Donald Trump's Bandage

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  • Опубліковано 7 вер 2024
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  • @dawg40fn
    @dawg40fn Місяць тому +46

    It's a mini my pillow

  • @racerx6563
    @racerx6563 Місяць тому +27

    Why won’t he release his medical records from the incident like EVERY other politician is required???🙄

  • @miguelzap9269
    @miguelzap9269 Місяць тому +43

    "My hands were full of blood, great amounts of blood"- donnie the liar drump, being a little b.

  • @johnraymond7569
    @johnraymond7569 Місяць тому +33

    Smoke and mirrors, movies and tall tales, lies and deceit. TRUST NO MAN!

  • @user-po5yg2zx1r
    @user-po5yg2zx1r Місяць тому +27

    Jeezuz. Just vote a straight blue ticket, this guy is nuts. Guaranteed we will all be sorry if he gets back in

    • @lauriebhoy1984
      @lauriebhoy1984 Місяць тому

      lol Most of us in the cheap seats kinda wish for it .

  • @jdz8364
    @jdz8364 Місяць тому +56

    They should’ve atleast put a red dot at the top to look like it’s stopping the bleeding.. 😂

  • @allengatesjr7675
    @allengatesjr7675 Місяць тому +58

    What hospital use scotch tape to put on a bandage?

    • @wingman416
      @wingman416 Місяць тому +3

      Hey Donnie, my mom called and wants her Tampon back! Didn't the hulkster teach you how to heal the cut you make to your own ear. Everyone in the WWE knows how to do that. Spent a week practicing, but forgot that part. My mom still wants her Tampon back!

    • @jacksonhwyoming1264
      @jacksonhwyoming1264 Місяць тому

      Maybe a Scotchland Hospital

  • @queenjj201
    @queenjj201 Місяць тому +97

    Them fools didn't want to wear a mask but wearing a bandage on they ear.

  • @adrians1358
    @adrians1358 Місяць тому +159

    So absurd....I'm a nurse, and we do not let patients go like this....pure lies

    • @Polo22546
      @Polo22546 Місяць тому +10

      Exactly!!!

    • @NativeNewYorker-eb1xt
      @NativeNewYorker-eb1xt Місяць тому +20

      Another RN here and I said the same thing to an RN friend. Anyone who has ever done wound care knows that "bandage" was totally 4 show. He told them, "Make it BIGGER!"
      So. Lame.

    • @holiday-mm1xs
      @holiday-mm1xs Місяць тому

      Yall all are going to be crying when laughing kamala fails. Failed to get 1 delegate in 2020. Won't be any different in 2024

    • @Finnv830
      @Finnv830 Місяць тому

      Are you crazy!? I don’t think any assignation attempt should be taken lightly not matter what party you are! It’s always democrats! Lincoln Reagan Trump Scalise Rand a Paul Judge Kavanaugh! Always! I guarantee it isn’t republicans funding this Mob BS!

    • @Finnv830
      @Finnv830 Місяць тому +7

      See I’m not a nurse and I have seen bandages like this when plastic surgery is performed for that gauge BS!

  • @smoodiewavvz3897
    @smoodiewavvz3897 Місяць тому +37

    My boy got a dime bag on his head

  • @239jangalang4
    @239jangalang4 Місяць тому +19

    If you ever been shot at or grazed by a bullet the last thing you gon do is stand back up, you gonna low crawl up outta there

    • @topazfire974
      @topazfire974 Місяць тому +3

      That's what I was thinking , When you come real close to death you're not going to try to be a hero you're trying to save your life . He's not that brave .

    • @scottweir6799
      @scottweir6799 Місяць тому +3

      Correct. AND the parents with kids just stand around and cheer and take phone videos. This story stinks

    • @user-tk2nq1pw8b
      @user-tk2nq1pw8b Місяць тому

      @@239jangalang4
      PLEASE!!!!! LET HIM STAND!!!!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @omegaman2767
    @omegaman2767 Місяць тому +11

    I thought if your ear has any type of damage, wouldn't it swell up like califlower ear....😂😂

  • @randygettingitin
    @randygettingitin Місяць тому +94

    Looks like they put his ear in a small envelope…now they need to mail him somewhere.

    • @JuneHeinssen
      @JuneHeinssen Місяць тому +7

      Yeah to Russia

    • @user-in9mu2mt6e
      @user-in9mu2mt6e Місяць тому +2

      Send him with a no return address to Jupiter. The ride should be free.

    • @jengsci8268
      @jengsci8268 Місяць тому

      It looks like it's basically gauze folded into a makeshift envelope to fit over the top of his ear. At this point it's not really to stop bleeding, but to protect it. But yeah, it looks weird. If a bullet did clip his ear, it's probably worse looking than the bandage.

    • @pearlsdaughter2281
      @pearlsdaughter2281 Місяць тому +1

      😂😂

    • @wingman416
      @wingman416 Місяць тому +1

      @@user-in9mu2mt6e He could be the greatest president in the history of Jupiter Whoops, Buck Rogers beat him to it in 1939!

  • @rodneyneves4147
    @rodneyneves4147 Місяць тому +15

    'Shot' in ear with AR15 round, but required no stitches ?
    Daaammmnnnn !
    Why doesn't he show show us the 'wound' ?
    He can't ... cos there's nuthin' to show ! 😮

  • @BaebaeW
    @BaebaeW Місяць тому +123

    Criminal 45 had the cleanest white shirt for someone who got shot in the ear!🤨

    • @pam4572
      @pam4572 Місяць тому +2

      It quit bleeding right away.

    • @BaebaeW
      @BaebaeW Місяць тому +2

      @@pam4572 🤨oh that’s how it works

    • @pam4572
      @pam4572 Місяць тому +1

      @@BaebaeW I don't know much about ears do you?

    • @BaebaeW
      @BaebaeW Місяць тому +3

      @@pam4572 And there we have it not an ear expert. Have a great day, please exit left, down the steps, and off the keyboard.

    • @holiday-mm1xs
      @holiday-mm1xs Місяць тому

      Llbtard--->​@@BaebaeW

  • @marlboro4001
    @marlboro4001 Місяць тому +46

    And his cult falls for it! Don't even question it.

    • @holiday-mm1xs
      @holiday-mm1xs Місяць тому

      Yet yall vote blue no matter who. Yall are the cult

    • @robertbogert8257
      @robertbogert8257 Місяць тому

      You guys simply throw out cliches , cults , Nazi , hitler . All things associated with the left - pelosi shumer Biden Clinton . Get a fucking clue

    • @teep2056
      @teep2056 Місяць тому +2

      They sure dure

    • @Pimp_C
      @Pimp_C Місяць тому

      We just don't care, everyone on the net is a professional lol

  • @bernardshropshire1814
    @bernardshropshire1814 Місяць тому +35

    Looks like a powder pack😂😂

  • @lakersin556
    @lakersin556 Місяць тому +74

    He was trying too hard to look hurt. 😂

    • @user-in9mu2mt6e
      @user-in9mu2mt6e Місяць тому +3

      @@lakersin556 he’s a coward, that’s what bullies do.

    • @tenofivelips
      @tenofivelips Місяць тому +2

      Well he's got to sell those a attempt commemorative sneakers and t shirts.

  • @tifferneywilliams8633
    @tifferneywilliams8633 Місяць тому +10

    Omg!!!! That's what I said! It's like a prop😂😂 I've had surgery and the tape is always visible. It's a 🧲

  • @chemdog6387
    @chemdog6387 Місяць тому +17

    I’ve seen smaller badges covering a sucking chest wound. Why is he wearing that billboard on his head, having provided zero information to the public about the wound or his current health?

  • @KwizMatix
    @KwizMatix Місяць тому +76

    🤣🤣🤣 It’s insane that anybody falling for Trumps shenanigans! If only we could put that same bandage over that tattoo on Amber Rose forehead!!! lol 😂

  • @shawnc6422
    @shawnc6422 Місяць тому +7

    Better off doing a Nelly band aid 😂😂

  • @dawg40fn
    @dawg40fn Місяць тому +6

    It looks like a mini tissue pack

  • @preyface456fromchicago8
    @preyface456fromchicago8 Місяць тому +18

    That looks like the napkin from a fork and napkin pack..

  • @LifeIsThePrayer
    @LifeIsThePrayer Місяць тому +10

    Somebody stuck a maxi pad on his ear.

  • @JuneHeinssen
    @JuneHeinssen Місяць тому +38

    It looks like a panty liner

  • @stephaniejubilee4744
    @stephaniejubilee4744 Місяць тому +20

    You on point my Brother. My thoughts from the jump. So sad but as we all know ..hurt people hurt people and desperate people do desperate things ..but D - - -

  • @JJ-vp7qb
    @JJ-vp7qb Місяць тому +9

    He put that on his ear! 🤣🤣

  • @surewhatever8843
    @surewhatever8843 Місяць тому +27

    “...and another mfing, thang....” 😂 This should be the standard intro for all updates on donnie!

  • @jodyhall8731
    @jodyhall8731 Місяць тому +4

    😂. He healed pretty fast for an old person 💙

  • @MMXXIII91
    @MMXXIII91 Місяць тому +38

    Is that office tape? Not even a gauze cotton pad & his hair ain't shaved? Did he use hairspray? O lordy.

  • @lindalymon3858
    @lindalymon3858 Місяць тому +2

    🥱That's a maxi pad or a my pillow gift from his buddy‼️🥴😜😭🤣🤣🤣

  • @jeanheard4615
    @jeanheard4615 Місяць тому +31

    This is just something trump just put up there he will do anything for attention sad

  • @eddieblount216
    @eddieblount216 Місяць тому +32

    Its a bag of booger sugar..😂

    • @lindalymon3858
      @lindalymon3858 Місяць тому

      Booger sugar ‼️😭🤣😭🤣😭

  • @robertcollins8635
    @robertcollins8635 Місяць тому +16

    Let me get my shoes 👞!!!!!

    • @JT1358
      @JT1358 Місяць тому +3

      His protection crew should have been yelling "SIR! Screw the damn shoes and get your f'in head down or we gonna be collecting bits of your head... SIR!" 😂😂

  • @ChristinaRoDyk
    @ChristinaRoDyk Місяць тому +4

    Bandaid off, and there's not even a scab.
    How is no one talking about this????

  • @stev1127
    @stev1127 Місяць тому +17

    People need to remember that Donald did some acting

    • @outdoorvideoswithbrad
      @outdoorvideoswithbrad Місяць тому +2

      Exactly, I get shot in my short films all the time and I’m not using any special effects, I’ve used ketchup packets too, might have to do a film where I get shot in the ear for a little hidden message lol

    • @matthewpatriquin7359
      @matthewpatriquin7359 Місяць тому +3

      Supposed acting.He’s even a phony playing a phony!

  • @lashawndagreen452
    @lashawndagreen452 Місяць тому +4

    It's called over exaggeration!!!!! 😂😂😂😂😂 He wanted his supporters to feel extra bad for his ass.

  • @veeisher
    @veeisher Місяць тому +8

    So, did they deposit a heavy payment to that boys family? Because he took one for the team..😮

    • @stellabrooks9813
      @stellabrooks9813 Місяць тому +3

      Say it, say it. Say it 👍👍👏👏

    • @theonetrueking587
      @theonetrueking587 Місяць тому

      No way, Trump doesn’t pay anyone, that boy was collateral damage in the Republicans plot to try and get sympathy votes and rally the MAGA cult 🙄🙄🙄

    • @shizzray
      @shizzray Місяць тому

      Supposedly, they were arrested and charged with negligent ownership or something like that, since he took his father's weapon.

  • @vernclark6168
    @vernclark6168 Місяць тому +2

    It’s a pillow from his hotels.😂😂😂😂

  • @bvm3925
    @bvm3925 Місяць тому +8

    I'm glad you made a video on this. Every time I see him wearing it I think WTF?

  • @barbaracule7565
    @barbaracule7565 Місяць тому +16

    Trump walking around with a diaper on his ear is hilarious. When the secret service rushed at him after the shooting he was more concerned about his shoes where he stood up not shielded from being shot at again. When any politician is in danger of being shot at the secret service rush to shield the person from danger. Letting Trump stand up on the vehicle to wave to the crowd is another red flag where he was telling the secret service what he wants to do before leaving the area. Flying glass hit Trump.

  • @movekeysdapianoman
    @movekeysdapianoman Місяць тому +27

    I thought his ear was on its period..😢

    • @charmedlilsis1
      @charmedlilsis1 Місяць тому +4

      😂😂😂😂😂 Let that man's ear menstruate in peace. It has a heavy flow and has to use those size 4 Always.

    • @rosehampton2901
      @rosehampton2901 Місяць тому +2

      Desperate!

    • @robertbogert8257
      @robertbogert8257 Місяць тому

      Corny

  • @abbywinters7751
    @abbywinters7751 Місяць тому +3

    I love it when people post things that we're all thinking and call BS on absurdities like that stupid bandage! Thank you!

  • @zinacheers8126
    @zinacheers8126 Місяць тому +11

    What's with the clear office tape

  • @sweetness6316
    @sweetness6316 Місяць тому +7

    Looks more like a WHITE SHEET OF ART PAPER! What's going to be VERY INTERESTING IS.... WHEN THEY TAKE THAT PAPER OFF.. (cause it can't stay on FOREVER) what will they USE THEN?? A ARTIFICIAL EAR 👂 THAT'S HE MIGHT BE HAVING THEM MAKE..🙄🤷🏻😳

  • @Childlesscatladywi
    @Childlesscatladywi Місяць тому +2

    Such a strong Man! To wear a Kotex on his head! 😂😂😂

  • @maryevans453
    @maryevans453 Місяць тому +2

    This nurse 2nd that skill practice ‼️PHONY ‼️🥵🤮🥵

  • @r123rzxo
    @r123rzxo Місяць тому +2

    It's a reserved diaper.

  • @msT-hm5gg
    @msT-hm5gg Місяць тому +26

    😂😂😂I'm done!!

  • @darwinfussle5031
    @darwinfussle5031 Місяць тому +2

    Big ass garage door opener

  • @Micnify
    @Micnify Місяць тому +1

    That looks crazy 😂!! Mic'2024

  • @mondocjenson-dy8zd
    @mondocjenson-dy8zd Місяць тому +2

    He is a BINO namely a Billionaire In Name Only 😮

  • @claudedeschamps5196
    @claudedeschamps5196 Місяць тому +3

    Kotex on hemeroids

  • @stephenadams7663
    @stephenadams7663 Місяць тому +9

    Bro if you didnt just made me think about a ear bandage. Ive been shot at , told i would be dead in 6 months over 50 years ago , been thrown out of a corvette doing 60 mph and been in both the army and the navy and i ain't never seen no damn ear bandage .

  • @pam4572
    @pam4572 Місяць тому +3

    That is ....no help whatsoever. Nah. Not me. 🤔👖🔥

  • @MikeTMike
    @MikeTMike Місяць тому

    Easiest jack-o'-lantern ever. Buy a pumpkin, and stick a kotex to it. Instant 45😂

  • @lynnettereede6887
    @lynnettereede6887 Місяць тому +1

    A mini pad with wings? A trumpon? Maybe it's a new way to carry a bag of coke in plain sight.

  • @madambluewave
    @madambluewave Місяць тому +1

    That looks like a doll pillow strapped to the side of his head lol

  • @JessieAllerby
    @JessieAllerby Місяць тому +2

    Looks like a bag of powder 😂😂😂😅

  • @kmay3409
    @kmay3409 Місяць тому +1

    Just one inch over he would have been spending the rest of his life in a Nursing Home peeing is pants every time the microwave went off.

  • @KeithWester-zd1im
    @KeithWester-zd1im Місяць тому +10

    Don’t think it’s normal to put a bandaid on a bullett hole🙄

  • @oatmeal5671
    @oatmeal5671 Місяць тому

    That's the showman in Trump. 😮 You can see one of his staff put that on his ear b4 he came out! 😊

  • @fredrickcampbell5183
    @fredrickcampbell5183 Місяць тому +1

    You can fool some people sometimes but you can’t fool all the people all the time and quote

  • @zaccarman6683
    @zaccarman6683 Місяць тому

    Really surprised at the lack of people calling it a maxi pad

  • @RavenHawkfeather
    @RavenHawkfeather Місяць тому +1

    Smoke and mirror.

  • @IamAMUNMIN
    @IamAMUNMIN Місяць тому +14

    LMFAOO speak the facts

    • @holiday-mm1xs
      @holiday-mm1xs Місяць тому

      He's literally speaking non sense . Should be kamala vp

  • @joeljoss1916
    @joeljoss1916 Місяць тому +1

    Just like everything and anything to do with that guy, it comes with a bad smell. This is no different.

  • @RJW949
    @RJW949 Місяць тому +1

    Bruh hilarious!😂💯

  • @Humanity4ALL
    @Humanity4ALL Місяць тому +1

    Maxi pad for the ear

  • @harveyabel1500
    @harveyabel1500 Місяць тому

    Amy Schumer shilling five different sizes.

  • @CruisinwithChrist
    @CruisinwithChrist Місяць тому +1

    Loves seeing Rickey showing off his sylist! He is showing the average looking poor subscriber that don't stand a chance! He is too much of a heartthrob not to have a beautiful lady to Elevate his life! Hope to see her at his birthday bash! He melts in her presence!❤❤❤

  • @mpressivelymo231
    @mpressivelymo231 Місяць тому

    😂 it's the way you turned your head when you said "look at it". Why?!😂

  • @gigiwhite4456
    @gigiwhite4456 Місяць тому +3

    Baby kotex.....🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🥲🥰

  • @capadon77
    @capadon77 Місяць тому

    That might be a bullet proof ear shield! Lol

  • @darwinfussle5031
    @darwinfussle5031 Місяць тому +1

    Two honey 🍯 packs from the BP on Crenshaw and mlk

  • @troybowen3024
    @troybowen3024 Місяць тому +9

    Ha ha 😂😅😂😅😂😅😂😅

  • @alh.4663
    @alh.4663 Місяць тому +1

    Who tf taped a baggy of yayo on his ear? Jr.....

  • @audreywilborn2018
    @audreywilborn2018 Місяць тому +4

    That is a Vincent Van Gogh bandage .

  • @JD-lk7im
    @JD-lk7im Місяць тому

    A little 'My Pillow' ear bandaid!

  • @lesliespann6420
    @lesliespann6420 Місяць тому +2

    Hilarious!

  • @miguelzap9269
    @miguelzap9269 Місяць тому

    The fact famous people like 50cent are on Trump's side now is hilarious!
    A bunch of busters showed they're true colors.

  • @user-oc2gb3tx3w
    @user-oc2gb3tx3w Місяць тому

    How many NDA sighted from the treating physicians that saw him directly after. Can we find out?

  • @glenmarechal7957
    @glenmarechal7957 Місяць тому +1

    Bag of cocaine

  • @user-fq9od8zj7b
    @user-fq9od8zj7b Місяць тому +1

    He’s no hockey player😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @reset7026
    @reset7026 13 днів тому

    Just found your channel. I'm a new subscriber, keep the good content coming 💯

  • @danielsaizrosegrowsinstone1524
    @danielsaizrosegrowsinstone1524 Місяць тому

    That is the Tampon Don! Haha

  • @burn1gotbeats
    @burn1gotbeats Місяць тому +9

    😂😂

  • @womensspaces
    @womensspaces Місяць тому

    I asked the same thing. I cut my finger and had to put more coverage on than that. I mean one would think there was at least a wrap or something.

  • @jillneverumind7229
    @jillneverumind7229 Місяць тому

    Now that I look at it from this angle, it looks like a “nickel bag” on his ear! IJS #Gangsta?!

  • @melvinlamb3102
    @melvinlamb3102 Місяць тому

    Thank you brother he's a piece of shirt 😅

  • @rickedyraw6784
    @rickedyraw6784 Місяць тому

    That’s a big ass thing for a little ass scratch and it gotta be a clip holder on his ear

  • @PPA-vl3cu
    @PPA-vl3cu Місяць тому

    It looks like a gauze bandage, but whoever applied it should have moved his hair a bit out of the way and taped it to the skin, not his hair.

  • @Hangryoldman
    @Hangryoldman Місяць тому

    His ear already grew back.
    You people dont understand how our bodies heal 🤦😂😂

  • @enarush1
    @enarush1 Місяць тому

    It’s been almost two weeks already, I think it’s okay to remove the bandage.

  • @carlahorton9577
    @carlahorton9577 Місяць тому

    Scotch tape? 😂😂😂

  • @darwinfussle5031
    @darwinfussle5031 Місяць тому +1

    White razor phone 🤳📱

  • @smikeyrivers5538
    @smikeyrivers5538 16 днів тому +1

    Make it Make sense
    Lol

  • @lauriebhoy1984
    @lauriebhoy1984 Місяць тому +1

    I've never seen so little blood from any head cut . I got my ear slashed and in 3 mins the blood was squelching out my bootlace holes when I walked . Everything about this putz is dodgy .

  • @superstar7849
    @superstar7849 Місяць тому +5

    😭😩