This Will Change The Way You Watch ‘Titanic’

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  • Опубліковано 5 чер 2018
  • This blockbuster smash broke box-office records, but it’s also loaded with little-known trivia and behind-the-scenes stories that will change the way you watch Titanic forever.
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  • @aidanr3720
    @aidanr3720 6 років тому +951

    Another glaring historical innacuracy is Leonardo Dicaprio playing the role of Jack. In real life he was played by Andy Serkis.

    • @-ahvilable-6654
      @-ahvilable-6654 6 років тому +12

      99 Babies so thought provoking!

    • @p.atrick.
      @p.atrick. 5 років тому

      @@-ahvilable-6654 your profile pic is trippy

  • @sunny_waifu2955
    @sunny_waifu2955 6 років тому +919

    The satire in this channel is too good to be true

    • @Pol74387
      @Pol74387 6 років тому +1

      I see you everywhere wtf

    • @Pol74387
      @Pol74387 6 років тому

      I was literally on your channel last night ACK

    • @oklol496
      @oklol496 6 років тому +7

      what satire?

    • @Sayori393
      @Sayori393 6 років тому

      Sunny · Waifu we meet again..... The third time in different channels.

    • @Pol74387
      @Pol74387 6 років тому

      Luna Soldier ikr I see their channel on any video I click on hehe

  • @varba3835
    @varba3835 6 років тому +289

    Fun fact that you missed! When Leonardo DiCaprio shouts out "I'm the king of the world!", the filming cause many to misunderstand it as if he was the king of the world. Originally, he said "I'm the king of Disney world!", but the microphone guy fell into water during the scene and they had to record it with a phone, leading to bad sound quality where you miss words.

    • @dahulius
      @dahulius 6 років тому +12

      Interesting, knowing there were no smartphones back then, maybe someone was a time traveler?

    • @wowiagree9208
      @wowiagree9208 5 років тому +20

      @@dahulius no, they're using landline phones to record it. Then the producer shouts, "Hey, that's a smart idea!" and that's where we got the first smart phone in history.

    • @dumbratbtch953
      @dumbratbtch953 3 роки тому +3

      wow! 🙂 i have never payed attention. silly me!

  • @onedoesnotsimply7375
    @onedoesnotsimply7375 5 років тому +185

    Fun Fact: The director shipped Rose and Jack.

    • @commaspace2196
      @commaspace2196 5 років тому +5

      One does not simply Yup. And that ship quickly met its iceberg-y end.

    • @shrekonion8307
      @shrekonion8307 3 роки тому +11

      If you watch the movie you can very clearly see that they were unshipped which is how jack and many other passengers died

  • @jonahsoldier9736
    @jonahsoldier9736 5 років тому +31

    To be honest if a non satirical source told me doing that pose at the front of ships was a leading cause of death at sea I would probably believe it.

  • @rye528
    @rye528 5 років тому +75

    *“He can fit underneath it, CASED CLOSED.”*

  • @willcutler6045
    @willcutler6045 6 років тому +509

    I’ve heard the entire movie is a metaphor for boiled ham

    • @greaseballjones7705
      @greaseballjones7705 6 років тому +24

      Steamed* hams

    • @johnrankin7135
      @johnrankin7135 5 років тому +4

      Hot ham water?

    • @canadadry5449
      @canadadry5449 5 років тому +9

      @@greaseballjones7705 They are obviously grilled.

    • @hotmojoe2483
      @hotmojoe2483 5 років тому +7

      Canada Dry We just call them steamed where I come from.

    • @khorps4756
      @khorps4756 5 років тому +4

      hotmojoe. uh huh, and what region?

  • @pawneyreport7407
    @pawneyreport7407 6 років тому +182

    Get well Aunt Darb!!!!!

  • @fr8242_
    @fr8242_ 6 років тому +171

    Lol that address he lists is the Phoenix Suns’ stadium

  • @jolleh
    @jolleh 6 років тому +335

    T-posing before it was cool

  • @ZeranZeran
    @ZeranZeran 5 років тому +33

    Jack was underneath the door the whole time, they've been setting up Titanic 2 for when Kathy Bates is born.

  • @katielivingstoneidc
    @katielivingstoneidc 5 років тому +50

    you REALLY sound like the "top 10" guys it's uncanny

  • @draingangballs6276
    @draingangballs6276 4 роки тому +11

    1:07 is the pinnacle of humour

  • @d007ization
    @d007ization 4 роки тому +3

    I had to go and sit down after that table flipping scene.

  • @SVNTrw
    @SVNTrw 6 років тому +14

    I used to watch titanic like this 😁, now I watch it like this 😀

  • @luukeluketer1024
    @luukeluketer1024 5 років тому +9

    "that'll change the way you watch Titanic , forever" ............Who watches this movie after watching it once ???

  • @alexgriffin8341
    @alexgriffin8341 6 років тому +15

    Imagine if Rose hold beef about Jack stopping her from killing herself, and pushed Jack off when she stood at the front of the ship. Could’ve saved me a couple of hours crying.

    • @burntferidgerator6848
      @burntferidgerator6848 6 років тому +1

      Xx stinky dick xx you cried? This movie was a documentary on sex on the titanic in a car

    • @alexgriffin8341
      @alexgriffin8341 6 років тому +1

      Burnt Feridgerator Yeah it was that beautiful

  • @benny1118
    @benny1118 6 років тому +43

    2:24 you said 85004 but the screen said 85504

    • @ButtersTheGreat1
      @ButtersTheGreat1 6 років тому +2

      Bella Can Draw 85004 is the correct one. Its Talking Stick Resort Arena

  • @dvdsarescary
    @dvdsarescary 6 років тому +32

    Sending memes to the home of the Phoenix Suns! Hope this helps your aunt!

  • @tomiokagiyuu6641
    @tomiokagiyuu6641 3 роки тому +3

    I hope the kid with the hot pepper is okay.

  • @okrajoe
    @okrajoe 6 років тому +7

    It all makes so much more sense now.

  • @sdaly415
    @sdaly415 5 років тому +4

    This video is so timely, as everyone is talking about this blockbuster. I can’t wait impress people with these facts.

  • @omnitrix1992
    @omnitrix1992 6 років тому +11

    "This is interesting. Sex."

  • @DangitronepasVI9
    @DangitronepasVI9 6 років тому +6

    This is a very underrated channel

  • @SgtxAnus
    @SgtxAnus 5 років тому +5

    Did you know that for all the scenes where Leo looked bad they had a small Ecuadorian child fill in as his body double?

  • @alwaysbroke188
    @alwaysbroke188 5 років тому +2

    I love this channel they need to come back and make more vids

  • @paineoftheworld
    @paineoftheworld 6 років тому +24

    Again Clickhole, AGAIN! You missed the most important point of the engineering flaws of the ship. Titanic sank because of low quality floatation sausage in the hull. The entire Imperial Japanese Navy suffered from the same flaws at Midway. Chester Nimitz, the son of a well known sausage grinder from the famous sausage mills of Biloxi, Mississippi, learned well from his father and applied his skills allowing the greatest tactical, and hence strategic reversal of any naval engagement since Actium, which incidentally sealed the fate of the Roman Empire as the master sausage makers they were. In fact, Nimitz was quoted in National Geographic saying, "Damn, the sausage, full speed ahead!"
    SMH, Clickhole, SMH.

  • @dag9el
    @dag9el 6 років тому +36

    Jokes on you, I don't watch titanic😎

    • @dag9el
      @dag9el 6 років тому +1

      Tiztu Jokes on you, I'm the globglogabgalab and I loooove books!

    • @dag9el
      @dag9el 6 років тому

      Jeff Poop Flopalob

  • @badkerproductions
    @badkerproductions 6 років тому +4

    you guys just did this video because me and dan watched titanic last weekend.

  • @ajdc88
    @ajdc88 6 років тому +10

    rose shot first

  • @adam145
    @adam145 6 років тому +4

    Rose lived long enough to become a hero of the Resistance even though she lost her love interest on Titanic and her sister during the escape from D'Qar.

  • @brandonvegso1287
    @brandonvegso1287 5 років тому +1

    This is my favourite UA-cam video of 2018

  • @andrewpirkle8411
    @andrewpirkle8411 6 років тому +2

    Wow, this really changed the way I watch 'Titanic'

  • @RECTANGLE339
    @RECTANGLE339 6 років тому +1

    I was expecting this video to be something along the lines of “Every time you watch Titanic, think of this video.” It would technically change the way you watched the movie.

  • @shrekonion8307
    @shrekonion8307 3 роки тому +1

    I dont know why but I just cant get over the thing about the captain not driving the boat fast because he would have crashed

  • @malibustacys80085
    @malibustacys80085 2 роки тому +1

    5 other Fun Facts:
    1) The guy who played the ship (Gary Wildstein) actually died in a crash of a ship and a train.
    2) The movie is based on a book of 1898 called Titan by Morgan Robertson.

  • @RetroPlus
    @RetroPlus 5 років тому +2

    1:38 And it worked!

  • @spoonsareoccasionallymadeo5728
    @spoonsareoccasionallymadeo5728 6 років тому +3

    Yep.

  • @eagerinspirit
    @eagerinspirit 5 років тому +5

    *"This is interesting. Sex!"*

  • @ELopez
    @ELopez 3 роки тому +1

    Lol the birth of a nation hat review gets me every time

  • @pthanthinel
    @pthanthinel 5 років тому +2

    Can we get an f in chat for Aunt Darb

  • @equilibrium6694
    @equilibrium6694 5 років тому +1

    God i love this channel...

  • @parkermain8435
    @parkermain8435 3 роки тому

    I forgot this was click hole for a second

  • @run6653
    @run6653 3 роки тому

    I forgot clickhole was a satirical news site

  • @melodyhaviland9393
    @melodyhaviland9393 5 років тому

    emotional.

  • @darkersideofmagic9892
    @darkersideofmagic9892 5 років тому +3

    Is it me or does it seem like an A.I program wrote this script?

  • @deathwiddle3826
    @deathwiddle3826 3 роки тому +2

    "It actually happened in real life"

  • @markrik1
    @markrik1 6 років тому +2

    This Changed The Way i Watch ‘Titanic’

  • @juanitamustard8791
    @juanitamustard8791 6 років тому +3

    Is aunt darb ok?

  • @zoperxplex
    @zoperxplex 2 роки тому +1

    Little known fact: Jesus played the guy who designed the ship.

  • @Brittanysplittany
    @Brittanysplittany 5 років тому

    Anyone else notice the last number of the meme address is wrong?

  • @psdnmstr4609
    @psdnmstr4609 5 років тому +2

    Jesus this is too real

  • @donniesdarkhoe6143
    @donniesdarkhoe6143 5 років тому

    But i thought Cathy Baits saw a bag of laundry

  • @stephenwindows8848
    @stephenwindows8848 5 років тому +1

    Pretty Neat.

  • @Borella309
    @Borella309 2 роки тому

    My children were on the Titanic but they survived.

  • @FirstWorldProblemz
    @FirstWorldProblemz 5 років тому +1

    Omfg who wrote that letter about them fucking in a car 😂

  • @ShadowsandCityLights
    @ShadowsandCityLights 5 років тому +1

    The only other thing that is better than the video are the comments. 😂

  • @matttangles2106
    @matttangles2106 3 роки тому

    Another little known fact is that Yozzer hughes who is from"Boys from the blackstuff"(google it)cant really drive a boat

  • @tyro244
    @tyro244 6 років тому +1

    I've never watched The Titanic.

  • @jacoblujanac7105
    @jacoblujanac7105 5 років тому +2

    pUsH mE tO tHe eDgE 2:34

  • @lrc173
    @lrc173 6 років тому

    reupload?

  • @honeyblonde3447
    @honeyblonde3447 6 років тому +1

    push aunt darb to the edge, all her friends are dead

  • @tyro244
    @tyro244 6 років тому

    Dot Comb is my neighbor.

  • @JiveDadson
    @JiveDadson 4 роки тому

    I've never seen it.

  • @sonny3962
    @sonny3962 6 років тому +2

    filmguychatshats.hatchat.comb isn't working you may have to work on getting it back up and running.

  • @karlajung1107
    @karlajung1107 5 років тому +3

    I'm 'bout to print and mail all of my favorite memes to 201 E. Jefferson St. Phoenix, AZ 85504

  • @deathhzrd
    @deathhzrd 5 років тому +1

    Ok so, I live in pheonix and 201 e Jefferson street is a resort and casino here called talking stick just to be clear

  • @GegoXaren
    @GegoXaren 6 років тому

    1:27
    Is... Who is that?

  • @popcornegg4405
    @popcornegg4405 4 роки тому

    For one: _jack didn’t have to die._

  • @mattgsm
    @mattgsm 5 років тому

    Anyone else try that website? 1:31?

  • @880-4
    @880-4 5 років тому

    Le tips'
    Fedora

  • @Mechanical02
    @Mechanical02 6 років тому

    Aztrosist?

  • @angrygrouse4989
    @angrygrouse4989 6 років тому

    oh

  • @johnjuiceshipper4963
    @johnjuiceshipper4963 6 років тому +1

    I only browse .comb websites to be honest. I just don’t trust .com.

  • @prtybrneyez18
    @prtybrneyez18 5 років тому

    🙄

  • @nickgalvan2956
    @nickgalvan2956 6 років тому +2

    I love this troll channel

  • @Quasihamster
    @Quasihamster 6 років тому +1

    Wait. Did HowToBasic get pregnant from ScreenJunkies or what is that channel here?!

  • @dreamer5959
    @dreamer5959 6 років тому

    ahah

  • @calviincalifornia4048
    @calviincalifornia4048 5 років тому +2

    this changed nothing about how i watch titanic. my pants are still down.

  • @MonarchyControl285
    @MonarchyControl285 5 років тому

    I can confirm that filmguychathats.chathat.comb is not a real address. WHY.

  • @matthewlebo1841
    @matthewlebo1841 3 роки тому

    Here’s something interesting: Sex.

  • @TheKijib
    @TheKijib 6 років тому

    tt

  • @awgwolfgang9612
    @awgwolfgang9612 5 років тому

    .comb

  • @leifdude407
    @leifdude407 5 років тому +4

    Are all there videos just shitposts?

    • @antlerman7644
      @antlerman7644 5 років тому +1

      Really?!

    • @NaciYT
      @NaciYT 5 років тому +4

      No, they're a media outlet.

  • @badkerproductions
    @badkerproductions 6 років тому

    i don't even watch the video. i already know it's cruel hearted, whereas titanic is about genuine feelings.

    • @smurfyday
      @smurfyday 6 років тому +3

      You're either stupid or stupidly unfunny.

    • @badkerproductions
      @badkerproductions 6 років тому

      you're a fuckin stupid robotic slave to irony, i know that without lookin'. talking shit about a pretty sunshine. funny. good luck with the ladies with that attitude.

    • @Necrocosmia
      @Necrocosmia 5 років тому

      @@badkerproductions seems like its both

  • @jaypatchy7723
    @jaypatchy7723 6 років тому

    Using such a tragedy into a money spinner , nothing but a soft porn movie

  • @glaxxico907
    @glaxxico907 3 роки тому

    This is so obviously fake. ACTORS👏AREN'T👏ACTUALLY👏THE👏CHARACTERS👏THEY👏PLAY!

  • @matteofrizzera4804
    @matteofrizzera4804 6 років тому +3

    First

    • @jolleh
      @jolleh 6 років тому

      Ted Henry ur just JEALOUS hahah

    • @matteofrizzera4804
      @matteofrizzera4804 6 років тому +1

      Ted Henry oF mE bEiNg FiRsT

    • @aidanr3720
      @aidanr3720 6 років тому +1

      Ted Henry Quit being a Griefer you poopyhead you just wish you were the first

    • @aidanr3720
      @aidanr3720 6 років тому

      37

  • @shayZero
    @shayZero 6 років тому +4

    Yeah. Trying too hard to be funny now

    • @pancrazio1
      @pancrazio1 6 років тому +11

      i think that's not the intent of this channel

    • @trevan5035
      @trevan5035 6 років тому +17

      W4V3 Diablo Agreed. Humor? Blasphemy! This is a well known and trusted news source.

    • @smurfyday
      @smurfyday 6 років тому +1

      Yes Ken, you are.