@@christineboari131 well they could do a standard basic poro for everyone and sell the skins as usual and the star level is also sold. People always want to be "different" so a lot of people would buy the skins i think
@@kar31000 dude sry to say this.. it's a comment just like jokes in comment section.... it's a very pointless thing to whine about.. it could be copied or it could be original.. but it doesn't benefit u in any ways other than likes.. and that's a very pointless thing to care about..chill and enjoy ur time in youtube
What about the reverse of it, in the howling abyss you feed them poro snax and then it heals you. What if if they are happy they will heal anyone or anything and possibly prevent hunger or aging based on what the hearder said.
@Palmer Rosenberg Ya bro because you cannot use poro snax unless there is a poro beside you. Thats what I remember. Plus it our bro necrit said they are like dog food but for poros. Note: Its been a really long time since my last aram game so feel free to correct me if im wrong.
@@skrivnigospod3296 cats also catch mice and bring them as gifts to their owners. monkeys are known to offer gifts to humans that helped them or were nice to them
The poro king is actually cannon,PROTECTING IT sounds like they have enemies after all,but their effect on humans May differ from the effect on predators,spirits(like the ones from shadow isles).RN they are like a bunch of cute and sometimes helpful pests.
@@Modernisse by the multiple references to poro herders too though, it seems that they are domestic creatures with some sort of farmable benefit. Whatever the true story of them tho, they are still the cutest creatures in runeterra
It is dead poro,this is why he just yeeted him away He wanted him in his domain Now i realised: WHO IS SO EVIL THAT HE KILLED SOMETHING SO CUTE AND INNOCENT?!
6:32 - Well, NO ONE WANTS TO EAT PORO - as you will die in the process of doing so. Ask Riot: Honor Capsules. Q: Do people eat poros? A: As you slip the squishy, pastel meat into your mouth, your mind floods with every imaginable color: magenta, indigo, seafoam, chartreuse! With each juicy gnash of your teeth, a different flavor overwhelms your palate: cotton candy, chokecherry, salted sea bass, toasted coconut! You swallow the tender morsel and your throat tickles as it slides down your gullet. You get the feeling like you have to sneeze, but can’t. As you pinch another bite from the plate, eager in anticipation of all the colors and flavors it will unlock, you feel a tiny itch ripple in your stomach. You can’t help but cough-a little at first, then A LOT. Sprays of fluff and fur erupt from your mouth like confetti. The itch in your stomach grows into a sharp, stabbing pain, like something tiny is trying to beat down the door of your innards with fists made of knives. Your guts swell and stretch as you cry out to your gods for mercy, for death, for anything that could bring an end to the blinding pain. Through your tears, you watch as two pointed horns rip through your skin’s membrane, thrashing and mighty like a bull through a matador’s cape. A basketball-shaped creature struts from your gaping stomach, slick and sticky with your blood, then plumes its fur in one swift PUFF. Blood splatters across your face. Your shaking eyes finally behold the creature in all its splendor-standing soft and sweet as a sunlit dandelion atop your retching, soon-to-be corpse. It unfurls its big pink tongue and licks your pallid cheek. That’s the last thing you see. Or so the story goes. So yeah, not a lot of people try it anymore.
Poro Theory: There are different types of poros that are resistant to a type of magic You can understand what magic they are resitant to when you look at their horns Cuz if u look at the Sinister Poro,for example has diefferent horns than the Affectionate Poro
and then maybe they are different from other places. Like in pokemon, the alolan region has pokemon that adapted in their climate hot or cold. so maybe they adapted to the magic in other places to find out the best way to survive.
What if there are different "subraces" of poros that developed different magic resistances based on the place they lived? And that would define the horn differences. Love this theory tho
What if poros originated in Freljord, then some got to Ionia by accident on Ivern the Cruel's ship. They aren't exactly nature destroyers, so Ionia's nature spirit wouldn't punish them and they wouldn't have problems surviving and multiplying. Then, they could further spread by jumping on some Noxian ships during the invasion on Ionia and from there on they would just multiply all across Valoran. I mean it hasn't been long since the invasion but if poros survived through Freljord conditions, it's possible they multiplied so easily and quickly.
Just a minor theory, but what if at one time braum, was a poro herder, think about it, the line in mighty poro's text sounds like something that braum would say, and he has lots of poro's on him in his upgrade, like he knows them, also, I just was braum to be a poro herder. Also a later edit: What if poro hair/fluff is worth something, if they are magic then the fur might be two, or it could be very good for cold weather.
Here’s my theory: poro’s are smart, so smart in fact they they are almost match the intelligence of yordles like hermindinger and are waiting for the perfect time to take over human civilization using their cuteness. They have tough hide that can only be pierced and they know spells that make them much cuter and let them absorb all magic. Since they exist all over runeterra they have passed down wisdom from the old civilizations such as the old yeti, Shurima, Targon, and almost every other place on runterra they have been living on the shadow Isles since it was the blessed Isles and they are capible to charm the damed with thier vast amount of magic, few poros have ever been killed but when they are they hold vast amount of magic. Their plan is to make runeterra theirs and to stop all violence using any means necessary, including violence, but only when told to, or when fought. They plan on charming humans to get things for them, eventually finding all runes and using Aurelian sol to close rifts along with distoying the watchers
well there's a theory explaining that Ez might have the 5th world runes, and in Warrior he's taking a tear of the goddess So yeah him having the Blade of the Ruined King would make sense
11:32 my theory is that poros have some kind of protective magic. It´s not that they "charm" soldiers, it´s just a soft magic system that keeps them protected (kind of "liquid luck" from harry potter, where random unusual things happen so the character can move on, or in this case the poros can live)
I’m so excited that means “She who wonders” is canon, now I’m interested/waiting for more info or even an in-game addition that sheds more light on her.
I like to think that Braum was a poro herder, prolonged exposure to the poros (plus the fur they might've given him) gave him special resistances to obtain the special door shield he uses.
Yes, yes there was and it was... wired :D Quote: "As you slip the squishy, pastel meat into your mouth, your mind floods with every imaginable color: magenta, indigo, seafoam, chartreuse! With each juicy gnash of your teeth, a different flavor overwhelms your palate: cotton candy, chokecherry, salted sea bass, toasted coconut! You swallow the tender morsel and your throat tickles as it slides down your gullet. You get the feeling like you have to sneeze, but can’t. As you pinch another bite from the plate, eager in anticipation of all the colors and flavors it will unlock, you feel a tiny itch ripple in your stomach. You can’t help but cough-a little at first, then A LOT. Sprays of fluff and fur erupt from your mouth like confetti. The itch in your stomach grows into a sharp, stabbing pain, like something tiny is trying to beat down the door of your innards with fists made of knives. Your guts swell and stretch as you cry out to your gods for mercy, for death, for anything that could bring an end to the blinding pain. Through your tears, you watch as two pointed horns rip through your skin’s membrane, thrashing and mighty like a bull through a matador’s cape. A basketball-shaped creature struts from your gaping stomach, slick and sticky with your blood, then plumes its fur in one swift PUFF. Blood splatters across your face. Your shaking eyes finally behold the creature in all its splendor-standing soft and sweet as a sunlit dandelion atop your retching, soon-to-be corpse. It unfurls its big pink tongue and licks your pallid cheek. That’s the last thing you see."
Im pretty sure poro's are just copying what they see on battlefields here and there and the banner poro is carrying one because he saw a soldier do it!
There is actually a dead poro in a splash art in LoL. Winter Wonder Orianna looks kind of scary, but it’s scarier when you look at the background, where you can see the hide of a poro lying ulon the floor like a carpet
If you look at the background of the "Heart of the Fluff", you see a bird dropping poros. If they are able to somehow influence the wildlife and make birds carry them around, that would also help them survive in any climate. Also it's a nice trick in battle.
They might be magic creatures that draw energy from innocence, love and dedication. The adoring fans of Daring Poro allows it to survive being shot from a cannon. Sinister Poro was a normal Poro when the "monks"(?) of the blessed isle went to the Frejord to retrieve a dangerous artifact. However a monk became obsessed with the cuteness of poros so he took one home to keep as a pet. But then the ruination corrupted the monk, and like how Kalista became obsessed with betrayal. The monk became obsessed with his Poro. This dedication gives the Sinister Poro energy, allowing him resist the mist. And that's what the ghost behind Sinister Poro is doing, trying to protect his obsession. And/or they are mainly just pets. Pets to the yetis and pets to humans. That's how they mainly survive. Like how certain breeds of dogs would not survive in the wild, like Pugs or wiener dogs. It's also the reason they are found everywhere, like cats and dogs.
I know this is an older video, but there are some facts that I wanted to mention: First, there is some information in one of the "Ask Riot" articles, where someone asked how Poros taste. The article first described a tasty looking meal with a cooked Poro on it. The man ate the meal, while the narrator told the reader how it tasted. then there was a long, very detailed description of a feeling that comes from his stomach. Something bashes from the inside of the mans belly and finally a it bursts out of his chest. Drowning in his own blood, with a huge hole in his chest, the last thing he sees are cute little fluffy animals looking at him and licking his nose. If everything is canon, and I mean EVERYTHING, including this "Ask Riot" article, then we can count this information as valid. So in conclusion: Poro's are undying creatures (or creatures that can only die due to age), which will reproduce by splitting themselves like cells if they are big enough (feeding Porosnax to Poro's on the Howling Abyss) or if they get "wounded" badly. This would mean that it is pointless in "cutting them in half" because you would just make 2 smaller Poro and it is impossible for them to die through magic like the one from the shadowisles. Also, this would (besides their very thick fur) explain why they can survive in the Freljord. So, Poro's are basically the perfect being... and that is a fact
Necrit: "Poros survive by being adorable" Mordekaiser (joke): "How adorable... (smacks the shadow poro)" I think that there are exceptions from that charm hability of them, like in Mordekaiser case.
i like how he talks about never having seen a harmed poro or poros immune to death magic and poros defeating mordekaiser, when theres that one mordekaiser poro-thing where he YEETS a ghostly one
theory : when poro s get hurt or gets killed he turns into dust like monsters from undertale 2nd theory: poro s has special magic around them that charms any1 so they dont get attacked 3rd theory: poro doesnt get affected by demacian steel bc. they have diffrent type of magic
Actually if you ate a "dead" poro it would burst back to life FROM YOUR CHEST... Just like in Alien, thats whats every Runterran believe, but no one is brave enough to try it...
I'm suprised you didn't talk about the "Poro King" mentioned in the Mighty Poro description. That also adds credence to the possibility of them having a civilization of some sort.
I think Necrit is right when he says Poro's can sort of charm people to stop them from killing them, because of the quote at 8:55 when he says "a.. fuzzy sensation...?", I think it's his "fuzzy" magic at work!
The biggest question out of all of this is why hasn't riot made a little legends poro?
Because every other one would become irrelevant.
It should've been the standard little legends, instead of the water drop...
@@Cemhta Then nobody would have a reason to buy another, considering the baseline would already be better than over half of the alternatives.
@@christineboari131 well they could do a standard basic poro for everyone and sell the skins as usual and the star level is also sold. People always want to be "different" so a lot of people would buy the skins i think
It would be really cool if a poro little legend skin would be an exclusive mission reward.
Poro's are the watchers, that's why they are everywhere.
Dued you stole my comment 🙃
@@kar31000 or maybe you wrote the same comment or you copied him. After all, your commw was 18 minutes ago and his was 24 minutes ago
@@Dr_Mundo i wrote it before 40 min and he wrote it befre 30 min
@@kar31000 dude sry to say this.. it's a comment just like jokes in comment section.... it's a very pointless thing to whine about.. it could be copied or it could be original.. but it doesn't benefit u in any ways other than likes.. and that's a very pointless thing to care about..chill and enjoy ur time in youtube
kar31000 it’s a comment on one UA-cam video stop being butthurt over absolutely everything boomer
What if poros just feed on happiness, like a better version of Evelyn?
"Poros are the demon of happiness. They make others happy to feed of their happimess"
I would love it if this would be true
This actually makes a lot of sense
What about the reverse of it, in the howling abyss you feed them poro snax and then it heals you. What if if they are happy they will heal anyone or anything and possibly prevent hunger or aging based on what the hearder said.
@Palmer Rosenberg Ya bro because you cannot use poro snax unless there is a poro beside you. Thats what I remember. Plus it our bro necrit said they are like dog food but for poros.
Note: Its been a really long time since my last aram game so feel free to correct me if im wrong.
I think the Poros are also as sexy as Evelyn
“We have never seen a poro harmed”
>feeding a poro until it literally pops in ARAM
>Ghost poros
Also, there was (might still be) this summoner spell where you literally THROW the poro at your enemies :V
@@peterhorvath6680 it was the snowball
Retextured during a holiday
I think
Don't forget mordekaiser slapping a ghost poro into the next dimension
Mordekaiser ctrl 1
My trauma from seeing lonely poor was very offended by that saying 😖
Mordekaiser : I am inevitable
Poro : Hold my poro snack
*moustache
A poro wouldn't give someone poro snax, would've just eaten it.
@@skrivnigospod3296 cats also catch mice and bring them as gifts to their owners. monkeys are known to offer gifts to humans that helped them or were nice to them
Lmao I remembered mordekaiser's emote where he slaps a poro to the death realm
Holda ma snack*
"protected the poro king himself" ARE YOU ACTUALLY SKIPPING OVER THIS ?
+1
The poro king is actually cannon,PROTECTING IT sounds like they have enemies after all,but their effect on humans May differ from the effect on predators,spirits(like the ones from shadow isles).RN they are like a bunch of cute and sometimes helpful pests.
@@Modernisse by the multiple references to poro herders too though, it seems that they are domestic creatures with some sort of farmable benefit.
Whatever the true story of them tho, they are still the cutest creatures in runeterra
@@morganlee404 no,it shows that poros can be domesticated.And by the farmable things,I thing the fur.
@@Modernisse wonder if its like wool or more chinchilla
"We all know who's gonna defeat Mordekaiser,right?"
Mordekaiser after yeeting a porro in his joke animation: Adorable.
Mordekaiser after watching this video
*sweating nervously*
yeah but that was a cursed poro, and there are also void poros , so yeah , poros are the ultimate lifeforms
I mean poros might be able to cancel out the death magic thing but mord is still a huge mace welding armored man
Also poros kinda reproduce by mitosis, so yeah, they could be the ruling species of runeterra
More than the theories I am more interested in the mental breakdown necrit had when he saw the answer
Me too
can agree
Does he not like Poro's?
Necrit: Poros aren't canon. Pengus tho!
Legends of Runeterra: Imma about to end this mans whole career.
Except it's the opposite
Legends were cannon but only in frejlord.
@@weegee9616 what about Demacian Silverwing?
How do we not have a poro avatar for tft?
@@Jorji_FCS the little legends is a demacian silverwing baby :)
Mordekaiser: _I have the biggest army in the entirety of Runeterra_
Poros: *Hold my Poro Snax*
Poro herder: But who has cutes unstopable army?
*throw* hold a poro snack and watch..
*distant trembling*
we know one thing.
One poro has enough strength to pull back an arrow
I too noticed that
And carry a giant hammer
@@mohitonon-alco4287 more like a normal hammer, look at braum's art
@@emanuelstornello8009 its a giant hammer compared to them
That explain why Morde didnt kill the poro in his joke
It is dead poro,this is why he just yeeted him away
He wanted him in his domain
Now i realised:
WHO IS SO EVIL THAT HE KILLED SOMETHING SO CUTE AND INNOCENT?!
@@vaclavherout3614 so if mordekaise takes ghost poro rune,is it a perfec match?
@@easyr5303 yep
@@vaclavherout3614 maybe old age?
@@VerkoAviarhidea oh
6:32 - Well, NO ONE WANTS TO EAT PORO - as you will die in the process of doing so.
Ask Riot: Honor Capsules.
Q: Do people eat poros?
A: As you slip the squishy, pastel meat into your mouth, your mind floods with every imaginable color: magenta, indigo, seafoam, chartreuse! With each juicy gnash of your teeth, a different flavor overwhelms your palate: cotton candy, chokecherry, salted sea bass, toasted coconut! You swallow the tender morsel and your throat tickles as it slides down your gullet. You get the feeling like you have to sneeze, but can’t. As you pinch another bite from the plate, eager in anticipation of all the colors and flavors it will unlock, you feel a tiny itch ripple in your stomach. You can’t help but cough-a little at first, then A LOT. Sprays of fluff and fur erupt from your mouth like confetti. The itch in your stomach grows into a sharp, stabbing pain, like something tiny is trying to beat down the door of your innards with fists made of knives. Your guts swell and stretch as you cry out to your gods for mercy, for death, for anything that could bring an end to the blinding pain. Through your tears, you watch as two pointed horns rip through your skin’s membrane, thrashing and mighty like a bull through a matador’s cape. A basketball-shaped creature struts from your gaping stomach, slick and sticky with your blood, then plumes its fur in one swift PUFF. Blood splatters across your face. Your shaking eyes finally behold the creature in all its splendor-standing soft and sweet as a sunlit dandelion atop your retching, soon-to-be corpse. It unfurls its big pink tongue and licks your pallid cheek. That’s the last thing you see.
Or so the story goes. So yeah, not a lot of people try it anymore.
Necrit: "Poro have never been in the canon of League of Legends"
Braum: Am I a joke to you?
There is no poro in Braum lore. Only in in-game interactions.
@@Hizenhawer his reveal cinematic says otherwise
Smite Grinder: "Spells Braum wrong"
Braum: Am i a joke to you?
@@karlnakki693 I have the slightest idea what you are talking about (ignore the obvious edited sign, it's just there for dramatic effect *kappa*)
@@smitegrinder3854 lmao
2020 patch notes:
Poro champion reveal.
They haven't shown us the Poro King yet.
It would actually be sick if we'd get a champ like the 3 Vikings from heroes of the Storm, but with an army of poros
@@Crabgar riot themself said, LoL doesnt support controlling multiple characters, thats why we dont have such champion
YESSSSS
Longhorn!
Poro Theory:
There are different types of poros that are resistant to a type of magic You can understand what magic they are resitant to when you look at their horns Cuz if u look at the Sinister Poro,for example has diefferent horns than the Affectionate Poro
and then maybe they are different from other places. Like in pokemon, the alolan region has pokemon that adapted in their climate hot or cold. so maybe they adapted to the magic in other places to find out the best way to survive.
I am pretty sure the horns get longer with age.
@@lthrm yeah the grow with age. in the "how to draw a poro" guide riot said that the horns grow, but im not sure if thats canon.
What if there are different "subraces" of poros that developed different magic resistances based on the place they lived? And that would define the horn differences. Love this theory tho
I love how you just ignored the poro that is literally hanging from a bird, meaning that they are capable of taming and using birds for air travel
Fluff of poros vs Aurelian sol. I need this Necrit!
WhenStarsCollide more like fluff of poros vs mord
Space Poros.
The only ones containing the corrupted Dark Star and the Cosmic forces in order
Boop vs cute ye mean
@@Zivlix Well its obvious that Mordekaiser would get destroyed smile
@@nicoloanoushe9277 u rite
poros cant die by the fountain in aram >:C THEY ARE IMMORTAL
poros will always be my favorite league plushie, the little legends plushies will never be as adorable p.s awesome job on your videos keep it uppp
What if poros originated in Freljord, then some got to Ionia by accident on Ivern the Cruel's ship. They aren't exactly nature destroyers, so Ionia's nature spirit wouldn't punish them and they wouldn't have problems surviving and multiplying. Then, they could further spread by jumping on some Noxian ships during the invasion on Ionia and from there on they would just multiply all across Valoran. I mean it hasn't been long since the invasion but if poros survived through Freljord conditions, it's possible they multiplied so easily and quickly.
Who would win:
Massive fully armored,twice ressurected warrior?
Or
Some fluffy boi?
My money's on the fluff boye
Just a minor theory, but what if at one time braum, was a poro herder, think about it, the line in mighty poro's text sounds like something that braum would say, and he has lots of poro's on him in his upgrade, like he knows them, also, I just was braum to be a poro herder.
Also a later edit: What if poro hair/fluff is worth something, if they are magic then the fur might be two, or it could be very good for cold weather.
I agree with you
In the italian version they have different voice actor
Here’s my theory: poro’s are smart, so smart in fact they they are almost match the intelligence of yordles like hermindinger and are waiting for the perfect time to take over human civilization using their cuteness. They have tough hide that can only be pierced and they know spells that make them much cuter and let them absorb all magic. Since they exist all over runeterra they have passed down wisdom from the old civilizations such as the old yeti, Shurima, Targon, and almost every other place on runterra they have been living on the shadow Isles since it was the blessed Isles and they are capible to charm the damed with thier vast amount of magic, few poros have ever been killed but when they are they hold vast amount of magic. Their plan is to make runeterra theirs and to stop all violence using any means necessary, including violence, but only when told to, or when fought. They plan on charming humans to get things for them, eventually finding all runes and using Aurelian sol to close rifts along with distoying the watchers
Dziordan1 yea I made this after getting high
.........😐wow nc theory thou😅
14:05 so no one is talking about the bird in the top left that’s air dropping poro reinforcements
I was about to point that out too
oh god,they have an airforce
"WE NEED MORE PORO'S!"
Poro D-day but instead of boats its a metric-ton of birds
Rito: _Poros are canon_
*[Happy "Mother always said..." Noises]*
Mother always said
STAND BEHIND BRAUM
AHEEHIIHEEHUAHAHA
Oh wait this laugh is Lux
DEMACIA!
Shhh! i'm charging my lazer.
Mordekaiser: I am Inevitable !
Poro: and I ... am ... PORO !
"Who the hell would watch a video at 2 am?"
Me: *Oh boy, 2 am*
Necrit: We have never seen a poro. Poro that was saved by Braum in his introduction video: Am I a joke to you?
11:24 "And if Poros are immune to the death magic, we all know who's fonna denfeat Mordekaiser" - closeup.
I just laughed my ass off.
"This place tastes like many emotions. Excitement, anger, joy and... salty? Is salty a feeling?"
- Neeko
You can hear Necrit slowly having a breakdown
This means Ezreal REALLY has the Blade of the Ruined King?
I can actually imagine that happening. Ezreal likes magic artifacts after all.
well there's a theory explaining that Ez might have the 5th world runes, and in Warrior he's taking a tear of the goddess
So yeah him having the Blade of the Ruined King would make sense
And then riot realeased Viego......
Nope
no one :
me, an asian : omg he uploads at 1 am again
can relate
Ikr
Me , an european : 8pm here =)
Relatedddd
Its noon here, perfect
3:26 "Poros have never appeared in any story on universe"
6:04 "Poros are mostly in Freljord"
11:32 my theory is that poros have some kind of protective magic. It´s not that they "charm" soldiers, it´s just a soft magic system that keeps them protected (kind of "liquid luck" from harry potter, where random unusual things happen so the character can move on, or in this case the poros can live)
Poros will be the key to saving Runeterra, calling it now.
I wanna know more about "She who wanders" and those things that look like her
i think she wanders but I'm not quite sure yet
@@asz-themoonwalker2771 oh no
*smells like simp in here*
@@bribenyt3027 bruh 😂
I feel like necrit is emphasizing the fact that everything is cannon so riot will indirectly tell him they were exaggerating a tiny bit
Shows cat-mech, Immediately gets a cat food ad, perfect timing
My theory: Poros are immortal like Skarrl
I like this theory
What about the ghost poro rune?
We know they are not invincible so are they just regenerate super quick ?but then why the mighty poro still wear a eyepatch.this doesnt make any sense
@@muhammedemirulcay4533 he can just wear it because he wants to... they seem to imitate everyone, so maybe he met someone with eyepatch and copied it
Mordekaiser poro
You missed one important detail about Mighty Poro: He defended The Poro *KING* ! *KING* of Poros...
*KING* !
So is Poro King cannon?
He was in the flavor text of mighty poro and now i am mighty confused.
Yes he is but if it is the king from the game mode. We don't know
@@turbonito7730 he probably is the one from the game mode, just a big ol poro
11:34 : "I just like to think that this Poro is about to die" wtf is wrong with you? D:
Necrit, can you make legends of runeterra special interactions? Since skin spotlights won't do it, i've been waiting forever!
@Priya Tailor really? Where is that stated?
Tobirama Senju i think disguisedtoast made one
@@Sytis6 i'll go check it out
@@Sytis6 i checked it, thank you dude, though he only made demacia and noxus.
he stated in a twitter reply that's he's working on it. But there's a shit ton of cards and even more interactions
Necrit: I can avoid losing too much of my sanity going over the league of legends lore
SIXMOREVODKA: No
I’m so excited that means “She who wonders” is canon, now I’m interested/waiting for more info or even an in-game addition that sheds more light on her.
I like to think that Braum was a poro herder, prolonged exposure to the poros (plus the fur they might've given him) gave him special resistances to obtain the special door shield he uses.
Broke: The Secret Life of Pets
Woke: The Hidden Lore of Poros
Poro : *jumping to the weapon handle*
Mordekaiser : Adorableee *casually smack poro
Heart of fluff bottom left the happy poro is so freakin cute he ready to go to war
Battlecast vel'koz has an emote saying "Odd... Their intelligence drops in the presence of poros"
Wasn't there a story on Nexus about what would happen if you ate a Poro? 👀
Yes, yes there was and it was... wired :D Quote: "As you slip the squishy, pastel meat into your mouth, your mind floods with every imaginable color: magenta, indigo, seafoam, chartreuse! With each juicy gnash of your teeth, a different flavor overwhelms your palate: cotton candy, chokecherry, salted sea bass, toasted coconut! You swallow the tender morsel and your throat tickles as it slides down your gullet. You get the feeling like you have to sneeze, but can’t. As you pinch another bite from the plate, eager in anticipation of all the colors and flavors it will unlock, you feel a tiny itch ripple in your stomach. You can’t help but cough-a little at first, then A LOT. Sprays of fluff and fur erupt from your mouth like confetti. The itch in your stomach grows into a sharp, stabbing pain, like something tiny is trying to beat down the door of your innards with fists made of knives. Your guts swell and stretch as you cry out to your gods for mercy, for death, for anything that could bring an end to the blinding pain. Through your tears, you watch as two pointed horns rip through your skin’s membrane, thrashing and mighty like a bull through a matador’s cape. A basketball-shaped creature struts from your gaping stomach, slick and sticky with your blood, then plumes its fur in one swift PUFF. Blood splatters across your face. Your shaking eyes finally behold the creature in all its splendor-standing soft and sweet as a sunlit dandelion atop your retching, soon-to-be corpse. It unfurls its big pink tongue and licks your pallid cheek. That’s the last thing you see."
@@lelmeria Aaaah yes, that's it!! I'm not crazy. :D
Huh, I guess poros are just Guyvers(he could regenerate from a tiny peace of tissue).
Yes but I don't know if Nexus is canon. I mean, they also said that Xayah can't lay eggs but Rule 34 disproved it
@@davidecarusone3333 Wonder if there's something to do with Vel'Koz? Or a part of Vel'Koz.
4:58 "that's very selective of you, Deborah"
Riot a few years ago: Lore? Lore doesn't matter. It is important that we release a lot of new champs and skins.
Riot now: *creates a Poro lore*
Imagine being so fucking cute you roam into a dark isle full of undead and instead of just keeling over you charm a random ghost into being your stand
Poro King exists:
Necrit:
A banner exists:
Necrit: they might have a civilization!!!
Necrit’s trying to explain how durable poros are with a bunch of theories. Completely forgetting about skaarl an immortal lizard
I just like to think that this poro is about to die.
Necrit , 2019
How could you necrit
"no poro harmed" Mordekaiser slapped that fluffy bastard
5:37 The reason it's because they are cute, it's like killing a dog in a movie, you just don't do that
dogs do die tho, why not poros?
*aNd tHaTs JuSt a ThEoRy, a LoR ThEoRy*
😱😱😱😱😨😨😨🤯🤯🤯🤯🤑💻✨😢😴🤔
Everyone gangster until a poro learns the moves of a darkin
We need a poro champion... Gonna beat ppl just by being cute.
Poro rider sejuani does that job pretty well.
Mordekaiser poro
"we never saw a harmed poro before" -laughs in mordekaiser-
Poro's are gods in runeterra!
we just confirmed it!
I think the poro herder shears the porous fur in the spring and sells it as is or makes textiles from the fur to sell.
Im pretty sure poro's are just copying what they see on battlefields here and there and the banner poro is carrying one because he saw a soldier do it!
There is actually a dead poro in a splash art in LoL. Winter Wonder Orianna looks kind of scary, but it’s scarier when you look at the background, where you can see the hide of a poro lying ulon the floor like a carpet
I would rather say some Poros have traveled on some ships with Someone Notrelevant and somehow wandered to these places.
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Poros projecting an aura of adorable cuteness that nobody can bring themselves to harm. That WOULD make sense.
New lore: All Poros invades all of valoran and conquer runeterra
Legends of runnetera->Legends of poros
League of Legends->League of poros
Write that down Riot, write that down!
If you look at the background of the "Heart of the Fluff", you see a bird dropping poros. If they are able to somehow influence the wildlife and make birds carry them around, that would also help them survive in any climate. Also it's a nice trick in battle.
personally i would like some lore on the new cards that were released with this set
If you look closely, the noxian poro has bigger horns and the demacian one has probably none, maybe the horns are the magic "tanks" for poros
In the "heart of the fluff" you can see poros being dropped from a bird. So I guess they can domesticate other beast too
I always have a Poro icon in the client. I change it up with seasons. A winter Poro during winter, a wizard Poro during fall, etc.
We need a poro champion
Some parody on poro champion spotlight already exists
They might be magic creatures that draw energy from innocence, love and dedication. The adoring fans of Daring Poro allows it to survive being shot from a cannon. Sinister Poro was a normal Poro when the "monks"(?) of the blessed isle went to the Frejord to retrieve a dangerous artifact. However a monk became obsessed with the cuteness of poros so he took one home to keep as a pet. But then the ruination corrupted the monk, and like how Kalista became obsessed with betrayal. The monk became obsessed with his Poro. This dedication gives the Sinister Poro energy, allowing him resist the mist. And that's what the ghost behind Sinister Poro is doing, trying to protect his obsession.
And/or they are mainly just pets. Pets to the yetis and pets to humans. That's how they mainly survive. Like how certain breeds of dogs would not survive in the wild, like Pugs or wiener dogs. It's also the reason they are found everywhere, like cats and dogs.
I can almost taste the salt and sarcasm radiating from this video
well Mordy does have an emote with a porro, where he even admits that the porro is adorable, before swatting the porro away of course
All i need now is Ol'Longhorn as a champ in League
Vuk Stanojevic YES I NEED THIS
Poppy 2.0
I know this is an older video, but there are some facts that I wanted to mention:
First, there is some information in one of the "Ask Riot" articles, where someone asked how Poros taste. The article first described a tasty looking meal with a cooked Poro on it. The man ate the meal, while the narrator told the reader how it tasted. then there was a long, very detailed description of a feeling that comes from his stomach. Something bashes from the inside of the mans belly and finally a it bursts out of his chest. Drowning in his own blood, with a huge hole in his chest, the last thing he sees are cute little fluffy animals looking at him and licking his nose.
If everything is canon, and I mean EVERYTHING, including this "Ask Riot" article, then we can count this information as valid.
So in conclusion: Poro's are undying creatures (or creatures that can only die due to age), which will reproduce by splitting themselves like cells if they are big enough (feeding Porosnax to Poro's on the Howling Abyss) or if they get "wounded" badly. This would mean that it is pointless in "cutting them in half" because you would just make 2 smaller Poro and it is impossible for them to die through magic like the one from the shadowisles. Also, this would (besides their very thick fur) explain why they can survive in the Freljord.
So, Poro's are basically the perfect being... and that is a fact
Necrit: "Poros survive by being adorable"
Mordekaiser (joke): "How adorable... (smacks the shadow poro)"
I think that there are exceptions from that charm hability of them, like in Mordekaiser case.
That was already a ghostly poro.
i like how he talks about never having seen a harmed poro or poros immune to death magic and poros defeating mordekaiser, when theres that one mordekaiser poro-thing where he YEETS a ghostly one
You can hear the triggering in his voice
"We have never seen a hurt poro"
Poroking: "Am I a joke to you?"
Mordekaiser poro
I got a question why dosen't Willump look like the other Yetis?
They look like old nunu
@@sharky2404 yeah i know that i suppose riot made Nunu more friendly looking but still these Yeti's don't have 4 arms and have a cartoon lion face 😅
@@Nube_Morada Willump is the yeti hun, Nunu's the human
@@myhlosic hly fk how did i forget omg thanks a lot of friends that i play with call Willump Nunu so i think i got it of them XD
@Super Top Secret Area oh damn thx dude
Mordekaiser's joke is literally him smacking away a ghost poro, so they clearly can be affected by death magic and the void.
OR it sadly passed of old age! No one would ever hurt a poro
theory : when poro s get hurt or gets killed he turns into dust like monsters from undertale
2nd theory: poro s has special magic around them that charms any1 so they dont get attacked
3rd theory: poro doesnt get affected by demacian steel bc. they have diffrent type of magic
2nd*
3rd*
Other than that these theories are pretty good!
@@myhlosic let me fix it
Rito: everything is canon but in context.
Necrit: everything is canon.
Poro are the living physical form of the Witcher prove me worng
We need a update on poro lore since we got the new poro king card, Please Necrit i beg of thee for such video
Actually if you ate a "dead" poro it would burst back to life FROM YOUR CHEST... Just like in Alien, thats whats every Runterran believe, but no one is brave enough to try it...
I'm suprised you didn't talk about the "Poro King" mentioned in the Mighty Poro description. That also adds credence to the possibility of them having a civilization of some sort.
i want to make a point. one of vel'koz's voice lines on ARAM is as follows "Odd. Their intelligence drops in the presence of poros"
Poros are just cuter versions of tartagrades. Literally un-killable and un-harmable
The fact that Poros will appear in Arcane excites me to no end.
Necrit: There are no harmed Poros.
Poro with an eye patch: AHEM....
They are like cats, nobody wants to kill them because they are cute
I think Necrit is right when he says Poro's can sort of charm people to stop them from killing them, because of the quote at 8:55 when he says "a.. fuzzy sensation...?", I think it's his "fuzzy" magic at work!