Everything Wrong With Lucy In 15 Minutes Or Less
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- Опубліковано 4 бер 2015
- Here's a good entry for "Stupidest Movie Of 2014," and it comes with the requisite amount of sins you'd expect. Shaking my head.
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okay she becomes god and stuff. that's cool but I think we are all forgetting what's really important here. didn't she have exams on Monday?
My brother in law suggested that when she's kicked in the abdomen and the drugs enter her system, that the rest of the movie is just her drug trip as she's slowly poisoned to death by it. It explains pretty much EVERYTHING, and makes the movie just barely tolerable.
Plugs USB in.
"Learning is a painful process"
Friend: "What's Lucy like?"
I bet the alternate ending is lucy dieing from overdose, having imagined the entire movie.
The first time I've ever heard about this movie was when my mother told me she recently watched a movie "where a girl turns into a flash drive".
"The pain blocks you from understanding"
My experience with Lucy:
There is one explanation for this movie, the drugs made Lucy really high, and she was just tripping balls and dying from overdose.
You missed a big one: Why would Lucy need to give them a USB stick if she had the ability to send them text messages after she "died"?
You missed a sin: she time travelled and met natives on horses. Horses didn't exist on the continent until Europeans brought them over.
While watching this movie my brain capacity shrunk to 9%
Wait, so what I'm getting from this movie is basically "oh I absorbed some blue drugs and now I'm god"
Gotta love the sigh at
It's funny watching this after taking an Anthropology class a few years after the movie's release. One of the things we learned in that class was, not only have we found an earlier human ancestor, but Lucy was part of a different evolutionary branch.
give this movie credit. they did the impossible. they made Morgan Freeman sound boring
Killing a guy for not speaking English in a non-English-speaking country's bad enough, but... when she pointed the gun at him, he started going "no, no, no" IN ENGLISH. So she actually just killed a guy for no reason whatsoever. What an awful protagonist.
I completely turned my brain off and moved into a parallel universe where it made some form of sense to watch this movie and it was kind of enjoyable.
$40 million waste of an interesting concept and a beautiful actress. Although, it did gross almost $500 million worldwide, so I guess it worked.