I want the belligerent zip tie. I know they're incredibly defensive and they pretty much always sit there with their mouths open ready to strike fear into my heart but all i can think is, Challenge Accepted, i WILL get you to let me pet you, with your mouth shut of your own free will. 😆
Well, interesting fact for everyone: the Mata-Mata turtle's name means literally "kill-kill" in both spanish and portuguese, because of just how crazy voracious they are
Steve has one braincell that bounces around in his brain like a screensaver, and every time the braincell hits a corner, Steve develops cognitive thinking for a second.
Mata mata turtles are my single least favorite animal, solely because of the creepy smile forever plastered on their faces with their beady little eyes Its unsettling
Steve could end your genetic line, when his one braincell comes back online.
Most definitely
Steve realizing that: 🤯
@@Future_Cat23 and relishes the opportunity
*steve is now trying to do demonic rituals*
Steve is just chill OK? He's got a lot of brain cells... He's just zen
"And of course we have my girl-"
i can’t wait to see if they marry and he says “and of course, my wife” as if he’s some southern dad making offbeat wife jokes
That would be so cute
Steve is a good boy. He’s just having a hard time intercepting the braincell.
Literally anything * happens*
Parrot snake: Aaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Me too parrot snake, just internally
Parrot snake be screaming in lowercase
Steve is somehow the least threatening cobra i have ever seen. Dude would have never survived in the wild.
Steve’s brain cells have disconnected. Please try again later.
I love how it cuts off when he says my girl-
"i tHiNk MaTa MaTa LiKeS yOu~~"
In my language, "Mata mata" means "KILL! KILL!" I don't think he likes you.
@@kakahass8845 Spanish?
@@isitsweet9567 Brazilian Portuguese.
@@kakahass8845 Oh, nice. I have a friend who's trying to learn that
@@isitsweet9567 My condolences. The pronunciation is so hard that even I struggle with it.
"I will end your genetic line" fuckin real
I love the screaming zip tie
Same
- "My girl ...." loll
Where’s lil man? He is a silly boi
Yeah, I'm a little disappointed not to see Lil Man, was waiting until the end of the video for him
I wish i had one of that last one
No you don't. They are extremely vicious
Me reading this comment in the middle of a Cold War with my gf at fckn 5:44, believe me you don’t want
Brother I do not have one either but I have heard stories, you must be prepared
They're great, unless you're an idiot lol
Steves 2 braincells are fighting for 3rd place. Give him a min
"Zip tie"...wicked cute 🥰
This is the type of videos I need on my fyp
That first dude is what happens when you order the sandworm at wish💀😂
i think steve is the main character ngl
I knew it, I knew it what the last one was 😂😂😂😂
Consider that the Mata Mata lives in the same rivers where caiman and caiman-eating Jaguars hang out.
I finally know that the belligerent zip tie is a parrot snake!
Not the girlfriend 🤣🤣🤣
Dude seriously put GF into *Most Ridiculous Animals on The Planet his ever seen* wtf💀
I want the belligerent zip tie. I know they're incredibly defensive and they pretty much always sit there with their mouths open ready to strike fear into my heart but all i can think is, Challenge Accepted, i WILL get you to let me pet you, with your mouth shut of your own free will. 😆
That Sandfish skink is absolutely beautiful with that unique nose and opalescent skin. Never seen one of those before
I too have a flat head and wide eyes
Well, interesting fact for everyone: the Mata-Mata turtle's name means literally "kill-kill" in both spanish and portuguese, because of just how crazy voracious they are
Steve is such a lil man now.
steve what a treasure
Lil bro is gonna try and scratch your knuckles
Steve looks cute but wants to end you
This is the “VOICE” from HELL that my momma warned me about 😂
“it’s from Soouuuth Aaammmerrica”
Steve is so cute 🥰
He was not heard of again after the last frame
That last one is CGI, I'm sure
The cut is so good
Last one the weirdest looking of them all.
Belligerent ziptie lmao
If your girl and Steve decide to tag team, you're screwed.
the Mata Mata Turtle looks like the 3 tails, interested to think if that's what the 3 tails was based off of
and we mustn't forget about raptor the hooman
Why does the second one look like world serpent but younger💀
That skink is also notorious for burying itself in red sprinkles.
I've got the feeling that someone slept in the Boomslang enclosure that day.
I don't know why his voice reminds me of someone
Wait your girl is an anim- 💀
"I will end your genetic line"
Steven is an ultimate rizzler i see 👀
It seems like Steve doesn’t bite, even though he has like a lot of venom in him. He just like be chilling like hey bro, what you up to? 😂
That isn't a sandfish skink, that's a sprinkle skink.
POV the lil snake in the intro: LAAAAAA SAVENYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
Steve has a lil puppy mouth 😭
I like keeping my girlfriend on a leash, such a good obedient girl.
"And of course we have my girl-" ~Famous last words~
Steve’s controller disconnected
I wonder if they'll continue that fnaf 4 style sequel it ended on a cliffhanger
Nah the parrot snake looked like silly billy
Steve has one braincell that bounces around in his brain like a screensaver, and every time the braincell hits a corner, Steve develops cognitive thinking for a second.
Skinks are so cute
Could you show some non - venomus snakes?
I LOVE mata mata turtles!
Belligerent zip tie looks like its heard the funniest s**t ever
The last one is very cute I will buy it :))
THE SPRINKLER LIZARD HAS BEEN REVEALED!!!!
Atleast man didn't show the raptor
She has to be peculiar to be with you! But also, peculiar girls best girls imo.
Steve is still the legend!
steve
I love steve
Why did i click on this. That turtle looks so weird i want to cry after seeing it
Belligerent zip tie 😅
Steve us a good boy!
The end☠️
More Steve story's please.
The judgemental shoelase has -100000000000000000000
Mata mata turtles are my single least favorite animal, solely because of the creepy smile forever plastered on their faces with their beady little eyes
Its unsettling
Wooo belligerent zip tie! I get to go find some in a couple months
The sand fish skunk was in pink sprinkles last short
I very much like Steve he a cool dude
Turtle is pretty 😍
The turtle really lives up to its name 😂
Little man not mentioned..?
Steve :D
They are cute
The Surinam toad is the only amphibian im genuinely freaked out by.
Steve looks pretty chill
Love zip tie ❤
Steve is handsome and looks as if he is all business 😄💞
ROTFL@belig.-zip-tie
I just about die laughing every time I hear you say that.
Where is raptor the hooman
A sank😊
Sand viper
And a strack a string snake
Where did you find that last creature? Did it get sent to you in a box?
I think I just saw a turtonator
Or it can be founded in red sprinkles
Do your tiby snakes loke to scream 😂😂😂😂
Where is raptor I haven’t seen him in a while
what kind of temperament do parrot snakes have?
😂😂😂 my girl
what kind of snake is the angry shoelace?
Rawr😂
Do you have any snouted cobras? I see you have many animals from down here in South Africa.
How many reptiles do you have?