Things Cowboys Don't Say

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  • Опубліковано 10 вер 2024
  • All the things you will NOT hear a cowboy say! The motivation for this video came straight from Earl Dibbles Jr. video, "Things Country Boys Don't Say." Earl and Dale have a lot in common, they are greats in their respective industries. See Earl's channel below! From now until May 5th enjoy free shipping on DaleBrisby.com with code: FREESHIP
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КОМЕНТАРІ • 939

  • @DaleBrisbyBullRider
    @DaleBrisbyBullRider  3 роки тому +19

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  • @EverythingN.Nothing
    @EverythingN.Nothing 4 роки тому +2214

    I left a gate open 32 years ago and I STILL can't sit down.

    • @madisongroves9398
      @madisongroves9398 4 роки тому +35

      Lonestar Ranger felt that...literally

    • @brockbaker9500
      @brockbaker9500 4 роки тому +34

      Ass still hurt from dads boot up your ass or he shove your head up there got lucky never done that

    • @DC-ei9vl
      @DC-ei9vl 4 роки тому +50

      Pretty sure my neighbors kid used to do that on purpose. Hated that little bastard.

    • @HD-xd2jh
      @HD-xd2jh 4 роки тому +3

      😂

    • @DevinMichaelsMusic
      @DevinMichaelsMusic 4 роки тому +2

      Madison Groves 😂😂😂

  • @heatherheath9980
    @heatherheath9980 4 роки тому +639

    I once saw a guy listening to Havana, while fixing his tractor. With his southern accent he said, "This is really good! Have you heard this before." I almost lost it. That was so out of place.😂

    • @Lee-hp1wg
      @Lee-hp1wg 4 роки тому +47

      Heather Heath he’s just vibing

    • @haydensingleton3620
      @haydensingleton3620 4 роки тому +23

      Hawvaenna ooh naw naw 😂

    • @Sage-qd6tf
      @Sage-qd6tf 3 роки тому +17

      The tough ass farmer in chief on the farm I stack hay for said he listens to Lady Gaga once in a while. I thought that was kinda cool, cause like listen to whatever you want, you know?

    • @Just1American1966
      @Just1American1966 3 роки тому +4

      Like Uncle Joe and "Despacito"..

    • @garyguerin5806
      @garyguerin5806 3 роки тому +3

      Who the heck is Havana??

  • @jdub3816
    @jdub3816 4 роки тому +1127

    “Just leave the gate open” 😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @devildog3606
      @devildog3606 4 роки тому +3

      Lest a gate open 25 years ago still can’t sit down

    • @hazellevesque7773
      @hazellevesque7773 3 роки тому +2

      ^^ felt that

    • @smittysmeee
      @smittysmeee 3 роки тому +3

      Everyone who grew up cattle country remembering their Dad's belt: 😣

    • @AG-sp9zt
      @AG-sp9zt 3 роки тому +1

      @@devildog3606 *copied comment*

    • @devildog3606
      @devildog3606 3 роки тому

      @@AG-sp9zt not purposely copied just tell the truth

  • @ranchurdhimster4955
    @ranchurdhimster4955 4 роки тому +545

    "I wear underwear."
    I for one say it should be called going cowboy.

    • @itsallaboutthatbass8558
      @itsallaboutthatbass8558 4 роки тому +19

      My dad always said “The only thing between me and the good lord is these pair of britches.”

    • @sally180
      @sally180 3 роки тому +3

      In Australia, it is 😂😂

  • @christophermiller9516
    @christophermiller9516 4 роки тому +901

    This feels like if city boys just decided to have a laugh and try to be cowboys for a week

    • @r0tting_.Bxnes4
      @r0tting_.Bxnes4 4 роки тому +2

      Christopher Miller omg yassssss!

    • @lisathuban8969
      @lisathuban8969 4 роки тому +26

      City boys don't talk like that either. City girls do.

    • @tripodurra
      @tripodurra 4 роки тому +13

      Hey I’m city but my hearts country don’t bust on people just cause they’re city

    • @annabelledubose616
      @annabelledubose616 3 роки тому +2

      I'm surprised they didn't say he-aaa-h

    • @MarekUtd
      @MarekUtd 3 роки тому +2

      City boys rather get a job that actually pays well.

  • @The_CIA
    @The_CIA 4 роки тому +234

    *_"Nah, we don't need to check the fence today - it should be fine."_*
    Lol that'd be mine.

  • @iloveamerica8541
    @iloveamerica8541 4 роки тому +835

    We wanna see them outtakes

  • @natashasavage8039
    @natashasavage8039 4 роки тому +840

    “Easy Carol Baskins”
    😂😂😂😂😂

  • @madisongroves9398
    @madisongroves9398 4 роки тому +130

    I don’t have cattle so I can’t relate that much but one time I did leave the gate open to my horses and I had to walk for 3 miles .....NEVER AGAIN

  • @ingridhk4285
    @ingridhk4285 4 роки тому +214

    I haven’t watched a single cowboy-related video ever. I need to know what youtube’s algorithm was thinking with this one

  • @Ogrematic
    @Ogrematic 3 роки тому +70

    I gotta show this to my uncle. I don't know whether he's gonna laugh or zap me with a cattle prod again, but it'll be funny either way.

  • @cameronbennett5085
    @cameronbennett5085 4 роки тому +164

    “You’ve got a bug on your shoulder” *snorts*

  • @AG-sp9zt
    @AG-sp9zt 4 роки тому +1626

    Things Cowboys don't say:
    Things English riders say:

    • @HavvahartKL
      @HavvahartKL 4 роки тому +43

      I thought the same thing 😂

    • @graceofgrace5562
      @graceofgrace5562 4 роки тому +78

      I ride English but learned western so everyone looks at me like I’m insane when I work... oops

    • @sofialol6613
      @sofialol6613 4 роки тому +22

      The reason I went to the comment section was to find this, thank you.

    • @sofialol6613
      @sofialol6613 4 роки тому +4

      @@graceofgrace5562 oop-
      Same here lol

    • @AG-sp9zt
      @AG-sp9zt 4 роки тому +15

      @@graceofgrace5562 same!! well sorta. I started off riding western but didn't progress very far. Once I started to learn how to trot, that's when I found English riding! I fell in love with show jumping and dressage and I wasn't very fond of the western displcines. So I switched over

  • @jswart3179
    @jswart3179 4 роки тому +92

    The funniest one has got to be when he got of his horse at the end🤣

  • @briaschalesky6628
    @briaschalesky6628 4 роки тому +62

    “Just Leave the Gate Open” NOOOOOOOOO PLZ NOOOOO 😭🤦🏽‍♀️😭

  • @paytonanthony9251
    @paytonanthony9251 4 роки тому +57

    “The cows are vegan” I’m weak 😂

  • @CharlieAnneCaves
    @CharlieAnneCaves 4 роки тому +28

    "You got a bug on your shoulder."
    That reaction is what got me to hit the like button. 😂😂😂

  • @adjacentchannel
    @adjacentchannel 3 роки тому +31

    "Kinda feeling it might be to muddy to ranch today" 😂

  • @bubbabitty5438
    @bubbabitty5438 3 роки тому +19

    “Put some kale in a blender, a little cumin and essential oils, mix them then, rub it round the edge of your beer” 😂😂😂

  • @adensmith834
    @adensmith834 4 роки тому +146

    Ropin’ and Ariana Grande ain’t something that goes together, Ol’ son.

    • @joshsqualitylawncare8585
      @joshsqualitylawncare8585 4 роки тому +3

      Aden Smith no it doesn’t?

    • @cowboypoet2067
      @cowboypoet2067 4 роки тому +14

      When you're on the wagon 3000 head deep on branding season sometimes you need a little Dangerous women old son

    • @adensmith834
      @adensmith834 4 роки тому +2

      Josh Dettamanti: ya got me there ol’ son

    • @danceswithspiders2309
      @danceswithspiders2309 4 роки тому +1

      Hey I'd rope an tie her in a New York minute 🤠

    • @adensmith834
      @adensmith834 4 роки тому

      45cc Country: I’m inclined to agree with ya’ partner

  • @redgator652
    @redgator652 4 роки тому +165

    If dale brisby dont like this comment he aint no cowboy ol son.

  • @outthasky
    @outthasky 4 роки тому +23

    The Prius trailer hitch line almost made him break.

  • @joeryan9130
    @joeryan9130 4 роки тому +631

    Was this a trailer to broke back mountain

    • @hu4l.117
      @hu4l.117 4 роки тому +8

      Haha gross 😂😂

    • @TurningGuns
      @TurningGuns 3 роки тому +3

      I thought it was the sequel 😁

    • @johnmott8278
      @johnmott8278 3 роки тому +6

      Yeah that's real cute until you realize that cowboys ranchers and Farmers have fed this country and thousands of other countries since the founding of america. And guess what, we are all about to lose that

    • @lolwtnick4362
      @lolwtnick4362 3 роки тому +4

      @@johnmott8278 lose that? or sell it to mcds and real estate developers to get filthy rich?

    • @lancejames7072
      @lancejames7072 3 роки тому +2

      @@johnmott8278 there is not anywhere close to a thousand countries

  • @westxranchin
    @westxranchin 4 роки тому +60

    “Easy Carol Baskins... she’s a saint!” Hahaha! ! !

  • @melinatafarella9775
    @melinatafarella9775 4 роки тому +58

    "thats a gelding." "Gender neutral" 😂

  • @bobbyholloway9776
    @bobbyholloway9776 4 роки тому +36

    "If you wanna take a step then take a step!" 😂😂

  • @lukeescamilla9386
    @lukeescamilla9386 4 роки тому +37

    I do love fire smell not gonna lie sometimes I stand in the smoke on Perp-us

  • @georgie3821
    @georgie3821 4 роки тому +111

    “Easy Carol Baskins....She’s a saint!”

  • @fearlesssfcappuccino
    @fearlesssfcappuccino 3 роки тому +8

    "I kinda feel like it might be too muddy to ranch today." XD OMG. These are fantastic

  • @marshallwhite7324
    @marshallwhite7324 4 роки тому +39

    "Take a quick selfie of me"

  • @neppietism
    @neppietism 3 роки тому +4

    im not at all a cowboy, in fact i live in nyc, but i still enjoyed this video like i understood what everything meant and after like 9 months. god we love youtube’s recommendations

  • @mbower50
    @mbower50 3 роки тому +7

    “Just leave the gate open” hahaha I’m dying

  • @BidenCrashenomics
    @BidenCrashenomics 3 роки тому +11

    "We designated a smoking section."
    On a ranch 🤣

  • @quinbrady
    @quinbrady 4 роки тому +13

    "We designated a smoking section."

  • @nmelkhunter1
    @nmelkhunter1 4 роки тому +10

    This is the best video Dale has ever made. It wasn’t a 90, it was a 190! On to the next one Ol Son. And I don’t mean Starbucks...

  • @sarahc.6222
    @sarahc.6222 3 роки тому +6

    The “you got a bug on your shoulder” really cracked me up 😂

  • @johnpierce2095
    @johnpierce2095 4 роки тому +35

    the horse makes the rules lol

  • @-Beidou-
    @-Beidou- 3 роки тому +7

    "New hitch on a Prius..."
    I died. 😂

  • @joseywales7930
    @joseywales7930 4 роки тому +100

    Gender neutral. Dude coffee came out my nose.

  • @laurynembree6430
    @laurynembree6430 4 роки тому +5

    That moment when you just got a order from him to make a set of custom spurs because that's what you do and now you are really excited but you dont know what to do now

  • @steveforsing13
    @steveforsing13 3 роки тому +2

    Man couldn't even say Prius without almost laughing. Mad respect.

  • @alissag.8150
    @alissag.8150 4 роки тому +4

    "Leave the gate open" made me snort-laugh. 😂😂

  • @angeliquebenham9795
    @angeliquebenham9795 3 роки тому +2

    I live on a ranch, the "light to moderate" ranching made me spit my coffee!

  • @lucillebielaszka-duvernay8313
    @lucillebielaszka-duvernay8313 4 роки тому +5

    "Easy Carole Baskin" had me dying🤣🤣🤣

  • @YourMom-qk9pv
    @YourMom-qk9pv 3 роки тому +1

    These are all things that I 100% heard or either said while living on a farm. This is so hilarious. I saw a man singing "wap" while fixing a fence once. I appreciate that man.

  • @joshsalwen
    @joshsalwen 3 роки тому +3

    “You got a bug on your shoulder.” 😂

  • @jonerickson2358
    @jonerickson2358 3 роки тому +2

    I was born and raised in Montana. Spent a couple of summers running rodeo stock. NOW THAT'S FUNNY SHIT!! "I think it might be too muddy to ranch today!!!!!"

  • @14nevergiveup13
    @14nevergiveup13 4 роки тому +14

    "Just Keep The Gate Open"

  • @AverageMomma
    @AverageMomma 4 роки тому +4

    I just abut died. So glad I stumbled across this gem.

  • @comptonghost9013
    @comptonghost9013 4 роки тому +12

    This is a funny one man i need a 67 year old rancher here soon

  • @xxx-kf4wb
    @xxx-kf4wb 4 роки тому +21

    So they didn't say yee haw here...
    That means.... They actually say that... I interesting

  • @tudyk21
    @tudyk21 4 роки тому +26

    Had to look up who Carol Baskins is. Great video, though!

  • @carloreubenvongerkin9760
    @carloreubenvongerkin9760 3 роки тому +6

    Things cowboys don't say....
    "Let's make a UA-cam video. Be sure to wear your cleanest clothes!"

  • @SquirrelgrlandChar
    @SquirrelgrlandChar 3 роки тому +6

    1:30 ya know what I hate, the horse trying to untie its self in the background 🐴

  • @skyking228
    @skyking228 4 роки тому +10

    I'll bet they both get mani-pedis… Fun to watch, thanks!

  • @fractalcat3696
    @fractalcat3696 3 роки тому +3

    “I wear underwear” LMAO

  • @katesampleseverything
    @katesampleseverything 4 роки тому +3

    I almost had a heart attack when he said "just leave the gate open". 😂

  • @Danka42
    @Danka42 3 роки тому +6

    Me: probably never touched a cow in my life
    UA-cam: Here's a recommendation I know you'll love!

  • @UsernameSaraWithNoH
    @UsernameSaraWithNoH 3 роки тому +7

    He could barely keep a straight face when talking about the Prius 😂

  • @bricekey8276
    @bricekey8276 4 роки тому +5

    Oh my gosh that’s the funniest one you’ve ever posted. Nailed it!!! 😂🤣

  • @virtualsarah247
    @virtualsarah247 4 роки тому +2

    This video fills me with a burning rage that I can’t explain. The pretentiousness is unrivaled 🤩

  • @alanna4872
    @alanna4872 3 роки тому +3

    This is literally exactly what it’s like at my all female, English barn.

    • @geraldfrost4710
      @geraldfrost4710 3 роки тому

      "Take a quick selfie of me!" Yep. With a hair flip and a giggle.

  • @AbesShenanigans
    @AbesShenanigans 3 роки тому +2

    This is the best thing I've ever watched

  • @sjfarish
    @sjfarish 4 роки тому +7

    I did put a trailer hitch on a Ford Fiesta one time back in 1979...lol To pull a little jon boat and it worked out pretty good but looked pretty stupid though...

  • @qmartin1997
    @qmartin1997 3 роки тому +1

    I don't know how I got here but I am glad.

  • @minisoduh
    @minisoduh 3 роки тому +3

    “you thought you could put a NEW hitch on your prius without me noticing “ 💀

  • @codyroden719
    @codyroden719 4 роки тому +2

    We’re’d you get tickets to that” was the best part

  • @AustinAirCo
    @AustinAirCo 3 роки тому +4

    Taking the day off today, I milked those steers yesterday.

  • @LizzyTexBorden
    @LizzyTexBorden 4 роки тому +7

    "......like I wouldn't even notice." LOL.

  • @9989Wolverine
    @9989Wolverine 4 роки тому +6

    the carol baskins comment killed me lol

  • @b5maddog
    @b5maddog 4 роки тому +5

    Please if there are outtakes please please post

  • @joshcossaboom7316
    @joshcossaboom7316 4 роки тому +7

    I laughed so hard at this!!

  • @wywyb88
    @wywyb88 3 роки тому +1

    "We're headed into town, you going to change your clothes? " needs to be on the list.

  • @libertymyers1490
    @libertymyers1490 4 роки тому +6

    Dale: woah Meredith
    Leroy: that's a guilding
    Dale: it's gender neutral

  • @docwilson8343
    @docwilson8343 2 роки тому +1

    “I was at the Arianna Grande Concert”…..LMAO!!

  • @Savvy_equine11
    @Savvy_equine11 4 роки тому +4

    We all secretly love having our horses tails braided

  • @stevenrichards8880
    @stevenrichards8880 4 роки тому +1

    It's like the horses are looking at these guys going..."what the hell".. Well done gentleman.

  • @MickeyGreenEyes213
    @MickeyGreenEyes213 4 роки тому +3

    "Whoa Meredith"
    "That's a gelding"
    "Gender neutral"
    😂😂😂

  • @Wade_Winter
    @Wade_Winter 3 роки тому +1

    Just leave the gate open is a banger already lol

  • @laffin_out_loud
    @laffin_out_loud 3 роки тому +5

    This would be a Gen Z cowboy.

  • @Silivrenwolf
    @Silivrenwolf 3 роки тому +1

    Lol I'm glad I stumbled upon this. It was hilarious 🤣

  • @juleswins3
    @juleswins3 4 роки тому +4

    I’ve never seen a cowboy wearing a hat quite like his, either. Or jeans come to think of it.

    • @harrisjuan1564
      @harrisjuan1564 4 роки тому

      I always thought they were kind of funny. Come to think of it. JB must roll that way too. Lol

    • @DaleBrisbyBullRider
      @DaleBrisbyBullRider  4 роки тому +4

      you ain't no cowboy

    • @harrisjuan1564
      @harrisjuan1564 4 роки тому

      Dale Brisby keep it 90 ol’son. Now give me some hearts. Lol

    • @squarebodyjesus6138
      @squarebodyjesus6138 4 роки тому

      @@DaleBrisbyBullRider I second that my guy

  • @Lucas-vk8fz
    @Lucas-vk8fz 3 роки тому +1

    Lmao ..I think it might be a little to muddy to ranch today ...hahaha these guys made my day

  • @HubertofLiege
    @HubertofLiege 4 роки тому +9

    I’m glad I can’t see their eyes.....window to the soul.

  • @disasterlesbian8973
    @disasterlesbian8973 4 роки тому

    i literally have never seen a horse up close before let alone ride one but this is the best video on youtube dont @ me

  • @emettdiede6318
    @emettdiede6318 4 роки тому +4

    “Pastures are too green”

  • @billobrien4761
    @billobrien4761 3 роки тому +1

    I lost it on the new hitch on a prius...

  • @mcaleerranching1808
    @mcaleerranching1808 4 роки тому +3

    Ok! I may have found this funnier if I knew what a couple of the things he mentioned were!

  • @robertdraco8404
    @robertdraco8404 3 роки тому

    As an ex-big outfit cowboy...I appreciated that!

  • @maxsanchez2339
    @maxsanchez2339 4 роки тому +15

    “Gender neutral” 😂

  • @pastorofmuppets8834
    @pastorofmuppets8834 3 роки тому

    I love the "maart as weell" responses.

  • @bendover3820
    @bendover3820 3 роки тому +2

    Diversity is our strength, That's something a CowBoy wouldn't say!

  • @Kholoured
    @Kholoured 3 роки тому

    Omg lmao "easy Carolyn haskins, shes a saint" I about died

  • @cynicismpiee
    @cynicismpiee 4 роки тому +12

    Me, a Northerner: Ah, yes, the unknown language of *South*

  • @edenadams3440
    @edenadams3440 4 роки тому +1

    "Easy Carole Baskin"
    I laughed really hard, because I said this to my horse the other day when she was acting up (I ride Western, and do ranching aswell. I don't do english)

  • @williamabernathy8802
    @williamabernathy8802 4 роки тому +5

    See my new shoes they have velcro. Do these overalls make me look fat. This could be titled things pig farmers say or cowboys don't say.

  • @lastfridaynite1
    @lastfridaynite1 3 роки тому

    "Easy Carol Baskin!!"🤣🤣🤣🤣⚰⚰⚰⚰⚰I'm so dead lmao!!

  • @yourlocohanji2017
    @yourlocohanji2017 4 роки тому +4

    I’m a cow girl and legit I don’t even say shiz most girls say then again this is why I got no friends other then my horses 😂

  • @whitenoiseihearu4018
    @whitenoiseihearu4018 4 роки тому

    ***Bug on the shoulder run...
    Lol
    Will make me smile straight into my last years....too funny.