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I see Jon finally freed his family from the dungeons of the RAID devs only to have them immediately captured by the Dislyte devs. He truly is the Liam Neeson of UA-camrs.
NGL.. when he said "Are you really at the back of the line if you turn around and face the other way? Now you're first in your own line!" That hit deeper than I expected
@@glipglop1412 I understand that everybody needs money, that is fair and i'm not against Ads. But it just looks like he makes videos because he getting sponsored (Last year or so). And this last video is just a big Adv.
I've seen a rise in the autoclicker/automated genre and I've seen games brag about it as a SELLING POINT "you can idle and level your characters!!!" why would I want to play a game (tm) that doesn't require me to play it? It's not even a game at that point.
JONTRON! Jon, we need your help, she’s back, Gwyneth Paltrow, she has made another Netflix show, it is titled “Love, Sex, and Goop” we need you to send her back to the pit from where she came
@@MoeMoon I was going to say the fiery pits of the nether world or Jontron’s sespit mentioned in the goop lab video, but nowadays, with Amphibia ended, and Owl House on its way out, that might be more fitting for someone who is evil enough to spread misinformation for their own benefit
@@jaayse Quite a few. Admitted its best years are behind it at this point and it's dropped off the top 20 most earning games on the store but it's still making a pretty penny off the existing player-base. Like most gacha games the tactic is to pull as many people in, in your first year with a shit ton of ads and then rely on milking your long time customers for as long as possible before closing the game. Of course some games like Fg/o and Genshin break that trend and seem to pull in new players constantly. But most gachas like Raid follow the above.
I remember when ads started becoming a thing on UA-cam and everyone would hate on content creators and call them sellouts. ...I never thought I'd want that back.
I feel like if Jon started a Patreon he probably wouldn't have to worry about finding sponsors- Specifically worry about finding sponsors who require you dedicate an entire video towards their product that approximately two people will actually download and play.
@@oceanfan7880 I wouldn't consider it "sucking money from people". You only need to support him if you want to. I support a few people on Patreon not because I feel _obligated_ to, but because I really like their work and I want to support what they're doing so that they *don't* have to rely on things like Raid: Shadow Legends being slapped on everything everywhere and taking up almost two minutes of their videos. Plus, he could do perks like early video access, shoutouts, behind the scenes stuff and maybe even an exclusive Discord or something like that. It would be a cool idea.
At the very least he still did his best to make this a legitamtely entertaining video despite it having to be a dedicated ad vid. Does suck that he has to do so many ads but he makes the best out of what he's given
Jon I am with other comments. I think most of us would directly pay to a patreon or something along the lines to help support future uploads. Thanks for the content over the years
This is pretty shameless and his recent videos aren't generally good enough to warrant a Patreon I think. Goop 1&2 we're funny but kid nation, boating licence, etc weren't that great. I miss the old game and movie reviews Jon is somewhat based, but this shameless money grubbing is going to ruin that and he'll wind up like every other "content creator"
If it meant he'd go back to the content he made before the hiatus, I would GLADLY support his patreon. You can really tell when he went "It's not worth spending months on a video just to get demonetized, so I'm gonna stop putting effort in"
@@kashsmith6181 it's less about the length of the video than the length of the ad. Most ads are only for like, a minute. This one is 7. So either he went above and beyond for this ad or they paid a TON
He's done videos like these for years, the only difference was it used to be for big name/popular games like Smite and Far Cry Primal. Because of his politics/controversies related to politics he isn't able to do sponsored videos for games like those anymore. Hell even for the "less contentious" content creators I see all they're able to do anymore for sponsors is also either mobile games or things like Raycon earbuds, Ridge Wallet, etc. Also shouldering the responsibility of a Patreon is probably something he would rather not do if he can help it. If you're already well-off and also getting paid decent sponsor money for brief ads for some mobile games like Jon probably is then he's not going to do a Patreon unless he was really hurting. And without a Patreon he can do videos at his leisure and not be beholden to promises offered for tiered patrons and so forth. UA-cam is a different place than it was when JonTron was peaking as a content creator (when he did reviews of video games, when he had that intro, Jacques as a side character), as were his relations with other creators and his audience before...things happened, and the content he chooses to do now is also different (while retaining his characteristic personality). In short, everything has gone to complete and utter shit. But Jon is maintaining pretty well I'd say. And his videos are still good. So that counts for something I think.
@@jahrfuhlnehm I honestly forgot about the far cry primal video that was pretty good actually. Never saw his Smite video tho as it was taken down before I found his channel. Anyway that’s fair enough I guess. I didn’t think this video was really bad or anything. Just weird.
With the type of game this is, there's no way Jon actually plays it or the multitude of other similar games like Raid and other shit mobile wallet drainers he's peddled.
Wait was this literally just a giant ad? I don’t know if I’m impressed at how easy he can get that money or if I’m disappointed he tricked us into watching an ad.
Isn't it weird games use 'addicting' as a positive trait in advertising? I don't go "yeah these meds are great, they're so addicting" or go "yeah I have a shopping addiction, it's great"
The only thing I can think of are those old cigarette ads back in the 40s and 50s before smoking was seen as a bad thing and regulated by the government.
@@HiGlowie It's kinda sad too because when mobile games started there was this excitement about them being the next big thing, and now the biggest games are glorified casino games. If anything describes itself as having "addictive gameplay" I see it as a big red flag, cause they're not there to help you have a good time, but to keep you there as long as possible.
So, this is essentially a massive ad for Dislyte and Jon on some form of chemical that induces viewers to be hypnotically induced into watching him. I have no idea where this was going, or meant to go. But I loved and hated it all together. What an emotional video.
I love JonTron with all my heart... but dear God I wish these shitass mobile game companies would put half as much of their budget into their trash games instead of advertising
I like the duality in the comments. The people who haven’t finished the video yet celebrating the upload frequency and the people who have seen the whole video and are pissed off that it’s just a big elaborate advert.
I still think Jon is funny as hell, but his newer content really does feel like too much of the focus is on production value instead of really solid writing/jokes.
@@MouseGoat that's because back then he wasn't a full time youtuber and UA-cam itself was better. Now you gotta have a sponsor take any amount of money. And the sponsors suck most of the time.
I love you Jon-you’re hilarious and charismatic-but you just duped me into watching an ad disguised as content, and that seems to violate some implicit agreement between creator and consumer. Start a Patreon!!
I guarantee that if he starts a Patreon he won't get shit. I've seen so many creators try to do just that and all the people asking don't donate a cent. Jon isn't that stupid, and people don't know what they want and will break a promise that won't effect them. I'd rather Jon do this and get reliable payment than expect degens on the internet with no job to give him 5 bucks a month just so he doesn't inconvenience them with an occasional ad. He needs to support his channel the way he sees most fit, would you trust strangers on the internet to put food on your table?
@@pearlysplayhouse7761 could you give examples of creators (of similar size to jon's) trying patreon and not have it work out? your guarantee isnt really saying much. If Jon was able to provide some form content on patreon then it seems pretty likely that there would be some income generated from there, especially if he posted stuff there consistently.
@@connor5982 no, cause at the end of the day I don't like fans telling content creators what to do, because none of us know his personal life and connect with him to even deserve the right to give advice. He wasnt your real life friend, you just like his art
@@pearlysplayhouse7761 @Pearly's Playhouse well I understand where your coming from, but in most cases stuff like this is more of a suggestion. Currently, a lot of the complaints from fans seem to be more related to Jon's upload schedule. Don't you think that some people would appreciate extra content whether that be updates or behind the scenes?
JonTron's ads for these mobile game sponsors are so thorough in their passive-aggressive snark and not-so-subtle shade that I'm surprised they still keep throwing money at him.
Ehh, he made it entertaining. I'm fine with it. Though if he's doing sponsorship deals in separate videos, it's a little annoying to also have to put up with them in-between the videos themselves, too, but whatever. It's not like I'm turning off my adblocker for him, I'll deal with it.
@@fazori You're right of course but I doubt TC was talking about being burned financially but by losing subs. Jons been on a slow downward spiral of subs since the start of the year because people see him as greedy and only making content for the sake of money. This video definitely doesn't change that perception. In the short term this ad is going to bring him a lot of money but if he continues down this road he's going to lose subs and worse he's going to lose views. *tl'dr* - It's that old folly of focusing on the present rather than looking at the long term. See the current US inflation issues for a pretty blatant example.
It's probably too much ask, but I want to see Jon actually PLAY the mobile games he keeps getting sponsored by, if only because it means he'd be doing a game review and that he'd be contractually obligated to bring Jaques out of retirement.
I have to say, them Dislyte folks better have paid Jon one fat cheque for this one. I don't know any other UA-camr who has gone this far for just one ad read. The creativity on this one is actually worth more than any game out there right now!
Dislyte feels like if genshin impact and raid had an illegitimate child Aggressive advertising plus "hey!!! Do you want to pay 100 dollars for a cardboard cutout of a hot guy or lady???"
Dislyte actually isn't like the trailers. It's a typical turn based gatcha yes, but with plenty of its own unique style with graphics that are really appealing. It's vibe is music and the summon screen let's you be a, "mini DJ." It's got its quirks that keep me playing for now. I don't know if I see much playability for a long time though. I recommend giving it a try though
the amount of anger and respect i felt simultaneously when it turned out the entire skit was a mobile game ad i don't think can be achieved anywhere else
@@bianchi2425 It's sad to see him drift towards just watching random stuff on the Internet (a few are notable though, for example flex-tape and that one series with children building their own little society). I thoroughly enjoyed him playing weird obscure retro-games and commenting on low-budget movies/series... at least those videos are still up and the good moments are forever in my memory.
Come on, man. You can't possibly be happy with this. I know you care a lot about your work. I'd gladly pay 5 bucks monthly on patreon if it meant never seeing this bullshit again.
"Are you really at the back of the line, if you turn around, and face the other way? No. Now you made your own line" Is a surprisingly uplifting quote lmfao
@@Apudurangdinya Did you really want to follow that line? Or is the end of that line merely where the world wanted you to be? Do you go your own way despite the new arrivals following the metaphorical line disliking you for it? Or do you follow what other people want you to become?
Jontron I miss when you would review shows and movies, I’d love another goosebumps/are you afraid of the dark special again and I love when you did old scary games!
Today I had one of the worst sleeps I've had in a long time, with super weird dreams that made absolutely no sense. This vídeo was like a continuation of that.
Kudos for not turning the comment section off. You know what you did and what you'll get for that. Thats right. A one or two fuck you Jon. But we still love you, Jon. Just trust yourself and give us what you think is funny. We sure think its funny too. Start a patreon and go nuts. We dont care about post production. Fuck that. Go with the flow!
To be honest the "if you're at the back of the line turn aroundand become the front of it" idea is honestly straight out of kamina'a mouth Edit: i figured all the GL fans would like this... I was right!
I have an add-on called "Sponsor Block" which usually automatically skips sponsored video segments, but for this video it literally says "the whole video fits the description of sponsored and it's not possible to separate ads from content." This is the first time I've ever seen that.
The TITs talk actually made me optimistic and excited about the game, since you can see pretty cool art and concepts for the game in the slides. Then I saw gameplay and went right back to being sad.
Yeah it’s just another mobile idle rpg game with a gatcha system that will more than likely push the player to want to spend money once the spectacle of flashy skills and characters wear off like most do.
Simple fact about the internet, if a game developer has to pay content creators to promote its game, it's probably because the gameplay isn't attractive
If ya want a decent gatcha game try Sdorica, nice art style, music, and the characters and story are more than surface level, and the gameplay is more engaging than watch your guys fight.
Just so you know what you're getting into: - 1% to get legendary characters - There's a special elemental affinity that has its own pool too - 120 pulls for pity breaker - Gear with unique stats (korean grinding) - There are some espers that only appear in ripples (raid like instances in the chat, channel locked) that only have 20 entries, and said esper is actually top tier for most content. - It's published by Lilith Games.
The end times are upon us. I remember when Jon used to upload frequent masterpieces, now and entire vid is just an ad? I know how reasons why but something like this is discouraging to one of his biggest fans. Also can't wait for the next one to come out 3 months from now rip
Man this guy nailed the ted talk intonation and tone, the redundancy of concepts and phrases, reducing complex concepts in simple one step process. Perfect he analysed it well. The self deprecating jokes and quirky gait and science-y jargon
Chapter 15: The Realization And in that moment, Jon looked at himself in shock of what he had become, he stood there silent, with the realization of his head, he truly became what he opposed - in his eyes, he became what he tried to slay, he became the enemy, he became the harbinger...of shitty mobile games. He truly lived long enough to see himself become the villain
Woah! Two in one week?! Bro this is amazing! Thank you Jontron! Best skits as always! Can’t wait for this to be another classic! It’s an ad and short but it’s something to fall asleep to and make your device go to sleep
@@Lanoman123 so I gave it a chance, I played it for at least 2hrs and MY GOD. It was a god damn snoozefest, the gameplay is uninspired and overused, the story is bland, the character design look like knockoff League clones, the only thing it has going for it is its artsyle, which isn't even that good.
I have come to appreciate the not so consistent uploads. We are spoiled in current times where you can watch a whole season of your favourite show in one night instead of having to wait for a certain time on a certain day of the week on a certain channel. There was a time when if you had a favourite show you would have to stop what your doing at 7 pm on a Friday and get home to watch the new episode of your favourite show and Friends and family would meet up and watch the the show together. My point is we are in such a live in the moment time in history, some times it’s good to have something to look forward to even if it’s just the little things and ti me the waiting makes it that much better experience wise
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Jon, call your mother
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“I wish JonTron would make a dedicated video-game video again”
A finger curls on the monkey’s paw…
lmao, well you have two left buddy, better make em good.
@@meteorheartofficialwhat
@@meteorheartofficialyeah, what?
One of the most poetic comments I saw all year.
@@meteorheartofficial why do I understand this
I see Jon finally freed his family from the dungeons of the RAID devs only to have them immediately captured by the Dislyte devs. He truly is the Liam Neeson of UA-camrs.
JonTron in the Multiverse of Advertisements
🤣
Dislyte really cracking a lot of UA-camrs lately. I'll always know SSJ9K as the OG who was sponsored by Dislyte first.
Fun fact! "Liam" is short for "William."
We all know every single UA-camr out there hates raid and any other mobile game.
My theory with this video is that JonTron had a deadline with this sponsor and didn't have a real video ready so he quickly put this thing together.
You would be absolutely correct
Yeah that sucked
Totally
At least he put some effort into it
I'm not even mad. That breakdown scene with all thr people in the crowd just watching made me crack up
I'm absolutely going to ignore this games existence, thank you jontron
UA-cam be like: "oh no you won't"
seriously i got an ad for dislyte on top of an ad for dislyte, WTF
@@bluishwolf don’t forget Disblock!
JonTron made an entire video to tell us that he finally overcame his addiction to Raid: Shadow Legends. And I couldn't be more proud.
But he replaced it with another addiction, so should we be feeling proud?
@@Hyper_Drud first it was War Robots, then it was RAID. Time will tell what comes next.
@@ScrewBallTheAlien The highest bidder ;)
One small price to pay for salvation
@@samdherring also possibly whichever one lets him have creative control when making the advertisements.
NGL.. when he said "Are you really at the back of the line if you turn around and face the other way? Now you're first in your own line!"
That hit deeper than I expected
Indeed, sometimes you find wisdom in stupid things.
Too bad the original line goes into a delicious kebab restaurant and my own line goes directly into incoming traffic.
Sir, this is a Wendy's... you're just facing the door now.
@@imraneyubov1 And in a hard life of drinking.
I reverted clicking on this video until he said that.. pure genius
The only thing that can break John’s non existent upload schedule is the power of money
It's quite sad actually
@@DeathCoreGuitar
“How dare he want to make money by doing something he invests time into”
@@glipglop1412 Say that to Activision-Blizzard.
Thank whatever fates there are that Jon's smack addiction is still rampant.
@@glipglop1412 I understand that everybody needs money, that is fair and i'm not against Ads. But it just looks like he makes videos because he getting sponsored (Last year or so). And this last video is just a big Adv.
"You can automate your battles to earn loot without doing anything!"
Wow, guys! It's such a good game you don't have to EVEN PLAY IT!
I've seen a rise in the autoclicker/automated genre and I've seen games brag about it as a SELLING POINT "you can idle and level your characters!!!" why would I want to play a game (tm) that doesn't require me to play it? It's not even a game at that point.
@@austinkasunic1291 Breasts.
@@austinkasunic1291 the character collecting aspect
@@austinkasunic1291big number go up
I knew it was too good to be true when Jon uploaded twice in a month.
...it was.
WE DONE BEEN BAMBOOZLED!!!
My thoughts exactly
/watch?v=abQ9wvPLKEY
Jontron has officially entered the Shaq endgame, where hes done everything he wanted to do and now focuses on making ads for shitty products.
He must buy Papa John's and remove the H
Literally no but ok
Shame if that were the case since his earlier work showed a lot of potential.
@@Zabrakjedi ech
i mean the games not that bad
JONTRON! Jon, we need your help, she’s back, Gwyneth Paltrow, she has made another Netflix show, it is titled “Love, Sex, and Goop” we need you to send her back to the pit from where she came
Send her back to DISNEY?
Agony.
@@MoeMoon I was going to say the fiery pits of the nether world or Jontron’s sespit mentioned in the goop lab video, but nowadays, with Amphibia ended, and Owl House on its way out, that might be more fitting for someone who is evil enough to spread misinformation for their own benefit
69, nice
I am unsure where the correlation is between these topics
The most hilarious thing is that everybody knows Jon never played even five minutes of this wretched mobile shit.
Not even once 😂😂😂
it's a Raid clone but geared towards League players with kpop looking ass characters. They probably make bank alone from that aesthetic choice.
Games actually pretty good. Ngl
They have an over reliance on saying Freaking
@@Pendji Not necessarily a raid clone but yes it is a gacha game
but jon I already spent my life savings on raid shadow legends!
LOL
do anyone actually play those games though? just curious it seems like an inside joke
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I didn't.
@@jaayse Quite a few. Admitted its best years are behind it at this point and it's dropped off the top 20 most earning games on the store but it's still making a pretty penny off the existing player-base. Like most gacha games the tactic is to pull as many people in, in your first year with a shit ton of ads and then rely on milking your long time customers for as long as possible before closing the game.
Of course some games like Fg/o and Genshin break that trend and seem to pull in new players constantly. But most gachas like Raid follow the above.
Goddamn, Dislyte is REALLY aggressive in their advertising campaign, having youtubers dedicate whole videos to the game.
Must be a LOT of cash
@@reubenyesplease5374 jon got a whole fucking stage rented and everything.. must be paying him up the wazoo
Pretty much every video I watched today was sponsored by Dislyte
to be fair, it is a really fun game
@@ChillerCrow how much did they pay you ?
I'm dying to know how much money it took to motivate this man to make an entire video release that was just an ad.
I mean he did it before, there was one video he did with Ethan that was just an ad for some shitty mobile game
four quadrillion dollers
five dollars and the biggest hug you've ever seen
The billionaire of beat em ups
10 to 15k
I remember when ads started becoming a thing on UA-cam and everyone would hate on content creators and call them sellouts.
...I never thought I'd want that back.
The audience wanted Jon to make new game videos, and Jon has obliged us like a malicious genie
yeah we definitely had a finger curl on the monkey's paw there
This is hands down the funniest comment, you win. I’m cackling over here.
be careful what you wish for type beat
more of a racists genie /watch?v=abQ9wvPLKEY
Its a fucking monkey paw. New content but its...
...cringe...
I feel like if Jon started a Patreon he probably wouldn't have to worry about finding sponsors- Specifically worry about finding sponsors who require you dedicate an entire video towards their product that approximately two people will actually download and play.
dont think he wants to suck money from people and just from big companys
@@oceanfan7880 I wouldn't consider it "sucking money from people". You only need to support him if you want to. I support a few people on Patreon not because I feel _obligated_ to, but because I really like their work and I want to support what they're doing so that they *don't* have to rely on things like Raid: Shadow Legends being slapped on everything everywhere and taking up almost two minutes of their videos.
Plus, he could do perks like early video access, shoutouts, behind the scenes stuff and maybe even an exclusive Discord or something like that. It would be a cool idea.
Almost certain this video got Jon and Co at least $100k. I'm fine with these videos if the creators are making money.
At the very least he still did his best to make this a legitamtely entertaining video despite it having to be a dedicated ad vid. Does suck that he has to do so many ads but he makes the best out of what he's given
@@ClovisPictures I think that he would feel better if he got it from ads instead of the audience giving him money but idk what he is thinking
Literally the most content Jon has ever put out in one year 😳 kinda concerned
It’s an ad :(
this is just an ad
Can't tell if suicidal Jon would make more or less videos at this point
It’s wacky
Bro needs money
I miss when you would just review a game with your robot bird.
Same bro. He's selling out hard with this one
And not spout on about replacement theory.
@@christomanci Nah he should keep doing that
@@chad9166 touch grass "chad" talk to human being with your mouth and tongue not your fingers. might be fun.
I agree I miss his video game reviews.
Jon I am with other comments. I think most of us would directly pay to a patreon or something along the lines to help support future uploads. Thanks for the content over the years
Id be down for this.
I think these sponsors add a certain type of meta-level to these videos that's comical in itself.
This is pretty shameless and his recent videos aren't generally good enough to warrant a Patreon I think. Goop 1&2 we're funny but kid nation, boating licence, etc weren't that great. I miss the old game and movie reviews
Jon is somewhat based, but this shameless money grubbing is going to ruin that and he'll wind up like every other "content creator"
@@saurnjones7765 kid nation was awesome
If it meant he'd go back to the content he made before the hiatus, I would GLADLY support his patreon. You can really tell when he went "It's not worth spending months on a video just to get demonetized, so I'm gonna stop putting effort in"
I wonder how much they paid for this. It had to be a lot to get him to dedicate a whole damn video to it, right?
It's less than 7 minutes long. Way smaller than his typical videos.
@@kashsmith6181 true but it’s also a lot longer than one of his regular ads that would usually just be in the middle of a video.
@@kashsmith6181 it's less about the length of the video than the length of the ad. Most ads are only for like, a minute. This one is 7. So either he went above and beyond for this ad or they paid a TON
He's done videos like these for years, the only difference was it used to be for big name/popular games like Smite and Far Cry Primal. Because of his politics/controversies related to politics he isn't able to do sponsored videos for games like those anymore. Hell even for the "less contentious" content creators I see all they're able to do anymore for sponsors is also either mobile games or things like Raycon earbuds, Ridge Wallet, etc.
Also shouldering the responsibility of a Patreon is probably something he would rather not do if he can help it. If you're already well-off and also getting paid decent sponsor money for brief ads for some mobile games like Jon probably is then he's not going to do a Patreon unless he was really hurting. And without a Patreon he can do videos at his leisure and not be beholden to promises offered for tiered patrons and so forth.
UA-cam is a different place than it was when JonTron was peaking as a content creator (when he did reviews of video games, when he had that intro, Jacques as a side character), as were his relations with other creators and his audience before...things happened, and the content he chooses to do now is also different (while retaining his characteristic personality). In short, everything has gone to complete and utter shit. But Jon is maintaining pretty well I'd say. And his videos are still good. So that counts for something I think.
@@jahrfuhlnehm I honestly forgot about the far cry primal video that was pretty good actually. Never saw his Smite video tho as it was taken down before I found his channel.
Anyway that’s fair enough I guess. I didn’t think this video was really bad or anything. Just weird.
I think whoever wished for Jon to upload more gaming-related content, did it while using a *Monkey's Paw.*
Yup.
As long as we got more JonTron, it's worth it.
@@Abbaschand But this not true original good JonTron.... this, this is "modern" Jontron... :/
“That’s hokey, and old Jontron was better” except I mean it
@@Abbaschand is it though....?
_Is it really....???_
The amount of effort put into this ad contradicts my disappointment that it’s an ad.
"I don't think I ever really liked myself"
Words I live by.
“I don’t think I’ve ever liked myself really” *dubstep intensifies*
What are you 14?
@@unclemaggot why? Am I gonna have to call Chris Hansen?
@@spacecowboy2885 Bro what?
@@unclemaggot you said what are you 14 and I was like “sounds your looking for 14 year olds lol”
"In the real time arena you'll compete against eachother in classic turn based combat" - ah yes, turns, the staple of real time combat
Oh my god
I think he meant to say both players are playing at the same time, instead of sending their turn via e-mail or pidgeon.
I think the "Real time arena" Is a branding thing.
So frustrating
@@realbranflakes Probably has a "(tm)" at the end.
I played a game once where the gimmick was that it was turn based but during your turn you could freely move though it was limited
This was just like a real TED talk. You were taking but you weren’t saying anything.
"I don't think I've ever liked myself, really" followed up by Jon on the turn tables kills me every time😂
@@bilinasmini3480 that made me loose it 😭😂💀
It's what he has to say about other races that matters most /watch?v=abQ9wvPLKEY
@@RockSleeper back to twitter, sewer gremlin
@@RockSleeper what are you getting paid for this?
It's been over two months since I first watched this video and I still haven't recovered
It’s been a decade
Dislyte is like actually holding this man hostage I think.
It must have been a huge battle to kill off Raid Shadow Legends
With the type of game this is, there's no way Jon actually plays it or the multitude of other similar games like Raid and other shit mobile wallet drainers he's peddled.
may be deserved /watch?v=abQ9wvPLKEY
@@RockSleeper back to twitter, sewer gremlin
@@RockSleeper grow up.
Wait was this literally just a giant ad? I don’t know if I’m impressed at how easy he can get that money or if I’m disappointed he tricked us into watching an ad.
This really was just an ad to get more filthy money.
I mean. I giggled. Not gonna play the game. Glad Jon's getting paid tho.
Well he said we would not recover, at least the machine is honest in its manipulation
disappointed for sure.
And the worst part is Dislyte is a worse game than RAID. Lol. Shameless.
I love how Jon is like”don’t worry … everything is fine” after pointing out the constant upload
Then he goes on a 6+ months hiatus
@Don't Read My Profile Photo I will respect your wishes
@Don't Read My Profile Photo Ok.
@Don't Read My Profile Photo great minecraft tutorials glad i checked
@Don't Read My Profile Photo i ain't gon read nothin!
E.
I feel the same way Ralphie from A Christmas Story felt when he realized his favorite show was just a commercial.
Isn't it weird games use 'addicting' as a positive trait in advertising? I don't go "yeah these meds are great, they're so addicting" or go "yeah I have a shopping addiction, it's great"
The only thing I can think of are those old cigarette ads back in the 40s and 50s before smoking was seen as a bad thing and regulated by the government.
That’s interesting, I didn’t notice that, but I’m glad you did. Kind of a sad state of affairs we are in regarding shit mobile games today.
@@HiGlowie It's kinda sad too because when mobile games started there was this excitement about them being the next big thing, and now the biggest games are glorified casino games. If anything describes itself as having "addictive gameplay" I see it as a big red flag, cause they're not there to help you have a good time, but to keep you there as long as possible.
@@MisterDutch93 oh absolutely, when they'd talk about the "addictive flavour" or a cigarette
I never understood it either. I feel guilty when I don't wanna do something else to play videogames instead :v
So, this is essentially a massive ad for Dislyte and Jon on some form of chemical that induces viewers to be hypnotically induced into watching him. I have no idea where this was going, or meant to go. But I loved and hated it all together. What an emotional video.
It puts roller coasters to shame really
I'm ashamed how far I made it into the video before I realized the entire thing was an elaborate advertisment.
And I still enjoyed ever second.
I love JonTron with all my heart... but dear God I wish these shitass mobile game companies would put half as much of their budget into their trash games instead of advertising
Sadly that will NEVER happen... The money they make from the sorry souls that feed THOUSANDS per person will never stop.
True story
Hey man, Chinese malware ain't gonna download itself.
capitalism
@@mayathepsychiic If you think that's all there is behind this Chinese spyware with colossal advertising budgets, you're wrong.
Should have been “I will literally never recover from making this video.”
"Be the front of your very own line"
That literally sounds like something an actual motivation speaker would say!!! 😂😂
Clap at the person in the mirror.
Lol
I know a particular German speaker who moved an entire nation that Jon would probably love /watch?v=abQ9wvPLKEY
I like the duality in the comments. The people who haven’t finished the video yet celebrating the upload frequency and the people who have seen the whole video and are pissed off that it’s just a big elaborate advert.
thing is, there never was an upload schedule. It is just JonTron being paid and making a TedTalk about it
For sure. Would have liked more of a lampooning about the “inspirational” over abundance of shallow Ted talks rather than… the 90 percent advert
Video is still funny
Spoiler alert!
Still the best elaborate advert on youtube
This guy went from being an angry retro game reviewer to the best smartphone shovel ware peddler. What a journey.
He also did that quirky lil wh!tə $uprəmacy bit a few years ago too.
I will occasionally return to the dai katana video
So true, but im confused why hes content has become so soul less and shilling.
Is this prehabs a cry for help? :U
I still think Jon is funny as hell, but his newer content really does feel like too much of the focus is on production value instead of really solid writing/jokes.
@@MouseGoat that's because back then he wasn't a full time youtuber and UA-cam itself was better. Now you gotta have a sponsor take any amount of money. And the sponsors suck most of the time.
I love you Jon-you’re hilarious and charismatic-but you just duped me into watching an ad disguised as content, and that seems to violate some implicit agreement between creator and consumer. Start a Patreon!!
I guarantee that if he starts a Patreon he won't get shit. I've seen so many creators try to do just that and all the people asking don't donate a cent. Jon isn't that stupid, and people don't know what they want and will break a promise that won't effect them. I'd rather Jon do this and get reliable payment than expect degens on the internet with no job to give him 5 bucks a month just so he doesn't inconvenience them with an occasional ad. He needs to support his channel the way he sees most fit, would you trust strangers on the internet to put food on your table?
@@pearlysplayhouse7761 could you give examples of creators (of similar size to jon's) trying patreon and not have it work out? your guarantee isnt really saying much. If Jon was able to provide some form content on patreon then it seems pretty likely that there would be some income generated from there, especially if he posted stuff there consistently.
@@connor5982 no, cause at the end of the day I don't like fans telling content creators what to do, because none of us know his personal life and connect with him to even deserve the right to give advice. He wasnt your real life friend, you just like his art
@@pearlysplayhouse7761 @Pearly's Playhouse well I understand where your coming from, but in most cases stuff like this is more of a suggestion. Currently, a lot of the complaints from fans seem to be more related to Jon's upload schedule. Don't you think that some people would appreciate extra content whether that be updates or behind the scenes?
@@connor5982 would you work harder at your job if someone asked you to without extra pay?
JonTron's ads for these mobile game sponsors are so thorough in their passive-aggressive snark and not-so-subtle shade that I'm surprised they still keep throwing money at him.
they don't care if it's ironic. they only care for the numbers
You just know that he hid under the desk at the end because he's fully aware of the flak he's going to cop.
Ehh, he made it entertaining. I'm fine with it.
Though if he's doing sponsorship deals in separate videos, it's a little annoying to also have to put up with them in-between the videos themselves, too, but whatever. It's not like I'm turning off my adblocker for him, I'll deal with it.
that's probably where the racism is kept too. /watch?v=abQ9wvPLKEY
Dude... get a Patreon, we love you, dont burn yourself like this
who cares. its free content. the fuk do you care
indeed
You have no idea how much money this company would have given him for this
@@fazori You're right of course but I doubt TC was talking about being burned financially but by losing subs. Jons been on a slow downward spiral of subs since the start of the year because people see him as greedy and only making content for the sake of money. This video definitely doesn't change that perception. In the short term this ad is going to bring him a lot of money but if he continues down this road he's going to lose subs and worse he's going to lose views.
*tl'dr* - It's that old folly of focusing on the present rather than looking at the long term. See the current US inflation issues for a pretty blatant example.
@@Goldenkitten1 and yeh then no one would buy PT
how is it that watching this a 2x speed still feels like an hour long of torture
It's probably too much ask, but I want to see Jon actually PLAY the mobile games he keeps getting sponsored by, if only because it means he'd be doing a game review and that he'd be contractually obligated to bring Jaques out of retirement.
It would be nice to see Jaques again
Holy shit Jaques. Haven't heard of him in FOREVER. Is he even alive still?
Jaques died prolly
I honestly forgot he even did game reviews before. It’s been so long
@@longsnoutpug7248 I've really been wondering that myself... /:
It's okay Jon. I didn't plan on recovering, even before watching this video.
I am so sorry
I have to say, them Dislyte folks better have paid Jon one fat cheque for this one. I don't know any other UA-camr who has gone this far for just one ad read.
The creativity on this one is actually worth more than any game out there right now!
I do agree with you, dislyte is a incredibly low bar to pass lmao
and tarnishing a pretty spotless reputation while doing it! hope that was a big bag!
Well matpat just did a whole video on an ad read lol. Still love Jon though.
"worth more than any game out there right now!"
aight chill lmao
You're right! Now I'm going to go to JonTron for all my commercial-watching purposes! JonTron makes the funniest commercials out there :)
I miss when JonTron was about a goofy guy, his cute lil bird, and a love for video games.
I miss Jacques. I miss the old jontron intro.
Yes pls everything stay the same always and never let creators do anything other than what gained them their initial popularity, ever.
Shocking? Not as shocking as this AHHHHH!.....But more shocking even still, lmao 🤣 that had me dying
Remember the "Old JonTron was better" line from bootleg Disney games?
That's old JonTron now. And it truly was better.
@@hunterlacefield6368 bro, sameee haha
Thank you Jon, very cool! I will literally never even think about Dislyte again after leaving this page.
based
No one sells cheap chinese mobile games like the master himself JonTron
I guess racism is viewed favorably in China /watch?v=abQ9wvPLKEY
I can't remember ever being this disappointed before.. and my parents got me a Sega Saturn instead of a PS1 for Christmas.
.
Panzer Dragoon and House of the Dead tho
The master has spoken.
Eww that's rough.
@Don't Read My Profile Photo ok
This may have surpassed Jack to the Future as one of the videos of all time
Jon having a nonsensical TEDTalk is now scratched off of my Bucket List
Sam Hyde did it first.
We need a collab between him and Sam Hyde
@@lildonnie7607 Sam is busy being the Ghost of Kiev right now
@@JakeandElwoodBlues yuh, a good 5 years ago or something.
You have a bucket list for things other people do?
I feel like Ralphie when his decoder ring spelled out, "Be sure to drink your Ovaltine."
The most accurate comment here.
Be sure?! BE SURE TO WHAT?! JONTRON IS TRYING TO TELL US SOMETHING! THE FATE OF THE WORLD MAY BE AT STAKE!!!!
"Be sure to Download Dislyte!"
As someone who as a sponsor segment skipping plug in, this video thoroughly confused me until I read you comment.
@@fellowhuman8682 besure to downvote or dislike
A crummy commercial? .... Son of a bitch.
Dislyte feels like if genshin impact and raid had an illegitimate child
Aggressive advertising plus "hey!!! Do you want to pay 100 dollars for a cardboard cutout of a hot guy or lady???"
Dislyte actually isn't like the trailers. It's a typical turn based gatcha yes, but with plenty of its own unique style with graphics that are really appealing. It's vibe is music and the summon screen let's you be a, "mini DJ." It's got its quirks that keep me playing for now. I don't know if I see much playability for a long time though. I recommend giving it a try though
Jon unfortunately needs that money, been advertising Raid and other games since a long time ago. I can understand it I guess.
At least Genshin has actual gameplay.
@@teapun3524
I wonder how much Dislyte paid you to say that.
@Russell White hahah no, also nvm. I just deleted today. I hit that wall of I realize it's no longer fun.
4:03 was the moment I understood what the entire purpose of the video was for…. And I’m sadly both “am” and “am not” surprised.
All it took was the economy to tank and the threat of mutually assured destruction to get Jon to upload more than once in a year.
Gotta make that magnum opus while there's still time
Vote democrat to get more JonTron videos
no more mean tweets though
the amount of anger and respect i felt simultaneously when it turned out the entire skit was a mobile game ad i don't think can be achieved anywhere else
racists do some pretty dumbfounded things huh? /watch?v=abQ9wvPLKEY
Everytime I forget Jon exists, he posts, and then I explore his entire channel and then life gets a bit better.
Same. Every now and then, when I remember him, I do a maraton of his videos
He uploaded 4 days ago
@@bianchi2425 a maraton across the naton
@Mishan 🅥 No, you don’t.
@@bianchi2425 It's sad to see him drift towards just watching random stuff on the Internet (a few are notable though, for example flex-tape and that one series with children building their own little society). I thoroughly enjoyed him playing weird obscure retro-games and commenting on low-budget movies/series... at least those videos are still up and the good moments are forever in my memory.
One long advertisement.
But it was the best advertisement I've ever seen.
I watched a 7 minute ad for no reason other than it was Jon. Whatever Dislyte paid you, it wasn't enough.
I have never been so confusing yet so entertained simultaneously
Rot in hell, bots
It's not a ted talk, it's a T.I.T. talk.
coincidentally the title of another Ted Talk:
"Reggie Watts disorients you in the most entertaining way"
Kinda
You do realize thou it was just a very blotted ADD?
While I'm sure you meant "confused" and not confusing. It does seem to prove your point that you've never been this confusing
You're right Jon I don't think I will recover from watching this
Come on, man. You can't possibly be happy with this. I know you care a lot about your work. I'd gladly pay 5 bucks monthly on patreon if it meant never seeing this bullshit again.
Ditto
I'd rather pay 10 a month then ever see mobile trash again
I'd rather bathe in sulfuric acid then see that cancer one more time
This. Please stop doing this stuff dude. It's painful.
Seriously, Tim Dillon is making close to 300k a month from $5 patreon subs.
I'm sure OAN or Fox News would take him, they love racists /watch?v=abQ9wvPLKEY
@@RockSleeper back to twitter, sewer gremlin
"Are you really at the back of the line, if you turn around, and face the other way? No. Now you made your own line"
Is a surprisingly uplifting quote lmfao
But... You won't be in the place you want to be, and new people arrived for the line will asked, excuse me, what the hell are you doing ?
@@Apudurangdinya Did you really want to follow that line? Or is the end of that line merely where the world wanted you to be?
Do you go your own way despite the new arrivals following the metaphorical line disliking you for it? Or do you follow what other people want you to become?
This is literally just Jon being himself whilst parodying Ted Talks!
"You won't recover from this video" indeed.
This had a strong nightmare puppeteer feel but irl
I won't recover because it was a badly disguised advert! Fuck sakes!
He's also advertising a mobile game for the duration of the whole video
@@GassedGasMask7 I know right? He's such a mad comedy genius!
Sam Hyde did it first
I've never felt this disappointed and betrayed after watching a jontron video
Facts
Same
Sounds like he’s been treating you pretty well then! 😂
The title did not disappoint
It was a solid TED satire, despite being a satire filled with ads
Congrats on 6.66M subscribers!
I will never recover the time I spent watching a GIANT MOBILE GAME AD. You're right. But I'm definitely not wasting anymore playing the actual game.
Amen
Kavernacle talks about a particular interview Jon was in that might save you from having Jon ever waste any more of your time /watch?v=abQ9wvPLKEY
Jontron I miss when you would review shows and movies, I’d love another goosebumps/are you afraid of the dark special again and I love when you did old scary games!
Yeah those videos were kino as hell. Your content is still good just miss the old topics a little bit.
Back when he seemed to have a passion for making videos instead of popping up every few months when he needs some money.
@@WuTangBoomerang I think it's more popping up every few months when he's made a deal with a sponsor to help him fund his videos
Yes, need to continue the goosebumps/ayaotd videos and more games like the clock tower one he did.
He's probably busy writing a book about his struggle /watch?v=abQ9wvPLKEY
Today I had one of the worst sleeps I've had in a long time, with super weird dreams that made absolutely no sense. This vídeo was like a continuation of that.
you've been in a coma for 3 months. we're trying a new technique and we can't know where this message will appear to you. please wake up.
SLEEPS SLEEPS SLEEPS SLEEPS...aww HOW CUTE!
Kudos for not turning the comment section off. You know what you did and what you'll get for that. Thats right. A one or two fuck you Jon. But we still love you, Jon. Just trust yourself and give us what you think is funny. We sure think its funny too. Start a patreon and go nuts. We dont care about post production. Fuck that. Go with the flow!
hes not your friend
@@steppeserge2774 :D lmao, what a surprise
@@steppeserge2774And your father's never going to come back.
@@SludgeManCometh he just did dumbass all I had to do was wait 15 years!
1:01 yes that was indeed shocking. I literally jumped back from my screen
Yeah but it’s not a shocking is this
(Scary noise 1)
WAAAAAAH
gotem
He was right I still haven’t recovered, specifically from that moment
Look at all those Dislytes!
I'm surprised how few dislikes this video has.
@@doonk6004 i was shocked as to how MANY it had
@@doonk6004 It's got quite a lot compared to a "normal" video. This ratio would be considered a "total failure" based on big youtuber metrics.
@@ragepoweredgamer how does the UA-cam dislike counter even work now? I thought UA-cam removed the API, so how do 3rd parties know the dislikes?
@@ragepoweredgamer I don't think this is a complete blowout like you want it to be, hell I don't think this was meant to be pushed to our sub boxes
To be honest the "if you're at the back of the line turn aroundand become the front of it" idea is honestly straight out of kamina'a mouth
Edit: i figured all the GL fans would like this... I was right!
The only thing this video made me wanna buy is a pair of Kamina glasses.
Yeah, because it's only inspiring if you don't think about it a little more than not at all. Definitely a Kamina line.
@@DraconisMarchVII Kek, i was actually feeling pretty inspired before i realised it. Still a pretty cool line though
@@DraconisMarchVII in a matter of life or death you're not gonna think about it.
@@kovanova9409 LOL wut
I have an add-on called "Sponsor Block" which usually automatically skips sponsored video segments, but for this video it literally says "the whole video fits the description of sponsored and it's not possible to separate ads from content." This is the first time I've ever seen that.
I perfer to imagine there's no one actually in the crowd. Jon is alone and he broke into his local student drama club after-hours.
y'know, I think that's what happened
There was 100% no crowd
JonTron, I love you and it was funny, but we both know this shit would have never flown before they took dislikes
There are ways to see the number of dislikes...
it has 22k dislikes you can see with a chrome extension that shows you
23k dislikes, so they're at 80/20 which in youtuber terms is a horrible ratio of likes to dislikes.
*Dislyte
@@Ozzard what’s it at now?
The TITs talk actually made me optimistic and excited about the game, since you can see pretty cool art and concepts for the game in the slides. Then I saw gameplay and went right back to being sad.
Yeah it’s just another mobile idle rpg game with a gatcha system that will more than likely push the player to want to spend money once the spectacle of flashy skills and characters wear off like most do.
Simple fact about the internet, if a game developer has to pay content creators to promote its game, it's probably because the gameplay isn't attractive
@@ninjaqade879 I mean, advertising is important, but I see what you mean.
I feel this comment
If ya want a decent gatcha game try Sdorica, nice art style, music, and the characters and story are more than surface level, and the gameplay is more engaging than watch your guys fight.
Looks like Jon decided to wake up and have a paradigm shift
THINK IT
DREAM IT
DO IT
“WERE JUST GONNA KILL EM!”
This video inspired me to teach starving kids in africa to code javascript
I knew I wasn't the only who caught the vibe
Sam Hyde Dyslight sponsorship when?
Who's this 22 year old kid up on stage, with a chip on his shoulder and his heart on his sleeve and the world in his eyes?
JonTron is finally having a breakdown after so many sponsors
Just so you know what you're getting into:
- 1% to get legendary characters
- There's a special elemental affinity that has its own pool too
- 120 pulls for pity breaker
- Gear with unique stats (korean grinding)
- There are some espers that only appear in ripples (raid like instances in the chat, channel locked) that only have 20 entries, and said esper is actually top tier for most content.
- It's published by Lilith Games.
Damn 1% for legendaries? My friends lucky then she got 2 legendaries from 1 10 pull
Most of the character design aren't even good
@@PSIGOD agreed. clown shoes are everywhere and Q is one of the worst
@@simonkim8646 made afk arena and rise of kingdoms and other games
Just play Fate/Grand Order. XD
You big balled monster John!!!
With sponsorblock this video was actually a hilarious chaotic trip.
I looked into it, and that's highly exploitable, I'm. Finna make it skip the entire video! For the whole platform! You'll never see a video again!
@@TSMSnation
If it really was that bad, you'd simply disable it and watch ads.
But thankfully it's moderated. So that's a no.
@@TSMSnation no you won't lmao
"I would like to say thanks to Dislyte for sponsoring this Dislyte ad"
Jon: "Shocking, yes, but not as shocking as this! AHH!"
I literally died.....
Cool, when's the funeral?
Hahaha that was the best thing xD
I’m sorry for your lots
@@bullymaguire9987 I don't have money for the DLC
Jontron jumpscare warning
The end times are upon us. I remember when Jon used to upload frequent masterpieces, now and entire vid is just an ad? I know how reasons why but something like this is discouraging to one of his biggest fans. Also can't wait for the next one to come out 3 months from now rip
Man this guy nailed the ted talk intonation and tone, the redundancy of concepts and phrases, reducing complex concepts in simple one step process. Perfect he analysed it well. The self deprecating jokes and quirky gait and science-y jargon
I think Jon had some capital he had to blow before the quarter ended. Still, I'm not complaining. Let me get that wierd guitar.
So we looked at the data
@@fruitypeebils So we're just gonna kill 'em! BYE!!!! BYE BYEEE!!!!
@@fruitypeebils he can't keep getting away with it
Leave ted talk alone
I was really expecting a “pat yourselves on the back” at the start. He’s got the cadence going on there was definitely some influence.
WE'RE JUST GONNA KILL EM
yeah, he looked at the data for sure
I feel like the "Clap for the person in the mirror" slide was a bit of a nod
Uncool people? They aren't going to be a problem anymore...
CUZ WE'RE JUST GONNA KILL THEM
Wait wait, was he inspired by Sam Hyde? I definitly felt a lot of that in this video
lol, this video was really confusing to watch with SponsorBlock enabled.
what the hell is that like *sushing at the beginning* i thought i was hallucinating.
Either Jon is insanely desperate and can't even afford Fastfood anymore, which is highly unlikely, or...
They paid him a TON of money for this video.
Chapter 15: The Realization
And in that moment, Jon looked at himself in shock of what he had become, he stood there silent, with the realization of his head, he truly became what he opposed - in his eyes, he became what he tried to slay, he became the enemy, he became the harbinger...of shitty mobile games. He truly lived long enough to see himself become the villain
But what if it wasn't shitty
@Christian Then it wouldn't be a mobile game.
Chapter 16: Acceptance-
always has been /watch?v=abQ9wvPLKEY
@@RockSleeper grow a brain.
This is like when Phil started the flex tape ad shouting and holding a knife
“He’s gone, he’s lost it.”
I watch this video when it came out and I still have not recovered
Woah! Two in one week?! Bro this is amazing! Thank you Jontron! Best skits as always! Can’t wait for this to be another classic! It’s an ad and short but it’s something to fall asleep to and make your device go to sleep
It’s an ad :(
It’s an ad :(
@@Zerphses who cares it's still funny as hell!
@@TheAxalotlinaBucket i care
@@hjack6463 it's still a JonTron vid that's funny doesn't matter if it's an ad.
This guy literally rented a stage and wrote a whole 5 minute skit just for a bad no name video game
I mean… I think Dislyte is pretty good
@@Lanoman123 Agreed, its one of the better made ones on mobile.
@@Lanoman123 fr the game is amazing they should try it out at least once
@@Lanoman123 so I gave it a chance, I played it for at least 2hrs and MY GOD.
It was a god damn snoozefest, the gameplay is uninspired and overused, the story is bland, the character design look like knockoff League clones, the only thing it has going for it is its artsyle, which isn't even that good.
@@Lanoman123 you'd probably say the same about fartnite or waynorant. You have no taste.
"If you turn around and face the other way, now you're at the front of your very own line"
Why does that actually sound good what
I have come to appreciate the not so consistent uploads. We are spoiled in current times where you can watch a whole season of your favourite show in one night instead of having to wait for a certain time on a certain day of the week on a certain channel. There was a time when if you had a favourite show you would have to stop what your doing at 7 pm on a Friday and get home to watch the new episode of your favourite show and Friends and family would meet up and watch the the show together. My point is we are in such a live in the moment time in history, some times it’s good to have something to look forward to even if it’s just the little things and ti me the waiting makes it that much better experience wise