OH, so you're _not_ a fan of hard magic, complex character progression, or genius that transcends the genre I see? I'll give you a hint: real people don't always make the same choices if they're pushed hard enough. Now touch it again and give it 5 Stars or the Suess Loyalists will fix you!
@@ManCarryingThing Afaik Brian Sandersman has been known to assassinate 5 star reviewers so they don't change their minds later, scary guy. Literally Einstein though, like, basically changed my understanding of the whole world.
I always felt like he could have tried the green eggs and ham a little sooner in the last 1/4 so the ending didn’t seem so rushed. Still waiting on the sequel….Sam-I-Am becomes a drug dealer
I feel bad for rating a book I really liked 4 stars, because I'm bringing down the average. But 4/5 is a really good rating. 5/5 means the book was perfect and very few books even get close to perfect.
I've seen so many reviews like this and probably have written some myself. lol. I loved this book, it blew me away, killed me, and brought me back to life. I'll give it 2.75 stars because I don't like the name Frank.
Great video, really sharp satire and humorous portrayal of what we see and perhaps even participate in a lot as book readers. You are able to concisely encapsulate so many ideas and thoughts I have had subconsciously, and bring them to the forefront beautifully. Unsubscribed
"I just got done reading (insert book here) and I am absolutely speechless, I have no words." *Proceeds to put my feelings in a novel's length of words*
Y'know, Theodor Geisel actually took a lot of inspiration from The Stand in his works, it's what inspired him to write gray characters in such bleak worlds.
Sam's dogged insistence to force the experience of the green eggs and the ham upon his unwilling victim was a harsh lesson on consent and what it means to say "no" in today's society. Sam I Am's toxic behavior is inexcusable, and the fact that Guy Am I ended up enjoying the green eggs and the ham was a horrifying look at the way breaches of consent can be justified by some victims whose experiences are then used to perpetuate the cycle. Truly a work of modern art, 3/5 stars.
I mean, this video... Wow, I can't explain it. It's life changing! I'm literally dead. I had high expectations but they were exceeded. Highly recommend. 3/5 stars
I saw the title and scoffed thinking "no way he'll find any real patterns this will all be made up" and then I watched the video and felt ashamed for underestimating you forgive me pls
For real though XD I was never a fan of how people review on Goodreads. I don't have the app or anything, so I just go on the website to see what people think about a book I'm fixing to read. But then they talk about how "so and so recommended this to me," say a bunch of stuff that doesn't help, use stupid memes. Then halfway through their review, they finally start telling me what I want to know about the book.
Ha, ha! This is why I never got into Goodreads. Some rarer specimen that could take a meme: - Reviews with a link to a blog no one cares about (especially the "Read the full review here"-variety) - "Reviews" that mainly consist of longwinded ranting about the reviewer's life experiences or opinions on some, at best, barely related issue or incident - Reviews that make some comparison or analogy that is probably supposed to be edgy or witty, but is really just forced and inaccurate - Reviews that apply some cranky literary theory the reviewer came up with to the work in question Not that any of these are mutually exclusive.
This is an amazing video. It surpass all expectations I have in life. It literally change my life forever. I can't imagine a life without this video. It so amazing I die and came back and die again. Oh what I rate it? 2.5/10 star for sure
I feel gratefu that we have a thriving ecosystem of literary criticism websites. That way, even though Goodreads is mediocre at best, I can go elsewhere to find reviews that're interested in engaging with the work not as a product to be reviewed, but as art to be analyzed. It'd be a sorry internet indeed if we just had Goodreads
We have a subreddit! www.reddit.com/r/ManCarryingThing/
ooh, peng
Yeah we do!!!!!!
Ooh memes, here we come
Cool, imma join
niceee
„I hated this book. The characters. The world. The Magic system. The writing. I won't touch it ever again." 4/5 Stars
OH, so you're _not_ a fan of hard magic, complex character progression, or genius that transcends the genre I see? I'll give you a hint: real people don't always make the same choices if they're pushed hard enough. Now touch it again and give it 5 Stars or the Suess Loyalists will fix you!
I mean it's pretty honest. They didn't like it, but it doesn't mean it was bad xD
@@serhii_himselfwtf
This book L-I-T-E-R-A-L-L-Y gave me moments of enjoyment and successfully distracted me from my banal and meaningless life
*Tips fedora* B’anal
Your comment L-I-T-E-R-A-L-L-Y gave me a moment of enjoyment. I'll never be the same after this.
@@Ghostly-00 If you think about it, after every new experience you are a completely different person.
"Not my cup of tea."
"There's too much language!"
"I DNF this!"
"This offended me."
"this was a buddy read"
“Pretty cool in my personal opinion”
Never rate anything above 4 stars, a lot of 5-star reviews state that the reviewer literally died, coincidence?
Don't play with your life.
it's a scary world out there. don't want to accidentally die for posting a 5 star review
@@ManCarryingThing Afaik Brian Sandersman has been known to assassinate 5 star reviewers so they don't change their minds later, scary guy. Literally Einstein though, like, basically changed my understanding of the whole world.
Man Carrying his coffin because he's dead. He died
i died
@@ManCarryingThing Man several hours later: "But I got better."
I remember the first time I went on goodreads, and half the reviews were filled up with unrelated GIFs and images, and I was like "nope, I'm out"
you don't understand. you can't review a book without a gif
A picture is worth a thousand words. And what is a GIF if not a bunch of pictures?
Nobody:
Not one person ever:
YA fantasy books: A crown of spikes and snowmobiles, 8.7/5 stars
missing the word "ruin" 1/5
Damn Song of Ice and Fire for popularizing the "A [something] of [something] and [something]" format.
@@ManCarryingThing that's the sequel, a ruin of snowmobiles amongst spikes
Can somebody write a book with this title now?
A Title of Things and Stuff
Oh god it's always the gifs. So many gifs.
Read this as gifs first, then as gifs.
I always felt like he could have tried the green eggs and ham a little sooner in the last 1/4 so the ending didn’t seem so rushed. Still waiting on the sequel….Sam-I-Am becomes a drug dealer
excellent critique, now here's why your opinion is factually wrong.
"If you read this book, you will die"
5/5 stars, it was Joshua's favourite
Book so compelling, you can fall into the grand canyon while reading it
when someone likes green eggs and ham **leo decaprio pointing**
it is a universal experience
It's impossible to find anything that's not rated 4.5 stars these days
I lot of my favorite sci-fi books are at like 3.8.
Maybe because all of these books find their niche or are published for a specific group it's always so high?
If a mainstream book is below 4 stars you know it's really bad.
I'm someone who's usually pretty generous with ratings. Unless I absolutely hated a book I'll probably give you a 3 at worst
I feel bad for rating a book I really liked 4 stars, because I'm bringing down the average. But 4/5 is a really good rating. 5/5 means the book was perfect and very few books even get close to perfect.
The Seussiverse is a vast and glorious enterprise, so glad you will finally be reading it
it's so complex. gonna need a Lost in Discovery lore video
I've seen so many reviews like this and probably have written some myself. lol. I loved this book, it blew me away, killed me, and brought me back to life. I'll give it 2.75 stars because I don't like the name Frank.
transcribing this as my review for Green Eggs and Ham BRB
copyright infringement! the war has come, mr Michael knipp. wait till you meet my 75 lawyers
You forgot the massive summary we have to read before every review.
Great video, really sharp satire and humorous portrayal of what we see and perhaps even participate in a lot as book readers. You are able to concisely encapsulate so many ideas and thoughts I have had subconsciously, and bring them to the forefront beautifully.
Unsubscribed
😂 thanks, my friend
"I just got done reading (insert book here) and I am absolutely speechless, I have no words."
*Proceeds to put my feelings in a novel's length of words*
I can confirm that green eggs and ham does in fact take you six feet under! Have fun reading and decomposing yall.
i died
@@ManCarryingThing yeah she died
"In one word : WOW"
"The only problem with this book is that the sequel hasn't released yet"
hahaha
I was sceptical at first, but if your telling me this book will literally kill me, then I don't think I can put off reading it any longer.
Pepole on there use gifs the same way 40 year old moms use emojis
🤣😅😛🤩🎨🥰😄💗😔🤷♀️😘🥰😄🤷♀️
THANK YOU for mentioning the countless fucking GIFs from TV shows from the late 2000s
you are welcome
Tripping over Yertle the Turtles name and the "I'm new to all this" THE ACCURACY
"I am still new to all this" the dialogue delivery was spot on
newer YA has no in between: either people cult worship it or HATE it lmaooo
The Dr Dre to Dr oz pic got me hahahah
Same. That's the point at which I guffawed
5/5 bringing us a review form the dead - that's a lot of effort.
the stuff i go through for this channel...
Commendable
Y'know, Theodor Geisel actually took a lot of inspiration from The Stand in his works, it's what inspired him to write gray characters in such bleak worlds.
dr Seuss illustrating a King book would've been tight
Sam's dogged insistence to force the experience of the green eggs and the ham upon his unwilling victim was a harsh lesson on consent and what it means to say "no" in today's society. Sam I Am's toxic behavior is inexcusable, and the fact that Guy Am I ended up enjoying the green eggs and the ham was a horrifying look at the way breaches of consent can be justified by some victims whose experiences are then used to perpetuate the cycle. Truly a work of modern art, 3/5 stars.
Literally
Haha I love that Gatsby meme!!
It’s scary how accurate this is
SIMPLY love these videos!!
I'm fucking dead
I died
I am dead
Ok
i am dead, tho
@@ManCarryingThing Omg!
Your brain fascinates me! When you stop trying to get Deborah back, call me. 🤷♀️🙃
what.
Dying: the ultimate life changer.
it really is
So true.
Masterpiece. That's it
❤️
So glad I found this channel
Last video footage of Joshua before he mysteriously passed away in very suspicious circumstances
not suspicious. just total accident, just a clumsy boy
The gifs got me.
[inserts their complex rating system that nobody cares about to explain their 2.5 stars]
I mean, this video... Wow, I can't explain it. It's life changing! I'm literally dead. I had high expectations but they were exceeded. Highly recommend. 3/5 stars
sorry about your death. rip
Lol the rating at the end got me
King of booktube never misses 👑
❤️
He misses with varying frequency! The occasional legend!
Lolololol
Here before it’s pinged/hearted
What's this mans creative process? 🤣
sleep deprivation
God, you're amazing
❤️
I'd comment but i read the book and now i'm dead
im so sorry
everything about this was ~chefs kisses~
“It literally murdered me.” - Same
I saw the title and scoffed thinking "no way he'll find any real patterns this will all be made up" and then I watched the video and felt ashamed for underestimating you forgive me pls
i forgive you......for now.
For real though XD
I was never a fan of how people review on Goodreads. I don't have the app or anything, so I just go on the website to see what people think about a book I'm fixing to read. But then they talk about how "so and so recommended this to me," say a bunch of stuff that doesn't help, use stupid memes. Then halfway through their review, they finally start telling me what I want to know about the book.
this is my exact feeling
I feel like I'm having a déjà vu but more intensified
10k subs real soon.
Your stuff just keeps getting better and better I'm sorry you died better luck next time.
thank you, i'll figure out life next time
Finally someone recognizing GEAH as the pinnacle of high fantasy that it is. Keep up the great work sir!
Thank you!
Brilliant
Thank you
"When I picked this famously sexist male-centric fantasy book from the 90s I had no idea it would be so sexist and male-centric. 1/5"
Top tier booktube content
"it literally murdered me!"
OMG the GIFs reminds me of the page for Pride and Prejudice! I am having PTSD. :P
I'M SHOOK
I'M QUAKING
I'M DECEASED
Ted Cruz agrees with this review
lyin ted
"I'm not sure the Lorax would appreciate the method used to get his message out. 5/7"
God this is so true
Best. Ever.
the bfg is really good tho tbf
this has heavy nakeyjakey energy but for books I'm here for it
Book: Has 4.9 Stars of 150,000 reviews
First 5 reviews: 1/5, 2/5, 1/5, 4/5. 1/5
Glad you're getting into proper literature at long last
I stopped a PewDiePie video to watch this. Not disappointed.
❤️
Ha, ha! This is why I never got into Goodreads.
Some rarer specimen that could take a meme:
- Reviews with a link to a blog no one cares about (especially the "Read the full review here"-variety)
- "Reviews" that mainly consist of longwinded ranting about the reviewer's life experiences or opinions on some, at best, barely related issue or incident
- Reviews that make some comparison or analogy that is probably supposed to be edgy or witty, but is really just forced and inaccurate
- Reviews that apply some cranky literary theory the reviewer came up with to the work in question
Not that any of these are mutually exclusive.
lololol so accurate
*Top reviewer in country* The more gifs the less people have to read!
true
Don't you just hate it when Willem Defoe suggests a book to read
Dying does change your life
Hahaha!!!
I like Dr. Suess with a fox, I like his work while in a box, so, no one knows how wiggy, wiggy... wox?! I be...
poetry
I'm happy to hear that you're pronouncing GIF the way I do. That means you're my friend
Wait until he reads “All The Places You’ll Go”
You can't just use my review like this without crediting me! Like I don't mind if you used parts but... verbatim! Really?
i'm sorry ben. you were an easy target.
Mann the carry thing 👍
"you will die, it will change your life"
yeah death kinda changes stuff
This is an amazing video. It surpass all expectations I have in life. It literally change my life forever. I can't imagine a life without this video. It so amazing I die and came back and die again. Oh what I rate it? 2.5/10 star for sure
@@ManCarryingThing sad indeed
damn he carried it well
im confused i love you
The fake png photo got me lol
I love you. More review please.
❤️
I read somewhere that the best books on Goodreads are 3-4 stars.
Goodreads has so many ideals and death. Eggcelent. 🥚
the gif thing is so true. you see about 15 of the corniest or horniest gifs.
We need a banned Dr Seuss reading order video.
missed opportunity to say "seuss caboose" instead of "seuss train"
If a book isn't Leo-Lifting-Glass worthy, then I'm out. I thought all people read this way?
Wait your telling me Goodreads isn’t the name of the book that is being reviewed? 3/5
gif of a cat with a shit ton of heart emojis was not included, for shame
I feel gratefu that we have a thriving ecosystem of literary criticism websites. That way, even though Goodreads is mediocre at best, I can go elsewhere to find reviews that're interested in engaging with the work not as a product to be reviewed, but as art to be analyzed. It'd be a sorry internet indeed if we just had Goodreads
willem GIFfoe
underrated comment