I really love how Dante’s is playing hyper aggressive with no vision or knowladge of where jg is. He’s literally playing the support he would look to camp.mechanically insane rakan though.
Bro that’s what I’m wondering. She clearly was speaking Spanish in those other clips but Dantes keeps saying she’s from Germany. Plus she doesn’t sound like a Spain Spanish speak so where does she originate from? Nvm that was the most Spanish Sanchez I’ve ever heard yuck
@@alinalisan3361 Ain't no way LMAO I was so fcking convinced she was hispanic (edit: y'all really gaslighted me lol Dantes referred to her as Latina on his vid cooking with her lol)
@@aR0ttenBANANA from the streams I saw when she first showed up she looked really german and even on her own streams she speaks in almost full german so who knows maybe thats just her humor or personality
Dantes just has such a good personality/ vibe about him. I havent seen much of his content but thats the impression i get. Like a carefree, innocent kinda soul. Am i in the right ballpark with my gage ?
,,Word of advice, never allow your low elo family members or spouse duo with you and your experience with this cesspool that is league of legends..." - A fellow duo JG main
No it's fine. When I lose because my girlfriend sucks I don't feel bad about it. I go in knowing she sucks. When I queue up for ranked and someone locks in Teemo support... different
@@austint1151that’s why I have two accounts. Still hurts tho, I don’t get angry at her tho, I do shit on the others cus it is pretty cringe to have a bronze player with 1000 games flaming a Smurf when they’re getting carried
That 16:08 part is what happened to me once in midlane, the Neeko sat there for more than 2 whole minutes not csing just for me to step forward a little bit and one shotted me. That's why I perma ban Neeko.
It's really simple to counter, just calculate the number of minions in the wave. In a standard wave, there are 6 minions and in a cannon wave, there are 7. If there is an extra minion that's mean she is there.
@@mohammedbadeerah5890 not extra minions. Teemo type shit, she sat in front of my turret invis or something and appeared and proceeded to one shot me...
"Dantes you're really bad at this game I just wanted to let you know" "I'm trying to 1v9 on crit Rakan right now you understand that right?" that shit had me dying lmao
@@shirowolff9147 Exactly, women care what you do for a living, and if you base your entire living and success on a video game which tbf is dying since 2015 then upcoming years will be harder than it is now
@@shirowolff9147 There are many well paid jobs that can overcome streamer's salary many times.. Don't think that every youtube watcher is just a cashier or burger maker at McDonalds
tyou guys doing good i think the videos are geting good can be better because we want 2 see more of him i think maybe do videos with 2 - 3 plays in i understand the videos get little less but still more.
I recently started playing league and my boyfriend is trying to teach me but instead of giving me advice and constructive criticism he'll start yelling at me that I'm inting and I don't even know how I'm inting?????? I didn't even know what inting meant a week ago and now it's all I hear 🤣
I really love how Dante’s is playing hyper aggressive with no vision or knowladge of where jg is. He’s literally playing the support he would look to camp.mechanically insane rakan though.
Imagine taking norms seriously on an off role 😂
Dude…this is iron norm 😂😂
lil bro thinks he outsmart us but remember he is playing with his gf in normal and having actual fun at the game
yeah,it's unranked norms lmao
He missed so many knock ups.... how is he mechanically insane?
I love how she has the soft hispanic voice while Dantes is constantly screaming in lower case even when he whispers
She's german
she is german LMAO
Bro that’s what I’m wondering. She clearly was speaking Spanish in those other clips but Dantes keeps saying she’s from Germany. Plus she doesn’t sound like a Spain Spanish speak so where does she originate from? Nvm that was the most Spanish Sanchez I’ve ever heard yuck
@@alinalisan3361 Ain't no way LMAO I was so fcking convinced she was hispanic (edit: y'all really gaslighted me lol Dantes referred to her as Latina on his vid cooking with her lol)
@@aR0ttenBANANA from the streams I saw when she first showed up she looked really german and even on her own streams she speaks in almost full german so who knows maybe thats just her humor or personality
This was so cute to watch shes so innocent at this shit game
Swap those terms buddy.
@@Thintech1this is not an innocent game💀
@@ttv_zombiefetus1710 What are you talking about? League of Legends is about a bunch friends assembling a League... Of... Legends.
@@Thintech1since when are soloq mates friends
she is also shit at the game ^^
The perfect duo of innocent and batshit insane
great to see dantes playing with one of the voices in his head 🤓🦧
Except it’s reality version
Dude whenever she calls him amor ... it makes me so happy for him xDD idk why
SAME
dantes spread my mind open and filled it with his content
hot
Weird he usually spreads my ass instead@@younggod5230
You uhhhh mis-red i think🤣
Pause
Spread my ass is what he ment auto correct is crazy
She has so much knowledge about the rakan and xayah recall
Better find who she been playing with
OH NOOOOOOOOOOO NOT MY HECARIM NOT MY HECARIM
HAHAHHAHAHAHA who hurt u brp😢
Nahh that hurts bro
It's like, we need more cute wholesome duo queue content. And also, the Dantes ValorANT arc.😊
the omen demon
12:40 Follow ur own advice dantes "when she says shes tired shes logging on to an alt and running duos with other guys"
I remember when bro said he’d never date a e girl again
ITS LIKE THIS IS THE LEAST KIND OF VIDEO I NEEDED FROM DANTES TO REMIND ME HOW SINGLE I HAVE BEEN THE LAST 5-6 YEARS ALREADY, U KNOW,AMOOOOOOOOOOR?
Go outside and talk to people
We live in a post-Dr.K world, you can watch his videos, you know.
Love yourself you don‘t need a girlfriend
L
Dantes just has such a good personality/ vibe about him. I havent seen much of his content but thats the impression i get. Like a carefree, innocent kinda soul. Am i in the right ballpark with my gage ?
yeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah.....................
It's one of his personalities
@@petarsabev6770best answer
@@petarsabev6770 does he actually have multiple personalities or is that just a meme/ act.
@@rafayet23 meme, he is gaslighting vieweers inot the state of not being sure when he's spittin fax and when he's just making the crap up
03:57 "Break up arc is starting" daaaamn that guy sees the future
0:26
@@gaemeer895 XD
these are the iron players u always hear about that have bad teammates holding them back from climbing 🔥🔥
nah bro she knows she's bad
@@goldenarmour7975 Used it as a metaphor.
Wth are those emojis bro
what u mean bro @@thisl2774
@@goldenarmour7975 She's the bad teammate holding the other iron players back
That seems cool, I think I’m going to go swim with the sharks
😭
Yamato pic when she said “I’m a professional” 😂😂😂 9:12
Dantes relationship into family arc :D
Cluegi
Or break up into polish femboy arc
@@idkmanp9573Dr. Uttut arc ❤
dantes family vlog channel when?
I think we were all expecting a family into a relationship arc instead
Dude is winning at life.
,,Word of advice, never allow your low elo family members or spouse duo with you and your experience with this cesspool that is league of legends..."
- A fellow duo JG main
No it's fine. When I lose because my girlfriend sucks I don't feel bad about it. I go in knowing she sucks. When I queue up for ranked and someone locks in Teemo support... different
@@austint1151that’s why I have two accounts. Still hurts tho, I don’t get angry at her tho, I do shit on the others cus it is pretty cringe to have a bronze player with 1000 games flaming a Smurf when they’re getting carried
bro that video that exists of dantes playing valorant was the funniest thing ever
@@sigh2328 bro just type dantes valorant
Here just in case someone replies with the video in question
gonna need that vid
@@sigh2328just search for Dantes valorant and you'll find it
Can't link it , just search dantes play valorant
i can just feel her pure disinterest in the game lmao, she could not care less.
"How do you know that?"
Disco Elysium voices were playing in his head.
Hello there
13:19 why does she have better awareness than every ADC in Diamond?
professional yapper
The content that we never knew we needed the most.
That 16:08 part is what happened to me once in midlane, the Neeko sat there for more than 2 whole minutes not csing just for me to step forward a little bit and one shotted me. That's why I perma ban Neeko.
If she's wasting 2 minutes not getting any gold or pressure on the map, you win that trade hard even if you die..
It's really simple to counter, just calculate the number of minions in the wave. In a standard wave, there are 6 minions and in a cannon wave, there are 7. If there is an extra minion that's mean she is there.
@@mohammedbadeerah5890 not extra minions. Teemo type shit, she sat in front of my turret invis or something and appeared and proceeded to one shot me...
getting your gf into league is worse than abuse
I need to see Dantes try Valorant and have his girlfriend flame the fuck out of him now HAHAHH
the way she's talking english but saying things in portuguese/spanish for no reason is funny asf
to be honest, its more fun seeing ppl playing lol like this than Pro matches
?
stroked one to this, you're too beautiful heart emoji
I really want to see him play valorant with her now too
"Dantes you're really bad at this game I just wanted to let you know" "I'm trying to 1v9 on crit Rakan right now you understand that right?" that shit had me dying lmao
for being newer to the game she isn't playing that bad! she's definitely better than me at adc when i first started
12:52 when you know you won't get mommy roleplay for a month if you keep talking
Would love to watch them duo in Valorant. W content
That would be a fun change
0:40 "win lane or break up" on chat was something like dantes could say XDDDD
Oh boy.. this type of chaotic wholesomeness is what keeps me alive
this is the only acceptable couple content >>>
you guys r so cute n hilarious LOL
they're so cute as a couple wishing y'all happiness man
Our boy really put his relationship on the line for us viewers.
That girl is most likely a teenager. Lets be real, no real woman wants to settle down with someone who plays video games majority of his life.
@@laurynassimonaitis80 🤷♂️idc
@@laurynassimonaitis80 better than dating a guy that is hard working but gets paid minimum wage, real women wont care about what you do for a living
@@shirowolff9147 Exactly, women care what you do for a living, and if you base your entire living and success on a video game which tbf is dying since 2015 then upcoming years will be harder than it is now
@@shirowolff9147 There are many well paid jobs that can overcome streamer's salary many times.. Don't think that every youtube watcher is just a cashier or burger maker at McDonalds
He went down the rakan xayah route.
This was soooooooo cute and wholesome I loved it XD
"divorce speedrun" got me bad LOL
"This game doesn't make me happy" as an everyday league player, oh trust me, we understand XD
Day 1 of waiting for the DN Nuggies Dantes Valo-raaaant collab.
its so sad watching this after break up
him trying to lie to her at 13:56 is crazy lmao
„I’m gonna come up and beat you”
Now I know this is universal gf behavior 😭
the way this shotgun barrel tastes 💀
this is gonna be somthing else
Feel bad when he screams at her like she's still learning alr 😞
I NEED TO see her playing with Yamato and Dantes in same team. HAHAHAHHAHAAH
fuckeng low iron
Bruh some weird repost page had me thinking you were dead for like the last 6 months lol
I AM SO FURIOUS AFTER WATCHING HER PLAY FOR 7 MINS I CANT TAKE IT ANYMORE
go treat yourself
I’m convinced the paid promotion isn’t from blitz, it’s from him paying for his girlfriends therapy after his awesome videos 😂
Him: AUTO HIM, AUTO HIM
Her: I don't even know what 'auto' means
LOOOOL
dudes living the dream playing xayah rakan with gf
I saw this man on his worst state and now he's climbing in life.
so cutee. she sounds so cool and funny too
i hope u dont break her heart man and i wish u both all the best
this did not age well
@@Idek324what happened bro ?
@@grace09272 dantes girlfriend cheated on him
@@Idek324 lol what happened
She’s so funny I can’t stop laughing
if this guy can pull, we all can
even tho i see romantically happiness i will still like
We love you Lauraaaa❤❤❤❤❤
tyou guys doing good i think the videos are geting good can be better because we want 2 see more of him i think maybe do videos with 2 - 3 plays in i understand the videos get little less but still more.
Love her energy haha
this type of gaslighting is so funny
demian volve conmigo literal somos estos
JAJAJA la mejor respuesta
Yamatos' picture looks so goofy
support arc is starting...
me when I don't take my meds
Love you both 🤍⭐
I like the part where he said it can't be that bad and then karma happened 😂 but overall both are cute.
Okay but duo valorant w her next?
Oh no. Legit hope that whole honering shit at the end was 100% ironic xd
wow someone actually enjoy the game
yamato jumpscare from nowhere smh
LMAO when will you cosplay as jax she says
now we want to see it happening, play valorant with her
She can literally carry you if she builds full tank as ADC
nice new ape gonna be in master cuz of doanel
10:43 how did she kill Dante??
i laughted so fkn hard i couldn't breath
Happy new year little dantes(as of plural cuz we are foster children of that schizo, i mean daddy)
how is bro microphone still alive?
8:25 bro gaslit her lmfao
HAPPY NEW YEAR BASTARTS
SHE KNOW VIEGOS NAME AT LEAST! 🥺😭
I cant this is too stressful
Bruh, she knew matching Xayah-Rakan skins backs.. That's not her main acc.
dantes playing valorant?
im all for it
I recently started playing league and my boyfriend is trying to teach me but instead of giving me advice and constructive criticism he'll start yelling at me that I'm inting and I don't even know how I'm inting?????? I didn't even know what inting meant a week ago and now it's all I hear 🤣
dantes what a cutie
two schizos one game
😂😂
bro could have went jax annie bot and won the game
power of friendship
imagine if dantes cosplays as jax and laura as annie
@@leonm4273I think friendships are supposed to be loving and consensual
ok now we need the valorant gaming.
Play with your parents as well, I wanna see it
this is cool ngl
Ngl I really want to see Dantes queue CS2
your gf been playing with other dudes Rakan hahahaha