Geo Only VS. The Land of Eternal Thunder [Genshin Impact Geo Only]

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  • Опубліковано 28 вер 2024
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    We've been building our Geo characters in Genshin for a while now. With most of them at least being usable, we change our focus to the main archon quests once again. This time, we return to Inazuma to take on Signora and the Raiden Shogun.
    Geo is often viewed as one of the 'worst' elements in Genshin Impact... Time to try and change that. Can we beat Genshin Impact using ONLY Geo characters? Only time will tell.
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  • @ameliahughes8073
    @ameliahughes8073 3 місяці тому +1384

    My mom laughed at me when I said I was going to build a car out of spaghetti. You should have seen her face as I drove pasta

    • @sofiarodrigues5915
      @sofiarodrigues5915 3 місяці тому +94

      GOD THIS IS SO BAD LOL

    • @lightxki
      @lightxki 3 місяці тому +45

      this is lovely, thank you

    • @welptherareone
      @welptherareone 3 місяці тому +35

      This is the most amazing joke I’ve ever heard

    • @Fishandough
      @Fishandough 3 місяці тому +10

      I love this so much.

    • @_barlao
      @_barlao 3 місяці тому +10

      thank you for this amazing joke, this has changed my view on life. i will cherish this joke till the day i die.

  • @youlisses4968
    @youlisses4968 3 місяці тому +339

    Why did the pasta go to therapy?
    Because it felt stuck in a "spaghetti" of emotions and needed to "penne" down its feelings

    • @gwendyylion4874
      @gwendyylion4874 3 місяці тому +35

      It was putting a lot of “strain” on its body

    • @Genshin-impact4522
      @Genshin-impact4522 3 місяці тому +2

      Why did the pasta go to therapy?
      Because it felt stuck in a "spaghetti" of emotions and needed to "penne" down its feelings

    • @narcisti5563
      @narcisti5563 3 місяці тому

      did u get any welkin?

    • @Genshin-impact4522
      @Genshin-impact4522 2 місяці тому

      @@narcisti5563 no i dint

  • @silverholly1081
    @silverholly1081 3 місяці тому +27

    Coming up with a pasta related pun is truly im-pasta-ble.
    Also for the thing at 2:07 it needs to be hit a certain number of times, dmg numbers don’t matter, so using a slow weapon like a claymore is probably why you struggle.

  • @nefylia4037
    @nefylia4037 3 місяці тому +54

    An Italian mobster drops a bomb and runs from the scene
    "Pasta la vista baby"

  • @artadvance7234
    @artadvance7234 3 місяці тому +24

    My family is now judging me for the amount of time i spent watching you, i just discovered you and oh boy, you should be competing with youtubers like doro44 and theJonathan. i legit love your channel.
    The travaler walks into the library and she asked Lisa “Do you have pasta?”
    Lisa rolled her eyes and answered “Sweetie, this is the library.”
    The travaler whispers “Do you have pasta?”
    What did the ravioli say to the tortellini? “You’ve got some filling in your teeth!”
    What’s an Italian’s favorite type of bean? Cannelini, because it’s pasta-ble!
    As an Italian it hurts me making these jokes but i guess its for Furina's sake.

  • @theleafeon1
    @theleafeon1 3 місяці тому +10

    About the anime, I read that as it's ufotable, it's almost certainly still in production. They have a record of announcing anime years in advance of release.

  • @nano_mix
    @nano_mix 3 місяці тому +5

    What did the driver instructor say to the sutdent?
    You pasta your test with a score of 627860429 points !

  • @chemioj2317
    @chemioj2317 3 місяці тому +7

    Went to a wedding reception last week, but we couldn't start the ceremony without the "pasta"

  • @Night_birb
    @Night_birb 3 місяці тому +10

    0:58 when u killed that lawachurl, itto said "pasta la vista"

  • @Sherluze
    @Sherluze 3 місяці тому +8

    I can't believe he didn't mention how good the Java Cuplings are at pasta-eating had to buy 839908154 of them to finally beat one at EATING PASTA of all things (seriously they're adorable though

  • @makinurrahman3650
    @makinurrahman3650 3 місяці тому +18

    What did the ravioli say to the spaghetti?
    "We’re all in this together, pasta-tively!"

  • @lemonadecannibal
    @lemonadecannibal 26 днів тому +1

    Did you hear about the girl who died from choking on spaghetti?
    She pasta away

  • @Misaki_8076
    @Misaki_8076 3 місяці тому +8

    Did you hear about the Italian chef that died?
    He pasta way. So sad that he ran out of thyme.

  • @kimtaehyung3135
    @kimtaehyung3135 3 місяці тому +4

    honestly i really love pasta, i’ve always loved pasta since i was a kid, im watching the video while writing this comment about pasta cause yk my mom once made home made pasta when i was a kid it was pasta carbonara and since then i’ve always loved pasta, but what i find a little strange is the hype about the carbonara noodles from buldak. yes they’re good, but they don’t really taste like the pasta to me? i can’t really tell what they DO taste like but they have like they’re own little flavour instead. apart from that there’s this guy i follow on tiktok and he makes a LOT of homemade pasta for homeless shelters and everytime he makes a new video about the homemade pasta he doubles the amount of eggs in the pasta (which makes it a bigger batch every video) i really love how he does it for such a good cause and honestly my arms would’ve NEVER hung out that long cause making homemade pasta is not an easy thing. the amount of workout you have to do for it is absolutely crazy and honestly if i was to do that what he does i wouldn’t even gym anymore cause you’d grown a crazy amount of muscle JUST by making the dough. did you also know that yk you shouldn’t break pasta to the Italians but there’s one single pasta that even Italians break before cooking it? that’s because that pasta is SO long that you just can’t fit it all into the pot without breaking it, i can’t recall the name of it but it anyone knows i’ll obviously edit this so that i can actually tell you guys the name of the pasta that they also break.
    edit: (i’m on eu server! my uid is 714986385)

  • @totallynotfangirl8102
    @totallynotfangirl8102 3 місяці тому +44

    Resisting the urge to prolong your suffering and will not make any pasta puns

  • @colum_hsr
    @colum_hsr 3 місяці тому +59

    A minute ago? Yes.
    0:01 sad for Chiori who got strucked by lightning :vv
    Pasta? Yeah pasta? Yatta

  • @esteciacon2904
    @esteciacon2904 3 місяці тому +9

    3 minutes ago? Yes. Pasta? Pasta. Hotel? Trivago

  • @uncannycookie3247
    @uncannycookie3247 3 місяці тому

    A week ago, I went to my monthly dentist checkup to adjust my braces. My dentist told me I needed a Pasta filling on my tooth. In short, it was quite painful getting one, and I'd appreciate a free Welkin to calm my sorrows.

  • @bingbong-zv7tm
    @bingbong-zv7tm 3 місяці тому +3

    what if i just said…pasta

  • @Average_witchuser
    @Average_witchuser 3 місяці тому

    Pasta (UK: /ˈpæstə/, US: /ˈpɑːstə/, Italian: [ˈpasta]) is a type of food typically made from an unleavened dough of wheat flour mixed with water or eggs, and formed into sheets or other shapes, then cooked by boiling or baking. Pasta was traditionally only made with durum, although the definition has been expanded to include alternatives for a gluten-free diet, such as rice flour, or legumes such as beans or lentils. While Asian noodles are believed to have originated in China, pasta is believed to have independently originated in Italy and is a staple food of Italian cuisine,[1][2] with evidence of Etruscans making pasta as early as 400 BCE in Italy.[3][4]
    Ps: been following since spells only started and I've loved all the series

  • @Hysteria_worships
    @Hysteria_worships 3 місяці тому

    Pasta was originally based on egg noodles, a staple in asian culture involving the process of making a dough and cutting it either very finely for use in soups like miso, or a thicker kind more commonly used in ramen

  • @layla7281
    @layla7281 3 місяці тому +4

    Why did Razor bring pasta to the Genshin Impact party?
    Because he heard it was a "wolf down" event

  • @megancress1384
    @megancress1384 3 місяці тому +2

    So I was just reading through the comments while the video was loading and lemme tell you I did NOT connect the dots that everyone was saying pasta lmao

  • @ceruleanqilinn
    @ceruleanqilinn 3 місяці тому +97

    I, pastaghostt, was born for this day.
    I’ve literally _ravi-rolled_ out of my grave at this opportunity. It would be _pre-pasta-rous_ for me to not _mac_ a pasta related pun.
    I was born for this.
    Edit: Whoopsie, forgot about my UID.
    UID: 645718886 America Server AR: 60

    • @durga3187
      @durga3187 3 місяці тому +7

      This is actually so good and I truly don’t know how long you’ve been a pasta ghost but I love the jokes and I hope you get it

    • @gnocchinope
      @gnocchinope 3 місяці тому +4

      Oh wait a minute you really were born for this. This is true dedication to our lord and savior the pastagod lol.

    • @ceruleanqilinn
      @ceruleanqilinn 3 місяці тому

      @@durga3187 I’ve been using pastaghostt as my username for like 5 years lol.

    • @ceruleanqilinn
      @ceruleanqilinn 3 місяці тому +2

      @@gnocchinope You are _pasta-tively_ amazing lol.

    • @3stell4_
      @3stell4_ 3 місяці тому +2

      @@ceruleanqilinn beautiful work you deserve the welkin this is just... so inspirational🗣‼️

  • @marshmallowcircle8917
    @marshmallowcircle8917 3 місяці тому +4

    pasta. Pasta is a type of food typically made from an dough mixture with flour and eggs, then cooked by boiling or baking it was made in early as 400 BCE in Italy with evidence point to the Etruscans making it. Pasta can be in many dishes. Such as:
    1. Spaghetti Bolognese
    2. Lasagne
    3. Fettuccine Alfredo.
    4. Pasta Carbonara.
    5. Ravioli.
    6. Pasta alla Norma.
    7. Spaghetti alle Vongole.
    8. Macaroni Cheese.
    9. Grilled Zucchini carbonara
    10. “Marry me pasta”
    11. Sausage & broccoli butter pasta
    12. Creamy Cajun stuffed shells
    13. Creamy peanut-like chicken with noodles
    14. Cherry tomato pasta
    15. Baked feta pasta
    16. Creamy corn pasta
    17. Chicken Florentine pasta
    18. Cottage cheese Alfredo
    19. Taco spaghetti
    20. Shrimp fettuccine Alfredo
    21. Spaghetti all’ assassina
    22. Beef & broccoli ramen
    23. One-pot creamy tortellini & greens
    24. Dirty martini pasta
    25. Chicken spaghetti
    26. Summer bow tie pasta & chicken sausage skillet bake
    27. Chicken Alfredo
    28. Pizza spaghetti
    29. Taco gnocchi bake
    30. Bow tie primavera
    31. Pasta primavera
    32. Tuscan chicken pasta
    33. Everything bagel pasta
    34. Green goddess gnocchi
    35. Creamy tomato pasta with burrata
    36. Caramelized lemon & zucchini pasta
    37. Penne alla vodka
    38. Enchilada stuffed shells
    39. 3- green whole wheat pasta
    40. Spaghetti & meatballs
    41. One-pot broccoli cheddar pasta
    42. Cacio E pepe
    43. No-boil baked chicken pasta
    44. Cajun-spiced chicken gnocchi
    45. Spaghetti carbonara
    46. Homage Mac & cheese
    47. Smoked sausage Cajun Alfredo
    48. Carrot gnocchi
    49. Tagliatelle with bacon & mushrooms
    50. Chicken parm pasta
    51. Classic lasagna
    52. Crispy gnocchi & mushrooms
    53. Baked ziti
    54. Creamy chicken piccata with gnocchi
    55. Pasta alla gricia
    56. Whipped ricotta pasta
    57. Garlicky feta eggplant pasta
    58. Goulash
    59. Creamy pasta baked gnocchi & chicken skillet
    60. Homemade pasta
    61. Pasta puttanesca
    62. One-Pan lemon chicken & orzo
    63. Pasta moussaka
    64. One pan creamy chicken and gnocchi
    65. Creamy Tuscan orzo
    66. Read chili ricotta pasta
    67. Pastitsio
    68. Roasted red pepper shrimp linguine
    69. Creamy penne with sausage and sun dried tomatoes
    70. Tempeh and broccoli rabe orecchiette
    71. Corn & ricotta pasta
    72. Lemon butter feta chicken pasta
    73. Ramen carbonara (HELP???)
    74. Cheesy kale orzo with herbed bread crumbs
    75. Sloppy Joe orzo
    76. Pappardelle Bolognese
    77. Creamy chorizo pasta
    78. Lamb ragu
    79. One pan creamy spinach Cy artichoke gnocchi
    80. Tteokbokki style gnocchi
    81. Smoke salmon pasta
    82. Tricolors skillet lasagna
    83. Creamy sun dried tomato salmon and orzo
    84. Mushroom piccata pasta
    85. Garlicky roasted cauliflower pasta
    86. Garlic parm gnocchi
    87. Creamy mushroom pasta
    88. Bucatini all’amatruciana
    89. Creamy sausage and pepper shells
    90. Miso bolognese fettuccine
    91. Chicken tikka Alfredo
    92. One pan tuna pasta
    93. One pot creamy kimchi shells
    94. Thai drunken carbonara noodles
    95. Tuscan butter gnocchi
    96. Chipotle spaghetti
    97. Baked Brie pasta
    98. Creamy steak fettuccine
    99. Orecchiette with broccoli rabe
    100. AND LASTLY ONE-PAN CHEESY SAUSAGE GNOCCHI
    OH MY GOD MY HANDS HURT.
    Best part is I don’t even like pasta!
    (Please let me win a welkin Java💀😭)
    Server: North America
    UID: 656047841

  • @cypherrx1805
    @cypherrx1805 3 місяці тому

    Once upon a time in the bustling town of Noodleton, there was a famous pasta shop named "Mama Mia's Marvelous Macaroni." This shop was run by the delightful Mama Mia, known for her magical touch in creating the most delicious pasta dishes anyone had ever tasted.
    One sunny afternoon, as Mama Mia was preparing her special pasta dough, something unusual happened. A sprinkle of magical fairy dust from the nearby Enchanted Forest floated through the open window and landed right in the dough. Oblivious to the magical mishap, Mama Mia continued rolling out the dough, cutting it into various shapes and sizes.
    As the pasta boiled in the pot, it began to sparkle and shimmer, catching Mama Mia's eye. Curious but not overly concerned, she plated the pasta and set it on the counter. The first customer of the day, a young boy named Tommy, walked in with his eyes wide and stomach growling.
    "One plate of your famous spaghetti, please!" he exclaimed.
    Mama Mia served him a generous portion of the sparkling pasta, and Tommy eagerly took his first bite. Suddenly, Tommy's eyes widened even more, but not because of the taste. As he chewed, he felt lighter and lighter until, to his amazement, he floated right out of his chair!
    "Look, Mama Mia! I'm flying!" Tommy shouted with glee, doing flips and loops in the air.
    Word of the flying pasta spread quickly, and soon people from all over Noodleton were lining up outside Mama Mia's shop, eager to experience the magic for themselves. Each customer who ate the pasta found themselves with a different magical ability. Some could breathe underwater, some could talk to animals, and others could even teleport short distances.
    One evening, as Mama Mia was cleaning up, a mysterious old woman appeared at the door. She introduced herself as Fiora, the Fairy Guardian of the Enchanted Forest.
    "Mama Mia, I must thank you," Fiora said with a twinkle in her eye. "The fairy dust that accidentally fell into your dough has brought so much joy to the people of Noodleton. But now, the magic needs to return to the forest."
    Understanding the importance of balance, Mama Mia agreed. Fiora waved her wand, and a gentle breeze carried the remaining magic dust back to the Enchanted Forest. However, Fiora left Mama Mia with a special gift - a small vial of fairy dust that she could use whenever Noodleton needed a touch of magic.
    Mama Mia continued to make her marvelous pasta, now known for its incredible flavor rather than its magical properties. And every now and then, when the town needed a little extra cheer, Mama Mia would sprinkle just a pinch of fairy dust into her dough, creating a bit of magic that brought smiles and happiness to everyone.
    And so, Mama Mia, her pasta shop, and the town of Noodleton lived happily ever after, with just a hint of magic always in the air.
    UID: 605275221
    Server: America

  • @acetrueeye908
    @acetrueeye908 3 місяці тому

    There is actually a four-star sword that gets you the mechanics 4 Fontaine it's just super hard to get mostly because you have to go through 6 side quests and all the attached mini side quests

  • @vetus2271
    @vetus2271 3 місяці тому +3

    Anyone who keeps commenting about things the account obviously hasn’t gotten to yet (like Sumeru reputation) is not a true fan and is just an im-pasta.

  • @zuha1243
    @zuha1243 3 місяці тому

    Here's how to make some cheesy pasta:
    Ingredients:
    - 8 oz (225 g) pasta (any type)
    - 2 cups (500 ml) milk
    - 1 cup (240 ml) heavy cream
    - 2 cups (200 g) shredded cheddar cheese
    - 1 cup (100 g) shredded mozzarella cheese
    - 2 tbsp butter
    - 2 tbsp all-purpose flour
    - 1 tsp garlic powder
    - Salt and pepper to taste
    - Optional: chopped parsley for garnish
    Instructions:
    1. Cook the pasta: bring a large pot of salted water to a boil. Add the pasta and cook according to the package instructions until al dente. Drain and set aside.
    2. Make the cheese sauce: In a medium saucepan, melt the butter over medium heat. Add the flour and whisk continuously for about 1-2 minutes until it forms a smooth paste (roux).
    3. Add the milk and cream: Gradually whisk in the milk and heavy cream, making sure to break up any lumps. Continue to whisk until the mixture thickens and starts to bubble.
    4. Add the cheese: Reduce the heat to low and stir in the cheddar and mozzarella cheeses until melted and smooth. Add the garlic powder, and season with salt and pepper to taste.
    5. Combine pasta and sauce: Add the cooked pasta to the cheese sauce and stir until well coated.
    6. Serve: Transfer the cheesy pasta to serving bowls and garnish with chopped parsley if desired. Serve immediately.
    Perfect for when you play the abyss for the 877439816 time and still not getting 36 stars!
    (Asia server 🥺👉👈)

  • @Jammy_Jammy
    @Jammy_Jammy 3 місяці тому +5

    The fatuis are based on an Italian opera so they definitely like pasta, so if an archon wants their gnosis back, just get them pasta!

  • @sagaewanaoko9048
    @sagaewanaoko9048 3 місяці тому

    did yall know that creepy-pasta is not just scary spaghetti ? pasta is for copy and paste, bc those stories were told everywhere

  • @TylerWithOne
    @TylerWithOne 3 місяці тому

    Recipe for Creamy Garlic *Pasta* :
    2 teaspoons olive oil
    4 garlic cloves, minced
    2 tablespoons butter
    3 cups chicken broth, or more as needed
    ½ teaspoon ground black pepper
    ¼ teaspoon salt
    ½ pound spaghetti
    1 cup grated Parmesan cheese
    ¾ cup heavy cream
    1 ½ tablespoons dried parsley
    *Step 1*
    Heat olive oil in a pan over medium heat. Add garlic and stir until fragrant, 1 to 2 minutos. Add butter and stir until melted
    *Step 2*
    Pour in 3 cups chicken broth; add pepper and salt. Bring to a boil. Add spaghetti and cook, stirring every once and a while, until tender but firm, about 12 minutos. Add more chicken broth if *pasta* starts to stick to the pan.
    *Step 3*
    Add parmesan cheese, cream, and parsley and mix until thoroughly combined. Serve right away.
    And voila ✨🍝
    Enjoy your *PASTA*

  • @Hanzo_Baby
    @Hanzo_Baby 3 місяці тому

    The sad depresso expresso pasta story
    The past once was happy in the cabin talking to his friends that were also in the cabin with him everything was alright nothing so bad
    But alas.. the happiness ended when one of his friend got taken out of the cabin being used by a human. Mr. Pasta stared at his friend sadly who was taken out.
    Then all this slowly continued to happen causing mr. Pasta slowly getting depressed since he was now lonely but furious at the same time cuz his friends were all gone and he was the only one left
    Mr. Pasta was just sitting in the cabin until a big hand reached for him and once he got taken out and opened up thrown into a big pot Mr. Pasta closed his eyes and embraced his death since he’s been waiting for it and once he got thrown in it was now a bye bye to him

  • @crncika
    @crncika 3 місяці тому

    AS SOON AS CHIORU EXPLODED I GOT AN ARLECHINNO ADD AND A DUOLINGO ADD- IM DYING

  • @oppr0tunityy4
    @oppr0tunityy4 3 місяці тому

    Life is all about tasting new kinds of pasta. That way you can explore new pasta-bilities.

  • @koi_ponnd
    @koi_ponnd 3 місяці тому +1

    I have one in German lol
    Habe die Nudeln fallen gelassen. Penne jetzt auf dem Boden.
    (Translation: Dropped some Pasta. Sleeping (penne) on the floor now)

  • @celestel1201
    @celestel1201 3 місяці тому

    It’s so impastable to believe how fast geo only is upgrading! Anyway, it was sad to see signora pasta-way again.
    I’ll leave now

  • @blakyboo_
    @blakyboo_ 3 місяці тому

    I knew the electro monument challenge would be im-pasta-ble

  • @malou-emiliajohnsen6072
    @malou-emiliajohnsen6072 3 місяці тому +1

    Did you hear about the Italian chef that died,Java?
    He pasta way. So sad he ran out of thyme…..

  • @davidwoo9338
    @davidwoo9338 3 місяці тому

    this pasta training to fight against the shogun was insane. Just to make the perfect pasta you had to go through difficult challenges.

  • @jayden911garbage9
    @jayden911garbage9 3 місяці тому

    One sunny morning in Liyue, I, Chef Mao, decided to create a new dish that would leave everyone in the Harbor talking. My restaurant, Wanmin Restaurant, was always bustling with adventurers and locals eager to taste my latest culinary creations. Today, I wanted to make something special-something that combined the rich flavors of Liyue with an unexpected twist.
    As I pondered over my ingredients, I remembered a dish I had encountered during my travels: pasta. It was simple yet versatile, and I knew it could be the perfect canvas for my new creation. I grabbed the freshest wheat noodles I could find and set to work.
    First, I prepared a savory broth using local herbs and spices, infusing it with the essence of Liyue. The aroma filled the air, drawing curious onlookers to the restaurant. Next, I sautéed some juicy Jueyun Chili Peppers, adding just the right amount of heat to complement the dish. I then combined the noodles with tender slices of marinated meat, crisp vegetables, and a drizzle of my secret sauce.
    As I worked, Xiangling, my enthusiastic apprentice, watched closely, her eyes wide with excitement. "Chef Mao, that looks amazing! What are you going to call it?" she asked eagerly.
    I smiled, pleased with her enthusiasm. "This, my dear Xiangling, is going to be called 'Liyue Fusion Pasta.' It's a blend of our local flavors with the simplicity of pasta, creating something truly unique."
    When the dish was finally ready, I garnished it with a sprinkle of finely chopped Qingxin flowers, adding a touch of elegance. I presented the first bowl to Xiangling, who took a bite and gasped with delight. "This is incredible! The flavors are so balanced and delicious!"
    Word of the new dish spread quickly, and soon, Wanmin Restaurant was filled with people eager to try the Liyue Fusion Pasta. The combination of familiar ingredients with the unexpected twist of pasta captured the hearts and taste buds of everyone who tried it.
    As I looked around at the happy faces enjoying my creation, I couldn't help but feel a sense of pride and accomplishment. Pasta, with its humble origins, had found a new home in the heart of Liyue, and I, Chef Mao, had once again brought joy to my beloved community through the art of cooking.
    Answer: Pasta
    UID: 617697081
    server: NA

  • @Kim._.dogeza._.51.49
    @Kim._.dogeza._.51.49 3 місяці тому

    What do you call a sick pasta?
    A mac'n sneeze!

  • @KaiyaTheAlien
    @KaiyaTheAlien 3 місяці тому +1

    i looked at the comments before watching the video and let me tell u the were pre-pasta-rous

  • @shadowzoldyck2236
    @shadowzoldyck2236 3 місяці тому

    When you were here in swords only you almost pasta way

  • @lilubfilms3252
    @lilubfilms3252 3 місяці тому +1

    I just learned that Nahida was playing Katherine as an Im-pasta in the smeru archon quest!
    Haha that was bad

  • @SunShine-vy2qp
    @SunShine-vy2qp 3 місяці тому

    in my country we eat pasta with strawberries and some italians wished us to pasta away immediately

  • @fuyuhiko___
    @fuyuhiko___ 3 місяці тому

    I couldn't think of one that's funny but all I could say you trying to beat all of Inazuma seems im-pasta-ble

  • @pinkieeqits910
    @pinkieeqits910 3 місяці тому

    A lot of people are making pasta related jokes but I don’t have one, so fun fact, I had pasta for lunch today. Spaghetti bolognaise to be exact.

  • @wildchild9124
    @wildchild9124 3 місяці тому

    What kind of pasta can make all your wishes come true?
    Fettu-genie.

  • @JustASillyLittleGuy_3111
    @JustASillyLittleGuy_3111 3 місяці тому

    the wood is true resinless behaviour

  • @RhymeLandau
    @RhymeLandau 3 місяці тому

    What type of pasta wants to offend you?
    Mock-aroni

  • @Twag7
    @Twag7 3 місяці тому

    You might not be able to tell at first glace, but pasta actually has 5 graphemes consisting of 2 vowels and 3 consonants culminating to form a 2 syllable word which can be used exclusively as a noun (if suffixed with "like", "esque" or even "ish" it can be used as an adjective). The word first saw light in 1873, coming from the Italian word "pasta" which came from the Latin word "pasta" the Latinised form of a Greek word which UA-cam won't support the characters for but translated into "pasta". Hope this helps!

  • @Soul_reseller
    @Soul_reseller 3 місяці тому +1

    I had no pasta yesterday so I went out and cried. After I cried I was mad and then I asked the cuppling plush to go buy me pasta and they said yes. I then I threw the pasta and cooked it
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  • @jayden911garbage9
    @jayden911garbage9 3 місяці тому +1

    Did you know that in Japan, there's a unique twist on pasta called "wafu pasta"? It combines traditional Italian pasta with Japanese ingredients like soy sauce, seaweed, and seafood, creating a delicious fusion of flavors!
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  • @greendiamond3994
    @greendiamond3994 3 місяці тому

    Why did the pasta break up with the bread?
    Because it felt it was just too kneady!

  • @ashl3y511
    @ashl3y511 3 місяці тому

    How does the cheese compliment the pasta?
    "You're pastatic"
    HELP THAT WAS TERRIBLE FANTASTIC WAS WHAT I WAS TRYNA DO THE PUN ON

  • @brandonseymour8021
    @brandonseymour8021 3 місяці тому

    I can't wait for Natlan to drop so Java starts a Pasta only- I mean Pyro only account.

  • @ammmmyyyy
    @ammmmyyyy 3 місяці тому

    Pasta (UK: /ˈpæstə/, US: /ˈpɑːstə/, Italian: [ˈpasta]) is a type of food typically made from an unleavened dough of wheat flour mixed with water or eggs, and formed into sheets or other shapes, then cooked by boiling or baking. Pasta was traditionally only made with durum, although the definition has been expanded to include alternatives for a gluten-free diet, such as rice flour, or legumes such as beans or lentils. While Asian noodles are believed to have originated in China, pasta is believed to have independently originated in Italy and is a staple food of Italian cuisine,[1][2] with evidence of Etruscans making pasta as early as 400 BCE in Italy.

  • @parttimesaint3165
    @parttimesaint3165 3 місяці тому

    Pasta with bacon is my absolute favorite meal.

  • @Lowkey_Loki245
    @Lowkey_Loki245 3 місяці тому

    I bet Itto loves pasta, like any type.

  • @xreiixriee
    @xreiixriee 3 місяці тому

    what's a cat's favorite type of noodles? paw-sta

  • @ravencloud9546
    @ravencloud9546 3 місяці тому

    How about a pasta recipe then?
    Tomato Spaghetti (Spaghetti Napolitana):
    1/4 cup olive oil
    3 garlic cloves , crushed
    1 brown onion , diced
    28 oz / 800g crushed tinned tomatoes
    1/4 cup fresh basil , lightly packed
    Cook 1lb/500g of dried spaghetti (or any other long dried pasta) in a large pot of salted boiling water per packet MINUS 1 minute.
    Meanwhile, prepare the sauce.
    When pasta is ready, scoop out 1 cup of pasta cooking water, and drain pasta.
    Add pasta into sauce with 3/4 cup pasta cooking water. Toss pasta until sauce thickens and sticks to pasta (called "emulsifying" the sauce), 1 - 2 minutes. Use more pasta water if needed to loosen sauce.
    Season with salt and pepper to taste.
    Sauce:
    Heat oil over medium high heat. Add garlic and cook until fragrant, then add the onion and cook until softened. Then add tinned tomatoes and 1/2 cup water, simmer 5 minutes and it's ready to toss into pasta. Toss through basil and serve with parmesan.
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  • @BennettoEhe
    @BennettoEhe 3 місяці тому

    The 3 ghosts of Christmas
    The future Spaghetti
    The present dough
    And the pasta flour

  • @tacoplayz1270
    @tacoplayz1270 3 місяці тому

    Did you hear what happened to the chef at that one restaurant? xeah, he pasta away :)

  • @aidayu6616
    @aidayu6616 3 місяці тому

    We went from geo puns to pasta cant wait for the next one ngl❤😂😂

  • @seitheracoon
    @seitheracoon 3 місяці тому

    how does a guy from Boston ask his minister to pass him the spaghetti at dinner?
    "pastah pastah pastah."

  • @Yuna1313
    @Yuna1313 3 місяці тому

    They said playing genshin with geo only characters was im-pasta-ble, but Java is making it look easy.

  • @lachucholayil
    @lachucholayil 3 місяці тому

    ' My life was like a pasta...hard until cooked

  • @Vexsu5
    @Vexsu5 3 місяці тому

    I was playing a game once and there was two pastas and I said one of them have to be an Im-pasta!!

  • @safaaaa_004
    @safaaaa_004 3 місяці тому +1

    i ate pasta for dinner yesterday it was so good

  • @kyelyx2710
    @kyelyx2710 3 місяці тому

    Ngl i did think that people were just gonna only type pasta

  • @mcleafybranch3914
    @mcleafybranch3914 3 місяці тому +1

    Did you hear about what happened to that Italian chef?
    He *pasta way.*

  • @vulrin
    @vulrin 3 місяці тому

    if he got tired of the geo puns quickly, I doubt he'll be able to look at pasta for a while after this

  • @violetasipic5541
    @violetasipic5541 3 місяці тому

    I was teaching Ei to cook and she made pasta and meatball. It was delicious and Ei was very happy and proud.

    • @violetasipic5541
      @violetasipic5541 3 місяці тому

      We are planing to invite you and your wife Furina to eat pasta with us next time. We are cuonting on you Java.

  • @YabDabDoo
    @YabDabDoo 3 місяці тому

    I walked right “pasta” and didn’t even notice! (I love you Java 😣)

  • @Theaterkid2009
    @Theaterkid2009 3 місяці тому

    What do u call a suspicious noodle?
    An im-pasta

  • @dakotalee655
    @dakotalee655 3 місяці тому

    What is Yae Miko's Favorite Novel Genre?
    Creepy-Pasta

  • @elyonoyle
    @elyonoyle 3 місяці тому

    Enkanomiya is a world quest, not related to any mandatory quest so you can say PASTA la vista to this region (that's so obvious pun, isn't it? but I couldn't help myself)

  • @tea-bagtk
    @tea-bagtk 3 місяці тому

    yesterday i had a dream that i choked on pasta, i didnt know that was pasta-ble

  • @02_wanabiyyu31
    @02_wanabiyyu31 3 місяці тому +1

    CONFUSION OF THE HIGHEST ORDA!!!!! said Ugandan Pasta Calmly in TV Broadcast

  • @leoeevee8516
    @leoeevee8516 3 місяці тому

    Fun fact: I have only ate pasta for like- a week or something
    I'm tired of pasta

  • @jaysondwightcatindig8012
    @jaysondwightcatindig8012 3 місяці тому

    What I find funny is that in the Philippines, pasta is what dental fillings are called ahahahaha

  • @rantaroadamamind507
    @rantaroadamamind507 3 місяці тому

    Seriously, right in front of my Pasta?!

  • @moniphu
    @moniphu 3 місяці тому

    Tbh i always thought mr java would be the best geo player, today I was proved he was an im-pasta

  • @Boarbatrice
    @Boarbatrice 3 місяці тому

    When I tried to break pasta last week, two handsome Italian men broke into my home and broke my knees. Im sorry Lionfield

  • @isabellali4789
    @isabellali4789 3 місяці тому

    i made my friend make pasta for my furina summons but i still lost

  • @Joyboy20498
    @Joyboy20498 3 місяці тому +1

    I bought thy cupling plush and I ate it with pizza

  • @Woloran
    @Woloran 3 місяці тому

    One does believe that one would like some fresh pasta from the extreme cuisine machine.

  • @nenowaleed9309
    @nenowaleed9309 3 місяці тому

    what do u call a fake noodle?
    an impasta

  • @CreatrixTiara
    @CreatrixTiara 3 місяці тому

    One of my favorite dishes is Johor laksa. Unlike other Malaysian laksas, this one uses pasta noodles - specifically spaghetti noodles. Supposedly this is because the Sultan of Johor loved Italian food so much that he ordered it to be incorporated into typical Malaysian cooking.
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  • @YasmineSangmu
    @YasmineSangmu 3 місяці тому

    My parents always told me not to play with my food...I recently learned to crochet pasta.

  • @lucasespindola8859
    @lucasespindola8859 3 місяці тому +1

    Why did the pasta girl felt impressed?
    Bcs she saw my "penne"

  • @bethiekris9185
    @bethiekris9185 3 місяці тому

    My dad screamed at me when I asked for pasta roni because he thinks it tastes bad

  • @NikiTheFeralOne
    @NikiTheFeralOne 3 місяці тому

    When you cross a pasta and a dog, you end up with a labranoodle.

  • @lane3317
    @lane3317 3 місяці тому

    I went to my Italian grandmas funeral today. She pasta way

  • @LeonardoHamato
    @LeonardoHamato 3 місяці тому

    Well now I'm really craving pasta, how dare

  • @rusherincorporated4811
    @rusherincorporated4811 3 місяці тому

    an italian chef died a couple days ago
    he pasta way
    we cannoli do so much :(

  • @pruthakotkar9980
    @pruthakotkar9980 3 місяці тому

    I’m just here for the pasta bilities

  • @Soliloquyslays
    @Soliloquyslays 3 місяці тому

    guess how the chef died? he pastad away

  • @foximontiern1396
    @foximontiern1396 3 місяці тому

    Just thinking about all the pasta-bilities for jokes has me stuffed