9:18 I love how the bat makes a metallic clink when he hits the burglar in the face, yet when he’s beating him with it later, it breaks and splinters, clearly showing that it’s made of wood!
wachya in for? Killing someone in many different timeliness then torturing them, my neighbor, two burglars, my wife killed two people at the bar too!!! Wait so who to kill here?
"Modern sinks have very good safe guards right?" So.. about that... got a spoon stuck in there and fushed it out with my hand and accidentally turned on the disposal before I took the hand out.. I only have half of a pointer finger.
Jack, you're so close to 8 million subs! Mark just reached 11 million. I just reached 3,300 subscribers myself, but no where near as big as yours. I hope I can build a community as welcoming as this one.
@@sloane3785 yeah he should have more blood that will be 10/10 but too much blood it will have a rating of barf (I don't have the vomit emojy) which is 1000/50 to much rating
Its scientific fact that when a man sees another man experience ball pain he feels it as well. It is also a fact that all of your bros within a 38 mile radius will feel any pain in the balls you feel and vice versa. It's like when girls have their periods in sync, its a special type of connection that bonds us together
20:50 WELL, there HAVE been scientific reports of peoples' heads still being alive seconds after getting chopped off, and they can pretty much only blink.
They say "whatever", we say #YOLOBITCHES They say "awesome", we say "Like A BOSS!" They say "I hate you", we say "SCREW YOU BILLY!" They say "hero", we say... Jacksepticeye ~Jessa Elford end of 2015
21:40 i like how when you were listening for background noise the dog also seemed alert and curious, looking where you were lol idk thought ide share that thought.
20:51 For those of you who are curious, the human head can survive for at least 15 seconds before the lack of oxygen affects the brain, during those 15 seconds, the eyes and mouth can make movements so technically, this is scientifically accurate and totally possible…
So the guy knocks the burglar out..... and instead of calling cops, he decides to kill him in the most sadistic way he can think of? What do you think he does next because if he calls the cops after that, well he's fucked.
20:40 the brain can function a little while after a clean cut to its neck, specially because in that situation there was no blood spilled so there is a greater chance to be alive for more time, but would obviously die
Imagine someone wanting to kill you but you barely escape death. Then he is just standing there looking at you disappointed and says:" Really? You are still alive? That's not how science works ... " 20:45
Well do you still feel sorry for him if he pulled out a gun and shot your brains out? No, i didn't think so. He desrerved it Besides, it's just pixels, it's just 1s and 0s
Jack did you now that there was I think it was a combo it was remote and something else but it was like that lady that coms out of the TV it looks like this🤤 I don,t know
I know Jack is supposed to be high fiving you in the beginning... but it always feels like he's smacking you in the face ... so my head instinctively backs from the screen.
Jack: *Freaks out at the brutal murder scenes*
Jack when he sees the only scene where the enemy survives: That was shit
honestly
The badguy is afraid of a tiny spider? 🕷 Really? Wat Dat about? Welp, here some more spiders 🕷 🕷🕷🕷🕷🕷🕷🕷🕷🕷🕷🕷🕷🕷
“Holy shit, that was brutal!! Moar!”
9:18
I love how the bat makes a metallic clink when he hits the burglar in the face, yet when he’s beating him with it later, it breaks and splinters, clearly showing that it’s made of wood!
It's cause the burglar has metal plates in his face from all the deaths before.
@@unprankable666 he is a cyborg he's not a real human
All his teeth on that side of his head were gold.
Maybe the metal just broke?
Jack: *claims it's too extreme* then *says it's lame when its normal*
The Duality of Septiceye
Bro when
@@Bob-kl1zl did I ask
Yeah
SHUUT
Jack: Relentlessly murders someone in cold blood
Also Jack: Actually, Quantum Mechanics forbids this
The phrase "Sticks and stones may break my bones but words can never hurt me" really didn't apply to when patrick threw the books.
“ HOW’S THAT FOR WORDS HURTING YOU?! “
say wat
Patrick defies sayings and physics
Actually it's "sticks and stones will break my bones but words are ghosts that haunt me, they do more harm than any weapon"
Burglar: Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me.
Patrick: Throws about 6 encyclopedias.
at the prison:
what're you in for?.
everything.
lol
What yous in for?
Patrick: Murdering thieves.
Rick and Morty reference
wachya in for? Killing someone in many different timeliness then torturing them, my neighbor, two burglars, my wife killed two people at the bar too!!!
Wait so who to kill here?
N
"Modern sinks have very good safe guards right?" So.. about that... got a spoon stuck in there and fushed it out with my hand and accidentally turned on the disposal before I took the hand out.. I only have half of a pointer finger.
One guy had his dick cut off lol
👁👁
That must have been so painful
Ouch it makes me hurt thinking about it
Shh
YOU PICKED THE WRONG HOUSE FOO!!
BIG SMOKE, ITS ME CARL CHILL CHILL
CJ? OOOOHHHHHH MY DOG, WASSUP?
Hell yeah they picked the wrong house!
Sl eagle he will be seeing these saps in hell
Sl eagle from gta San Andreas.
"Caaaarrrllll we don't eat people's faces!" "His hands, Carl. Where are his hands?!"
nice joke jacksepticeye knife to meet you
Taylor Brown he's not jack
yeah he is unless you're talking about his real name
@@taylorbrown3311
why is your reply filled with large spaces
Fandom Stuck umm ummm *slowly chews hands*
Ad-apocalypse hits...
UA-cam: This content is totally monetizable
I love how Jack takes off his headphones to make sure if the beeping is from the game or his actual smoke detector.
That's not what it was it was cause he thought he heard screaming
Love that moonlight sonata is playing in the background
I only know this song because of RE1.
Illuminati
@@cuteskitty1715 I only know it because of seth everman
Moonlight sonata was by Mozart right?
Justin X. Justin z will be naxt
Did you not notice Patrick was wearing bunny slippers
I did xd
You actually made me look to see if he was...
I did
Blueberry Apple sauce same here
Yes
Jack, you're so close to 8 million subs! Mark just reached 11 million. I just reached 3,300 subscribers myself, but no where near as big as yours. I hope I can build a community as welcoming as this one.
+Leonhart54 Stay LIKE A BOSS Jack/Sean!
+Leonhart54 congrats on 3K! awesome sauce
+Leonhart54 I HAVE 3 NO WHERE NEAR YOURS BUT I WILL GET THERE P.S GOOD LUCK
+JacktheSacker happy new year!!!!
+Leonhart54 so happy for you! 3,300 is great
I was just starting high school when Jack posted this. Damn, now I've graduated and all, and he still keeps me company. Cheers to you mate.
Jacksepticeye: Murder Critic
"The way he died wasn't as bad. The style of death was still awful, but it was less bloody."
Rating: 3/10
Me: no
It should have been bloodier
@@sloane3785 yeah he should have more blood that will be 10/10 but too much blood it will have a rating of barf (I don't have the vomit emojy) which is 1000/50 to much rating
Damn, your so true, @Cooper Abry
@@sloane3785 even bloodier than that
Timestamp?
VIOLENCE FOR NEW YEAR'S EVE!
:D
Also, New Year is coming in 15 minutes for me, so *_HAPPY NEW YEAR!_* _everyone!_
+Snowatic netherlands? and happy new year!
Most of Europe celebrates at the same time, but nope not Netherlands :]
+Snowatic nope 9mins
!
+Snowatic mine new year is coming in 7 minutes
+Lisep mine is in 2 hrs
First of all, Patrick is an alcoholic and a smoker, so he thinks life is a video game.
The (1st) burglar has a fear of spiders.
Phil Gridin he probably has Arachnophobia
Even though the spider wasn’t even close to him XD
Nerd
@@svarog7882 First of all, why would you say that? Second, your channel is all about rubik's cubes so I'd shut up if I were you.
@@ryancallahan3566 dude chill it was a joke I am the biggest nerd ever that’s why it is a joke
Why do I feel like Jack was holding his balls whenever they showed a burglars balls getting injured? Or is that just something all guys do?
Something all us guys do, it’s some brain neurological bullshit.
We all do it together
Its scientific fact that when a man sees another man experience ball pain he feels it as well. It is also a fact that all of your bros within a 38 mile radius will feel any pain in the balls you feel and vice versa. It's like when girls have their periods in sync, its a special type of connection that bonds us together
@@kingjb554 XD that actually makes sense
As a female, pelvis injury fucking hurts too
(someone broke into my house)
Me: how did that game go again?
Don't do it
Yes do it
Do it do it
@@Sereal5706 fine do it
“Do you want to play a game?”
I love how chill the dog is throughout most of it. Like nothing out of the ordinary is going on.
lol like he's seen it all before
+Middle Aged Nerd ...
...there.
+Middle Aged Nerd it happens every day
+Frisk The Merciful & Chara The Reformed undertail!
Jack: Here dog! Head smoothie.
Me: Kool aid
OOOOOH YEEEEEAH
Cool aid
MoominGirl _19 kool aid*
The aid is cool
So cool aid
MoominGirl _19 yes
Jack : " here dog, a head smoothie"
Dog: " I don't want"
Someone needs to make a shirt that says: I'm high on murder"
:0
*say no more...*
@@bellat4421 You mean it!?
@@huntercummings3628 I'm already almost done,
@@bellat4421 That's incredible!
*I have to see it*
"The modern (garbage disposals) probably have safty gaurds"
Me: hahahahaba ....no... they are still extremly dangerous
You'd still have to TRY to get yourself hurt though.
@David Milliard Huh?
@David Milliard What original comment?
@David Milliard Of this comment thread or this comment section? Also, nice icon Miles Prower.
The garage disposal I had had a thing to cover it
I'm CONVINCED this is the kid from "Wack the Thief" and "Don't wack your teacher" all grown up.
That's what I was thinking!
this is a name No, that's his father.
IKR
He looks like he is super rich now.
The N O S T A L G I A
20:50 WELL, there HAVE been scientific reports of peoples' heads still being alive seconds after getting chopped off, and they can pretty much only blink.
+Grendall Mayo DON'T RUIN THE MOMENT DAMNIT xD
+Grendall Mayo Chickens can run around for a few seconds after their heads are chopped off.
Thorn Knight Even better! :D
Grendall Mayo I am ashamed I know that.
Thorn Knight Why? It's kinda taught in 9th grade history class. xD
I spent my transition into 2016 watching your videos. In fact, I spent my entire New Years Eve watching your videos. (^_^)
Oh sugar honey iced tea!Translation: Oh shit!
+Catherine Creepypasta haha lol
I spent my transition playing GH Live, I think it was worth it.
+The Fighter I don't know but jack is so cute
+The Fighter sometime tho he's BOSS!
That escalated quickly! lol great video Jack! Hope everyone has a good new years eve!
Happy new year
James O Loughlin have a good one
+IzzyGoneCrazy thank u Izzy
+IzzyGoneCrazy hey you're everywher happy new year
After this, probably not. :D
Game: You have completed all combo kills
Jack literally one second later: Tries to find a combo kill
Beechnut hwrggsesgfvhiohvsodfofbgusrshubfrbvzihu,,xfhouifgkvbse
Now we know why he forgot about that
If you dont know he found out that he has Adhd
@@jesterofthestars Yeah.
Nice profile name.
*gets HAND stuck in garbage disposal"
17:00 "handy"
XD HAHAHAHAHAHAHA :)
Hey ya need a hand?
@Tanner Gooch Alright then, guess it's HANDs off!😜
Corvus
Stop.
Fuck burglars
@@Corvus__ stfu
*patrick kicks someone through the wall*
Jack: That’s very impressive.
Me: Where’d the tv go?
Same
To the gulog then back rooms then to the never end of nothing
Where’d the chandelier go when the bowling ball smashed on it?
17:28 I think that's how the bottle flip trend was created
He kicked the blender and landed it.
Tai Shane HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Dude erase that 2 and ԹմԵ 3 ɑղժ íԵ'ӀӀ ʍɑƘҽ.
1738
VanossViperGT
Newgamer: AY WHAT THE F**K!
OHHHHH
Tai Shane 😂👍lol
Can we just take a moment of silence and say Rest In Peace flash😔😔😔
RIP
@@michaelquickenton1046rip
RIP Flash...
Whack the Serial Killer has this, Neighbour, and Creeps as well, all bundled for like £3.99
I miss when Jack said "Top of the morning to ya laddies" in that tone of voice.
What if Patrick is the little boy from the other games but grown up?
:o good point
I could see that.
I can actually really see that
I can actually really see that
you mean whack your teacher and don't whack your teacher?
Congratulations, Jack. At 19:45 in the video, you just taught everybody how to make pressure cooker bombs. Yay! :D
This got recommended to me on the second day of 2025. And old Jack-a-boy makes me so happy :)
Is anyone else getting sick of people saying "who's watching in 2k16"
Who's watching I'm 2016!!!!!!
+Pasta Lover! You are?
JOOOOOOOOHN CENAAAAAAAA!!!!!!
What's wrong with that
who's watching in 2k16
happy new year guys. its been a boss year. let us pray to septic sam that we will be blessed with more awesome content.
+Hekuran Ramadani 12 seconds, new record
+Hekuran Ramadani :3
+Hekuran Ramadani yes
+Hekuran Ramadani *praying to septic sam for more awesome content*
A men 😃
They say "whatever", we say #YOLOBITCHES
They say "awesome", we say "Like A BOSS!"
They say "I hate you", we say "SCREW YOU BILLY!"
They say "hero", we say... Jacksepticeye
~Jessa Elford end of 2015
+Jessa Elford YESSSSS! YESSSSSS! YEEEEEEEEEEEEESSS!! XD
+Jessa Elford PREACH YESS
UGH YES.
👏 👏 well done
In Australia, it was January 1st hours ago.
21:40 i like how when you were listening for background noise the dog also seemed alert and curious, looking where you were lol idk thought ide share that thought.
17:25 "But will it blend?" I died. Lol
😂
20:00 I guess he wanted TEA-N-T
(BA DUM TSSSS)
+Kade Tucker I loved that channel!
pollution and I am a beautiful person
I know right? The execution on that joke was flawless
It's funny how Jack can still come up with jokes while playing such a gruesom game 😂😂
Jack what if Patrick is the boy in don't whack the teacher and whack the theft but all from up, wouldn't that be so cool?!?!
Faith Phelan WHACK IT the creator of DONT whack your teacher does not gave Patrick in Patrick was created EARLY billy is created back then
Don't wack your (The kid) and wack your (Patrick) are COMPLETELY different games and is not made by the same devs.
No, but they are related
20:51
For those of you who are curious, the human head can survive for at least 15 seconds before the lack of oxygen affects the brain, during those 15 seconds, the eyes and mouth can make movements so technically, this is scientifically accurate and totally possible…
LOL that dog looks pretty chilled with the burglars xD
+LionGaming haha that dog didn't even move when the owner got shot
+LionGaming and the cat
lionsgaming CLOE?!?
what
Jack: "Don't look at these games for scientific accuracy."
Me: "Don't look at almost ANY game for scientific accuracy!"
I don't even know.... XD
yaaass
what about fold it
Gunseeker Studios Oops XD gotta edit that now :P
+Gunseeker Studios GRAMMER POLICE ARE COMING, SHIT RUN
Gunseeker Studios lol
24:12 crap we know that his house has SCP-087-B what do we do?
Contain
TIME FOR CLASS A AMNESTICS
Just comin back to see young Sean lol
I miss this era
12:09 now THATS what you call Facebook
xD Yeah xD
I used to use that joke all the time! 😁
Kaii lol
HIaa kaii
Thats true because the book is in his face. Like my cat in my profile pic?
20:00 I guess he was in the mood for some TEA-N-T
XD
+PINOY HD YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
+PINOY HD Reminds me of Courage the Cowardly Dog, with Katz Submarine! XD
+PINOY HD HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!NICE ONE !I GET IT!!!:3
OHHHHHH my gosh 2punny4meh
So the guy knocks the burglar out..... and instead of calling cops, he decides to kill him in the most sadistic way he can think of? What do you think he does next because if he calls the cops after that, well he's fucked.
Act of self defense/Game Logic.
he calls the cops and kills THEM the sadisticst way he can think of.XD
+MinimiMax its legal to kill intruders in america especially if they have a gun and threaten you with it
yup
it's just a game
I remember when this came out it only felt like months ago time really gets away from you
I'm disturbed.... This is really disturbing.
ur name is disturbing😁
+Emma Brown agreed
+Emma Brown BURN!!
Thin skinned people.
I am viking. Viking no disturb!!!
I hate how in horror movies people are like "hello?" like the killer is going to be like "Yeah bro I'm in the kitchen, you want a sandwich?"
"teenager post"
No the killer is going to say, "It's me you're looking for."
No the murder is gonna say "It's me"
ha
+Liz.exe JOHHNNN CENNAAA!!!!
jacksepticeye you are the best
Man being here in 2023 feels unreal
I know right
Jack: You're gonna wash him with bleach?
Bulgar: NO!! I'm dry clean only!
When I read the title I thought it said whack the burgers. I'm actually kinda dissapointed that you don't whack any burgers.
I thought the same XD
Same XD
Same XD
Lelouch mate you whacked an entire empire. Aren't you satisfied?
+Sebi Biju Maybe.
23:52 You found all combo kills.
-Jack goes looking for another combo kill.
2015 UA-cam was PEAK content
That dogs is like, I've seen some shit man.
+Drake Loki #prayforthedog
+Cliona O D #doglivesmatter
+Drake Loki Haha! You're right!
+Drake Loki HA
#prayforwhiskey
sheer violence for no reason? compared to the other games this is more reasonable than say killing your teacher, neighbor, or boss.
20:40 the brain can function a little while after a clean cut to its neck, specially because in that situation there was no blood spilled so there is a greater chance to be alive for more time, but would obviously die
these games are known for having a lot of gore but like jack said "this was over the top now" i didn't freak out but i was like "holy s***."
I think we've found jack the ripper but his real name is "Patrick".
keep on watching at the time 17:56
+The Number 1 Gun 0_0
OMG is that from black butler
you know what black butler is to 😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄
+Kayla Gwash
Jack The Ripper wasn't only in Black Butler. He was apparently a legitimate person
I didn't really like this game so I started drawing with your voice in the background cause it makes me happy :)
Yeah, his voice is so calming and nice to listen too
+Ivana T to*
I do that all the time, especially to Mark or Cry too :)
+Izzy Bee did you draw king juilans feet
William Armes your familiar with my work
8:45 i guess you could say the burglar was eyeless for jack (creepypasta joke)
Lol
haha
+Kyla Malik Well played. I applaud you *claps*
omg dem creepypasta references tho XD
So I'm a sico maniak 😈
Maybe at 3:48 when the guy got scared of the Spider he probably has Arachnophobia.
16:46 Well, Kudos to Patrick for getting Tim Taylor to install his garbage disposal.
11:58 "Let me hit you with some knowledge" XD I'll leave now....
Am I the only one who wants 'Papers please'. It is an oddly interesting game. Happy New Year to everyone!!!
honestly id rather have that than this.
Papers please is a surprisingly entertaining game and also Happy 2016!!!
+Robert Bugeja I want it too :D
It is pretty boring
I want it too!...Happy New Years
This video was made 7 years ago today. Happy birthday
The murders in this game remind me of how Killgrave would tell people how to kill
Fuck yeah jessica joness
Happy New year and nice profile pic
Jessica Jones is the best
+icameisawibeatboxed omfg I love Jessica Jones!!!!!
My cousin got nunchucks for Christmas and he's. 6 😊
18:20 random Beethoven. why the Beethoven?
why not?
+L Mcflurry yee, why not?
+L Mcflurry yee, why not?
+L Mcflurry yee, why not?
Yeah.
"His head looks like a cheese toastie!"
Me, making a cheese toastie: *So this is the power of the Ultra Instinct?*
DaConnaTwuk your Hagared
Wow this just came up on my recommended at 2 am I miss these vids 😭
20:06 anyone else hear the "my bad"? No? Okie
9:01 Dog:” I just bit TWO GUYS hands off” Me:?
who is watching this in FREAKIN 2016!!!
not till 4 minutes but I'm not doing anything so idc
+TheDemonicKitten MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
me
meeeee
best part in the whole year the fireworks it was the best pyrotechnic show there in viña del mar in chile
Such a classic can’t believe this was already 5 years ago this make me feel old and sad 😞
Am I the only one who's comfortable with this much gore? Yes? Okay.
Wow, you must be really special.
This is not even gore imo..
Nah I'm use to worse then this
thanks to bestgore, liveleaks, evilox, etc.
I'm fine with it XD
JACK I HAVENT STOPPED WATCHING YOU SINCE LAST YEAR!!! get it?
ayy
I get it
+TheGamerVideos100 XD i get it
+TheGamerVideos100 still december for me
I get it. Its unoriginal. :^)
Bleach is not acid, but it is a strong base, which usually means that it is a corrosive agent (very over-simplified).
wat r u m8 mlg sientist?
I was waiting for someone to say that!
+BlackCap TheTopHatLord I learned that in 7th grade science
Did you know that it has a rating of thirteen?
Borderlands Pyro yes, and that battery acid is 0, water is 7,
Imagine someone wanting to kill you but you barely escape death. Then he is just standing there looking at you disappointed and says:" Really? You are still alive? That's not how science works ... " 20:45
jack please play more papers, please please?
yes i love papers
Idiots.
I want papers please to
***** doesn't involve you.
YAAAAS
I feel sorry for the burglar!
Same here
+carly cross You think its funny? You must be such a fucking sociopath.
+Rainbow Bolt Gaming It's funny because it's a cartoon. It's not real.
Well do you still feel sorry for him if he pulled out a gun and shot your brains out? No, i didn't think so. He desrerved it
Besides, it's just pixels, it's just 1s and 0s
+Sour Oddity If you mess up he pulls out a pistol and kills you. Hes an evil piece of trash who wants to kill you, not leave you alive.
Jack did you now that there was I think it was a combo it was remote and something else but it was like that lady that coms out of the TV it looks like this🤤 I don,t know
Chelsey Kwiatkowski it’s plus the movie above the tv
I totally missed him doing that, why didnt you find that jack?
@@topdion8499 It's a hidden kill
16:40
Jack/Sean realised what was about to happen.
*Ouch.*
This is the last time we will see Jack for the year 😞
It's been 2016 for ages 😂😂
+Jessica Bignell it's still 2015 for me
+Jessica Bignell time zones ^^
Who else thought if when jack did the corkscrew that the dog should've eaten the guys eyeballs??
Why?
Burgler: sticks and stones may brake my bones but words wont hurt me
Jack 'throws books at him'
You wanna know what I like more than whacking burglars, whacking them with knowledge.
woooooow you killed it man
KNAWLEDGE
+Joshua Lyons I THOUGHT IT WAS GONE, IT'S COMING BACK, HAUNTING ME....
I MUST RUN AS FAR AS I CAN
7:45 YES, 2 more wither skeleton skulls to go.
21:36 Here's the second one.
Wow! Another Whack your game I can't complain I love watching them :D
+ToastyGamer The thumbnail was already gory and funny
I love your channel
me too
Damn that Grandma is a beast!
Ha ye
+Dungeoneer Cartoons Im subbed to you (:
you should make an animation for this
I'm subscribed :) to u
+Dungeoneer Cartoons ikr XD
I know Jack is supposed to be high fiving you in the beginning... but it always feels like he's smacking you in the face ... so my head instinctively backs from the screen.
I guess you are well prepared for a fight...
6:00 *Warning if you don’t like seeing Gory stuff do not click this* when I saw this I literally felt pain