Longest Running Dad Joke. Bob Smiley - Full Special
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- Опубліковано 16 вер 2020
- The longest running dad joke in history was pulled of by the father of Bob Smiley in this hilarious full Dry Bar Comedy Show by Bob Smiley. Whether it's long running dad jokes, hilarious stories from his child hood, or great stories about getting through airport security this full Dry Bar Comedy special from Bob Smiley is sure to keep you laughing from start to finish.
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This guy is GOLDEN! The way he brought in the crowd on the hitting a short bus. He had me on that one. This guy is hilarious.
Bob is just an awesome guy by all accounts
"...yes, you were adopted. But they brought you back." I actually laughed aloud. Hehe
I Did as well
Wade Turner I’ll ioo
A rare out loud lol
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It was a funny line for most..except for me, when I was listening to this, my 13year old adopted son walked right in on that moment and it was a cringer for us both
This guy tells jokes like a magician, theres so much misdirection with the delivery that the punchlines really floor you since theyre so unexpected
SO true. Most comedians can make me smile, but few can make me actually laugh. Mostly because I can see the punch line coming a mile away. Not with this guy, I laughed through the whole set.
I think it's sincerely because he doesn't quite know where his stories are going. He's distractable.
Haha. Yes!
Good description!
@@ZootSuitNewt He does know where his story is going. I've seen him live. He did the same exact set in the same manner by which he does it here. Doesn't mean he's not hilarious however.
He kinda looks like a cross between Robin Williams and that tall guy from Whose Line is it Anyway
Ryan stiles I can see That...
Robin Williams & Conan Obrian 😭😭🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
OMG YESS!!!
Ryan Stiles & Robin Williams... absolutely
I can see that but I was amazed how much more he reminded me of Tim Hawkins than he used to.
"I don't wanna offend anybody"
-- goes on and offends everybody :D
This guy is so funny. Really enjoyed this one.
Dude is hilariously quick and clever!
No cursing, and able to emphasise a PUNCHLINE!
A-1 STUFF!
Thanks!
He just gets funnier the longer he does comedy
@TeachAble iiii on
I totally agree
Practice makes perfect
At the Canadian border... "Back me up now, 'do you have a gun' and 'do you have a gun with you' are two distinct questions. I'm from Texas, what do you think my answer was... 'yes', that was the wrong answer. 'How many do you have???' ... 18...." Another golden one from Dry Bar.
I LOOOVE BOB SMILEY!!! SO COOL TO SEE HIM ON A DRY BAR FEATURED UA-cam VIDEO!!!!
Same
Watching this while eating was a mistake. This was the funniest comedian I've listened to in weeks.
“Act like a Christian.. judge me silently in your mind” 😂😂😂
This guy's hilarious. "Kiddie casino...yeah Chuck E. Cheese" 😂😂😂
Where kids gamble
With all the issues in the world that really concern us all it is great to have a comedian like Bob Smiley to give us a break with a bunch of really great jokes... Thank you for the excape from reality...
@TeachAble Those videos are the best!
escape*
Lee Hanson... I do know the correct way to spell it... Spelled it that way for a reason... Also I don't need a grammar nazi... Lighten up...
“They didn’t have time out, back then” “What was the lion’s den?” 🤣🤣🤣 Exactly the laughter therapy I needed. Thanks again, Dry Bar!
Glad you enjoyed it!
@bobsmiley12 Most definitely. Can’t wait to see more!
@@globetrekker86 now change ring tone to "help me help me.. let me out, someone help me..lol
@@wldandcrzyguy what kind of temptation is this? great now I have to do this
My dad didn't even know what time out was
2:23 "if icecream truck plays music, it's because it's out of icecream" 💥 good idea! 😂
Happy to help!
'Judge me silently.. In your mind,' lmao
Yay! Smiley is back!!! Just figured out, when he gives that awkward look, he reminds me of Red Skelton. :-)
Yes, I saw Red Skelton in some of he voices and facial, too!
That's it!
Hes so refreshing. Funny AND doesn't cus! I love it 😀
The story about the sticky hand in the car made me laugh so hard, I haven't laughed that hard in a long time
Thanks! I guess it was worth getting in trouble way back then.
I literally laughed out loud for the whole sticky hand bit! I HAD one of those as a kid, and so did my son. It’s amazing how much enjoyment a kid can get out of a 25 cent gum ball toy! I think it still may stuck to the ceiling in my old classroom!!!
@@jamjam731 legend has it that, in man's darkest hour, a hero shall rise to save us, and we shall know he has arrived for only the chosen on can remove the legendary sticky hand from the classroom ceiling.
My Parents Called The Sticky Hand A Germ Collector! 🤣 I Wasn't Allowed To Have Them. 🥺😉
He has a hilarious form of comedy, a completely natural delivery and the way he gets the crowd to interact is pure gold !
Robin Williams would be so proud of this guy
Yes!
1 got me "my dad carried me outside like a football ... and he's a Tony Romo fan so he fumbled me several times"
So embarrassing, right...in front of my kids.
Loved it! "I will......speak slower". LOL
So hilarious! I was crying from laughter, which is a rarity from any comedian. Brilliant! Thank you! 🤣❤
Wasn’t expecting much but this guy turned out really really funny and spontaneous! Dry Bar has great acts!!!
And my dad goes "AAAAAAA" ...it was in a guy's voice. BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!
"I BOUGHT A MAZDA SHOULDA BOUGHT A HONDA!" LMAO!!
Yeah, hes done some of this ruitine before lol but that doesn't make it not funny!!
It absolutely killed me lol
that joke did not get as big a laugh as it should have.
i prefer “I BOUGHT A HONDA BUT I SHOULDA BOUGHT A KIA”
That's a Katt Williams joke
Love the Tony Romo jab, hilarious!
That one hurt me and I'm not even a football fan
I've enjoyed Smiley's comedy for many years. It's nice to see him on Dry Bar Comedy
Thanks! I had a second dry bar special come out so be sure to watch that one as well!
This is what I needed the day of surgery. Thanks, Dry Bar!!
Hope the surgery went well and the surgeon wasn't watching this during the procedure.
@@bobsmiley12 😂
So your doctor said to you , Hey you are Cure" ! And I wasn't talking about Being a bacon in the smoker fryer .
And sadly yes I'm from Arkansas . And yes I still have deodorant and I used it ! And yes I have all my teeth accept for one winsome tooth removed in the back of my head .
He's funny at the wrong time that makes is funnier I like him 🤣
uh....thanks...I think.
If laughter really is the best medicine, Bob Smiley you have earned your Ph.D., Sir as far as I'm concerned. I laughed all the way through your routine and Dr. Smiley that was the best Rx for my day. Thank you 😄💕
Thanks you. Please come back in two weeks for a checkup
@@bobsmiley12 you saying you wanna play Dr? 😉 LOL
@Bob Smiley First rate talent. TRULY needed stress relief to bask in laughter in
these terrible times. Sir, you deserve great success and blessings.
Looking forward to your next show. THANK YOU DRY BAR!
I love your closer.
...
Airport security is just a wonderful set of jokes...
Thank you!
LOL! This guy's lit. Great comedian. I had to pause and rewind after the "airport's staff" joke ´cause i missed almost 2 minutes laughing about it.
21:34 YUP!!
Same thing with "Have you been drinking?" or "Have you been drinking alcohol?" with police... For people with important jobs they're surprisingly bad at asking what they need to know 🤣
Nurse “Do you have a temperature?”
Me “I’d have a temperature if I were dead. I do NOT have a FEVER!”
Major dose of 30 minutes of endorphins. Thanks Bob Smiley and DRYBAR.
Bring him back soon, ok?
To everyone else, stay safe and know that God loves you, each and every one of us.
⚘ 🙏 ❤ 🙏 ⚘
I agree, Deborah! His set-up, then the punch line were FUNNY!!!! His delivery: spot on!
Y'all Be Safe!
I agree! I need another special!
Yeah it's nice to have clean comedy to enjoy.
I reckon there's a good number of Christians here, but I don't assume so here:
Check my channel for a clear Gospel presentation reuploaded from a trustworthy pastor. You can be 100% certain you're going to heaven when you die because salvation is the free gift of God, we absolutely cannot earn it with our "good" works.
These things have I written unto you that believe on the name of the Son of God; that ye may know that ye have eternal life, and that ye may believe on the name of the Son of God.
1 John:5:13 King James Version
@@MaximilianonMars Since 1972, have been a born again, died in the blood of Jesus Christ, raised to walk in new life believer.
My fate is sealed by His Grace alone, and what He did for us on the Cross.
I Love BoB Smiley very entertaining thank you for sharing this one
Got to see this guy live a couple years ago, awesome experience. Seriously underrated comedian.
Seen you WAY BACK in the day! Didn't recognize you until I heard one of your old jokes, and I was like "wait, did he steal that joke?" And then I read the name... Just as funny now as you were back in the early 2000s! 😂
I enjoy watching or listening to Bob. I would enjoy going and watching him live.
Just kidding 😂
"If I cant be number 1 in your heart, then number 2 on you"
Loool
I am watching this on my phone and I keep laughing so hard that my husband who is watching TV starts laughing too!
That's my favorite kind of laugh- contagious! It's a great feeling laughing and not even knowing why... Lol! 🤣😂💙
Laughing right through this so much I peed... Lol...
He’s one of mu favourites from Dry Bar, i kept laughing from start to finish!
This guy is genuinely hilarious! I want more!
I have a new one coming out soon!
@@bobsmiley12 Cool, I can't wait!
"It wasn't even terrorist toothpaste, like Aim or Scope" 😂😂😂
I love smiley.
"Hes a tony romo fan so he fumbled me several times" 😂😂😂
His face after saying he did well on the ski ball tickets. I died🤣🤣
I love that Bob is now on Dry Comedy! He is fantastic! God Bless you and your family! They are gonna need it! hehehehe
"He was born on a Thursday and a Friday!"
💯😊🌻💜🤣 Grandmaw we love so much she can be ruthless.
Oh man!! You are Funny!!!! 👍👍👍
Thanks!
How come I've never seen this comedian before ?! Hella funny guy
Thanks! Shows are starting to book again so come see my new stuff!
Bob, I love your sense of humor😍.
I have seen your stuff before but you still make me laugh. Thank you for bringing your joy to Dry Bar.😘💗❤
Haha! I live in northern Mexico, Houston Texas!! Soo funny
Calm down, he doesn't have toothpaste!
Priceless line!
now I need to set my ring tone saying "Let me out, Help me Help me, Let me out"... lol
This is probably one of my fave comedians on DBC so far.
This guy is hilarious. Just keeps them coming.
This was fantastic, he was funny from start to the end without stop and I laghued the whole time I was watching it!
As Gene Wilder would say, “so shines a light in a weary world.” Thanks Bob.
Great quote!
Tony Romo's best game play is when he sits on the bench during defense, generally, right after fumbling or throwing an interception in the red zone.
I’m glad to be here this early, this guy’s funny
Kaelan Lovett
Bob Smiley is great. You should check out his other videos.
@@justanotherbaptistjew5659 Good suggestion. I'll do that!
bobsmiley12
Ha! I’m sure you’ll love it!
One of the best Dry Bar comedians I’ve seen. Too bad I can’t give more than one thumbs up. Thank you Bob Smiley
You can give more than one thumbs up on the dry bar app...and I have a second special on there if you're interested!
Thanks for putting a smile on our faces :-)
One of the best I’ve seen in a while. Very funny.
His energy is wild! Love it he's hilarious!
Loved the"speaking in tongues"..... knew someone who started laughing, she said "I'm reciting my spice rack!"
Very funny.👍👍
Yo... this dude goes to my church!
That’s awesome!
Oh My gosh love Bob so funny.
Bob is one of favorite comics. So glad to see him on DryBar.
This guy is actually funny, I enjoyed every bit of this.
This is as hilarious the second time!
This is therapeutic ❤🤟👏
This dude is all over the place with his stories
He is so funny. He remind me of Robin Williams.
I live in Texas and the Romo joke was hilarious
Great fun! Laughter therapy doesn't come any better than this! Even his last joke had twists and turns - "What, are you from West Virginia? ( Long pause, eyes gleeful ) ....
Dad jokes are always hilarious. Harhar har
Homeboy got me rolling 😂😂😂
This man was on a ROLL!!!
Loved him!!!
I got a few good laughs! Bob's a pretty funny guy :-D
pretty funny? I'll work harder on that with my next special. :)
@@bobsmiley12 in my opinion "pretty funny" is really good. I rarely ever comment and so the fact that I commented on your video has meaning ;-) Thanks for making me laugh! subbed to your channel :-)
Love this guy's originality, creativity, and energy!!
Bob's a riot ! 😄
Jesus christ that's the funniest toothpaste joke that's ever existed lmao
Totally awesome, the whole video gets funnier each second
After listenin' to Bob's routine , I found myself wishin' I could give him at least three " Thumbs Up ! "
Really enjoyed it
he looks like the kid from Mad magazine.
Alfred E. Neuman?
Love that u keep it clean and couldn't stop laughing 👍😅😅😅😅👍
Funny stuff there Bob! You've got good energy and great timing on your jokes with deliberate pause. I really enjoyed this. 👍🏻
When he said “no child left behind”
Great job sir, i was late for.dinner enjoying this in my car 😂😭
Amazing I love this !!!
This is one of the best comedians I've watched in a LONG time.
Very good enthusiasm. It's clear that he loves doing standup and that attitude plays super well.
Funny in the beginning hilarious towards the end this guy is talented
You are so funny !!! God Bless you !!! So good to Laugh !!! Hope to see you in person one day .
This guy!! He is Hilarious 😂
He is really funny. I’ve been watching and rewinding. So yes, I’ve had a fantastic day. Hahaha 😆