year doctorates degree, or just google?"
    Holy shit even I felt like I was punched in the stomach from that one

    • @kylestanley7843
      @kylestanley7843 5 років тому +238

      Pretty accurate tho honestly lol

    • @10ksubswithoutavideo23
      @10ksubswithoutavideo23 5 років тому +78

      Top 10 fatalities.

    • @RizzyMacguire
      @RizzyMacguire 5 років тому +17

      My fucking chest filled up 😂

    • @Mikanoes
      @Mikanoes 5 років тому +21

      @Divided Loyalties Maybe they were laughing so hard that the air got stuck in their lungs and couldn't breath?

    • @notveryrea1
      @notveryrea1 5 років тому

      @Divided Loyalties lmao😂😂

  • @realmackle
    @realmackle 2 роки тому +830

    "I believe in natural therapies"
    *+200 morons*
    I actually died

    • @blank.9301
      @blank.9301 Рік тому +5

      Lol. I had Staph in 2015. The doctor gave me antibiotics for 11 days. It did nothing. Looked up natural home remedy and it worked.... 🤷. Thank doctors who only care about $$$ for antibiotic resistance lol

    • @orange8175
      @orange8175 Рік тому +80

      @@blank.9301 The power of the mind
      placebo effect is a strong one

    • @fckinvandoos
      @fckinvandoos Рік тому

      cepacol and nyquil did the job for the chinese flu , fuck the vaccines

    • @realmackle
      @realmackle Рік тому

      @@fckinvandoos no it didnt dumbass

    • @fckinvandoos
      @fckinvandoos Рік тому

      Well yes it did you sheepish fuck

  • @arinkaplan3188
    @arinkaplan3188 5 років тому +2507

    I love that he screamed, "are there any doctors here" and people just yelled at him like he was being a jerk... What if someone was dying and actually needed a doctor????

    • @jking6053
      @jking6053 5 років тому +164

      You make a good ass point xD

    • @maiseree1511
      @maiseree1511 5 років тому +110

      Natural therapies

    • @kallesvensson5797
      @kallesvensson5797 5 років тому +65

      Well the point of anti vaccines is that they want to get preventable diseases and not let doctors protect them, I wouldn’t be surprised if doctors were banned from coming to this protest.
      But for real, why would they call him a dick?

    • @caeert2962
      @caeert2962 5 років тому +35

      They'll sprinkle them with herbs and make their deaths more embarrassing.

    • @uuniin3622
      @uuniin3622 5 років тому +40

      *someone having a heart attack*
      "Is anyone here a doctor?"
      "Fuck you!"
      "Dick!"

  • @BlaidWhiteYo
    @BlaidWhiteYo 4 роки тому +2457

    Why shoot up this crowd when you can just sneeze in the crowd.

    • @etopia3201
      @etopia3201 4 роки тому +56

      😂 UNDERRATED

    • @ABEL-cd2sp
      @ABEL-cd2sp 4 роки тому +131

      Oh they would survive because their parents loved them enough to vaccinate them but maybe all the kids there will fucking die

    • @donkeycheese8098
      @donkeycheese8098 4 роки тому +3

      Underrated

    • @BlaidWhiteYo
      @BlaidWhiteYo 4 роки тому +17

      @@ABEL-cd2sp Ah good point, most of these people are Gen y. Boomers were'nt Anti-vaxx so they're probably vaccinated.

    • @ABEL-cd2sp
      @ABEL-cd2sp 4 роки тому +5

      justin bergeron actually the anti-vaxx movement is as old as vaccinations themselves are. There has always been opposition to vaccinations however you’re trying to fit things where they don’t go this isn’t a generational thing but rather misinformation spread online that has gotten more idiotic fucks into the movement. So let’s be smart and not distract ourselves with generational arguments

  • @Breakdown.primal
    @Breakdown.primal 4 роки тому +8085

    Child: *dies*
    Anti-vax Parents: That's my opinion. Let people enjoy things.

    • @gerardomoreno8832
      @gerardomoreno8832 4 роки тому +61

      You can have your own opinions but they believe you can also have your own facts lol

    • @Breakdown.primal
      @Breakdown.primal 4 роки тому +13

      @T Fletch if that's what you think this is about, then it's a good thing you don't have kids

    • @Breakdown.primal
      @Breakdown.primal 4 роки тому +27

      So what you're saying is that you don't know what you're talking about, so instead you'll rationalize your own conclusions and call anyone who knows better than you stupid. Got it. Go learn something some time.

    • @spenkd2886
      @spenkd2886 4 роки тому +27

      T Fletch The reason why people “SEEM” to be fine without vaccination is because of a phenomenon called “herd-immunity”, in which the spread of viral diseases is prevented because the people who are vaccinated reduce the likelihood of spreading said disease. Now, imagine if ALL of us were un-vaccinated. The herd immunity would diminish rapidly, and the chances that viral diseases would spread will increase exponentially. There is a case of this lack of herd immunity back in 2013, where measles spread in Disneyland and caused multiple unvaccinated infants to contract the disease. There were casualties. There’s also been an increase in preventable infant mortality rates because of the failure to vaccinate. The WHO has data of the increase in infant mortality rates because of measles and rubella. I suggest you check that out. Ask yourself this: would you rather have an autistic child or a dead one?

    • @salamimeatz
      @salamimeatz 4 роки тому +16

      T Fletch there are people who can’t get vaccines and those people rely on herd immunity so that they don’t get any preventable diseases so the more parents decide not to vaccinate their kids the more likely those people who can’t get vaccinated may get a preventable disease

  • @davidmckelvey2601
    @davidmckelvey2601 2 роки тому +341

    Remember when conservatives and liberals were united in hating anti vaxxers? Good times.

    • @dudedude315
      @dudedude315 2 роки тому +86

      I hate how the vaccine became political

    • @vegetablesoop1890
      @vegetablesoop1890 2 роки тому +5

      @@dudedude315 I have a RIGHT to DIP my BALLS in the BURGER KING soda dispenser, Liberal.

    • @aadi8568
      @aadi8568 2 роки тому +4

      @@vegetablesoop1890 oh yeah, "land of the free"? Then why can't I rinse my balls in the burger king soda dispenser

    • @1065chris
      @1065chris 2 роки тому +6

      I like to think we still are to an extent.

    • @GirthCheck
      @GirthCheck 2 роки тому +5

      Yea crazy how half of the group decided to join them 😂

  • @SabiiLovesTC
    @SabiiLovesTC 4 роки тому +28297

    He didn‘t even insult anyone. He just asked if there was a doctor there and they felt threatened. Says a lot.

  • @rope8666
    @rope8666 4 роки тому +31380

    “Why would a doctor be here?”
    - we’ve uncovered their secrets

    • @chrishayes5755
      @chrishayes5755 4 роки тому +248

      this video is based on the good ol' appeal to authority fallacy. doctors have training and a degree therefore they're correct, "morons" did research on google or have anecdotal evidence and so they're wrong. lets not even examine the claims or evidence, lets just shut them down based on lack of authority. I don't side with anti-vaxers but this video is kind of retarded in its own right. it's like going to a political corruption rally and saying "are there any politicians here supporting this? no, then you're a moron!".

    • @Emhyruhere
      @Emhyruhere 4 роки тому +794

      @@chrishayes5755 Great job comparing science built on fact in which people dedicate their entire lives, to a career path that literally anyone can go down with as little as a bachelor of arts degree. We know based on numerous clinical trials as well as outbreak scenarios that vaccines work despite their miniscule chances of side affects. These people are scared of the big new the same way people were initially when traditional pharma drugs such as aspirin and ibuprofen came out. People would rather risk them and their kids lives (even us) instead of swallowing their pride that was built on pseduo research.

    • @notasoviet1016
      @notasoviet1016 4 роки тому +474

      Chris Hayes “did research on google” well the problem is they only uncover what they want to see to confirm their biases, doctors literally spend years of their lives looking at the pros and cons of a medical solution

    • @evan_22z6
      @evan_22z6 4 роки тому +11

      You meant be right?

    • @commentspae
      @commentspae 4 роки тому +16

      Well, yes, Chris H., the theory of the appeal to authority fallacy would be a great assumption about film coming from someone praising an alt-right Nazi creator from a Swedish society and culture for "changing his life," who just announced his existence to his 100 million subscribers and glorified his self-image, considering that's exactly what shouting someone out is: glorifying another individual's image so an audience can be convinced to idolise them. This isn't a sarcastic statement considering it sounds like one, it's just too snarky to even believe as serious.

  • @gobul-glargz8953
    @gobul-glargz8953 5 років тому +16519

    HE DIDN'T COUNT THE DOG AS A MORON WHAT A LEGEND

    • @imnotaspy1590
      @imnotaspy1590 5 років тому +1433

      Probably because the dog has a higher IQ than the anti-vaxers

    • @rofl22rofl22
      @rofl22rofl22 5 років тому +350

      @@imnotaspy1590 Hardly a feat, really.

    • @imnotaspy1590
      @imnotaspy1590 5 років тому +128

      @@rofl22rofl22 Sad, but true.

    • @chadchad7875
      @chadchad7875 5 років тому +28

      The teltubby face makes this so much better

    • @freshbakedmeme
      @freshbakedmeme 5 років тому +10

      I WAS WAITING TO FIND THIS COMMENT

  • @mpusztai
    @mpusztai 3 роки тому +142

    I like how you didn't categorize the dog as a moron. He is clearly a good boy :)

  • @brianfrtz
    @brianfrtz 4 роки тому +4980

    "Are you a doctor?"
    Stranger: "..."
    "It's ok take your time."

    • @boogieheads
      @boogieheads 4 роки тому +63

      “are u a doctor now?”

    • @jagp135
      @jagp135 4 роки тому +2

      Boop 662 no I’m not

    • @benh1496
      @benh1496 4 роки тому +2

      Brian Fortiz “Everybody’s a critic”

  • @goldenchairgrenade3279
    @goldenchairgrenade3279 3 роки тому +4691

    "Why would a doctor be here?"
    *and like that, she fell into her own creation...*

  • @alphamineron
    @alphamineron 4 роки тому +5873

    "In the natural therapies"
    *Counter goes from 4 Morons to 204 Morons

  • @princessbeaniewiggle
    @princessbeaniewiggle 3 роки тому +68

    I once choked while eating. I did my own research and it turns out I'm not alone. Thousands of people choke every year and a lot of them die. So that's why when I have children, I won't be feeding them.
    Sure, you could argue that eating is good for you, but considering millions of people all over the world suffer from choking, allergies, gingivitis and garlic breath, I beg to differ.
    I don't care what you have to say about the "importance of eating" no one can convince me that I need to feed myself or my kids. My body, my choice.

  • @ashley-sv4lo
    @ashley-sv4lo 4 роки тому +4570

    Somebody said it’s hard to change a smart person’s mind but impossible to change an idiot’s mind, and I felt that

    • @brandonm1708
      @brandonm1708 4 роки тому +38

      Why does this have to be so true?

    • @prowers2623
      @prowers2623 4 роки тому +150

      It's hard to win an argument with a smart person, but it'sdamn near impossible to win an argument with a stupidperson. - Bill Murray.

    • @konniekon525
      @konniekon525 4 роки тому +5

      I try to avoid them

    • @kaoru2067
      @kaoru2067 4 роки тому +14

      it pains me everyday that my cousin is an idiot like im simply telling him he's doing something wrong and i can't win any argument with him without making him butthurt

    • @realityresearch2974
      @realityresearch2974 4 роки тому +2

      with that logic that would mean these protesters are not idiots because they changed their opinions on the vaccine

  • @ryanford5387
    @ryanford5387 4 роки тому +14181

    'I'm a doctor in natural therapies'
    Moron counter: +200
    Priceless.

    • @Quantum_Magnus
      @Quantum_Magnus 4 роки тому +229

      My chest expelled air at an instance when she said that. Where’s the proof that those work?? 🤣

    • @username9885
      @username9885 4 роки тому +52

      One time I saw an essential oil stand in a movie rental place lmao I think it was for antivaxxers too so I was confused

    • @username9885
      @username9885 4 роки тому +63

      Quantum Magnus it can work for cosmetic stuff I think and the scent can calm you down but it's not going to cure an illness

    • @walster7644
      @walster7644 4 роки тому +22

      I was expecting him to add like a super moron or something there but that was priceless

    • @Quantum_Magnus
      @Quantum_Magnus 4 роки тому +13

      Username Of course. I meant the medicinal uses. Scents do calm the body’s nerves. Especially nicely scented. Flowers and fruit? Not exactly sure. My point being, their help is very minuscule in comparison to vaccines.

  • @Kanders190
    @Kanders190 3 роки тому +6456

    "Why would a doctor be here" is one of the greatest self-owns of our time.

    • @birddrew
      @birddrew 3 роки тому +4

      Because they make money from selling you the treatment rather then the cure

    • @EyehatePersona5
      @EyehatePersona5 3 роки тому

      Andrew Bird dang

    • @SebastiansSebastian-fc4pj
      @SebastiansSebastian-fc4pj 3 роки тому +40

      Oh you lost an arm? Get some jilly juice

    • @pandaaz7462
      @pandaaz7462 3 роки тому +1

      @@SebastiansSebastian-fc4pj LOL

    • @kfchotwings
      @kfchotwings 3 роки тому +56

      @@birddrew this is so stupid to say..yeah duh they make money from selling a treatment. You can’t be ‘cured’ from disease due to MUTATIONS and MEMORY of lymphocytes. Go to fucking school before you speak or die without your vaccine. And to come back on what I said, it’s a fucking BUSINESS a INDUSTRY of course they make money. They have studied and now do there job. Maybe you should stick with your own job rather than throwing biases on things you have got no understanding on.

  • @AndrewMSmith130
    @AndrewMSmith130 2 роки тому +44

    Roads have not been proved to be 100% safe but we still use them!

  • @TheCornDog.
    @TheCornDog. 5 років тому +11343

    "WHY WOULD A DOCTER BE HERE!?"
    *It hurt itself in it's confusion*

  • @minniemin1324
    @minniemin1324 4 роки тому +3406

    un-vaccinated body: *exists*
    preventable diseases: _it's free real estate_

    • @BlueInk404
      @BlueInk404 4 роки тому +2

      Coryn Ledford heh heh

    • @Thelesliemontano
      @Thelesliemontano 4 роки тому +1

      Lmao

    • @snakes7303
      @snakes7303 4 роки тому +2

      Coryn Ledford I have that photo of Yoongi that is your pfp saved as my desktop photo

    • @minniemin1324
      @minniemin1324 4 роки тому +1

      @@snakes7303 awesome! lol

    • @jeek3452
      @jeek3452 4 роки тому +1

      Go on son!!

  • @YouHaveLostTheGame
    @YouHaveLostTheGame 4 роки тому +9257

    "Why would a doctor be here?"
    *You should choose your words more carefully.*

    • @moderater2.048
      @moderater2.048 4 роки тому +206

      Im pretty damn pro vaccine and i honestly understand why they said that. I think they were talking about the fact that vaccines bring in a lot of money for doctors so it would be illogical to protest them.

    • @JS-iu3ce
      @JS-iu3ce 4 роки тому +41

      Edgy Dabs I'm pretty sure that was a bystander

    • @mateusfs
      @mateusfs 4 роки тому +61

      @@moderater2.048 Lmao this lady couldn't think this so fast, she just said it without thinking before

    • @BlaidWhiteYo
      @BlaidWhiteYo 4 роки тому +16

      "Very poor choice of words"

    • @najay6882
      @najay6882 4 роки тому +35

      Sub36 doctors don’t make money over vaccines, now I’m not from Australia or the us, here vaccines are all free and mandated so people don’t have to go out of their way to afford them. So they don’t really bring in money

  • @kryptomaniac6517
    @kryptomaniac6517 3 роки тому +65

    I love when she said "I am a Natural therapist" , the number increased from 4 to 204.

  • @etherealnightcore9792
    @etherealnightcore9792 4 роки тому +5169

    Are you sure the dog isn’t a doctor? He couldve been being humble

    • @rabbioogway1089
      @rabbioogway1089 4 роки тому +28

      I wondered the same thing

    • @pr6897
      @pr6897 4 роки тому +20

      @Krimson heh after reading these jokes im going to yeet and delete my existence

    • @abd_el_madjid
      @abd_el_madjid 4 роки тому +10

      Well he is absolutely smarter

    • @iksigrek2033
      @iksigrek2033 4 роки тому +7

      The dog has more from a doctor than the rest of them.

    • @s228man_5
      @s228man_5 4 роки тому +5

      Everyone was labeled moron except the dog

  • @AacroX
    @AacroX 4 роки тому +6443

    "Why would a doctor be here?"
    *Very poor choice of words.*

    • @chabka34
      @chabka34 4 роки тому +7

      I'd say it was a safe bet just because he is stupid doesn't mean he's dumb

    • @phoenixgamer10gaming18
      @phoenixgamer10gaming18 4 роки тому +47

      Betcha it was a pro-vaxx who shouted that.

    • @pileoftrash7601
      @pileoftrash7601 4 роки тому +20

      Bal10on what are your arguments?

    • @jaydenburrows1067
      @jaydenburrows1067 4 роки тому +79

      Bal10on it's funny that the evidence you're using for your argument is off of Facebook.

    • @phoenixgamer10gaming18
      @phoenixgamer10gaming18 4 роки тому +5

      Bal10on 998/1000*

  • @metal.punk.maniac
    @metal.punk.maniac 5 років тому +19256

    ''Why would doctors be here?''
    ''You're right, of course they wouldn't be here.''
    Murdered by words.

    • @walter3934
      @walter3934 5 років тому +456

      It's suicide by words

    • @whoooshifg5830
      @whoooshifg5830 5 років тому +110

      @@walter3934 i think its kamikazebywords

    • @poryg5350
      @poryg5350 5 років тому +252

      @@whoooshifg5830 No, it's not kamikaze by words. He did not sacrifice himself to execute the roast. This is either murdered by words or suicide by words if we take only the first sentence.

    • @BiBiren
      @BiBiren 5 років тому +8

      Make that a massacre

    • @7Ties
      @7Ties 5 років тому +8

      I was laughing when he said that.They got out done for real.

  • @chungarito7739
    @chungarito7739 2 роки тому +85

    This aged like fine wine
    All these Facebook scientists still unvaccinated

    • @AP-ex6qz
      @AP-ex6qz 2 роки тому +2

      Hospitals are overflowing with unvaccinated COVID patients. So fed up of these idiots

    • @lutriss
      @lutriss 2 роки тому +2

      @Coffee-drinking Zubat tell that to the old people dying after getting covid for the first time

    • @dennisthompson7857
      @dennisthompson7857 Рік тому

      @@lutriss Question. Did you know Viruses seriously are not alive. Science can show you what viruses are please look up Exozon please.Dennis-Michael

  • @fantasticalfox
    @fantasticalfox 4 роки тому +23968

    This is like finding a needle in a haystack except there was never a needle because they're not vaccinating

  • @Duskets
    @Duskets 4 роки тому +21678

    My favorite detail is that the “moron” counter didn’t increase when he asked the dog.

    • @bigzerofps
      @bigzerofps 4 роки тому +2553

      The dog was probably the second smartest there

    • @tedkazcynkski4328
      @tedkazcynkski4328 4 роки тому +57

      Dr. Shiva Ayyadurai has multiple doctorates and he tells the truth about vaccines

    • @kellysand7094
      @kellysand7094 4 роки тому +358

      Good but unfortunate boy: 1

    • @ghost_cities
      @ghost_cities 4 роки тому +127

      Ted Kazcynkski doctorates in medicine? or in essential oil science? There’s a doctorate for everything. My father, for example, has at least 3 and they’re in medicine (public health, pediatrics, etc). If they’re in medicine, then he needs his license revoked. There’s not truth surrounding anti vaxxers.

    • @tedkazcynkski4328
      @tedkazcynkski4328 4 роки тому +8

      @@ghost_cities you could Google it easily and find out. He went to MIT and has more doctorates than your father.

  • @n4b1d
    @n4b1d 5 років тому +5149

    notice how none of the children in this rally look like they're above the age of 6.

    • @hammydammy123
      @hammydammy123 5 років тому +311

      Lmao none of them survived

    • @softonsoftie4581
      @softonsoftie4581 5 років тому +110

      I'm suprised no one died there and then

    • @endocrinewho3237
      @endocrinewho3237 5 років тому +77

      @@softonsoftie4581 diseases are symbiotically evolving to kill anti vaxxers discretely, the more credible they are, the more hosts they get ;)

    • @astrowind2873
      @astrowind2873 5 років тому +12

      Sunkissed Showers LPS it’s either that or they reached the age to vaccinate themselves

    • @juniperrodley9843
      @juniperrodley9843 5 років тому +8

      And all the adults talk like they aren't either

  • @lexecutive
    @lexecutive 3 роки тому +210

    “When you give up liberty for security, what you end up with is tyranny.”
    I guess he’s never went on an airplane before 😔

    • @robbieb1254
      @robbieb1254 3 роки тому +40

      I guess he's never worn a seatbelt before 😣

    • @QuirkyShiny
      @QuirkyShiny 3 роки тому +24

      He doesn't wear a condo --- oh wait, that analogy doesn't work with virgins.

    • @davidwebb2318
      @davidwebb2318 3 роки тому +23

      These are the kind of people who moan about government regulation then complain there was no regulation when they get scammed.

    • @mrsmith1097
      @mrsmith1097 3 роки тому +1

      @@robbieb1254 How is wearing a seatbelt giving up liberty?

    • @cheese5728
      @cheese5728 3 роки тому +3

      Being forced to is

  • @weirdfantasy00
    @weirdfantasy00 5 років тому +11355

    2:06 Imagine someone's having a heart attack and you get that response.

    • @hammydammy123
      @hammydammy123 5 років тому +358

      Weird Fantasy LMAO that’s dank

    • @misheru-senpai1038
      @misheru-senpai1038 5 років тому +191

      Dark humor! Bless you!

    • @Not_Ciel
      @Not_Ciel 5 років тому +700

      @@misheru-senpai1038 Not even dark humor, just realistic possibility

    • @corvividart4745
      @corvividart4745 5 років тому +87

      Oh my God this is the best comment I've seen this month

    • @finfin1630
      @finfin1630 5 років тому +53

      Ladies and gentlemen, Australia.

  • @snorredegn1230
    @snorredegn1230 4 роки тому +1232

    It’s like saying apples tastes bad but never tried it wtf

    • @metalgearzwei
      @metalgearzwei 4 роки тому +4

      Snorre Degn apples suck tho

    • @orcas101
      @orcas101 4 роки тому +57

      Pepsi Man yo wym apples are lit bruh

    • @corazonfeathers8116
      @corazonfeathers8116 4 роки тому +33

      @@metalgearzwei You must be a doctor

    • @metalgearzwei
      @metalgearzwei 4 роки тому +4

      Orcas 101 apples are bad but pears are good

    • @metalgearzwei
      @metalgearzwei 4 роки тому +2

      CorazonFeathers that explains why i wasn’t at the protests

  • @itsalexbruh95
    @itsalexbruh95 4 роки тому +4373

    "Was that research part of a 6 year doctorate degree or more just Google?"
    Savage.

    • @juliansfish617
      @juliansfish617 4 роки тому +20

      ua-cam.com/video/6ov9ZsnuYI0/v-deo.html

    • @games_on_phone89
      @games_on_phone89 4 роки тому

      that shit was like an atomic bomb

    • @KingBobaFett
      @KingBobaFett 4 роки тому

      Fight me in the comment section but I do believe some of this to be true. no I do not call myself a anti-vaccine... person because many vaccines are good. However some do hold ingredients that could harm people in minor ways. (side-effects) Many do not have this but some do have minor effects (and even some have major). Although there is evidence that they cause side effects, everyone hates on anything people try to say that may go slightly against vaccines. but like I said, I am not an anti vaccine person (idk how to say that. anti-vacciner?) because I do believe many vaccines help. Some are pushed tho bc doctors want money now adays and want people to take vaccines that are unnecessary. But vaccines are still needed sometimes like during this whole pandemic. So yeah. I have mixed opinions about vaccines. I don't hate them I don't love them. They should NOT become mandatory by law bc people should be able to chose to get a vaccine or not.

    • @genericname8727
      @genericname8727 4 роки тому +5

      @@KingBobaFett copy and pasting my reply since you copy and pasted yours.
      Most side effects to vaccines are mild, like a small rash or bump. Very rarely people can have serious reactions to vaccines. Your chances of a serious reaction are significantly smaller than the risk you put yourself at by not vaccinating. So much smaller it’s not even a comparison. People just focus more on the potential risks of vaccines because it feels like that’s an action and a direct choice whereas not getting vaccines feels like inaction and like the consequences aren’t chosen, so whatever happens to you as a result of not vaccinating feels more inevitable and out of your control. In reality, for most people, choosing not to vaccinate is a choice. It’s an action you are making that comes with serious health risks to you and those around you. Not vaccinating and as a result developing a condition that might kill or otherwise harm you is no less your choice than vaccinating and, despite the rarity of this, developing a reaction that could kill or otherwise significantly harm you. Whooping cough can scar the lungs and heart of even adults who contract it quite easily. Measles can cause fevers that leave people significantly brain damaged. And of course, both those conditions can also kill. You’re far better off taking the the risks of the vaccine, which is so small it’s barely a risk at all. The risks are studied well before they’re offered to the public, and they would not offer you a vaccine that posed anywhere near a greater risk to you than the diseases it’s protecting you from.
      I went to school with someone who’d had a limb amputated and gone deaf as a result of chicken pox complications. He was a child when he got the chicken pox. Just googled him because he’s a Paralympian and apparently it happened when he was 6. This is a condition often viewed as relatively harmless in children, yet in some it can cause significant damage to the body or even kill. Diseases may pose risks to you that you’ve not even considered. I guarantee the risks of vaccines don’t compare.
      I will say though there are a few people who have experience with significant bad reactions to vaccines. Their doctors may decide that them having these reactions to one vaccines increases the likelihood of future negative reactions, so that person’s doctor may recommend they do not have further vaccines if the risks of vaccines are a greater concern for that individual. This does not apply to the vast majority of us, but it does to some. Those people often rely on the herd immunity from those around them being vaccinated to protect them from these illnesses.
      Stay safe and, unless advised against it by a medical professional familiar with you and your health, please ensure you are vaccinated.

    • @topdog9943
      @topdog9943 4 роки тому

      @@juliansfish617 bruh funny af

  • @BastardLoser
    @BastardLoser 3 роки тому +26

    Clicked, immediately heard a fellow Aussie accent and became happy.

  • @Shadoboy
    @Shadoboy 4 роки тому +20557

    I'm convinced that the smartest one in that rally was the dog.

    • @username9885
      @username9885 4 роки тому +674

      I feel bad for the dog because it's unvaccinated 😔 when I get a dog I'm making sure it gets vaccinated

    • @sarahsturm5320
      @sarahsturm5320 4 роки тому +287

      It's like the antivaxxer wants her pooch to get rabies :(

    • @alexk628
      @alexk628 4 роки тому +52

      @@sarahsturm5320 or parvo

    • @rapower9622
      @rapower9622 4 роки тому +84

      That's true a dog with more logical thinking than a dead brain human

    • @qwettisadumbass1475
      @qwettisadumbass1475 4 роки тому +126

      that dog has a higher IQ than everyone at that rally combined

  • @manibaghri5979
    @manibaghri5979 5 років тому +1097

    I didn't realise 2 minutes of someone asking people about whether they had an education could be so funny.

  • @_thefreak_8198
    @_thefreak_8198 4 роки тому +15250

    He didn’t add a moron for the dog, respect.

    • @presidentheodoreroosevelt
      @presidentheodoreroosevelt 4 роки тому +1026

      it was a dog-tor

    • @ojie285
      @ojie285 4 роки тому +100

      @@presidentheodoreroosevelt ........ Should I be laughing or angry?

    • @presidentheodoreroosevelt
      @presidentheodoreroosevelt 4 роки тому +119

      @@ojie285 angry. i myself am filled with an ever-burning rage.

    • @presidentheodoreroosevelt
      @presidentheodoreroosevelt 4 роки тому +67

      @Adams Grey tank top pleasure doing business with you

    • @nyancat5359
      @nyancat5359 4 роки тому +57

      im going feel bad for that dog its gonna die soon with that woman

  • @skeety2480
    @skeety2480 2 роки тому +21

    That dog was the most intelligent person at the rally.

    • @EDG543
      @EDG543 2 роки тому

      I don't think a dog is a person...

    • @katy9928
      @katy9928 3 місяці тому

      @@EDG543 still more smart than everyone there

    • @EDG543
      @EDG543 3 місяці тому

      @@katy9928 about two years late, but ok 👍

  • @chrystalite1895
    @chrystalite1895 5 років тому +7431

    All he's shouting is, "IS ANYONE HERE A DOCTOR" and some people just cuss at him. Like, what if he had a medical emergency?

    • @anisa6658
      @anisa6658 5 років тому +1097

      You really think that anti-vaxx people use logic? They don’t even have a little bit of that.

    • @DiscoSamurai_
      @DiscoSamurai_ 5 років тому +42

      Liam Buchan latom🙏😂

    • @evan_luigi
      @evan_luigi 5 років тому +195

      They're anti vaxxers, no way they can help you in an emergency, especially a medical one lol.

    • @link-kun5974
      @link-kun5974 5 років тому +135

      Doctor!? Hospitals?! So many people died at hospital, why sent injured people there? They're killers

    • @Kath2378
      @Kath2378 5 років тому +77

      He should have shouted for essential oils then, as we all know they can solve all medical problems. I bet they would've been happy to provide.
      (And because it's sometimes hard to know who's actually stupid and who's just sarcastic in UA-cam comments, no I'm not anti-vax or believe essential oils solve everything)

  • @vasher1400
    @vasher1400 4 роки тому +24840

    “why would a doctor be here?!”
    *it* *hurt* *itself* *in* *its* *confusion*

    • @lovaloz
      @lovaloz 4 роки тому +94

      lmfao

    • @overlordofmc7494
      @overlordofmc7494 4 роки тому +544

      IKR they said medical professionals agree with them so why weren’t there any in the rally?

    • @Stargazer_Pie
      @Stargazer_Pie 4 роки тому +110

      Australasian Squad they died of measles

    • @Xman34washere
      @Xman34washere 4 роки тому +2

      Liek..

    • @swordhunter12
      @swordhunter12 4 роки тому +85

      @@overlordofmc7494 They think they ARE the medical professionals.

  • @jmz910
    @jmz910 5 років тому +19301

    The dog was actually a doctor

  • @superskills1017
    @superskills1017 2 роки тому +20

    "Why would a doctor be here"
    **Confusion Noises**
    *Mission Failed Successfully*

  • @sewmicah
    @sewmicah 4 роки тому +3495

    Omg when he calls out “is anyone here a doctor!?” And people just curse back at him? What if he was asking because someone needed medical attention!?!😂

    • @crossifix2143
      @crossifix2143 4 роки тому +114

      It's because he's vaccinated, so he deserves it, is what I'm assuming they'll say if that was the situation

    • @CA--VuNgocLinh
      @CA--VuNgocLinh 4 роки тому +39

      its bc ppl already know hes going around finding a doctor but not in an urgent manner

    • @sewmicah
      @sewmicah 4 роки тому +17

      linkrinne haha, I know, I was just thinking what about people who didn’t know? I’m sure there was someone who just got there and didn’t know about him yet. One of those things that just makes me wonder.😅

    • @unshoweredhotgirl
      @unshoweredhotgirl 4 роки тому +31

      maybe they are those people who believe doctors, scientists and pharmacists create diseases on purpose to get rich so they want nothing to do with them lol

    • @bleachisgood1288
      @bleachisgood1288 4 роки тому +5

      Holy shit ur right

  • @selectivepontification8766
    @selectivepontification8766 5 років тому +1895

    Walks into an anti-vaxxer rally
    *"There seems to be no sign of intelligent life anywhere."*

    • @meg7664
      @meg7664 5 років тому +2

      Lol

    • @jeremias5784
      @jeremias5784 5 років тому +16

      When aliens come to earth and the first that they see is a bunch of anti vaxxer

    • @NakulGanapathy
      @NakulGanapathy 5 років тому +7

      There seems to be no sign of -intelligent- life here

    • @ultr42
      @ultr42 5 років тому +1

      sneezes

    • @andpeg
      @andpeg Рік тому

      I’d that a Starkid reference I see 😅?

  • @grimm7839
    @grimm7839 4 роки тому +7810

    “Are you a doctor or a medical professional ” “no I’m not a doctor .... well yes In natural therapy’s “ PLUS TWO HUNDRED MORONS

    • @E1zzzZ
      @E1zzzZ 4 роки тому +24

      😂😂

    • @blackmonjet4043
      @blackmonjet4043 4 роки тому +7

      made the likes 666. :)

    • @missnekodes
      @missnekodes 4 роки тому +50

      Wtf is a natural therapy? I know nature therapy but natural therapy?

    • @dizzypear
      @dizzypear 4 роки тому +24

      @@missnekodes It's a made up form of "medicine"

    • @ineedanewname4844
      @ineedanewname4844 4 роки тому +11

      David Loscialpo Good thing Mercury isn’t in vaccines anymore

  • @nobodyishere
    @nobodyishere 2 роки тому +24

    I come back to this video just to remind myself that I'm not a total disappointment to humanity.

  • @user-gq9gm2en4g
    @user-gq9gm2en4g 4 роки тому +18138

    "Why would a doctor be here?"
    She pulled an uno reverse card on herself

    • @kingchicken8232
      @kingchicken8232 4 роки тому +1474

      "It hurt itself in its confusion"

    • @nazwiskoimie
      @nazwiskoimie 4 роки тому +329

      Yeah like wtf did she meant by that

    • @cyrus2395
      @cyrus2395 4 роки тому +633

      I'm convinced she wasn't an anti-vaxxer, just making fun of the whole thing

    • @computer_dude
      @computer_dude 4 роки тому +115

      She gave the guy a uno reverse card, or she is a brainlet who didn't understand what he meant.

    • @markynoh9323
      @markynoh9323 4 роки тому +69

      It wasn't an anti-vaxxer

  • @taesbetch7675
    @taesbetch7675 5 років тому +4597

    "I'm into natural therapy"
    + 200 for morons
    *i spat my drink out*

    • @user-ms7xg1ic9o
      @user-ms7xg1ic9o 5 років тому +119

      Inject essential oils directly into ur child's bloodstream to prevent polio

    • @user-ms7xg1ic9o
      @user-ms7xg1ic9o 5 років тому +19

      @@jbird4478 yeah, it just shouldnt be used as a sub for vaccines

    • @andyhens3387
      @andyhens3387 5 років тому +10

      Yeah I'm pretty sure she meant healing crystals and stuff, not penecillin :D

    • @laurencreates359
      @laurencreates359 5 років тому

      Ahahahahahahah

    • @eselectrician
      @eselectrician 5 років тому +8

      @Yellow Penguin I'm allergic to molds and mildew. Penicillin literally will kill me. Everything natural is not implicitly good for people, just like PCP and LSD are drugs are not good for people. People shouldn't be so short sighted that Polio and Measles make a full blown comeback like it's the 1800s.

  • @ggamer5222
    @ggamer5222 4 роки тому +6921

    “Is that part of like a 6 year doctorate’s degree, or just Google?”
    Programmers: *Look away*

    • @locke9466
      @locke9466 4 роки тому +58

      That person got roasted lmfao

    • @petarau9514
      @petarau9514 4 роки тому +188

      searching stackoverflow counts as a 6 yr degree

    • @jackmcdonald8355
      @jackmcdonald8355 4 роки тому +9

      @@petarau9514 honestly it should tho 😂

    • @zorbyte8493
      @zorbyte8493 4 роки тому +18

      stackOverflow === mySkillset
      > true

    • @Elliephant_
      @Elliephant_ 4 роки тому +4

      Petar Au stackoverflow is honestly a blessing

  • @yoosefshoar1031
    @yoosefshoar1031 2 роки тому +59

    If I had a seizure near an anti vax rally and someone ran up to me like "don't worry I'm a doctor" I would run away while having said seizure

    • @vyanhegde5736
      @vyanhegde5736 2 роки тому +1

      Lmao Fr 😂

    • @theclone4800
      @theclone4800 2 роки тому

      But they don’t.... vaccines literally cannot cause seizures.

    • @yoosefshoar1031
      @yoosefshoar1031 2 роки тому +2

      @AliSand I’ve vaccinated both my kids and no doctor has ever said anything about seizures. Find a new hobby mate. Trolling on the internet ain’t it and neither is beating up your half dead kids cause they asked you if they could get vaccinated.

    • @skeety2480
      @skeety2480 2 роки тому +2

      @AliSand Wow, not a single damn thing you said was even remotely correct! Impressive how stupid people like you are.

  • @jacksoncooksey6594
    @jacksoncooksey6594 5 років тому +4855

    0:55 “you a doctor or medical professional?”
    “Nope. I’m in to natural therapies”
    Moron counter: stonks

    • @ahumanbeing2992
      @ahumanbeing2992 5 років тому +11

      Stonks died ages ago.

    • @placeholder29
      @placeholder29 5 років тому +8

      @@ahumanbeing2992 :(

    • @yask1217
      @yask1217 5 років тому

      @@Jan7kowa11 max nut

    • @Seth-cn3xy
      @Seth-cn3xy 5 років тому

      It changes from 4 to 204

    • @yask1217
      @yask1217 5 років тому

      @@Jan7kowa11 _e x p a n d d o n g_

  • @happyaccident8833
    @happyaccident8833 4 роки тому +5350

    1:20 "Why would a doctor be here"
    Look, it hurt itself in confusion

    • @megaraph5551
      @megaraph5551 4 роки тому +24

      🤣🤣

    • @daltonlovescake2227
      @daltonlovescake2227 4 роки тому +187

      It’s a public area, that was probably just someone who had to walk through the sea of morons to get to their destination.

    • @averyk7
      @averyk7 4 роки тому +77

      Dalton Loves Cake! God that would be absolute torture. A nightmare. Trying to casually get somewhere and you get trampled on by hundreds of idiots holding up vaccine protesting signs.

    • @jambo6817
      @jambo6817 4 роки тому +16

      Ooo self burn those ones are rare

    • @renzu1086
      @renzu1086 4 роки тому +4

      Self roast, thats rare

  • @clappedham7003
    @clappedham7003 4 роки тому +2549

    Gonna go out on a limb here and say the dog was the most educated one there.

    • @godspanda
      @godspanda 4 роки тому +79

      Tyler Dowdy I feel bad because it has a shitty owner

    • @duxghost3985
      @duxghost3985 4 роки тому +31

      Poor thing, probably going to get stomach worms or rabies

    • @tosinb919
      @tosinb919 4 роки тому +20

      The dog was smart trying to escape from the owner ahaha

    • @h0peyd0pey50
      @h0peyd0pey50 4 роки тому +6

      That’s obvious

    • @Trikip_
      @Trikip_ 4 роки тому +14

      It’s like people giving dogs vegan dog food. Dogs are carnivores by nature. They eat meat you can’t change that it’s their diet. In the wild, dogs get lots of diseases like mange and other things, if your not giving your dog vaccines it might get that or maybe it will get rabies and spread it to you and your children. It should be common knowledge.

  • @Gamez4eveR
    @Gamez4eveR Рік тому +21

    Antivax is a luxury for people who tend to ignore the fact that the only thing that allows them to exist is the fact that most people are not antivaxxers

    • @althepsyphros3314
      @althepsyphros3314 11 місяців тому

      Um, the opposite is true, modern medicine gives people the privilege to take the attitude that they can get away with not working on making themselves healthy so they don't get as sick from benign colds and viruses.
      Modern medicine has made people lazy. People who don't subscribe to the conventional medical system are usually taking their health into their own hands more than those who follow the medical system lockstep.
      ''There's a pill for that'' is the attitude of the west.
      the problem is, medicine is a business, and a government system, not just a science, it has to work to make money, be practical and logistical, and so it sometimes has to sacrifice science and optimal routes to go with the more profitable, sustainable, or easy route, the route that gets people through the conveyor belt fasted, the route that cuts as many corners as possible.
      Being healthy isn't hard, that's why the system want's to keep people sick with terrible food, terrible environment and lifestyle, and it's why they try to make health complicated and try to make a new drug every time they can for a new made up disease. There wouldn't be much work for medical professionals if people were actually doing the right things.
      they have to justify their existence.

    • @Drouzy288
      @Drouzy288 5 місяців тому

      What about people like me who can be killed my vaccines? I had one and had a seizure in a few hourse

    • @Gamez4eveR
      @Gamez4eveR 5 місяців тому

      @@Drouzy288 congratulations, you have a real medical reason to avoid a vaccine! That is no grounds to be anti vaccine, though
      Antivax is when you don't have a single medical reason to avoid a vaccine, and you still avoid it, and you advocate against vaccination

    • @testacals
      @testacals 4 місяці тому

      @@Drouzy288 The heard immunity thing applies to you as well. Be glad that most people are vaccinated because if they weren't, there is a high chance you would get the disease and die.

    • @leechion2933
      @leechion2933 3 місяці тому

      @@Gamez4eveR yeah theres a difference between anti vax and trying to push a vaccine more then half of the world's population didnt want. I got all my shots except covid.

  • @urielacosta2329
    @urielacosta2329 5 років тому +1840

    To dog:"Are you a doctor?"
    Moron count: Still the same
    Wholesum

    • @yofacex1310
      @yofacex1310 5 років тому +51

      Uriel Acosta it should have been doctor: 1

    • @blackcrowe9414
      @blackcrowe9414 5 років тому +48

      Should have added a good boi count

    • @joakimkaseva
      @joakimkaseva 5 років тому +3

      Obviously the dog was a doctor

    • @azalakhir918
      @azalakhir918 5 років тому +18

      @@joakimkaseva You mean a dogtor?

    • @tonymiester3437
      @tonymiester3437 5 років тому

      That dog went to medical school for 8 years

  • @kadesitton5762
    @kadesitton5762 4 роки тому +1070

    “I’m Lewis, back to you Lewis.”
    “Thanks Lewis.”
    This is how it feels to do all the work on a group project.

    • @norin9940
      @norin9940 4 роки тому +7

      And it's even better when you're one of the stupidest kids in the class but you still get full marks.

    • @jonb8899
      @jonb8899 4 роки тому +1

      You’re damn right.

    • @Kronos0999
      @Kronos0999 4 роки тому

      That's because you're a bitch who gets bullied into doing all the work while everyone around you gets laid.

    • @zarrstroglutt2346
      @zarrstroglutt2346 4 роки тому +1

      Kronos Projecting much?

    • @Kronos0999
      @Kronos0999 4 роки тому

      @@zarrstroglutt2346 You're assuming I work on any "group" projects.

  • @reggiewright3702
    @reggiewright3702 5 років тому +12274

    There were no doctors, but there was one very good boy

    • @PixelBytesPixelArtist
      @PixelBytesPixelArtist 5 років тому +493

      The poor boy ain't good enough for the not good boy diseases

    • @ChicaChickenXD
      @ChicaChickenXD 5 років тому +338

      Pixel Bytes he’s a very good boy, he can’t get vaccinated on his own :(

    • @amandab6745
      @amandab6745 5 років тому +332

      poor good boy is suffering from animal abuse

    • @stickonaneraser2796
      @stickonaneraser2796 5 років тому +31

      What Poor boy?you mean the dead body in the grave?

    • @AliceIsSleepy
      @AliceIsSleepy 5 років тому +51

      stick on an eraser No, the good boy wagging his tail.

  • @QuirkyShiny
    @QuirkyShiny 3 роки тому +16

    "Why would a doctor be here?"
    Self-burn, those are rare.

  • @darko-man8549
    @darko-man8549 5 років тому +16326

    [Asks Dog} "Are you a doctor?"
    "woof"
    "most intelligent thing here"

    • @zseductivepotato9347
      @zseductivepotato9347 5 років тому +431

      Dark O-man Or the woof was a cry for help because it’s owner has the IQ of a table.

    • @sillyfruitcup
      @sillyfruitcup 5 років тому +39

      fax

    • @YourDadsUnclesFriend
      @YourDadsUnclesFriend 5 років тому +75

      Cupcake, Fister Of Yordles A table would have a higher IQ than anyone who supports Anti-Vaccinations.

    • @TheFluxChampion
      @TheFluxChampion 4 роки тому +29

      @@YourDadsUnclesFriend Yes. Because table never talks over you, and laughs eith you.

    • @Ifshsuddkis
      @Ifshsuddkis 4 роки тому +5

      Well it is

  • @milesnook5590
    @milesnook5590 4 роки тому +1769

    "no evidence vaccines work"
    polio: im bout to end this mans whole career

    • @phoenixgamer10gaming18
      @phoenixgamer10gaming18 4 роки тому +51

      Most anti-vaxxers are vaccinated. They’re healthy, -smart- , alive and not sick.

    • @s550danny
      @s550danny 4 роки тому +2

      PhoenixGamer10 | Gaming I wouldn’t t say “smart”

    • @CodeineAbdulJabbar
      @CodeineAbdulJabbar 4 роки тому +9

      Polio was almost completely eradicated before the polio vaccine was released to the public

    • @immortalgauron2955
      @immortalgauron2955 4 роки тому +14

      @@CodeineAbdulJabbar The polio vaccine prevented polio from being spreading again

    • @benjirabbe1205
      @benjirabbe1205 4 роки тому +1

      @@immortalgauron2955 - Theres been 5 outbreaks from polio vaccines since the end of July but ok

  • @justhylwaa1558
    @justhylwaa1558 4 роки тому +4999

    Closest thing to a doctor in that rally was the dog.

  • @VLCBK
    @VLCBK 3 роки тому +15

    "Why would a doctor be here?" -- Dammn, she played herself

  • @wildwolf1045
    @wildwolf1045 5 років тому +3149

    "there's no evidence of them ever being effective"
    *Smallpox*

    • @toxicmute6379
      @toxicmute6379 5 років тому +125

      *Influenza*

    • @calculovo4219
      @calculovo4219 5 років тому +116

      *Child Paralysis*

    • @gyz9599
      @gyz9599 5 років тому +123

      *polio*

    • @someone-er1on
      @someone-er1on 5 років тому +29

      *Mumps*

    • @DHTGK
      @DHTGK 5 років тому +46

      *literal death of their child from a vaccine preventable disease*

  • @kayngames764
    @kayngames764 5 років тому +2485

    "Why would a Doctor be here?"
    Maybe because it is an Anti-Vax Rally. All he has to do is sneeze and he has like 40+ new patients. It's a great business idea.

    • @rockysandman5489
      @rockysandman5489 5 років тому +61

      Genius.

    • @turquoisegreene9625
      @turquoisegreene9625 5 років тому +178

      you wish... these fuckers are mostly vaccinated it's their children that will have to suffer the consequences of their parent's stupidity

    • @sepehrsohrabi95
      @sepehrsohrabi95 5 років тому +13

      "Big Brain"

    • @cheeto-_-
      @cheeto-_- 5 років тому +41

      @@turquoisegreene9625 but they will most likely carry the bacteria to their children and they will get sick. BIG BRAIN!!!

    • @fionamachado774
      @fionamachado774 5 років тому +2

      LMFAOA

  • @tadejsivic534
    @tadejsivic534 3 роки тому +13925

    "Why would a doctor be here!" is a great moment in anti-vaxx history, the self burn.

    • @ehwassupdoc7901
      @ehwassupdoc7901 3 роки тому +86

      He should’ve said true doctors are too smart to do this

    • @eannaduffy6108
      @eannaduffy6108 3 роки тому +98

      @@justsomeplantcells- natural selection at its finest

    • @rAZRfy
      @rAZRfy 3 роки тому +5

      you got the covid vaccine?

    • @benroddick9763
      @benroddick9763 3 роки тому +49

      Self burn, ooo those are rare

    • @watsername
      @watsername 3 роки тому +7

      @@rAZRfy I have. No worries 👍

  • @vincentseng16147
    @vincentseng16147 3 роки тому +8

    This is honestly hilarious and I’m glad someone actually went out to prove that no one really knows what’s going on

    • @hellothere5154
      @hellothere5154 2 роки тому +1

      People with common sense knows exactly what’s going on. If they’re pushing and mandating vaccines that are in experimental phase, which obviously don’t fully work, you can still get the virus and transmit it, then every single person have right to refuse it.

  • @saladshla
    @saladshla 4 роки тому +12720

    "is that like a 6 year doctorate degree or more Google?" DEAD

    • @BlueInk404
      @BlueInk404 4 роки тому +68

      Theololol like anti-vax kids

    • @maggiemagz5519
      @maggiemagz5519 4 роки тому +77

      "I'm so healthy" said no anti vax child ever

    • @kronksstronkstonks6360
      @kronksstronkstonks6360 4 роки тому +56

      "I'm a doctor" said no truthful antivaxxer ever.
      "I'm pro-anti-vax" said no legitimate healthcare professional ever.

    • @maggiemagz5519
      @maggiemagz5519 4 роки тому +2

      @@kronksstronkstonks6360 you phrased that better than I did

    • @lmaomeme2810
      @lmaomeme2810 4 роки тому

      Lmao

  • @emanueleragno5616
    @emanueleragno5616 5 років тому +4118

    Plot twist: the guy that said "why would doctors be here?" is a provaxx roasting antivaxx

    • @DogeSargeant
      @DogeSargeant 5 років тому +314

      If it was an antivaxxer they just played an uno reverse card upon themself.....

    • @mackenziewylie3570
      @mackenziewylie3570 5 років тому +39

      F.B.I Agent could you investigate it for us pls

    • @crapcantbeholy1389
      @crapcantbeholy1389 5 років тому +9

      Thomas Evans
      Good idea

    • @user-jw8yh6yq1p
      @user-jw8yh6yq1p 5 років тому +4

      @@DogeSargeant Do you kno my search history?

    • @QuetschKuh
      @QuetschKuh 5 років тому +3

      The plot twist would be if he wasn't

  • @mlluigi777
    @mlluigi777 4 роки тому +13844

    “Why would there be a doctor here”
    SELFdestruction 100

    • @miselhere3375
      @miselhere3375 4 роки тому +38

      Porque todos erram o meu nome :(

    • @mlluigi777
      @mlluigi777 4 роки тому +45

      @@miselhere3375 mama mia 😔

    • @miselhere3375
      @miselhere3375 4 роки тому +36

      @@mlluigi777 indeed

    • @orang9407
      @orang9407 4 роки тому +2

      MARIO VERDE yes

    • @theknickfan881
      @theknickfan881 4 роки тому +34

      No, they say that cause a doctor would want people to come get a vaccine so they could make money, that’s why they wouldn’t be against it. I’m definitely pro-vaccine but that’s not what the guy was saying

  • @ondrejkonopka8257
    @ondrejkonopka8257 2 роки тому +15

    This aged well

  • @juandalg4907
    @juandalg4907 5 років тому +7864

    1:36
    “Are you here to protest anti-vax, or are you from the matrix”
    Lol

    • @johnny2143
      @johnny2143 5 років тому +353

      The best part is that he didn’t even respond to that question.
      Witch seems suspicious... 🤔

    • @juandalg4907
      @juandalg4907 5 років тому +17

      Johnny 9000 true 😂

    • @Tyr_Gas
      @Tyr_Gas 5 років тому +180

      “Absolutely, Thank you very much NEO.”

    • @milesworld426
      @milesworld426 5 років тому +40

      He's definitely from the matrix

    • @QuackZack
      @QuackZack 5 років тому +114

      @@johnny2143
      "You've taken the red pill, I assume"
      **nervous chuckling**

  • @juampy0692
    @juampy0692 4 роки тому +15238

    Plot twist : The dog is an actual doctor that is against anti-vaccine people but he is not able to talk.

    • @elijaaaah
      @elijaaaah 4 роки тому +326

      He did look really uncomfortable

    • @arandompicture1372
      @arandompicture1372 4 роки тому +196

      He like “oh no they found me!”

    • @ameenhasso8614
      @ameenhasso8614 4 роки тому +143

      Prolly smarter than all the people there tbh

    • @akselisaksen8828
      @akselisaksen8828 4 роки тому +23

      I’m beginning to see a pattern that I’m not sure I like

    • @ubehaze6431
      @ubehaze6431 4 роки тому +33

      FREE THE DOG!!!!

  • @boebuck5711
    @boebuck5711 5 років тому +3642

    Notice how there isn't a single child in the rally or at least one over the age of 3

    • @hawkdownchase5825
      @hawkdownchase5825 5 років тому +161

      I want to like this comment but I can't because there's 3 likes.

    • @otapop4609
      @otapop4609 5 років тому +77

      @@hawkdownchase5825 it's all clear there is over 3 likes

    • @mackerzz7147
      @mackerzz7147 5 років тому +130

      2:03 that little boy or girl having the midlife crisis without vaccines

    • @hawkdownchase5825
      @hawkdownchase5825 5 років тому +6

      @@otapop4609 Thanks.

    • @endlessmobile6425
      @endlessmobile6425 5 років тому +1

      😂😂😂

  • @annberrios9759
    @annberrios9759 3 роки тому +2

    Doctors MDs study in school They take and excel in pre-med courses biology, Chemistry, Physics, calculus, biochem, organic chem. They take MCATs, they incur huge debt in med school and they treat us when we need it most. I have great respect for their profession.

  • @jackychen6261
    @jackychen6261 3 роки тому +7066

    That “why would a doctor be here?” Reminded me of the “we have supporters all around the globe” from the flat earthers

    • @ebc6970
      @ebc6970 3 роки тому +164

      @How Doyoudothat Eat that bullshit up and fuck off. No one wants to hear it. You have 200+ comment on this channel in an attempt to what? Spread your stupidity and blindness? Just goes to show how insecure anti-vaxxers are. Vaccines exists so we won't become a virus to humanity like you.

    • @sorajimashirou3802
      @sorajimashirou3802 3 роки тому +14

      @How Doyoudothat bruh

    • @killuminati91112
      @killuminati91112 3 роки тому +34

      @How Doyoudothat bullshit

    • @undead_6662
      @undead_6662 3 роки тому +33

      @How Doyoudothat Kay ig that's enough trolling man/woman.....Go to a doctor now

    • @Missingno_Miner
      @Missingno_Miner 3 роки тому +25

      @How Doyoudothat No, you just poison your mind with paranoid nonsense.

  • @nettclone
    @nettclone 4 роки тому +3929

    “Jeff are you here to protest anti vax or are you from the matrix”
    God damn

  • @saadmuhammed8507
    @saadmuhammed8507 5 років тому +2218

    But everybody knows Australia isn't real so all of this is clearly fake

    • @XXMetro
      @XXMetro 5 років тому +52

      DuDe AuStRaLiA iS rEaL

    • @chairuptop
      @chairuptop 5 років тому +68

      @@chrs.7845 wOw My GoD ThIs Is A WoOoSh lOl duMbO

    • @XXMetro
      @XXMetro 5 років тому +48

      AaAaAh, Ya GoT mE

    • @BrettAKoehn
      @BrettAKoehn 5 років тому

      Matus r/wooosh dummy

    • @magmadude_
      @magmadude_ 5 років тому +57

      Burger Turtle is this the legendary double r/woooosh the tales state of?

  • @rubysargeant7491
    @rubysargeant7491 Рік тому +17

    Person: *has heart attack during protests*
    Their mate, desperately: “is there a doctor here?!?”
    Everyone: “FUCK OFF!”

  • @webzter2661
    @webzter2661 4 роки тому +7193

    "The ability to speak doesn't make you intelligent."
    - Qui-Gon Jinn

  • @pforzheim4837
    @pforzheim4837 5 років тому +1049

    "Why would a doctor be here"
    They didn't know it, but they just roasted the shit out of their own god damn cause

    • @bluehornet197
      @bluehornet197 5 років тому +12

      I was WAITING to find this comment

    • @KaioenGaming
      @KaioenGaming 5 років тому +29

      Maybe it was just a normal pedestrian, unrelated to the whole thing

    • @arjun._.bbC6
      @arjun._.bbC6 5 років тому

      Well they are morons. What did you expect?

  • @brokkelynxx580
    @brokkelynxx580 4 роки тому +2832

    "wHy wOuLd tHeRe Be a dOcToR hErE??"
    Umm I dunno, to back up your SCIENTIFIC "research" protest

    • @thepaganmystic
      @thepaganmystic 4 роки тому +1

      Why would there be someone in opposition to a protest supporting said protest? That's like there being a BLM supporter at a KKK rally.

    • @brokkelynxx580
      @brokkelynxx580 4 роки тому +16

      Ok guys it's called sarcasm I wasnt being serious 😂

    • @vacolates9802
      @vacolates9802 4 роки тому +16

      @Responsible Forest bro how???

    • @vacolates9802
      @vacolates9802 4 роки тому +3

      @Responsible Forest how is @brokkelynxx destroying lives?

    • @vacolates9802
      @vacolates9802 4 роки тому +2

      @brokkelynxx the guy who said that wasn't apart of the rally (had common sense) and was being sarcastic.

  • @morganchainey7145
    @morganchainey7145 2 роки тому +9

    It pains me to think about being on the same planet as antivaxxers let alone the same country

  • @nerp9271
    @nerp9271 4 роки тому +5246

    “Or are you, from the MATRIX”
    Bruh, you caught him off guard he stuttered

    • @Krunchyboii
      @Krunchyboii 4 роки тому +47

      made me fuckin laugh so hard for some reason idk why but thank you

    • @femmesammy8768
      @femmesammy8768 4 роки тому +4

      He's a replican- Shit wrong film.

    • @billkoul9780
      @billkoul9780 4 роки тому +41

      And on top of that he didn't understand that he's being trolled. That had me crying from laughter

    • @sn4ccy152
      @sn4ccy152 4 роки тому

      why is there a komma in the quote? that doesnt belong there lmao

    • @rossieboy1
      @rossieboy1 4 роки тому

      I’d like your comment but it’s at 669

  • @cicitian
    @cicitian 3 роки тому +3190

    "are you here to protest anti vaccine or are you from the matrix"
    That had me wheezing

    • @user-tp2dd8is2k
      @user-tp2dd8is2k 3 роки тому +78

      "Thank you very much Neo, I appreciate it."
      Genius

    • @mekkin8412
      @mekkin8412 3 роки тому +25

      ⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻ ah i see you took the red pill

    • @unlimitedpotential8073
      @unlimitedpotential8073 3 роки тому +7

      Literally read this while he said it in real time. Talk about about matrix inception

    • @hayfordsarfo1646
      @hayfordsarfo1646 3 роки тому +2

      i read this comment right after he said that🤣

    • @Omlet221
      @Omlet221 3 роки тому +3

      And he called him Neo at the end XD

  • @xy2824
    @xy2824 5 років тому +14677

    Should’ve just coughed. Would’ve wiped out a decent few

    • @ludredgamer
      @ludredgamer 5 років тому +142

      If eh get some viruses that you're immune to and well...

    • @if8754
      @if8754 5 років тому +926

      Most anti vaxx adults are vaccinated, they just dont vaccinate their childs, its like a legal abortion

    • @Fritter_Films
      @Fritter_Films 5 років тому +80

      *insert laughing jerry meme face*

    • @justarandomboi4717
      @justarandomboi4717 5 років тому +124

      @@if8754 yeah even dio vaccinates his kids

    • @hannahstarinieri1351
      @hannahstarinieri1351 5 років тому +14

      Not the children

  • @leserb9228
    @leserb9228 Рік тому +5

    Imagine finding a doctor, but he says: "Its my day off, so i came here to laugh at idiots."

  • @everestfranz8694
    @everestfranz8694 4 роки тому +2930

    A bunch of unvaccinated people getting together in a group. That's a good idea

    • @user-bu2ev7tv9d
      @user-bu2ev7tv9d 4 роки тому +107

      Well if they die at least we won't have anti vax they'll all be dead

    • @flareardiente434
      @flareardiente434 4 роки тому +79

      Its actually a really good idea. They group up in a place making it an easy target for mass slaughter.

    • @Emmatriaaa
      @Emmatriaaa 4 роки тому +66

      Natural selection hahahhah

    • @guyfieri7189
      @guyfieri7189 4 роки тому +72

      Just one good sneeze is all we need

    • @halfmaskedbastards2598
      @halfmaskedbastards2598 4 роки тому +89

      Most antivax adults enjoy the benefits of childhood vaccination and just force their child to endure the horrific diseases

  • @ereewrwdawwe
    @ereewrwdawwe 5 років тому +2154

    Hahaha that "200 moron" addition for that "natural therapy" lady was perfect.

    • @avaty8350
      @avaty8350 5 років тому +66

      Omg I thought it just skipped over people, didn't notice it updated before the shot ended xD

    • @brazen2861
      @brazen2861 5 років тому +1

      😂 i get it now!

    • @balazsrako9528
      @balazsrako9528 5 років тому +10

      "What's in vacines
      Dog kidney"

    • @Chops_on_tour
      @Chops_on_tour 5 років тому +1

      fucking hell THATS where it came from, yikes

  • @wavingatfat9650
    @wavingatfat9650 5 років тому +9269

    "Now Jeff, are you here to protest for anti-vax or are you from the Matrix?"
    UNDERRATED

  • @Thatkimm
    @Thatkimm 3 роки тому +8

    I love how none of them sound like they have their own original thoughts

  • @mati6776
    @mati6776 5 років тому +27036

    next up: trying to find a certified astronomer at a flat earther convention

    • @darnit1944
      @darnit1944 5 років тому +1154

      Trying to find an honest journalist in the media.

    • @hiddenlife4906
      @hiddenlife4906 5 років тому +384

      I've shown a flat Earther Nasa's live stream

    • @jarvis5552
      @jarvis5552 5 років тому +155

      @@hiddenlife4906 how'd that end up for ya

    • @hiddenlife4906
      @hiddenlife4906 5 років тому +372

      @@jarvis5552 They tried to bullshit their way out of it, I wish I could find it. It was on a video by Nasa pretty sure they said something stupid and didn't respond again.

    • @khalilrahme5227
      @khalilrahme5227 5 років тому +61

      @@darnit1944 that's suicide

  • @MrCoffeejingler
    @MrCoffeejingler 3 роки тому +11382

    "You are not a parent, so don't tell me how to raise my kid"
    "I am not a doctor, but let me tell you all about medicine"

    • @BlueEngland
      @BlueEngland 3 роки тому +364

      "You aren't a teacher so don't teach my child"
      "I am in no way a medical professional but you should use these techniques to medicine yourself"

    • @ThefarryNem
      @ThefarryNem 3 роки тому +16

      @@BlueEngland medicine is a verb?

    • @lotsodhliwayo
      @lotsodhliwayo 3 роки тому +79

      @@ThefarryNem medicine is a verb for experienced English speakers

    • @Derin_Halil
      @Derin_Halil 3 роки тому +9

      @@lotsodhliwayo Antiquated usage of the word tbh, you wouldn't use it in a YT comment of all places

    • @seulgi1211
      @seulgi1211 3 роки тому +34

      @@Derin_Halil "antiquated" who are you showing off for? Just say old-fashioned 😂lol

  • @chad6846
    @chad6846 4 роки тому +17010

    Guy: “are you a doctor?”
    Dog: “no but I am a good boy”

    • @jumboolifant876
      @jumboolifant876 4 роки тому +641

      Good boys: 1

    • @yippykiay13
      @yippykiay13 4 роки тому +553

      Unfortunately he won’t be much longer.

    • @JustSomeHeeHo
      @JustSomeHeeHo 4 роки тому +351

      @@yippykiay13 This saddens me greatly

    • @Champ0222
      @Champ0222 4 роки тому +37

      yippykiay13 Lmao this video was made 10 months ago

    • @JustSomeHeeHo
      @JustSomeHeeHo 4 роки тому +97

      @@Champ0222 Okay, but maybe he came back as a zombie with a vengeance for anti-vaxxers?