is this wrong, I wwant Nahida's weapon bc i got her in 11 pulls, so I set my fate to staff of homa, because it says whichever you choose is not the five star you wanted, so if i pick hu tao do i get Thousand floating dreams?
@@Avana_Equestrianwhat? No? You pick the weapon you will get IF you fail to get it. So if you pick staff of homa you WILL get it if you don’t get it when hitting a 5 star
Java actually the peak patrol song is also xilonen DPS best in slot too because it buffs all team members including her by 25.6% so more overall dmg. why did you cancel the course 😭
Being intentionally stupid is his brand. No actual adult goes through a cycle of “No, I will not read the event rules” and “Oh no, I don’t understand how this event works?!” on a weekly schedule
There's no way this guy quite literally had the best possible situation and totally squandered it. A weapon banner with 2 great weapons that he wants. Charts for A, "loses" to B, then has a guarantee for A which he would've gotten in 2 pulls. But he threw that away. For a CHANCE at... DPS zhongli? Naaaahhhhhh
The worst part about you canceling your fate point is that Xilonen's weapons is actually around 5% STRONGER than Chiori's for a dps Xilonen build... And better for support too...
I'm just VERY confused and in disbelief that ANYONE would cancel fate points. Like ik it was possible but never saw anyone do it cuz WHY would u? I'm not mad just disappointed and highly confused and concerned
10:51 wow what a surprise the sword isnt on chiori... i wonder why... MAYBE YOU SHOULD HAVE ACTUALLY PULLED AND YOU WOULD HAVE GOTTEN THE SWORD FOR XILONEN AND YOU COULD HAVE AN ACTUAL GOOD CHIORI BUILD
I hope I’m not the only one who just paused and stared for a few seconds after he cancelled it a choice was made, the thrill of now, the weight of later . 😭😭
@@NiramBG same with me too lmaoo i save ages in advance for roughly 150 wishes for a character cuz i almost always lose 50/50 (lost 7/11 times i believe) rn i have 360 wishes saved for wriothesley and his c1 and i’m saving for mavuika as well rn
I never even thought that there would be a person canceling the weapon banner fate points but I see Java has reached a new low. Congrats on your Zhongli Weapon 🥳🎉
So not to make the 50/50 loss hurt but peak patrol song on chirori hels buff her support capacity by around 12% while her sig improves her dmg peak improves her supportive aspects.
It's a 5 star Def scaling sword, it's a great weapon for Geo units. I should know, I have a lot of Geo characters. It would've absolutely been perfect for a geo only account.
About the patrol song thingy... Albedo, chiori, travler and Xilonnen could have use it. You ditch it to have 33% of having random useless things, 33% of having patrol song, and 33% to have what you want.
First, he tosses the guarantee for a perfectly viable weapon and THEN pulls on the banner expecting to beat ~8% odds. Then he just skips Sabzeruz Surfers and leaves the zoomers in the audience dopamine-deprived. Now I feel much better about going way too deep into my primo stash for Xilonen's weapon. At least I took it...
So did I. Well I technically went all in for Chiori's sword but got Peak Patrol Song first and Chiori's sword second. That fate point was a LIFELINE for me! I spent a lot of wishes for both swords but could've spent so many more if I hadn't had the guarantee.
Normally I don't comment but this has to be one of the dumbest things I have ever seen a person do in this game. Not only did he throw away a weapon that even for his purposes is effectively the same if not better for what he's doing (At worst its only slightly behind but significantly better than everything else). Not only is Chiori now stuck without her signature weapon and if she has her signature there aren't good replacement weapons for Xilonen. But the worst part is that it's highly likely that another banner like this won't happen again for a long time. Meaning getting the weapon will be more harder as he needs to gamble on chance again to not get sucked dry out of primos by other 5 sigs and losing the toss for a 5 star weapon. This is like someone saying you just won a Bugatti and the next thing you win is a McLaren but you deciding to gamble for the same car instead. Only to get a Honda. Is this dumb. Yes. Am I exaggerating. Yes. Java will be fine in the long term since he is only rolling Geo so at some point he will have high con 5 stars and sigs due to Geo only it's just so dumb to see happen. I unironically hope he did that for views, a unique title, plus engagement and he is not actually that dumb just trying to play the UA-cam game. If that's not it I'd be shocked and worried if this man went to a irl casino.
literally wasted C1 furina worth of upgrade in exchange for a standard weapon... this is not "may have made a mistake"... it was a mistake 🤣 for those curious about xilonen's weapon being = to C1 Furina worth of upgrade: Furina at C0 give max 75%dmg bonus with max fanfare to the whole party, her C1 makes it so its 100% dmg bonus (extra 25%) xilonen's weapon gives 25.6%dmg bonus (except physical) to the whole party (basically almost the same as getting C1 furina for your C0 Furina)
I'm honestly not even mad about the fate point; I'm just offended as a Chiori main that you would get her weapon and then take it from her so cruelly- But also nooooo the fate poinnnnttttt
Xilonen's weapon would've been so good tho even if later you get Albedo it is best for him too and the sword helps the whole team, and is also her bis for DPS too
Not that it matters but I'm still not sure that the 80% CDMG is better than all the buffs Xilonen's sword gives. It's more defense and bonus element DMG, I don't know if the crit is better
Even if he needed Uraku on Xilonen, he could still put Peak Patrol on Chiori and increase the damage of the entire team. Furthermore, It has already been calculated that Xilonen's Signature damage is the best possible for Xilonen DPS.
xilonen's sig would have been better than pjws i fear. but you forgot about the 75/25 so i guess there was no helping it. resetting it 2 wishes away from the 5*... xilonen could have less cr and more cdmg but that's about the only thing that could be better with her build and that's pretty hard yuh zhongli is the archon who hasn't rerun in longest so he's due for one any time now edit: and as other comments said, it's also slightly better than chiori's sig for dps xilonen 😭
Come on Java... Uraku and Peak Patrol are basically sidegrades for dps! Uraku may be better for her normal attacks, but Peak makes up for it in both team damage and burst damage... Whyyyyy?
@Greengarden3930 in the IWinToLose weapon calcs R1 Peak Patrol's damage ratio was 117% and Uraku was 113% The gap widens with R5 going to 143% and 123% respectively. This is just Xilonen's damage as well, so the team buff it would've given just multiplies how much better it is.
No way you passed Peak Patrol when it's one of the best support weapon period... and also the best in slot for DPS Xilonen still 😭 that with getting one of the worst standard weapon for this account is so sad PJWS is so bad on support Zhongli and usable on phys Yunjin (which... you know... can be a thing but considered the lack of supports and the overflow of DPS...) For abyss run tho, if you just swap sides Navia is way more reliable to destroy the shields for the mek and Legatus
It's not going to help Java, but Zhongli melts through that plunging boss's shield in the spiral abyss xD One hold skill and over half of it is just gone
Xilonen is a dps on mono geo team and support in other teams. She is designed that way. So of course the devs made the weapon work for both. Not just support but also dps. Like what did you think. They would just go support and not dps? Then why also add dps option? You couldve atleast done 5 min research on bis weapon.
This is literally the dumbest thing I’ve ever seen a Genshin player do. Who the hell cancels a fate point to risk a 38% chance of getting the weapon you want.
Unless you’re going dps, Jade spear really isn’t that great. An hp spear like Black Tassel or the Caduceus looking spear from the potion event would work, or just Homa would be 100% better. TLDR, don’t use Jade spear just level Black Tassel for Zhongli.
Gorou vacuums in crystalize shards, not enemies. The one grouping option that is available is Viridescent Hunt, off the BP. That said, rather than grouping enemies, it is better to just reach out and touch. Let Chiori kill the enemies where they stand.
As far as Lumine's C6 goes, it is an improvement in damage when you have another construct (that counts), like Zhongli's pillar or Albedo's flower. With that in play, the 3rd rock will exceed the 3 construct limit, and that will make the first rock go boom, triggering the on destroyed damage. So when you have Zhongli, I'd suggest teaming him up with Lumine and Chiori (since yours is C0 so wants the constructs and the rocks won't stop her from hitting stuff).
I really hope this makes him drop the whole "we like to watch him suffer" thing cuz we've never once enjoyed that and tbh it just hurts us to watch far more than it seems to hurt him at this point, it's just not fun. Like please for the love of the Genshin gods Java, just take your time and read things properly and stop refusing to look certain things up that would help you and just trying to brute force your understanding of things sometimes. Ik not all if that applies to this vid directly but just in general.
There's a craftable Def% sword in natlan !!! I think it gives 64~% something def and more Def from using elemental skill and it goes higher with more refinements. It's good for both Chiori and Xilonen
that decision made me feel 10x better about every decision I've made in this game
😔 cancelling the fate point was the dumbest thing to do, I fear
dude could have literally just used on field xilonen and she'd still be buffing chiori, and later albedo when he gets him ;-;
I saw bro and went, he goona regret this...
That weapon could also be used on albedo I think
Yes. Most of weapon geo character need def to get more damage so yeah
@@SillyCar31 Farm idk
1:13 Java. No. Don't do that. Don't. I swear I'll actually start crying if you do that
1:47 OKAY THATS WHAT YOU GET😭
All those wishes, wasted, AAAAAA-
Java, I called you smart last video. Did you really, have to contradict me so? Brother, c'mon lmao
He was never smart though. I hope no one is watching his content for intelligence.
I watch for enjoyment as Java is funny.
Yah Java is our favourite cup of dumbness 😂 not to take too much in the literate
you watch java to be smart? damn u are different.
@@lostblueboy he is the kid in school who is like I am different from all of y’ah
Note to everyone, DO NOT CANCEL YOUR FATE POINTS
5:22 okay ty
is this wrong, I wwant Nahida's weapon bc i got her in 11 pulls, so I set my fate to staff of homa, because it says whichever you choose is not the five star you wanted, so if i pick hu tao do i get Thousand floating dreams?
@@Avana_Equestrianwhat? No? You pick the weapon you will get IF you fail to get it. So if you pick staff of homa you WILL get it if you don’t get it when hitting a 5 star
Thanks yanfei
@@Avana_EquestrianNo you’re supposed to select the weapon you want so in case you lose your 50/50 you’ll be guaranteed to get the weapon you want next
I dont wanna watch the whole vids after seeing him cancel that
lowkey i felt like i died inside...
SAME 😭 this is depressing
It hurts even more considering peak patrol song is literally xilonens best dps weapon aswell...
literally
So hard to watch. Made me feel great about my decisions
😂😂😂
That absolutely hurt tbh you could've gotten the paw patrol.
PAW PATROL LMAO
*neuvi wheeze*@@cof3lly
I CALL IT THAT TOO HAHAHA
PAW PATROL??😭
I swear this man denies himself of good luck. Hes been swimming in good luck the past few days so he had no choice to sabotage himself 😭
Java actually the peak patrol song is also xilonen DPS best in slot too because it buffs all team members including her by 25.6% so more overall dmg. why did you cancel the course 😭
Being intentionally stupid is his brand. No actual adult goes through a cycle of “No, I will not read the event rules” and “Oh no, I don’t understand how this event works?!” on a weekly schedule
@@arcticthehunter7099 that's actually my dad who's 50 and he still isn't stupid enough to ducking cancel his fate point
My entire being imploded when you canceled course then immediately got jade spear when it could’ve been xilonen’s weapon
And the fact that xilonens signature is also very good for a dps xilonen
Edit: ITS BETTER
@llvidlo well at least it ain't on my account
@@llvidlothats the worse, it's equivalent/even better than chiori weapon 😢
@@jesuisunelicorne709I don’t get why he didn’t do his research before he made this dumb decision😭😭
@@Mrprsona agreed😔
1:40 bro out of all the decisions you couldve made, you chose to throw the fate point away 😭😭
Never let him cook again💀💀 N E V E R💀
There's no way this guy quite literally had the best possible situation and totally squandered it.
A weapon banner with 2 great weapons that he wants. Charts for A, "loses" to B, then has a guarantee for A which he would've gotten in 2 pulls.
But he threw that away. For a CHANCE at... DPS zhongli? Naaaahhhhhh
Cancelling the fate point may have been the stupidest thing I have ever seen happen in this game
This is by far the worst "Java being unable to read" moment
The worst part about you canceling your fate point is that Xilonen's weapons is actually around 5% STRONGER than Chiori's for a dps Xilonen build... And better for support too...
You can't use xilonen in mono geo
@@annabellabella4152 You can because he has c2 Xilonen
Sometimes too much luck gets to your head and you make stupid decision. Back to 90 pity 50/50 loss
Dude, even for DPS Xilonen her signature is the best 🗿
dude got insanely lucky with c2 xilonen pulls and then made up for it by cancelling the course 😭😭
I'm just VERY confused and in disbelief that ANYONE would cancel fate points. Like ik it was possible but never saw anyone do it cuz WHY would u? I'm not mad just disappointed and highly confused and concerned
I'm mad and disappointed and confused and concerned
Who's gonna tell him her sig is her best dps wepon.....
xilonens weapon could be used on anyone and it would be good.... screaming at my screen out of despair
10:51 wow what a surprise the sword isnt on chiori... i wonder why... MAYBE YOU SHOULD HAVE ACTUALLY PULLED AND YOU WOULD HAVE GOTTEN THE SWORD FOR XILONEN AND YOU COULD HAVE AN ACTUAL GOOD CHIORI BUILD
Everyone watching this video in a nutshell they will never rewatch this heart throb
No way 😭 You could've had the best in slots for both of them
Cant believe youtube took 45 whole seconds to show me this
2 minutes for me.
7 mins for me
9 minutes for me 😔
Same 😭😭😭
31 mins for me😑
couldnt decide between staff of Homa or xilonen’s weapon so you got jade 😭🙏
the pain you caused from canceling the fate point was unimaginable. 🙂
part of me died inside when he cancelled the course and got jade spear i fear
I genuinely got so mad cuz Chiori literally WANTS DEFENSE TOO SO HE COULDVE PULLED 4 XILONEN WEAPON AND COULDVE GOTTEN A BETTER CHIORI
1:34 That was so painful to see...
Too painful...
Little did he know xilonens sig is equal or even better than chiori sig on her
I hope I’m not the only one who just paused and stared for a few seconds after he cancelled it
a choice was made, the thrill of now, the weight of later . 😭😭
Sun Tzu - the Art of dumb decisions
I feel so much secondhand pain watching this video
seeing the mistake happen genuinely hurt my soul more than losing a 50/50 on my own account. it still hurts
Real
Same, on my own account at least I farm for primos so I always have enough if I lose!
@@NiramBG same with me too lmaoo i save ages in advance for roughly 150 wishes for a character cuz i almost always lose 50/50 (lost 7/11 times i believe) rn i have 360 wishes saved for wriothesley and his c1 and i’m saving for mavuika as well rn
I never even thought that there would be a person canceling the weapon banner fate points but I see Java has reached a new low. Congrats on your Zhongli Weapon 🥳🎉
This was single worst thing I’ve seen someone do on this game
So not to make the 50/50 loss hurt but peak patrol song on chirori hels buff her support capacity by around 12% while her sig improves her dmg peak improves her supportive aspects.
Cancelling that fate point was prolly the biggest mistake I've seen on this account :(
That fate point cancel was very very triggering
cool so im not the only one who internally started yelling so loud when he cancelled that fate point
I screamed when he cancelled course 💀
xilonen's weapon would be huge for the account i fear...
It's a 5 star Def scaling sword, it's a great weapon for Geo units. I should know, I have a lot of Geo characters. It would've absolutely been perfect for a geo only account.
I feel better about spending primos on standard as a newbie
Me too this is worse
Genshin player make sane decision challenge: hard
Challenge was impossible for the dumbest barista around
His cope is contagious, so I'm giving him another chance
I sometimes worry if I'm taking the wrong course with my account....nope, nope, I'm doing great compared to that decision he made
Xilonen's weapon would've been so good tho even if later you get Albedo it is best for him too and the sword helps the whole team
primordial jade wing would've been a great weapon to loose to it it wasn't geo only...😭
About the patrol song thingy...
Albedo, chiori, travler and Xilonnen could have use it. You ditch it to have 33% of having random useless things, 33% of having patrol song, and 33% to have what you want.
I flinched and cringed when he cancelled it
First, he tosses the guarantee for a perfectly viable weapon and THEN pulls on the banner expecting to beat ~8% odds. Then he just skips Sabzeruz Surfers and leaves the zoomers in the audience dopamine-deprived. Now I feel much better about going way too deep into my primo stash for Xilonen's weapon. At least I took it...
So did I. Well I technically went all in for Chiori's sword but got Peak Patrol Song first and Chiori's sword second. That fate point was a LIFELINE for me! I spent a lot of wishes for both swords but could've spent so many more if I hadn't had the guarantee.
YOU CANNOT BE KIDDING ME IT HURTS LMAO
1:13 If this was me I can never recover this financially…
For every action there is an equal and opposite reaction.
5:12 yes java you really should be scared 😭
canceling the fate course was so dumb i thought u are joking lol
Normally I don't comment but this has to be one of the dumbest things I have ever seen a person do in this game. Not only did he throw away a weapon that even for his purposes is effectively the same if not better for what he's doing (At worst its only slightly behind but significantly better than everything else). Not only is Chiori now stuck without her signature weapon and if she has her signature there aren't good replacement weapons for Xilonen. But the worst part is that it's highly likely that another banner like this won't happen again for a long time. Meaning getting the weapon will be more harder as he needs to gamble on chance again to not get sucked dry out of primos by other 5 sigs and losing the toss for a 5 star weapon.
This is like someone saying you just won a Bugatti and the next thing you win is a McLaren but you deciding to gamble for the same car instead. Only to get a Honda.
Is this dumb. Yes. Am I exaggerating. Yes. Java will be fine in the long term since he is only rolling Geo so at some point he will have high con 5 stars and sigs due to Geo only it's just so dumb to see happen.
I unironically hope he did that for views, a unique title, plus engagement and he is not actually that dumb just trying to play the UA-cam game. If that's not it I'd be shocked and worried if this man went to a irl casino.
java's cooking this video was so bad that I'd rather eat a meal made by ayato
1:37 UGH- I- WHA- I just got a heart attack from seeing that my soul just left my body for a second..
literally wasted C1 furina worth of upgrade in exchange for a standard weapon... this is not "may have made a mistake"... it was a mistake 🤣
for those curious about xilonen's weapon being = to C1 Furina worth of upgrade:
Furina at C0 give max 75%dmg bonus with max fanfare to the whole party, her C1 makes it so its 100% dmg bonus (extra 25%)
xilonen's weapon gives 25.6%dmg bonus (except physical) to the whole party (basically almost the same as getting C1 furina for your C0 Furina)
XILONEN WEAPON CAN ALSO BE USED ON CHIORI THOUGH!!? 🤧
I'm honestly not even mad about the fate point; I'm just offended as a Chiori main that you would get her weapon and then take it from her so cruelly-
But also nooooo the fate poinnnnttttt
Xilonen's weapon would've been so good tho even if later you get Albedo it is best for him too and the sword helps the whole team, and is also her bis for DPS too
Bro is coping after cancelling the fate point and got the spear 🤦🏽
The fact that Java cancelled the course, and Hoyo took it personally 😂
3:59 I like farming leylines precisely BECAUSE you know what you're getting
Why would you cancel your fate point if you where going to pull in the banner anyway ffs
Paw patrol aint even that bad of a dps weapon for dps xilonen
Paw patrol???? What are you 7?
@@Greengarden3930dont diss on peak patrol lil bro
@Skybro_ who you calling Lil
Miniscule atom bro
1:13 make me hurt. You can use peak patrol for chiori or albedo 😡
Not that it matters but I'm still not sure that the 80% CDMG is better than all the buffs Xilonen's sword gives. It's more defense and bonus element DMG, I don't know if the crit is better
Even if he needed Uraku on Xilonen, he could still put Peak Patrol on Chiori and increase the damage of the entire team. Furthermore, It has already been calculated that Xilonen's Signature damage is the best possible for Xilonen DPS.
when i’m eating and java posts makes my life feel complete
after watching you cancel the path i wanted too throw up.
@@strwbrrieNot in this video, it made me cry😭
REAL
Ngl Java I love your content but this seems rage-bait-y at this point lmao. Rest in Peace what could’ve been
xilonen's sig would have been better than pjws i fear. but you forgot about the 75/25 so i guess there was no helping it. resetting it 2 wishes away from the 5*...
xilonen could have less cr and more cdmg but that's about the only thing that could be better with her build and that's pretty hard
yuh zhongli is the archon who hasn't rerun in longest so he's due for one any time now
edit: and as other comments said, it's also slightly better than chiori's sig for dps xilonen 😭
Come on Java... Uraku and Peak Patrol are basically sidegrades for dps! Uraku may be better for her normal attacks, but Peak makes up for it in both team damage and burst damage... Whyyyyy?
It doesn't actually but it wouldve been better than pjws that I know for sure
@Greengarden3930 in the IWinToLose weapon calcs R1 Peak Patrol's damage ratio was 117% and Uraku was 113%
The gap widens with R5 going to 143% and 123% respectively.
This is just Xilonen's damage as well, so the team buff it would've given just multiplies how much better it is.
@@princiedv oh ok still mad at java
I mean Navia is very bad as a mono-geo dps, ofc any half decent character is going to outdps her lol
No way you passed Peak Patrol when it's one of the best support weapon period... and also the best in slot for DPS Xilonen still 😭 that with getting one of the worst standard weapon for this account is so sad PJWS is so bad on support Zhongli and usable on phys Yunjin (which... you know... can be a thing but considered the lack of supports and the overflow of DPS...)
For abyss run tho, if you just swap sides Navia is way more reliable to destroy the shields for the mek and Legatus
I can't even muster the will to finish the video WHY JAVA WHY
I'm crying for your soul. Should've played safe tho. 😢
Bruh that's crazy canceling the fate point and getting standard weapon
congrats java ,you just destroy your chance one of the best weapons for geo only
This will go down in history as the most hated javathecup video of all time
It's not going to help Java, but Zhongli melts through that plunging boss's shield in the spiral abyss xD One hold skill and over half of it is just gone
Xilonen is a dps on mono geo team and support in other teams. She is designed that way. So of course the devs made the weapon work for both. Not just support but also dps. Like what did you think. They would just go support and not dps? Then why also add dps option? You couldve atleast done 5 min research on bis weapon.
4:57 SCIONS OF CANOPY?????? EXCUSE ME???????
This is literally the dumbest thing I’ve ever seen a Genshin player do. Who the hell cancels a fate point to risk a 38% chance of getting the weapon you want.
Bro got punished instantly coz he cancelled the fate point
bro gave in to gambling
we respect you, bro! 🎰✊
Unless you’re going dps, Jade spear really isn’t that great. An hp spear like Black Tassel or the Caduceus looking spear from the potion event would work, or just Homa would be 100% better. TLDR, don’t use Jade spear just level Black Tassel for Zhongli.
Gorou vacuums in crystalize shards, not enemies. The one grouping option that is available is Viridescent Hunt, off the BP.
That said, rather than grouping enemies, it is better to just reach out and touch. Let Chiori kill the enemies where they stand.
As far as Lumine's C6 goes, it is an improvement in damage when you have another construct (that counts), like Zhongli's pillar or Albedo's flower. With that in play, the 3rd rock will exceed the 3 construct limit, and that will make the first rock go boom, triggering the on destroyed damage. So when you have Zhongli, I'd suggest teaming him up with Lumine and Chiori (since yours is C0 so wants the constructs and the rocks won't stop her from hitting stuff).
If he buys bp he will prob pick wolfs fang
I really hope this makes him drop the whole "we like to watch him suffer" thing cuz we've never once enjoyed that and tbh it just hurts us to watch far more than it seems to hurt him at this point, it's just not fun. Like please for the love of the Genshin gods Java, just take your time and read things properly and stop refusing to look certain things up that would help you and just trying to brute force your understanding of things sometimes. Ik not all if that applies to this vid directly but just in general.
We actually like seeing him succeed and be happy
@Artephobic exactly
Well, Mono Geo is definitely not Navia's best team, so yeah, she'll "struggle" alright.
My honest reaction: *Why am i not suprised?*
There's a craftable Def% sword in natlan !!! I think it gives 64~% something def and more Def from using elemental skill and it goes higher with more refinements. It's good for both Chiori and Xilonen
WHY WOULD U CANCEL THE COURSE WHEN U COULDVE GOTTEN XILOS WEAPON OMG JAVA????
Don’t think, just pull! Trust, it always works
cant wait for him to c6 zhongli purely for heals
I have NEVER seen a comment section so disappointed with the creator. This has to be rage bait.
Hey, he choses his own descisions for his own account, even if they are bad
3:34 NOT THE RANDOM ZOOM ON GOROU 😭
i think it's because he said "general" 😭
Because he said “general” you know, general gorou?😭
@@Y__174 exactly we love a silly man 😭
5:12 we are indeed mad
5:30 FORGET ABOUT FATE POINTS DID YOU JUST MURDER AN INNOCENT CAPYBARA