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  • @wynweeardo0593
    @wynweeardo0593 7 років тому +1097

    4:05

    • @alexthehopeless3778
      @alexthehopeless3778 5 років тому +26

      s t r o h e i m is 2 emotional

    • @stepaslav1151
      @stepaslav1151 4 роки тому +9

      ... Prussia??

    • @REDRUN66
      @REDRUN66 4 роки тому +6

      "sEKaI IcCHIIIIIII😭😭😭😭😭"
      *_b r o h e i m_*

  • @TheAzulmagia
    @TheAzulmagia 7 років тому +806

    He called him Broheim. My sides.

    • @jeevankothari2939
      @jeevankothari2939 4 роки тому +33

      Make sure not to change sides.

    • @Mikael2492
      @Mikael2492 2 роки тому +4

      Actually the original line is : that Stroheim Idiot..

  • @JaggerIsBurritos
    @JaggerIsBurritos 7 років тому +1450

    Screaming robot nazi is the greatest

  • @Kilesfactor
    @Kilesfactor 7 років тому +888

    Alrighty then, _Broheim_ is now canon.

    • @daddyjojo9258
      @daddyjojo9258 7 років тому +70

      I mean the canon of Eyes of Heaven is heavily debated BUT I STILL WANT BROHEIM TO BE CANON GODDAMNIT

    • @friendlyelites
      @friendlyelites 7 років тому +23

      Heart of Lorhkan or no Heart of Lorhkan id say with how unknown Made in Heaven's total abilities are, the game does a pretty good job of working it in and trying to make sense of it
      broheim is the best stroheim

    • @Kppilone
      @Kppilone 4 роки тому +1

      Yes and no

  • @rasdan1192
    @rasdan1192 7 років тому +892

    His quote to Speedwagon should be...
    "SpeeeeEDDDWAGOOOONnnnnnn!!"

    • @heavyguy4660
      @heavyguy4660 6 років тому +41

      Rasdan In a sexy voice.

    • @thegreatkingdedede7391
      @thegreatkingdedede7391 4 роки тому +38

      @@heavyguy4660 all his voices are sexy what do you mean

    • @Al_musawi14
      @Al_musawi14 3 роки тому +6

      Sadly there’s no old speedweed in the game

    • @Baddino45
      @Baddino45 3 роки тому +2

      @@Al_musawi14 Speedweed also known as CrackSmokain

    • @rudolvonstroheim6634
      @rudolvonstroheim6634 3 роки тому

      @@Baddino45 that ones hilarious

  • @lupusgirl64
    @lupusgirl64 7 років тому +2248

    I wish Stroheim had some special dialoge with Valentine where they argue about why their country is superior

    • @kabob0077
      @kabob0077 5 років тому +330

      lupusgirl64 It would come down to one screaming about German Science and the other yelling about Patriotism and Sacrifice.

    • @dreinstar2352
      @dreinstar2352 5 років тому +161

      lupusgirl64 I'm sure Stroheim would see Valentine as a ubermench worth of living

    • @stepaslav1151
      @stepaslav1151 4 роки тому +30

      .... A KAIJI FAN IN A PLACE LIKE THIS??!!!!!

    • @greenparksquad6336
      @greenparksquad6336 4 роки тому +86

      German and American arguing in Japanese...

    • @Leadblast
      @Leadblast 4 роки тому +27

      Broheim besto Jobro

  • @bobsmith8405
    @bobsmith8405 7 років тому +2049

    Brohiem is the true Jobro

  • @pure3811
    @pure3811 7 років тому +750

    2:54 For devoted voice acting

    • @DraculaCronqvist
      @DraculaCronqvist 7 років тому +198

      JAPANESE VOICE ACTING IS THE BEST IN THE WORLD!!!!!!

    • @kirillmarine5157
      @kirillmarine5157 6 років тому +15

      ua-cam.com/video/7w8aG3VhArE/v-deo.html

    • @mariobros68
      @mariobros68 5 років тому +29

      @@kirillmarine5157 3:57 for the second impact...Jojo included.

    • @marcelovieira519
      @marcelovieira519 5 років тому +29

      *_SEKAI ICHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!_*

    • @yaminoyume610
      @yaminoyume610 4 роки тому +5

      DraculaCronqvist I’m 2 years late to this comment but I agree 100%

  • @MrRattlebones640
    @MrRattlebones640 7 років тому +457

    Stroheim is Part 2's SpeedWagon.

    • @bobmcbob49
      @bobmcbob49 7 років тому +89

      Even Stroheim is a nazi!

    • @AmazingAutist
      @AmazingAutist 7 років тому +92

      *Broheim

    • @Needwagon4Speedwagon
      @Needwagon4Speedwagon 7 років тому +64

      Sekaiiichiiiii!!

    • @sterlingmuse5808
      @sterlingmuse5808 7 років тому +75

      The best part about this statement is that Speedwagon is _in_ part 2 XD

    • @seduyo
      @seduyo 7 років тому +45

      Sterling Muse but he doesn't really do anything. His inclusion in part 2 was like a *_SHEER HEART ATTACK_*

  • @ijustworkhere1008
    @ijustworkhere1008 6 років тому +463

    Guys, I promise to calm down with the whole "Glory of Germany" thing
    6 beers later...

    • @caeruleumlumenwood5235
      @caeruleumlumenwood5235 4 роки тому +17

      >that profile pic
      You have patrician's taste good sir...

    • @pyroparagon8945
      @pyroparagon8945 4 роки тому +15

      I know it was a year ago, but I *must* know where to find swaskika pose stroheim

    • @Kppilone
      @Kppilone 4 роки тому +4

      My God, when did our Science get this far, now there are two of me?!?!?!?

    • @josephikrakowskiwithflextape
      @josephikrakowskiwithflextape 3 роки тому +1

      SEEEEKAIIII IIIIICHIIIIIII

    • @guilhermeaugusto512
      @guilhermeaugusto512 2 роки тому

      GERMAN BEER IS THE BEST IN THE WOOOORRRLLLD!

  • @cthulhubecausewhynot1182
    @cthulhubecausewhynot1182 6 років тому +454

    "There's nothing that German science can't do!"
    Except bring back Caesar.

  • @Party_Almsivi
    @Party_Almsivi 7 років тому +168

    >broheim
    Yes

  • @DrFunk98
    @DrFunk98 7 років тому +131

    broheim is the best thing ive heard all day

    • @dr_weil
      @dr_weil 6 років тому +1

      DrFunk98 It's you. I love your vids and arts

  • @GoldLuminance
    @GoldLuminance 5 років тому +74

    Kinda wish he had dialogue with Old Joseph

    • @NozaJoza
      @NozaJoza  5 років тому +28

      Same and wish they had a team attack

  • @Spiritnick
    @Spiritnick 7 років тому +311

    Dude needs to take a chill pill, seriously. Is there any situation where Stroheim DOESN'T scream? Then again, that's what makes him so memorable

    • @chaos_blue1089
      @chaos_blue1089 5 років тому +43

      Stroheim is incapable of not screaming, not even with the help of german science.

    • @duck3892
      @duck3892 5 років тому +27

      @@chaos_blue1089 at this point Ghiaccio might as well just be a reincarnation of Storheim

    • @lykanthropik8891
      @lykanthropik8891 2 роки тому +1

      And he's a nazi

  • @dirtysniper3434
    @dirtysniper3434 4 роки тому +125

    1:40 "there is nothing german science can't do!!"
    it can't win a world war

    • @wiz1904
      @wiz1904 4 роки тому +3

      Probably could of, if not for dammed German ignorance.

    • @ImponteDeluxo
      @ImponteDeluxo 3 роки тому +23

      They were really busy fighting vampire aztecs gods of fitness

    • @Darthox200
      @Darthox200 3 роки тому

      @@wiz1904 oh shit i cant move

    • @tq4094
      @tq4094 3 роки тому +5

      how can stroheim survive fighting an actual god but died in a gun war lmao if he didnt die he wouldve easily wiped put everywhrre

    • @dirtysniper3434
      @dirtysniper3434 3 роки тому +10

      @@tq4094 its believed soviet stand user killed him. If not remember one grenade really messes him up, and for the fight against Kars he was keeping his distance and was being crafty. During operation Uranus, multiple red army tank divisions were closing in from the north, a 76mm gun would do damage, as well as he only stayed behinde so some of his men could get out of stalingrad before the soviet encirclement was completed.

  • @squidwardtentacles244
    @squidwardtentacles244 5 років тому +64

    1:30 Speedwagon + Stroheim... *Am i in heaven?*

    • @theepicspy570
      @theepicspy570 4 роки тому +9

      No, but that combination was *m a d e in h e a v e n .*

    • @Jaineify_
      @Jaineify_ 2 роки тому +4

      @@theepicspy570 it was a combination made in front of H e a v e n s d o o r

  • @TheRyop
    @TheRyop 7 років тому +151

    broheim

  • @briskroom5072
    @briskroom5072 4 роки тому +61

    Stroheim thinks in caps and I cannot be told otherwise.

    • @DraculaCronqvist
      @DraculaCronqvist 3 роки тому +1

      As a German, I can confirm that we scream a lot and speak loudly. We're a people who shout out our convictions with emphasis, no matter what they be.

    • @Al_musawi14
      @Al_musawi14 2 роки тому

      Just like kratos

  • @fundashi18
    @fundashi18 7 років тому +229

    BRRRRRRAKAAA MONO DAAAAAA

    • @GotaGB
      @GotaGB 5 років тому +8

      DOICU NO KAGAKU SEKAI ICHI!!!

    • @intothevoid5074
      @intothevoid5074 3 роки тому

      BBBBAKA MONOGAAAAAAA!

  • @derpman116
    @derpman116 7 років тому +77

    "GERMAN SCIENCE IS THE BEST IN THE WORLD!!!"

  • @jocachavalc.4837
    @jocachavalc.4837 7 років тому +414

    1:41 Yeah.... Inmortal.... How did the Stallingard battle ended again?

    • @LabyrinthMaster
      @LabyrinthMaster 7 років тому +134

      Jocachaval C. I think he meant the immortality on which you can't due from natural causes and age not that it would have helped in stallingard

    • @Tohlsimir
      @Tohlsimir 7 років тому +130

      Russians must have shat themselves when they saw him though

    • @jocachavalc.4837
      @jocachavalc.4837 7 років тому +146

      ***** just imagine a crazy half man half machine German screaming: SEKAI ICHI

    • @sterlingmuse5808
      @sterlingmuse5808 7 років тому +82

      He said he was _researching_ immortality. Speedwagon is the one who said he was immortal. And, in a way he kinda already had come back from death, so at this point he probably is about as immortal as the average vampire.

    • @slip4009
      @slip4009 6 років тому +84

      He probably died of a throat infection because of excessive screaming

  • @azashfield3944
    @azashfield3944 3 роки тому +8

    Stroheim VA seems having fun in the studio

  • @missimus2044
    @missimus2044 5 років тому +30

    Oh my god I love how his voice squeaks

  • @reversal8250
    @reversal8250 7 років тому +38

    German science can't fix my heart

    • @joe6772
      @joe6772 6 років тому +10

      *it can't fix your forehead either*

    • @thegreatkingdedede7391
      @thegreatkingdedede7391 4 роки тому

      @@joe6772 neither flex seal nor german science -which is *SEKAI ICHIIIIIIIII* - can fix THAT burn

    • @digiorno5600
      @digiorno5600 4 роки тому

      It sure did fix mine tho

  • @valorthefox
    @valorthefox 7 років тому +47

    Broheim broship confirmed

  • @oscargimblett1990
    @oscargimblett1990 3 роки тому +11

    That is a voice actor who is having a whole lot of fun in the booth.

  • @geraldngai5064
    @geraldngai5064 6 років тому +15

    2:53 is what ur looking for.

  • @garytina7009
    @garytina7009 6 років тому +20

    He's so god damn loud! I LOVE HIM!

  • @Akranejames
    @Akranejames 7 років тому +32

    I'm actually surprised there is no Oldseph quotes.

    • @NozaJoza
      @NozaJoza  7 років тому +3

      There are

    • @NozaJoza
      @NozaJoza  7 років тому +7

      ua-cam.com/video/G3_-wN0bZBA/v-deo.html

    • @Akranejames
      @Akranejames 7 років тому +3

      Hey thanks, you're great!
      Just stumbled on your channel today :)

  • @malakarvonstroheim5372
    @malakarvonstroheim5372 7 років тому +36

    Stroheim is best JoJo

  • @slip4009
    @slip4009 6 років тому +51

    Someone get this man a chill pill, all of his dialogue is just screaming

    • @miraevelyn3137
      @miraevelyn3137 5 років тому +4

      SEKKKKKAI ICHIIIIIIIEEEEE

    • @ianfinrir8724
      @ianfinrir8724 5 років тому +6

      Well, the Nazis *did* invent methamphetamine

    • @Leadblast
      @Leadblast 4 роки тому

      BRRRRRRRAKAMONO GA!

  • @thesaladman8400
    @thesaladman8400 3 роки тому +12

    Stroheim: *Prideful German screaming*
    Joseph: "Bro. . . Turn the war machine down a peg."

  • @labenvenci1584
    @labenvenci1584 5 років тому +23

    I'm still pissy that they removed his Officer uniform in the WW version.

  • @Quimovil
    @Quimovil 3 роки тому +5

    2:55 is the best quote

  • @martinthedrainedsedlak
    @martinthedrainedsedlak 5 років тому +7

    He is so over the top,i love it

  • @guppyseyeguy5115
    @guppyseyeguy5115 3 роки тому +2

    2:55 I was waiting for that

  • @Scorpivan169
    @Scorpivan169 Рік тому +5

    When Stroheim gets in ASBR he must have unique dialogues with everyone, no matter what

  • @sterlingmuse5808
    @sterlingmuse5808 7 років тому +11

    Stroheim best Broheim

  • @bellamylawx9479
    @bellamylawx9479 7 років тому +95

    Doesn't he has some lines with lisa lisa and old joseph?

    • @NozaJoza
      @NozaJoza  7 років тому +29

      they were the 1st people i tried it on (dress wearing joseph too) and got no signs of caring from him.

    • @Lexicon865
      @Lexicon865 7 років тому +20

      Pretty sure Stroheim at least has a few lines with Old Joseph, I've seen one video where he did

    • @NozaJoza
      @NozaJoza  7 років тому +33

      i'll give it another go, give them a vid of their own

  • @sterregames4829
    @sterregames4829 7 років тому +27

    how DAFUQ does he schream

  • @oimate6357
    @oimate6357 2 роки тому +2

    Man the VA really went all out
    The madlad held absolutely nothing back

  • @spydefinitelynotdio8904
    @spydefinitelynotdio8904 4 роки тому +4

    I thought I defeated you
    Joseph: *Wha- I jus- you fricking-*

  • @kryniuxofficial587
    @kryniuxofficial587 3 роки тому +4

    I love how his voice cracks when he screams "SEKAI ICHI"

  • @VinlaradLOL
    @VinlaradLOL 5 років тому +6

    2:48 to 3:00 is pure facts and AWESOME VOICE ACTING

  • @Azurada23rd
    @Azurada23rd 7 років тому +15

    Broheim.

  • @Xortaro
    @Xortaro 4 роки тому +3

    How a natural friend speaks: Hello.
    Stroheim: JOOJOOOOOOOOOOO!

  • @marcelovieira519
    @marcelovieira519 5 років тому +6

    0:32 *_BBBBBBBBBBBBBBAAAAAAAKA MONO GA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!_*

  • @BthIX
    @BthIX 7 років тому +7

    I have the Japanese verison for PS3 so I cant experience these great lines Everyone else who does these videos stopped uploading. I love you for doing these

  • @ianfinrir8724
    @ianfinrir8724 5 років тому +5

    I'm with Joseph in that last clip, dial it back a little Stroheim

  • @isuruFO
    @isuruFO 5 років тому +2

    his voice cracks are fucking godly

  • @aaronkennedy6731
    @aaronkennedy6731 6 років тому +22

    If a person like Stroheim existed in real life, then I would've gladly welcomed our german overlords

  • @userdeleted951
    @userdeleted951 4 роки тому +2

    even voice crack fits him so well

  • @YiminyCricket
    @YiminyCricket 7 років тому +7

    aww, i was hoping to see if he had any interaction of any sort with Part 3 Joseph

  • @Super-Saiyan-Blue-Gogeta
    @Super-Saiyan-Blue-Gogeta 3 роки тому +1

    2:08 Imagine Stroheim with built in Hamon...

  • @DraculaCronqvist
    @DraculaCronqvist 3 роки тому +2

    Finally, best JoBro is here.

  • @bizarre_jaco
    @bizarre_jaco 2 роки тому +1

    0:32 *ascends to heaven*

  • @fernandotakashimurata6855
    @fernandotakashimurata6855 4 роки тому +2

    you mean : four minute and eight seconds of stroheim screaming?

  • @shenaniglens2743
    @shenaniglens2743 3 роки тому +2

    I would never think i would a german man speak spanish (or japenese)

  • @Leadblast
    @Leadblast 4 роки тому +1

    0:32 I love that they kept his BRRRRRAKAMONO GA!

  • @Ghiaman1334
    @Ghiaman1334 2 роки тому +1

    Jesus H Christ Stroheim's VA must have destroyed his voicebox doing this!

  • @Jet_Genesis720
    @Jet_Genesis720 3 роки тому +1

    2:55 Perfection

  • @mahari893
    @mahari893 3 роки тому +2

    I didn’t realize his victory screen is his death scene in Stalingrad

  • @lillithb1661
    @lillithb1661 4 роки тому +1

    3:26
    Borgheim confirmed

  • @bobsmith8405
    @bobsmith8405 7 років тому +6

    Thanks

  • @The_13th_Voyager
    @The_13th_Voyager 2 роки тому +1

    2:55 THAT is pure Stroheim there.

  • @kurtkan5566
    @kurtkan5566 4 роки тому +3

    I wish he was back in part 3 or 6 like
    “ *YOU TOUGHT I DIED! BUT THERE IS NOTHING ON THIS WORLD THAT GERMAN SCIENCE CANT DO!* “

  • @bootstrap925
    @bootstrap925 6 років тому +1

    2:57
    the moment youve all been waiting for

  • @liaoxianbw
    @liaoxianbw 6 років тому +2

    I think Stroheim is Guile's (Street Fighter) ancestor since they have the same features and hairstyle .

  • @BthIX
    @BthIX 7 років тому +3

    Do my main man Weather Report's quotes

  • @THEEND4444
    @THEEND4444 2 роки тому +1

    I wish he had dialogue with old Joseph

  • @pedropablotobon1017
    @pedropablotobon1017 2 роки тому +2

    Joseph: call Stroheim BroHeim
    Me a average jojo fan: *PERFECTION*

  • @StarPowerVA11
    @StarPowerVA11 2 роки тому +1

    Storhiem is the jobro we need

  • @Emi_Bunni
    @Emi_Bunni 6 років тому +2

    CHEESE AND RICE!!! CALM THE HECK DOWN DUDE!!!!😂😂😂😂

  • @ABoredGod
    @ABoredGod 3 роки тому +1

    STROHIEM IMMORTAL CONFIRMED SO HE IN PART 999999

  • @InkbrushChild
    @InkbrushChild 3 роки тому +1

    2:36 is my favourite because *wheeze* It‘s so true

  • @FallBackSquadUp
    @FallBackSquadUp 4 роки тому +2

    Ha damn stroheim with hamon would of came in clutch during the finale of part 3

  • @alialmuhanna4938
    @alialmuhanna4938 Рік тому +1

    0:32
    YES !!

  • @chantaybenjamin9111
    @chantaybenjamin9111 3 роки тому +1

    Stroheim's intro is cool

  • @phaZonJJ27
    @phaZonJJ27 5 років тому +2

    German Guile is one of the best.

  • @rosyrose2112
    @rosyrose2112 2 роки тому

    BROHEIM!!

  • @intothevoid5074
    @intothevoid5074 4 роки тому +1

    2:49 Rudol von Voice-Cracks

  • @unia3319
    @unia3319 3 роки тому

    No one:
    Strohiem: *German screaming*

  • @orisheretohelp
    @orisheretohelp 4 роки тому

    Those poor vocal cords...

  • @schmoofie
    @schmoofie 3 роки тому

    He said the funny SEKAI ICHI

  • @ModernConstantine
    @ModernConstantine 4 роки тому +1

    SpeeeeedddwaaGONnn

  • @filipnassen9076
    @filipnassen9076 6 років тому

    Geez Rudolf, chill man!

  • @cheeetoss672
    @cheeetoss672 3 роки тому

    0:33 he said it he said the thing!

  • @ralsei3554
    @ralsei3554 5 років тому

    GERRRRMMMMMAAAAAAANNNN SCIIIEEEENCE ISSSS THE GREATEST THERE IIIIIIISSSSSS

  • @raddudeguy
    @raddudeguy 5 років тому +1

    I love this German.

  • @moxie4236
    @moxie4236 Рік тому +1

    No dialouge with old Joseph

  • @WeaponXSigma
    @WeaponXSigma 7 років тому +3

    OH MY GOD!!! Stroheim is in this game?

  • @dolphinboi-playmonsterranc9668
    @dolphinboi-playmonsterranc9668 6 років тому +2

    And his son, Nudol von Stroheim

  • @sobeksrecviem7275
    @sobeksrecviem7275 4 роки тому +1

    0:28 bruh
    Esidisi is a cannibal confirmed

    • @digiorno5600
      @digiorno5600 4 роки тому

      I mean... is it really cannibalism?

  • @nathadniel5790
    @nathadniel5790 7 років тому +4

    *SEKAI ICHIIIIIII*

  • @TexasToastyy
    @TexasToastyy 3 роки тому +2

    I may be late but:
    Polnareff & Stroheim should've had dialogue since y'know
    The French Vs The Germans

  • @dragasalt7493
    @dragasalt7493 4 роки тому

    Do all the people in Battle Tendency have to have theor hand so close to the screen in their introductions?

  • @moahammad1mohammad
    @moahammad1mohammad 7 років тому +3

    The stone mask? Wait... Strohiems a vampire?

  • @futurehero2704
    @futurehero2704 3 роки тому +1

    Stroheim more like...strokheim

  • @critica77y77
    @critica77y77 4 роки тому +6

    Question: If Stroheim ever acquired a Stand, what do you think its abilities would be?

    • @digiorno5600
      @digiorno5600 4 роки тому +7

      You know Keichos stand, Bad Company? Yeah, that's it.

    • @N0toriousIdiot
      @N0toriousIdiot 4 роки тому +5

      Probably some kind of transforming stand that could turn into a tank or a canon. A bit similar to bad company.

    • @thrill-zilla-0v0
      @thrill-zilla-0v0 3 роки тому

      German science

    • @hellothere4964
      @hellothere4964 Рік тому

      His ability would be the hunter which multiplies his screams by hundreds of times and also gives him ear pods