Hey, those powers still have some use to them, for example. You're stuck in a city and you have to pee. Use your X-Ray vision. You're in a sword fight with a guy that has robotic arms. Use your extra 2 arms. You wanna take a break from this world or you just wanna do nothing. Use your teleportation powers. Your car got towed and there's no way to bring it back. Use your telekinetic powers.
The teleportation power can also be used in battle. Someone way more powerful than you wants to fight and kill you? Just disappear for a while, they’ll leave eventually.
his abilities are the entirety of r/shittysuperpowers 1.) X-ray Vision specifically for toilets 2.) Second pair or arms that you have no control over 3.) Teleportation that takes unbearably long just to move a couple of feet away from you 4.) Quite strong telekinetic abilities that allows you to lift everything other than the thing your focusing on
@@τησενοιάζειπιοείναιτοόνομαμουρ The truth is, I think he didn't want to move the plane but rather descend, his house to avoid hitting the plane... but his telekinesis only allows him to move objects THAT are not the ones he wants to move... and he ended up moving the plane ...and causing an accident along with inadvertently taking several lives
DeezCashewFilms howtobasic is older then this and this channle is making this video more familiar then howtobasic then why is it 10/10? It should something like... 6/10?
The slow teleportation gag, I am surprised I haven't seen that before, it's an easy gag, but effective because you always think of it as being instant.
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description "do not attempt to microwave your head..." me: ok description "... or try to lern quantum physics me: that dosent sound that bad. also description: "We are not responsible for any injury or superpower you may obtain." me:HAHA
His teleportation was so long because he had to go at the speed of the earths rotation, and the universe’s expanding space so that is actually very realistic .
It's not about WD-40, it's about the duct-tape he uses: The real source of his powers! The brand hasn't been revealed yet (Scrotch, 3N,...?), but that's part of the campaign.
2:06 *”Ok class 1 more minute for your tests”*
Ygg ip lol
Dawg
Ygg ip why are you so random
Ygg ip I’m too lazy to study
Ygg ip plus I never use my notes anyways
Me:*watches vid
Also me:*after vid. *puts head in microwave
Yeah? How's toilet vision working out for you?
@@rusticgiraffe4262YEAH
boy
@@rusticgiraffe4262 its kind of bad im seeing ppls instead of toilets
inZane kid aka dead
1:37 the reason he took so long is since he was traveling the opposite way along the earth, so he was actually traveling fast
That's what I'm thinking lol
Yeah but that not the right way
I think he was traveling at dial up speed 😂
@@bananabus. shoulda got his powers from a fiber cable instead of dial up
Oh now it makes sense
1:36 when the universe rips apart
Way better than howtobasic and the editing is absolutely amazing good job
Edit:OMG 109 LIKES?!?? Thank you
ドラキュラ EDITS v
The Banned Boxer well how to basic does videos for another type of audience
james eagle yeah that’s what I’m thinking if it actually is him
Trickshot Impossible True he is better
I agree
Easily one of the best ones yet !! These keep getting better and better !! :D
Why no replies?
@@theobraidwood449 Why no non-replies? (Vsauce music)
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Hey, those powers still have some use to them, for example. You're stuck in a city and you have to pee. Use your X-Ray vision.
You're in a sword fight with a guy that has robotic arms. Use your extra 2 arms.
You wanna take a break from this world or you just wanna do nothing. Use your teleportation powers.
Your car got towed and there's no way to bring it back. Use your telekinetic powers.
The teleportation power can also be used in battle. Someone way more powerful than you wants to fight and kill you? Just disappear for a while, they’ll leave eventually.
iSyriux SHUT up kid
But he cut off the arms...
iSyriux z
You're genius.
The telekinesis was an absolute win
Nah toilet vision 10/10 because what if you go to Taco Bell
@@BIONGAFT_PHIGHTING facts but what if the all toilets in a 50 mile radius were occupied
@@Jords250 then go to another toilet
up without the balloons
@@BIONGAFT_PHIGHTING that's x ray
I love he cant even solve basic math but can understand the quantum physics and get telekinesis from it 😂
yea same 😂
Truely amazing
0:21 - Not much X-Ray Vision but more like Toilet Vision...
Exactly
Yes exactly
@Charubha Hinanchai what?
Toilet vision
DatOneNoder no its a sign for going to the toilet
0:05 when you look at sun for hour be like :
1:23 『 M O O D Y B L U E S 』
The teleportation power may is slow but will come in handy at a prison break!
Not if you only go halfway through the wall.
Starved to death trying to reach the fridge by teleporting.
Anderstein 🏥
Zitrone XD
Anderstein but he went next to the place so wouldn't he tp next to one of the guards
2:08 when i have exam
Same
So true lol😂😂😂
W*when i have *an* exam
@@ArottingPast you're right
@@ArottingPast your name is very accurate
So that's what happened to Malaysia Airlines Flight 370.
Only god knows
Trap Music NOW. Rev"
Vysair bruh
MH 370 XD
Trap Music NOW. Ss
2:12 Learning A Mathematics + Audio MIDI Converter
At least you have the power of entertaining the audience.
Hi
Hahahaha nice 1 one comment.
not a power, it's a talent
@@juanyhernandez2005 why did u say hi
@@xanderortiz6668 hi
Avengers: yo fam we need yo help stopping Thanos
@@gd.6902 No thanks.
Lol
It ok i kildem in fortnite
I love this comment.
Can the amazing trash can help ‘:)
This sense of humor reminds me of mr.bean :,3 you are so cool
Míster Bin
Lol
2:11 me at 4 years old trying to solve 2+2
Not 2+2. Its 1+1😂.
2+2 requires more brain power than 1+1
4+4 is only solved by people with 200+ iq
Oh
hmm.... i think the teleporting whould work if you used chrome or firefox... not internet explorer...
good point 😂
Hes was using something worse.... AOL
how about edge
Good one 😆😆😆
MrPawelwielki would* and Microsoft Edge is faster. Fox honestly won't work neither would Chrome.
2:06 when i try to learn everything day before exams
Yes THAT’S RIGHT
But the next day you only remember the date and You name
@@kentokana8926 i cant even remember the date
2:21 you lifted your house up to heaven with your telekinesis
Magneto
Way to spoil the plot twist
@@view6998might be a year late but dont be reading comments when your watching
Bro tryna lift up a object that is easy to grab but lift up his building instead
The real superpower is speed-reading that quantum physics book
This is one of the most underrated channels on UA-cam by far. fuckin' quality videos man
42 on trending ain't horrible
not for much longer
incoming DeFranco army!!
yaa
Im a fucking fan of you rifty
1:38 Doctor Who Teleport
PEY DEY ye
Yess!
Doctor can't teleport...
@@hendrikpat yes he can..with his TARDIS he can
Tell phone can teleport
2:29 up in real life
0:49
*"Yo, I need some extra hands"*
*"Don't worry, I gotchu"*
Is no one gonna talk about how powerful his telekinesis actually was?
he lifted an entire house from the ground
From what? From Reading a book.
Yes
Capsle wow 😲
not him it was Eleven
@Chuck Bartowski It's not reading a book. It's learning quantum physic.
@Chuck Bartowski u cant make me read
I swear each video gets funnier and funnier! Keep up the great work!
Still rocking those duct tape shoes.
Celetrophe LoL yeah
I just realized that. From the how to tie a shoe video
Celetrophe lol yea
Consistency
Lol
his abilities are the entirety of r/shittysuperpowers
1.) X-ray Vision specifically for toilets
2.) Second pair or arms that you have no control over
3.) Teleportation that takes unbearably long just to move a couple of feet away from you
4.) Quite strong telekinetic abilities that allows you to lift everything other than the thing your focusing on
Yeah but he lifted the airplane down for it to not hit his house both him. The airplane was something he focused on
@@τησενοιάζειπιοείναιτοόνομαμουρ The truth is, I think he didn't want to move the plane but rather descend, his house to avoid hitting the plane... but his telekinesis only allows him to move objects THAT are not the ones he wants to move... and he ended up moving the plane ...and causing an accident along with inadvertently taking several lives
Buttered Side Down: can lift houses with telekinesis
Also Buttered Side Down: can’t even move a spoon with telekinesis
Haha spoon go brrrrrrr
i swear to god this guy is like MR Bean but in first person mode hahahahhaha
Okay
รนนนำหนำยไหสห้ช้ญฏนฐผฟวฟชฟ้ไำวฟใกีวำรำำยรกหรกรกรรหรำรำหรหกกฝำนพนนพทฑยกสแยกสกกสหหสทปนปกาหยรงี
ว้สรวำฟๆงวไตไบไนไยรไไยไนไนไนไนไยไไยไขไบ
Yes!
Duuuude yes!! Lol
More like Mr. Bean Simulator game
0:43
cheers!
...
0:30 back rooms toilets
The first power is very epic 😄😂
Because he can see through walls everything is dark and accept toilets
X-Ray
ガチャ_ Phoenix poop-ray
loved the floating house effects, very convincing! overall great video, you are getting better and better!
Joel Oelze effects?
Agreed but isn't the whole reason why we watch something like this is to get the superpowers
Well... you DID get
1) Toilet Vision
2) 2 more hands
3) Long Teleportation
4) And Destructive Telekinesis
He sure did get LONG teleportation
The toilet vision is good if you need to go badly and you don't know where the toilet is
@「STAND NAME」Kero Kero Bonito「STAND MASTER」Flamingo No he actually did go forward when he used teleportation
No it’s dial up internet
Idk why the teleitportain was a fail
1:56 Goodbye a Super Power!!!
2:06 me when my teacher says 5 more seconds for your test
Yea..
........ Copyright alert
I had no idea what to put tho...
I dont even know why I posted this comment
@@AnodyneLikesToPlayGeoguessr too bad there's none for comments cause if there is any, then there will be no comments like yours
0:14 How I feel when I hit my elbow
Yes
Talk about knees hitting on the table to hard
Or standing up too fast
when i hit my knees sometimes i end up passing out lol
No i hit
This guy is better than HowToBasic 10/10
Ninja_GamerpvpBR Actually this is WAY better than a guy wasting food, making sexual jokes, making junk, and throwing eggs.
sdk
Well too bad
DeezCashewFilms howtobasic is older then this and this channle is making this video more familiar then howtobasic then why is it 10/10? It should something like... 6/10?
@@ZadDan95 why 6/10?
JefferyAnimates maybe... 9/10!
My favorite part of this video is when a plane was about to fly into your house 😅😍🥰😘👽🦫🍗🧇🫒🍹🍹🥏🏸🏸🪃🤸🏿♀️🤸🏿♀️🤸🏿♀️⬛️⬜️⬜️🟪♥️
2:46 him: *sends plane down with telekinesis*
Also him: *closes the door*
RikyProductions! :v underrated
Criminal :V
1:45 i knew it...still the same shoes
*tries to lift up a damn spoon but ends up lifting his whole house
True
And kills 200 pep trying to save his house
Suerv N
Thats a good way of saying “instructions unclear, ended up lifting my house”
Relatable
@@bukucinho True, I saw it occur anyway
Watching a movie that is...
Why he need powers he is alredy a reality Bender,a god and the best youtuber
Is this Mr Bean for Millennials? ok, subscribed lol
Eddard Liebber his voice kinda looks like Mr bean lol
nesya ariyandhi looks? you mean sounds?
Delve gosh I have never watched Mr. Bean before you don't have to be rude
Delve you didn't seem sarcastic
Eddard Liebber .upjplpkphphhp
Hey! It works! Thanks man, I always wanted to be a super villain!
Nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnooooooooooooooooooooooo
pokerandom 😂😂😂😂
WAIT WHAT I TOUGHT IT WAS FAKE
really bro?
HAVE U FIND DA WEI
This guy is becoming an extremely powerful being
I can agree
@@geto-the-goat yea me too
Dont Try This At Home
I know
Same
Yes
Ok
Yes don't do that
Soooo underrated. Dude should be paid a lot of money for this type of creativity and work he puts in his videos. This is movie quality.
2:46 O.O I'm just gonna imagine that nothing happened and slowly close the door now.
This really cool channel i just accidentally found this and that on my recommendation xDD
My first video was getting fit
My first video was making candy corn
Mine first vid was making a firework
SetlingAxe Cosmos mine to
Well you've been watching to much howtobasic to get this in your reccomendation
(Idk how to spell)
Whoever your VFX Team are they did a great job
You got the POWER of talent,editing,doing things and making people laugh
after physic defying fitness he decides to break the laws of physics even more by gaining super natural abilities
how can I get power
Hie
Okay ser
How do you speak in shona in Zimbabwe please
The slow teleportation gag, I am surprised I haven't seen that before, it's an easy gag, but effective because you always think of it as being instant.
don't feel bad at least you tried to master it
0:50 My man got turned into a slasher necromorph
Everything you do is pure gold.
telekinsis 😂😂😂😂
This channel needs at least another 943,000 subscribers . . . so they can a million likes per video, because they are awesome!!
Toilet vision so cool
dude got toilet powers😂😂😂
so HowToBasic..
*BUT MORE EFFORT*
his not how to basic his more subs than him his a jerk
@@bill_thepyro6068 dont hate
@@bill_thepyro6068 and who cares who has more subs
0:08 X-ray Vision
0:38 Mutant Power
1:13 Teleportation
2:06 Telkinesis
2:40 and kids that's what happened to the twin towers
r/cursedcomments
Was that a cursed?
Not funny
💀
2:44 Plane Crash Left 4 Dead?!
Ah yes, the amazing adventures of Dial-Up Man!
1:55 still dont know how to tie your shoes and you ate trying to get superpowers?
Congratulations Butter side down You have 2.76M Subscribe!!!!!!!!!!!!
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description "do not attempt to microwave your head..."
me: ok
description "... or try to lern quantum physics
me: that dosent sound that bad.
also description: "We are not responsible for any injury or superpower you may obtain."
me:HAHA
learn*
Domain expension : infinity void 1:37
The part where the plane is coming is quite terrifying.
Buttered side down: reads a book
Also buttered side down:
Makes a house fly and crashes a plane
But I'm glad they didn't do something
0:24 .....just a toilet?
2:20 newton turned over in the grave
This just like HowToBasic but with no Eggs or Turkeys just like Mr. Bean
0:30 he said 'what'
Voice reavel!😱
@@ThatLostBarracuda YEAH YOUR RIGHT!
What
"What the hell bob, Is that a house in the sky?"
*Go into it. Duke.*
bob who?
Teacher: You have 1 minute before the exam
Me before the exam: 2:06
Youre a super hero in my eyes
Philip DeFranco sent me here it was so worth it. Subscribed
From what video can you tell me? Curious to see the shoutout
Nvm found it "The INSANE HQ Trivia Meltdown Explained"
I wish he was in Infinity Wars :/
1:34 my man is laggiing really hard
His teleportation was so long because he had to go at the speed of the earths rotation, and the universe’s expanding space so that is actually very realistic .
I'm a creeper
how to gain super powers
step 1: *put head in microwave*
Is that dangerous
@@shayennerogers6580 bruh yes
shayenne Rogers actually it’s not, i did it once and i actually became smarter and much more attractive
@@literalbeast1970 omg you really do it
Remember: Bake At 666 Degrees
Drug overlord to the max
He got four hands right now 0:58
I want the teleportation one to be real, except faster.
Fucking cool
^^
Better than stranger things
I swear to fuck if this channel ends up being some elaborate promotion for wd-40 I'm going to be pissed.
I would still laugh haha
I would actually buy WD-40 if so. Best promotion by far.
WD-40 doesn't need promotion it's that good.
It's not about WD-40, it's about the duct-tape he uses: The real source of his powers!
The brand hasn't been revealed yet (Scrotch, 3N,...?), but that's part of the campaign.
Bryce Pi
0:19 closet wall hack :D
1:42 ultra parelel univerrse run speed: 99999999999999 and ultra instict
1:52 playing cards
He actually teleported to his spot, he just went around the earth and landed there
Lol
2:41
*Could of at least moved the house up.*
That's what i thought xd
Bro broke the space time barrier and doesn’t even make it to the x
Yay the duct tape shoes are still there!