Weakest Green Joker Build

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  • Опубліковано 9 лют 2025
  • Hey folks! In today’s video we’re back with more Gold Stake Balatro. Here, Green Joker put these runs on his back and made for very easy to pilot builds that looked similar to pre-patch Gold Stake runs. Enjoy the video!
    Balatro is a poker roguelike deck building game centered around creating powerful synergies and winning with big hands. In it, you can combine valid poker hands with unique Jokers in order to create varied synergies and builds. Earn enough chips to beat blinds, including challenging boss blinds, to make it to the next ante and progress your run!
    Broadcasted live on Twitch -- Watch live at / roffle
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    Enjoy the gameplay!
    #balatro #Gaming #Roffle

КОМЕНТАРІ • 161

  • @siphillis
    @siphillis 5 днів тому +396

    I think Roffle overlooked one major factor that goes into a successful channel: consistent output. Daily Balatro, for example, helps his content become apart of our daily routines, and UA-cam loves strong retention

    • @totallynotaferret
      @totallynotaferret 4 дні тому +5

      reads as ai

    • @totallynotaferret
      @totallynotaferret 4 дні тому +2

      oh part of the video nvm

    • @siphillis
      @siphillis 4 дні тому +11

      @@totallynotaferret I would think my habit of never ending the final sentence with punctuation would suggest I'm a real dude

    • @nlong92
      @nlong92 4 дні тому +13

      @@siphillis Agreed. His mix of calm and sarcastic energy is perfect for starting or ending the day. The consistent content also lets me double up or skip without running out.

    • @EmmyVR
      @EmmyVR 3 дні тому +2

      @@siphillisalso the fact your name is siphillis and not CoolHistory29 helps as well lol

  • @willy_doo
    @willy_doo 5 днів тому +276

    i wonder if we’re back with more gold stake balatro
    edit:
    you’re not gonna believe this 0:02

    • @brianjones9780
      @brianjones9780 4 дні тому

      Fuckin spoilers bro

    • @micallbeard923
      @micallbeard923 4 дні тому +10

      Thanks, I was looking for a timestamp as I could not find it

    • @dropdmike75
      @dropdmike75 4 дні тому +4

      NO WAY

    • @darkchiron
      @darkchiron 3 дні тому +1

      You should call yourself Nostradamus with how you predict the future.

  • @iancastt
    @iancastt 5 днів тому +158

    At 24:40 I was so happy about him showing the chatter why he was wrong about copying wee joker and how nice it was and then the chatter said “but it gets more chips than mult” after being shown that they are wrong live on TV and I realize that chat does not deserve nice things

    • @Ddddddddddd381
      @Ddddddddddd381 5 днів тому +14

      I think mathematically number squared is bigger than large number times small number

    • @Darnold4Prez2024
      @Darnold4Prez2024 5 днів тому +7

      You just now realized that chat knows nothing?

    • @lowenevvan8619
      @lowenevvan8619 5 днів тому +39

      When comparing flat chip vs flat mult, compare chips scored to mult scored. In his case it was roughly 500x100
      To double your score you need either 500 chips or 100 mult.
      Wee Joker was at 250ish so about 50% more score
      Green joker was 60+, so it added about 60% more score

    • @michaelurmo7984
      @michaelurmo7984 5 днів тому +3

      @@lowenevvan8619 actually makes sense

    • @bobbyray49
      @bobbyray49 4 дні тому +2

      @@Ddddddddddd381yes. Let’s assume that you have 2*x total score you can allot to chips and mult. If you distribute this score equally, you get x^2 total score. If you have more chips than mult (or vice versa), then you have (x+d)*(x-d) = x^2 - d^2 score. You get more score by making the numbers closer to square rather than increasing the one that is already higher

  • @evrity9292
    @evrity9292 5 днів тому +743

    Hey Stake! In today’s Joker we’re back with more Gold Gold. Here, pre-patch Video put these runs on his Balatro and made for very easy to pilot builds that looked similar to Green back Stake runs. The enjoy video!

    • @OneFloofyBooper
      @OneFloofyBooper 5 днів тому +57

      did I stroke out? Did you stroke out?! SOMEONE here has stroken out

    • @zodour
      @zodour 5 днів тому

      @@OneFloofyBooperi'm stroking out to balatro rn

    • @Siciliandef
      @Siciliandef 5 днів тому +34

      Hey Enjoy! In today’s pilot we’re back with more Green Stake Joker. Here, Gold Balatro put these builds on his joker and made for very pre-patched to pilot backs that looked similar to video gold backs. Folks the video!

    • @Okahibe
      @Okahibe 5 днів тому +36

      Call a Bondulance

    • @Marshadow_Boi
      @Marshadow_Boi 5 днів тому

      Im stroken off😈

  • @ifoundit5476
    @ifoundit5476 5 днів тому +131

    1:20 when the store is all out of peaches

  • @colindoyle4370
    @colindoyle4370 5 днів тому +23

    If this run was a movie, then critics would be furious of the deus ex machine of brainstorm literally swooping in at the last moment before the boss blind in ante 8 to save the day

  • @stellastoopid
    @stellastoopid 5 днів тому +151

    Welcome back to more green stake balatro. Here, gold joker put these runs on his back yada yada yada enjoy the video

    • @tylernauman1203
      @tylernauman1203 5 днів тому +10

      Enjoy the sleep you mean, right?

    • @stellastoopid
      @stellastoopid 5 днів тому +9

      @ oh right, thank you for the correction

  • @ODISeth
    @ODISeth 5 днів тому +30

    7:33 ohhh those are the ingredients to grow a UA-cam channel. I’ve been putting a ton of thyme on my channel but instead of effort I’ve been putting fritters into my videos. Thanks for the advice I’ll swap the apple fritters for apple efforts

  • @Tankshock55
    @Tankshock55 4 дні тому +7

    I had a run recently with checkered deck that was inspired by this channel. I did Midas, Vampire, and paradoleia (all face cards). It was a pretty fun meme run with doing flush plays to just super juice the vampire.

  • @laeliuss7495
    @laeliuss7495 5 днів тому +22

    Finally, I can sleep with good quality content.

  • @itmightbesharri
    @itmightbesharri 5 днів тому +27

    i don't know if i've ever seen the "number played" counter be that high

  • @franslair2199
    @franslair2199 4 дні тому +5

    The first run is so funny. Local streamer completely fails to find multiplicative mult in ten antes

  • @cupcake758
    @cupcake758 5 днів тому +60

    I have only won 4 times but one of those times i got to 25 billion chips and im 100% sure thats because of you.

    • @SeisTavanel
      @SeisTavanel 5 днів тому +15

      What are you doing?! These are for sleeping not learning! /j

    • @cupcake758
      @cupcake758 5 днів тому +4

      @@SeisTavanel I can do both. But I genuinely sit through the whole video paying attention lmao.

    • @Bawlls-t7z
      @Bawlls-t7z 5 днів тому +1

      Keep playing Cupcake. You will get better and better.

    • @Darnold4Prez2024
      @Darnold4Prez2024 5 днів тому +1

      Here are my two words of encouragement: photograph, Chad.

    • @p111SC
      @p111SC 5 днів тому

      ​@@Darnold4Prez2024 > looks inside

  • @Darnold4Prez2024
    @Darnold4Prez2024 5 днів тому +8

    You finally wore the shirt I’ve been begging you to wear!

  • @electricVGC
    @electricVGC 5 днів тому +12

    125 is a pretty good number of hands to have played, funny how supernova would still have outpaced grimbo supernova fans stay winning

  • @michaelmacvittie6977
    @michaelmacvittie6977 4 дні тому +2

    28:50 the kings stand alone on the battlefield, how poetic

  • @IRLuke
    @IRLuke 5 днів тому +12

    NO ROFFLE!! YOUR FLUSH HAS TO ADD UP TO 40 POINTS R1!!! (Strongest minmaxxer mentality)

  • @HowPettyful
    @HowPettyful 4 дні тому +2

    17:10 made me chuckle just for "continuing to grow the wee"

    • @beastmode4tm
      @beastmode4tm 2 дні тому

      No shot i read this as he said it

  • @frederf3227
    @frederf3227 4 дні тому +6

    "I've accidentally drawn a straight again." Words spoken in horror by a furry artist.

  • @zrouck4922
    @zrouck4922 4 дні тому +3

    20:05 Don't talk to me or my son ever again aah joker roster

  • @Franknakano7
    @Franknakano7 5 днів тому +3

    30:42 honestly laughed out loud at calling square joker squimbo.

  • @stronkde
    @stronkde 5 днів тому +3

    Oh thank goodness, I was about to stay up all night

  • @tygr20
    @tygr20 4 дні тому +10

    I didn't put my cursor on Drac to see what his mult value was, YOU did.

  • @anonymousanonymous1294
    @anonymousanonymous1294 5 днів тому +24

    It’s time for your prostate examine, Roffle

  • @softcactus0147
    @softcactus0147 5 днів тому +14

    More gold stake balatro

  • @buglium
    @buglium 5 днів тому +5

    The green joker. Why so envious

  • @morp4212
    @morp4212 4 дні тому +3

    If there is a Roffle lite is there a roffle dark?

  • @darjanator
    @darjanator 4 дні тому +3

    3:10 if your bone is eternal, seek immediate medical help.

  • @Niteshade_
    @Niteshade_ 5 днів тому +5

    Greenest thumbnail if I have ever seen one

  • @louisgiacona5454
    @louisgiacona5454 4 дні тому

    I haven’t really been able to tune into a roffle stream. But I hope this guy has a billion subs. He’s my hero

  • @ThatGuyCalledSteeve
    @ThatGuyCalledSteeve 4 дні тому +2

    16:00 Idk why that chat comment and reaction was so funny

  • @shizune_
    @shizune_ 5 днів тому +6

    2:48 i pre-emptively said "boning" to complete the sentence for some odd reason and then he said it right after, am i cooked?

  • @marthfan
    @marthfan 5 днів тому +5

    20:17 furry artists when they realize where the real money is

  • @nrgraff
    @nrgraff 4 дні тому

    Sometimes I swear the RNG in this game has a sense of humor

  • @sophiegrey9576
    @sophiegrey9576 5 днів тому +2

    Northern Lion would be proud

  • @dallika8585
    @dallika8585 4 дні тому +1

    No way i just had the same green joker burglar brainstorm run just few hours ago

  • @MarvelOfRain
    @MarvelOfRain 17 годин тому

    The weirdest run I have seen 😂 Each round felt so close to a loss.

  • @sakana6388
    @sakana6388 5 днів тому

    my go to gold stake builds are always pair/highcard, removing most of the 'luck' part really make things simple as you dont need any draw luck, then it only boils down to luck in getting the right planets, blue seals, highlight autowin joker for this playstyle is burnt, burglar, card sharp, and hanging chad (for glasses, imo if u get any type of build going averagely and u get hanging chad, u almost autowin just because u can keep some justices in ur slots for any emergency)

    • @2scoopsrice523
      @2scoopsrice523 4 дні тому

      definitely the biggest actual lesson ive learned by watching roffle is to go for achievable hands. I used to get so tilted playing this game cause I would try straight or full house builds and inevitably just get shafted by not getting the cards I needed. Two pair is now a favorite of mine, especially on plasma deck

  • @cling1233
    @cling1233 5 днів тому +1

    the groker provides

  • @thatguyfrominvincible
    @thatguyfrominvincible 5 днів тому +1

    I will watch this video while listening to a7x and there is nothing you or chat can do to stop me

  • @adt0ast346
    @adt0ast346 День тому

    Why does roffle put ancient joker on the far right? Im a new player and I’ve always thought to put xmult on the very right?

  • @Loafer28
    @Loafer28 4 дні тому

    Got my first gold stake on yellow deck at school the other day

  • @willpaddison4413
    @willpaddison4413 4 дні тому +3

    I love your videos the only thing I ask is to just slow down for 1 second when you pick a joker.
    Not everyone knows them by heart when looking at them

    • @Klekotnik
      @Klekotnik 4 дні тому +2

      yeah i love the content but i find myself constantly pausing the video and going back frame by frame just to find what the joker is named and what it does. it's kind of exhausting.

    • @Heratic_
      @Heratic_ 4 дні тому

      He streams for like 4 hours at a time, and not every run makes it to UA-cam. It would be extremely inconvenient for him if he did that.

    • @willpaddison4413
      @willpaddison4413 4 дні тому

      @Heratic_ it would be inconvenient to take 2 seconds amongst the constant silence to say what the joker does and why he's picking it?
      Come on maaaaan

    • @2scoopsrice523
      @2scoopsrice523 4 дні тому

      this comment shows up on pretty much every video now and it's like. i feel like pausing and reading's pretty easy, and that's what I do for modded jonkers (unless youre on mobile lol) but if youre interested in the game he's playing I would really just go through a list of all the jokers on the wiki and see what they do. Or even just look up on google "green joker balatro" or "obelisk balatro" and read it

  • @Vayes
    @Vayes 4 дні тому

    this is definitely a run I would have lost

  • @YanoPorter
    @YanoPorter 4 дні тому

    There’s no crossover point because it you multiply one side by 2 it won’t change the result

  • @WhenTheNincadasCry
    @WhenTheNincadasCry 3 дні тому

    Why would you have wanted obelisk at 19:00? I’m still learning and I feel like I’m missing something

    • @apeildotnet
      @apeildotnet День тому

      likely because he wouldve been able to scale obelisk really easily since hed played so many pairs, extending the run with a much needed multiplicative joker
      obelisk wouldve been perfect for the run since it scales with every hand played that isnt your most played hand, so he couldve pivoted to something like high card, 2 pair, or even 3 of a kind

  • @TheOneWhoReportsForDuty
    @TheOneWhoReportsForDuty 5 днів тому

    Let the record show, Green is good.

  • @artxmu
    @artxmu 5 днів тому

    Finally, now I can sleep

  • @imugi_tv8753
    @imugi_tv8753 4 дні тому +1

    Title shouldve been weekest green joker build

  • @deskinem_rooted
    @deskinem_rooted День тому

    Most run run ever

  • @Stickstack19
    @Stickstack19 4 дні тому

    17:53 W O O F

  • @youcantseeme3456
    @youcantseeme3456 4 дні тому

    Green joker, just less limiting Ride the Bus so i think its better

  • @football-h2t
    @football-h2t 5 днів тому

    i love green joker

  • @Ddddddddddd381
    @Ddddddddddd381 5 днів тому +3

    Who's the Jack of spades and why does he look like waluigi

  • @OneFloofyBooper
    @OneFloofyBooper 5 днів тому +1

    wait... Roffle ISN'T main monitor content?

  • @Rowan-ie6pf
    @Rowan-ie6pf 5 днів тому

    it took him 0.7 seconds to take the green joker

  • @thesillyone3837
    @thesillyone3837 5 днів тому +1

    watching while grinding black deck gold stake just looking over a couple times asking why isn't he filling in the 6th slot
    just won with strange walkie talkie that started with both discount vouchers with 4s gigachad and hack, found hologram with magic trick the next few vouchers were the two hone and enhanced cards in shop so I had 7/8 of them but had 3 upgraded ones and first one into endless was the 4th upgraded one

  • @humanngan91
    @humanngan91 4 дні тому

    24:13 I guess card sharp works too, although cavendish is slightly better

  • @milanga4560
    @milanga4560 5 днів тому +1

    balala gameplay when

  • @opalpersonal
    @opalpersonal 5 днів тому +1

    this is second-monitor content but on the first monitor since technically my first monitor is my ipad screen 😆❤

  • @mrkosmos9421
    @mrkosmos9421 4 дні тому

    Wee + Green = Ween

  • @franslair2199
    @franslair2199 5 днів тому

    Green stake balatro

  • @psychabscond
    @psychabscond 4 дні тому

    No idea if this is intentional, but I personally dislike hearing how the run goes at the start, so I always skip ahead 10 seconds, and every single Roffle Balatro video I've seen always has the commentary finish precisely 10 seconds in.

  • @augustokenjihirata1544
    @augustokenjihirata1544 5 днів тому

    Missed oportunity to call it the weekest green joker build

  • @Catpocolypse
    @Catpocolypse 5 днів тому

    What's up roffle

  • @stagelights_
    @stagelights_ 5 днів тому

    who invited jimbo. bro things hes on the team

  • @DanBottiglieri
    @DanBottiglieri 4 дні тому

    I so would have taken that obelisk (but probably would have died)

  • @evansevans1770
    @evansevans1770 5 днів тому

    roffle

  • @LuciaPolati-ul1ot
    @LuciaPolati-ul1ot 5 днів тому +6

    stuntman (cough) i need to (cough) sell your (cough) (cough) couch (cough) so i can (cough) buy more weed (cough)

  • @ssouperior
    @ssouperior 5 днів тому

    Why is the ballot called chad?

    • @Star-pd6lu
      @Star-pd6lu 5 днів тому +1

      its called hanging chad, which is the word for an incorrectly punched ballot

    • @frederf3227
      @frederf3227 4 дні тому +1

      The bit of paper punched out of the ballot is called a chad which we all learned in the 2000 Presidential election as they poured over Florida ballots with ambiguous ballots: hanging chads, pregnant chads, etc.

  • @Pressgarden
    @Pressgarden 5 днів тому

    Roffle i'm contacting you about your car insurance

  • @loco55mx
    @loco55mx 4 дні тому

    When I saw the video was 45 minutes long I said no way green joker does something in endless.
    And I was right, because green joker is ass.

  • @videoassighnments
    @videoassighnments 5 днів тому

    37:20 bro got a straight flush and didn’t notice 😭🙏

    • @Randum50
      @Randum50 5 днів тому +4

      That would score less points because of supernova

    • @videoassighnments
      @videoassighnments 5 днів тому

      @ no ik i promise im not a dumb viewer i just thought he would comment on it!!

    • @Randum50
      @Randum50 4 дні тому

      Oh lol, sorry😂

  • @Ranger3311
    @Ranger3311 5 днів тому

    What did the patch change?

  • @Autumn0w0
    @Autumn0w0 5 днів тому +1

    hypersauce

  • @josht1828
    @josht1828 4 дні тому

    Am I missing something here? 50 gifted mid stream and consistent 1k+ views on yt at least. I just found your content, so I'm new here, but why are you so popular?

  • @ahpetrification
    @ahpetrification 5 днів тому

    Hi

  • @me28memyself
    @me28memyself 4 дні тому

    How did streamer survive? 6:09

    • @printidle6927
      @printidle6927 4 дні тому +1

      The skeleton looking Joker is called Mr. Bones and as long as you score 25% (I think) of the blind requirement, you will not die, but he will go extinct afterwards. Replay and watch how it disappears after his final hand and you’ll see.

    • @me28memyself
      @me28memyself 4 дні тому

      @printidle6927 A lot of jokers I've never used. He moves so fast, too. I don't get a good idea what he's doing all the time. Thank you for having the patience to explain.

  • @ThiisStil
    @ThiisStil 4 дні тому

    Wee!!!

  • @akarinatsume
    @akarinatsume 5 днів тому +2

    early ish gang

  • @zanyboy8k
    @zanyboy8k 5 днів тому

    AT 8:30 the straight was half the points that a pair would have been fyi

    • @zanyboy8k
      @zanyboy8k 5 днів тому +2

      you had no pair im an idiot

  • @ryc796
    @ryc796 5 днів тому +2

    Only 678 views in 7 minutes? Streamer fell off.

  • @OfficialSilentPLAYS
    @OfficialSilentPLAYS 5 днів тому +4

    0 Views 34 Seconds ago? Bro fell off

    • @Kyuutly
      @Kyuutly 5 днів тому +4

      not funny, didnt laugh

    • @Crab_Masher
      @Crab_Masher 5 днів тому +2

      didn't funny. not laugh

    • @kanichenhaus
      @kanichenhaus 5 днів тому +2

      not didnt. funny laugh.

    • @3ExtraLives
      @3ExtraLives 5 днів тому

      Stub your toe

    • @Kyuutly
      @Kyuutly 4 дні тому

      Directions unclear, lost my toe under the door
      also this whole thread has been a joke please take it as one

  • @Darnold4Prez2024
    @Darnold4Prez2024 5 днів тому

    Is there a reason you decided not to discard at all?
    Edit: disregard this comment. I’m a moron.

    • @2scoopsrice523
      @2scoopsrice523 4 дні тому

      bro dats green joker's gimmick

    • @Darnold4Prez2024
      @Darnold4Prez2024 4 дні тому +1

      @ I forgot the entire point of the video. I’m an idiot. My apologies lmfao

    • @2scoopsrice523
      @2scoopsrice523 4 дні тому

      @ LMAO ur good homie dont worry about it