Testing the Worst Weapons from Wish.com

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  • @hard2hurt
    @hard2hurt  3 роки тому +277

    Question for Viewers: Which one of these do you think is the worst? Which was the best?

    • @bumblorsanchez8982
      @bumblorsanchez8982 3 роки тому +83

      Extremely anti wolf power

    • @jayportland
      @jayportland 3 роки тому +28

      Okay so I thought the retractable saber was the coolest. If the sling shot was better quality then it may have been my favorite. Throwing knives, not so much. They were the worst in my opinion. But maybe that’s because I’m no good with them.
      The most practice in my opinion was the knights hoodie. You can use that everyday and be known as that weird guy. The wide tooth comb concealed knife was dope.

    • @SemperFi_EDC_Guy
      @SemperFi_EDC_Guy 3 роки тому +5

      The chain thing. Worst
      The sling shot/brass knucks was probably the best.
      They all really sucked tho. 😄

    • @willowelizabethryder4141
      @willowelizabethryder4141 3 роки тому +8

      I like the shield most, even if it is a little boring. The worst was that weird kusarigama or whatever that was that you slashed your eye with. It's so unpredictable lol.

    • @humorlessclown
      @humorlessclown 3 роки тому +5

      The moment at 2:25 was the best. I had never laughed at a Hard2hurt moment harder 😂

  • @srchoy
    @srchoy 3 роки тому +722

    I kept thinking that if Mike got that Wish box as a kid, his reaction would be identical to now, including the injury.

    • @hard2hurt
      @hard2hurt  3 роки тому +195

      I was actually probably more careful as a kid.

    • @simonyu8838
      @simonyu8838 3 роки тому +34

      @@hard2hurt probably only because you didn't have a UA-cam channel back then

    • @catdaddy9626
      @catdaddy9626 2 роки тому +2

      😆

    • @sigataros
      @sigataros Рік тому +2

      he's lucky he still has his eye

  • @bombastikderteutone6858
    @bombastikderteutone6858 3 роки тому +501

    "stop pointing it in every different direction"
    he had a pretty accuarate gut feeling

    • @hard2hurt
      @hard2hurt  3 роки тому +108

      It's weird that we have developed a level of intuition and expertise in this very specific set of circumstances.

    • @jimcarroll9738
      @jimcarroll9738 3 роки тому +14

      IT'S A TRAP!

    • @devincrave7067
      @devincrave7067 2 роки тому +1

      @@jimcarroll9738 OK OK Okbar calm down 😂

  • @SenseiSeth
    @SenseiSeth 3 роки тому +670

    That steel mace thing is perfect for Mike… they match!

    • @nergal2931
      @nergal2931 3 роки тому +147

      Skinny body, bald head and loose screws.

    • @jimcarroll9738
      @jimcarroll9738 3 роки тому +13

      Mike could have busted out some Gorilla Glue to fasten those sharp pointy bits to the head of it.

    • @moreparrotsmoredereks2275
      @moreparrotsmoredereks2275 3 роки тому +27

      @@nergal2931 Well, that's my favorite comment of the year

    • @kennethlord8453
      @kennethlord8453 3 роки тому +10

      Steel mace vs chubbernaut

    • @像水一样
      @像水一样 3 роки тому +1

      @@kennethlord8453 chubbernaut 😂

  • @mitochondria8996
    @mitochondria8996 3 роки тому +475

    The fact that he actually managed to get a fatality with the chain whip is hilarious to me😂

    • @hard2hurt
      @hard2hurt  3 роки тому +139

      Yeah let's not be distracted from the fact that if that was a real dude and not a mannequin... he'd have been done.

    • @onyxraze
      @onyxraze 3 роки тому +63

      Double fatality lmao

    • @Chris-op8tt
      @Chris-op8tt 2 роки тому +65

      @@hard2hurt Homie you almost lost an eye to a wish weapon.

    • @user-ns4zm8qe9p
      @user-ns4zm8qe9p 2 роки тому +6

      @@Chris-op8tt bro we all would too

    • @CancerArpegius
      @CancerArpegius 2 роки тому +6

      @@user-ns4zm8qe9p Actually the wish version of that is the lightweight wushu version. My actual 9 sec is 500g on each section, totaling out at around 4.5kg. That thing doesn't bounce back when you strike.

  • @NerdCraftJD
    @NerdCraftJD 3 роки тому +784

    Absolutely love the joergsprave impression. Pretty spot on with the laugh too

    • @allenjenkins06
      @allenjenkins06 3 роки тому +6

      Oh, okay. I was hearing Dikembe Mutumbo crossed with Strong Bad.

    • @ezraclark724
      @ezraclark724 3 роки тому +11

      I literally thought that was joerg vid starting 😂

    • @williamb.5453
      @williamb.5453 3 роки тому +1

      Facts

    • @Tywno
      @Tywno 3 роки тому +14

      The Joerg impression was the funniest part of the video. That and the part where he almost took his eye out.

    • @Junior-eq7gb
      @Junior-eq7gb 3 роки тому +4

      I came here for the joergsprave impression

  • @dropkickcorpse
    @dropkickcorpse 3 роки тому +218

    7:36 Ah, the familiar "Don't tell mom" moment. 10/10

    • @hard2hurt
      @hard2hurt  3 роки тому +56

      That was my son with the "Soooo..."

    • @rdoli454
      @rdoli454 3 роки тому +6

      Cue "A Christmas Story" chant...

  • @SenseiSeth
    @SenseiSeth 3 роки тому +529

    8:00 No Mike, apparently safety second..

    • @hard2hurt
      @hard2hurt  3 роки тому +107

      It was like fourth or fifth down on the list honestly. Though it was ABOVE staying organized.

    • @xcaptainmorgan9
      @xcaptainmorgan9 3 роки тому +14

      And that kids is how I met your mother

    • @999jay999
      @999jay999 3 роки тому +19

      Lucky a eye wasn't lost there...

    • @Tangeffect
      @Tangeffect 3 роки тому +2

      Loll

    • @Tangeffect
      @Tangeffect 3 роки тому +6

      EYE-sy Mike

  • @user-ph2jf4ji1j
    @user-ph2jf4ji1j 3 роки тому +57

    That accident was millimeters from being a life changing disaster...this is really one of those "don't try this at home" situations.

  • @SenseiSeth
    @SenseiSeth 3 роки тому +400

    Man you guys have no idea how long I’ve been waiting for this video

    • @SenseiSeth
      @SenseiSeth 3 роки тому +62

      A year.. actually, he said it

    • @hard2hurt
      @hard2hurt  3 роки тому +62

      I wanted a ballistic dummy but this video was already WAY over budget and I was trying to mooch one. Then I forgot about it.

    • @SemperFi_EDC_Guy
      @SemperFi_EDC_Guy 3 роки тому +3

      Did u also get the anti wolf thing?

  • @heresjonny666
    @heresjonny666 3 роки тому +181

    The friggin lightsaber baton thing was badass. I could imagine some vigilante running around in a bath robe beating people up with it. XD

    • @b00tt3r_5
      @b00tt3r_5 3 роки тому +2

      IIRC Aiden Pearce had one

    • @franciscopineda5716
      @franciscopineda5716 3 роки тому +4

      I want one lol where do I find it

    • @b00tt3r_5
      @b00tt3r_5 3 роки тому +5

      @@franciscopineda5716 i want to know that too lol, may not be THAT practical, but is hella cool

    • @definitlynotbenlente7671
      @definitlynotbenlente7671 2 роки тому

      @@b00tt3r_5 if you findit send me tge link i want one too

    • @b00tt3r_5
      @b00tt3r_5 2 роки тому +2

      @@definitlynotbenlente7671 you can search for retractable batons and see if you can find a big one, thats my best guess

  • @Hoodie_nii
    @Hoodie_nii 3 роки тому +107

    Mike is so devoted, he tested the whip on himself!
    What a great UA-camr

  • @freelancepear87kakkoka11
    @freelancepear87kakkoka11 3 роки тому +67

    one reason i like this channel so much that in addition to Mike knowing his shit he is also able to have some fun in his videos creating this nice atmosphere.

    • @hard2hurt
      @hard2hurt  3 роки тому +19

      We call it... infotainment!

  • @JerzyLasica
    @JerzyLasica 3 роки тому +97

    you should make a "wall of fails" in your studio which would contain all of the self defense things that you reviewed that are trash. it would be a good conversation piece.

    • @hard2hurt
      @hard2hurt  3 роки тому +29

      I've been looking into custom weapon walls for my office to put stuff on. Haven't seen anything I'm crazy about.

  • @blackdog7275
    @blackdog7275 3 роки тому +36

    The maniacal laugh when he pulled out the extension wand was perfect!

    • @kaizen5023
      @kaizen5023 3 роки тому +3

      I had one of those for about 2 weeks till it was stolen out of my car lol - It was pretty legit although all steel so wayy too heavy in the handle = balance sucked.

  • @Jedi_Jed
    @Jedi_Jed 3 роки тому +44

    LOL! I couldn't believe how long it took you to get hurt. Thought for sure it would be a ricochet throwing knife but when the chain whip came out I knew shit was going to get real, real fast.

    • @hard2hurt
      @hard2hurt  3 роки тому +17

      There is a musical theme before each injury.

    • @Jedi_Jed
      @Jedi_Jed 3 роки тому +4

      @@hard2hurt Oh wow I just went back and listened. Have you ever considered an injury complication video?

  • @salem0048
    @salem0048 3 роки тому +32

    The needle launcher and throwing knives could be a deterrant against a non-comitted attacker, but if the attacker is commited you're basically giving them a weapon to stick you with, so yeah, worse by far.
    The baton, and monkey fist are probably the best, although the monkey fist needs a better handle

  • @peartree8338
    @peartree8338 3 роки тому +151

    So....Joerg has visited Tod from Tod's workshop, He's collaborated with Shadiversity.
    It WOULD be awfully fantastic if Mike and him did something.
    Just saying.

    • @overlorddante
      @overlorddante 3 роки тому +18

      It would. Man, the self defense tools they could come up with together would be terrifying

    • @cyrilgigee4630
      @cyrilgigee4630 2 роки тому +5

      That's what I was thinking, is this the beginning of the true unification of mainstream martial arts UA-cam/self defense UA-cam and HEMA UA-cam?

  • @MrMagnaniman
    @MrMagnaniman 3 роки тому +17

    I would LOVE to see the slingshot that Joerg makes to Mike's specifications. That's the collaboration I just found out that I needed in my life.

  • @paull3403
    @paull3403 3 роки тому +33

    Dude is RIGHT on with that.. "If you use this for self defense, you deserve to get punched in the face"
    bahahahahah! RIGHT on! :) lol

  • @miked.7722
    @miked.7722 3 роки тому +81

    probably your most entertaining video I have seen. I gives great insight into how your poor wife has to live with "arrested development" . Totally hilarious. Totally Loved it.

    • @hard2hurt
      @hard2hurt  3 роки тому +24

      You must not have seen the pepperball tcp video...

    • @electromancer2645
      @electromancer2645 3 роки тому +5

      @@hard2hurt I haven't either but that'll change once this one is done

  • @jayportland
    @jayportland 3 роки тому +56

    Hahaha! The way the mannequins head fell off made me laugh pretty hard.
    Throwing knife to the jugular was on point too.

    • @hard2hurt
      @hard2hurt  3 роки тому +11

      Yeah I got really excited about that one.

    • @jimcarroll9738
      @jimcarroll9738 3 роки тому +1

      Here waiting for healthcare professionals to weigh in on how bad that would have been IRL.

    • @echofoxtrotwhiskey1595
      @echofoxtrotwhiskey1595 3 роки тому +5

      @@jimcarroll9738 If left untreated, pretty sure that would unalive most people.

  • @squidhunter_bob8608
    @squidhunter_bob8608 3 роки тому +20

    That slingshot channel impression at the end was next level

  • @willowelizabethryder4141
    @willowelizabethryder4141 3 роки тому +50

    Today I learned that Mike has an incredible maniacal laugh and I am very entertained and impressed lol

    • @hard2hurt
      @hard2hurt  3 роки тому +19

      I don't do these videos just for the viewer...

  • @franktower9006
    @franktower9006 3 роки тому +44

    You should link Jörg in description somewhere- he would probably laugh his ass off.

    • @biohazard724
      @biohazard724 3 роки тому +10

      He'd design and make better sling-knuckles and send them to Mike

    • @franktower9006
      @franktower9006 3 роки тому +2

      @@biohazard724 Probably not. Brass knuckles/ knuckledusters are illegal in Germany.

    • @woodenchicken8743
      @woodenchicken8743 3 роки тому +3

      @@franktower9006 maybe he can "go over to Poland" and build it there
      Like how Americans say they "go to Mexico" to street race

    • @franktower9006
      @franktower9006 3 роки тому +1

      @@woodenchicken8743 I can't tell what the laws in Poland are. In the Czech Republic they are legal.

    • @davemacnicol8404
      @davemacnicol8404 Рік тому

      @@woodenchicken8743 yes that's what I tell my wife on my Cabo trips.

  • @martinhafner2201
    @martinhafner2201 3 роки тому +38

    To fix the mace, drill a 3/8" hole in the head and clean it out with denatured alcohol or 91% isopropyl alcohol. Clean all the spikes that fell out.
    Push the missing spikes back in, maybe use paper shims to make them stay. Then fill the head with resin (e.g. car body and fiberglassing resin).
    Then it is heavyier and the spikes are locked in and bedded more firmly for harder strikes. A lot of these cheap weapons just need a little tuning to make them reliable.

    • @warriorwarrior4958
      @warriorwarrior4958 3 роки тому +5

      Whoa...

    • @briankelly1434
      @briankelly1434 2 роки тому +1

      That would make the spiked mace truly deadly. Imagine if you got someone right in the skull with a wind up over the head and a snap of your wrist on the follow through.
      It would look like Gallagher , except brains skull pieces and a pool of blood !

  • @Shambley1
    @Shambley1 3 роки тому +9

    Hell yeah, my favorite type of icy Mike video. Him doing hard to hurt things with his friends.

    • @hard2hurt
      @hard2hurt  3 роки тому +3

      It's fun to do bad things.

    • @lunafreed
      @lunafreed 3 роки тому +2

      And getting hurt because of it

  • @Lpj4
    @Lpj4 3 роки тому +56

    I haven’t laughed this hard in a while(except when you about took out your eye). Love it how you shot his nipple with the slingshot and he said that wasn’t bad but Then the pain set in 😂. He doesn’t trust you very much 😂. This would be so much fun. The worst was the Chain thing that got your eye. The best the spike ball of spikes stayed in and the comb knife. They would know something was up if you had it Bc you have no hair 😂. 👍👍Two thumbs up for this Video 👏🏼👊🏼✊🏼

    • @dasc0yne
      @dasc0yne 3 роки тому +2

      If you want to laugh even more check out Mike's series on the Stinger Tactical Whip.

    • @Lpj4
      @Lpj4 3 роки тому +3

      @@dasc0yne oh yeah lol. I’ll definitely be doing that. Thanks I appreciate that 👊🏼✊🏼

    • @SatanasExMachina
      @SatanasExMachina 3 роки тому

      But he does have an epic beard.

  • @hollisshaffer1261
    @hollisshaffer1261 2 роки тому +6

    I like that every grown man's first thought is to hit themselves with something to see how much it hurts.

  • @Miguel-hj2dn
    @Miguel-hj2dn 3 роки тому +9

    After years of laughing with Jake Mace you hit yourself in the eye with a chain whip 🤣

  • @damianodidomenico4756
    @damianodidomenico4756 3 роки тому +8

    "this was the thing I was the most excited about and I'm already disappointed" might be the most spot on description of Wish I've ever heard
    Also, this video is hilarious, I choked on my lunch like three times in the first five minutes ahahahah

  • @Brom8Ganrok5
    @Brom8Ganrok5 2 роки тому +2

    you just have to love the Jörg impression!

  • @jamesmanning8795
    @jamesmanning8795 3 роки тому +4

    I was laughing and nervous all at the same time man. I'm so glad that you didn't put your eye out.

  • @hectorsantana3421
    @hectorsantana3421 Рік тому

    In all the videos I've watched, I've never seen Mike release this much of his inner child. Reminds me of the good ol' days as a teenager. Nothing quite like playing with weapons in the back yard.

  • @leviyouler3362
    @leviyouler3362 2 роки тому +2

    9:31 the funniest line ever “I’m surgical with this bit€h jake” I love you man keep making videos

  • @perrenchan6600
    @perrenchan6600 3 роки тому +5

    Will we be expecting a wish batman coming soon? THE BATGUY 😂
    Also loved the slingshot channel ref at the end. I love that channel

  • @kylewilde3988
    @kylewilde3988 3 роки тому +7

    The way he yelled his wife's name, you know she's inside thinking "what is it this time?". 😂😂

  • @junioraltamontent.7582
    @junioraltamontent.7582 3 роки тому +2

    Genius vid. The tension builds the whole video wondering what stupid ass weapon ends up cutting Mike's eye.

    • @hard2hurt
      @hard2hurt  3 роки тому +1

      That was what I was trying to do

  • @roelhoremans5887
    @roelhoremans5887 3 роки тому +4

    Hahaha, Mike's diabolical laughter after he hit the dummy in the balls. 🤣

  • @WENDIGONEMAD
    @WENDIGONEMAD 3 роки тому +2

    *damages his own eye*
    *puts safety glasses AFTER damaging his eye*
    *removes the safety glasses to use the slingshot*
    MIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIKE

    • @hard2hurt
      @hard2hurt  3 роки тому +2

      I'm so good at this.

  • @PrestonK_Productions
    @PrestonK_Productions 3 роки тому +27

    Question - you ever going to tackle that "Detroit Urban Survival Training" clown whose been trending on TikTok? He's got this police officer roleplay aesthetic going and his advice is some of the worst stuff considering the views he's getting.

    • @hard2hurt
      @hard2hurt  3 роки тому +32

      Ugh... I hadn't planned to but the DMs and comments about it keep rolling sooo...

    • @PrestonK_Productions
      @PrestonK_Productions 3 роки тому +6

      @@hard2hurt Lol I mean just make the content you want to make, but you gotta admit, the topic is trendy and that's generally good for views I think

    • @moreparrotsmoredereks2275
      @moreparrotsmoredereks2275 3 роки тому +7

      @@hard2hurt I subscribed because it's so damn funny. Me and a couple friends from the gym keep joking about "increasing our survivability" and "biomechanics" now.

    • @arbogast4950
      @arbogast4950 3 роки тому

      Winslow? Yeah terrible advice

    • @DoctorZisIN
      @DoctorZisIN 3 роки тому

      @@arbogast4950 Sargeant Cringe? Yeah, the worst.

  • @LemmyAuditYou
    @LemmyAuditYou 3 роки тому +1

    Wish sells "bullet proof vests" that a BB could go through... and I love that Crossbow guy you were imitating, his repeating crossbows are awesome.

  • @medix1203
    @medix1203 3 роки тому +9

    It's like waiting for the Darwin award achievement to pop up lol I love he gets safety glasses and then wears them on his head the rest of the video 😂

  • @aceebz9827
    @aceebz9827 3 роки тому +1

    Loooool the Joerg impression took me of guard. Good stuff

  • @ghifarakbar8492
    @ghifarakbar8492 3 роки тому +3

    That chain thing, it took me several weeks of training using rope and smallest lock padded with several layers of cloth before I got the confidence to use the real things. It's a dangerous weapon fotlr the enemy as well as to the user

  • @cjbarlow61
    @cjbarlow61 3 роки тому +1

    The Jorge Sprave impression made me subscribe. I love the SlingShot channel

  • @jusan_tinos
    @jusan_tinos 3 роки тому +6

    About damn time Wish. Keeping icy mike and us fans waiting in suspense.

    • @hard2hurt
      @hard2hurt  3 роки тому +3

      It only took them 2 months to send most of what I ordered... but it took me a year to make the video... so only like half their fault.

  • @GOxHAM
    @GOxHAM 3 роки тому

    LOOOOL, the knight hoodie was hilarious. So was the gimme your commissary line, mid comb shanking 🤣

  • @edi9892
    @edi9892 3 роки тому +5

    I've been hit by a knife thrown at my back in school. It just bounced off. The depressing part was that i never found out who did it, despite it happening in class with around two dozen people watching.

    • @koala1069
      @koala1069 3 місяці тому

      Good you ok❤

  • @dingdove1
    @dingdove1 2 роки тому

    8:00 "Safety first" after nearly blinding yourself... 9:09 starts testing sling shot with safety glasses perched on forehead! LOL.

  • @jaimemunoz5920
    @jaimemunoz5920 3 роки тому +4

    Let's see more on that monkey fist and whip chain and mace and Baton. I think each of them deserve their own episode with testing and whatnot.

    • @hard2hurt
      @hard2hurt  3 роки тому +2

      I edited out my entire schpiel on monkey fist because it will be its own video one day

  • @Dav624
    @Dav624 9 місяців тому +1

    9:02 you can actually very easily turn that knuckle duster into a deadly weapon just switch the pouch for a paracord and you can shoot razor sharp darts with it wich are btw very simple to make all u gotta do is grab bunch of steel wires from an umbrella and than cut them with pliers to the preferred size and than flatten the tips with hammer cut a triangle shape on them with pliers sharpen them a little with stone sharpener and saw a little hook so the paracord can rest and shoot the darts

  • @jimcarroll9738
    @jimcarroll9738 3 роки тому +8

    I think you were confusing the 9-sectional whip chain with how to use a rope dart. Either way, they make for great movies and less practical self defense.

  • @MehrdadParthian
    @MehrdadParthian 2 роки тому +1

    brass knuckles can work if its sitting on a full handguard, maybe with some cushioning inside of it as well to take away the blowback of hitting someone with it. and to have that on a slingshot, i think is the ultimate self defense weapon.

  • @wutflex
    @wutflex 3 роки тому +3

    That safety 1st When it was clearly 2nd had me rolling 🤣

    • @hard2hurt
      @hard2hurt  3 роки тому +5

      It had me rolling too...

    • @fredi4810
      @fredi4810 3 роки тому +1

      @@hard2hurt lmao

    • @geodude6244
      @geodude6244 3 роки тому

      I told you to be careful you want to practice live blades you got to be on it your lucky you didn't lose your eye

  • @NASkeywest
    @NASkeywest 3 роки тому +1

    Thank you momma for taking care of our boys boo boos! You’re an angel!

  • @KARATEbyJesse
    @KARATEbyJesse 3 роки тому +10

    Wanna test some Kobudo weapons together? 🥋

  • @SatanasExMachina
    @SatanasExMachina 3 роки тому

    7:16 and everyone rags on safety glasses, but THIS is why they're a good idea🤣

  • @KBP18
    @KBP18 3 роки тому +3

    Even if you don’t learn to fight from this channel , It is still genuinely entertaining 😂🙏🏻

  • @colinwilfort4190
    @colinwilfort4190 3 роки тому

    This is one of the best things I've ever seen. Topped off with the awesome Jorge impression.

  • @MP-db9sw
    @MP-db9sw 3 роки тому +4

    Mike: gets busted up by a weak, accidental hit.
    Also Mike: Theres no way this'll hurt anybody 😂
    Im nust gonna assume that was sarcasm 😉

  • @NGMonocrom
    @NGMonocrom Рік тому +1

    It's all Fun & Games.... Until someone _nearly_ losses an eye.

  • @thehighcommunity247
    @thehighcommunity247 3 роки тому +3

    I love Mike's cynical laugh when he does semi-detrimental damage to the mannequin. 😁✌️

  • @Lyrisius
    @Lyrisius 3 роки тому

    I'm writing this half through the video and feeling a bit anxious after seeing the opening scene :D.
    I love you Mike, I don't want you to loose an eye.

  • @allstarwoo4
    @allstarwoo4 3 роки тому +3

    The monkey’s fist works. Supposedly it was a common weapon for sailors in port that’s why some cites made it illegal to carry. With that being said a sling is one of mans earliest weapons.

    • @williambell3893
      @williambell3893 3 роки тому

      if I was a female it would definitely be on my Keychain as a damn good deterrent. I've got one for my daughter,just haven't given it to her yet,but I will

  • @screenteasing
    @screenteasing 3 роки тому

    That manly man-hug at 4:43 is sweet somehow.
    Also the black guy is definitely the better captain america. Watching you two makes me think of my teen years doing dumb stuff in someones backyard.

  • @benjaminpujols1914
    @benjaminpujols1914 3 роки тому +4

    Out of everything there I definitely love the pathan because of the look and for a self-defense or even a fight as far as the throwing knives and the object that would throw the knives for you I love the idea of it that's definitely for sure but the rest of it was no good

  • @foxking1389
    @foxking1389 3 роки тому +1

    That bit with the "lightsaber" is still my favorite. Watched this like five times now and shared. Dude you are the shit.

  • @SwordTune
    @SwordTune 3 роки тому +3

    "Safety first."
    Mike, I don't want to tell you how to do your job, but I think "first" means putting it on before something happens to you.

    • @hard2hurt
      @hard2hurt  3 роки тому +1

      Oh right... that makes sense.

  • @joshbrotarlo8100
    @joshbrotarlo8100 2 роки тому

    I love how mike said the chain whip won’t hurt anyone. Considering that he dropped himself with it and had the whole cut scene in the beginning of the video of himself leakin 🩸.. mike if your reading this Brodie I love your videos and this became one of my favorite.

  • @jimmyvaughan4213
    @jimmyvaughan4213 3 роки тому +3

    I'd like to see a video discussing the use of a karambit as an edc and your thoughts on it.

    • @hard2hurt
      @hard2hurt  3 роки тому +3

      I have some... I haven't spent enough time with them.

    • @barearms7598
      @barearms7598 3 роки тому +1

      Nasty if used correctly. I have a cold steel talon 2 with the S-curve blade with 100% serrations. Extreme cutting.

    • @jimmyvaughan4213
      @jimmyvaughan4213 3 роки тому

      @@barearms7598 nice! Seen that style of knife before and it definitely gets the job done. I have an emerson combat karambit that comes with their wave feature, so it deploys insanely quick. I am just wondering what Icy Mike thinks of them compared to a more traditional knife.

  • @dreavesthemalkavianphsycia8933
    @dreavesthemalkavianphsycia8933 3 роки тому +1

    I love how the one thing Mike's like "you couldn't hurt anybody with that." Is the thing that not only drew blood but had him on the ground. I'm not endorsing it by any means just enjoying the irony.

    • @overlorddante
      @overlorddante 3 роки тому +1

      I think that was a joke. Regardless, not a good idea to rely on a self defense weapon that can so easily hurt the user. If you're a master, that's another story.

    • @dreavesthemalkavianphsycia8933
      @dreavesthemalkavianphsycia8933 3 роки тому

      @@overlorddante exactly why I clarified Im not endorsing it. I also think anything useful for self defense shouldn't have a learning curve. I know thats alot to ask and everyone should train. Just my veiw.

  • @magicbeetle2292
    @magicbeetle2292 3 роки тому +7

    So the chain whip thing could actually work cause how much range it has.

    • @hard2hurt
      @hard2hurt  3 роки тому +7

      It does like no damage.

    • @willowelizabethryder4141
      @willowelizabethryder4141 3 роки тому +4

      but it's only damaging at that exact end range, and is totally unpredictable. I'd rather have a pool noodle with a knife sticking out the end, it'd do the same exact thing and be less likely to hurt me haha

    • @magicbeetle2292
      @magicbeetle2292 3 роки тому +1

      @@hard2hurt you weren't swinging it it hard enough, the nine section whip was actually third weapon on Chinese warriors. You can so some complicated stick with it but it's just like swinging a around a chain

    • @kanucks9
      @kanucks9 3 роки тому

      @@magicbeetle2292 there is a 0% chance that was ever used by any serious soldier.
      C'mon man.

    • @magicbeetle2292
      @magicbeetle2292 3 роки тому

      @@kanucks9" According to the book Soft Weapons: Nine-Section Whip and Rope Dart, "The nine-section whip, regarded as a 'powerful hidden weapon,' was first used on the battlefield during the Jìn Dynasty (265-420)" I ripped that off the Wikipedia page, and I mean it's a heavy steel object traveling at high speeds, and it it wraps something it'll come around a still hit the thing you were trying to hit with it

  • @kevinfernandoguillen7180
    @kevinfernandoguillen7180 2 роки тому +1

    5:26 imagine going for a walk with your family in the forest and you hear this laugh.

  • @BeerCityBandit
    @BeerCityBandit 3 роки тому +3

    Bro, I'm about to buy one of those extendo swords for real. That looks badass. Imagine you see someone getting mugged, you you walk up with what looks like a goddamn sword out of nowhere. Lol

  • @aznskills90214
    @aznskills90214 2 роки тому

    Hello, just found your channel, love your brand of no nonsense and humor. Been searching your channel and haven't found that video about umbrella swordand stuff.
    Also after watching a bunch of your videos the video "Hidden Weapons That Could Save Your Life!" by KarateMart popped up on my recommended. And all I could hear was your voice saying it was all garbage. And they have an umbrella sword!

  • @benjaminpujols1914
    @benjaminpujols1914 3 роки тому +3

    I'm glad you're okay but next time you use that thing and wrap it around the dummies neck before you pull them yell out get over here LOL

  • @ronwilliams3964
    @ronwilliams3964 2 роки тому

    You guys won the morning laugh with coffee for the day. Good shit gents!

  • @noremorse4379
    @noremorse4379 3 роки тому +3

    I'd like to see steel toe cap boots tested for defence

  • @opfor5593
    @opfor5593 3 роки тому +2

    Cold Steel has some neat plastic weapons that are pretty cheap and work pretty well, I feel like it would be a valid addition to the NPE video.

  • @redacted9164
    @redacted9164 3 роки тому +11

    next video: most effective womens self defense DVD's

  • @curryman3628
    @curryman3628 3 роки тому +1

    Love these videos, my favorite ones from this channel

  • @Jamoni1
    @Jamoni1 3 роки тому +5

    That feeling when one youtuber you've trained with starts impersonating another youtuber you've hung out with... youtuber inception.

    • @hard2hurt
      @hard2hurt  3 роки тому +3

      If you trained or hung out with me and didn't talk to me about training or hanging out with Joerg I'm mad at you.

    • @Jamoni1
      @Jamoni1 3 роки тому +1

      @@hard2hurt we met through our mutual desire to be prepared for the zombie apocalypse. :D

    • @williambell3893
      @williambell3893 3 роки тому +1

      it's like a UA-camr inside a UA-camr inside another UA-camr.... but no one can UA-cam that deep

  • @electromancer2645
    @electromancer2645 3 роки тому +2

    I wanna see a Skallagrim and hard2hurt crossover

  • @BanksProject
    @BanksProject 2 роки тому +1

    Dude, that brass knuckle slingshot is dope. Lol!

  • @travesty-studios
    @travesty-studios 3 роки тому +2

    He's hating on Wish, but it's about expectations. If you assume you're only going to get cheap trinkets, you'll get stuff that surprises you.

  • @diosvanyvazquez2462
    @diosvanyvazquez2462 3 роки тому +1

    🤣He thought a murder was gonna happen at 1:40

  • @boxingwithben1510
    @boxingwithben1510 3 роки тому +1

    It's like watching the Joker experimenting with toys in his backyard with an unwilling suspect 🤣🤙 Great stuff 👍😂

  • @Abudzin
    @Abudzin 2 роки тому

    I like how he put the protective glasses right AFTER he almost gauged his eye out.

  • @ouchpotato_ex
    @ouchpotato_ex 3 роки тому +2

    Every time Mike laughs, an angel gets a tactical flashlight

  • @IronSharpensIron127
    @IronSharpensIron127 2 роки тому +1

    He said "there's no way you can hurt a person with this" you just hurt yourself with it😂🤣🤣😂

  • @lyinyt5678
    @lyinyt5678 2 роки тому +1

    When I tell you I BUSTED MY SHIT LAUGHING @4:55

  • @conanmoody2032
    @conanmoody2032 3 роки тому

    Am enjoying you mentoring the troubled youth, as someone out of the federal system myself I have seen a lot of people come out without true purpose, the kid is rough around the edges but seems deep down a decent guy that just needs a chance to find himself

  • @theslimcreeper3779
    @theslimcreeper3779 2 роки тому

    I love how he Analyses the slingshot. Like "yeah, the ONE drawback of it, that you can use it close quarter." and instead of thinking of amore practical weapon the people behind that thing just thought: "yeah no, let's just slap a brace knuckle onto it. It's perf!"
    Awesome:D

  • @MannyMuskets
    @MannyMuskets 3 роки тому +2

    Me: Is that some sort of tactical hoodie?
    Mike: Nah I just thought it looked cool in the ad

    • @hard2hurt
      @hard2hurt  3 роки тому +1

      Accurate summary of the events.

  • @egisshield
    @egisshield 2 роки тому

    Pure joy. Mike is living his best life.

  • @maddinkn
    @maddinkn 3 роки тому +2

    First things first.
    I hope you are doing fine and don't have any "post damage" ... sry I don't know how to say it. I just hope you are good now!
    Now with that out of the way.
    Seriuosly dude? That's what you get for not wearing safety glasses!
    Your Jörg Sprave impression was really good! =)

  • @AshenKing97
    @AshenKing97 3 роки тому +1

    Lol of course! The safety glasses come out *after* you get hurt. I'm the same way

  • @fredwebster6492
    @fredwebster6492 2 роки тому

    Mikes laugh when using the extending sword the first time was the best! Very evil villain.

  • @nikazhimo8318
    @nikazhimo8318 3 роки тому +1

    I just love how much fun he's having