Thanks Everyone! I'm planning a live stream to try and put a dent in the user requested animals. Looks like I'm gonna need to start going off of Top Comments before long lol there's lots of ya now
To be fair, if someone got shot in the abdomen with 1000 shotguns and started convulsing on the ground before standing back up, I'd be pretty terrified too. You're right.
That's practically Salem. Although I'm not sure which is worse, her full immortality that resurrects her from being turned into dust and atoms, or the Cyberiad Cybermen's ability to adapt to attacks in real-time. Someone like Salem _could_ be dealt with via regular bombardment, but you'd have to keep up a constant supply chain for the rest of eternity, and a slightly delayed response to one of her resurrections could potentially result in her escape. Then there's the Cyberiad. Whilst you _can_ kill some of them, the Cybermen will quickly immunise themselves and can even do so against weapons _specifically designed to disintegrate them,_ although that does take a bit of time. I guess it just comes down to fighting something that doesn't _stay_ dead, and fighting something that just doesn't _die._
I don't know if this is legal but I have about 4 (maybe 5-6 I lost count) Thermonuclear bombs that I use to defend MY home. The only bad part is that it wipes out pretty much all of Austria (My home country) as well as ripping apart my entire home including the people inside of it and even outside of it. But it honestly works well! I'd highly recommend! I'm getting more 👍
13:29 "Our home will never be safe!" With all due respect sir, if a home defense system causes the burgular to start having a seizure from the sheer blast radius, which probably blew out his eardrums straight back to Nebraska and who knows what else from the decibels alone, I think its safe to say your home is safe (at least from theives, idk maybe not from the cia)
Thanks for the tips! I've been having trouble keeping these little cookie demons away from my house, even though my doctor says I need to stop eating cookies. I'm sure a small black hole will solve that issue!
Yeah was feeling inspired after my security spooked me. I do plan on doing other content in general like other games and experiments. Trying to further the human race afterall
Him preparing the Nuclear shell launcher got me cracking up so much ALSO THE SHOTGUNS AS SOON AS HE SAID "what about...100 SHOTGUNS" was completely unexpeceted you got my respect and subscribtion man
Hey man, glad to see you're growing well. I discovered you like three days and I couldn't get enough. your content is fun, and you dont scream like the other youtubers, ( which i enjoy because the others are giving me headaches). I really enjoy the poeple playground content, especially the animals experiments, and i believe with this rapid growth you'l be viral very soon (if you're not already). Farewell, TwoSoda. Hope to see you prosper.
*the blackhole mine activates and sucks the whole house in* TwoSoda: "a little potent" No shit, Sherlock, you destroyed half of the neighbourhood because of one burglar😂
My personal favorite one of the mutation things is the jellyfish one I like strapping bombs to people that it grabs so when it trys to eat them it just explodes also if you want doors that actually open and close I think theres a Minecraft mod that has doors you can activate
i mean... if you dont have atleast 8 guns ready to defend your home at all times, what are you really doing? if you cant legally own guns in your area, im sorry to say but that isnt really your home.
Hoping he does something like a human steam locomotive❤😂 much love, just found your channel and happy to be an early subscriber, cant wait to see you hit markiplier numbers!!!!😊😊🎉
6:24 Besides, you can't right click an object in real life and make it invincible, this is realistic simulation of home defense! Hm, I should clarify, *most* people can't right click an object and make it invincible, so it was kind of you to demonstrate other ways for the general populace!
Maybe EMP to deactivate electronic jon Then 2 more for good measure, then 500 shotgun, then dynamite, then a container drops on him, but the container is hollow and filled with rocket engines pointed towards him
8:08 I don't like it when Soda brings out mysterious inventions in complete silence. Thank goodness he just does this in game. Right, guys...? 12:10 Gives off "Five. Hundred. Cigarettes." energy.
8:59 thank you for an experiment for the P.P. (People Playground) Space Agency your services are greatly appreciated Our team loves your work Signed x padmethecat (aedyn allee)
7:06 everything about this scene is absurd, the piston head just leaving the gun entirely and coming back like a boomerang, the fact he used a bowling pin, the sheer impact it has. Perfection.
Thanks Everyone! I'm planning a live stream to try and put a dent in the user requested animals. Looks like I'm gonna need to start going off of Top Comments before long lol there's lots of ya now
make it on youtube not other platforms please
If ur gonna do a live stream do it on UA-cam lots of UA-camrs always do it on diffent platforms
Please record and post it! Been binge watching you all day
shoulda used the chaos brew in the launcher thing
This guy thinks he's a funny man... he's right..
To be fair, if someone got shot in the abdomen with 1000 shotguns and started convulsing on the ground before standing back up, I'd be pretty terrified too. You're right.
That's practically Salem. Although I'm not sure which is worse, her full immortality that resurrects her from being turned into dust and atoms, or the Cyberiad Cybermen's ability to adapt to attacks in real-time.
Someone like Salem _could_ be dealt with via regular bombardment, but you'd have to keep up a constant supply chain for the rest of eternity, and a slightly delayed response to one of her resurrections could potentially result in her escape.
Then there's the Cyberiad. Whilst you _can_ kill some of them, the Cybermen will quickly immunise themselves and can even do so against weapons _specifically designed to disintegrate them,_ although that does take a bit of time.
I guess it just comes down to fighting something that doesn't _stay_ dead, and fighting something that just doesn't _die._
i like how instead of maybe a criminal or robber he just immediately assumed a goblin opened his car
If you think about it, all of those three things are goblins.
I don't know if this is legal but I have about 4 (maybe 5-6 I lost count) Thermonuclear bombs that I use to defend MY home. The only bad part is that it wipes out pretty much all of Austria (My home country) as well as ripping apart my entire home including the people inside of it and even outside of it. But it honestly works well! I'd highly recommend! I'm getting more 👍
Ha!
Thats a bit basic, i have 20 nukes And 3 Gatling guns ripped from the a10 warthog. (Lol)
Can't have a home breakin if you don't have a home. 👍
But do you have a crocodile moat?
13:29 "Our home will never be safe!"
With all due respect sir, if a home defense system causes the burgular to start having a seizure from the sheer blast radius, which probably blew out his eardrums straight back to Nebraska and who knows what else from the decibels alone, I think its safe to say your home is safe (at least from theives, idk maybe not from the cia)
seizures are temporary. immortality is eternal
I was actually crying laughing at this lmfao thank you for the laugh i needed that
Thanks for the tips! I've been having trouble keeping these little cookie demons away from my house, even though my doctor says I need to stop eating cookies. I'm sure a small black hole will solve that issue!
i still dont feel safe because like what if a cybernetic godlike amalgamation of corpses walks to the doors of my home and tries breaking in!
you're absolutly right this video may just need a part two with ideas from the community!
"Stuffing you face with drugs as usual."
"I've gotta ascend as the ultimate organism, Jon."
It feels like just a few days ago you had 500 subs. Oh wait, it was only a few days ago. Keep up the grind my man!
this is a cool change of pace. I think the best home defense is Garfield though.
Yeah was feeling inspired after my security spooked me. I do plan on doing other content in general like other games and experiments. Trying to further the human race afterall
are you gonna do mythological creatures in your next video?
Him preparing the Nuclear shell launcher got me cracking up so much
ALSO THE SHOTGUNS AS SOON AS HE SAID "what about...100 SHOTGUNS" was completely unexpeceted you got my respect and subscribtion man
Magnificent science...
Twosoda: I solve practical problems. The solution: use a gun. If that don’t work, use 1000 gun twice.
Hey man, glad to see you're growing well. I discovered you like three days and I couldn't get enough. your content is fun, and you dont scream like the other youtubers, ( which i enjoy because the others are giving me headaches). I really enjoy the poeple playground content, especially the animals experiments, and i believe with this rapid growth you'l be viral very soon (if you're not already).
Farewell, TwoSoda. Hope to see you prosper.
I didn't think I was going to see Garfield Akira today but life is full of surprises and whimsy
Love this guy honestly
Same bro 👍
*the blackhole mine activates and sucks the whole house in*
TwoSoda: "a little potent"
No shit, Sherlock, you destroyed half of the neighbourhood because of one burglar😂
7:07 - 7:19 bro got hit so hard his atoms rearranged themselves just for him to comprehend his own pain
Truly innovation has no limit in all fields of terrifying science
I think the black hole was a good tactic. Can’t break into your house if there’s no house.
Overpowered home defense? More like overpowering edge! 😂🤩👍
My personal favorite one of the mutation things is the jellyfish one
I like strapping bombs to people that it grabs so when it trys to eat them it just explodes
also if you want doors that actually open and close I think theres a Minecraft mod that has doors you can activate
terrorism against failed experiments
most normal play session in people playground
Vro got Garfield so high that he literally transcended
i’m convinced that you’re the entity from skinamarink.
No, not the fullmetal alchemist flashbacks
UNDERFUCKING RATEEEDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD!!!!! (Hell yeah someone just as deranged as I am) give this guy some more support, that goes out to everyone
Challenge idea: make your own acid without using the acid syringe
No home breaky breaky into da home
Edit:Haven't watched the vid yet but i know its gonna be great
Edit:it was great
i mean... if you dont have atleast 8 guns ready to defend your home at all times, what are you really doing? if you cant legally own guns in your area, im sorry to say but that isnt really your home.
Keep the good content, can you try nuclear playground mod?
Was that do?
5:36 Yeah I think that worked. Now where do I get one myself?
13:20 they hit his ass with tusk act 4 I think it actually did successfully protect you
You should publish your inventions in the workshop, they are incredible.
This isn't how to defend against a home invader, this is how to defend against Homelander 💀
Homelander when he meets a nuke: (human malice truly has no end)
13:20 Man hit him with the infinite-energy gravity Golden Spin
0:43 You really fooled me 💀 made me think it was mine.
Hoping he does something like a human steam locomotive❤😂 much love, just found your channel and happy to be an early subscriber, cant wait to see you hit markiplier numbers!!!!😊😊🎉
13:14 WHY DID IT MAKE THE ULTRAKILL PARRY NOISE
"What was that?"
"Death."
"What kind?"
"Instant."
make a living shotgun
(or you cant do that)
livestream would be pretty good idea
Day 1 of asking you to make a stickbug
FULLMETAL ALCHEMIST MENTIONED 🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉
Use gun
And if it doesn't work
Use more guns
And I thought my napalm bell was too much
6:24
Besides, you can't right click an object in real life and make it invincible, this is realistic simulation of home defense!
Hm, I should clarify, *most* people can't right click an object and make it invincible, so it was kind of you to demonstrate other ways for the general populace!
Wow you gained
1K in like a week whatever your doing keep it up
Maybe EMP to deactivate electronic jon
Then 2 more for good measure, then 500 shotgun, then dynamite, then a container drops on him, but the container is hollow and filled with rocket engines pointed towards him
And Then 2 THERMONUCLEAR FUCKING BOMBS
the last one was a true testament to Americans
12:13 I think you got him
Fifth counting replys
I own a musket for home defense since that's what the founding fathers intended
four ruffians breaks into my house
young graystillplays
8:08
I don't like it when Soda brings out mysterious inventions in complete silence. Thank goodness he just does this in game. Right, guys...?
12:10
Gives off "Five. Hundred. Cigarettes." energy.
6:50 bro created a railgun
If you design something to be John proof, TwoSoda will just design a better John
8:59 thank you for an experiment for the P.P. (People Playground) Space Agency your services are greatly appreciated
Our team loves your work
Signed x padmethecat (aedyn allee)
7:06 everything about this scene is absurd, the piston head just leaving the gun entirely and coming back like a boomerang, the fact he used a bowling pin, the sheer impact it has. Perfection.
He needs more subs
Feel free to expand out into more sandbox games were you can get into shenangans. Definitely staying for the People Playground stuff though.
5:36 I know that was a part of the thumbnail but that genuinely shocked me!!😮
Hello everyone this is your daily dose of Internet. That’s what I was expecting to hear. Owner heard hello everyone
Wow, I just got an ad. This one managed to be monetized. Congratulations
Garfield: *ascends
TwoSoda: Oh no. Anyways...
Yo sup my man
The fact that this man exists just shows that God is either dead, incompetent or just oblivious to the terror happening in his kingdom
Platypus
BUILD GOD
Eh, I just deploy killer turrets in the gates of the house.
First lol
That was fast
@@TwoSoda I was surprised no one commented tbh
Hmmmm...twosoda doing his daily basis of ending millions of qwalldrillons of lives
there is NO way garfield got hit with the ultimate brew and he just fucking ascended
well if you want to Saw reference theres always the doorknob-activated revolver
4-th dimension syringe, you can use it as trap or grenade to get rid of someone without crulety and brute forse
Fruity pebbles are 🔥, Makes sense their power gave you a lisp
most random underated channel ever.
Your punishment is be in a two soda vid (the experiment) 🫡
Your supposed to strap the shotgun on the ceiling so the shield won’t work
we would all watch your live stream, just say when!!
8:47 ahh yes the humble MAC round ment for all types of home defense
Another great video!
Thanks!
After he got launched with the shield you could shoot him again
AHSHUDHDBD YOU DIDNT NEED TO HIT US WITH THE "EDWARD", IT HASNT EVEN BEEN A MINUTE 😭
WHERE DID JOHN GO? DID YOU ERASE HIM FROM EXISTENCE?
Nitrogen bomb that’s how you defend your house
How I'm I going to portico my house. Me oh god how's this going to go
you sound exactly like my social studies teacher. i am scared to attend class now
i made my own garfield centipede :D
the neighbor wanted to offer me leftover lasagna and now that fbi is after me
Oh wow you actually use atomic bombs see it worked
I like the super cannon
Ballistic weapon video? 🤔
yes@@TwoSoda
If there no house to steal from there no need to worry about burglers
Yo soda, experiement on the human and make him turn into a frog
Bro 8:42 killed me it cut to an ad right after the flash 😂
9:58 Clarence Boddicker type shit
The design is very human
With enough shotguns anything is possible.
12:00 terrafrying terrafrying
I got an add at 8:46 and it made it so much better
7:08 me when the swat team tries to raid my house: