This is my new favorite series. I think I prefered the first one more as I didn't quite appreciate the random memes clips in this one, but still goated 👑
1:01 I can't believe you put THAT word thay I joked about last part lmaooo But the truth is that this video is so illegal in some many cursed levels that I can't find a way to start. I laughed so much the entire of it, but some things here are just wild af. Especially of what happened in 1989 that is crazy China government will unlive you fr 💀
Blud we need more part of learning chinese with Sage and ISO, and i think learning Korea with Jett??? 1:06 Blud have Beijing Corn Blood in her veins 😂😂😂
now sage becomes uncle roger
Aunt Roger*
lmao yes
Auntie Ester, you mean?
@@peampstudio8727 no
1:07 turns into off brand Steven he
(Part 1)Gekko Pet :so "yummy"
(Part 2)Skye dog:so cute and "yummy"
no way
💀
i speak chinese and those were the most accurate translations i have seen in my life.
true dude
True because I am chinese
agree chinese too
"jokes over you're dead"
"Hai Wi Sen Yu Tu Ji Zus"
steven he joined valorant :)
0:19 "Bak Pho Ma Mi" is wild 💀
"En Ya Mi" - I lost it here saHSJFkHAHAHAHAHAH
Thanks to Sage and Iso I am now radiant.
0:40 BROO thats WOOD!
Wood, leaves and some yummy life magic 😋
life magic is very tasty y know 🤤
YUMMY
gives me wood
身為一個講中文的人,我能保證這個的翻譯100%準確
雀食
0:05 lmao why did u do my boi JCVash like that 😭
Urmm achtually, if you look closely, he's actually the one who knifed soulcas ☝️🤓
@@Hazellovich LOL 😂
teammates trolling
" Wa Ta Hua Yu Donging"
That "Na Ting~" at the end caught me off guard asdfghjk
0:30 hahaha I had a viper rat earlier when I was playing... So accurate
Brimstone's cake
"Xo Thiq"
"en ya mi"
not again 😭
The needs for part 3 is so hugeeeeee!!!
This is unbelievable funny as a chinese myself i cant believe how accurate this is and correct all these words are
This channel never fails to bring a smile to my face when I need it most!
Ice in my veins: "bing zhi ling" 💀💀
The “Bai Bai” got me ded😂
Lmao the rock line got me .. _Wan da fool_
This is my new favorite series. I think I prefered the first one more as I didn't quite appreciate the random memes clips in this one, but still goated 👑
And your homeroom teach for this year will be... ISO and SAGE sensei
Laoshi not sensei
Iso he sage lao shi
@@Personthatdrawsdumbthings what?
@@anjelynn7314 he means and in chinese sorry
@@Personthatdrawsdumbthings huh?
the yue pho qing pu sei made me spit out my water. I was dead, dead as hell
Talking banana: Wu hu jin ---> Thuốc hồi trinh: Virginity medicine 💀💀
Dude, you literally THE best. Even my friend, who doesn't play val is amused by your videos!
Thank you dude, I'm glad you guys enjoyed them :D
@@Hazellovich, of course we did! Thank you for your videos.
Teammate camping:
gro xom baus
1:31 best clip 🙏
1:00 - My brother blasted this max vilume at home and even out
0:31 Yo Pho Qing Pu Sei
So relatable to 99% of the gameplay
Saving Credits: “Wai yuoso chep”
Honestly at 1:06,
I don’t even know where to laugh first between the image or the fact that Steven He is about to slap someone with a slipper.
The boosted player made me cry yet laugh so much
not iso saying skyes dog looks yummy 😭
lineup larry:
"you fer jin"
congrats auntie sage and uncle iso
0:17 my current situation
Phantom Headshot
"Wăn Foř Tie"
babe wake up new Hazellovich upload
This is the funniest thing I've ever watched on youtube.
Iso singing nae neige got me 😭
"Ask for aid, and you shall receive"
"BaK pHo Ma Mi-" had me dying so hard😭💀
I’m killed 😭🤣🤣🤣🤣. Hazellovich forever 💯🫶🏽
These are my new fav vids in the world
NRGS NIGHTMARE :
"BILYBILY"
AS someone who watched that match I can agree that both nrg and casters were put to their places 🤣🤣
bro skye’s dog caught me off guard fr
Sho ki yut….. en ya mi
dying to mosh: yu pho qing ri tad
Part 1 was really fun!
bro u are wild LMAO
i never laughed like this before
for some stupid reason i actually thought they would teach me something
we got learn chinese with sage and iso part 2 before gta 6 🗣🗣🗣🗣🔥🔥🔥🔥
"bai bai" for looksmaxxing was wild lmfao
0:53 Relatable😇
En Ya Mi 💀💀
Part 3 plz ❤🙏🏻
Your duty is not over
"Ge ta fa kap"
"Do you have Steven He?"
"No but we have Sage She"
bro is somehow still able to milk the dry cow lol
We NEED part 3
"Wu hu jin" got me rolling lmaaaao
this is healing my soul
1:09 Iso. Wtf are you saying XD
Imma need the full version of that rap at the end tyvm
hai ga kho vid💀💀 so accurate i never been sick with anything else with kho vid
Lurking duelists "Ur pipi tiny " 💀💀😂😂
"Pheonix: Nae-gah" 💀
Thanks i learned alot of chinese from this, its insane defo liking and sharing and subscribing
Uncle Sage and Auntie Iso. Haiya!
We need a full version of that rap at the end
1:01 I can't believe you put THAT word thay I joked about last part lmaooo
But the truth is that this video is so illegal in some many cursed levels that I can't find a way to start. I laughed so much the entire of it, but some things here are just wild af.
Especially of what happened in 1989 that is crazy
China government will unlive you fr 💀
I love these so much
I need… i need full version of ISO and Sage singing Chinese Rap
As a chinese, this is accurate. Definitely trust this guy.
teammate die pushing:
”yu fa quing nub”
this has to be one of the best hahahahahahah
Sage mogging us wasn't in my 2024 bingo card
every one at a main 'guys where is sage i need healing' sage at b' BAI BAI!'
"Bai Bai" 🗿👌
1:04 this pic is so cursed 😂
Enemy Playing odin:
Ju pha king phu si
this is so good! thanks for teaching me chinese 😍
Happy to help!
Our teammate whiffed a shot
Haiya, mai faking aye
We got valorant chinese class before replay system
That’s how I know uncle Roger impact u guys’ “Chinese.”🎉
The last one, we all know that chinese tried to hide it from the world.
Blud we need more part of learning chinese with Sage and ISO, and i think learning Korea with Jett???
1:06 Blud have Beijing Corn Blood in her veins 😂😂😂
can’t play right now “I got canceled”
Hayya Who Let Uncle Roger And Aunti Roger Speak Chinese Ah
I miss ISO’s ✨“HIIIYAAAAAHHHHHH”✨ from last vid 🥲
the moment we've been waiting for
Disconnected Player:
Sum Yot Ay Biq
Lmao i love watching these make more xD
babe wake up learning chinese with sage and iso part 2 just dropped
THE ROCK SEGMENT HAHAHAHAHAH
The rock caught me off guard
When u get killed by who run and gun with Stinger " EmoTiOnAl DaMage"
Tea Bagger
"Fāqiú les figga"
01:06 that phoenix sage combo is soo cursed😭
Pocket sage: “Mai Wai Foo”
Getting flashed by teamates : Yu Fak ng us less