the unexpected is the best place to hide. while the hero's are looking at the dox or the factory's your just in one of the millions of suburbian homes which you have to traverse a natural maze of sprawling roads to arrive at. it is so easy to overlook that even people who lived in such a house for years still sometimes enter the wrong one let alone a hero who comes to it the first time.
@@coreytaylor447 Good comedy punches up and never down. While politics is a danger zone to universal humor. My joke humiliates an institution on the basis of it's silent acceptance to casual racism and ironically when it's establishment was brought about to unify abolitionists. If the joke was calling a person racist by being Republican, that's punching down. My joke was the establishment is so tolerant to racism it doesn't matter what you hate! The joke is on the system not a person. Still not convinced let me switch politics. The Democratic party doesn't use guns. They just use gun free zone signs and hope for the best.
@@salkjshaweoiuenvohvr lmao, no one cares what category or type of humor it is or if its "technically ok" no one likes an edgy asshole who makes everything about politics or tries to get the moral high ground for no reason. you can justify it however you want, its still called being an edgy asshole
In the headlines: "Dozens of children attend funeral of Derek "The Dark Lord Vermillious" Niemann, noted philanthropist and supporter of the Children's Hospital. His hilarious costumes and antics will be sorely missed."
I find it sweet that that he remembers all of his henchmen's names, even the one's he killed long ago. Might be the actual reason he kills them because you have to keep up evil appearances.
He did canonically create all the evil in the world, making that worm that goes inside snails to turn them into zombies and makes them get eaten by birds was a top-tier evil plot
But what about the RAT LION MONSTER!? Who comes out of an EGG FOR SOME REASON! And terrorizes NEW YORK CITY even though his egg was in the AMAZON RAINFOREST! why are my dreams so weird?
@@mikejeffries3333when Mitchell went lucid the dream writing team went on strike for better healthcare benefits. Since they weren't union they were quickly replaced and are currently interning in your headspace.
This guy came up with the swordfish? Man I wish I could come up with something that evil. All I've accomplished was creating a bank that charges people for not having any money in their account.
Best redemption arc ever🤧🤧 He went out as a good guy he started as. Giving kids with cancer happiness, And being so sad for them he wanted to join them in heaven 😭😭😭
if you have villains block remember to take a step back, remember the classics, not every plan can be some perfect evil scheme. Sometimes u just gotta sneak a starving 12ft crocodile in a maternity ward in the dead of night
Wouldn't be mad if you started wearing eyeliner all the time. Very attractive 👌 Also great sketch. I was wondering about the Cheeto fingers, but then I saw that they were stained by the poison 😂
"Alright, so... evil, evil evil... let's see. How about... I invent medicines to cure some deadly disease, but then I raise the prices to ridiculously high amounts! Wait... the pharmaceutical industry's already doing that?"
You guys don’t get enough credit for the costumes/accents💯This ‘evil’ outfit goes HARD AF💯HILARIOUS yet again fellas...ABSOLUTELY HILARIOUS! F@#$ you guys need a show!
What would YOUR villain name be?
Inverted diarrhea man 😈
Engagementeaus the Engaged
Debbie
Face puncher or ball buster, my power is that I have a devastating superhuman strength as long as I only hit ppl in that specific place
The Evil Frank
I love how they put so much effort into making his costume look evil but then decided to make his “evil lair” the living room of a suburban house
I LIVE for this production dichotomy
It's simply a meta modern critique on the insidious evil exemplified by the petit bourgeois and their suburban mansions.
the unexpected is the best place to hide. while the hero's are looking at the dox or the factory's your just in one of the millions of suburbian homes which you have to traverse a natural maze of sprawling roads to arrive at. it is so easy to overlook that even people who lived in such a house for years still sometimes enter the wrong one let alone a hero who comes to it the first time.
That's actually fairly accurate. Trust me, I know.
The ultimate evil
"Hhhmmmmmm.....but which race?" I'm in tears
Doesn't matter if you're a member of the Republican party!
@@salkjshaweoiuenvohvr dont bring politics into everything, no one likes anyone who does that
@@coreytaylor447 Good comedy punches up and never down. While politics is a danger zone to universal humor. My joke humiliates an institution on the basis of it's silent acceptance to casual racism and ironically when it's establishment was brought about to unify abolitionists.
If the joke was calling a person racist by being Republican, that's punching down. My joke was the establishment is so tolerant to racism it doesn't matter what you hate! The joke is on the system not a person.
Still not convinced let me switch politics. The Democratic party doesn't use guns. They just use gun free zone signs and hope for the best.
@@salkjshaweoiuenvohvr lmao, no one cares what category or type of humor it is or if its "technically ok" no one likes an edgy asshole who makes everything about politics or tries to get the moral high ground for no reason.
you can justify it however you want, its still called being an edgy asshole
@@salkjshaweoiuenvohvr wordswordswordswordswordswordswordswordswords
“Not you….your dads a senator” is such a underrated line and yet My favorite
I dont get it
@Taha Jelani I think it's because politicians tend to be considered very evil.
@@TahaJelani He's in cahoots with a senator, who'll help him when he want stuff done. Killing his kid, obviously would end that partnership.
A line that no one said, did you watch the video..?
It’s also Daniel
In the headlines: "Dozens of children attend funeral of Derek "The Dark Lord Vermillious" Niemann, noted philanthropist and supporter of the Children's Hospital. His hilarious costumes and antics will be sorely missed."
Coincidentally, dozens of human remains were found in his lair after his passing
This is just what DMs go through the night before every session of DnD.
Ha!
In the end he turned out to be the hero. He defeated the villain!
Just like h*tler
And he gave those dying kids balloons
hitler logic
I find it sweet that that he remembers all of his henchmen's names, even the one's he killed long ago. Might be the actual reason he kills them because you have to keep up evil appearances.
“God gets credit for everything evil” is so great.
Amazing vid guys!
He did canonically create all the evil in the world, making that worm that goes inside snails to turn them into zombies and makes them get eaten by birds was a top-tier evil plot
When he said "god did" that would be 🔥 lyrics in a song
@@joshgribbon8510 thank you
@@Zuignaplol u right
He needs to consult the dream writing team. They would suggest bees with teeth! That or snakes. Yeah snakes is good.
But what about the RAT LION MONSTER!? Who comes out of an EGG FOR SOME REASON! And terrorizes NEW YORK CITY even though his egg was in the AMAZON RAINFOREST!
why are my dreams so weird?
@@mikejeffries3333when Mitchell went lucid the dream writing team went on strike for better healthcare benefits. Since they weren't union they were quickly replaced and are currently interning in your headspace.
"Snakes with teeth" is already taken, sorry.
What about penis bees?
(It's a reference, don't read too far into it)
@@antonliakhovitch8306 Genderbent: "Centipedes? In my vagina?"
This guy came up with the swordfish? Man I wish I could come up with something that evil. All I've accomplished was creating a bank that charges people for not having any money in their account.
Tried cozying up with a cuddlefish once. False advertising
This is what my cat does when I'm away from the house
understandable
I like the inclusion of the Cheeto fingers and completely leaving it unmentioned
Was looking for this comment 🤣
My thoughts exactly
The "but which race" part got me good
It’s actually pretty cute that he knows all his henchmens’ names despite them being so expendable and dead for so long.
1:07 “Except for you… Your dad’s a Senator~”
@chrisdreemurr117 That guy looks suspiciously similar to Candlestick Ballroom from the Murder Mystery With Too Many Characters.
@@calowenby1654 I think it might be a member of the Ballroom family… Not sure though.
Evil equivalent of the writers block
Daniel is the son of a senator, and he's also an expert in Baguette-Fu. The perfect henchman.
Whoever does costume design is the real evil genius.
I don't understand why your channel still hasn't blown up? It's just a matter of time...
Praise UA-cam algorithm 🙌
Holy holy holy
Oh shit it's polenar
Yeah it’s pretty crazy how this channel hasn’t gotten more popular I love sketches but I only started getting recommended them in shorts
I know right it’s only a matter of time they have such great content
@@Wizards_with_Guns just sacrifice a orphan. It should be easy there everywhere and and plus what they gonna do call they're parents
I never realized how much Mitch's house looked like an evil lair, so many sharp objects
too many
He at least had the diabolical idea of killing someone with a ladder, that's genius!
"i've -hAD- good eViL idEaS .... ?" this whole video gave me doofenschmirtz vibes
The Platyproliferator-inator will never be topped.
this channel is criminally underrated
Agreed
You should probably start by going through all the hero's known allergies.
Vermillius' evil outfit looks like a M. Bison at a S&M convention
I love the look he made after “LAZER” 😂
"your dad's a senator" made me lose it
Best redemption arc ever🤧🤧
He went out as a good guy he started as. Giving kids with cancer happiness,
And being so sad for them he wanted to join them in heaven 😭😭😭
Daniel's slumped, tired and awkward appearance might have been the funniest part!! More Daniel, please!!!!
They really need a henchman union
CONVINCED this was just an excuse for Michael to dress up in that costume, hahahaha
0:05 “ITS LEMON SCENTED”
Another top notch short from the wizards. Incredible to me these videos only garner a few thousand views. This channel needs to blow up!
Someday...
The one dislike is from whoever was trying to be evil
Big The Monarch energy
there is a guy in runescape that is called Evil Dave and this is basically him.
first evil plan that came to mind for me was “Squirrel bombs”. I hope for the future this helps!
Coming back to this after yesterday's news. This skit could not be more true, it ages like a... tainted wine!
Can't believe you didn't include the "I can't spend time with my son, if I do he won't end up like me" that one was mental
“It’s the pure essence of EMAIL” -auto captions
The balloon plan could be salvaged with another batch that did have poison, then the villain can say the first set was just to get their guard down.
1:08 CAN SOMEBODY PLEEEAASE GET THIS MAN AN OSCAR!"!!!!?!!=?!
1:19 villager sound
Wow, this was very evil guys. Scary stuff. Nice work. Gonna go cry now.
The vilest thing about this villain is that he seems to have Dorito powder all over his thumb and is totally fine with it.
I’ve never tried to like the same video twice in one watch until now.
:)))
if you have villains block remember to take a step back, remember the classics, not every plan can be some perfect evil scheme. Sometimes u just gotta sneak a starving 12ft crocodile in a maternity ward in the dead of night
when you think so hard you stop thinking:
i noticed your yellow finger immediately before the scene where you dripped yellow liquid on your finger. fascinating
Those Casanova Frankenstein finger "weapons?" great video lol
Of course god got the credit for wasps, ya know bees but evil. Why did people think that was a good thing?
Basically me when trying to play an evil character.
I liked this character, you should try to make more sketches with him
He literally died at the end
just like... usse a big laser to cut the moon in half.
That'll probably do some evil things.
This was great! Always excited to see an upload from you guys
That‘s why most villains are so interchangable, just killing isn‘t enough!
Wouldn't be mad if you started wearing eyeliner all the time. Very attractive 👌 Also great sketch. I was wondering about the Cheeto fingers, but then I saw that they were stained by the poison 😂
Literally me as a dungeon master trying to get into the head space of my BBEG.
"Alright, so... evil, evil evil... let's see. How about... I invent medicines to cure some deadly disease, but then I raise the prices to ridiculously high amounts! Wait... the pharmaceutical industry's already doing that?"
You guys don’t get enough credit for the costumes/accents💯This ‘evil’ outfit goes HARD AF💯HILARIOUS yet again fellas...ABSOLUTELY HILARIOUS! F@#$ you guys need a show!
1:29 When craft services is Doritos
“That’s not evil that’s just funny” that’s good
me coming up with evil things for my d&d villain to do:
WHY DOES GOD GET CREDIT FOR EVERYTHING EVIL?!?!? Amazing video as always 😄😄😄😄😄
He is giving the mighty Monarch and i am here for every minute of it
You know someone this evil has to be part of the Homeowner's Association.
That costume is on point.
Engagement comment to feed Algorithmeus.
These thumbnails are really high quality, almost thought it was an SNL upload. (love the skit too)
I thought the Orange on his hands was Cheeto dust
same 😂
criminally underrated
I came here looking for evil plan advice but got something 10 times better.
Cheeto fingers at 1:50
I thought when he thought of his perfect evil plan, he was going to segue into a RAID ad. Then I realized that RAID ads are frontloaded.
Backstory, backstory, backstory! This is literally evil 101.
More!
The perfect race to be racist to would easily be the 5k. How the hell am I supposed to run 5,000 miles in one sitting?
Evil the good bad destroyer of healing Esquire.
Totally irrelevant, but the way the corpse was hanging with the keys reminded me of the intro mission for RE Revelations 2
The subtitles said "the pure essence of EMAIL"
Lol we need more of this character. x'D
One of the best performances on the entire channel
The sketch is hilarious as always, but I have to say, I really love the evil costume!
The really diabolical thing about this were the cheeto fingers
He sounds like Tobuscus to me sometimes
He looks like Freddy Mercury
My idea of evil plan, designing a high building, that has no elevators.
This question has been answered. Molesting robots.
God Damn it DANIEL!!!!!!!
Great video guys ! keep them coming
I like the idea of “I should be racist! but which race? They’re not really that different so I should just pick one.”
Oh right I killed him WITH the ladder 🤣
the "LASER".
The Cheeto hands at 1:56
Lazer Falafel sounds pretty evil
bet that lair smells awful
Before he was a brown force wielder he was a henchman, who fucking knew
Yo bro I just found your channel and DUDE I LOVE IT. Keep up the great work bro!
This is a great costume
That eyeshadow tho...lookin good