AMBERLYNN WANTED A POLY RELATIONSHIP WITH WIFEY

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  • @missghoul
    @missghoul 8 місяців тому +1427

    Zach is our caretaker by making these videos for us so we don’t have to watch our gorl ourselves. You might not drive bestie, but you always deliver!

  • @KatB222
    @KatB222 8 місяців тому +408

    My own personal conspiracy theory is that Amber’s mom says things like “I’ll take you to X, Y and Z but I’m picking you up on the way to church” like she’s probably got a routine she does already and will take Amber along but isn’t changing her regular plan. So that’s why we’re seeing her go to church and the casino, these are things Amber’s mom was probably already doing on a regular basis before Amber moved there

    • @ZacharyMichael
      @ZacharyMichael  8 місяців тому +122

      That would make sense!

    • @mamamoonxo5081
      @mamamoonxo5081 8 місяців тому +3

      Yes 🙌

    • @user-hr4ih7sn5u
      @user-hr4ih7sn5u 8 місяців тому +2

      I totally agree!

    • @ausmas9462
      @ausmas9462 8 місяців тому +9

      You are so big brain for this, bestie

    • @rebecca2047
      @rebecca2047 8 місяців тому +7

      maybe she could make some friends through church or the casino, could be good for her

  • @ladydiana004
    @ladydiana004 8 місяців тому +481

    At this point. Unless wifey tells us. She's lying. Because that's just a NO.

    • @kimcloud5983
      @kimcloud5983 8 місяців тому +58

      Man I wish she would come out and make videos. Boy, if she ever got in a bind, she could make some serious coin in just a few vids

    • @sdk272
      @sdk272 8 місяців тому +27

      ​@@kimcloud5983amber was an investment

    • @natashakelly2511
      @natashakelly2511 8 місяців тому +1

      🤣🤣🤣

  • @alliedevine
    @alliedevine 8 місяців тому +463

    Amber consistently saying she could NEVER be in a poly relationship because she’s wants someone devoted to only her until SHE wants to be with other people is giving major manipulation vibes

    • @tabbyc7143
      @tabbyc7143 8 місяців тому +73

      ...It really just makes it sound like she wanted to keep that other girl as back up without it being cheating

    • @miss.mandybee
      @miss.mandybee 8 місяців тому +43

      Exactly. She’s trying to use poly as her reason for cheating without the repercussions. She’s too codependent and controlling to allow her partner to be with someone else.

    • @anyanaylor
      @anyanaylor 8 місяців тому +15

      My thoughts exactly. She wants to have her cake and eat it too

    • @BooksToAshes
      @BooksToAshes 8 місяців тому +9

      Exactly!! She wanted an excuse to be with multiple people, she doesn’t care about being in a poly relationship at all she wants an excuse to cheat without repercussion.

    • @JustMeChrissLee
      @JustMeChrissLee 8 місяців тому +2

      Yup, thats not how the poly life works

  • @jaimereynolds258
    @jaimereynolds258 8 місяців тому +384

    No she did not. She was just saying anything that she thought Jade wanted to hear, to get her to stay with her. Just a form of manipulation. Amberlynn is a very jealous gorl, and it wouldn't have lasted long.

  • @megnanimous.
    @megnanimous. 8 місяців тому +334

    "Yes, I did sleep in my makeup. I've been doing that my whole life and why are we going to complain and change now?" - Amber's point of view on pretty much everything

  • @blazingbee
    @blazingbee 8 місяців тому +312

    hello to our favourite slightly overweight frail lesbian who doesnt drive!

    • @nikkireigns
      @nikkireigns 8 місяців тому +57

      I love how more gets added on over time

    • @jexxica_28
      @jexxica_28 8 місяців тому +46

      He's my favorite slim pork chop❤

    • @countryboy3589
      @countryboy3589 8 місяців тому +5

      I think maybe zach goes by them

    • @countryboy3589
      @countryboy3589 8 місяців тому

      @jexxica_28

    • @jexxica_28
      @jexxica_28 8 місяців тому +1

      @@countryboy3589 He/them bestie!

  • @BirdGang6
    @BirdGang6 8 місяців тому +353

    I love that she always starts by saying that she doesn’t want to share this type of information and then immediately starts over sharing to a completely unnecessary level. She knows exactly what she’s doing and it’s so pathetic

  • @nin-tendo
    @nin-tendo 8 місяців тому +179

    The Gatorade Zero with the cheese stick wrapped in deli meat really is just another “adult Lunchable” moment.

    • @screamlikecookies
      @screamlikecookies 8 місяців тому +8

      And a copycat Hommage to Life plus Cindy (carnivore diet and electrolytes- someone mentioned it in the commentsection of another RC)

    • @LustyArgonianMaiden
      @LustyArgonianMaiden 8 місяців тому +5

      *molment

  • @desmondhume
    @desmondhume 8 місяців тому +127

    going to the casino immediately after church is unhinged behavior

    • @DearPanda0813
      @DearPanda0813 8 місяців тому +1

      Lmaoooooo

    • @ebaybumpstock
      @ebaybumpstock 8 місяців тому +44

      it’s oklahoma, what else is there to do other than to pray and gamble

    • @AChickandaDuck
      @AChickandaDuck 8 місяців тому +24

      Jesus and slot machines, epic! 🤣

    • @MrsVoorhees
      @MrsVoorhees 8 місяців тому +30

      I work at a Casino… you’d be surprised how busy we get Sunday afternoons after church gets out 😂

    • @CH-bi8tl
      @CH-bi8tl 8 місяців тому +3

      Growing up it was church then Chinese buffet every Sunday like clockwork. Gotta get those tasty meat and veggies options. Now that a casino was built it's now church to Chinese buffet to casino when I vacation and fly to see my mom. 😅. No stops at home so if I don't go to church I don't get to go to the other activities because the church isn't close to the house but the activities are nearby the church.

  • @brittanykay51
    @brittanykay51 8 місяців тому +257

    I def think the “I fell in love with the internet girl” was her way of trying to show Wifey ‘see look I could be poly and love two people’ to try and win her back since she’d said for years she could never share or love two people. I think Wifey saw through the manipulation and was like yeaaaaaah no

    • @-MaryPoppins-
      @-MaryPoppins- 8 місяців тому +1

      Yeah but she also spent years trying to convince us it was fine to be in love with two people (destiny and Becky). So…idk which lie we’re following here but either way it’s all BULLSHT 🤡

    • @kinkykitty77
      @kinkykitty77 8 місяців тому +13

      That's what I had said too

    • @queentrinicorn9441
      @queentrinicorn9441 8 місяців тому +27

      1000% my conspiracy is that ALR pretended to be poly to get back at Wifey for being…poly 😭

    • @stard9864
      @stard9864 8 місяців тому +16

      I think wifey realized that Becky was right 😅. Damn you can be all the support to amber but she is always gonna be amber. The audacity of her asking for poly after a breakup shows how she doesn’t understand that she needs to have a healthy relationship with the person she is with FiRsT?
      Wifey is just done explaining. Things lol I’m sure she had to explore so many things and is frustrated. Because that’s how you get cut off.
      Both girls left her because she’s silly. Amber wanted a back up girl ..because how the hell you fall in love with a girl after a week.

    • @amanda-et6pv
      @amanda-et6pv 8 місяців тому +1

      yessss this is exactly what my thoughts were too. I commented this on zachs last video and now amberlynn says this im like I KNEW IT lmao

  • @AKbaby89
    @AKbaby89 8 місяців тому +152

    I'm still confused how she could possibly talk to someone over IG DMs for 6 days and be in love with the person. I just don't get how that's possible

    • @mrscookie8142
      @mrscookie8142 8 місяців тому +49

      She thinks a crush means you are in love. That's probably why, she wants to love someone so bad because she can't be alone.

    • @babymfngrinch
      @babymfngrinch 8 місяців тому +44

      Cause it’s a lie, hope that helps.

    • @kim6414
      @kim6414 8 місяців тому +13

      Amber could get takeout food and if they gave her extra sauce that she didn’t pay for. She would think they were in love with her.

    • @CylindricalWhistle
      @CylindricalWhistle 8 місяців тому +8

      She has no idea what love even is. I would argue that Amber has never loved anyone in her adult life.

    • @AKbaby89
      @AKbaby89 8 місяців тому +1

      @@babymfngrinch 🤣🤣🤣🤣 thanks it did help

  • @x_destinystar
    @x_destinystar 8 місяців тому +124

    We need a series with all of ALRs exes sitting around a table spilling tea and sharing their experiences - Gorl Corcle!

    • @sinfulpuritan3430
      @sinfulpuritan3430 8 місяців тому +21

      I want a podcast where it's just them spilling tea. I wonder how many "OMG SHE DID THAT SHIT WITH ME TOO" moments there would be?

    • @MamaLinz123
      @MamaLinz123 8 місяців тому +17

      A Red Table talk with all the ex-gorls spilling their guts out would make the last 7 godawful years stuck in the Amberverse just about worth it for me…

    • @autumn68
      @autumn68 8 місяців тому +11

      The money I would pay to see that

    • @hwoods-kg1jf
      @hwoods-kg1jf 8 місяців тому +6

      OMG I WOULD LIVE FOR THIS!!!

    • @minamebe7777
      @minamebe7777 8 місяців тому +2

      I would pay to watch that lmao

  • @stayskyehigh
    @stayskyehigh 8 місяців тому +279

    Amber should probably be less candid about how desperate she is to not be alone. Being someone who is willing to sacrifice their own views and comfort just to avoid being lonely is a trait that feeders and other kinds of abusers like to prey on. On another end, I feel like the relationships with Destiny, Becky, and Faline were likely all a result of them finding her online and feeling sorry for her/wanting to “fix her”

    • @AKbaby89
      @AKbaby89 8 місяців тому +26

      Yeah Becky said several times that Amberlynn basically forced them into a relationship when it's not really what Becky wanted

    • @koraliee
      @koraliee 8 місяців тому +14

      I'm thankful for this comment. In my early twenties I was a lot like that, and it led me into an abusive relationship for many years. It's absolutely something that exploitative people look for in a partner.

    • @stayskyehigh
      @stayskyehigh 8 місяців тому +3

      @@koraliee I had a very similar experience, we broke up at 21 and I’m now 23 and still learning how to undo the damage. It is so easy to fall prey when you wear your heart on your sleeve and they hide their intentions behind smiles and kind words. I wish you nothing but healing and happiness moving forward

    • @stayskyehigh
      @stayskyehigh 8 місяців тому +1

      @@AKbaby89 I actually didn’t know that so thank you! I always got the vibe but hadn’t caught beck actually stating or implying much that wasn’t just a roundabout self-blaming statement where she took most of the blame for Amber (I assume she did that a lot at the start post-breakup to keep the peace with Amber, yknow the whole “we both played a part” stance)

  • @mw6346
    @mw6346 8 місяців тому +85

    I love how she was only down to do poly when it benefits her😂

  • @Schrodingers_Kat
    @Schrodingers_Kat 8 місяців тому +125

    Here’s my theory. Jade has proved herself impervious to manipulation. I’m almost certain the breakup was not only not mutual but was an Amber manipulation that backfired on her. I’m convinced she threw some idiotic tantrum and, in the same way she used to manipulate Becky with the “Why don’t you love me?!” bit, she probably told Jade “Maybe we shouldn’t be together” and Jade was like “You know what? You are right”, and called her bluff. So even though it was not her plan, she says they were both in agreement. In reality she just got dumped and she did all the work 😆
    In that same way, I could bet you anything there was no new person she was so in love with. And if there was someone texting it was nothing like she tried to make it look. I bet she was trying to do the same she did to pressure Becky into a relationship in the beginning, and told Jade there were other people really interested. To make her jealous. It worked with Becky but Jade probably saw the opportunity to cut completely clean and seized it, and by then not even the renewed offer to be poly appealed to her. We all remember she used that to lure Jade in and then “changed her mind”. The truth is she’ll say anything to get what she wants.
    If this is true, shout out to Jade for outsmarting Amber and using her own emotional blackmail against her in order to be able to moonwalk out of this shit show. Twice. 😂😂😂😂

    • @DONjamaicanDIVA
      @DONjamaicanDIVA 8 місяців тому +7

      This

    • @Loohoo2
      @Loohoo2 8 місяців тому +10

      This is what happened..

    • @au6685
      @au6685 8 місяців тому +5

      This is amazing! I bet this is what happend, this is what kinda came to my mind too

    • @rubyaltamirano2653
      @rubyaltamirano2653 8 місяців тому +7

      I stand by this theory!! 💯

    • @elizabethr5664
      @elizabethr5664 8 місяців тому +10

      I totally agree. I think Wifey is pretty clued up and knew Amber would be a manipulative nightmare if they broke up, and she managed to break up, get out there cleanly and then go completely no contact by playing Amber at her own game.

  • @ladydi-lynn
    @ladydi-lynn 8 місяців тому +88

    I don't understand how she can say that she fell in love with someone she had never met and continued to sleep with Wifey, good for her cutting this narcissist off for good.

    • @amanda-et6pv
      @amanda-et6pv 8 місяців тому +8

      she probably thought that would somehow show wifey she's down for being polyamorous with her. but like...blindsiding your ex with a new girl you have never met but are somehow hopelessly in love with is kid shit. she needs to grow up and learn how to treat her romantic partners with respect.

  • @lavoixdevelours
    @lavoixdevelours 8 місяців тому +54

    This girl can't have a healthy normal relationship ever.

  • @hannahpinocci813
    @hannahpinocci813 8 місяців тому +169

    Amber is being so unserious right now...

    • @rebecca2047
      @rebecca2047 8 місяців тому +1

      she’s acc been making me laugh recently - the going to church and just being gay? kinda iconic behaviours got to admit

  • @amivanzyl8876
    @amivanzyl8876 8 місяців тому +124

    Love your Hanson hair ❤
    It feels awfully manipulative for Amber to suggest poly when *she* is the one who can't choose, but demanded Wifey be monogamous with her in the first place.

    • @BoopMeHard
      @BoopMeHard 8 місяців тому +4

      Omg Hanson😅😭💀

    • @MeganManXxX
      @MeganManXxX 8 місяців тому +26

      My thoughts exactly. You don’t suggest a poly relationship AFTER you’ve taken another” lover”…..that’s a thing you discuss before hand. 🙄

    • @lhvy5066
      @lhvy5066 8 місяців тому +10

      no one else said this I think which is crazy like it's obvious...she was so smug about wifey being monogamous with her to shut all the haters up but the second the opportunity presents itself she wants to be the one that's poly for her own gain...like how does she not see how selfish that sounds lmao she really thinks she was basically Jesus Christ when suggesting to be poly so everyone can share a bit of her lol

    • @Shroom_gnome
      @Shroom_gnome 8 місяців тому +1

      @@MeganManXxXmy ex would say otherwise 💀

  • @SceneandCrime
    @SceneandCrime 8 місяців тому +71

    Amber becoming “born again” is now officially on my 2024 bingo card 💯

  • @LindyTube
    @LindyTube 8 місяців тому +78

    Here's my theory about "hair washing day". She didn't start saying this until the last year or so. During that time she was with wifey. Black women, who have much more complicated haircare needs and can take hours washing their hair, call it "Wash Day." I think "Hair Washing Day" is an Amberism she bastardized from hearing Jade talk about wash day. Thank you for attending my Ted Talk.

    • @unfriendlyblkhottie444
      @unfriendlyblkhottie444 8 місяців тому +28

      I also found it interesting that she started mentioning wash days after getting with Wifey. Wash days are usually assigned days to go through the tedious process of detangling, washing, deep conditioning, drying, moisturizing, & styling our hair. As you mentioned, it can take several hours which is why a whole day is carved out to get it done. I doubt Amber Lynn is doing all that LOL. Not saying that other groups can't have a tedious hair care process but I doubt Amber Lynn does since she can barely stand or hold her arms up for longer than a few minutes.

    • @ajaxsoap69
      @ajaxsoap69 8 місяців тому +16

      exactly. I’ve shared this theory with u for over 2 years. amber NEVER called it “hair washing day” until she started hanging around a black girl and that’s what they call it

    • @FreshFlamingo
      @FreshFlamingo 8 місяців тому

      Oh fk off tons of non-black women have hair washing days. Especially women with curly hair, who absolutely never wash their hair everyday. Y’all make everything about race, always.

    • @abigailh7715
      @abigailh7715 8 місяців тому

      So?

    • @AlextheQueenofGorlworld13
      @AlextheQueenofGorlworld13 8 місяців тому

      Agreed! As some that has watched all her crap. Amber never had a wash day till she got with jade ! As someone with textured hair (I’m mixed) this is weird ! She has straight thin hair wash that stuff everyday when you shower or she looks like you can fry a egg on her damn head .😂😂

  • @hotvanillalatte
    @hotvanillalatte 8 місяців тому +57

    You can always tell when she’s lying or making something up because her eyes start getting shifty lmao she really thinks we were born yesterday and are gonna believe this story 😭

    • @kinkykitty77
      @kinkykitty77 8 місяців тому +6

      Or she's breathing

    • @kimcloud5983
      @kimcloud5983 8 місяців тому +5

      They say that's a factual sign of lying. Not keeping eye contact

    • @kimcloud5983
      @kimcloud5983 8 місяців тому +5

      @kinkykitty77 lmao she's not ALWAYS lying be for real...sometimes she's sleeping

  • @emilyklinneeee
    @emilyklinneeee 8 місяців тому +65

    zachary completely destroying the mood after laughing and then choking to death will always be so funny to me

  • @mockingbird4948
    @mockingbird4948 8 місяців тому +82

    Perfect thing to relax to after a retail shift. I swear November and December really bring out the hatred of the United States in customers 😂

    • @blazingbee
      @blazingbee 8 місяців тому +11

      stay strong, bestie! its a cruel world in customer service lol

    • @vickiemoore8181
      @vickiemoore8181 8 місяців тому +7

      I even avoid shopping from about mid October through the end of the year as much as I can! You will survive the season of chaos and insanity.

    • @alice_rabbit8345
      @alice_rabbit8345 8 місяців тому +4

      I here ya. I was in retail for 26 years. I’m extra pleasant to retail and restaurant staff. We’re all human and deserve respect ❤️

    • @squirrelwithaflute8512
      @squirrelwithaflute8512 8 місяців тому +1

      Same here in the UK tbh! I'm 20 years in retail at this point and leaving for work in a minute 😂

  • @TEETHINTONGUE
    @TEETHINTONGUE 8 місяців тому +28

    “And that’s why she doesn’t want to talk to me.” Said like it was wifeys doing, completely shifting blame, as always!

  • @tabbyc7143
    @tabbyc7143 8 місяців тому +32

    Amberlynn using the phase 'it's MY story' is also another throw back to when she started shit talking Becky

    • @justine8387
      @justine8387 8 місяців тому

      Absolutely, she would say that then proceed to bash Becky or blast her personal business across the internet.

  • @Jenna-bear.
    @Jenna-bear. 8 місяців тому +74

    I remember when amber said she wouldn’t do poly because she’s too jealous, now that she is the one with another woman she wants to be poly. It feels so manipulative. from what we know, ‘faline’ commited to a monogamous relationship for amber! not adding up

    • @marlyd
      @marlyd 8 місяців тому +19

      As a poly person, people wanting to open up for a specific person is usually a bad idea and won't end well for anyone. It usually ends in just changing partners to a new monogamous relationship bypassing the cheating part through manipulation.

  • @charminglyawkward2889
    @charminglyawkward2889 8 місяців тому +16

    The car honking during the intro was in fact a paid actor

    • @ZacharyMichael
      @ZacharyMichael  8 місяців тому +3

      Exactly

    • @kinkykitty77
      @kinkykitty77 8 місяців тому

      ​@ZacharyMichael thank you for not pulling a FB and yelling like a lunatic

  • @aubrey44444
    @aubrey44444 8 місяців тому +15

    It feels like she thinks wifey might be watching her videos

  • @SirAnimosity
    @SirAnimosity 8 місяців тому +41

    I'm so deep in the trenches of the Amberverse that I literally had a dream we saw Wipey's face.

    • @nikkireigns
      @nikkireigns 8 місяців тому +7

      Oh muh gah! Was it pretty like the one old pic of her, or terrifyeen like the one where she’s walkeen Twinkie?

    • @AChickandaDuck
      @AChickandaDuck 8 місяців тому

      Hahahaha 🤣

    • @nmnih1820
      @nmnih1820 8 місяців тому +1

      @@nikkireigns not terrifying 😅😂

    • @kinkykitty77
      @kinkykitty77 8 місяців тому +1

      ​@@nikkireignsI've not seen the older one. Hmmm

  • @Michaelabeauty96
    @Michaelabeauty96 8 місяців тому +15

    Honestly Wifey could get away with sharing her side without being on camera we’d know that baritone voice lmao but a reveal would be crazy

  • @BlackandDeckerPeckerWrecker
    @BlackandDeckerPeckerWrecker 8 місяців тому +26

    Gorl comes on camera covered in dog snd cat hair for the past 10 years and she expects us to believe she lint rolls the furniture every day? Lol

    • @papist27
      @papist27 8 місяців тому +6

      It's easier to reach the chairs and sofa than all of her and you know she doesn't have the forethought to do it before she gets dressed.

    • @missblu1361
      @missblu1361 8 місяців тому

      She probably is the lint roller

    • @lvwest8092
      @lvwest8092 8 місяців тому

      Just put a sheet or towel or blanket and wash them and swap them out.

  • @littlefreakelio
    @littlefreakelio 8 місяців тому +8

    "why my ex won't talk to me anymore" a picture of her eating. a rare, coincidental moment of clarity.

  • @SnapshotsByLexi
    @SnapshotsByLexi 8 місяців тому +106

    There’s something very frustrating about her just saying “I mean I even suggested Poly” as like this afterthought and dismissive manipulation tactic.
    Poly relationships are not just like “oh I want two girlfriends” - they take A LOT of open communication, boundaries, and HONESTY. something we know ALR would struggle with.
    Also - imagine being Jade and being told “I mean the only way you can get back with me is if you’re in this relationship with a girl neither of us have met in person before because she means just as much as our 2 year relationship”
    W. T. F.

    • @Ali_D_Katt
      @Ali_D_Katt 8 місяців тому +20

      Right I'd look at her and say you can't be fucking serious. 2 years together in person everyday and you love this person as much. She had never met them in real life only talked for a week or so online and Amber thought that'd go over well? I'd never speak to her again either.
      I'm so convinced Amber hasn't aged past 6th grade. Every relationship is true love even if it started at the 0815 school bell that morning and you're broken up by lunch and absolutely devastated. Your life is over you're never going to survive. They were the love of your life, you were going to be together forever. It's sad and more than a little bit cringe.

    • @Moon-jb4cq
      @Moon-jb4cq 8 місяців тому +7

      Like Amber hasn’t taken care of herself at all the last 10 years, I can’t ever imagine she’ll put even an ounce of work in that poly relationships require

  • @imjustaturtle641
    @imjustaturtle641 8 місяців тому +53

    Life Church is a part of Evangelical Covenant Church and they kicked out two congregations for being pro-LGBT. It just feels gross that her mom chooses THIS church to go to.

    • @Disneymagic24
      @Disneymagic24 8 місяців тому +5

      Wouldn’t every religion do that?

    • @whatever7959
      @whatever7959 8 місяців тому

      No? Not all religious people or congregations are bigots. @@Disneymagic24

    • @ShaCaro
      @ShaCaro 8 місяців тому +7

      ​@@Disneymagic24 No?

    • @ericquinones7043
      @ericquinones7043 8 місяців тому +6

      Unless she knew something we didn't. Like, ALR is bullshitting about everything with her sexuality completely. She's not really a lesbian or bi. She's probably never had a real sexual experience with any of her exes, beyond whatever she has shown on youtube; which isn't much more than the average teenager would experience. She's basically willing to take anybody. Any human that is capable of doing her bidding. But that's just my opinion.

    • @tsunaida
      @tsunaida 8 місяців тому +11

      @@Disneymagic24there are plenty of churches that openly affirm gay marriage. I’m an atheist now, but I grew up in the Unitarian Universalist church which has always been explicitly affirming to LGBTQ+ folks. If you see a church flying a rainbow flag, 9 times out of 10 its a UU church.

  • @TheKrabbyPattiez
    @TheKrabbyPattiez 8 місяців тому +16

    She’s supporting her mom the way she supported ex gfs, just tagging along because they’ll take her to the store or out to eat

  • @metalhead6699
    @metalhead6699 8 місяців тому +21

    Lol the only reason she’s comfortable telling this story is because she’s making herself out to be so desirable, like she has choices and Wifey just loved her so much she couldn’t stand the heartbreak 😂

  • @oliviaparks3133
    @oliviaparks3133 8 місяців тому +28

    judy’s face looks so extra fluffy today 😭😭😭 i want to give her a hug sm she looks sleepy

    • @ZacharyMichael
      @ZacharyMichael  8 місяців тому +12

      it's extra fluffy cause she's in need of a grooming! she's going tomorrow though :)

    • @persocomrade
      @persocomrade 8 місяців тому +2

      noo let her stay fluffy! 😭

  • @AmandaPeach412
    @AmandaPeach412 8 місяців тому +7

    She’s just going to church to get a ride to lunch and to go shopping after. That’s the only reason.

  • @Peach-ish
    @Peach-ish 8 місяців тому +6

    Amberlynn stopping drinking because it got in the way of a meal is the best theory.

  • @YOUNGTHUGGAMANELAFLARE
    @YOUNGTHUGGAMANELAFLARE 8 місяців тому +2

    I read a comment saying that going to church and then immediately gambling was wild and idk why but it cracked me up cause fr????

  • @elliemadden3641
    @elliemadden3641 8 місяців тому +22

    would do anything to hear wifey’s side of the story 😭

    • @ZacharyMichael
      @ZacharyMichael  8 місяців тому +10

      Potentially same

    • @grumpy_gremlin
      @grumpy_gremlin 8 місяців тому

      ​@@ZacharyMichaelI'm in the UK so I'm always almost a day behind, but I have some theories as a polyam person about why wifey wouldn't want a polyam relationship with ALR!

  • @Mindyournachos
    @Mindyournachos 8 місяців тому +13

    Wifey said thanks, but no thanks 😂

  • @ashlibonner1860
    @ashlibonner1860 8 місяців тому +34

    Perfect timing, grabbing a glass of wine. Don’t worry I have my dog so it’s not really drinking alone

    • @nikkireigns
      @nikkireigns 8 місяців тому +8

      We’re all here with you gorl 🍷

    • @AChickandaDuck
      @AChickandaDuck 8 місяців тому +2

      Cheers! 🥂

    • @That_Stupid_Circle
      @That_Stupid_Circle 8 місяців тому +5

      I support ZM being a sober king, but I also support this message. 😅Whatever works best for you and your family bestie. 🥂🐶

  • @CuteKittyMeep
    @CuteKittyMeep 8 місяців тому +16

    i love judy’s lil’ grumpy grandma face

  • @DanceObsessed8
    @DanceObsessed8 8 місяців тому +19

    Lusting in church and filming in a casino?? She’s really living on the wild side 🎰

  • @jexxica_28
    @jexxica_28 8 місяців тому +11

    I need wifey to come on UA-cam and expose this gorl.

  • @Rikku147
    @Rikku147 8 місяців тому +15

    This girly is really so desperate for love she self sabotaged. I hope wifey ran when she realized Amber is primarily in love with love

    • @cocoachuu
      @cocoachuu 8 місяців тому +1

      * with herself

  • @tlsgurl
    @tlsgurl 8 місяців тому +32

    As an instacart shopper my heart sinks whenever a customer orders deli meat or fancy raw meat from the counter 😂

    • @rubyaltamirano2653
      @rubyaltamirano2653 8 місяців тому +5

      I feel the same! 😂 I’m a Shipt shopper.

    • @karilnowak7962
      @karilnowak7962 8 місяців тому +9

      Why? Is it so hard to stand on line at the counter?

    • @FreshFlamingo
      @FreshFlamingo 8 місяців тому

      @@karilnowak7962it’s not “hard,” it takes longer. Sometimes a lot longer. And time is money to shopping/delivery drivers.

    • @ahoneyman
      @ahoneyman 8 місяців тому

      @@karilnowak7962 It's gonna be 10 minutes guaranteed. I can knock out a Walgreens order and be back on the road instead of waiting in line.

    • @zoilalulu3798
      @zoilalulu3798 8 місяців тому +2

      @@karilnowak7962 Yes, it takes time, sometimes a lot of time depending on how busy or short-staffed they are. You've obviously never worked in food service with that attitude.

  • @jessica153
    @jessica153 8 місяців тому +4

    I used to attend and volunteer at Lifechurch in OKC before I deconstructed. I can confirm they are NOT lgbt affirming.

    • @jessica153
      @jessica153 8 місяців тому +2

      So forget them

  • @user-wp6pi8yj6n
    @user-wp6pi8yj6n 8 місяців тому +14

    My take is that she only offered to try a poly relationship because she thought it would benefit HER, not wifey. No doubt if she had agreed, ALR would have named the elusive Instagram girly as her top choice for their third.

  • @TrishaMonasco
    @TrishaMonasco 8 місяців тому +13

    You are absolutely right about the deli meat. I've been buying my lunchmeat and cheese from the deli for Years. This past weekend I had to have my husband do the grocery shopping due to a pulled muscle in my back. (Delegating this particular task to anyone else is very difficult for me. I like to choose my own meat. I've got to hold it and inspect it before making a decision. Lol) This man came home with that same damn oscar mayer lunchmeat (he got ham, though) and Sargento sliced cheddar cheese (which I can't lie, is actually pretty good) and he had the nerve to tell me he could not find the lunchmeat and cheese that I always get... I asked him, "Did you go to the counter and ask?" His response, "What counter?" 🤦‍♀️
    Y'all, I actually wrote on the list...
    1lb shaved ham -smoked or black forest (No honey flavored!!) and 1/2lb of medium or sharp cheddar, thinly sliced and 1/2lb of pepper jack, regularly sliced
    He brought home the Oscar Mayer HONEY HAM (which is Exactly what I did Not ask for!) and 1 package of Sargento thinly sliced extra sharp cheddar and 1 package of Sargento sliced Colby-Jack cheese. Not even a slice of pepper-jack... He even managed to break 3 eggs and smash the bread. 🤷‍♀️ Never again will I allow him to do our grocery shopping. 🙄

    • @nmnih1820
      @nmnih1820 8 місяців тому

      😂

    • @Greazygrace
      @Greazygrace 8 місяців тому +25

      Weaponized incompetence, bestie ☕️ that’s a fully grown man who can’t manage a shopping trip?? Mmm

    • @caty0000
      @caty0000 8 місяців тому

      Since Walmarts started curbside pickup, I’ve been inside a store once ! The only problems I’ve had were because I didn’t check my order closely enough 😅

    • @karilnowak7962
      @karilnowak7962 8 місяців тому +2

      My only bad experience was when I ordered just one thing from the deli on line, Boar's Head Deluxe Ham. The person shopping claimed they didn't have any and selected another ham that I hated.(I think it was called Oval Ham, was smaller and clearly heavily processed and had globs of fat in it.) I tried to give it to my "pet" vultures who stop by me every day for old meat and normally love ham, but they refused to eat it.

    • @Jessicaj1015
      @Jessicaj1015 8 місяців тому

      You sound like a lovely wife 😂

  • @mombear2749
    @mombear2749 8 місяців тому +28

    I’m trying to fix my sleep schedule but I’ll stay up and watch this for sure for sure 🇮🇪

  • @MrMonochromatic
    @MrMonochromatic 8 місяців тому +12

    Glad Judy has been in more of a chair mood these days.

  • @creatrixZBD
    @creatrixZBD 8 місяців тому +21

    16:17 i would imagine if a church is not openly stating that they are Rainbow Folk-friendly, then they are likely not.

  • @Citykitty23
    @Citykitty23 8 місяців тому +51

    There’s just something about amber standing there giving us a tutorial on how to eat a cheese stick and deli meat that just sends me, especially since we know that she has to be eating around 5,000 calories/day to maintain her weight. 😂😂😂

  • @kimcloud5983
    @kimcloud5983 8 місяців тому +12

    I'm not ashamed to admit that I wish Ex would make a tell all video or 3 😅😅

  • @silvi1005
    @silvi1005 8 місяців тому +2

    going to the casino right after going to church, y'all... i don't know 😂

  • @TheDutchessOfCornville
    @TheDutchessOfCornville 8 місяців тому +4

    With her mom being an addict in recovery, it’s actually tough seeing ALL spending time with her at casinos. Al’s gonna start hitting up those free drinks and then blowing her WLS money AGAIN

  • @xglosis
    @xglosis 8 місяців тому +7

    Can we please talk about her air frying thin cut pork chops at 400 for 15 mins?? Them thangs have got to be dry as hell

    • @kimcloud5983
      @kimcloud5983 8 місяців тому +2

      Yeah and then letting them sit in it for another 20ish minutes getting drah-as-hell

    • @xglosis
      @xglosis 8 місяців тому +1

      @@kimcloud5983 pork pucks honestly

  • @vicki_v1006
    @vicki_v1006 8 місяців тому +4

    I don’t even believe there was another girl. I think it was made up to get wifey jealous to want her back and it backfired. So then she’s just keeping up with the lie. Wifey always planned on dropping her but it looked like a good excuse to be like “you hurt me too much so I can’t speak to you anymore”. Like someone else said, exes try to be gentle and slowly fade out so she’ll let them live in peace

  • @LolaleeNichcowy
    @LolaleeNichcowy 8 місяців тому +24

    It doesnt matter if she posts all week.. Zach please dont put your health at risk for us.

  • @amandaorellana220
    @amandaorellana220 8 місяців тому +8

    I don’t want ALR to tell me “we’re not alone” in having BPD. It pisses me off because she’s not going to do crap about it to address the unhelpful behaviors so her repeating what she’s been told in the DMs to us as an audience is offensive at best. I don’t want to be associated with her at all so I’d really rather be alone than have her identify with my diagnosis and giving everyone a horrid name - she has consistently proven she will never try to get better so just stop talking about it girl

    • @kiwi_crush_
      @kiwi_crush_ 5 місяців тому

      Every diagnosis she gets, she suddenly needs to become the "face" of said disorder/health issue. She starts her preaching because she clinging onto the dream of becoming "an inspiration for someone." Classic narcissistic behavior imo

  • @Rachelief
    @Rachelief 8 місяців тому +51

    Excuse ME?!?! You said “it’s me Zach, and this is Judy” and she was looking PERFECTLY into the camera like a little doll 😍😍 How did you manage that??
    Tbh I’m just here because I’m having a tough first quarter of school and my baby is sick with a fever and my mental health is kicking my butt AND Zachary Michael videos are the best way to lift my spirits. Thanks bestie ❤

    • @nikkireigns
      @nikkireigns 8 місяців тому +9

      A mama going to school? You are killing it gorl!!! Hang in there bestie ❤️

    • @Wiltingboy
      @Wiltingboy 8 місяців тому +4

      I hope both you and your baby feel better soon ❤️

    • @AChickandaDuck
      @AChickandaDuck 8 місяців тому

      She’s ready for her closeup, Mr DeMille!

    • @HICjenna
      @HICjenna 8 місяців тому

      see😊 we was we we

    • @Nelly077
      @Nelly077 8 місяців тому +1

      Hang in there momma ❤❤

  • @blacksheepsleep2951
    @blacksheepsleep2951 8 місяців тому +4

    The whole falling I love with two people story just feels like she wanted to make wifey jealous and never want to lose her. Instead, it backfired lol.

  • @brandi598
    @brandi598 8 місяців тому +8

    suggesting poly is crazy.. also I'm like does amberlynn even get what being poly is...? usually in poly relationships, everyone has a dynamic with one another and its a shared agreement with all parties. wifey didnt even know the instagram dm girl, it would be more like an open relationship than actually poly LMAO.

  • @mikewhocheeseharry11
    @mikewhocheeseharry11 8 місяців тому +4

    The way she has to waddle through the door with her washing 😅

  • @Tokiocutie
    @Tokiocutie 8 місяців тому +16

    I love that your long hair just enhances your sass. 10 out of 10.

  • @julianlaresch6266
    @julianlaresch6266 8 місяців тому +5

    Its the way she uses garlic salt instead of garlic powder and salt.... which gives you more control over how much sodiums you add to your food !!

  • @flogusgladly5370
    @flogusgladly5370 8 місяців тому +5

    it's not a lie if Alr believes it - and she does - wifey was letting her down easy by saying maybe they could get together some time in the future - Alr took it as gospel - and who knows? maybe wifey herself posited the notion that Alr wounded her by "falling in love" with someone else (which in itself was a ruse to get wifey back) - this is one thick plot!

  • @kimc2196
    @kimc2196 8 місяців тому +6

    I love how you give Amberlynn suggestions😂 I’m always looking & waiting for her to implement them into our life.

  • @Alyssa_James
    @Alyssa_James 8 місяців тому +2

    "I'd rather be called thin pork chop than big fella" SENT ME

  • @ambernicole.
    @ambernicole. 8 місяців тому +5

    She just had a fridge full of red Gatorade. Now there’s 1. She said it wasn’t her fave so she either lied and drank all of them or wasted them and threw them away in a span of 1-2 videos.

  • @Citykitty23
    @Citykitty23 8 місяців тому +20

    My opinion is that amber and jade were always in some kind of poly situation type dill. Amber’s jealousy hit the roof on the 4th and amber said she couldn’t do it anymore thinking that jade would change for her. Then once she realIed that she couldn’t trick a new caretaker into jumping into a relationship she went crawling back to jade looking to get back into the relationship and jade was just done. Amber already confirmed that they agreed on to something to satisfy jade’s poly lifestyle when they first got together. She also admitted that she wanted jade back after they broke up and jade wanted nothing to do with it.

  • @beeeee363
    @beeeee363 8 місяців тому +1

    I got yelled at by security for taking a picture of my drink at a casino 😭

  • @Nana-km4gw
    @Nana-km4gw 8 місяців тому +6

    23:32 Zach what do you know about letting your meat rest for 20 minutes 👺

  • @Reppyy
    @Reppyy 8 місяців тому +16

    Amberlynn turning a poly person in a mongamous sounds like those guys that go to lesbians and say they can turn them straight with their minibrand wand... i just love this

  • @Daero1
    @Daero1 8 місяців тому +2

    Oh I was waiting for you to react to this. I haven’t even watched it yet but when I saw your face in the thumbnail I KNEW it was going to be goid

  • @katekate1
    @katekate1 8 місяців тому +2

    I can’t get over her doxxing her mothers church 😂

  • @TXPRiNCEZZ09
    @TXPRiNCEZZ09 8 місяців тому +5

    The sleeping in her makeup is just sheer laziness, not to mention gross.

  • @bre.annajones
    @bre.annajones 8 місяців тому +4

    ZM you are in fact my favourite reaction channel that doesn’t drive

  • @thisuserdoesnotcare
    @thisuserdoesnotcare 8 місяців тому +4

    I use to work at a casino and filming at a table like poker, blackjack etc wasn’t allowed for cheating purposes, privacy of guests and other reasons. As a worker I wasn’t allowed to have my phone with me at all and they made sure of it. Cameras are everywhere so trust me… the eye in the sky knew if I had my phone or not. Crazy.

  • @nikkireigns
    @nikkireigns 8 місяців тому +10

    I vaguely recall in childhood having deli meat spread with cream cheese with a pickle wrapped in the middle. I think it’s a Scandinavian thing?

    • @nin-tendo
      @nin-tendo 8 місяців тому +7

      Pickle roll ups! Such a staple of the Midwest.

    • @jborrego2406
      @jborrego2406 8 місяців тому +2

      Amber coworker made it for her when she worked with density.

    • @AChickandaDuck
      @AChickandaDuck 8 місяців тому +2

      Delish, and low carb!

    • @sionan7937
      @sionan7937 8 місяців тому +1

      One of my favorite snacks!

    • @theshadowfax239
      @theshadowfax239 8 місяців тому

      Try replacing the cream cheese with hummus. * Chef's kiss * 💋

  • @tashastrecker2701
    @tashastrecker2701 8 місяців тому +4

    Bestie! Thank you for mentioning the vacuum/hand vac, our gorl could eliminate so much unnecessary waste if she just vacuumed the hair off the sofa 😭

  • @Caz_MG
    @Caz_MG 8 місяців тому +2

    Bestie the way I audibly gasped when I saw the title. About to grab a blanket and some popcorn and treat this like a feature film lmao

  • @mr.mayonnaise5488
    @mr.mayonnaise5488 8 місяців тому +7

    I will forever miss destiny and eric/Ricky/Beck Era 😭

  • @oliviab4799
    @oliviab4799 8 місяців тому +3

    I used to work at a deli counter in a grocery store. They don't mind answering questions and letting you try stuff. Get your ham sliced thin or chipped. You can always ask to see it before they slice it too if you're worried about it having a lot of fat or something.

  • @ogeleazar
    @ogeleazar 8 місяців тому +12

    Zach is the bestie we all need in our lives.

  • @-DojaBrat.
    @-DojaBrat. 8 місяців тому +6

    When I read the title, I immediately thought, "...But who wants a poly relationship with Amber?" BOGO caretakers.

  • @nevermindxdp
    @nevermindxdp 8 місяців тому +5

    I know it’s been said times and times again, but imagine being in a relationship for 2 years, living together for around the same time and everything, and the moment you break up your partner ‘falls in love’ with someone they met over instagram and they choose THEM over you. Jokes write themselves as it’s the same thing that happened to Wifey when Amber moved her in lol

  • @niraisatsana
    @niraisatsana 8 місяців тому

    you’re just on time!!! gonna watch this as i take a train to work

  • @emilyheaberlin5128
    @emilyheaberlin5128 8 місяців тому +6

    " Im RiCh BiTcH!" Is giving Amberlynn Slaton

  • @bunny_wears_juicy
    @bunny_wears_juicy 8 місяців тому +2

    Wifey is going to end up pulling a Becky if Amber keeps using the past for content.

  • @RockyRose725
    @RockyRose725 8 місяців тому +3

    There was ONE other party. Jade was seeing Mr. 4th-of-July for love, and she was staying with Amber for free. After Amber’s summer ultimatum that failed, she lowered herself to allow Jade to continue her romance with him…as long as she kept Amber company and drove her around. Jade said no, kept the car, and drove off into the sunset.

  • @bumblebatz
    @bumblebatz 8 місяців тому +4

    Of course she'd want a poly relationship. Teo people taking care of her instead of one?? Hell yeah.

    • @aurora6310
      @aurora6310 8 місяців тому

      💀💀💀💀 2 Care givers

    • @bumblebatz
      @bumblebatz 8 місяців тому

      *two

    • @bumblebatz
      @bumblebatz 8 місяців тому

      @@aurora6310 exactly 💯 😂

  • @Speck23
    @Speck23 8 місяців тому

    The giggle I had seeing your face in the tumbnail while reading the title of the vid 😹😹

  • @ohyouknow235
    @ohyouknow235 8 місяців тому +3

    I'm sorry but just imagine wifey creating a channel to talk about ALR.....but it's just her hand doing talking puppet motions .....😭😂💀

  • @StevoLehmann
    @StevoLehmann 8 місяців тому +3

    Literally can’t function without these videos 😂 love your work bestie!

  • @eastenderlou3373
    @eastenderlou3373 8 місяців тому +3

    Not the SINGLE TASTE BUD callback

    • @ZacharyMichael
      @ZacharyMichael  8 місяців тому +2

      Sometimes random old Amberlynn reference come back to me haha