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Hey, I'm Jesse, a composer and music theorist. I believe that Music Theory is a practical and valuable artform for all musicians throughout their lifetime. On this channel, I am making videos to help all musicians grow in their understanding of music theory and how it can make them a better musician.

[@Gojarino]

That picture of the circle of fifths but enharmonically C Major is so cursed

[@twominutemusictheory]

The most cursed image.

[@RobFlaxMusic]

As a professional musician who was in pun club in high school, I'm genuinely astonished at how many gems are in this video. I've only heard five of these before... and nearly spat water all over my computer several times. BRAVO

[@twominutemusictheory]

Thanks! I wrote many of them, not wanting to just do a video of reused music jokes. Of course, I still included some of my old favorites.

[@happyron]

This is the greatest video ever, makes me feel somehow less alone.

[@RobFlaxMusic]

8:23 Why didn't Mussorgsky ever take his trunks off at the beach?
He didn't want any pictures of his exhibitionism.

[@ilanmetoudi]

Most of these jokes fall flat.... but some are like a whip.... sharp!

[@twominutemusictheory]

I figured most of them would B flat. I'm not A natural joke teller.

[@happyron]

ahhaha

[@gant73]

@@twominutemusictheory wow should I be taking notes.

[@Yussnan84.]

That Schoenberg one was pure gold.

[@twominutemusictheory]

If you enjoyed these terrible puns, please make sure to like, comment, subscribe...and then share this video everywhere! Thanks for watching!
Also, tell me in the comments your favorite terrible music joke!

[@chong2389]

Great stuff!
Two questions and a riddle...
Did Pope Gregory codify the mass by chants?
Did Franz Schubert contract syphilis from a virelay?
Why did composers switch from writing in 2/2 to 4/4?
They were tired of having their music minimized.

[@gabriell.1437]

So lucky I found this channel. Here before you blow up. Keep at it

[@twominutemusictheory]

Thanks so much! Tell all of your friends!

[@jackyadam7808]

Thankyou ! You made me laugh, love your dry delivery x

[@susanvaughan4210]

Laughing and groaning are both therapeutic!

[@andy6877]

Help, lol I laughed audibly to way too many of these oh dear

[@bilingualkaraoke8665]

The last one is a baseball reference, right? I'm European, so I'm not quite sure.

[@twominutemusictheory]

Yep! Baseball reference. And much like the Beethoven scenario, the baseball scenario would be very tense.

[@bilingualkaraoke8665]

@@twominutemusictheory Thanks! And yeah, I figured that much 😁

[@tchuryanimations]

What’s the chord progression that’s always sad? 4 Chord Depressions.

[@lancegoerner1719]

How many LA drummers does it take to screw in a light bulb? Seven. One to screw it in, and the other six tell him how Dave Weckl would have done it.

[@sumdude6007]

circle of ones

[@muliercantatinecclesia5]

:DD
Great stuff! Thank you +

[@twominutemusictheory]

I do what I can.

[@muliercantatinecclesia5]

@@twominutemusictheory And you're doing it very well :)

[@RafaelSCalsaverini]

Bravo.

[@Ibhenriksen]

I thought this video was going to be about terrible music cues used as punchlines.

[@SirenaWF1]

I might have just snorted a few times.

[@santiagolopez3873]

I would love to see a bts video of you just laughing at these

[@happyron]

yes!

[@twominutemusictheory]

The monochromatic joke took about 5 takes to keep a straight face.

[@happyron]

@@twominutemusictheory you did a nice job. Much of my music has a comedic flair and I've always thought about the difference between being funny by staying in character and telling "jokes" where you laugh as you tell them. I tend to do the first and you did a great job here mainly doing simular. I'm gonna post some of your charts on my facebook over the next few weeks and drive my non-music nerd fans crazy. ;-) thanks again

[@HappyIsOffline]

cheesy. i love it.

[@tanishkshrivastava6822]

hi level stuff ;_;

[@AliHammoud1]

I wanted to like this video but you have 69 likes...I don't want to be the one who ruin that! 🤣 🖤