You think it didn’t work till next video he is super buff with a bunch of women (that he never talks to and cheats on) around him, trying to sell us courses to escape the matrix.
That would be, ‘Nobel’ ‘Peace’ (as in world peace, not ‘piece’ like a piece of candy) Prize …LoL … & for the record, you don’t get one for acting accomplishments, you must be thinking of an ‘Oscar’. ;)
0:27 Okay but I have also come across similarly violent homophobic reels on Instagram and it's genuinely concerning. The comments under those reels are all teenage boys eating it up (sometimes even men in their 20's), it's pretty unsettling. Like what is going on, on Instagram... And didn't like the, um "head of moderation" for Meta say they're not gonna care about moderation anymore with Trump in power? Okay... 😬
It's because the number of male Instagram users has significantly increased in the past decade😭 Like, I remember statistics before showing that 70% of instagram users are female, but now there's more male instagram users then women with 50.6% of instagram users being male and 49.94% of instagram users being women. And the numbers will only be increasing until Instagram turns into an app for incels lmao😭
Your ability to keep a straight face during that appointment was insanely impressive. Also the phone thing is so real. I'm AFAB, but years and years before ever taking T, I got "Hello, sir," on the phone ALL THE TIME and it was incredibly annoying. A lot of the time, people inexplicably thought I was my dad, so I just developed a habit of pretending that was true and then "going to go get myself" and then returning to the call a few moments later with a higher voice.
The crazy body dysmorphia in so many men and the people making money off of it by selling workout programs and diet plans being fitness influencers is crazy
masculinizing voice therapy is a genuine thing and its not just for the Alpha Male Bro type, tap into seattle voice labs babes. we need more people to change their voices, just for fun even!
asking you to take your shirt off, flirt with him and give him a wardrobe tour… the call is coming from inside the house i fear
I just commented basically this but I’m glad I’m not the only one who saw lmaooo
no for real 😂 it’s too obvious
the HOUSE 💜
💀💀
@@jae7798down boots🥰
Yall both trying not to laugh knowing yall both wasting each others time 🤭🤭
Lmaooooo
😂😂😂😂
Im crying this is so accurate
this is genuinely one of the funniest videos i’ve seen in so long
LIKE !!!! THIS is what the internet was made for
truly blessed by the algo
Came to say this lmaooo
“I decided to be gay a few years ago” SKSKSKSKJSHGAGAGGAGAGAGHHAHAHA
I can't tell if this video was awkward or sexually tense
por que no los dos
@@mskcouric mi gente latino
Ambos.
not the diy conversion therapy
I AM NOT A SISSY 😀 I AM NOT A FRUITCAKE 😀 “I am not quite convinced yet” IM FUCKING LOSING IT
"I am not a fruitcake." PLSKSJ
I SNORTED??/%@$
him trying to gaslight himself
THE FLIRTING EXAMPLES HE GAVE???????😭
"NICE CANS" is crazy
@@ohblivy hot tits
So out of touch the men worrying about being “alphas” are not attractive at all😭😭
i honestly think this guy is also playing a bit and is hustling people out of their money 😭
sounded more like assault
this video fixed my attention spam im shitting myself
spam
How was that man not a paid actor?!?! 😭😭😭
i think he was but even then this was one of the funniest videos i’ve ever seen 😭
he's linked in the description😭
you guys are the cutest couple
LMAO HE WAS TRYIBG TO GET HIM TO HIT ON HIM AND SAID HE “TRICKED” HIM 💀💀💀💀
The fact that are genuinely some men out there that think like that guy is crazy 😭
my jaw was dropped for the whole zoom call idk how u kept it together 😭
"i decided to be gay a few years back" im dead 😭😭😭
This video is about to be one of those unforgettable cultural moments in UA-cam history
You think it didn’t work till next video he is super buff with a bunch of women (that he never talks to and cheats on) around him, trying to sell us courses to escape the matrix.
and he's going to be SO busy
"I WILL NOT PUT THINGS UP MY BUTT ANYMORE" - ian this video is so fucking ridiculous Im screaming
This is literally Fred and John Cena
LMFAOOO
And who? All I see is “Fred and “
THIS JUST TOOK ME OUT
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Ian brainrotting his instructor with his wardrobe and random dialogues is my new alpha male mantra. Deception and divatude.
You actually need a nobell piece prize for not bursting out laughing during that coaching call, that's a literal skill
That would be, ‘Nobel’ ‘Peace’ (as in world peace, not ‘piece’ like a piece of candy) Prize …LoL
… & for the record, you don’t get one for acting accomplishments, you must be thinking of an ‘Oscar’. ;)
@ He still gets the prize anyway and an Oscar as well then 😛
cryingg at the flirting simulation being a setup
Why’d he assume you were a bottom lol
can you blame him lmao ian does not give top energy
The Ethel Cain part just killed me I love it
It's like Ian is on a downward spiral while somehow rising above than anyone else on the internet. It's beautiful and it's art.
this is so real
The way he healed you 💗🥹
“Aliyahcore do you know who that is”
his confused look killed me each time 😭
idk yall kinda make a good couple😭😭😭😭 the old dude is funny asl
That call was definitely a skit but it was funny.
yes lol. It's obvious Aaron isn't serious either
girl bye that appointment was one of the hardest watches i’ve had in awhile
ethel cain = alpha
The fact that he just thought he could easily “fix” him being gay by just flirting with women tells me all men are gay
Your coach seems nice.
That call was so hard to watch and I loved every second of it 🤣
The 400 dollar fee lmaooo
“I AM NOT A FRUITCAKE!” 💅 💫
i haven't laughed this much in ages, i'm so appreciative. i'd be like BOINGGGG
The zoom meeting has me crying 💀💀😭😭 THIS CANNOT BE REAL...
I don't understand how you didn't break character in that meeting HAHAHA
you actually nailed that alpha man walk tbh
not the barking 😭
call that trade school
NOT THE NASTY LOOK WHEN YOU REVEALED THE SKIRT LMAOOO
I haven't laughed like this for the longest time thank u toughest man ever
I think he’s feelin you
0:27 Okay but I have also come across similarly violent homophobic reels on Instagram and it's genuinely concerning. The comments under those reels are all teenage boys eating it up (sometimes even men in their 20's), it's pretty unsettling. Like what is going on, on Instagram... And didn't like the, um "head of moderation" for Meta say they're not gonna care about moderation anymore with Trump in power? Okay... 😬
It really is one of the main reasons I can’t stand Instagram most of time. It tends to be a cesspool of the worst kinds of people.
Gen alpha is doomed
It's because the number of male Instagram users has significantly increased in the past decade😭 Like, I remember statistics before showing that 70% of instagram users are female, but now there's more male instagram users then women with 50.6% of instagram users being male and 49.94% of instagram users being women. And the numbers will only be increasing until Instagram turns into an app for incels lmao😭
You should see which countries they are from. There’s always some usual suspects
Your ability to keep a straight face during that appointment was insanely impressive. Also the phone thing is so real. I'm AFAB, but years and years before ever taking T, I got "Hello, sir," on the phone ALL THE TIME and it was incredibly annoying. A lot of the time, people inexplicably thought I was my dad, so I just developed a habit of pretending that was true and then "going to go get myself" and then returning to the call a few moments later with a higher voice.
Going to go get yourself is crazy 😭😭 smart and quick way to deal w that situation i guess 🤷🏽 props to you
@@cassbake2535 Thanks, I appreciate that! It's definitely something I look back on and laugh about now. It was like weird foreshadowing or something!
him being ironically gay
I cant describe how good this video is
LOHANTHONY WAKEEE UPP
Here fron Twitter. I am in tears LMAO. This cant be real life 😭😭😭
THE LEMME DEBLOAT 😭😭😭 I cant stop laughing at the zoom session
I don't know how you managed to not burst out laughing even once, this is an art performance
The crazy body dysmorphia in so many men and the people making money off of it by selling workout programs and diet plans being fitness influencers is crazy
This is a whole ass movie 😭😭😭
19:14 this is about to do NUMBERS
oh you COMMITTED to the bit im CRYINGGGG
a croissant? oh okay
i can’t believe this video is real😭😭
this is so funny and iconic. the cuts are gold
so alpha sister 😍💅💅💅
Gagged because Ian is the top in the relationship
"Stop talking to women like they like you or some shit" is insaannnneee hahahahah
As a gay who looks/sounds like a woman.... I felt this to my core lmaooo
The coaching call killed me omfg
um why he want ur shirt off that's sus
the MAAM over the phone is insane bc that happens to me EVERYTIME LMFAOOOO
masculinizing voice therapy is a genuine thing and its not just for the Alpha Male Bro type, tap into seattle voice labs babes. we need more people to change their voices, just for fun even!
for some reason you give off early 2010 youtuber vibes
It's the camera position
this should be viral
I think you went on a date dude 😭😭🙏🏾
when he tells you to flex and a squeak comes out i cant breathe
dude you are a comedic genius 🤣🤣
This has to be a kink omg 😭
Yea actually right in the pocket of comedy
not him making u take your shirt offf ;----;
I AM NOT A SISSY!! 😭😭
10:21 it's like those 2020 walking in place slow mo reverse videos
When you change your voice in 18:54, it is so believable. My man!
This was an EXPERIENCE 💀
i can’t tell if this is satirical or not
THE SOUND CUTTING OUT WHEN HE GRRS 16:32 😭😭😭😭😭
I lost it at 16:05 omg
Im literally crying
sis, you are so brave for doing this and uploading it 😭
THE LEMME DE-BLOAT TOOK ME OUT
HEY Ian’s dad, stop watching this!!!
“the one true person that can fix me… lohanthony”
WRONG it’s sue sylvester
15:06 "I'm a man." With a 💅 tone.
You two's interaction is so cute.
17:37 uh... what the f is LEMME DELBOAT LMAO that got me
I’m highkey so here for the comeback
this is CRAZY
Underrated video… this shit is just too funny
🤣🤣🤣 this is the funniest video I’ve watched in so long. Thank you!!! 🤣❤️
“He loves that wOrd😅💅” IM DYINGGGGGG
*puts on pink cheetah beanie*
STOP RIGHT THERE!!!!
This is gold.
The perfect video doesn’t exis -
wait literal alpha aura chills
I just saw this on Twitter and now this popped up 😭