NOC #55: Jonathan Majors is INNOCENT, Ukulelogy, Dove Chocohate

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  • @JLongbone
    @JLongbone  Рік тому +42

    00:00 Intro
    09:40 Ukulelogy (Colleen Ballinger)
    56:28 First Openly Trans Football Referee
    1:43:43 Dove ChocoHATE (Zyahna Bryant)
    2:18:01 Professional TikTok Victim
    3:23:49 Jonathan Majors is INNOCENT
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    • @moondoggie9715
      @moondoggie9715 Рік тому

      Yooo Jlong you put time stamps! Much appreciated 👍 thanks so much. Love you J!

  • @ab-gail
    @ab-gail Рік тому +74

    What bothers me the most about the ukulele video is that pretty much everything she said would be valid if SHE WASN’T OBJECTIVELY GUILTY. Her statements would work for guys like Vic Mignona or Johnny Depp and others- but not _her._

    • @elizabethlevesque6978
      @elizabethlevesque6978 Рік тому +13

      I’m still upset about Vic….did he ever receive justice for how they treated him or is he still fighting it? I remember that he’d filed a defamation(?) case and lost it or whatever. Will never not be upset over what happened to him

  • @Kittyluvr98
    @Kittyluvr98 Рік тому +21

    The moment she said “it feels like my dad yelling at me” it became very clear that she isn’t upset about the identity thing, she’s just feeling like she’s reliving some childhood trauma and doesn’t realize lol

  • @vlo4829
    @vlo4829 Рік тому +59

    "They will never celebrate you like WE celebrate you."
    Says the couple who walked into a gay bar and reported how DISGUSTED they were to see so many gay men, took their disgust to the bar where they caused such a scene that they got kicked out, and are now on Tiktok rehashing their story to paint themselves as victims of "cis gay men" and gay bars because they're so "problematic" (and white)... How do gay men not see all the positivity and celebration these two brought to them and want to keep bringing to them? I can't fathom why gay men don't want them around...

    • @vanzy01
      @vanzy01 Рік тому +3

      💯👍🏿

    • @mikeyjamieson4715
      @mikeyjamieson4715 Рік тому

      When homophobes put "cis" and "white" in front of "gay" so their homophobia is more palatable.

    • @TheFatalcrest
      @TheFatalcrest Рік тому +2

      😂 That gay guy probably took one look at her and was like "I'm about to get my tips docked for the night."

    • @walkingcubkid
      @walkingcubkid Рік тому +4

      They did know that they didn’t have to go into the gay bar didn’t they? Could’ve just walked out the door not saying anything. But no, that feels like they were picking a “moral” fight….

  • @Zepher0987
    @Zepher0987 Рік тому +24

    Lauren hitting play on the ukulele bitch is like a jump scare every time.

    • @jay-b1223
      @jay-b1223 Рік тому +4

      Fr on every pause she’s looking at the camera like
      🧿👄🧿

  • @jakebobenrieth709
    @jakebobenrieth709 Рік тому +39

    Well JL and Carl you managed to pull a Mauler, I actually fell asleep to you beautiful voices and lovely humor. Also White Women Wah Wah Wah Waahhhh!

  • @caramelspellman3253
    @caramelspellman3253 Рік тому +51

    The fact that the Colleen video has 147k likes is concerning like how can people think it's okay for her to be a creep/pedo ?! If it was a guy he'd be in jail by now ! 🗿

    • @vlo4829
      @vlo4829 Рік тому +11

      She didn't actually state the allegations in her apology video, so maybe they just watched the apology without knowing the allegations and were like "yeah, the internet DOES like to destroy people over dumb stuff they did over 10 years ago".

    • @MediumRareOpinions
      @MediumRareOpinions Рік тому +8

      ​@@vlo4829I think so. People have short attention spans.

    • @Femmeaesthetic
      @Femmeaesthetic Рік тому +1

      probably found her video funny

  • @chrisfraser5088
    @chrisfraser5088 Рік тому +11

    The “Meldown”… just perfect 😂

  • @Femmeaesthetic
    @Femmeaesthetic Рік тому +54

    dk if this is irrelevent but Jojo Siwa felt the need to defend Colleen after hearing the allegations and watching this cringe video but obviously doesn't surprise me since she has changed for the last couple of years becoming one of these delusional modern activist, use to like these 2 but hey things doesn't always turn out you think the way they are as you grow.

    • @blacksuperwoman1837
      @blacksuperwoman1837 Рік тому

      Groomers defend groomers. She's an alphabet groomer herself.

    • @mrshmuga9
      @mrshmuga9 Рік тому +13

      Jojo Siwa looks like she could be a victim if Colleen contacted her… today. Let alone years ago, lol. Also I thought that was the name of some kid with an animated avatar of merch. I’m old and have no idea or interest in who all these “new” “stars” are, lol.

  • @jay-b1223
    @jay-b1223 Рік тому +17

    So for the queer couple why don’t they call each other “spouse” or “partner” instead of wife. Ik they said it’s comfortable for them but Wouldn’t that make it easier since their both non-binary???
    Idk I guess I’m just not gonna think about it too hard my head is spinning 😵‍💫

    • @Zepher0987
      @Zepher0987 Рік тому +12

      So they can wear the gay label on top of everything else.

  • @louisup5
    @louisup5 Рік тому +26

    “We should center the most marginalized bodies”
    So a freak show? You want to focus everyone’s attention on the weirdest people? You want a freak show

    • @chazzitz-wh4ly
      @chazzitz-wh4ly Рік тому +4

      It is clown world.

    • @myco_enthusiast
      @myco_enthusiast Рік тому

      A freak show would be more enjoyable. And probably take itself less seriously.

    • @Ron_Jambo_
      @Ron_Jambo_ 2 місяці тому

      Well to be fair that's where trans people belong, in a freak show.

  • @rogerborg
    @rogerborg Рік тому +13

    I think my favourite part is Them bleating about "he" and "him" being mean to They. Was him/he wearing a pronoun badge?

    • @TheFatalcrest
      @TheFatalcrest Рік тому +4

      😂 "Its actually XE, XEM! HOW DARE YOU!"

  • @plantemor
    @plantemor Рік тому +44

    I respect the football trans referee. Went out, did shit for others, set up a community and some trans teams. I want to see more of that in sports instead of having biological men force themselves into women's sport.
    Lucy genuinely seem to just love football and wanting to do soemthing for other people. And being a trans referee is not remotely an issue. It's only when the biological man decides to compete with biological women that i have a problem.

    • @vanzy01
      @vanzy01 Рік тому +1

      💯👍🏿

  • @obiwon1237
    @obiwon1237 Рік тому +15

    10:23 she looks like a human version of a Zootopian anhorexic giraffe

  • @moondoggie9715
    @moondoggie9715 Рік тому +10

    Siiigh i missed another live stream dammit 😣 time to watch before bed

  • @69SalterStreet
    @69SalterStreet Рік тому +4

    1:44 I do not believe for a second if someone else was “more marginalized” that person would kindly shut up, step aside, and listen to someone else talk. It’s not about centering the most marginalized, it’s about centering themselves and always has been.

  • @reginaphalange9417
    @reginaphalange9417 Рік тому +5

    2:18:10 it’s the same girl who wanted us to use « frog » pronouns 🤪

  • @DriesduPreez
    @DriesduPreez Рік тому +8

    1:28 J you planning on committing murder? Your chat not working is reminding me of that streamer who unalived his ex gf while running a prerecorded stream

  • @Nice-Lemonade
    @Nice-Lemonade Рік тому +2

    I was just looking for something to listen to at work! And I’m always glad when you upload something lol

  • @williamw2529
    @williamw2529 Рік тому +8

    Jlongbones friend is pretty based.

  • @chazzitz-wh4ly
    @chazzitz-wh4ly Рік тому +7

    What an annoying video/song. I’m so sick of seeing the ukulele being played, it’s the hipster instrument and they ruined it.
    Also, I don’t know what the deal with her is, but we live in a world where allegations from the past is so frequent and played out, who we are to believe or not is dictated to us, and proof is evil these days. I’m supposed to feel bad for her but not Russell Brand? Nah, I aint playing that game.

  • @giulizpaviz6381
    @giulizpaviz6381 Рік тому +8

    I still didn't get what was the girl who went to the gay bar problem was, her mumbling and lack on context is making all this hard to understand

    • @sofakingimmature
      @sofakingimmature Рік тому +17

      She found out that real life isn't Tik Tok. Her complaint is that a gay bar isn't a _safe space_ for those with queer identities. Her evidence is because the bartender called her and her 'wife' (who is the literal stereotype for a gay man) ladies. After being served, she then went back to _educate_ the guy, but given that she spends her time talking to people like toddlers and she ended up with a boot out the door, it went as well as it could have.
      The truth of the matter is that she was probably being highly disruptive, probably full Anti-Vax Karen level, given the fact that she claimed be kicked out by the bartender. Bartenders are generally the most chill member of staff.

    • @giulizpaviz6381
      @giulizpaviz6381 Рік тому +7

      @@sofakingimmature oh THAT kind of person who needs to touch grass. Honestly her and her "wife" reminds me of Mandark's parents (from Dexter Laboratory)

    • @jay-b1223
      @jay-b1223 Рік тому +1

      @@giulizpaviz6381 I’m dead 😂oi don’t do song bird and moon child (or whatever their names were 😅) like that. from what I remember they were weird but chill.

  • @zachpulido5972
    @zachpulido5972 Рік тому +4

    Anyone else think all ukuleles should be incinerated?

  • @obiwon1237
    @obiwon1237 Рік тому +5

    19:47 I'm not a Nazi, I'm just German

  • @Small-Chap
    @Small-Chap Рік тому +2

    2:23:32 that laugh! Omg I love J😂

  • @keldrigg1834
    @keldrigg1834 Рік тому +1

    Lord almighty, how long is this dimbass song?

  • @yetanotherspuart3993
    @yetanotherspuart3993 Рік тому +2

    Best of luck working out more JLB.
    Love your laugh as you mock these cringe creators.

  • @obiwon1237
    @obiwon1237 Рік тому +3

    7:35 female Turkish Michael jackson

  • @harrambou9468
    @harrambou9468 Рік тому +8

    A night of Cringe, well worth it 😂
    For myself, should I return:
    1:36:00 1:46:00 1:47:37 1:56:00? 👌😂
    3:30:33 3:38:38 4:00:00

  • @LisaThePFJ
    @LisaThePFJ Рік тому +3

    Re the trans ref, as a Brit I have a suggestion. Football refs are a pretty reviled group of people esp among footy fans, so I think that's what they're getting at when they say they didn't know how being trans and a referee would go down. And they will be get banter in the stadium stands, believe that! Not supporting it UA-cam, before you start, just stating facts lol!

    • @1SpicyMeataball
      @1SpicyMeataball Рік тому +2

      All refs are reviled.
      Now theyll just use being trans as an excuse to why people hate them and cry about "hate speech."
      Bet.

  • @obiwon1237
    @obiwon1237 Рік тому

    49:39 I accidentally solved a rubik's cube

  • @obiwon1237
    @obiwon1237 Рік тому +3

    27:49 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @chefboiardeeznutz9881
    @chefboiardeeznutz9881 Рік тому +1

    Wusband 😂😂😂😂

  • @narutowebby
    @narutowebby Рік тому +7

    ngl I don't like Carl's long tirades. I can't be the only one. He makes his point in like 2 sec but he continues on for like 5 min about EVERYTHING. He's not super funny either. He's just alright ig. I much prefer Burst or those other 2(?) guys you've had on your comic reading streams like Gotham High. I know Carl was there also but the other guys bounced off of him and each other very well and I never laughed harder. Ik you're friends, but idk I just kinda feel alone in this opinion.

    • @chefboiardeeznutz9881
      @chefboiardeeznutz9881 Рік тому

      Lmao nah, you're not. I too think that nigga needs to tone it down 😭😂

  • @jay-b1223
    @jay-b1223 Рік тому

    1:31:16 HAHAHA😂😂😂😂

  • @obiwon1237
    @obiwon1237 Рік тому

    51:43 SHREK

  • @obiwon1237
    @obiwon1237 Рік тому

    58:24 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @obiwon1237
    @obiwon1237 Рік тому

    58:35 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂